Hollywood Atheists Preparing To Worship A Golden Idol Named ‘Oscar’ in Bizarre Ceremony
Yesterday we were sent a very disturbing image that shows the loose pagans in Hollywood were preparing for some sort of demonic ceremony.
As you may know this immoral cult ceremony is called ‘The Oscars’ and it is nothing but pure evil. Every year the gays, film directors, circus folks, actors and other impious harlots in Hollywood get together to worship this new age golden calf.
If you look closely in the image you can also see a man is wearing a shirt with an evil skull on it.
For those of you who have not been to Hollywood, it is a very bad place that will strike terror into your hearts.
Around every dark corner there are women of the street, being forced into labor by very tough looking men of expected descent.
Between a nearby town named Westwood and Hollywood, you’ll also see many people who look like the same as those to whom good President George Bush was trying to bring freedom. Many times they speak in foreign tongues while looking at you funny, slowly driving dark cars all the while.
Sometimes they all stop and go into these foreign-named restaurants (e.g., Habeebee Gyspy) that play the devil’s music and where you can see the people inside sitting around tables and smoking very bad things from a long pipe that’s connected to a bowl with coals on top for some reason. It is most likely some form of drug induced idol worship.
Drug needless and wandering vagabonds also litter the streets everywhere in Hollywood, all this stuff culminating to make it very, very scary.
So as you see, this is the kingdom that worships Oscar and there is no good there. The people in Hollywood are not very nice and they all tend to vote for liberal democrat policies that weaken the foundations of the world’s greatest melting-pot, America.
As this pagan ceremony and drunken moon-orgy fests where the participants drink the devil’s nectar takes place, keep a place in your heart for all the innocent children who have to live in proxy to the land that celebrates the false idol god of Hollywood.
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Author: Amber
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2:22 am
For someone who hates Hollywood so much, maybe you should quit taking money from them for displaying their ads. As I’m reading your article there’s an ad telling me to buy the soundtrack to one of those “evil” films that you so decry. Hypocrite much?
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11:12 am
GOOD president Bush??? been arab is devil??? the very bad pipe u r describing is a narghila or shisha… and it’s not more devilish than the weed u used to write this article… u r nothing more than a racist homophobic who see devil in every other country and culture except yours… and for the record America is the entice continent, not just your racist homophobic country, girl… stop calling it that way. Your country have a nice name: United States, start using it.
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11:27 am
What do you have against circus folk? :’(
we’re quite nice, I swear!!
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9:07 am
WHAT???? Okay your talking about awarding little golden statuettes to people being some crazy ceremony. And what the hell is wrong with hollywood!!! Okay this is the third post im reading on this site and im starting to get very very pissed at this bull shit website… i swear these people deserve to be fisted multiple times (by homosexuals since they seem to hate them so much) and then get slapped across the face multiple times.
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7:43 pm
Hey, last poster — satire.
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6:31 pm
lol this is great stuff I love the wit and sarcasm but if you want people to take you more seriously as a crazy god-fearing site you should ask for donations…all the crazy religious groups need donations
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2:53 pm
Hi Amber, I was wondering if you were gay because I’m a lesbian and I think you look really hot. Your writing just makes me want to pull you over my knee and spank some sense into you, then I want to lick your uptight little cunt until your screaming my name.
Up for it?
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2:01 pm
Here are some scriptures that you should memorize. Please stop writing gossip in the disguise of religion.
1 Timothy 5:13
“they will learn to be lazy and will spend their time gossiping from house to house, meddling in other people’s business and talking about things they shouldn’t.”
James 3: 7 – 12
People can tame all kinds of animals, birds, reptiles, and fish, but no one can tame the tongue. It is restless and evil, full of deadly poison. Sometimes it praises our Lord and Father, and sometimes it curses those who have been made in the image of God. And so blessing and cursing come pouring out of the same mouth. Surely, my brothers and sisters, this is not right! Does a spring of water bubble out with both fresh water and bitter water? Does a fig tree produce olives, or a grapevine produce figs? No, and you can’t draw fresh water from a salty spring.
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7:20 pm
Nope, absolutely official, this is a parody site, like the Onion.
Everybody knows what the Oscars are, absolutely nobody in America is that stupid.
The game has been lost by me, by you, by everybody, but it doesn’t matter.
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2:33 pm
God, please forgive the heathens in Homowood who hate you so – they know not what they do to harm our society – and smite them down with a plague of amoebic dysentery. Amen.
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9:01 am
lol yeah after this article i figured out that this site is satire lol!!! But hey they trolled me so i troll them back!!! EAT MY SHIT lol, jk!!!
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