Today scientists released the following photo of two puppies that they have cloned. Appearances aside, remember this: the puppies are evil. Their purpose is sinister and their existence is an abomination to natural order.
Scientists are employing new forms of propaganda to further their agenda of human cloning, a trademark goal of the former Soviet Union and likely the proven socialist Barack Obama.
Even though scientists cannot figure out how to clone humans, they are still trying to convince the masses that tinkering with our fearfully and wonderfully made bodies is a good thing.