Prince Edward Proves British Royalty Still Have Contempt for God’s Creation (Beats Dog Photo)
In one of the most harrowing displays of a heartless savaging of man’s best friend since Michael Vick and Bad Newz Kennels, Prince Edward faces allegations of dog beating as evidenced in the photo above.
An inspector from the RSPCA is supposed to examine the full suite of images, which were obtained by a stealthy and inspired photographer from Norfolk proper.
As is the standard for royalty, Buckingham Palace is being indignant and claiming Prince Edward was actually showing love to the dogs and trying to break up a tiff between his pets. The labs were purportedly fighting over a game bird. This would be almost believable, if one of the photos didn’t show one of the labs literally cowering beneath a towering Prince Edward as he strongly brandished a powerful crook over his shoulder. This case may be a fitting example of innate bloodlust.
While it is the natural right of mankind to have dominion over the beasts of Earth, we do need to treat them with respect. Dogs are among the most noble of creatures, time and time again showing loyalty and friendship to their human families. Truly, the dog is one of the greatest gifts to mankind, especially when compared to the cat which the heathen Egyptians and Persians used to worship in their idol ridden society.
It’s a shame that the Royal Family is still showing such acts of barbarism. Centuries ago proto-American colonists fled England due to this type of disrespect to God’s creation, so they could create a society where religion, nature and government could peacefully co-exist. My heart goes out to these dogs, and if Prince Edward is guilty of abusing these fine animals one must hope his heart finds repentance for these actions.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud


4:47 pm
haha you guys are more dramatic than fox news
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4:55 pm
Dan Nodren: “Dogs are among the most noble of creatures, time and time again showing loyalty and friendship to their human families. Truly, the dog is one of the greatest gifts to mankind, especially when compared to the cat which the heathen Egyptians and Persians used to worship in their idol ridden society.”
WHAT?! You’ve gotta bekidding me. Do you wake up in the morning and smoke out to joints wrapped in Bible pages? Seriously I want to know.
First of all, cats make for very fine pets. To imply that they are lesser animals due to some divine decree from your ‘god’ is…just wow.
Just because you’re as much a bastard than a dog-beater for your words I’m spamming you with a lolcat. Hopefully everyone else who owns a cat and knos they are good pets does this as well until you acknowledge how ridiculous your quote is dude.
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9:25 pm
The Cat has many meaning the most proved emaning is they protect people from evil spirit if christian are scared of cats it’s mean they are the evil spirit
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5:01 pm
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8:34 pm
Is the pheasant ok? maybe somebody should arrest him for that. pusssies
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11:13 pm
“Centuries ago proto-American colonists fled England due to this type of disrespect to God’s creation, so they could create a society where religion, nature and government could peacefully co-exist.”
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah religion, nature & government peacefully co-exist in America. Being delusional about God is almost forgivable, but come on, that’s just ignorant.
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2:18 pm
Your Honor, may I remind you my client is a WEALTHY CELEBRITY.
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4:10 am
The British have really lost their way. Such a long, sad fall from the honorable time of the crusades.
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9:34 am
british people beat off on animals all the time, whats the big deal
you sick-ohs finially snap a shot of it and wet yourselves
i say we burn down the castle, bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuurrrrn it!
plus im from canada, i hate those muderfukers on me coins
plus lets look at the facts:
1- prince boy was hunting black people
2- prince shit-kicked a dog
3- prince boy probably beats a lot of animals
so what can we draw from this?… absolutley nothing!
its just a series of facts and things which may or may have probably/definitely happened! whoooo are we to decided whats what, and whats not what
lynch him if it makes you feel better… Id feed better…
so its setteled, we will lynch the prince. cant wait to give him a huge slam-fist to his sack! wooooo!
legalize it!!!
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3:26 am
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