Naked Clown Calendars Are NOT Holy
Dear Friends of the Faith of ChristWire, our world falls deeper in peril as now the clown community –once the one stable element of shows featuring curs-ed carnies– are making naked calendars and have apparently joined the liberal school of thought.
Yes, they are still donning the white paint and red noses, but now leaving nothing else on their bodies in these calendars. No yellow jump-suits. No big red shoes. Just as naked as Adam and Eve when man was first created 6,000 years ago.
Now granted, some of these hedonistic clowns are tempting the flesh for a good cause, like finding a cure for multiple sclerosis. But as we know, nakedness outside the bounds of marriage is always going to lead to bad things.
Clowns of the world, for the sake of the children do not go the way of pornography. The punishment that awaits those who do not re-don their clown apparel and making funny whilst driving in cars are smiles full of eternally gnashing teeth!
Link URL: http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/
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- Sinful
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Adam Nelson
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2:31 am
seriously we are all born naked, god doenst smite us down just for being that way, if he did we would all come out wearing a full body wetsuit
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2:26 pm
God clothed Adam and Eve after creation.
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4:08 pm
Uhhh my dear Tyson, THEY’VE done it, and got punished for it.
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4:27 pm
We are collectively masturbating to the Authors picture and blowing our clowny light red tinted but yet unfunny sperm all our our collective monitors.
(And yes, btw most of us are gay)
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4:34 pm
They were punished for not obeying God’s request to not eat from the the forbidden tree.
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4:43 pm
*stares blanky*
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*Continues rubbing nipples*
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6:26 am
Wasn’t the shame of one’s own nudity the punishment? I don’t believe I ever read anything about God instructing or demanding Adam and Eve to clothe themselves. I believe some people are far too easily offended by nudity. Maybe because the act of being nude is considered to be of a sexual nature, when it fact it has little to do with sexuality unless in a specific context.
Either way, some naked clowns on a calender seem little cause for alarm to me.
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