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barack obama iraqi propaganda palestinian shenanigans paliban daily taliban terror propagandaOur informants have uncovered yet another sinister plot of Obama’s minions of terror, this time their machinations in the form of an internet site named Paliban Daily at www.paliban.org.
Various reports indicate that Paliban Daily is a play on Palestine and Taliban (merged into Paliban), whose purpose is to create a cover site with seemingly moral stories. Any such organization is naturally sinister, as their true end goal can only be the destruction of Israel, America and all other things right and true.
Former Iraqi Information Minister Endorsing Paliban Daily
An extremist on the site, named PalibanMother, purportedly has made claims that our Mission to bring Values, Morality and Conservatism to an unsaved world is a very bad thing. Being against the bearers of such qualities naturally means your heart is aligned with the vast liberal conspiracy. In further attempts to fool the masses, they also decided to bite the fine aesthetic of our community…crafted by the gifted hands on one Brian Gardener.
It’s my true hope that Paliban Daily has a revival and repents of their seemingly wicked ways. Much as the noble President George W. Bush had faith that the once blind Iraqi people could find the light, I have faith that a few agents of morality exist within the kingdom of Paliban. I charge them to sever their terrorist roots and embrace the freedom of capitalism and the one true religion, the natural heritage of any proper society.
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Sister in Christ Amber,
This is yet another poorly researched essay much like the one about Landover Baptist™ and it twists the Truth®.
PalibanMother only wants what is best for our Godly Country© and the Christian Reconstruction to come. I certainly hope you are not a liberal plant sent by the forces of Osambo.
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I am shocked by what I see here. Filth! Perversion! Sex toys! God-hating mockeries of genuine Christians and God!
Your depraved and irreverent rantings have not gone unnoticed.
We have made note, and are in communication with President Obama’s expanded Office of Community and Faith-Based Initiatives.
Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it!
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Dear Sister Amber,
Truly, such words and reports are troubling if they are true, but after reviewing paliban.org myself I am not so sure they are spearheaded by our sworn enemies against faith. This actually troubles me even more and let me explain.
Over the last few months, I’ve noticed in-fighting between the various strongholds of morality and faith. Last week brother Adam called to question the morals of the good people at Landover Baptist Church, right after they expressed a revelation in which they started to understand the purpose of the Barack Obama.
During these trying times, it is of paramount importance that we remain resolute in not bashing our fellow siblings in the service, but rather embrace our true goals and mission. Bringing the good news and words of truth to an unsaved world, and fortifying each other through brotherhood, devotion and fellowship.
You must also realize that after the reign of Barack Obama, the Grand Ol’ Party will have a chance to once again call upon the Moral Majority, who have fallen dangerously silent in the face of the accursed liberals. Now is a time of rebuilding and 2012 will be a great year, where the GOP once again becomes the party of Christians and we place Church and Government together, as it was meant to be.
In the meantime, Sister Amber, beware the usual cabal of informants. I have great concern that not all can be trusted these days, as many are being swayed by the liberal agenda. As we speak, agents of dissent are trying to sow seeds of mistrust and contempt between the people of good standards. Your Moral Leaders will personally contact you to bring you the truth about this in further detail.
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fuck you you stupid racist skank. [img]http://www.geocities.com/bikko_00/asian_pride.jpg[/img]
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Wait, did Jack Gould really just step in and correct an ignorant article?
I don’t know how to feel… Hopeful maybe?
Nope, read the rest of the post, and he still looks just as ignorant as ever.
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Deacon Jethro, I hope you enjoy your time in Hell, you ignorant, racist, utterly worthless piece of shit. This is assuming there IS a Hell.
And Amber, shut the fuck up. You are less informed than my infant nephews.
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Mr. Gould, I’m relieved to see a voice of reason on this website.
Is it possible that you could turn this site into a force for all that is good and Godly?
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