• Hand of God Suspends Homoerotic Scans Daily Comic Book Community

    February 28, 2009 10:45 pm 44 comments
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  • Today millions of sinful comic book fans worldwide are confused and in mourning, as the mighty hands of the most high smote their sinful kingdom named Scans Daily.


    Sinful comic depicts former German Democrat Adolf Hitler engaging in all sorts of blasphemy

    As you know, comic books have been used by the atheists and liberals alike to spread propaganda for the homogay agenda, Soviet communism, evolution and even NAZIsm.

    Our research shows that kids who are allowed to read comics are 13% more likely to get infected with gay inducing spirits and have a STD by the time they reach college. Staggeringly, this percentage jumps up to a frightening 34% when teens are allowed to read bits and pieces of comics online.

    And that’s where Scans Daily came into play.

    Our sources tell us that the bigoted tagline on the now defunct LiveJournal Scans Daily community read ‘If you don’t like homoerotic gay agenda, leave right now”, which showed no respect for those who like normal relationships and also tempted even more people to be defiant and see what sort of carnal comics Scans Daily had ‘under the cut’.

    With Scans Daily now suspended by the standard mysterious ways of divinity, you can rest assured that teens will stop converting to atheism and partaking in things like drugs, premarital relations and fantasy violence.

    So now parents and spouses worldwide can rest easy at night, knowing that information, news and ‘appreciation’ toward new comic releases will reach less people than ever before.  Glory!

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    Karen Gray Karen Gray is a student of journalism at LMU and international events columnist for the CW.

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