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    Google Gmail Service is Down, Devil Did It and Causes Panic

    February 24, 2009 7:23 am 8 comments
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    Satan’s mischievous hands have once again attempted to bring suffering to the good American company Google, this time by using his liberal magic and demons to infect Google’s gmail service with all sorts of electronic pathogens which has caused it to go down for many people.

    For those of you suffering from Satan’s latest woe unto the world, do not fret. As seen when the universal ‘This Site May Harm Your Computer’ bug hit Google, the developers of Google seem to be a prayerful bunch and therefore are able to have these things fixed quickly for them.

    God will reach down and undo all the damage Satan brought to their servers today or tomorrow, depending on how many of the tech team can be assembled for an emergency prayer session.

    Google will be making an announcement shortly on when this will happy and we will keep you updated.

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    8 Comments

    • The Anti-Christ ThisSiteMadeMeAnAtheist
      February 24, 2009
      9:14 am


      lol, dude you should post this on college humor or funny junk!!! This is a great one!!! Hope i see more of this :P

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    • FuckChristwire
      February 24, 2009
      9:30 am


      oh come on!!!!

      you and everybody else here knows that this is bullshit, so why dont you go do something more useful.

      like die in a fire!!!

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    • Adam Nelson
      February 24, 2009
      9:36 am


      My gmail was down today too and I called my sister in Florida. Same thing. We prayed together and ten minutes later it was up and working again.

      Right after our prayers Google had this announcement at their help center.
      http://mail.google.com/support/?hl=en

      “2/24/2009
      Many of our users had difficulty accessing Gmail today. The problem is now resolved and users have had access restored. We know how important Gmail is to our users, so we take issues like this very seriously, and we apologize for the inconvenience.”

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    • BITCHPLZ
      February 24, 2009
      9:45 am


      haha. Google? A good christian company? That’s where I find all my girl on girl porn!

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    • Lulz
      February 24, 2009
      9:21 pm


      “the devil did it” who told you it was me? now rise my minions, rise and take back the earth

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    • :3
      February 25, 2009
      3:42 am


      Haha no fucking way XD man, I love this parody of Christianity

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    • Ffs
      February 28, 2009
      10:16 pm


      Fantastic article. If it’s fucked up, it’s Satan’s fault, right? He’s probably pretty pissed about it too, not having done it himself. Yet.

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    • peni wang
      March 2, 2009
      2:16 pm


      The devil! OMG!
      FEAR! Obey the priests! Hope they don’t fondle your little boys!

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