• Godless Soviets Claim America Will Fall By 2010

    December 31, 2008 3:39 am 33 comments

    The Godless soviets have been busy spreading more propaganda this week, now making the preposterous claim that America will fall by 2010.  Here is the bizarre works of one of their village elders:

    Godless Soviets Claim American will Fall by 2010

    Godless Soviets Claim American will Fall by 2010

    As reported by the good folks at Fox, “Professor” Panarin had this to say:

    “There’s a 55-45 percent chance right now that disintegration will occur,” He continued, “One could rejoice in that process.”

    Not to defend the Soviets, but it’s almost understandable how some of them could believe the US is on the verge of falling. Surely, this great nation of America –founded one the guiding principles of Christian fellowship and ethic– has fallen out of its relationship with God.

    It all started in the 1960s, when a liberal Supreme Court decided to ban children from praying in school. Such sacrilege actions resulted in several generations of people who failed to recognize the importance of God in this nation, and as such our distance from piety is directly responsible for the current economic crisis, slagging infrastructure and hiccups in the War against Terror.

    What the Soviet village leader failed to realize, however, is that there are many in America who continue to have faith and trust in divinity for salvation and mercy. It’s that faith that will see us through Obama’s presidency, which is the most attributable reason for Russia being coy, and into another proper Republican man of the faith as the leader of the US in 2012.

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