Hand of God Suspends Homoerotic Scans Daily Comic Book Community
Today millions of sinful comic book fans worldwide are confused and in mourning, as the mighty hands of the most high smote their sinful kingdom named Scans Daily.
Sinful comic depicts former German Democrat Adolf Hitler engaging in all sorts of blasphemy
As you know, comic books have been used by the atheists and liberals alike to spread propaganda for the homogay agenda, Soviet communism, evolution and even NAZIsm.
Our research shows that kids who are allowed to read comics are 13% more likely to get infected with gay inducing spirits and have a STD by the time they reach college. Staggeringly, this percentage jumps up to a frightening 34% when teens are allowed to read bits and pieces of comics online.
And that’s where Scans Daily came into play.
Our sources tell us that the bigoted tagline on the now defunct LiveJournal Scans Daily community read ‘If you don’t like homoerotic gay agenda, leave right now”, which showed no respect for those who like normal relationships and also tempted even more people to be defiant and see what sort of carnal comics Scans Daily had ‘under the cut’.
With Scans Daily now suspended by the standard mysterious ways of divinity, you can rest assured that teens will stop converting to atheism and partaking in things like drugs, premarital relations and fantasy violence.
So now parents and spouses worldwide can rest easy at night, knowing that information, news and ‘appreciation’ toward new comic releases will reach less people than ever before. Glory!
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Author: Karen Gray
Karen Gray is a student of journalism at LMU and international events columnist for the CW.
10:58 pm
Fuck sake
here you go again spouting worthless figures backed up with no facts.
can i do it as well?
Readers of this site who actually believe any of this shit will be 89% more likely to commit suicide while listening to Celine Dion.
Writers of these articles are 78% more likely to be possessed by the devil.
People who masturbate while eating sushi off the floor are 49% more likely to be cured of irritable bowel.
If you can give yourself a blowjob while simultaneously sticking a finger up your ass and snorting cocaine up your nose then you are 87% more likely to find god before you die.
but of course i have no facts to back up these figures so you will just have to believe me
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3:23 am
thanks for the advise
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11:15 pm
People who take these articles seriously are 100% likely to have not the first lick of common sense
People who write these articles are 100% likely to have not the first lick of common sense
I’d cite my sources, but then, that’d be doing real journalism, and hell, what good christian has time for such a mundane activity as verifying that my information is accurate and not just made up on the spot to support a ridiculous article that is a sin against the english language and rational beings? None I know.
Oh, also, if you’re so worried about your kids becoming infected with “gay spirits”, why not just never have kids? I mean, if you believe that comics can give kids gay spirits, then clearly you can’t comprehend the basic freaking concepts of the religion you pretend to “champion”.
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9:33 pm
Wow, I can’t believe you have an issue of God Comics #2!! I’m trying to get my hands on a copy of it, as well as the equally difficult to find God Comics #12 where Noah and a time-traveling Billy Graham attempt to prevent Gandhi from raping and devouring two of each animal. Spoiler alert: They succeed.
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10:57 am
Well praise be. Sites like this Scans Daily are evil because they allow fans to freely discuss all their sinful comics and introduce new readers, who would never heard of those comics, to be lead into the temptation of buying copies for themselves.
It’s the same way gays spread their gay. Introduce new people to the lifestyle slowly over time.
With Scans Daily down, now thousands of people will not hear about comics and others will continue to lose interest. This will surely put a hampering on those dirty Marvel and DC sin-soaked inksets.
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1:22 pm
Ooh!~ I remember that God comic! It was posted on Scans Daily!~
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6:49 pm
You do realise, of course, that there was a high percentage of Christian and conservative posters using ScansDaily, right?
But thank goodness they all got shut down! Otherwise, they might have spread their agenda! Oh no!
I’d also be really interested in hearing your statistics regarding teens, comics and that “gay spirit”. How much scientific research and population cross-section statistics went into those figures? Just wondering.
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10:08 pm
No offense or anything, but I’m a Christian who believes that Jesus Christ gave His Life for me, and I’m “mourning” the loss of the community.
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10:44 pm
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh man…. that was funny. Thanks, I needed the laugh.
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12:06 am
“With Scans Daily now suspended by the standard mysterious ways of divinity, you can rest assured that teens will stop converting to atheism and partaking in things like drugs, premarital relations and fantasy violence.”
…you’re kidding, right? Please tell me this is a joke.
If not, it’s a very problematic mindset.
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12:19 am
tl;dr
HEY GUYS IM A SHITTY BROG WHITA
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1:45 am
RIDICK, DUDE. RIDICK.
Have you ever read comics? They are delightful. Try it sometime.
This comment is approved by Jesus so, SUCK ON THAT.
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2:11 am
You’re all a bunch of faggots.
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2:23 am
That’s not God, that’s Jewcano from Minoriteam!
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2:35 am
Then people wonder why so many are scared from Christianity…
I really liked scans_daily, I did buy a lot of the comics I saw on there. Most were because of a favorite hetero couple: Batman and Catwoman, that taught me that people are good, despite the flaws, as a child. It’s a value I hold dear. One of my favorite comics was actually one done by Neil Gaiman, that did a breathtaking spin on the creation. Perhaps, it was flavors by homo-erotic undertones… but Angels have no gender, and it’s usually seen that angels are seen as more masculine, so it made sense. To me, you kinda took something that would have made more people interested in hearing more about God and burned it because it wasn’t perfect enough.
Comics really are just a way of telling stories… I’m curious if you would ban the internet if you could, because it contains porn?
… And another thing; you took people off scans_daily. They’ll just find other places to find what they were looking for, probably worse now. At least scans_daily had rules…
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3:21 am
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Damn, if this isn’t the funniest thing I’ve ever seen…
This isn’t real, right? You guys are some sort of Christian “Onion”?
If it is real, please get on to Jack Chick so he can turn it into a comic right away!
(Later to be seen on Scans_Daily)
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6:59 am
God? Girl, no, not God, just Joe Qesada. He thinks of himself as God, but turns out, he likes the devil a whole lot.
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9:03 am
Really?!! Comics make people gay? I was always under the impression that most comic fans lived in their parents’ basements and were virgins for most of their life. Which, if you really look at it is no different than the clergy, locking themselves away and devoting their life to a fictional character. It doesn’t matter to me whether it’s Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Harry Potter, or Wolverine.
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9:41 am
While we are on the subject of unbased statistics, I’d like to point out that according to my sources 34% of people with the surname “Gray” added the “r” in the last twenty years.
Ad hominem? You bet.
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2:15 pm
Great article. Scans Daily are a bunch of jerks. I got them good though!
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2:53 pm
100% of fundamentalist christians are annoying.
Your Kung Fu is not strong.
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3:02 pm
I’ve heard that nearly 100% of the children infected with gay inducing spirits have had a drink of water! Take a look at your research and you will find that nearly all of those people who advocate the homosexual lifestyle also drink water! The numbers are staggering. Oh, they don’t make it part of their literature. But I’m convinced that water is part of the Hidden Gay Agenda! The fact that christwire.org chooses to ignore this crisis leads me to believe that you are also part of the Gay Conspiracy!
Seriously, Karen Gray mentions “our research” and “our sources,” but she doesn’t mention what that research is or who those sources are; that seems like shoddy journalism. It’s so shoddy, I can’t even call this journalism; it’s more like propaganda.
Why are you giving the credit for shutting down scans_daily to “The Mysterious Ways of Divinity”? (And shouldn’t that be capitalized if you are talking about the Lord?) Isn’t it possible that the Lord had touched the lives of some of the scans_daily community? There were more than 8,000 official members. Couldn’t ANY of them have been doing the Lord’s work? After all, Christ broke bread with the unclean, prostitutes and tax collectors. You won’t save any souls if you refuse to interact with sinners.
You seem to believe that the Internet is an unclean place. After all children are 34% more likely to be infected with “gay spirits” if they are connected to the Internet. Really? What does that term “gay spirits” MEAN? I’m not just faining ignorance. I really don’t know what you are talking about. If the Internet is such an unholy and profane place, why is christwire.org here? Aren’t you tainted by the very fact that SO many use the Internet to promote “gay spirits”?
If some gay comics on scans-daily taint the whole community of scans_daily, shouldn’t some gay porn on the Internet taint the whole Internet for christwire?
Are ALL comics sinful? Why? Is that viewpoint base on Scripture? Prayer? Or just a hunch?
I don’t see how christwire can stand in judgment of scans-daily. It just doesn’t seem very Christian. Y’know, let those without sin…
Haven’t you read the Book of Job? Not every bad thing that happens is a reflection of retribution by “The Mysterious Ways of Divinity.” And the Lord has said that you are very WRONG if you think that you know His every intention. “For now we see through a glass darkly.” Does any of this sound familiar? You don’t have all the answers. Just because the name of the site is “christwire,” that doesn’t mean you’ve got Jesus on the Mainline!
You don’t KNOW it was the Lord’s Will to shut down scans-daily. It’s arrogant at best to claim that you do know, and it may be sinful at worst.
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6:35 pm
Thank you for this article. I suggest you next write one one the sinful comic chaacter, Mogo of the Green Lantern Corps. It is rumored in many star systems that he pushes the homogayplanet agenda. Sinful wicked planet that he is.
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1:51 pm
Mogo doesn’t socialize!
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7:50 pm
100% of people in the room with me reading this think Karen is a really good parodist.
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7:54 pm
This whole website is a joke, like some sort of parody of Crazy!Christians. It *has* to be.
Am I right?
… please tell me I’m right.
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6:07 pm
FUCK YOUR GOD!!!!!!!
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7:57 pm
Pre-martial relationships? So, you’re saying that nobody should date, just walk up to a random girl on the street and say, “will you marry me so we can get to know each other?” Ass-wad
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2:40 pm
Ohh shit… wanna know a super top secret fact, the reason why gays have been on the rise??? Because there are more people like us and less of you homophobic sad excuses for a christian! Its more accepted, because we KNOW that it is NOT a choice! And we aren’t stuck in the fucking 1850s! We back stuff up with PROOF try it sometime. Side effects of proof may include:
-credibility
-not looking. Like a jackass
-and many other wonderful results! Get proof at a credible research near you! Thank you and good bye dickweed religious people
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4:27 am
Please list your sources. I have time to check them.
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2:32 am
You cannot be a Christian and support Scans_Daily.
1) It glorified men being able to pickle each other’s devil holes every which way. It said everyone had to be tolerant of that behavior. They should have allowed us to censor that stuff for them and they may not have been closed down by the hands of the most high, now would they?
2) Scans Daily encouraged people to steal comics and post up spoilers to new releases. Reports from our interns indicate that people on Scans Daily also gossiped about comic creators as well, saying hateful things like ‘die in a fire’ to people if they did not approve of their work.
Christians would never do such things.
3) Whoever promotes a gay lifestyle to others from tempting may find themselves burning forever in a fire. It’s just a fact of life. This community being shut down will reduce the number of people going to hell for being dirty communist man gobblers.
4) I heard this site also had a ‘pornographic comic’ celebration week, where posters were able to take the more noble comic characters and draw them in all sorts of depraved ways.
Why would you think all this stuff was right or moral?
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2:44 am
let me tell you about what I learned about Christians:
When I went to Christian school (which was most of my mom’s salary, Godly right there), they would send home pamphlets with me to talk my mom out of divorcing my dad. A dad who would beat me, a dad who drank, and a dad who took his money and spent it on ‘sinful things’. When they were divorced, it was like a whole different world for me, and I grew up happy. When my dad realized the mistakes he made (Not because he found Jesus, but other reasons), he came back, and my dad and mom are happily married again after (over) ten years of being divorced. And I’m happy for them.
Christians would have seen my mother and I suffer, I don’t think that’s right.
She’s christian, because she understand that God is more forgiving and benevolent then the people who follow Him. He doesn’t care if your Gay, or Buddhist, or Pagan, or Mormon… He wants you to be happy, and make other people happy. What is wrong with that?
Really, what it boils down to is “If the artists were happy to let Scans_Daily show their work (Several of them agreed they were fine with this, as it boosted sales), and the people were happy to see it, why were you so upset with everyone’s happiness?”
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7:25 am
“1) It said everyone had to be tolerant of that behavior.”
Yes, how dare they suggest people should be tolerant of other people’s lifestyles. It’s not like Jesus told people to be compassionate and not judge each other and turn the other cheek — oh wait, He did, didn’t He?
“2) Scans Daily encouraged people to steal comics and post up spoilers to new releases.”
There are movies and television shows and comics and books being spoiled ALL OVER THE INTERNET. Have you been to “www.themoviespoiler.com” lately? And DC has a *lot* of my money, because I saw things on Scans_Daily and decided to buy them so I could read them myself. Which is the *opposite* of stealing, isn’t it? And there are *hundreds* of people who are all saying the exact same thing, that they *spent* money because of Scans_Daily.
Do you consider reading a few pages of a book before you buy it, or watching a preview of a movie, to be stealing? They aren’t, and Scans_Daily operated on that principle.
“Reports from our interns indicate that people on Scans Daily also gossiped about comic creators as well, saying hateful things like ‘die in a fire’…”
I’ve been a SD regular for at least a year. I had never heard that “die in a fire” comment used by anyone before, ever. Swear to goodness I never had. But look around the internet. EVERY FORUM HAS JERKS. Are you willing to judge entire communities based on one or two bad apples? You know Jesus Himself was against the whole judging thing, but you’re already ignoring that so I don’t know why I’m mentioning it again.
“…if they did not approve of their work.”
And some of those creators, it should be pointed out, where rude and acted immaturely and deceitfully themselves. There was no “poor victim” in the situation that immediately preceeded SD being shut down, the author acted just as rudely and childishly as the posters he was arguing with.
“Christians would never do such things.”
Like judge people unfairly? ‘Cause you’ve been doing that this whole post.
“3) Whoever promotes a gay lifestyle to others from tempting may find themselves burning forever in a fire.”
News-flash, you’re either gay or you’re not. So ‘tempting others to join’ is utter nonsense.
“It’s just a fact of life.”
Actually, it’s *your* interpretation of a passage in the Old Testament which has *heaps* of passages that people (even you, I’d bet) ignore these days, because they’re nuts. Unless you think it’s okay to take slaves, or kill people for working on Sundays (which is murder in this day and age, isn’t it?).
“This community being shut down will reduce the number of people going to hell for being dirty communist man gobblers.”
And this is the part that makes me think you’re joking.
You can’t be this narrow-minded, yet still think of yourself as a righteous holy Christian. You can’t be.
“4) I heard this site also had a ‘pornographic comic’ celebration week, where posters were able to take the more noble comic characters and draw them in all sorts of depraved ways.”
Hell yeah they did. Some of it was hilarious.
“Why would you think all this stuff was right or moral?”
So, in the same post where you epically ignore or write Jesus’ teachings himself, you’re trying to draw the line at what is right or moral, and what isn’t. You just judged an entire community by a few bad seeds. You continued the lie that SD is just a bunch of pirates. And you showed extraordinary intolerance when it comes to the issue of homosexuality.
So I think you might want to tone back the self-righteousness, just a fraction. Otherwise you’ll look really silly.
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2:45 am
Are you the Scans Daily homo information minister or something? Again, there was nothing moral or right about that site and that’s why it had to be taken down.
Odd you mention Batman. Behind every Batman comic there is a nudge, nudge, wink, wink going on about his ‘relationship’ with Robin. You know why that’s sick on so many levels, or do you encourage that type of filth?
The community was also reported to be ‘homoerotic’. Kids love comics and should not be exposed to homogay agenda. You want boys flitting around in stockings and panties-drawers with old rich guys to become normal?
I would most certainly hope not.
Beyond all that though, Scans Daily also supported socialism and such too.
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7:52 pm
Was that P. Craig Russel’s adaptation of Murder Mysteries? I love that book!
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2:55 am
It DOES matter if you are a pagan or terror religion follower. What is wrong with you?
God always loves his people but he does not love sin. If you’re rolling around in the foul sins, such as homosexuality, the pornographies or socialism, you’re going to stink something fierce. Right?
So what does this have to do with Scans Daily being shut down? Everything.
It created a gay-inducing atmosphere. I bet the world population of young gays increased 7% during the whole time that community was up and running.
That’s not even getting into the socialism and other stuff going on in there.
Why did they just not let us censor their gay, socialist stuff?
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3:04 pm
Are you a gay?
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9:12 pm
From all the sad comments I’ve seen about this Scans Daily, I have to say the community was shocked by what happened. It sounds like a divine act to me.
Also, if you’re gay do not have dismay in your heart, friend. There are people here and elsewhere who can minister to you and cure you right up.
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3:10 pm
You are going to burn in the fires of hell yourself for going against the word of God and Christ, our saviour. You have no right to pass judgement, that is god’s alone and he passes that at the time of our death. Our saviour has asked us to love everyone equally and you flaunt his commands with your sinful, egotistical ideas of how your wisdom surpasses the Mightiest. Shame on you.
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5:10 pm
Whoever you are: I do not appreciate your shabby attempt at impersonating me nor your signing my name to your post. The post above that is signed “Peter David” is an attempt to smear me and is the cyber equivalent of identity theft. The moderators of this board should remove it immediately.
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6:51 pm
Disregard that. I suck cocks.
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7:54 pm
That’s horrible, dude. Don’t be a dick.
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8:52 pm
Why do you ask, Adam? Are you trying to proposition me? I’m in a committed relationship right now. Sorry. Or are you looking for some way to disqualify my views, to ignore what I have to say in favor of labeling me?
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12:30 am
Are these green lanterns some sort of homosexual team?
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