Nintendo Wii Infects Kid With Strange Spirit
January 9, 2009 by Quoc Van Thai
Filed under Video Games
One of the most common vices modern parents use to entertain their kids is that of the video gaming system. While it is important to keep the hands of your children from being idle, as idle hands find mischief, the rampant realistic violence in modern gaming systems leaves much to be desired.
There used to be a game called Spiritual Warfare for the regular Nintendo. You can still find this game on Amazon.com or Ebay.com. If you want gaming for your kid, this is it. It teaches your kid the value of missionary work and how to convert heathens from their wicked ways, by use of fruit of the spirit and arming oneself with the armor of God.
Suggestion aside, it is painfully obvious that modern gaming systems carry a spirit of violence on them that can infect your children! Beware the violence. Let us look at this live documentation of what happens when an innocent young child unwraps a Nintendo Wii for Christmas. Chilling…just chilling.
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Pure evil has entered that child. It is so sad to see the detachment from God.
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oh yea pure evil, is so satanic that is not good to look at, here is a good exampel of what is site is the meaning of, pure stupidity… as if there in eny way eny kind of demonic over that out freaking scream then let me know with real facts and something from your mind, until then keep your mouth shut!
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funny how you say “pure evil”. this kid is just excited,. kids get like that at times, can you honestly say that you never “over reacted” when you got that excited? no i bet you cant, so before bashing a Wii why dont you read up about it, you might acutally find that nintendo actually aims to provide a more family themed console unlike playstation and microsoft
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This form of excitement does not come from the Lord or God. This is a display of satan entering this boy and making him invoke love for a game.
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Also in the background you can hear the parents using vulgarity.
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Kid screams in joy and excitement because he got not only what he wanted for christmas, but he got something he didn’t think he would get. To him, he just got the best and most impossible present he could have had.
And you try to use it as an arm for your religious beliefs.
I find that disgusting.
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hey i was the same when i first got my nintendo back in the 80’s, we got the full on 8BIT and even 20 free games with it, we also got a trampoline that year too….think santa might have dug the hole for that (they got in the ground in south afrcia) while satan was setting up my nes.
oh and i come from a very heavily christian family, as most south african familys are,
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Ah, I get it, this site is a brilliant satire, a genius work of parody! Awesome!
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Dude, the kids happy he got what he wanted for christmas, it has nothing to do with god, satan or anything in between its a WII!!! i bet when you were a kid you had the same reaction. Done
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Wii devils? In MY 9 year old?
It’s more likely then you think!
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Tyson Bowers is either trollan or srsly messed up. Kids are hyperactive and act strangely, this reminds me of that video of “NINTENDO-SIXTY-FOOUUUUUR!!!!”
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Nintendo Corp. waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were evil spirits in the game console. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Fundamentalist Christians were not listenend to and now it was too late.
Nintendo Corp. was a video game company for 14 years. When he was young he watched the casual gaming genre and he said to dad “I want to be on the high profits daddy”. Dad said “NO! You will be POSSESS BY SPIRITS!” There was a time when he believed him. As he got oldered he stopped.
“This is Christianity!” the radio crackered. “You must fight the spirits!” So Nintendo gotted his Wiimote and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO EXORCISE US!” Said the spirits.
“I will possess at him” said the cyberspirit and he deployed the possessed children. Nintendo innovated at him and tried to exorcise him up.
But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and unable to exorcise.
“No! I must exorcise the spirits!” he shouted.
“No, Nintendo, you are the evil spirits”.
And then Nintendo was a work of satan.
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This is retarded. There is no such thing as possession. There is no such thing as the devil. There is no such thing as god. You are all delusional fuckwits and I hope you die.
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And so they will. Just not now. In about thirty years, though get ready to rejoice to !
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holy hell (thought it was a good phrase to use) first of all you guys get a great president and then you treat him like dirt (im talking about how racist this site and espesh the author of the recent OBAMA articles are) calling him the antichrist and what not, and now your trying to make the mindless fanatical everyday “run of the mill” hypocritical AMERICAN christian believe that something made out of silicone is trying to posses a child, pfft then you can say that about everything. oh and by the way Tyson Bowers III your typing this out on silicone too.its called a computer, way worse things come out of a computer than of a Wii pedophiles, extortion, piracy, credit card theft… the list goes on….. and you say that mario is bad……………..CHECK YOUR BRAIN IT MIGHT BE IN ANOTHER CASTLE!!!!!
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I wonder if someone called an exorcist or doused him with holy oil?
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This boy is excited with sin, and woe be onto him!!! The Wii is a disgusting contraption that is only good for one purpose only, crossing those “Wiimotes” into the symbol of our LORD JESUS CHRIST! PLay the Wii, and gamble with you soul!!
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Ok, is this site a parody like The Onion? I seriously have trouble believing that someone could HONESTLY believe that a child who gets a Wii for Christmas and flips out with excitement over it is demon possessed. I would like to hear these conservatives tell us how to be excited over something in a “Godly” way.
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This is the funniest freakin site I’ve ever visited. I don’t know who these guys are, but damn…..they are fucking hilarious. No one, I don’t care who you are, no one can be this……..Christian. Good job guys, good job.
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anyone else find it ironic on a day celebrating jesus’s birth tons of children are possesed by satan?
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you are all nonbelioevers! you should be put to death for your words against our holy father. this kid is possesed. his excitment left him vulnerable to satans demons. only god can save him now.
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holy crap you should see a preast, your satanic words are infecting badly in that realpy, try to make him cum and then you will be safe in your ass
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD the kid was happy about getting a toy that cost alot of money and nearly all the stores were out of them for x-mas… this site is retarted and the fact of its stupidty makes it so goddamn funny. im a wiccan and im not gonna burn in hell cause i dont believe in it. and the only way to get possesed by a “spirit” is to make sure that your mind is clear and you are very relaxed. trust me i kno im a spiritualist and have many paranormal friends and they include the forbiden word… demons.
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Chilled me so much i pissed myself
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You have discovered Nintendo’s secret! But it is too late, the Wii has taken over the minds and souls of 99% of the planet.
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This has to be the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard.I’m a Christian and this is just absurd. A select few like the person who posted this is why most people think Christians are eccentic idiots. Maybe you could post something a little more disturbing than an excited kid opening a gift. And, this comiong from a site who endorses ‘SEXY CHRISTIAN SINGLES ads. You, my friend, are a hipocrite.
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Poor kid, he got a Wii. I would scream in agony if I got one too, or if I didn’t get Mad World with it.
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He is not posed he is just DANCING! Don;t you guys see he is just having FUN???
jesus.
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It’s a happy kid. I’d be happy too. He’s not possessed.
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To see a child overcome by Satan like that is heartrending.
I only hope the parents burned his poor possessed body to kill the demon that stole his body.
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So what if a kid got extremely ecstatic about getting something they were wanting? Woop de doo, doesn’t mean they got infected by some ANCIENT JAPANESE SPIRIT THAT NINTENDO SECRETLY PLACED TO FURTHER THEIR DOMINATION OVER AMERICA!!! I really do question your IQ and the other ‘journalists’. If it wasn’t for technology, natural selection would have offed you on it’s own.
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Hmm, you are willing to believe in God and an afterlife, but not willing at all to believe that this child just really wanted this game system, or maybe thought “I’m gonna go crazy to be funny”. No, of course not, that’s too “crazy” for you to believe. Let’s go with the much more rational conclusion that a spirit was hiding in a video game system, just to torment this kid. (Who obviously looks very tormented.)
good day.
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I pleashure myself often over my Wii. Because of its compact and straight figure it’s nice to swaffel it <3
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What the hell!
That kids is yust realy realy happy, i was also very excited when i got my wii but i am a litle older when i got my wii.
But please people just try to see that a video game is not the work of the devil or something.
Video games are yust a way to enjoy yourself, yust like sex
So quit whining and yust let it come over you
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I like how people here are worked up over a kid being possessed by demons cause he got a wii. Try excited.. i mean the wii is easily the least violent console of this generation. woops never mind- i forgot Nintendo is from Japan, and all the posters on this site are racist in addition to being the wrong kind of christians..
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Fuck you.
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oh my god your retarded the kid is over the moon with excitement not possessed get over it
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This is one of the best trolling site out there no joke.
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Yes and im an incarnate of the pure evil that has entered this child, so imagine how bad it is on my side of the screen! Get ready for my HOT FIRE
i think people should start posting stupid pictures with their commments 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WII SUCKS…SO DOES XBOX 360….PS3 RULES lol i think i just started a whole PS3 vs. Xbox 360 debate
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Disregard that. Spiritual Warfare is a shitty game, and I suck cocks.
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Satan is such an easy excuse isn’t it? “It’s not my fault, oh no, the Devil made me do it!” Absolved of all responsibility you can do whatever you want, especially considering that anyone can get into heaven if they, at the simplest level, say, “oh, I’m sorry”.
Take charge of your own life, be a good man because it’s the right thing to do, not because you’re under the empty threat of eternal damnation.
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So, let me get this straight. Being happy, and overexaggerated in showing this happiness, is THE WORK OF THE DEVIL?
Fuck, no wonder grades are dropping with you religious morons pumping your facticious bullcrap into our youth’s minds.
HURR HAPPY IS EVIL, BE SAD AS SAD IS GODS WAY OF SHOWING YOU HE CARES.
Oh and while I’m reciprocating to all the religious fallacies being shown on my monitor by this ludicrous site, might I point out that ‘Satan’ isnt such a bad dude? Seriously. If you have a look through your little bible (lolfictionnovel), count how many people SATAN killed. Now put that number ON YOUR WALL. Now, tally up all the people GOD killed in your fantasy novel.
Amazing how your ‘God’ killed what, several million people? While the almighty EBUL amobination called ‘Satan’ killed oh, 8 people? Maybe a couple more.
Congratulations, your ‘Catholism’ is actually a religion worshipping a big dude in the sky who made everything, but then decided “Lol. Bored now, lets kill some of these fuckers roflcopter”.
BTW: As said before, we have fossils, we win.
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nah dude, satan is a pussy, it was me that did it, i swearz
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So, if a kid got this excited over getting a Bible for Christmas, that would be Satan too, would it?
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Young man, why on Earth do you think fossils disprove anything?
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It sense that violent video games have filled your heart with hate. Know that you are loved, friend, and have a good day.
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So therefore this kid will grow up to be popular in school, get all the girls, go to all the parties, and drive a Ferrari F50 when he’s 30
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YAY another person that has seen the darkness, enjoy it while it lasts dude
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I think this is the religious form of collegehumor.com
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What’s a ‘hipocrite’?
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The people who write these articles are hipocrites.
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