Chinese Cosmonauts Caught Faking SpaceWalk All Underwater
Embarrassment and shame summarize the collective emotion of communist China today, as their attempts at claiming to send cosmonauts to space (for a spacewalk) have been proven false by advanced scientific video review.
Some of our top scientists discovered that China most likely staged their fake spacewalk, on their fake space trip, underwater…perhaps in the Atlantic Ocean. Let’s look at the expected video evidence:
Scientific video reveals fake Chinese spacewalk conducted by Chinese NASA.
ChristWire.org
Such a national embarrassment for China comes at a very inopportune time, one where the people really needed to be able to build up national moral.
Put yourself in the place of the poor Chinese for a second. All your life, you hear fairy tales about the great land of America, where capitalism brings an abundance of goods to all and their sciences are so advanced that they sent men to the moon nearly a half-century ago.
With such thoughts dancing in a young Chinese boy’s head, it only stands to reason that when he grows up he’d want to make his nation as proud, successful and moral as this great Utopian land of America that seems too real to exist.
But hopes and dreams can be dashed by the cold, hard hands of reality and scrutiny.
It turns out 2008 was a particularly bad year for our dear friends in China. It all started during the 2008 Olympic games, where China was caught faking the opening ceremony with Photoshop, exploiting too young gymnasts and cheating in several other events. They even went as far as having a child lip-sync their communist national anthem.
Heroic American gymnasts greeting underage Chinese gymnasts who cheated them out of a gold medal.
If such embarrassment was not enough, China then had to live with the guilt of harming innocent Americans as toothpaste, toys and even chicken exported from their nation had all sorts of toxins embedded in them.
After all this, it is safe to say that all of these offenses the Chinese NASA’s moon landing is still the most shameful as it was the most elaborate, expensive and time-consuming deception the Chinese government tried to carry out.
Despite this fact, having the truth revealed about the fake attempts at science should not be a moment of wallowing for China, but rather a chance at redemption and opportunity.
The Chinese are a very industrious people of great promise, and once they realize the error of their ways and fully embrace an American lifestyle I’m sure that in a good century’s time they will begin the foundations of a proper country that neatly blends government, morality, religion and science.
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Author: Amber
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4:32 am
AAGAGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST SIGHT IVE EVER SEEN, underage chinese gymnasts cheated them!! hahaha
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4:54 am
Sore losers much? Hah!
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5:28 am
are you brain dead or something, they clearly admitted this was them practising underwater like all astronauts do. really looking at your “articles” i see a hateful theme emerging
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12:01 am
shut the fuck up you racist chinese hating bitch.
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3:02 pm
Nah, Amber is just a fuckin retard
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8:56 pm
Amber…out of the gene pool now
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9:41 pm
LOL…
American Adults OWNT by our little underage girls…freaking hilarious…
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11:29 am
amber… is that your photo there on the About the Author thingie? Coz you sure do look asian. Poor girl, betcha wake up every morning and look into the mirror and scared yourself to death.
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10:42 am
haha…. if u think those products are harmful, stop buying them then. why do you choose to be harmed?
PS: if you are using chinese shampoo, here is another chance for you, coz your hair looks so terrible.
a bird ever shit on you?
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6:15 pm
My sister-in-law to-be is Chinese, and one of the most wonderful, honest and kindhearted people I’ve ever met.
You’re a racist idiot, can’t you see that yourself?
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3:55 pm
actually chinese people are very nice people of course there is also bad people Like in every other country as well
and for Underage they were all 16 yo and more
but asian girl look younger than mostly are have you ever see a 30 yo asiajn woman … ? she can looks like a 18 yo girl
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