Sinful Daughter of Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Gives Birth to Child
And it came to pass that pregnant teens nationwide though the GOP was the party of immoral relations, thanks to Sarah Palin.
As we know, the McCain-Palin campaign became doomed once it was discovered that Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin, was pregnant out of wedlock.
This sickening revelation revealed that Sarah Palin was not promoting abstinence hard enough, as naturally all teens who are properly taught about having sex out of wedlock will be disgusted by the notion of pre-marital sex.
With such a failure, Palin sealed the fate of her campaign along with McCain’s. Divinity cannot tolerate such basic ineptitude in instilling proper American values.
At any rate, this week Bristol Palin gave birth to her sin-child and named it Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Yes, 4 names.
I’m not sure what exact style of parenting Sarah Palin is practicing up there, but it certainly is not befitting a mother who claims to support the values and traditions of the GOP.
Though Levi Johnston, the man who fathered the legitimate child is to marry Bristol, there is much work and repenting to be done in Wasilla this week. Hopefully Sarah can find the right path again, lest the snows of Alaska meet the fiery furnaces of hell for the ongoing sins.
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Author: Jack Gould
Pastor Jack "Jbox" Gould is a local best-selling author, motivational speaker and youth pastor extraordinaire at Langley CC, where his stories about the laid back California life and relations to Jack-in-the-Box bobble heads are all the rage. Email Jack a Question
7:20 pm
i don’t even like Sarah Palin, but good lord you people are messed up, and i never thought id say that about anybody with a bad word against her.
i mean theres so many angles you can go for when insulting her… why take a flimsy religious reason like her daughters “wedlock” (oh noes!11!!!!!)
in fact im not even going to insult you lot…. Ive just realized how pointless saying anything against zealots is before ive said anything,
i feel like ive won the battle
happy afterlife.
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9:18 pm
I agree with Pastor Jack here, and think this situation gives some insight to the cultural war that’s happening in America. Teenage pregnancy is a direct result of increasing amounts of secularism and lack of religious influence, from mothers, to daughters.
Moms of today have to be career oriented since our economy is troubled, due to things oddly enough like teenage pregnancy and inner city welfare moms. If people would get right with God and spend more time with their families, things like this would not be so prevalent. Governor Palin did fail with her daughter in spending enough time with her and instilling proper respect for abstinence in regard to the word, but hopefully they all make right. I’m hoping to see Sarah running for president in 2012.
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9:49 pm
GET OVER IT!!!!
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9:41 pm
I’m praying for you, Pastor Jack. Apparently you haven’t read John 8:1-11 very well. Condemning Bristol’s son as a “sin-child” is not in the compassionate spirit of a Christian. Please reconsider your words.
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6:05 pm
Sally, our troubled economy is due to unbridled greed not teenage pregnancy and inner city welfare moms. Try googling “credit default swaps” for instance, and you’ll see that it if you impregnated all of our teenage girls, the cost would not come close to the cost to our society of a greedy, corrupt financial sector.
Pastor Jack, I wish you wouldn’t refer to a baby as a sin-child, it’s very unbecoming.
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12:07 pm
A “sin-child”? Are you serious??
I went to Christian schools all my life and abstinence was shoved down my throat by both my schools and my parents (my dad is a pastor), and my beautiful daughter was born last year out of wedlock. She is not a “sin-child” and how dare you refer to any child as such. My choice to have pre-marital sex was not her fault.
Maybe all young women who become pregnant out of wedlock should have abortions instead. Would that make you happy? Because that is what your judgmental and belittling attitude is pressuring young Christian women who have made (perhaps a single) sexual indiscretion to do.
Forcing abstinence-only education just makes young people want to rebel, not to conform to your warped views of Christianity, which doesn’t show the least bit of Christ’s compassion.
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