Satan’s mischievous hands have once again attempted to bring suffering to the good American company Google, this time by using his liberal magic and demons to infect Google’s gmail service with all sorts of electronic pathogens which has caused it to go down for many people.
For those of you suffering from Satan’s latest woe unto the world, do not fret. As seen when the universal ‘This Site May Harm Your Computer’ bug hit Google, the developers of Google seem to be a prayerful bunch and therefore are able to have these things fixed quickly for them.
God will reach down and undo all the damage Satan brought to their servers today or tomorrow, depending on how many of the tech team can be assembled for an emergency prayer session.
Google will be making an announcement shortly on when this will happy and we will keep you updated.