Woman Can Not Do The Same Work As Men
Hello, good friends, Joe P. Reagan here. Hopefully everyone had an excellent weekend. Mine was filled with random awesomeness, including an unprecedented crossing of our old friend Ted (John Goodman good’ ol’ boy type) with some folks who refused to speak English to him at a drop-joint restaurant. Twasn’t pretty and that doozy of a topic will have to unfortunately wait for another time.
Today, however, we have a more important issue to discuss. Women. Who would have thought? More importantly, today my question is this. Can a woman truly do any job on Earth as good and readily as a man?
Now already, I know a MissPixy (infamous feminist on heathen liberal hotbed ShoutWire.com) led femi-army is burning Joe Reagan effigies and cursing our names for having the audacity to discuss such topics. ‘Whatever a man can do, a woman can do BETTER!’ While that is surely the pc thing to say, as many you have correctly guessed the slogan actually came from a drunken orgy of 60s acid induced logic.
You’re so nuked for what you said about my dress 34.3 days ago!You see, my friends, the fact is this. Women do deserve equal treatment and opportunity in society. Though this day and age women have fallen far out of their natural role of raising families, which hurts society, there is nothing wrong with such noble considerations. Progress is good in theory.
The problem we face today comes from this new breed of relentless ‘fundamentalist feminism‘. A good portion of women in society are trying to coerce us into believing any given woman can necessarily do a task or job better than a random Joe. To think otherwise is pure blasphemy, they’ll say.
And that’s where we are today, my friends. A society deluded with the notion that it’s not ok to question if a women would handle a job in similar manner to a guy. While I’m not sexist, I’ll tell you this…and excuse my crassness. Women handle crap differently.
Back before the elections and during primaries, I watched the news headlines flash by when on lunch break, then again saw an interesting post in a forums. It was all about this story where Hillary Clinton appeared to be getting flustered (read ‘near crying’) about her unprecedented trailing behind in initial US presidential caucuses.
While some of the other trailing candidates properly resort to more poli-dickery and slinging dirt, Hillary is faking tears though ‘still showing resolve’. Or is she? Are those emotions breaking through the surface from just primaries, or is it just tricks from what some erudite men would call a mean fire-breathing dragon? It seems Hillary took it upon herself to prove the dragon part.
I dared question such things around evening water-cooler time at work and before I even got home, I got this email. “Hey Joe, Tomorrow we need to work on being more sensitive. Apparently today you questioned Hillary Clinton’s ability to lead as a woman, based on her gender. That is not appropriate and upset several co-workers. Please apologize accordingly tomorrow. Signed, Boss McBossyPants.”
Why is it now a sin to bring up notions? I’ll tell you, in case you’ve never endured such things. You get that picture of Hillary up above, with the added joy of sleeping on a couch and not knowing when you’ll be jumped by some tough looking women. Then feminists lobby their government and jobs to make it a near criminal act to suggest such things in work-place discussions.
So we end up with a society full of silenced men, and even women, who can’t question such things. Then society progresses and Suzy Homemaker is equally lifting 300 pound guys from burning buildings, patrolling tough neighborhoods solo and casting tears and fits when the heat may get to be too much.
Who knows, maybe I’m the jerk this time around for questioning the ability of Hillary and Suzy Homemaker in certain jobs. There’s a point in all of this, and it’s that we need to cool it on the PC stuff these days. In the order of nature, women are meant to simply rear and nurture children. Their bodies are made for it, a man’s is not.
I’d state it in more witty, eloquent fashion, but I have many a pre-emptive apology email to forward for future attacks from liberal censorship board. ‘Till next time, folks.
=Joe P. Reagan=
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6:10 pm
God made women to be helps meet for His preferred sex (Genesis 2:21-23), but only after the animals had proved not to be up to the task (Genesis 2:18-20). That’s just the way it is. If you don’t like it, take it up with God.
(sits in corner waiting for liberals in government to censor this post)
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6:39 pm
What I find funny is that women think they should be paid the same as a man for doing the same job. Only a woman’s line of reasoning could come up with an idea like that.
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8:08 am
What many people fail to realize is that feminazism and lezbeanism are creations of the communists. They will stop at nothing to undermine America. They hate us for our freedoms, and because America is God’s favorite country.
The Holy Bible tells us that women are to stay home, bake pies, serve their Husband and make future soldiers for Christ. That should be good enough for any girl.
YIC
–Pastor Zeke
www/landoverbaptist.net
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5:42 pm
You all have a really warped sense of reality. Women should be home baking pies??? Are you F-ing serious? Get real jackasses! FYI, I’m a 32 year old, 120 lb female firefighter who carried a 230 lb lazy fatass man out of a burning building last week. Perhaps he was eating too many of his wife’s homemade pies.
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5:59 pm
Feminesbian alert! Don’t you have some carpet to be munching on?
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6:40 am
The problem we face today comes from this new breed of relentless ‘fundamentalist Christians’. A good portion of these Christians in society are trying to coerce us into believing anything. They can’t necessarily do a task or job better than a random Joe. To think otherwise is pure blasphemy, Ill say.
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2:46 pm
You people are sick and twisted. i hope this is a huge joke you guys have here. I pray, in fact, that you are a bunch of internet trolls and that this Reagan guy is some kind of joker. You’re like Nazis but with religion. Introducing my new term, Religinazi. Which EVERY DAMN SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS. TEH WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT YOU SICK PEOPLE
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8:26 pm
this is real manly work
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10:11 pm
ok as i guy i find this really sexist, i have worked in many jobs and i will admit that in a number of them the female out did me and was more capabile than most of the male staff, if a woman wants to work then its not a bad thing at all, my fiancee is in the navy and earns much more money than i do at the moment, and there is no way i could ever do her job, yet somehow she manages to stay fit and lady like. oh and “arealman” funny pic bro, kinda looks like Flea from red hot chillie peppers hahahahahaah
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8:03 pm
……. You see, this is why I’m gender confused.
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12:28 am
Well no one can beat you in writing posts. I really love your posts every time.
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6:46 pm
I saw one of the women creatures wearing pants and tie today, bossing around an office full of men. Then people go and question why are world is falling apart. How can we stand strong when we’re turning natural order upside down.
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9:26 pm
Are you sure she was a woman and not a lezzie-faire lezbertarian?
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8:10 pm
adam nelson your a twat! how dare you say that my daughter isnt equal to my son, your a sexist bigot
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6:33 am
Of course good sir, and even before then, should you imagine a time when America was still mostly populated by *gasp* Native American Indians, way further back than that to the age of the spartans, Women did nothing but have children and make food… why not go back to that sort of lifestlye? Heck, lets make it like the Spartans of old did hm? No women should be allowed a grave to lay dead in unless they die giving birth to a healthy male!
~This post written fueled on rage and sarcasm~
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2:53 pm
First of all, it’s spelled ‘lesbianism’. Secondly, last time I checked, God’s chosen people were the Jews, not Americans. The United States has only been in existence for 200 years; the world is much, much older than that. Go back to school and actually learn something this time around.
I also wasn’t aware that the making of pies was explicitly stated in the Bible, which you claim to follow and preach. I suggest you examine the Word more carefully.
I am so offended and upset by this article, but even more so the comments. Women are not servants, but equals. And I hope one day you’ll all come to your senses and realize this.
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4:27 pm
“I am so offended and upset by this article, but even more so the comments.” The comments quote the Bible (see my first comment above), so if you’re offended and upset, then you’re offended and upset by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
“Women are not servants, but equals.” Can you back that up with Scripture?
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8:57 pm
I second the notion that this site is run by Religinazis. We should throw a trademark on that the way these people put them on biblical phrases, i suppose all proceeds go directly to jesus though right, it’s not like you are pocketing any of this money Christwire?
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11:50 am
“You people”…
Son, that statement in itself shows a great deal about your presumptive nature and lack of character.
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10:35 pm
I should trademark that phrase like they do. On one of the other articles someone trademarked “Real Christians.” I ask this guy, why do you trademark it like you own it? Do you own Christians or Christianity, or just the terrible marketing tool it now is. Something you take advantage of with your clothing lines from”Not of This World” and other “Christian companies.” aka fads. please elaborate
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3:12 am
I pray for you “arealman”
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3:36 am
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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7:21 pm
Tyson, admit it. You know you fapped.
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11:13 pm
Pardon me. “You people” is a generic phrase I use to group. Let me restate. Extremist Christians. I have friends who you would view as degenerates but have more faith in people than you appear to and who treat people decently and wouldn’t post such extreme beliefs as this “Joe Reagan”
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4:02 am
It seriously does look like Flea. I wouldn’t be surprised.
In regards to this article … if you’re Christian, that’s all well and good, but as with any other religious text, surely you can’t take every word to heart? The contexts in which they were written have to be taken into account.
As for America being “God’s favourite country” … I’m sorry, where’s the scripture for that? Perhaps if one feels that way about women, one would be better off in a country where the hierarchy goes “God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat” (Borat).
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