With hearts hardened after Pastor Rick Warren’s too soft yet bold inauguration speech last week, the gay community allegedly met up in West Hollywood to discuss ways to corrupt the minds and hearts of your kids.
Since the noble Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was able to push Proposition 8 law to where it belongs only months ago, it seemed the forces of morality won a major battle in the war against gay.
Sadly, since they all work easy secretary jobs at offices and drink Starbuck mochas all day –and have no kids– the energies of a gay man are without limit.
As such, their little idle hands find all sorts of mischief and new ways of combat, all in to attempt to sway the tides of morality. This time they’ve created a gay alphabet to corrupt the minds of your children with foolish ideas such as tolerance and equality for all life choices.