Sad times come upon the world as one of the most beloved leaders in history is finally taking his well deserved break from being the decider and bringing of freedom.
Yes, faithful readers, President George W. Bush is finally set to retire on the 20th. This topic was at the fore of his most recent address to this great nation. Though he will no longer be there to guide humanity in body, his wise insight, eloquent words and clear thinking will serve as an eternal inspiration to mankind.
Bush’s presidency was most marked by wide love and approval. Though liberal statistic agencies will try to downplay the true numbers, reliable sources likely backed by Diebold indicate Bush’s approval rating in America is at 80% and even around 90% in places like Iraq, where he left a legacy of freedom.
We were truly fortunate to live in the good times of good President Bush. His divine relation with him on most high is indeed what lead us to be able to bring peace and love to the Mideast, all while building up the social systems and economy of America.
Unfortunately, even the most noble of hands can be impeded by the dark agenda of liberals. The Democrat Congress quickly destroyed the economic plan Bush drafted for America. President Barack Obama is already planning to destroy important facilities such as Gitmo, where we simply take volunteer terrorists for a nice bath, solid food and friendship. Warm discussions on why they should convert to American thinking always take place there.
President Bush, and the cherub crew of Rove, the lovable Cheney and the honest Donald Rumsfeld will be greatly missed. Thanks for everything, you find gentlemen.