• Naked Clown Calendars Are NOT Holy

    January 6, 2009 5:06 am 7 comments
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  • Dear Friends of the Faith of ChristWire, our world falls deeper in peril as now the clown community –once the one stable element of shows featuring curs-ed carnies– are making naked calendars and have apparently joined the liberal school of thought.

    Yes, they are still donning the white paint and red noses, but now leaving nothing else on their bodies in these calendars. No yellow jump-suits. No big red shoes. Just as naked as Adam and Eve when man was first created 6,000 years ago.

    Now granted, some of these hedonistic clowns are tempting the flesh for a good cause, like finding a cure for multiple sclerosis. But as we know, nakedness outside the bounds of marriage is always going to lead to bad things.

    Clowns of the world, for the sake of the children do not go the way of pornography. The punishment that awaits those who do not re-don their clown apparel and making funny whilst driving in cars are smiles full of eternally gnashing teeth!

    Link URL: http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/


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