Chinese Boy Killed Anally By Exploding Office Chair
February 23, 2009 by Amber
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Values & Lifestyle
Sadness today in the lands of China, as a boy was killed when shrapnel from an office chair furiously exploded upward and killed him dead, anally. Such a horror seems almost too unreal, yet the people at Gizmodo have provided picture documentation of the aftermath of this terrifying fate.
The chair you are sitting in right now could explode in the same way. The hydraulic air pump uses a canister to store and release air in the chair, which is controlled by the handle on either side of your chair. It is thought the the chair in question was made in China.
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Why is this bad news for you? Don’t you guys hate anyone who isn’t a white, conservative, American, right-wing extremist?
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It’s sad because China is now making explosive chairs and testing them on their own children!!
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… Tyson, are you KIDDING ME?! That is the most asinine thing I have EVER heard.
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Lawl! I’m going to kill someone “anally.” What’s the charge for Anal Murder?
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and the blood is…where??
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1 less chinese in the world?
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wow this one is actually so stupid that i cant think of anything to say….
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oh naw mang, that chair looks just like my buddy jimmy sat one it looked just like that after het let one go so big it shook the house. Kid must have just farted on it.
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I’m really offended that you would think that. Why would I be racist against Chinese people or anyone else?
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From what I’ve seen I thought that it was required to be racist and prejudice to be a writer for this site.
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‘I’m really offended that you would think that. Why would I be racist against Chinese people or anyone else’ – Amber
You’re obviously racist and homophobic, as well as ignorant, thats all I have to say.
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25-life with no chance of parole and locked in a cell with all the idiots on christwire… don’t do it man! XD
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Well, Ms. Cooper, its not like your opinion matters anyways. Remember, you are a woman, therefore you are utterly incapable of higher though and basic reasoning. You are likely far too ignorant to realize just how racist and stupid you are, and its quite likely after you typed this, your husband used his superior intellect to decipher your mindless brain droppings and made the article you see above.
Now stop pretending you have any higher mental abilities, you inferior sack of shit and reproductive organs, and go back to doing what you do best, attending to your husbands every whim and desire.
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