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More scary news from the very far, far away atheistic People’s Republic of China, this time as scattered reports from brave Chinese converts reveal that China has created Deathvan bus technology.
Chinese deathvan preparing to savage and murder innocent people accused of being criminals.
These rolling, morbid monstrosities of terror are reported to go all around China, delivering ‘execution to criminals’, on wheels.
This is of course very frightening to many innocent Chinese, as the emperor of their government counts everything from enjoying freedom, having a female child, reading non-propaganda books (like the Bible) and even being too tall as criminal acts punishable by death.
Your heart has to go out to the people who are forced to endure such things.
What’s even more macabre here is that the commie Chinese imperial government condones these deathvans, citing that they are cheaper than the traditional firing squad and that they ‘stream live video’ of the murders of these people to local authorities.
At this point your heart is surely riled with frustration and you think this harrowing story just cannot get any worse. But it does.
Several critics of this new technology of death, a technology just as terrifying as nuclear WMDs, cite that the Chinese are conspiring with unethical American liberals in a HARVESTING ORGANS ring, all made possible by these death vans.
Though the source who leaked the image of this Deathvan is still unknown, odds are they managed to reveal this information after finding their way to the protection of Guantanamo Bay (Gitmo), where any foreign person can safely take refuge and report the atrocities occurring in their country to noble, kind American intelligence officials.
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3:11 pm
This is why Reagan’s democracy is the best for every nation. Just like Russia is now having political improvement after Reagan peacefully ended the USSR, the same can be true for China.
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3:16 pm
Jack, yet again you words are of truth!
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3:36 pm
TYSON AND JACK, MAY THE LORD GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF HIS UNLIMITED MIGHTY POWER AND GLORY. ITS A TRUELY DISGUSTING WORLD WE LIVE IN, WITH WHOLE NATIONS DISRESPECTING LIFE AS WELL AS MY MARONE DODGE CARAVAN. MAY SATAN SPIT AIDS AT THAT ENTIRE NATION OF FAKE NEW YEAR CELEBRATING JACKELS.
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3:59 pm
Oh, but it’s so cute. Like a little Asian panda-bug. Nom nom nom…
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4:46 pm
You guys are all just so fucked up! I love it.
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5:17 pm
ROFLCON! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW!
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5:17 pm
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
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5:18 pm
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6:43 pm
why doesn’t my post show up?
t-bird
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9:36 pm
Lol…that’s just a police bus…
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9:44 pm
ROR
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3:01 am
I so hungry, need more Chinese people, more foie gras or Chinese liver!!!
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11:22 am
is it me or you have something against the chinese?
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7:04 pm
This is just another fine example of our friends in Christ protecting us from the godless evils of the Japanese. These heathens create there Chinese Death Bus for killing or friends in Asia. My brother preaches the Good Word in Japan, and I fear for his life due tho his holiness. No godless Chinese/Japanese/homogay gods can beat our eternal saviour in fighting fight!
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6:06 am
I would have never believed things were so bad, until I saw this article.
I will pray for your brother, and all the others who defend us against the onslaught of the minions of Satan.
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11:24 am
well this is disturbing.
but on a side note- is this site for serious. like, really.
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6:08 pm
adam are you stupid or just Blind ? 1. it’s a police bus Like you have in USA so in other word the police bus is also DEATH VAN right ?
selling organs if china does it american does it as well
but dailymail is not a relieable source anyway
You are just Plain racist because chiense people are less stupid than you
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10:28 pm
What does this stand for?
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10:30 pm
RAUGHING OUT ROUD!
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10:32 pm
ROR!
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3:32 am
Hug a Japanese person
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4:56 pm
Um people, thats just a police bus. why are you spreading random propaganda against chinese people and for americans? o and there is something called buddhism in china!!! (may be spelt wrong) as well as many more religions that make china a semi religios world and not really satanic!!! you are all cristian bastards who are so fucking stubborn and moronic. I hate your faces and am ashamed to be on the same continent as you.
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5:33 pm
No, it’s an Execution DeathBus. Read the article and click the links. This is international news, son.
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4:29 pm
Dear children,
What horrible chrisitan is spreading such rumors as to condem the poor chinise people, they are just trying to live their life in peace. Plus, America is in great debt to the kind Chinese. We should rejoice that they are our allies, and not our enemies. This is not international news, and the deathbus is just a police bus, used to keep peace. My friends, you just called a police car a death bus, how could you. We respect all our fine officers in the police force, and our great nation wouldn’t be as good without them.
Shame on you,
Father John
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6:20 pm
Read the article from USA today, Catholoic.
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11:57 pm
Nice try with the propaganda. The story is being reported all over the place now.
THE CHINESE ARE RIPPING OUT INNOCENT PEOPLES ORGANS AND SELLING THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1165416/Chinas-hi-tech-death-van-criminals-executed-organs-sold-black-market.html?ITO=1490
And lookie, they even include the old Chinese ally of Germany just like Amber warned us about a few weeks ago.
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