Evolutionists Now Claim Birds Have Evolved Into Dentists!
Now this is just preposterous and outrageous. As you know, there are several renegade scientists who have joined a sect form of science known as evolutionology. This scientific cult has been busy the last few weeks spreading all types of videos that use ordinarily cute animals, but force them to do things that are normally human.
In one video these evolutionists put a cute floral print dress dress on a monkey and forced the monkey to eat an apple, like a human toddler. In another a dog was forced to walk upright on its hind legs.
Evolutionists believe that in the beginning, a mysterious big bang created the heavens and the Earth and after that everything just ‘magically’ evolved over billions of years. They believe your most recent ancestor is a monkey. Yes, monkeys >>> humans >>> ____ who knows, watch a sci-fi show and you’ll see their best guesses.
Well today they just released a new propaganda video. It forces a poor bird to do dental work, and they are using this video to try to prove animals can evolve their brains to do the work as humans, even a doctor of dentistry.
Then people wonder why bird flu and such is killing thousands on thousands of people each day.
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2:55 pm
There are lots of animals in the wild who do clean the teeth of larger animals to obtain the sustenance. The most well-known of these are several kinds of oceanic shrimp, but they also include several bird species in Africa that I’m aware of. Also, I’d like to point out the the Big Bang theory was not created by some liberal conspiracy, but by Father Georges Lemaître, a French Christian monk, in the early 20th Century.
Now, in response to the video, IT’S BLOODY COMEDY YOU DOLT! Household birds have a tendency to chew the lips of their owners (they call it ‘kissing’, I call it ‘biting’, but whatever). This family obviously captured some video of it and thought it would be funny to dub over it and make it look like the bird was doing dentistry. Honestly, you must be one of those people who thinks The Colbert Report is actually a Republican show.
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5:52 pm
Ok. I agree with Brandon Evans. This could VERY WELL be a joke.
and also, this could be very easily defined as a symbiotic mutualistic relationship where both organisms benefit from this relationship.
And really, don’t think so highly of yourself. You’re genomes are somewhere around 93% similar to that of a monkey. Fact’s don’t cease to exist because they are ignored.
AHAHA and if you really want to poke fun at how SOME evolutionists thing this all “magically evolved”, don’t be surprised when people poke fun at how you might think someone “magically created it all in 7 days”.
and “evolve their brains” could also be known as learning, which some people go to school for.
by the way.
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3:45 am
Abe stikes again; this is a joke video! Has nothing to do with anything you say.
Do you research these things or just blad the first thought on your mind?
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5:10 am
I USE THE HAIR OF 1000 VIRGINS TO FLOSS
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10:18 am
Do you have any idea what the theory of evolution through natural selection is? Read a book, I really hope I’m just not in on the joke and the author is having a good laugh. It seems impossible anyone could honestly be this ignorant.
This blog is an embarrassment to humanity.
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12:51 am
“This blog is an embarrassment to humanity.”
I dunno about all of the blog, but the “fishing” section is top-notch.
Reelin’em in faster than we can cut bait!
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8:21 am
what i REALLY want to know, is if this is a joke…
Im seriouse. Its not a cult, its 99% of the scientific community. ANYTHING that is based on technology is from science.
OMGyou know how people go “iw ould laught if it wasnt seriouse” im like that, only i AM laughing
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3:55 am
HAHAhahahahah ow my fucking god XD damm i need to bookmark this site
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11:01 pm
Abe, must you take everything so literally? The chains on the bird are horrendous.
The people are just having fun with a natural act for the bird.
God created the bird remember?
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2:08 pm
Ooooo… This site is a saaaatiiiire… Oooo…
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12:59 am
The evolutionists’ ‘Bird to Dentist’ experiment took a turn for the worse, as their one previous apparent success, a dentist they’d named “Don McLeroy”, has shown a complete lack of intelligence.
Oh well, back to the ol’ Darwin…I-I mean, drawing board.
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12:13 am
Brandon Evans, I could actually say the same thing about you, “…you must be one of those people who thinks The Colbert Report is actually a Republican show.”
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1:11 am
Seconded
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