• Sinful Daughter of Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Gives Birth to Child

    December 31, 2008 2:22 am 6 comments

    And it came to pass that pregnant teens nationwide though the GOP was the party of immoral relations, thanks to Sarah Palin.

    As we know, the McCain-Palin campaign became doomed once it was discovered that Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin, was pregnant out of wedlock.

    This sickening revelation revealed that Sarah Palin was not promoting abstinence hard enough, as naturally all teens who are properly taught about having sex out of wedlock will be disgusted by the notion of pre-marital sex.

    With such a failure, Palin sealed the fate of her campaign along with McCain’s. Divinity cannot tolerate such basic ineptitude in instilling proper American values.

    At any rate, this week Bristol Palin gave birth to her sin-child and named it Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Yes, 4 names.

    I’m not sure what exact style of parenting Sarah Palin is practicing up there, but it certainly is not befitting a mother who claims to support the values and traditions of the GOP.

    Though Levi Johnston, the man who fathered the legitimate child is to marry Bristol, there is much work and repenting to be done in Wasilla this week. Hopefully Sarah can find the right path again, lest the snows of Alaska meet the fiery furnaces of hell for the ongoing sins.

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