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Jack Gould
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americans for prosperity nostimulus nostimulus.com Obama stimulus package petitionDo you enjoy prosperity? Do you enjoy the ability to provide your family with a nice home, car…food? Perhaps a gift for your wife, or hey, yourself this coming weekend?
I know I enjoy all of these things, and therefore it is my proud honor to tell you about the Americans for Prosperity.
We firmly believe that it is your universal right to control every single cent that you earn, and no socialist president should be able to steal your money away just because he royally screwed up the economy. The socialist in question is obviously Barack Obama.
Obama wants nothing more than to pass a new stimulus package, a package that will coerce you into years of debt and force you, your children and even your grandchildren into giving the government trillions upon trillions of dollars. All this so your money can go to give other people health care, welfare and abortions.
As an American, it is your DUTY to join us at Americans for Prosperity and PETITION Obama’s new, evil plan to rob the families of America. He will not stop until he either makes us a socialist nation, or is stopped by the power of petition.
So go to To Sign the Petition against The Economic Stimulus Package today. The millions of people who sign this petition are truly the true guardians of America.
6:35 am
LOL, I love a good political satire website, but holy dogshit, did you have to provide a link to the petition? The average citizen of the internets may just be dumb enough to believe that shit
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8:49 am
Hi Jack,
Loving all this great work that you’re doing in my name. You’re doing an especially great job of making me look like a right wing republican, thanks!
Was trying to find one of those great books, of which you’re a best selling author, but I they are sold out on Amazon.com. Don’t worry, I’ll have a word, the CEO owes me a favour, we’ll get you into the top 10 in no time.
Also, really wanted to drop in on one of your sermons. Dude, what’s up with that? Where do I find you?
Keep up the good work.
Peace out,
The Big G
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3:16 am
Hey Matt, why are YOU on here then if it’s so bad?
I’d say God does use the internet, since he supposedly exists everywhere.
As for Obama’s policies, I would think as God-fearing, people loving Christians you would be for helping other people instead of hoarding money for yourselves. Don’t rationalize it by saying it’s for your kids, no child has ever died from not being rich, and it doesn’t cost much to feed kids. I’d love to continue to hear your argument about how it’s an evil thing that the government is asking for us to give some money to help other people.
If you’re going to turn it into an emotional argument like you’ve done, then my argument is made. But if you are going to provide real information and a basis for your argument about how giving people jobs, please do.
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2:52 pm
You are saying that Obama ROYALLY SCREWS UP THE ECONOMY??
NO MY FRIEND!!!
It’s your dear President Bush that screwed up the economy,
and by the way, I love this site! It’s good to see how stupid you conservative racists and christian are.
P.S. Hey there Big G, Wassup?
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5:11 am
WOE BE UNTO YOU. I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT OUR GLORIOUS GOD USES THE INTERNET, OR AS I CALL IT, A DEN OF FAGOTRY AND SCOULDING HOT SEMEN AND HELLISH IMAGERY. THE DISRESPECT IN YOUR COMMENT BRINGS ME TO MY KNESS AS I PRAY FOR YOU AT THIS MOMENT AT MY KEYBOARD. I PRAY YOU GO BLIND SO YOU MAY NEVER TYPE SUCH FILTH AGAIN.
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10:08 pm
Let he cast the first stone…etc.
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