maybe with like very small elbow windows and no ruffles or something. omigod, that Rachel Comey jacket is almost…ALMOST…okay. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Privacy Policy | WHY!? Such good light comic relief. About | AU $29.00. You brought tears of well-needed laughter during a grim time. Ooooh y’all looks like we’ve been blessed with a lil’ treat this month – new Vogue Patterns are out and they are something else. These are seriously awful; however, your comments made them worth looking at for a minute. Vogue Sewing Pattern 9123 Misses Collarless Jacket Dress Size 6-14 Uncut. I have a year to go on my subscription. At least her booty looks pretty good for a small one! ... “After a while, the pattern becomes distorted (a pair of culottes in a size 4 becomes a pair of palazzo pants by the time you reach a US size 24), so we started grading between every size, and using fit models across our entire size range whenever developing a new garment.” It works. This is one I am going to have to think about. ... Calvin Klein licensed his name to Vogue patterns a bunch throughout the 80s and 90s, occasionally offering a jeans pattern. I will say I’m digging the pant skirt hybrid – it has an old hollywood feel to me. And some of the patterns have been downright ridiculous! I think they should just re issue their pattern catalog from the early 90’s better looking clothing and real designer looks … all of these clothes look like dog crap. And the awkward pussy curtain of the skant. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your account. FALL IN LOVE Special Advertising Section Yarns that will warm your heart and inspire new projects to cast on. , I totally agree with you! . It’s a cute idea in theory I guess but in reality it looks like she quit sewing the garment halfway through and is trying to Little Mermaid her way into pretending like it’s a whole ass dress. A Vogue writer on the peculiar dressing for outdoor dining, picnics, FaceTimes, and whatever other pandemic date life throws her way. Just discovered yesterday that Vogue Patterns magazine was discontinued a year ago! I don’t have the lifestyle to wear such things, but if I did, I’d probably at least give them a try. I know it’s not part of the pattern, but the CB seam of the tan pants in the V1703 pic looks seriously uncomfortable! The ad touted the digital edition for iPad for print subscribers. VK MAGAZINE APP Vogue Knitting magazines are available for download onto your iPhone, Kindle and … We never disappoint, do we! Why?! Photos: Torkil Gudnason. It’s not a conspiracy. By Courtesy of Vogue. I love this roundup overall. So I guess this is supposed to be a jumpsuit where the “bodice” is just long ties that you can wrap however. Who would? Advertising. Anyone? Ok, Angelina. Just say no to drugs and ruffled elbow windows though. This post made the fu&!ery that is this release tolerable. MOVE OVER SKORTS, SKANTS ARE IN TOWN. Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). haha. You hero ❤️, Tired of your hip bones playing second fiddle to you waist? But once my attempts to maintain a packed social schedule from the confines of my flat faltered, the pain, shame and panic … The “cold elbows” jacket, the “four nipples” vest, the “built-in apron” dress – so much weirdness! There are no pants in 1703–that is a skirt. I have not been a fan of Vogue Knitting. This is Vogue 9184. The rest, I feel like I’ve seen before. Vogue sewing patterns are renowned for their cutting edge, designer look. AU $22.00. AU $28.50. I had wondered why I did not get a renewal on this. ROFL for the first time in a long time. It was like watching a train wreck in a slide presentation. Don't know what happened to the photo? Model: Louise Vyent. Vogue Pattern #1370 by Fath & Femme Chic, Spring 1957. Some people are super into these big sleeves right now and look great in them. Thanks for the heads up! I could not have worn those things to work in my former office life, and I would not wear them to church either. I so totally needed this! Most of the patterns from vogue over the past few years, are absolutely hideous. Email This BlogThis! It’s cold shoulders for your elbow – cold elbow?! I thought it was just me! This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Maybe they should have made masks instead. If you want to create something truly inspirational and impressive Vogue patterns are a great place to start. WITH RUFFLES. Thanks for that. It's one of those basic Vogue patterns that you can do a lot with and that serves lots of purposes. But have we gone too far? But the fall 2016 issue is different. I’m not holding out to be mean. I used Vogue pattern 9186 and a beautiful medium weight linen (Hampton Stripe) from Pitt Trading Fabrics in Australia (obviously they ship internationally ;-)). Thank you for the laugh just when we all needed one! When the first UK lockdown was announced in March 2020, I was granted a few weeks of grace, as we busied ourselves with Zoom pub quizzes and the Houseparty app (remember that?). “Cold Knees”? HAHA!! The absurd ruffle elbow windows? That brings me to the elbow windows. It’s almost like they’ve been saving the crazy ones and decided to give us a treat to take our minds off the world basically being a dumpster fire otherwise. Categories DIY, Dresses, Vogue Patterns Tags Caftan Dress, Pattern Hack, Vogue 1473 62 Comments Valentine’s Day 2017 – Red Dress – Vogue … V1702 – couldn’t come up with a better way to make everyone look at your crotch! Thanks to Vogue Patterns for giving us some entertainment during these shitty, shitty times. Cute dress or whatever, but who is responsible for styling this shoot? That one is confusing and hilarious all at the same time. View Now Before the mid-19th century, average women sewed their own clothing by hand. 1267 - Tom and Linda Platt. Who wears the cut up to here/down to there/backless garments? I wouldn’t wear it but I like looking at it. Ha! Vogue is part of the McCalls Pattern Company, a private company that owns and sells patterns under these brand names and categories; McCall's (contemporary), Butterick (classic), and Vogue (couture). Jesus, Mary, and Joseph what the FUCK am I looking at here?? I agree with everything said, but I kinda like 1704. thay would have been the Sound of Music stripe curtain ensemble tribute to end them all! 1705 has wrinkly boobs, and looks like they made the skirt inside out, with the lining swapped for the face fabric. The categories are not mine, but are from an online description of the company. . They really could have picked a better backdrop. late 1940s; One-Piece Dress. Not for sale at Vogue (Moderated by Sharon1952) To participate in the forums please Login or Join PatternReview 1 2 Next-> joanico. I would love to make this in a faux suede as recommended. Do you think this messy collection is due to the new company owners? The ruffled Elbow windows are also “a stroke of genius”, You had me with the “dumpster fire” by the time I got to 1704’s button placement I was in full belly laugh mode (by the way, WTF are those pants? ) This dress is part of Vogue 9351, one of the Vogue Wardrobe patterns, which includes a jacket, pants, a jumpsuit, and the dress. Member since 8/2/03 Posts: 6835. Rachael Comey – what were you thinking??? That Vagina Monologues 1703 stripe placement is a crime against women. Thanks for the good laugh! Of course, that did not discourage me from keeping at the important business at hand, i.e. Vogue Runway covered 952—and counting!—fashion shows this year. (And a serious conversation needs to be had with the person who came up with RUFFLED cold elbows.). Vogue 1706 You were spot on with every review. Ugly and would drive me nuts to wear. ( Log Out /  OMG, I thought I was going to spit my tea out when I read, “The power of Christ compels you!” That was freaking fantastic! In no time you’ll have made that a thing. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! That is really shitty that you didn’t get a head’s up! Very similar to a knit RTW dress I already own. I have always considered the “cold shoulder” windows the epitome of ridiculosity … but now mine eyes hath seen “cold elbow” windows. Thank you!! You gave me the second greatest giggle this morning right on the heels of Lauren’s. Morphology: Petite at 1m53 (5'), Burda size altered 19 or altered 38, Big 4 size 10 or 12 depending on ease; Thanks! Which one was your favorite? So much to love and giggle at. This made my day! You bring creativity, skill, and wit to the sewing community. Even lockdown is not making me insane enough to want to make ANY of these. One of the least attractive areas of the body and Vogue highlights them? Returns & Refunds | Factory-produced fabrics were affordable and available in the early 19th century, but easy-to-use dress patterns and sewing machines for the home seamstress were not sold in the United States until the 1850s. “SKANTS” and to be extra cheeky let’s just say, “Skanky Skants”! Oh that’s weird! The Winter/Holiday Lookbook. Vogue 1419 is a pattern for a skirt, high-waisted pants, and a jacket with exposed zippers and Lars’ signature, waist-defining tie-front: Vogue 1419 by Byron Lars (1994) Image: eBay. Rachel Comey!! . Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest. But the majority of their patterns were for the 30 – and – older crowd, showcasing models and fashions which were demure but elegant, feminine but refined. 3 likes. Thank you for this awesome post!! ( Log Out /  Thank you once again for another fabulous post. Jul 7, 2018 - Explore Cat Williams's board "Designer Patterns" on Pinterest. Copyright 2021, OSATech, Inc. All rights reserved. Elbow windows, hideous. I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard. . We are in almost 100% agreement on these, except you said it funnier. Love this!! Select patterns offer 11 sizes from a 32" bust to a 52" bust. They are silly, but also stylish. annenet. The way the bias has draped at her lower back looks like a fucking jelly roll. So, you know how you keep all your body parts tucked in at bedtime after a scary movie because the monster under your bed will snatch any exposed parts? Absolute blogging magic. What happened to plus-size? 1271 - Kay Unger . Vogue 1704 / Rachel Comey . Vogue 1710 / Rachel Comey In the 1970s, sewing lost popularity and sales began to suffer. Most could be made better with different fabric choices (1701) and ditch those buttons on 1707, and 1708 is the infinity dress with pants. New To PR | I once saw a blazer with the cold elbow cutouts. All patterns available in 9 sizes from 30" bust to 46" bust. Who approved that button placement? ( Log Out /  Thank you!! Vogue 1697 Cute dress or whatever, but who is responsible for styling this shoot? But have we gone too far? My favorite annotation is the one that says simply “Thanks, I hate it.”. Let’s take a look! Thank You! Even my husband laughed at the cold elbow caption. .although I am not positive on this point. On … I was going to email Rachel Comey suggesting ass windows with ruffles for that lovely jacket but now you’ve rained on my parade. I don’t hate the pattern, I just want to talk shit about the stripe placement. I have questions. but…yeah…no. I ... Vogue 8577 is a lovely pattern - yes, it needs a fair amount of fabric, and it's not the quickest project to sew, but the end result is a really pretty dress that feels gorgeous to wear. Why did they not send me a notice on this? They missed a trick pairing 1700 with 1703…. It works now with sandals and it'll work in cooler months with tights, boots, jackets and coats. Who thought any of these patterns were a good idea? Contact Us | Member since 1/8/10 Posts: 186. In reply to horsienut. Wishing you well in these tough times. I saw the email and have been dying for your critique. 1705 immediately made me think of the Van Trapp family in Sound o’Music, so that’s something. Brilliant. NETHERLANDS Skill: Intermediate. Leave a little to the imagination! Nov 13, 2020 - Explore Oaktrees's board "Sewing Vogue", followed by 971 people on Pinterest. Shipping Rates | shipping: + AU $7.95 shipping . That's exactly what happened to me in this project. I should do the same. Wow, I have back issues from this from 1975 and have been a consistent subscriber. Harry Styles posing for Vogue. But you can burn the rest. I read that as "don't hold your breath". My take is that someone told them to use up all the ugly fabric that was sitting around so they could empty out one of the storage closets. Science has found to way to breed pants with skirts and created this hybrid monstrosity. I’m curious. “Introducing Byron Lars: Shape and Spirit,” Vogue Patterns, July/August 1994. , That jacket was nuts before I even noticed the elbow windows! If those were done in the 70's they would have been on a yacht in the Mediterranean making for a great look. Skirt has a draped overskirt in front and a back panel and it joins the bodice at waist-line. As with all our sewing pattern brands we carry the full range and always ensure you are up to date with the latest releases and special offers. Crying over here! Science has found to way to breed pants with skirts and created this hybrid monstrosity. Which begs the question, how well are you accentuating your yoni energy? I love the asymmetrical hemline. 8766 - Vogue Easy Options. I had Dorothy Hamill hair at the time. However, I do own the Vogue Craft pattern shown at the top of this page. Wtf is up with those ruffles? No one told me to stop posting. I saw a post on Instagram that Vogue Patterns Magazine will no longer be published. Vogue 1694 / Marcy Tilton It’s a strange fabric choice but TBH I kind of like it. And shout out for the idea of adding googly eyes in the elbow windows! With a flowing mermaid hem that is 100% controlled by hip gyration, this skirt will be sure to turn heads and catch every surface you walk on. Thanks for the laughs! I would not wear the gowns to a dressy event wither. Who wants to emphasize the skin on the back of their elbows? I totally agree with you but would also like to add the need for double sided tape for those plunging necklines. Shouldn’t they have chosen a casual, rough-texture pant (possibly with ruffle-rimmed openings at the hips)? thank you, this post saved my quarantined life….. can’t.stop.laughing. A pirt, skants maybe?? What Happened to Vogue Knitting? It looks like God put her nipples in the wrong spot. 1710 The conversation went like: this someone said: “cold shoulders are over” someone responded: “let’s move them somewhere else. †. Posted on: 2/21/19 11:02 AM . I'm really bummed about Vogue Patterns -- it's my favorite sewing magazine and I've been subscribing for years (and wrote a couple of articles for it -- one was supposed to come out in an upcoming issue; not sure what the deal is now, as no one from the company has contacted me). Seriously, thanks for sending my first coffee of the day through my nose. Here are the ones I plan to buy: 1265 - Pamella Roland. To participate in the forums please. Vogue 1695 / Today’s Fit By Sandra Betzina I think the silhouette is interesting, but if I wore something like that, I’d look pretty foolish! Marilla said she’d have to walk through the door sideways. But have we gone too far? Pretty sure the green dress is another attempted recreation of the divine green dress Keira Knightly wears in Atonement…but done badly. It must be difficult to have their business model in a time when PDFs are ruling the roost. I felt very fortunate to have the winning bid, tucked in between airline flights! 1268 - Guy Laroche. You can purchase single copies for $3.99 or a one-year subscription for $15.99". I think the post was by Ann of Gorgeous Fabrics. Before we get into it – I want to address the question that I get asked all the time, which is why I don’t write these reviews anymore. Also, I’m praying hard that your August class in Gainesville isn’t cancelled!!! It is hysterical Thank you we need this!. Enjoy a free pattern from 60 Quick Knits for Beginners. What happened to Vogue 1222? Just another nail in the coffin for this once great pattern company. The 1704 makes me think of Anne of Green Gables’ puffed sleeves. The Spruce / Debbie Colgrove. and religious revival take it! I just choked on a bagel which looking at these. Modern instructions and yardages provided. Posted by Henry at 11:49 AM No comments: Email This BlogThis! Vogue 1701 Conditions of Use | . They’re all have to much foo foo shit for me. Actually, I like a lot the candy blouse and the pillow dress (1700 & 1695), I like them way more than the fashion of lantern sleeves, which is huge. Really didn’t see that coming. You just made my day with the Gilbert & Sullivan reference! If I made it and wore that skirt my partner would think I’d completely flipped my lid for SO many reasons – Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz (although that is the life we’re sort living right now) came to mind. I know a few health care professionals who would probably really love the set. This one is mine. like even a white background would have been better than 80s cubicle fuzz. Boob buttons and knee covers, oh my! I actually loved your idea re 1706 for stylish scrubs. XOXO. Vogue Sewing Pattern 1799 Ladies Misses One Piece Dress Size 12 Cut Vintage . It is what I call an Instagram outfit, it looks good if you stand still and pose, and then pick the best photo of the bunch. And the stripes in that tiered skirt – so reassuring to see I’m not the only one who cocks up royally. And many thanks for your inimitable writing.. Oh, thank you. I love it when you do these reviews! Literally sitting here laughing so stupidly out loud! My eye caught the "We've Gone Digital!" Ha! Fuck, I kinda want a pair just so I can call them skants. Thanks for the laughs. My favorite is the green bias dress with the problem lower back – it’s so funny that I almost cried. Here is a Jacques Fath afternoon dress featured in the Spring 1957 issue of Femme Chic along with the Vogue Paris Original pattern #1370 … Bonus – the bow doubles as a pillow! Sewing Patterns and clothing patterns from including clothing patterns and dress patterns from simplicity patterns. Laughing hysterically at the thought of this. I am drawn to the raglan sleeve, but I think the style lines may end up being a bit too "modern" for me. Same! Vogue Sewing Pattern 2002 Misses Dress Tunic Top Skirt Size 10 Cut Vintage. The finest vintage sewing pattern reproductions from the years 1920 through the 1950s! Posting Guidelines | Hospital scrubs, but make it fashion. 1703, if it makes the model look fat how the hell could I wear it! I clicked through all the new releases with this HORRIFIED look on my face. I just forwarded this to every person I know: those who so and a few who don’t. “My left elbow is a miracle of loveliness!”. 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