Heathens Against Holiness Alliance- High-Street.org
Today I received a very urgent message from good steward of the faith the “Runnin’ Reveran’” Reverend TJ Hawkins who’s currently on assignment in the Midwest. He alerted me to a very disturbing den of debauchery which you may find at High-street.org.
Perusing their kingdom, dear readers, is akin to hopping a DeLorean and witnessing the children of Israel in a full out orgy of unbridled fun when they should have instead been worshipping their saviour for taking them out of bondage and into the promised land.
Upon happening upon the front page of this site, I was immediately blinded by graven images such as this.
High-Streeters Caught Worshipping Graven Images
Our more learned readers will instantly recognize this bull as a derivative of the golden calf, which takes its origin in hedonistic Ba’al worship that the liberal left would naturally embrace.
I truly wish this was the only offence my faith and heart had to endure today, but another message on this internet High-Street website took aim at a strong young woman of the faith.
This day and age it’s all too common to see people who are infected with the spirit of Atheism. It’s this rampantly running spirit that’s directly responsible for terribly sad tragedies like increased divorce rate, nearly having gay marriage passed in California and all the current economic turmoil.
Let us take a look at this young woman’s touching experience in the faith:
Knowing this, the young lady in the following video knew she had to lay her hands really hard to pray all the atheist infection out of the person to whom she was bearing witness. Her account is very heart-warming, yet the liberal masses of High-Street do not see it that way.
Dear readers, let this video be a reminder to all of you that in the face of adversity and sinners, you must remain resolute. The liberals are all naturally atheists who want to destroy America’s godly heritage and duty to spread peace, prosperity and love worldwide, much like President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Iraq.
If you do not support terrorists having nuclear arms as to bring impedance to the spread of peace, prosperity and love –some of our cardinal values– you should then know that your heart must naturally be set to fight the infectious spread of atheism.
Those who do not take heed and refuse to combat atheism may just have a fiery future, an eternal one. To members of High-Street.org and other terror-supporting worshippers of Ba’aal, I truly encourage your hearts to become students of the true faith.
The alternative is a permanent cure for atheism, one that not even any water wielded by the hands of the most able men can whet.
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Author: Jack Gould
Pastor Jack "Jbox" Gould is a local best-selling author, motivational speaker and youth pastor extraordinaire at Langley CC, where his stories about the laid back California life and relations to Jack-in-the-Box bobble heads are all the rage. Email Jack a Question
9:52 am
Wow, more extremist propaganda, this site is full of it.
Not everybody is going to be forced to believe in Christ because they fear going to hell. I have morals; I know what is right; what is wrong, if you want to be a good person you don’t have to fear what is going to happen to you when you die to make you a moral person.
Just because atheists don’t believe in god, or other religions don’t believe in your god, doesn’t make them bad people, when you get a group of people, like you, spreading your propaganda slowly gaining popularity of your own peoples, you’ll end like the Nazi going on a holocaust and killing millions of people who don’t believe in your faith. Why don’t you respect other religions and accept them.
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4:47 pm
Morals are rooted in Christianity. So if you’re a moral person, even without realizing it you’re already following the example of Christ.
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7:02 pm
So, all Atheists are terrorists lying in wait; seeking the opportune moment to strike against Christianity in America? Your paranoia is shocking. I see more danger from a Christian state than that which is Atheist. And, seeing as how Atheism isn’t even a religion, by its literal meaning it means “without religion”, the people of America would be better off to freely worship that which they want. Even Christians. Except for those who want to establish a Theocracy. That is the real danger. Crusades, persecution, regression, all a repetition of History.
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5:24 pm
You hate us! You really hate us!
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5:37 pm
oh my Lord. looking at that site has made me lose my faith in Jesus. if there can be pictures like that in the world then Jesus can’t be real.
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8:42 pm
I can’t believe you had the audacity to call us heathens! You and your religion should be ashamed.
Oh, wait. I just looked it up. Never mind.
Chespirito
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9:34 pm
Well, Jbox, I voyaged over to their lands and everything you mention here is of course very spot on. One of their cult members even posted sacrilege pictures of a strange phenomena called ‘reach-arounds’, which I guess is a perversion employed by liberals as a very scary deviation from normal bounds of relations that should only be enjoyed in the confines of marriage.
It’s with great confidence that I must suggest to Tyson and others that these guys get listed in the Axis of Evil. What they lack in size compared to liberal hotbeds like ShoutWire, Fark, Huffpost and DailyKos, they make up for with unprecedented levels of debauchery and image shenanigans.
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7:33 am
“The liberals are all naturally atheists who want to destroy America’s godly heritage and duty to spread peace, prosperity and love worldwide, much like President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Iraq.”
Iraq? Really? IraQ?
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9:41 am
Follow me my children and we shall smite this abomination from the memory of the internet.
Go forth and destroy High-Street.Org.
http://high-street.org/viewforum.php?id=2
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11:29 am
“akin to hopping a DeLorean and witnessing the children of Israel in a full out orgy of unbridled fun”
I never knew you were a pedophile, Jack.
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10:02 am
Come on people !
This entire site is a satire…..
“Atheists…they even built your computer”
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8:29 pm
I see you get your facts screwed up as bad as Faux News. Actually investigating the facts for your claims would help improve your accuracy quite a bit Jack. Divorce rates are actually lower for atheist couples and conservative christians are the highest. Finding these facts was one easy step of Googling divorce statistics. I love the photo of the sky-clad pagans too! It seems ironic you harass Sarah on Facebook incessantly for displaying nude paintings. Didn’t Mithra err, I mean Jesus say something about hypocrites? By the way Jack why haven’t you answered any of my questions on Sarah’s wall for? You’re not afraid of me are you? I don’t bite unless it’s my wife (she likes it!) We’re all waiting for you to enlighten us on Sarah’s wall. I also will leave a link to the actual divorce statistics for you and your viewers. Peace!
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9:23 pm
My word, what manner of pagan ceremony is this? And nudity! That’s akin to what I’d expect from a lesser culture who has not been brought the good news, not a Western society. Unbelievable.
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6:09 am
if god made us perfect, then why would he want us to be ashamed of our being?
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