College Humor Promotes Gay Office Relationships
February 19, 2009 by Tyson Bowers III
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Gay Agenda
College Humor is a sick site filled with unmoral videos, college whores and distasteful articles, written by drug induced “writers.”
The biggest shock on the site I see, is this Jake & Amir show, which promotes gay relationships within the work space. It features one “metro sexual” and one “closeted” homo, that tries to get his lovers attention with weird gay antics and child molester stares.
This is their latest “comedy” episode, which at the end you can see the blatant homo feelings towards one another as they grasp each other in a loving and sexual hug.
I suggest, that all our followers contact this cesspool of a site and demand they clean it up or TAKE IT DOWN!
umm ur fucking retarded
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Ps, the author looks like a flaming faggot too~
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I dunno, Sodomy is pretty radical.
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Innocent college students. Haha! Pretty sure the only innocent ones these days go to Bob Jones University.
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Aww cute, it’s a young idealist liberal. He even ended with the ‘good day, sir’ bit. Adorable.
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^ thats promoting gay relationships
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CSB Standards: This post has been censored for immoral imagery.
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Dude, I hug all my best friends like that, we’re all straight, and we’re all Christian. This video was pretty funny. But which one was metro and which was the closet? I’d like to hear how YOU see this.
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I hate people.
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Ummm I know you don’t have friends but normally people who do actually care about their friends…soooo…you’re an idiot.
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Caring and having Homosexual feelings towards one another is a different story.
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what drugs do you think these writers are on? You seem pretty sure, sound like you know alot about drugs. On a related note, do you have any?
unmoral’s not a word, although maybe it’s in the bible, I’ll have to crack one of those open sometime…
Also, regarding those “whores” as you call him, I am sorry you are mistaken. You have to pay whores.
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I mean, look at the author, he looks like an even gayer version of libberace. Hes clearly writing anti-gay articles to cover up his love for finger fucking 9 year old male anuses. I mean its ok if you want to believe in some all knowning being based on a book thats usually in the historical fiction section of a bookstore, but don’t go writing articles like this~
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After being an avid reader of your work, after seeing this, my boyfriend Jamaal and I will no longer be reading your articles.
Good day to you sir~
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FAGS BRING ME VICTORY!!!
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You’re a sick man.
Not because of your beliefs, but because of the uncompassionate and certainly unchristlike way you pass judgment upon others.
I hope one day you will wake up and see yourself for the loathsome wretch that you are. It will make you sick to your stomach.
- Brendan
PS. There was nothing sexual about this video. It is a joke. You can’t handle that, because you are an unbalanced and contrived man. How dare you call yourself spiritual, you are a hypocrite in the worst sense.
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There is no homosexual agenda you moron, all they want to do is be treated like normal human beings instead of being outcasted by unprogressive cavemen like yourself. Jesus preached love not hate. Also, clearly you have no sense of humor. It’s a shame Bob Hope died, you’ve had nothing to laugh at since the 1930’s. Although bugs bunny did cross dress, you might want to ostracize him from society too.
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This isn’t even funny satire, it’s really just pathetic.
And to think that there are people out there that believe this video is actually promoting a gay agenda… just wow. Get a life.
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You cannot be serious. Is this a joke? You’re kidding right?
Do you not understand that collegehumor is just that…it’s meant to be FUNNY. The over exaggerated “bromance” between the two is WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THE SKIT. Relax, and if you consider yourself a real Christian, stop creating so much unnecessary hate and negativity in this world. You bigot.
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First of all, “unmoral” is not a word.
Second, Jesus NEVER preached hatred against ANY group of people. People like you, who promote hatred towards gays and lesbians, are corrupting and distorting the beauty and hope Jesus gave us in his teachings. Remember, “God is love.” This, this blatant and malicious hatred towards fellow people of the world, good people who are just as loved by God as you are, is not love.
You obviously have no sense of humor, and your writing sounds like that of a homophobic fifth grade boy. All of the articles on this website are reactionary, ludicrous examples of the wasted efforts of sad, sad people grabbing onto anything that doesn’t reflect medieval Christian values. There are far more important concerns in this world for Christians today than Oscar statuettes and funny Internet videos. Why don’t you get off your ridiculously high horse and use your love for Jesus to reach out to those in need, those who are more concerned about finding food and shelter than about the petty nitpicking you promote?
Your perverse condemnation of something so obviously innocent and humorous is simultaneously ludicrous and sickening.
Finally, Jake and Amir FTW.
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Thank god I found your article you have a serious problem that needs to be addressed! I think you may have a rod shoved up your ass and it may be tickeling your brain. Quickly go to the hospital and get an MRI. If you don’t know what that is you can google it. No boy doctors though! They are naughty. Good luck sir!!
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If I’ve learned anything from reading the Lord’s True Word the Bible, it’s that Jesus hated platonic friendships between men. Our God hates nothing more than two heterosexual men caring for each other without homosexual love coming into the mix. If other men try to talk to me, I remove their heathen tongues.
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You are a disgrace to the spirit of Christianity. I am referring the author of the article. And this website.
Also… are you on drugs? Or just stupid?
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God does not exist. Quit fooling yourself, lighten up, and have a laugh.
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Wow, just wow. This article is so ignorantly written it blows my mind. How can you call yourself a “Christian” when you are so full of hate? I believe that this site
should be “cleaned up and/or taken down.” Pathetic.
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To Tyson:
Here’s a long lost episode of the show that they actually did remove from the site because they felt it was much to unmoral. You can find it here: http://www.meatspin.com
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Sir,
two dudes hugging it out does not make them gay. Scripture says that John was the disciple whom Jesus loved – there is “Phileo” (brotherly or virtuous love) and “Eros” (sexual love). I don’t think anyone would propose that to have a respectful and appreciative, non-sexual love for another male would make someone a homosexual.
sincerely,
David
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Really Tim? Jesus was crucified because Judas kissed him? Try reading the bible before you put your own spin on it.
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you are truly an evil person. I feel so bad for you. Keep your thoughts to yourself.
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first of all, it doesn’t matter if it promotes gay relationships. and second of all, it doesn’t promote gay relationships.
i am a heterosexual individual, and i am assuming you are too, but homosexual individuals exist in our present world today.
and even if it were to promote homosexuality, that is no reason for a site to shut down. i personally love jake and amir and find them quite humorous.
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hahaha
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Thank you for this wonderful albeit disturbing information, Tyson. If memory serves me correctly, my children were watching a ‘The College Humor Show’ on television the other day too.
I didn’t think much of it, figuring such a namesake would surely feature the wholesome antics I enjoyed in college and my fraternal days. We had quite wild and racy events like ice cream social mixers (co-ed!), scavenger hunts and even midnight snowball fights. It was all quite morally questionable and not necessarily proper behavior for a young chap, but it was surely humorous and no one was harmed.
To know that college humor today is now represented by perverting natural laws and man-man love truly troubles my heart. It shows that even something as precious as college has been perverted by the liberal agenda and this Jake and Amir fellow.
With one girl in college, already having fallen victim to the antics of immoral tshirt companies and that cultish Hot Topic vampire store, and others who will soon matriculate I fully believe we must go ahead and tell College Humor they need to let some of our media professionals politely help censor their site and tv show into decency as we see fit.
I’m sure they will welcome the extra help and will be more than happy to have their show and internet web community be a moral guide to humor for our college children nationwide.
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I watched this video 3 times and I never could see any penis exchange going on, something I thought was mandatory before considering someone as you so elegantly put it “homo”. Perhaps the penis’s are really in your head err so to speak.
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If you listen at .32 seconds into the video, the guy with the spiky brown hair also cusses on video recording.
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So there is no God’s law?
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this sick man actually seems to know A LOT about Jake and Amir,
it’s funny trying to picture this sick sick men watching all of the Jake and Amir videos or even reading College Humor, is this how his life is like ? searching for things that could possibly be gay?
if that’s the case he should have boycotted Hugh Jackman’s Oscar intro
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Oh yea also just forget about those ten commandments.
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Their whole site is sick! I’m recording their show, so I can go through it and warn parents about what they are showing on TV.
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“Let he without sin cast the first stone,” and no man is without sin. To believe you are without sin is a sin. I know I have sinned, and I pray that God will forgive me for this, but i do not insult him, and all that he teaches, by using his name to justify such hate. Are they not men? Were they not created in God’s image? Are you not supposed to love all of gods creatures? Please, I ask with the utmost sincerity, stop this heresy. Allow God alone to judge these men, as you are no better than they, and i no better than you.
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This is absolutely mortifying! Never before have my eyes born witness to so much perverse innuendo and atheistic double entendre that has been meticulously crafted to spread the gay agenda, but I don’t judge them for that.
I just find it truly depraved that these guys would so blatantly forward such an agenda! This College Humor Comedy Hour variety show is the reason why we’re having such high divorce rates, diseases running rampant and a crashing economy.
If these youngsters care anything about the America that their great-grandfathers built by the sweat of their brow and defended by the blood from their hearts, they will surely understand why their show is so immoral in its liberalism.
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College is way different than back in the day. Snowball fights and icecream socials have been replaced by suppository parties and penis fencing.
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Matt asked “Secondly, the show has been on for two weeks. The economic turmoil, spreading of disease and high divorce rate have been going on since BEFORE THE SHOW WAS EVEN CONCEIVED.”
God cast a preemptive strike on us because he knew the carnality this show bring to mankind.
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So where to begin. Man, there’s just so much. First off, hypocrisy. Christianity, as far as I was taught through eight years of catholic school, had this big thing where someone asked Jesus what the greatest commandment was. I think it went something like, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and soul. The second is to love your neighbor as yourself.” Now, correct me if I’m wrong which I’m absolutely sure you will because that’s how it works around here nowadays, but loving thy neighbor as thyself means to treat someone as you would want to be treated.
When I read that in the Bible, I’m pretty sure I didn’t see an asterisk next to it saying “except for the following people: gays, lesbians, anyone who isn’t Christian, etc.” Makes you think doesn’t it? Or is that a point I missed? I’m pretty sure it means love EVERYONE no matter who they are.
But let’s argue for a second that you are taking it literally. You are treating gays, lesbians, ACTORS WHO YOU DON’T EVER KNOW, a comedy website, a comedy television show, and these other posters here on this website with hostility and anger. By doing the math and going with that commandment, you yourself and all you associate with want to be treated with hostility and anger as well. I’ve got to say, you’re doing a great job so far.
Now my second point. By the way, I’m not going to argue the fact that you believe this show promotes a gay agenda because first of all, it’s false, and second of all, if it did, so what? It’s a show that has a skit between two friends. One is normal, the other is a bit obsessive about being friends with this guy because well let’s face it, he ain’t alright in the head. That brings about comedic situations. It goes back to the days of Abbott and Costello or even Martin and Lewis but with a bit more in your face humor. Anyway, I’m getting off track.
My second point is on another ideal of Christianity being that all the people on Earth, as you would have believe, are made in God’s image. Again, never saw an asterisk next to that phrase that there were any exceptions. Being that some people like to take the Bible literally, I’ll do the same with this. God made men and women. They are made in his image. Some men like women, some women like men, some men like men, and some women like women. Be that he made them in his image, God must have really not cared as to who you love or how you love them but as long as it is real love between his creations. Yes, He made us (going on your belief) in a way that the only way to reproduce is for a man and a woman to be together, but that shouldn’t limit the way someone feels about another. So here’s the bold statement. If we’re all God’s children, then he loves all of us whether you are straight, gay, bi, black, white, or whatever. It’s all universal.
Okay, let’s review. According to Christianity:
- Treat someone the way you yourself would want to be treated
- God loves all his children
Make sure you remember that when you go telling someone how much you hate them and their sinful ways.
Oh, and by the way, if you don’t like what I’m saying, be a good Christian and forgive me.
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Pwnt
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God does say to not love the homo agenda!
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Heh isn’t this just a simple case of ‘if you don’t like it, don’t watch it’? For me this is a big turn off towards religion, similar to the in-your-face kind of persuasion you get on the high street (But thats just me).
I always find it quite amusing that someone will project a view to a wide audence hoping to change their mind or asking others to understand it from their perspective but can’t change or adapt themselves to responses or admit they might be wrong.
Those stoney views shaped our past, its time to be more open minded to the future.
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This is great. I looked into your other articles and you still believe that the earth is 6000 years old. I hope you understand that civilization itself is older than that. The chinese have been around for longer than that. Not to mention the fossils which are millions/billions of years old…oh wait you probably think the jews dug out billions of cubic feet of earth just to place millions of “fossils” and then replaced all of that dirt for us to find centuries later. You using the bible to prove anything is like me proving wizards exist via the Lord of the Rings. Take your fairy tale and ridiculous prejudices elsewhere. You have much bigger problems to worry about than J&A. Like for example, the fact that you have been lied to your entire life.
J&A For The Wolf! Flying Spaghetti Monster FTL
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This isn’t a real site. It’s a comedy site making fun of overly legalistic Christians. Check the home page.
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I hug my guy friends all the time and I am straight. I’ve even jokingly kissed them. And even jokingly had sex! Wait to far?
Sorry this authors idioacracy is contagious….
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You could not be more out of touch with society sir. You honestly think that they’re gay because they hug each other. They’re friends, I hug my friends all the time. You probably find this weird because no one has hugged you since your uncle touched you in your “no no” places when you were five. Mostly because you’re such a tremendous douche who is going to die alone and friendless. Stop being such a fucking homophobe and a racist. The world has changed dude, there are no more box socials or church concerts out in the park. Get out of your house (which I’m guessing is a bomb shelter that you made in fear of the Jews taking over) once in a while. I say that so when you do hopefully someone will run your ignorant ass over. Don’t be upset though, I’m sure this is the most attention your shitty writing has ever gotten in your pathetic life. Do the world a favor and throw your computer through your TV so nobody has to read anymore of your ridiculously hateful writing. Oh and I smoke pot, have unprotected sex with multiple women, enjoy the comedy of black comedians, and have gay friends. So go ahead and hate on me too.
Don’t listen to this jerk off and watch the Collegehumor Show and keep going to the website.
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First of all there’s nothing homoerotic about this show. The hug at the end is a friendly hug. Amir’s best of bestfriends are moving from NY to California. I would never have even thought that that scene was promoting gay-relationships. AND if it were it would be OK, there is absoulutely nothing wrong about it. Life is about beeing nice to one another and spread love and fight hatred and fear. After reading your text and comments it seems that you use your life to spread hatred and fear, and deny the world and people love.
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“I see your heart is full of paranoid fear and delusions, Michelle. As an educated person should know, Amir is a name meaning powerful leader and is very common in the still extant Arab cultures. In your worldview, a man of such heritage cannot embrace the inherited American values of morality and conservatism, and that’s sad.” – Written by Chuck Reagen
Look at yourself and what you write… Who is filled with hatred? Who sees hatred everywhere? Who is full paranoid fear and delusions?
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This College Humor Comedy Hour variety show is the reason why we’re having such high divorce rates, diseases running rampant and a crashing economy.
- Written by: Jack Gould
If you knew anything about economy, you would know that that’s not true. Read 15 min or so about the subject. What Collegehumour does to the economy is only good, it gives jobs, creates money and therefore increases the wealth of the USA.
And I really find it interresting that women now can stand as they pee, Blasphemy??? god did’nt create women that way…
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Sean Penn said it best.
The message you promote as an organization and religion is a message of Hate.
“I hope you sit and reflect in anticipation of the great shame in your grandchildren’s eyes if you continue with this way of support”
To not Love all of God’s creatures is to not love God. Remember that.
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Where does it say so?
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This article is actually quite funny, a nice bit of satire. You can tell by the extremely poor quality of written produce.
At least that is what i am hoping; if not then i feel very sorry for you [the author] to live in a world surrounded by freedoms and civil liberties.
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You know, if it bothers you that much, you don’t have to watch it.
Simple really.
If there are others who feel the same as you do, they don’t have to watch it either.
There is no way that collegehumor will re-write their scripts, and change everything they are about , for you.
There are those of us out there that:
1)) Do not feel the need to pick apart everything we see for homosexual undertones
2) Don’t have issues with those who are homosexuals.
3) Appreciate how funny Jake and Amir is, and realise it is not a homosexual relationship.
Who are you trying to protect? College kids have to witness far worse things, than to guys hugging innocently.
James (previous comment) was right: “I always find it quite amusing that someone will project a view to a wide audience hoping to change their mind or asking others to understand it from their perspective but can’t change or adapt themselves to responses or admit they might be wrong.”
Also, if you do persist, and feel the need to ridicule this show, at least make the effort of explaining your point clearly. Although I respect your OTHER Christian views, simply quoting from the bible won’t cut it, or simply saying that being a homosexual is wrong. (Your reply so far to people’s comments seem almost pathetic, to be honest).
You also compared homosexuality to murder and rape. Come on. Now that’s just sad. Someone’s sexuality has never harmed anyone, despite the thoughts you seem to have on the topic, (or insecurities you may have)
I have finished my rant. You can now reply, hopefully this time making an effort to form a proper response to my argument, with all the spare time you have an all.
In the meantime, I’d stay away from the internet or the television if I were you. With your irrational fear of homosexuality, you
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The sad thing is that this narrow-minded, bigoted author with no sense of humor is serious when he wrote this entry. If you had done any research like I had on the topic, you’d know that the characters in ‘Jake and Amir’ show are fictitious and highly exaggerated versions of themselves. Amir Blumenfeld isn’t really obsessed with Jake Hurwitz, and all of the videos on college humor are pretty much built on the same overly-exaggerated format. And just because you don’t think anything on the site is funny doesn’t mean it isn’t. They must be doung something right – after all, they DID just land a major TV show on a little channel called MTV recently. Nowhere in the embedded video did it say anything about either character being gay. A hug is your evidence, and i’m pretty sure you’ve hugged your share of men in your time, and probably done a lot more. You’re just assuming and being judgemental. Remember, ‘Judge not, that ye be not judged’ and if I remember right that’s in Matthew, and I’m not even a follower of christianity. I’m sad to see someone like you is even allowed on this website, but I guess it must have been your poor education that brought you to such a low level of intelligence and given you such a narrow mind. I feel sorry for anyone that knows you. good day.
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He’s just a troll, move on. Stop feeding him.
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“Their whole site is sick! I’m recording their show, so I can go through it and warn parents about what they are showing on TV.”
- Tyson Bowers
So youre warning parents not to let their college students, 80% of which do not live at home, watch a show on tv?
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Tyson Bowers looks like a “closeted” homo. What a disgrace to Christianity, these people are in the same league as the Westboro Baptist Church.
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Tyson has never had a close friend that he could hug so he doesnt understand friendships or relationships. Enjoy being lonely and miserable youre entire life.
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lmao this guys a fucking dumbass its comedy im gonna hunt u down and cock slap u
ur a fucking faggot ass bitch that should never write another article
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Hahahahaha the best part of this all, besides the complete ridiculousness of it all, was the Gay Ebony Dating ad after the article.
But really. I’m a Catholic, and I have never been more ashamed of a group of Christians in my life. Your views on a show that, if you came to it with an open mind, you would find quite funny, are right up there with the Spanish Inquistion in down right stupidity.
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CSB Note: Post censored for overly promoting liberal agenda.
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Heh, after reading more of the site (and it is really good for a laugh!) its obviously satire (like theonion.com, etc).
Well done to the authors, whoever you are!
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I am a christian, and I love the Jake and Amir skits. The only thing that is bad is that they cuss. There is no secret gay love. My friends hugged me like that on the last day of school. This is just trying to find a target for some hate.
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i can think of man i’d like to embrace like that. some say he’s a little crazy but i think he’s ace. his name is Jesus. is that a problem?
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God does not exist. Religion is nothing more than a literary translation of ancient culture’s attempt to personify constellations.
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I’m wondering if this website is an elaborate work of satire or some other word I don’t know.
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All of this doesnt make me angry…it makes me laugh!
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I cant tell if this whole site is an elaborate joke on religious zealots or not but I cant stop myself from laughing at this “Tyson” guy anyways!
if nothing else, its a good example of why religion is such a joke nowadays.
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“Stop judging, that you may not be judged.” (Matthew 7:1)
“You hypocrite, remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother’s eye.” (Matthew 7:5)
Maybe you should spend more time reading Matthew…
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BEST TROLL.
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LOL I CANT BELIEVE HOW YOU OVER ANALYZE SIMPLE VIDEOS LIKE THESE
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there are several things that stuck out about your article here.
first of all, i find it offensive that you would use the term “homo”. regardless of what people do or do not do, they are still people, and God still loves them. calling people offensive names is no way to bring them to Christ. “Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.” Matthew 28:19. If you’re offending people, they aren’t going to listen to you about Jesus.
second, jake & amir videos do not present homosexual ideas. just because two guys hug does not mean that they are gay. basically, you’re saying that two guys can’t have a friendship?
it makes me sad that people like you are some people’s only experience with christianity. God is love, and this is no way to show His love.
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… so if there was a God in person and i hug him cause i love him so dearly. I’m gay? and he will strike me to hell? wTF?
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All because you liked nothing more than ur penis doesnt mean you have to spread your ignorance.
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Hey dudes. We’re not gay. We’re just insanely comfortable with our sexuality. We’re pretty sure God likes us too. Maybe even loves us!
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In no way is this video homosexual. I am a christian and watched this video and didn’t feel at all uncomfortable about that last hug. I have hugged many guys like that and in no way was aroused by it. Hugging a guy does not mean you’re gay. It just means you hugged a guy.
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Orgies are so much fun. Holy shit. Seriously. While high. It’s fucking incredible. God bless college for these opportunities.
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f!rst
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Yay College Humor!
You seem to have a difficult job, sir. You have to sit online day after day, Googling things about homosexuals.
So do gay people.
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This discussion is full of win. It, indeed, can has the internets.
Go back to your lurking shadows, you hate-mongering, backwards, empty people. There’s no more room out here in the real world.
Though, I will admit, you’ve opened my eyes. From now on, I will only hug my male friends when I see them, not just shake their hand. Its time that I feel comfortable enough with our friendship to embrace them. No more handshakes for me!
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Um wow… Some of you guys really have your heads in the clouds!!! There is no homosexuality in this series nor is there anything wrong with the website!!! So how about this…get your head out of your ass and smell the flowers and laugh once in a while!!! Besides there’s nothing wrong with gay people…apparently they make good friends with women, and if they make good friends with women than you know you gota have them as friends also
O and one thing about this whole god hates homos thing!!! Do you realize that, that book, where it says that, was written about 2000 years ago when no matter WHAT religion you belong to EVERYONE thought that something is completely wrong about you if your a homosexual. It was just a cultural thing at that time. So from the bottom of my agnostic heart, Tyson fuck you and go to hell!!! o and here’s a video I’m SURE you’ll chop up like the little kid you are:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900432
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everyone needs tp calm down here. this is clearly some sort of joke. looke at this guys other articles, there’s just no way that anyone who is actually that retarded could exist.
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I’m guessing that you missed any of the Jake & Amir videos where Jake or Amir have girlfriends or the series of videos where Jake confesses his love for Sarah and Amir ruins it for him because he is worried about losing a friend. Personal preferences aren’t something that can really be promoted. If they included tomatoes in all of their videos, it wouldn’t make me like the taste of them. In the same way, if Jake and Amir showed homosexuality (Ew! Hugs are super icky and gay! They should have just high-fived and ate a steak, otherwise they’re homos!), it wouldn’t be convincing anyone that wasn’t already gay to try out other guys.
P.S.: Don’t go insulting writing ability of others when you replace things like analogy or wit with scare-quotes. I think that going to college would have taught you how to right a persuasive article.
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Wtf is wrong with the author? Are you completely blind, stupid and retarded? Grow up and learn to live in the current time and day you stupid idiot and stop whinging and moaning about everything you find distasteful – Chances are millions upon millions enjoy these sites etc more then those who dislike. You are just another plague holding society back.
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Fuck you, and welcome to America.
I wish I had a penis, I’d definitely sodomize with it.
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Man, this is why being a Christian is hard for me. I love Jake and Amir (go ahead, take that out of context). First of all, please use words that actually exist. Second of all, make sure you’re not using those words that actually exist to make yourself sound like either a huge bigot or a closeted “homo” who can’t get it off his mind long enough to enjoy some comedy. I could understand if you thought the language was a little strong for children, but…come on (take that one out of context too. It’s what all the cool kids are doing.)
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U CHRISTIANS ARE ALL FAGGOTS, SATAN MAKES YOU FAGGOTS AND BELIEVING IN SATAN AND JESUS MAKES U TOTALLY GAY CAUSE THEY HAVE A CONSPIRACY AND EVERY CHRISTIAN IS GOING TO HELL TO GET RAPED IN ASS BY SATAN AND JESUS
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hahaha this is funny o If judgment day comes i shall stand straight at Lucifer left hand and crush your tyrannical dictatorship and slavery of the masses…yknow what else is funny christians/catholics follow a jewish person, and the ten commandments that the south follows and they preach so much about are jewish moses brought them down from mount cianigh your sir are a moron and…a pedophile
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U CHRISTIANS ARE ALL FAGGOTS, SATAN MAKES YOU FAGGOTS AND BELIEVING IN SATAN AND JESUS MAKES U TOTALLY GAY CAUSE THEY HAVE A CONSPIRACY AND EVERY CHRISTIAN IS GOING TO HELL TO GET RAPED IN ASS BY SATAN AND JESUS, AND JESUS IS SO GAY
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So now it is ok for a father to hug his son in a sexual way?
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lust jaundice sop pin and gay that i lewd this presidio on christwire?
cant fap to this
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See, if you actually check the home page, you’ll see that this is a fake christian site. There is a headline that says, “Richard Simmons asks Obama for permission to molest your children.” They fooled me.
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you guys are fucking ridiculous. you obviously have not watched these episodes before except for this last episode. dont judge like that. im a christian and everything, but this is not homo or gay at all. its called friendship, how dare they be friends and hug i guess. this is by far the most ridiculous article ive ever read in my entire life.
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Come now /b/ it appears you have all been trolled. Just look at the home page. (For example):
Richard Simmons Wants Obama to Give Him Permission to Moleste Your Children
Also note the incorrect spelling of molest?
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“My vote didnt get counted”
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You are absolutely pathetic.
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To the author of this “article”:
People (and I use that term loosely) like you turn more people away from Christianity than you bring into it. As an Atheist, I would like to thank you for that. You are doing more for my cause than I could ever hope to accomplish. Keep up the good work.
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i hope you people running the site realize that you people have adspace for a gay dating website http://www.meninlove.com in the top right corner.
p.s. get your head out of your asses
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So I know the “ads by Google” change with every visit to the site, but mine came up as gay romance, black Jesus, gay profiles, and homosexual love. I think that is superb advertising by Google as most of the visitors of this site are obviously textbook closet homosexuals. Self-loathers, not comfortable with their own kind.
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It is obvious that you have homosexual tendencies because you watched the video. AND YOU LIKED IT! J&A can’t be gay… they both want Sarah you idiot. How about you watch a couple more videos then critique.
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yeah, when i moved to america i hugged my male friends goodbye. does this make me gay? i hate whoever wrote this article thing. he is the problem. he is really really homophobic. and he apparently hates gays
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Hey, I guess you commenters give credence to the hard-hitting journalism of the Onion and got offended when this site reported that the devil broke Gmail.
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Oh my gosh, just because they are a bit different you have to find a problem with them. Seriously, man, get alife! Can you not just let them be funny without having to look into the videos too far and creating some form of subtext that isn’t there? Amir does not have a “child-molester” stare; he’s just a bit odd. Also, why would it matter is they were promoting gay office relationships? Are you seriously that much of a homophobe that you can’t bear to see someone showinf affection for another person? What would it matter if they were gay or not? If you really are that opposed to it, you don’t have to watch. Catch a grip of yourself.
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Dear Author,
Jesus hates you. I will be at the gates of heaven myself to ensure you do not get in.
Most hated regards,
Jesus
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Go fuck yourself you bible pushing piece of shit.
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Holy crap. I thought this was a joke. I mean, it is a “joke” but obviously it wasn’t intended to be one. Awesome.
Keep up the good work homophobic Christians!
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i find the advert for gay cupid at the top of this page truly hilarious
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ur fing crazy… i love college humor, keep up the good work over there
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I am going to butt rape you you stupid piece of shit
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1. Jake is not a metrosexual.
2. Don’t be jealous cause they are far more popular than you’ll ever be.
3. Jesus hates you.
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All web browsing is voluentary. Avoid that which offends you and stop advertising it (as you have done here.)
All that this article has done is promote the site that offends you.
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I think the real sinner is that Sarah Schnieder girl, she makes jesus cry
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wow. im so glad every one who has commented so far has been for the opposite of what this man wants to happen. All the college humor staffers laughed while reading this. Jake and amir has the biggest fan base of any other type of skit on the show. Amir is not gay for jake. He thinks he is the coolest guy ever and is dying to be friends with him. The gayest thing he does is stare at jake and try to give him a hug. he talks a lot about frenching girls and how he gets tail (tho not as much as jake does) theyre friends. nothing more. and its you who should be shut down for trying to stop a magical friendship.
ha. you made my day.
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she is also a lesbian
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Brother Bowers has done us all a great service with his diligent homework and I pray that these heathens will see the folly of their ways.
Can anyone confirm if this “Amir” fellow is on the terrorist watch list? I would venture a guess to say that he may be part of Al Qaeda or some other other Arab trouble making group.
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Isn’t it ironic that, in a site lampooning christians for being bigoted and making assumptions, people are in turn being bigots against christians and assuming that they all are homophobic and do stupid stuff like this. IT IS NOT A REAL ARTICLE. THE WHOLE SITE IS A JOKE. JUST READ THE FRONT PAGE.
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SARAH IS NOT A LESBIAN!!! I LOVE SARAH AND SHE LOVES ME!!!
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I really hoped that there was a chance Amir was a good Christian and not a terrorist. He’s kind of cute and like his glasses.
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I think is is extremely funny that you out the video up on your site. Don’t you realize you are opening up the door for your readers to fall into more filth as you call it. You are asking a site that posted this video to be shut down. Sir, you posted this video as well. I think you should be shut down first for spreading the word. It’s like when the drug dealers are arrested before the drug manufacturers.
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DUHHH, everyone, this is a troll on a fake Christian website. Not only has this guy wasted all of your time, but he has made you look like complete idiots. Don’t reply to him any more, fools. You are just giving him what he wants. HE IS NOT REAL.
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Hey author at least gay people are real, unlike the cooked up pagan-solar messiah fairy tale of Jesus.
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it’s said that homophobia is a big sign of actually being gay, and another thing is the church has a firm standing against the act of sodomy, not actual homosexuals. so 1. your gay, 2. don’t worry your safe if you come out just dont have sex, 3. Jake and Amir aren’t gay just good friends, 4. learn some humor because it all just fun, and 5. learn your fucking religion before you just start preaching mainstream bullshit.
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i really really really really hope that this is a joke
please tell me this website is a spoof
if not then give me the names and addresses of the people who run it so i can eliminate them all
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It’s a sad shame that College Humor has taken to exposing young men to the homogay agenda. For those who aren’t converted the others will just be tempted to premarital relations with all the harlots they have posted all over their sinful site.
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You’re a sad individual.
so sad. Jake and Amir are So Ace..LAL
It’s about being friends with Amir, not being Jake’s lover. Do your research and come in with a more knowledgeable opinion.
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And black none the less!
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Ok, How freaking ignorant do you have to be? If you preach the bible so much, and you think a hug is blatant homosexuality, maybe you should read it and see how many times you see the word “embrace” in the context of hugging. Wake up, if hugging is gay, then you are calling jesus gay you morons. btw judge not lest ye be judged douchebag
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Dearest Tyson,
If you were to dig deeper into the world of Jake and Amir, you would see that it is nothing more than a comedy routine. Similar to the old Abbot and Costello. You have the normal guy, in this case Jake, and the crazy punchline guy, Amir. Throughout the series it is clear that Amir is infatuated with Jake, but not in a sexual way. Amir always wants to be around Jake because he was the first person he met at the office and has no other friends because of the way he acts. Amirs character for the most part acts like a 7 year old while level-headed Jake puts up with it, and thats the comedy.
If you took any kind of offense from this or any other episode, I can assure that it was in no way intentional.
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JUST
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you make us true Christians look bad.
seriously. these people are the reason why this religion is dying.
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its a parody you fucking idiot
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Tyson Bowers III, I am deeply disappointed in you, my son. I happen to be very tight with Jake and Amir and I am not pleased. Nor is Father. I am going to make sure you never make it to Heaven and that you will be sent to eternal damnation by getting ass rammed by your son, the only true faggot in all of this. Good day to you.
Oh and stop telling people you believe in me. It’s quite embarrassing when douche bags like you are my followers.
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HAHAHAHAHA.
really.. wow.
Go pay some televangalist to save you.
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I am amazed at your ability to rationalize. YOUR ability, not your precious book, which contradicts itself. Why don’t you try to form your own opinion and morale and not that from a 2000 year old book, back when life was different, and also more dangerous.
Stop relying on that and wait for your God to help you because in the end, everyone needs to help himself. And if it did happen, it was you, not God. It’s all in your head, it’s all explainable in psychology.
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Apparently you’re not a college student.
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Uhmm…STFU!!!
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jesus thinks your a jerk
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i hope you realize that all you fucked up “self righteous” judging christian bastards will burn in hell. fuck you. worry about yourselves and your own fucking “salvation.”
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oh by the way. talk about “writers.” you claim to be writing “articles” here? you are more fucked up than i thought you were.
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Fuck this site. I am a devout christian, but also believe that humans (all humans) are in the light of God. That means homosexuals too. Who are we to judge how a person lives his life. Thats for God to decide. If you believe that homosexuality is wrong, fine, but remember that you are not the enforcer of such things – again, God’s job. It is well known that Jesus wanted there to be peace in the world, thats why he died for our sins. All you are doing is disturbing that peace. Collegehumor has done nothing wrong. Have they raped anyone, murdered anyone, forced you to be gay? No! But you are forcing others to not watch a show and conform to your standards. Gee…who was the last person in history to try and make others follow their rules and regulations as well as conform to their liking – oh yeah – HITLER! So fuck you all for spreading slander and have a nice life knowing that you’re the true immoral soul
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Jeez, guys. Don’t you realize that these guys are joking? The whole site is meant to mock extremist Christians… and it took me about 2 minutes to realize that. Just check the front page, morons.
For what it’s worth, I had fun reading the comments. So congrats to the author for taking trolling to a whole new level. Hell, congrats to all the writers in the site – you really know your Bible, and use it to great effect.
And College Humor regulars… open your eyes and stop embarrassing the rest of us.
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These type of people who call themselves “Christians” are the ones who make their children drink “Jesus Juice” and then tell them Jesus’ second coming is on a comet. So Mr. Bowers and Mr. Reagen when is the next comet due to so we can start reading the newspapers for the next cult mass suicide.
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top right side of the site displays ad’s for gay and lesbian magazines/personals from dating websites, so i guess that fact just highlights the hypocrisy of a site that will bash the sexual preferences of others, while at the same time, knowingly accept money from those same peoples to support their comfortably financial lives.
And not only does their ignorance reveal itself in their arrogant statements of hate, and hostile attempts to bring colleghumor down as a growing website, but they also reveal a lack of understanding that the above clip is one created in jest, and that its not homosexual in nature at all.
Their mannerisms are acting tools comically added to display an over-comfortable co-worker relationship one would have with another, who doesn’t, and is a relevant as humor because a situation of this nature is not common or even that realistic. you’ll never change the way people act, think, or reason…not with slandering statements regarding a video like this anyway.
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you make Christians look horrible, and you should be ashamed of yourself. and your comment about how you keep the law is irrelevant since Jesus Christ came to do away with the law. Why don’t you go read Galatians before you put up an obscene comment about how you enforce the law. I’m pretty sure God doesn’t want you to use blunt force, but instead he wants you to love, which by your actions shows the opposite.
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Count me in on your radio show. I will gladly do the interview.
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God gave us two rules to live by. To love one another as we love ourself, and to love God with all our heart
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Dude i didn’t know there were t-shirts. dam now i want some.
Also I’m gonna go ahead and say this is fake.
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When Jesus came and died on that cross. he took the law away and replaced it with his gospel. so yeah the ten commandment can be thrown out because if you were to follow God’s new rules (the ones i mentioned above) then you would be obeying those rules anyways. And as a Christian i do not see a problem with Gay marriage, because everybody will pay for there sins in the end.
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WHAT A FUCKING TROLL!!
HAHAHA!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT COLLEGE HUMOR WANTS AND YOU’RE GIVING IT TO THEM!!
KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING SIR, AND BY SIR I MEAN FAG, AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT REAL HOMOSEXUALITY IS GIVE ME A CALL. I’LL SHOVE THE CROSS SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BE SCREAMING ‘JESUS CHRIST!’
have a nice day
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Wow they are anti-homosexual but then they are advertising it on their banner. hahaha. Epic Fail.
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Wow…this is crazy. I’m a Christian, I believe in the Lord but I’m also a human being and you guys are ridiculous. As a Christian, maybe the proper thing to do would be to pray for people you feel the need to pray for rather than make a public mockery of them? You are no better than the Pharisees. You sir, are worse than those who have sinned in the world. Yes, I agree the world is an ugly place. But, placing yourself on a man-made pedestal in a “holier-than-thou” attitude will surely not save unbelievers. Be normal for crying out loud. You only push people away, and put such a nasty taste in the mouth for all people.
Maybe you should go read the Bible…and actually read it. Look at the story of Saul of Tarsus. The religious “celebrity” that he was…highly educated and spoke eloquently and persecuted all those who weren’t high and mighty. What did God do? He struck down his self-righteousness and made him a useful person for his move.
I had to really hold my tongue as I wanted to really verbally attack you and especially that old man bitch talking about “my college days as a young chap” oh spare me you fag. Grow up you sound like you have a stick up your ass. BE NORMAL AND MAYBE YOU WON’T COME OFF AS PRICKS SITTING UP ON THEIR PEDESTALS. Thank you.
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To the author of this article, you’re gayer than gay! They’re good friends and having said that, you’re just jealous ’cause you have no one to hang out with!
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This site must be a joke because I’m pretty sure that the Bible tells all the little Christian-folk to “treat everyone equally” and to not be a total ASSHOLE to others who are different. Jake and Amir are definitely NOT gay and even if they were the video isn’t of them ass-fucking each other, just giving a hug. People like Tyson need to be raped in an alley by 12 dudes and left for dead for his blatant intolerance of others.
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hey Tyson…
http://www.bustedtees.com/
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This article seems a bit and by a bit I mean absurdly and outlandishly closed minded and out of touch. The clip was not gay or closeted or anything else but a humorous sketch. Clearly the author took this one clip out of context and distorted any subtext it may have had. I feel like close mindedness like this is more dangerous and subversive than any simple comedy video. What worries me is that people actually subscribe to this sort of uber-conservative twisted values. Kids that are taught this are going to have a very difficult time in the real world.
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GAY HOMOS FTW!!!!
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Tyson, you have no idea what homosexuality is if you think this is it. PS- I would rather be gay than stupid- looks like you lost buddy!
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Ummm this site is a satire. Like the Onion. Everybody chill out…you’re making fools of yourselves.
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There is no god, you’re all delusional. Just learn to accept it and you’ll find life much easier to handle.
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do they have a poll collegehumor would be “interested” in?
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YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD, PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN A ROOM AND FILLED WITH WATER, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT WATCH IT, THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS TO HEAR IS A SHRIVELED OLD MAN BITCHING ONLINE BECAUSE HE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN HIS COMPUTER ON, GET BENT…I BET YOU DONT LIKE GTA IV EITHER..JACKASS
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THIS IS A CHRIST SITE?? OH WOW IT GETS EVEN BETTER
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I hope you’re kidding right? You’re gonna invite people to be on a radio show and make you look like a moron and a bigot, congrats on the failure.
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Look [url=www.youareanidiot.org]here[/url], you’re wrong. Your logic is flawed and you’re speaking hate.
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Okay…CollegeHUMOR. Assuming that you did go to college, can you think of any hilarious jokes you had while attending? Yes, you know you had them unless you had the personality of a potato, which I am assuming you didn’t. Basically these wonderful, talented people are doing the same exact thing but instead of blowing off their college education to bash homosexuals, they’re making a steady living doing the things that they love rather than spending their time at a computer looking up ways to make themselves sound like an uneducated and extremely biased asshole. I thought true Christians weren’t so full of hate.
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*sigh* It’s people like you that make me glad I’m an Atheist.
Now before you start preaching to me about Hell and about all the torments I’ll face there, let me ask you a little question that I ask all Christians who try to convert me.
How many wars and/or genocides have been started in the name of Atheism? In the name of God?
I love the look of defeat that comes over their face as I await their anwswer.
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YOU ARE A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. these videos are hilarious. this aside, apart from the humor they fundamentally make fun of homosexuality. just look how amir always gets screwed over or looks like an idiot! if ur so serious that u have to blog about a funny podcast that might brighten some peoples day u have a serious problem and u probably need to take your neo-conservative, super christian, supremacist, and altogether racist attitude and shove it where the sun dont shine.
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Hello, I will be serious and not troll this board. This is not in any way homosexual. Please watch the other Jake and Amir bits. You will find that Jake is cast as the straight (as in the way comedy shows mean in, like Jerry Seinfeld’s character in Seinfeld) character, and Amir’s character is hyperenergetic, irritating, fairly stupid, and very immature and kid-like. His character forms the dynamic that exists between such characters as Kramer and Seinfeld in the show Seinfeld. Much of the show’s humor comes from the antics of Amir, and Jake’s reaction to them. The embrace at the end is very reminiscent of a young child holding on to his father when the father has to go on a business trip, Amir’s character is cast in such a way that this behavior is not an odd thing for his character to do. Also, please learn what “metrosexual” means before you use it in an article you are writing.
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Jesus here!
Just wanted pop in and say that I approve of this video and Collegehumor!
Love, Jesus
P.S. Anyone on their way up, bring a chair, we’re running low.
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God and the bible promote broomstick sodomy
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Given your desire to write about this, I suggest it is YOU who is the “closeted” homo….and with a face like that I think the closet is a good place to keep hiding.
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HAHA, what did they expect to happen? They obviously need to read CH more often.
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i agree, there is shit loads of gay porn humor in college, also the ladies get their fingers verrry dirty (if you know what i’m saying)
so, i recommend to get a catholic bishop for a holy exorcism asap, call me if u wanta tape it, piss out
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I stroked my big black cock to this episode.
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You’re Jamaal’s manlove I take it?
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Y’all niggas posting in a troll thread.
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I will not argue the fact that this clip does and many others imply a little bit of a gay vibe coming from amir towards jake, but its meant as a joke because you know that neither of them are gay so its more of just an awkward obsession. Ultimately I dont understand why you would even need to make an argument whether its gay or not its funny to us and not to you so dont watch it and if you dont want your inbred retard babies exposed to anything gay kill them and send them to heaven why not if youre so sure its there. If i had a ticket to hawaii id take it… isnt christianity your key to heaven. Furthermore, fuck you.
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Its nice to see such tolerance from the collegehumor crowd. You guys really know every gay joke in the book.
Yeah, this article is ridiculous and there are a lot of gay-haters out there, but I’d like to put my two cents in on the whole Jesus loves everybody thing.
Jesus came to save those who believe in him and repent of their sins. He didn’t say that everyone is special and we all get a party after we die. He, instead, demanded righteousness and obedience to his commandments. Love God and love your neighbor. Loving God means being obedient to him. It is clear that those who rebel against God will be judged by Jesus and damned to hell.
If Jesus was a limp-wristed hippie spitting out pithy Zen statements, why would they kill him? They killed him because his message was offensive.
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To the administrator of this site.
I am simply amazed at your response to collegehumor.com and to homosexuality. Should we not model our response to sin after Christ’s response? I do not condone homosexuality just as I do not condone murder or lying. And yes, in God’s eyes they are all equal sin. Let me ask you, sir, have you ever lied? Of course you have. Have you ever stolen? Have you ever spoken against the Lord God in a time of heated anger? Jesus said whoever looks upon a woman with lust in his heart has already committed adultery. Have you ever looked at a woman with lust in your heart? Absolutely you have, what man hasn’t? Have you ever coveted or wanted something even though it wasn’t yours? Yeah, everyone has. Have you ever held money, fame, or recognition higher than your relationship with God? Yes.
Sir(s), you too are guilty of sin against God. So step in line right beside the homosexual, the murderer and the rapist. I’m there too. See, we ALL are in the same boat. Sin runs deep throughout us. Homosexuality is just one branch off the tree of sin and sin’s roots run deep. We as Christians have to take care of the root of the sin. Kill the root of sin and the branches (homosexuality, lying, stealing, etc.) will fall as well.
How do we take care of the root of sin? Well, God made a provision for us. Everyone has heard of Jesus, God’s son, right? He was the sacrifice to atone for or pay for our sins against God. All we have to do is accept the sacrifice that God has provided for us by believing Jesus is who and what he said he is and repenting or turning away from the sin that is deep rooted in our lives.
Sir(s), you are not changing anything in ANYONE by yelling and screaming at people telling them they are fags and homo’s. I can tell you just because you are human that you are a lying, thieving, adulterous idolater at heart. What if I screamed that at you every day? How would you feel? But if I showed you the root of your sin, and that everyone is a sinner, how much more accepting would you be of what I had to say?
Feel free to contact me at my email address. claymusic23@gmail.com (risky to put that on here, right? oh well!)
BTW Collegehumor.com makes me pee my pants I laugh so hard!
Rector
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Tyson Bowers can suck a fart out of my asshole.
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jesus freak ftl
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Wow, thank you for the first time in my life I’m embarrassed to be a christian.
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This is probably one of the funniest sketches collegehumor has. all haters should all swallow knives.
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I’m so in to buttsex with satan!
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Buttsex is teh ROXXOR!
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Wow, you guys are taking my book way out of context.
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Is this the only episode of Jake and Amir that you’ve watched? Tyson Bowers III, you sir, are a complete Jackass. I’ve looked at the recent articles you have written and you seem rather preoccupied with “Gays and Homos”. Why is this?
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You sir have clearly been touched by a priest to many times and seeing any physical contact between people clearly brings back those harsh memories.
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Wow the people on this site are complete douchebags. If you think the College Humor Show and Jake & Amir are the shows you need to be warning parents about then you clearly have issues. Of course, kids under the age of 13 shouldn’t be watching this show, that’s why it’s on MTV.
If you’re afraid of letting your kids view certain content then just don’t let them watch that channel. Also, don’t let them go outside, go to school, or read magazines or newspapers.
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Jesus was a fag.
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NO GOD EXIST; this is my belief, i am American, i am more patriotic than any of you conservative pricks, i voted for Obama, and i have had premarital sex, and i am not gay but i dont hate them, IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO THAN YOU NEED TO FIND A HOBBY MATE, masturbation works, it will calm you down, maybe smoke a bowl or two… idk Pat Heikil should just ask his daughter she prolly has a stash laying around. But wow collegehumor rocks, and to make matters worse, guess who is going to rule the world soon (ill give ya a hint it aint you) p.s. college is an eye opener experience, with its midnight power hours, co-ed floors, and 24 hour visitation. I can be drunk and fucking whenever i want and still manage a 3.8 going into my third year, so FUCK YOUR MORALS
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If Bromance is as gay as you’re saying, then I’ve been going to all the wrong clubs!
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JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE
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People, it’s a JOKE!
It must be. Come on, his name is Tyson Bowers III, he has a picture of a flaming homosexual and “writes” a weak critique on College Humor, thereby making it more popular. This is just a brilliant College Humor joke.
Join me in concluding your comment with:
Thanks Tyson, for making College Humor more popular and the Christians a bigger laughingstock!
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Really, get a life. All you brainwashed/brainwashing religious fags make the world a shit place for free-thinking people.
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I’m truly shocked and appalled at how many of you college kids here are DEFENDING this Jake and Amir. Clearly, their spreading of the homogay agenda is more powerful than I had initially realized after perusing the College Humor community.
I can’t understand how your minds have all been converted like this, so I think this is what I’ll do here, this is just unreal.
For you college students who like this filth, I would like to interview you on our upcoming radio show. I extend this chance to tell us what’s going on, on air, to both guys and girls.
There is some sort of hold this Jake and Amir have placed over your minds, and I intend to discover exactly what they have done. I even hear there are Jake and Amir tshirts one can buy and they are always sold out.
I’ll be discussing this topic at our upcoming University Ministries night, and hopefully by then I’ll have some of you collegians quick interviews so we can really analyze what’s going on here with this show. My contact email is in the sidebar and you can contact me there to express your interest.
We’re going to get to the bottom of this show together, and bring the light of truth and good to these two men who have great promise, but currently dwell in morally questionable antics and spread liberal iniquity to the fresh, bright minds of America.
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this does seem like a joke.
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So this is a joke, right? If not, I’m pretty sure none of what we say will change Tyson’s mind. He’s been thinking these thing since he was a child without considering that it is all just a pack of lies. I feel sorry for him.
Although if this is a joke it might be the best ever. Props CH.
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Oh, collegehumor, you got me again lolz.
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This article is really one sided.
and this writer is very narrow in his choices!!
i suggest to the writer that he shut up, maybe read/watch some of the awesomely written articles and expertly done short videos.
i could say your a closet homo but i don’t know you. It the same way your treating the site…you don’t understand it and you fear it.
so i suggest you spending some time and enjoy the site/show without making a big stink of of it, cus your throwing it very of context over one thing.
and the thing in question…is a hug….your freaking out over a long hug….
wow just wow
Buddy,i hope you have friends….you HAVE real friends right?
do you hug them?
Well lets say you don’t see a male friend for so long?
what happens when you see him? stare at his feet?
cus if it was me i would hug them! and i am going to guess your going to fire back with, That’s a homo agenda..it’s a sin, blah blah blah
riddle me this…what’s a homo agenda? is it a book of the daily gay life?
have you been stalking gays to build this agenda?? and whats in this agenda? great places to eat and very reasonably fashion stores?
I think you should step back from the computer/internet for abit and re adjust what you say and think!
and also, what did you call Sarah a whore? do you know Sarah? have you met any of her lesbian lovers? cus i think you just guessing at this point…what’s next sam the manager is a hobbit? dan is actually barry gibb reborn?
No? Then I suggest shutting the hell up and calming down.
Tyson get a grip on life and maybe just enjoy things and not pull every little thing out of context.
my dog rubs her butt on the carpet? does that make her a gay?
if so, then i can actually say i have a gay dog! cus that would be awesome!
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When will you Christ people die?
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so you have not ever had a good friend that you care about that much…someone of the same sex…what about your father or a male role model when you were younger…your basicly saying that men can’t hug, touch or whatever you can just shake hands and shoot the shit and only care truely about women and not all human kind cause any male interaction is “HOMESEXUAL”
man tyson and chuck i was raised in the church my whole life but i left when i was 17 because i couldnt stand all the judgmental people and your lack of love for human kind…people like you just select a group, pass judgment on them and then reject them…this reminds me of a story in the bible the story of the lepers, they were cast out by their society and there town and jesus went to them because he cares about all people not just the people you and society deem as being in the right…why dont you too just go hook up with fred phelps and kill yourselves
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Guys, the only way to truly defeat this horrific bigotry is to continue with your lives as normal and not give these cranks the time of day.
To the proprietors of this site:
Your religion continues to inspire many people to this day. You however, are socially irrelevant individuals who choose to masquerade under the umbrella of Christianity so that it might add legitimacy to your very disturbing ideas.
You are not Christian, you do not represent Christians. This site is a counterfactual mess and you don’t deserve intelligent responses to your ‘criticism’. Therefore, sort your own house out before expecting anyone in the wider world to take you seriously.
Good day sir.
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i like to have sex with sheep
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