If You Use Celcius Over Fahrenheit, You’re a No Good Communist

Chuck Reagan
• ChristWire
January 3, 2009 4:10 am6 comments

Commies Are Not Cool

Commies Are Not Cool

Of late I’ve noticed a disturbing new trend among a certain segment of our society, specifically a group of people who look down on things that are traditionally intertwined with American culture. I’m sure many of you have come across this as well.

Last year you may recall the war against the words “Merry Christmas”, where atheists were literally trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. Young, innocent children in California were being oppressed for simply embracing the legacy of religious expression that should be naturally protected and encouraged by the nation’s Constitution.

You’ll find crazed liberals who try to misinterpret our nation’s roots and claim the Founders were Deists at best. Do not be fooled. At the heart of this great nation, and reborn under the wise leadership of Dwight D. Eisenhower during the 1950s, is a tradition of combining conservative elements of pride in our heritage of religion and country. The two are interchangeable.

So imagine the shock of California parents when, as in a move that would be expected from a bigoted Governor Wallace during the 60s, their kids were threatened to be removed from school if they embraced a right that should be naturally inborn to all Americans.

I wish I could say such offenses to our heritage was only limited to a war of words during holiday times, but it most certainly is not.

There is a sub-set of the secular liberal culture that think Americans should be forced to learn Spanish to appease illegals and feel we should trade in our Fahrenheit system for the Celsius scale employed by Europeans.

While these issues may seem small in the long run, they are major in the long haul. Every time an atheist inclined person is allowed to attack our heritage and tradition in such a way, it affects the core values of our culture.

If we allow these offenses to continue, soon will be gone the ability to order your food in English at restaurants, to celebrate the 4th of July and ability to go to the hardware store to pick-up 2x4s. Our culture is being stripped away and undermined by the liberal agenda, dear friends, at it’s up to you to remain resolute to ensure their attacks against our heritage do not leave us a broken, communist state.

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6 Comments

  • josh chapstick

    The standard measurement system is not simply “employed by Europeans” as you suggest. In fact, the US and Liberia are the only two countries on Earth that still officially recognize the imperial system (if you don’t count the partial and waning usage in the UK). For two countries (out of 220+) to hold fast to a separate system is simply obstructionist, and it’s also costly to us and our neighbors.

    What makes more sense: water freezing at 0 degrees, or at an arbitrarily chosen 32 degrees?

    What makes more sense: the kilometer, which encompasses a tidy 1000 meters, or the mile, which encompasses an arbitrarily chosen 5280 feet?

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  • When you say “illegals” are you referring to yourself; I am prety sure that you are not a native americans and seeing as the native americans are the only TURE americans, You are techinally an “illegal” as you put it. How will god judge you when you tryed to commit a genocide uponn the true honnorable americans,then you white imposters come along; pretending to be “Americans”

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  • No. Way.
    Now I’m sure this site is some joke site to make Christians look bad. Right? …Right?

    Because otherwise, you are insane. The imperial method never made any sense. And Fahrenheit was GERMAN, it has nothing to do with being AMERICAN.

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  • The rest of the articles here are so laughably insane I can’t tell if they’re being serious or not. If this is a joke, they’re doing a great job at making us laugh. ‘Satan takes over Joaquin Phoenix’ <–seriously.

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  • Who are these ‘native Americans’ you’re talking about? American was founded in 1776, and I’m pretty sure when the Constitution was drafted the correct nomenclature was simply listed as ‘American’.

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  • You’re an idiot. I’m fining you for idiocy.

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