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China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!
My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.
Much like their brethren in the USSR and the Democratic party, the Chinese are atheistic wonders. Their lack of morals means they have no problems developing WMDS with which to bring massive death, all while doing genetic manipulation and cloning to ensure population boom.
Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.
Despite past American grace, the menace of the the People’s Republic of China truly a great peril to the world today. Indeed, these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process.
Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.
You see, dear readers, the fact of the matter is that the Chinese communists are very cold, calculating and harsh people. The core values of Chinese communism include wanton carnality, stealing, bringing death and providing slothful people with income. From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well. It’s a part of their cultural heritage to hate the good Eest.
Historically, Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American. Liberals will tell you lies and say this is not true and very extreme, but mark my words. Liberals want nothing more than to see a small population of American overran by billions of Asians. This is why they support abortion.
Now skeptics and atheists out there will say that Chinese kill their young too, and yes, you’re right. It’s true. Reports show that each and every day the Chinese people brazenly sacrifice their young women in pagan ceremonies, so that their men may have more supplies and food stuffs to consume as they train for battle.
What battle, you may ask?
Know that the Chinese are going to attempt a great battle, battle being perhaps better described as a world domination plan. Such endeavors typify their nature, as their culture still does not value the principles of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
Asia still is bitter about WW2, and how we showed them new ways to live outside their old Pagan tradition, and it’s for this reason that you must be very afraid. At its roots China embraces communism, a practice which noble men like Senator McCarthy, President Ronald Reagan and the somewhat liberal John Paul II fought against with all their heart.
Much like when the Soviet Russians were the powerhouse of liberalism, the Chinese are busy performing all sorts of nuclear experiments, genetic manipulation and training of troops. They are even responsible for the recent housing market crunch and faltering US economy.
How can we combat this communist threat?
Right now, YOU CAN NOT. Bill Clinton was caught giving our nuclear secrets to China and President Obama has let them buy up all of our national debt. Not until you write your Congressman and demand McCarthyism once again be our national standard, the menage of Chila will continue to grow.
Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor! Call your politicians today and demand a return of McCarthy, all for you and and the bring joy to your kid’s future.
9:22 am
Amber, go fuck yourself beotch!
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2:42 am
I’m glad liberals make war with the poor consero’s and vise versa.
It allows the elite to maintain power.
I’ can wait ’till you PC criers find out you were wrong.
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my advice to all: this is in no way a christian website. go look up “trolling” on urban dictionary. that’s all this is.
chinese ppl: i am very sorry you are reading this. love y’all.
those who agree w/ this article: i can’t even reason w/ ppl like you. don’t respond.
everyone else: go read something edifying.
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7:19 pm
u wont hav that attitude after they’re finished licking their chops after a feast of american fetuses, ur american fetus
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what the fuck is wrong with you? Chinese people don’t eat fetuses you dumb bitch
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9:38 pm
Actually, they really do eat fetuses in some parts of China…
http://www.trosch.org/lif/baby-eat.html
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/04/02/cannibalism-in-china-acceptable-if-for-health/
pretty nasty, huh?
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moron: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp
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All of you retards should shut the FUCK up. I am not asian. I live in china. THEY DO NOT EAT FUCKING FETUSES. I dont care how many fucked up, racist, biased shitty websites you find, it is simply not true. WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS YOU RETARDS. Another thing. China is not plotting world domination, and i think that america should lead by example and destroy their nukes before they expect other countries to do so. Lastly, America is fucked, you are in trillions of dollars of debt, so, get ready for China to become the worlds new america
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8:27 pm
People like you are the reason people hate Americans.
Actually I apologize, you don’t deserve to be grouped in with the rest of us people. Someone who has a mentality such as you will never be in the same class as the rest of society. Be that intelligence or socially because no one wants to talk to someone like you.
I will pray for you that you will come to see why this belief that you hold is wrong. However I truly believe that you will be going to Hell.
Enjoy the heat!
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12:33 am
Rule 1, you do not talk about it. Rule 2, you do not talk about it. As a Chinese sleeper agent born to infiltrate the Americans and promote communism and the pleasures of fetal and canine delicacies, I can attest this article is nothing but lies. Soviet China wants nothing but to befriend the Gwai-lo, or Chinese for Friendly Westerner.
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11:16 pm
LOL!!!!
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11:20 pm
All I can say is that after reading this post I am really afraid!
However I am not afraid of the Chinese… If most of our people … Americans that is … are like this sorry excuse for a woman called Amber… Then we are in DEEP SH’T … really… Willful ignorance by its inhabitants is the certain fall of a nation
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8:49 pm
In response to “if you just founds this” i think they gave the spoof away when he went into hitler and china bombing pearl harbor. Incorrect spelling from someone using termanology such was “wanton” is also beyond the point of realism, the peice on richard simmons had me going for a second though. LOL these guys are fucking awsome!!! this is one of my new favorite sites!!!!
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3:29 pm
I’m glad that this Web site is for trolling, but honestly, reading this article was offensive to me. I’m not Chinese, but someone I love very dearly is.
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11:35 am
Christians have no sense of humour, official!
Apart from my mate Christian, who is a right funny fucker, though I wouldn’t call him a mate really. He’s a bit slow getting to the bar, if you know what I mean?!.
Anyway, take a leaf out of Christ’s book and find your S.O.H.
According to the Book of Yahomo, when Christ was nailed to the cross he quipped, “You should see what my father could have made with all this wood!”
He was ahead of his time.
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2:41 pm
I like your comment, very humble and civilized.
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10:10 am
It’s alrite, I read this article as some kind of joke. Haha
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6:36 pm
ROFMAO. Thanks guys, I havn’t played World of Warcraft in a while but this is like reading general chat. C’mon guys! You know the rule…Don’t feed the Troll! Hey, do you know why they call it an X box 360? Because you see it, do a 360 and walk away. Most of these posts don’t even deserve a response. Anyways, I got kind of tired of looking at porn so I thought I would waste some time here with you guys. And before anyone flames me about talking about porn “because children might read this”, if there are any kids out there you should do something productive…like Google “porn”. At least that way there’s a chance they might learn something that’s actually useful.
Oh and the ‘author’ looks a little Japanese, so maybe she really is terrified of Chinese people, and rightfully so because we are taking over the world. (They’re Pinky. They’re Pinky. They’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain…Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!)
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12:01 am
Errone here getting mad.
This is a satire site, do your research.
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5:27 pm
… if you did a 360 you would be right back at the beginning. looking at it.
A 180 would be turning around and walking away from it.
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4:38 pm
if you do a 360, then you’re actually walking towards the xbox…
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1:46 am
In regards to you comment:
“Hey, do you know why they call it an X box 360? Because you see it, do a 360 and walk away”
clearly you do not understand the concept of angular degrees, as 360 degrees would in fact mean you are still facing the gaming system.
I believe the number you are looking for is 180 degrees, which makes said statement moot (because the number 180 is not listed in the trademarked name of the xbox 360)
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5:49 pm
There is no one on this earth as fucking inhuman as you. Bitch.
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7:55 am
you have to be the dumbest mother fucker I have ever got to hear from in my life. you don’t even know what your talking about and probably should go chock on a eggrole you stupid bitch
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you have to be the dumbest mother fucker I have ever got to hear from in my life. you don’t even know what your talking about and probably should go choke on a eggrole you stupid bitch
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1:44 pm
first of all, even if this is a satire, as someone said on the comments above, it’s a terrible satire. this is so inappropriate. how dare you call yourself christian and say hateful things about others. you are terribly ignorant. God says “love thy neighbor as thyself”. now i’m no Jesus freak but i have read the Bible a bit. No where in the Bible does it excuse you to say things like this about others. i think you are racist, no matter what you say. the Bible also said that murder is not only taking people’s lives, it’s also saying things like this about them.
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7:37 am
Umm…
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Do you even know what satire means?
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5:24 pm
I’m canadian! We love. We love. We’re also way too nice to immigrants, I guess that comes with the love. Canadian kids are starving and the immigrants are taking our steaks! Grr. One day my people will see the truth… There will be no more love then. Canadians will truly dominate the world. The Chinese will seem like puppies compared to the jaws of hungry wolves. They took our streaks… They’ll pay. No more love. No more love.
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Are you kidding? I’m Canadian too. No one took my streak…?
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5:32 pm
I said they took the starving children’s streaks. If you’re a starving child I suggest you shut up, join the army, and sell that computer. Don’t recycle it though! They send them to Japan and make children dig the precious medals from inside them, during the process poisoning them and eventually killing them, unless they move to Canada first… Though that won’t be an option soon…
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3:53 pm
Canadians have the oil we need to defeat our enimies.
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4:12 pm
Definitely agreed. I look forward to the day when we have all of the resources of our Northern Territory for our military to use. All that unused land we can also use to build military bases, research facilities and isolated places to put our worst criminals. Imagine Hoodlum Jamaal freezing in the frozen north of a random prison’s yard! Couldn’t be a better fate.
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6:27 pm
You’ll never beat us in a fight. You weather-parpered southerners in no way can even HOPE of standing the canadian winter. We will destroy you, just like in the war of 1812
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3:28 pm
Fuck you you stupid bitch. This artice is 100% propaganda, racist and completely wrong. This wbsite seems propaganda too. This is all bullshit and the person who wrote this is seriousley a peice of white trash and so is anyone that belives this
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11:45 pm
Omg this is the most retarted thing I ever read. Amber go fuck yourself ur a fucking bitch retard ass idiot.
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11:57 pm
Fuk you ..Everyone is probably extremely terrified of how fukin retarted you are.
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11:06 pm
shut your face…..VINNY GUNZ? really? i’d like to see the size of your penis……
8=D <–YOU
8================================================D <– CHINA
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woah, go ahead and insult his penis size
but dont brag about chinese penis, come on
8=D : his
8==D : china
8===D : average male
8=====D : african american
XD
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ya rilly dude chinese our known for ther tiny priks
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wow you must be fucking retarded i couldnt even read the entire page u posted. China first did not attack america it was japan. Second the USA is the worst country in the world cuz theres too many ignorant religious mother fuckers like you. Oh and theres no such thing as god thats just a bedtime story for retards.
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7:56 am
wow i honestly think everyone is so annoying and should really get a life and not care what she thinks. if she wants to hate her own kind then that all up to her just leave her alone and get a job or something.
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Haha poopy!
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10:30 pm
shut up you racest wuss no wonder you have no freinds you probly are still liveing with your mom playing world of wor craft or something rilly you are a huge pussy the only way you would ever say somthing like that is on the computer wich rilly doent change anything you are still the looser you were yesterday oh and btw i’m 12 and i can say i have a girle freind so………SUCK IT
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Seriously, firstly learn how to spell and go back to school where you belong. You’re not even a teenager yet you don’t even understand anything. Go fuck your 12 year old whore girlfriend but make sure you hit puberty before insulting someone
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11:22 pm
You are right American are all racist and retards
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3:36 pm
OK easy with that. I know that this article is propaganda and racist but america is the best country in the world, since we are always there for all the other countries and we are well educated and smart. Just these people need to be educated and arent smart enough to know about history and culture. Oh and there defenetly is a higher power out there. trust me. There is a reason for everything, if it was all random and not planned, we wouldnt be here right now. There would be no earth
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3:39 pm
OK easy with that. I know that this article is propaganda but america is the best country in the world, since we are always there for all the other countries and we are well educated and smart. Just these people need to be educated and arent smart enough to know about history and culture. Oh and there defenetly is a higher power out there. trust me. There is a reason for everything, if it was all random and not planned, we wouldnt be here right now. There would be no earth
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8:45 am
UMM IT WAS THE JAPANESE WHO BOMBED PEARL HARBOUR NOT THE CHINESE!!
HOW FUCKING IGNORANT ARE YOU??????
YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE TYPES WHO PERPETUATE THE HATE AND MISERY OF THE WORLD.
PLEASE HAVE A GOOD THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
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6:14 pm
yes lets have a good think…dipshit
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10:42 am
Has anyone here figured out that Christwire is an elaborate parody website?
Just thought I’d point it out.
Plus, Amber looks almost asian…
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7:13 am
Well she IS Mongoloid, but that’s due to her mother and father being brother and sister!
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10:49 pm
This article should not be allowed to be published on the internet. You all should look up pornography and enjoy the evening. I love China poeple.
Panda Express is amazing.
I’m white.
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11:07 pm
That’s because Panda Express is an American restaurant, hence the name not being some foreign gobbledegook.
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You consider the Chinese language to be “gobbledegook”. You are a racist.
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12:27 pm
Thinking that a language is nonsense noise and symbols is not racist. Racist is disliking a type of people, just because of the way they look. I happen to find the Chinese race, like all other races, very beautiful and look forward to the day when China’s government follows in the way of America.
My dream would be to have a China unified with us, our cultures becoming one and us calling each other brother and sister.
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idk how to say comment to the comment below this so im commenting above: i agree with u if people arnt exactly like us than they r enemies if they do exactly what we do than they should burn in hell. (sarcasm)
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Panda Express was started by a Chinese guy….their whole company is mostly Chinese…
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2:55 am
Adam, Y U SO STOOPID?!
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6:16 pm
you…you a kinda spelt “bitch” wrong…..whore
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[i]Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.[/i]
someone must’ve slept through that part of history where they went over the united states being allied with Russia and China(and of course the uk and france) during WW2. but than with so much good and hateful vitriol being spewn forth i’m sure you can’t be bothered with trivial things like facts.
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9:58 pm
WOW! LET ME GUESS YOUR WHITE LIVE ALONE WITH CATS AND WANT KIDS BUT NO ONE WITH TOUCH YOU WITH A TEN FOOT POLE. YOU WERE ALONER IN SCHOOL AND WERE PROBLY EMO BEFORE EMO! GOOD LUCKY WITH YOUR LIFE (WATCH OUT FOR THE CHINESE THAT HIDE IN UOR BUSHES AT NIGHT READY TO EAT YOUR SOUL) AND OH YEAH I WANT MY RICE BACK EVEN IT IS UNCLE BENS DUMB BITCH.
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8:51 am
hey amber, you said something about “America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
i want you to google for al-qaeda’s website (im not posting any form of links here for obvious reasons), and if you translate the third pharagraph’s second line in link 2 in top leftmost of the page youll find an essay about islam, a rough translation would be:
“we are the defenders and the morals that the world does not have, we are blessed to drop bombs of true freedom upon the enemies of islam and the occidental cultures, who are dark to our holy ancestry”
amber i have to say, i am now scared of you after reading all that… crap and damn that im going to report this site to the authorities, i cant believe how this website has dropped so low as to be compared with an extremist website, and using almost your exact words
may god forgive your ignorance
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8:52 am
Oh my where do I begin, I just happened to stumble across this website. I just want to say you all must be on drugs! You are the worst kind of people/racists/ christian(loosely speaking)/hypocrites! Doesn’t god teach you to love one and other and accept each others differences? Or to at least not be out right rotten. Try being nicer. P.S. I happen to be an atheist and seen to understand “god’s” message better than you people. Weird
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7:08 pm
Thanks Amber for making me look SO MUCH smarter in comparison. I mean, seriously. What the fuck kind of an idiot are you? Take another look at your facts, retard.
Hong Kong was not TAKEN by China. If anything, it was the other way around. Britain TOOK Hong Kong from China in the opium wars. In the treaty the signed, Britain AGREED to return Hong Kong to China after a certain number of years. And not only that, Britain was a complete BITCH to China during the opium wars. Britain was selling drugs to China and wrecking China’s societies for money. But it’s not like YOU would a thing or two about FACTS. If you want go all racist, go ahead. People have a couple of derogatory terms for a conservative, racist, bitchy Christians like yourself, BIBLE THUMPING CANNIBAL. Yeah, doesn’t feel so good to be discriminated against, does it, JERK?
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6:52 pm
Wow if youre afraid of an entire culture because of a stereotype there are three words for you. RACIST RACIST RACIST
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12:29 pm
Go fuck yourself
cunt
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9:05 am
im sorry your dady touched you up, it dosn’t mean that chinese people are evil.
American foreign policy has no saving grace, neither do the Chinese, ironically enough there foregin policy history is almost as tainted as the ‘yanks’.
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3:54 am
Hahahaha what are you fucking kidding me? CHINESE PEOPLE ARE EVIL BUT IM NOT RACIST. Amber, grow the fuck up you sheltered white cunt.
Jesus wouldn’t of been a discriminatory asshole and you are a fucking hypocrite.
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7:11 pm
haha, i love how people took this seriously…
It is obviously a joke.
A bit like plains trains and plantains except its a joke.
Its a funny funny joke, not a serious hate on chinese people
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I hope to Christ that christwire.org is a joke. There should be an IQ test administered to people before they go into news, or in this case, “news.”
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They certainly do come out of the woodwork here, don’t they? “Kyle” suggested an IQ test before anyone can do “news” like this, I would like to suggest an IQ test before anyone is permitted to read the internet. A minimum of 30 points, say. It would cut this thread by about 80% I reckon.
I’m amazed at the furious typing, and furious fury, that went into some of these comments, but perhaps I am being doubly poe’d. I really really hope so, if there really are that many people who are that stupid in this world, we are in deep shit. Happy Solstice, y’all, rb
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haha. its hirlarious in the end when she says “Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor!”. Hey genius, pearl harbor was done by the japanese. not to mention numerous spelling errors throughout!
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12:30 pm
you should all come and rot in hell while i shove pineapples up your assholes like i do daily with hitler ps hes had it for so long he kinda likes it lolz and anyway and i gonna slit the sides of your mouths and dip your fingers in acid so you tear you mouth open when you scream and ill kill you parents while you watch all you chiness loveing cunt you know chinesse are so gay not even ill accept them in hell for fear that thell invade and take over you should all feel sick for likeing them you might get aids or herpies
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You must be fat and lonely……..HAHA
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1:35 pm
You people are cracked. If ever I believed in pure evil, here it is in black and white text. It’s sad that our right to freedom of speech applies to you. I’d like to petition for Google to do something about their search engine because this should not get anymore attention. The shame you bring to true God loving Americans is just plain sad.
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Wow, this is the most retarded thing I have ever read. I didn’t actually finish reading your article, but from the comments other people have posted, it seems you are sadly misinformed on both world history and current news. China is not a perfect country, but neither is the US for that matter. If you can take China’s mistakes and stereotype every single one of their nation’s billion people as crazy and cold, then a Chinese could stereotype all Americans as greedy and fat. Whereas neither country is like that. I am a firm believer in God and I know that you are most definitely going to hell, you crazy cunt. Anyways, you look pretty Asian from your picture, so I’m betting you have some Chinese blood in you. FAIL
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9:02 am
niggglet 1337 commentu
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7:01 am
The author has an evil, racist agenda. She is propagading lies. Everything written here is a lie. For example, China reconquerered Hong Kong? Wouldn’t we hear about that in the news? The UK voluntarily agreed to return Hong Kong to the Chinese. The British were the ones wrong in taking control of it in the first place. The failing American economy is China’s fault? It’s the fault of lazy, stupid Americans who got mortgages they could not afford. Have you ever heard of Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism? Those religions are native to China. They are not atheists.
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8:42 am
wait……. are you gay?
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10:22 pm
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
The Chinese were allies with the US during WWII.
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3:46 am
this is offensive! Im not even chinese or even asian! i, and less polite people telling you you’re a dumbass, racist, bitch would appreciate you keeping your offensive comments to yourself! and get your facts straight before publishing public, persuasion views!
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8:38 pm
I am a dumb rascist bitch
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8:50 pm
You are also not Amber, because she would have spelled “racist” correctly. Incidentally, she also doesn’t hate herself.
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5:51 pm
i’m pretty sure it was japan that was in world war II, yeah…nice job on this article I almost cried laughing
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10:14 pm
Amber,
This is a legitmate phobia called sinophobia meaning fear of the Chinese people and/culture. You should see a therapist as soon as possible they will help you to overcome this fear. If you find this fear to be dehabilitating to you in daily life they will help you to deal with it and eventually overcome it. By posting things such as this you are only contributing to and reinforcing other peoples’ fears. Please get help NOW.
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2:51 pm
That’s great that you can say this over the internet to an audience as large as this, but how about you say this in public to an audience. Then we will see if you can make these same racist comments to peoples’ faces.
You will burn in Hell.
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What a fucki asshole! Chinese people are so nice. I know a lot of them and not 1 of them fits ur racist description. How about u get to know some of them b4 u write ur bullshit Amber.
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12:27 pm
What a fucki asshole! Chinese people are so nice. I know a lot of them and not 1 of them fits ur racist description. How about u get to know some of them b4 u write ur bullshit Amber.
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12:14 am
I am Korean, I say fucky Chinese!
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10:51 am
Wow, it is nice to see that racist bigots are alive and well. Bombs of freedom? You have to be kidding me.
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10:52 am
you’re a fucking nutjob.
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12:28 pm
The US was allied with China during the Second World War
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9:43 pm
I know! I was like, “You mean, Japan, you moron?” I hate this guy. “But I’m not racist,”…what a joke.
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Yah, to hell with Chinese people!
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lol.
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10:18 pm
My son Ling Xing Cao Wing Wong Ding Dong Bing Bong will be very offended when he hears this.
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That’s right Mother I am so offended it is not funny.
Being Japanese I hate the Chinese as well but I do not stoop to the levels of posting things on the internet saying I hate the Chinese, (which by the way, I do).
Hopefully this will make you feel bad about what you have done and if that isn’t enough I’ll get my Dad Ling Xing Cao Wing Wong Ding Dong Bing Bong Zing Zong Tsu Mao Ling Ching Ding-a-Ling on you and he will beat you up.
Think about that.
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10:30 am
wtf is wrong with you japanese people? you hate the chinese? what the fuck did we do to you? we didnt rape your women, behead your soldiers, kill your children and torture your people. you fucking assholes are the ones that people should be terrified of. if you ever obtain a strong military again, WW3 most likely would break out. fuck you japanese people
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7:05 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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7:19 am
hahahahaaha this has the official stamp of epic win, i love how its about hating asians and its surrounded by asian love ads. also capn crunch is a gunbus
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lolz nice one Jesus Christ Butt Fuck your obviously awesome lol.
Also could jesus microwave a berito so hot that not even he could eat it?
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yes he can and it hurt like a bitch!!
but only with a george foreman microwave, that motherfucker knows how to make a microwave! and i wasnt expecting it, cause im like “im jesus mofo, my tongues a taste pimp” ad then i bit that burrito and i was like “AH FUCK MA TONGUE!”
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7:38 am
K then nice story jesus
Next question who would win in a fight jesus or mohummed ali?
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7:44 am
Mohammad Ali is the devil!!
so yeah he would win, im a bit of a pussy. anyways g2g my dads home so i better start looking at hetero porn so he doesnt find out im gay. see you guys later.
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7:49 am
WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!?! JESUS YOU LITTLE BASTARD COME HERE! omfg you told these 50 yr old fappers that your gay!? I HAVE NO SON!!!!!!
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6:57 am
yer jesus i spose ur right ALI would win
but its a bit wierd coz how could he hit someone that doesnt exist!!!!
dun dun daaaaaaa
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8:56 am
Seriously dude, FUCK YOU!
as if im not real, i totally died for your sins and shit and now your all vexxed at me saying i dont exist! That hurts motherfucker! like you can talk capn crunch, your a cartoon character on my cereal box!
OH AH I LIKE EATING CEREAL, WHEN IM WATCHING MY CARTOONS!
no but seriously im gonna kill you…with my jesus powers…
LOLZ totally farted on your pillow
jesus out!
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4:16 am
u did not die for our sins u arse hole, u r some poser mother fucker that thinks ur the son of god but really ur just a poor cunt that cant afford a fuckin shave!!!!!!!!!
also cap’n crnch is a mad cunt so u can fuck off!!!!
an ialso like eatin ceareal wen im watchin my cartoons!!!!!
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:sob:
I MAY B A FICTIONAL CAPTIAN ON A CEREAL BOX BUT I DO HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!!!
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10:24 pm
my uncle… doctor ching ming mong ding dong wing wong tsu mao xing sing song bing bling jing jang tiny wang Cao ling Wing Wong Zing Zong Ding-a-Ling burger king would be mortified to hear you racists… =)
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jesus, excuse me. i’ma let you finish. but buddha is one of the best messiahs of all time. of all time.
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12:28 am
at least someone know is chinese alphabet, and yes it’s chinese alphabet but a chiense name is not Long like that they would have at MOST 3 name in it ( 3 Pinyi ) and mostly they have a Nice meaning in english terms so
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No offence but I didnt know that people had names that long. Really good name. And keep up the good work everyone! Lets keep on saying this guy is a motherfuck asshole!
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1:34 pm
This makes my list of top 10 most ignorant things ive ever read on the internet.
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People should be extremely terrified of you Amber. I have never heard so much unadulterated shit you wackjob! No go ask for forgiveness from your mother!
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1:40 pm
I don’t think there is a single factual statement in this whole article.
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1:42 pm
The sheer amount of intolerance, ignorance, and completely unfounded statements in this article are literally hurting me. My soul cries out for anyone who believes a single statement in this post.
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12:43 am
Because it isn’t satire, young lady. Everything written here is the Lord’s Word and goodness put into action through us, His humble servants. It’d be wise for you to repent and accept the Lord and Jesus into your heart, so you may be cleansed of the demons of your soul and see the truth we are trying to spread.
~I’ll Pray For You.
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LMAO, I don’t know you, but I love you, Luda. *hugs*
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7:15 am
Are you a part of this satirical website too?
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2:42 pm
Everyone knows this site is a joke to make fun of those extremist idiots who would actually take this stuff seriously and believe it. You can tell because of how blatantly obvious the idiocy is running amok on this site.
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7:34 pm
and i quote: “For god so loved the world, he gave his one and only son…” John 3:16. Not “For god so loved the white christians living in America”. Really, all the people on this site must sleep through church. Even the reverends. Really, Jesus loved EVERYONE. He made friends with the outcasts of society, the beggars, diseased, foreigners, and tax collectors. There aren’t any Asians that jesus met with because they didn’t have them in Israel. Also, Jesus was most likely arab or mediterranean, not german with blue eyes and blond hair. Check your history books. Japan bombed pearl harbor. We responded by later dropping atomic bombs on japan, killing thousands of innocent civilians. It is considered a war crime and crime against humanity. We only fought WWII because our allies in Europe were attacked. Really, there should be a intelligence test to post things online. People like this are the reason America looks so bad to the rest of the world. Some people are happy without democracy. It worked for a really long time. How can you claim to love god yet hate foreigners? If there is hell, half the people on this website would be in purgatory. And if this is a satire website, whatever. This is to people who actually believe what is written on here. I’m going to show this to my priest (I’m catholic).
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5:32 pm
We got in world war two because Germany kept sinking our ships indiscriminately, and then japan bombed us after taking deciding that we weren’t just going to hand over the entire pacific. Not because our “European allies” got attacked by Germany.
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1:53 pm
Satire, right? Right?
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Come on, everyone – it’s obviously satire.
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11:08 pm
Right.
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1:57 pm
I don’t know whether to laugh or shudder after reading this “article”. This is probably a big waste of time but only a couple of paragraphs into this bizarre rant, there’re some rather terrible inaccuracies on par with believing the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
1) The Chinese are attempting to achieve “population boom”? Just how does this jibe with their well publicized “one child policy”? You can’t get a population boom with a one child policy. Simple arithmatic will show you that this will result in a population bust.
2) The Chinese were allies of Nazi Germany? Hmmm…that was Imperial Japan. While it is true that German officers served as advisors in the Kuomintang (whose leader, BTW, was a converted Christian, largely due to the influence of his wife, who was a Methodist), once the Imperial Japanese got into bed with Nazi Germany, Hitler withdrew those advisors. During WWII, both the Kuomintang and Mao’s communists were allied with the Allies and fought against the Imperial Japanese.
3) The Chinese “stole” Hong Kong from the British? Hardly. The Chinese got Hong Kong back as part of the agreement by which the British got Hong Kong in the first place.
I could go on addressing each and everything inaccuracy and falsehood but…do you even read books? Books with more words than pictures? I know you can read because you wrote this article but…well, you could’ve always dictated this to someone. BTW, you might want to think about submitting this to The Onion. It’s almost high comedy.
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10:34 am
i agree with you except for one thing, the japanese bombed pearl harbor, not the germans
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America the country responsible for aborting 100′s of thousands of Iraqi’s , responsible for terrorising many countries around the World , responsible for crashing the World economy . China – hasn’t done any of that .
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10:02 pm
That’s what they want you to believe. America is controlling the world one country at a time. Then this bitch right here blames it on China. Tsk tsk. God bless America??? God has left America. We will all rot in hell and God will be with the Chinese sippin’ on Gin and Juice.
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3:31 pm
With your obvious lack of brain power, you should be terrified.
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3:52 pm
Well put, Amber. This day and age America and its allies are not well-guarded enough against the threat of communist China. I think our nation actually forgets that the Chinese are commies at times.
After 9/11, President Bush fortunately managed to rile and stir fear in the hearts of America so that the world became well apprised of the threat of terrorism. Unfortunately, when labeling the axis of evil China was not included.
Up above I also noticed some people are not aware of WW2 history. The Asians did indeed join forces with NAZI Germany. They attacked Pearl Harbor for no reason at all. Many innocent moral soldiers on base died that day. It is for this reason that we were forced to arms (which a moral nation at times must day ) and bring freedom to Asia and Germany.
While parts of the Asian empire are definitely quelled, the primary region of terror to the West part of Asia and the communist part to the east most certainly is not. And for that reason we must remain resolute in not only converting them to more enlightened ways through missionary work, but being prepared to take arms lest they try to sneak attack us again.
Great message, Sister Amber.
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Are you even aware that the japanese were the people joining forces with hitler? how much ignorance! it would be funny, if it wasn’t sad
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10:02 pm
FIRST OF ALL, you gotta be careful when you say ASIANS.
chinese people AND JAPANESE PEOPLE are TWO different ethnicities.
the rape of nanking was the JAPANESE…. chinese people did no shit during WWII
FIRST OF ALL, this article is extremely american centralized with NO sympathy to the chinese people.
you gotta be careful of what you say. your ignorance WILL eventually lead to racism.
ever eaten chinese food? you should feel shameful the next time you eat it again. with dissing chinese people, you’re showing you shouldn’t deserve all that the chinese HAVE contributed to the world.
mao greatly changed china. it’s not like the chinese people as a WHOLE are friggin vicious and violent.
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8:54 pm
I think YOU need to check up on YOUR World War II history. As many intelligent people have said, it was JAPAN, not China, who aided the Axis Powers. China was attacked by the Japanese army. JAPAN bombed Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. My grandfather was an intelligence officer for the Americans during the war and spent much of it in China, working against the Japanese with a resistance group. I really wish you guys would research your stuff before you post it. Thanks.
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4:27 pm
Hey Adam,
Asia is a continent with more than one country in it you stupid fuck. JAPAN attacked Pearl Harbor. Not Asia.
-Brett
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5:44 pm
I hate to tell you this, but this website IS satire. I can’t beleive we’ve been found out…
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Amber,
Do your due diligence and come up with some accurate facts and your opinion might have some validity, however your blatent ignorance shines through in every word, sentence, paragraph in this entire blog. Nothing you wrote is factual, it is just plain… STUPID (for lack of a better word)
Nelson,
You are even more retarded than Amber for believing this shit.
Fuckin retards….
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5:44 pm
this is the second time on this site authors have confused china with japan, lol you should check out their artical on pepsi and gays, first of all they totaly disown pepsi saying its bad for supporting gay lifestyle…..yet if you look to the right of the page there is a gay asian singles ad, truly ironic
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5:59 pm
Man, and people wonder why Americans have such a bad name. I’m sure you’re not all as nutty as this fruitcake, but man, this blows my mind.
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8:14 am
S-A-T-I-R-E
Perhaps you SHOULD read all the other comments. You would then understand this is SATIRE.
sat·ire n.
1.
a. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
b. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
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maybe this is satire but its not funny and its just hurtful when i read this take note I’m Chinese and christian I said to myself “wow is this person racist”. I guess your satire part was with your inaccuracy to history and bias to race but putting racism as a main part of a joke is not funny.This might be satire but you make it sound very racist more than satire. This post also made the world worst, if you never wrote this these things would happen:
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You do realize this is the most idiotic thing on the internet. I can’t be 100% certain, because the internet is pretty big, but the odds of something MORE IDIOTIC on the internet are pretty low.
Congratulations, you’re really stupid.
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6:22 pm
Oh, kids, take it easy! Breathe, and have a look at the rest of this website. This is (as Rick pointed out above) satire. It’s really nicely done, too. I know pointing out the punchline spoils the joke, but COME ON, everyone!
I am so bookmarking this place.
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6:38 pm
your a nut job
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8:30 pm
You do realize that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor right? Also, by definition a racist is someone who judges others based on race. Justify it any way you want, but you are a racist.
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10:31 pm
in a word: xenophobe.
in four: a reflection of ignorance =)
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8:30 am
The Ornamental races are scary at a distance, but I have spent quite some time on Missionary trips over there and I can tell you that up close and personal they are like children. They’re all short and look alike and they giggle constantly.
Not a one of them has accepted Jesus as their personal Savior though. So they are are all hellbound.
YIC,
–Pastor Ezekiel
http://www.landoverbaptist.net
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satire or not, this type of rhetoric is inappropriate and dangerous. imagine the most impressionable young white boys out there who believe in this piece of SHIT. they will take it as truth and go out there attacking asian people for no reason other than thinking it’s the “right thing to do” and it’s fun. this article should be censored and removed immediately! there’s no reason to incite hate with your stupid LIES and ignorance!
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10:50 pm
Pastor Ezekiel? PASTOR? Do you think that anyone who isn’t christian is doomed to hell? I’d like to know what church made you a leader. People like you are the reason I stopped going to church. Are they doomed because we haven’t done enough to get deep into china, through their ancient traditions that go back further than Christianity? Well, have fun being intolerant. I bet you’ve never even met anyone of another non-christian religion or held a conversation with someone from a culture so far from our own ignorant American culture. Even if this site is satire, you should be careful in the non-christian things you say. Spewing hatred is only exacerbated by people stumbling upon this “satire” and taken seriously by “Christians” like yourself. Try love and tolerance. Just because they don’t agree with you doesn’t make them wrong.
And if you’re suggesting “ornamental” as “oriental”, that’s offensive. The orient was a place referenced in the bible as the near east such as persia and india, not the far east in places like China and Japan.
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11:04 am
This website is AWESOME. Like Mark’s Infinite Solutions (search youtube for “infinite solutions battery recharge” this website makes you wonder if it is legitimate or not. Then I read this story: http://christwire.org/2009/02/president-barack-obama-is-a-jerk-picture-evidence/
But here is my favorite quote:
“Even though cats are immoral themselves, with all the ways the Egyptian Persians of the Arabias used to worship them, they are still not worthy of such cruel torture.”
That is hilarious. And I like how they are responding to critics in the blogs, the whole Sino-German thing is classic, way to go. I appreciate this kind of satire because it gets people all worked up for nothing, thus proving that it is not worth getting worked up about anything really.
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12:36 pm
Amber it looks like someone is trying to take credit for your story.
http://ubuntu-8-1.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-is-i-am-extremely-terrified-of.html
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1:08 pm
It looks like they also censor comments there too, typical.
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I’m not even going to go into the specific inaccuracies in this article because I simply just don’t have the time to address them all. But I’ll respond to this one:
“3) The people of Hong Kong are now being oppressed and wish that HK would go back to the way it was before communist rule. That’s a takeover, as the heart of the people are being ignored.”
Amber: I live in Hong Kong. I was born and raised here. Firstly, there was no takeover. It was contractual that the British would hand Hong Kong back over to China in 1997. Secondly – I am not being oppressed… never have I felt oppressed… you do ANY research on Hong Kong and you’ll realize we have a democratic system here that’s been in existence since before the handover. We have freedom of speech, freedom to vote, and there is no censorship here.
I have NO idea how you wrote an article like this with as many fallacies as it has. I’m gonna guess you’ve probably never even travelled out of your state (assuming you’re American).
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1:27 pm
have you even BEEN to china???? All the babies have hate? HAHAHa i went to china and the kids are like all kids, they love to play and have fun! HK is like a US city…people shop, into pop culture, and have fun during the evenings. This would be a great article to put up for biggest douchebag of the day. I would have to say that the Chinese people i got to meet during my month there were more loving, courteous, and hospitable than Americans.
This is a Christian website isn’t it? People like you are the reason why most asians put up a wall towards Christian views. Do like Jesus would do and LOVE
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10:13 pm
Amber, if you give me your zip code, I could contact the nearest insane asylum for you.
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2:44 pm
Oh My God!!…..Are you for real?!? ….How can you harbour such hatred based on convoluted ideas about a great culture and awesome people?…I could go on for hours about how delusional your article is but then that would mean I think that it is not a joke…and I refuse to believe any educated adult living in this century can conjure such vile and atrocious opinion.
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4:17 pm
oi dipshit Amber Cooper, before you act like such a racist look at there most of your every day like items comes from……soap, pc parts (well sometimes thats taiwan) you clearly need to go back to school….hey if you were suppost to be following the rules of this website and what they believe then you shouldnt be posting articles at all, oh thats right you were just created to have kids and cook us men meals, well im hungry so go cook me a fuckin vege satay, while your at it i would like a beer to bitch. oh and maybe bend you over and fuck you, cuz i mean if we had to go by your strage “gospel” …im not mocking christians im mocking this sites views on christians…than thats all a woman is ment to do, after thats done and you have finished cleaning the kitchen we can get out guns and “shoot us a nigga”, then we can goto china after you clean houses for money to pay for our air fares and we can go mock and disrespect an entire nation! japan or china….oh wait your to fuckin retarded the travel agent would most likely piss HERSELF…yeah lets hope we get a female who does live in the real world. due to your total lack of geography, now im hungry again, so go make me a salad roll, while i drink myself blind again just so that i can fuck the bigot one more time! we can do it MISSIONARY beacuse i am sensitive to your believes!
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5:31 pm
Only the Japanese are this anti-Chinese
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5:51 pm
Religious people of the old were learned people with tremendous knowledge and keepers of libraries.
However, look at what it has come down to?…people like Amber, trailor trashes that do not think before they speak/write. Amber please go read a history book, or any book besides the bible. Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two.
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12:51 pm
Time unveils truth. You racist prick. I am one of your Chinese coworkers and I declare war on you! Next time if I catch you in a Chinese restaurant, you are dead.
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12:14 am
Dear Amber,
It has been really funny reading your article and all of the comments. The manner in which you respond is simply hilarious.
“Jon says: Amber: I live in Hong Kong. I was born and raised here. Firstly, there was no takeover. It was contractual that the British would hand Hong Kong back over to China in 1997. Secondly – I am not being oppressed… never have I felt oppressed…”
“Amber says: Awwww, my heart really goes out to you my friend. It truly does. If I could I’d first just give you a big hug and let you cry out all the years of pint up anguish.
I know that you have to say these things as you’re now living under very strict and immoral communist rule, where speaking out against the atheist government there could result in you being savagely beaten and life taken the very next day.”
Is this a joke? Or are you really that stupid? I am laughing now at your ignorance, and your stupid morals.
Sincerely,
GOD.
Ps.
You’re a stupid, fat, ignorant dumbass.
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12:49 am
It’s a shame that Christ isn’t on Earth anymore because He should have a cease-and-desist order on articles like this. Please stop defiling the Lord’s name.
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2:00 am
Lol wow you guys, your reading comprehension skills really suck. This is obviously satire.
Loved the article ^^ Had quite a few laughs!
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4:44 am
ok after going nuts over this site for a while i decided to do some research on it. “The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa.”
this site was created as satire, as sort of a mocking to the fundemental christians. if you goto the actual website ..google it you will see all sorts of “fundementalist idea”
it was created by Chris Harper.
totally awesome, you got me good for the last week dude
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7:39 am
LOL you’ve really broadened my horizon – I could never ever imagine having such an ignorant and misguided person on earth, and it appears on a “Christian” web site!
It’s so funny reading the article and the replies, you made the day
P.S. I’m living in Hong Kong
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8:38 am
there is so much ignorance in this article. and all it does is encourage all the other like-minded fools in the world to think like you do. “the most moral nation on earth?” are you kidding me? romans 3 says,
“There is no one righteous, not even one; there is no one who understands, no one who seeks God. All have turned away, they have together become worthless; there is no one who does good, not even one…for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God and are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.”
i understand that this is a “conservative” site, but what you need to come to understand is that the world is not divided by blue and red. enough of this false sense of morality. God does not bless or punish the USA because it is supposedly more or less “moral.” saying that not only makes a mockery of His holiness, but is also a perversion of His word. you need to repent of your colossal judgements upon the Chinese people, communists, and pretty much the entire world outside of america. how can you possibly say something of this nature and not even bat an eye?
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3:41 pm
OK. I got it. I was about to write a counter to the ignorance and stupidity. Bombs of freedom? China stole Hong Kong? But it’s a good thing that I read all the comments before I posted my own comment. It’s a satire and well played my friend. I’m sure that there are a few idiots out there who supports this article. However, it was refreshing to see that idiots were very few and far in between.
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9:04 pm
This has to be a joke. I lol’d.
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4:35 am
Um….let me guess, those of you who are outraged, I bet you’re also EXTREMELY OFFENDED by Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal,” amirite?!!! HE’S A MONSTER AND SO IS THE AUTHOR OF THIS ARTICLE! OH NOES!
It’s SATIRE, people. Jeesh. That image is from PostSecrets and the person who posted THAT is probably the real racist.
But on a more serious note, I’m Chinese and we all had a meeting last Thursday – we ARE all out to get you. We voted.
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12:31 am
i knew you guys were planning something! damn chinese!
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Wow, hahaha, Amber, for a second i thought this was a joke. but it turns out you are just a moron. you are right tho, you are definitely not a racist, just an idiot. let’s revist the things you wrote that were so historically wrong, but don’t worry, i don’t blame you for these mistakes. it must have been hard to pay attention in your 5th grade history class when your corn hole still hurts from a night of family tradition with your 17 year old retard brother in the backwoods of Alabama. but it’s ok, i’m here to help. there are so many juicy retarded comments in your blog, i don’t even know where to start! ok, let’s go with the Hong Kong thing. Hong Kong was taken from China in 1842 at the end of the Opium War by the Brits. And Opium War was not a war between two large groups of inner city drug rings. the Brits sold large amount of opium into china and got the chinese all high and stoned, then they attacked with their ships and forced a treaty to take Hong Kong and many other territories for an over 100 year lease. pretty “cold, calculating and harsh” of these westerners,huh? then, there’s your “these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler” thing. i mean, really? the chinese and americans were allies during WWII, ever wonder why France, US, UK, Russia and China are the permanent members of the Security Council in UN? they were all allies in WWII! wait, i’m sorry, i forgot you don’t know what UN is, my bad. how about the movie “Pearl Harbor”, i know you don’t read, but you must watch movies, right? especially a patriotic movie like “Pearl Harbor”. Do you remember in the end, when they bombed japan then tried to land in China, but was captured by the japs? well, that’s because the japenese were invading china, and chinese were allies with americans. i hope that wasn’t too much for you.
i’d love to spend the next 3 hours of my busy workday to re-educate you on your country’s history and remind you of all your forefathers who died for the liberty, freedom and the pursuit of happiness for ALL PEOPLE. and how much they would be disappointed in your ignorance. as a God fearing Chinese Christian conservative right wing member of your local American Legion, i can tell you with 100% confidence, ” I won’t be seeing you in Heaven”
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9:12 pm
This is hilariously rantingly insane. “Insane” as in this is what I would expect a genuine paranoid-schizophrenic to write, and I suspect that’s the case here
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12:19 pm
How can you call America the most moral nation on the planet when during WWII state sanctioned segregation (apartheid) was the norm? My grandfather is a Tuskegee Airman and the government did horrible experiments on them because they were still seen as less than human. Is institutional racism morally correct? If you think so then, you are a moron! Whether Chinese people are godless or not, shouldn’t YOU reserve judgment for God instead of taking it into your own hands?
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12:50 pm
Lol, thank “god” America has stupid people like you to make money off of
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1:24 pm
“these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth”…really? You are an idiot.
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1:47 pm
Everyone, calm the F down. This is satire. It should be obvious by the parts here and there that are a little over the top.
You guys are idiots. Wow.
Anyways, I support this site.. if you ignorant masses read this dribble and actually make a negative mental association with Christian Conservatives/Bush/etc, then that supports my athiest-liberal agenda. Good job idiot readers, but you’re still idiots.
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2:27 pm
Hey Amber you are one ignorant cunt! What rock did you just crawl out of?
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3:10 pm
I OFFICIALLY ISSUE A FATWA ORDERING AMBER TO BE BEHEADED
Death to Americans!!!!!!!!!!!
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4:13 pm
Amber, you sick, stupid,ignorant biatch.
In what twisted universe do you live? Do you realize that none of your statements is true or how poor your knowledge in history, geography and politics is?
Next time do some research before creating another piece-of-shit article like this.
And finally suck my dick. It is not Chinese but it will still do the job….
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4:53 pm
I got a lil offended at first, kinda went on a tyrade (spelling?) against biggots n then found out that this was all a satire. So I have a few questions:
Is this some kind of dumb joke experiment for a sociology class or something?
If this is a satire, why does the author keep replying the way she does? More motivation for people to get upset or make them look stupid?
I’m confused. Someone enlighten me.
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5:13 pm
Why do liberals keep confusing serious thoughts and revelations with the childish antics of the likes of John Stewart?
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1:58 pm
There’s so little truth in the article and definitely no compassion, love or any of the qualities that Jesus (if he was the son of God as in the Bible) would have had.
Christian? I don’t think so! Racist, idiot – yes!
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5:56 pm
mhmm. rarr. i am a chinese. i shall kill you with my calculus textbook. but wait, im too busy studying for AP Euro. nevermind.
hey, what was that about “So let’s hope they do it quick and leave the rest of us alone.”? are you going to let “us” “kill your neighbors” while you do nothing?
you suckkkkk ;D
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9:57 am
Maybe you should go to China and say that. Then see what happens.
See, you see the Chinese as these closed-off, one-minded and violent people, yet, how the FUCK are you guys any different?
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5:43 pm
amber, your level of ignorance and intolerable racism is causing me to want to stab myself in the face.
^^ i hope someone rapes you to death.
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6:21 pm
This is so accurate. Those dog eaters should focus on smoking opium and building railroads for America. Chinese people have one and only one purpose: to serve westerners. That is why God made them so short and ugly.
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6:22 pm
I really, really, really, severely, seriously, hope this is one big sarcastic, but failed, joke. This webpage is not worthy of the name it bears (and I don’t mean Amber). Read Romans 13 and 1 Peter 2:13-16. If China kills you it would be God’s appointed judgement because you wrote Unabomber-esque literature and published on the web under God’s name.
ZED and MING XING LIN, you guys are funny! Kudos on some of your remarks.
Amber, I assume you’re literalist of the Bible. Here’s a verse you should take pretty literally: For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified. 1 Cor 2:2 It seems this really could apply to you, except you can probably remove the part about knowing Jesus.
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2:03 pm
I hope it is satire but is it!? I’ve Googled about the site and all I can find are people asking if it is satire or not. Can anyone confirm if it really is satire?
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6:51 pm
Dear Amber,
PLEASE do your research before you type up an article critizing China or the Chinese people and make sure your research is accurate and covers ALL sides.
Have you lived in China?
Do you know anyone who is Chinese?
I’m just going to assume you haven’t.
You say you aren’t racist but you sure are ignorant with the points you make.
1. “Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
Did you just try to group Chinese and Japanese together? The Japanese attacked China during WWII, have you read up on the “Rape of Nanking”? Probably not right? A LOT of Chinese people of all backgrounds were MASSACRED and MURDERED by the Japanese when the Japanese invaded China as well as other Asian countries to spread Japanese imperialism. Didn’t think about that, did you?
2. “Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.”
Have you read up on the Opium Wars between Britain and China? Hong Kong was originally a port city of China until the British went into China, particularly southern China to spread the use of Opium. When the Chinese began boycotting opium because of the negative effects it had on people, particularly peasants, Britain unleashed the opium war against China. Britain won and thus won the Hong Kong territory as well as opened five other ports in China for trade. You know how Britain spread it’s colonial rule to India? Well this was very similar because China had a lot of resources that the British wanted. China did not STEAL Hong Kong, China only reclaimed it because the British STOLE it in the first place. Seriously, read up on your history.
Communist threat?
Do you know that the US owes China a lot of debt right now due to the spending of the stupid Bush administration? If China did not buy US Bonds, how worse will our economy look right now?
“You know America is the most moral nation on Earth, yet you want to publicly live in denial as some form of self sympathy.” … ARE YOU SERIOUS?
That computer you’re typing on, that keyboard and mouse, it was probably Made in China from American companies who exploit Chinese workers to gain profit and you know what, workers in China don’t even make 10% as much as an average worker in the US make. US CORPORATIONS EXPLOIT MANY MANY MANY WORKERS both inside the US and THIRD WORLD nations. The conditions in third world nations are MUCH worse than it is in the US.
America is the most profit driven hypocritical nation on Earth. I suggest you read up on American Imperialism in the Philippines and on the Pacific Islands.
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10:06 pm
congratulations you just wasted a lot of time typing a rebuttal to nothing you stupid douche
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7:25 pm
I can’t believe that i just read that. It is the single most insulting and ignorant thing I’ve ever read in my life. As a Chinese American US citizen, I have a unique view point on both cultures. Please, do some real research before writing this stuff. I am completely insulted and actually quite hurt from your false statements. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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7:38 pm
Hilarious stuff! You really know how to get a rise out of people…
Those poor, poor people that don’t even realize that Chinese communist government has allied itself with the islamics, judaics, and buddhistas to destroy all that God has made for his true peaceful childrens.
Go in piece!!! Live long and with much propensity!
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7:43 pm
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth…..”
60 years ago ONLY JAPAN joined up with Adoldf Hitler, CHINA exactly JOINED with USA as well as UK, France and other free nations….
BTW, Adoldf Hitler want to rule Europe not USA….
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2:16 pm
Oh, and here is the website from government to support my information about trade deficit between the US and China.
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html#2008
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8:14 pm
This article reminds me of that South Park episode. Nice job!
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8:23 pm
Hitler did have plans to take on US. He had planned on starting war in late 45 early 50′s. China is a threat to US. It is vacuuming up as many resources as it can from the planet. IT also holds a huge ammount of US debt that is soon gonig to be worthless.
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8:28 pm
Wow you guys are a bunch of morons.
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
IT’S A SATIRE!!!
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10:42 pm
My only regret is that I didn’t put you dumbass redneck f*ckheads into the gas chamber and the ovens. Whoops sorry dumbass redneck f*ckheads is a redundant statement.
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10:45 pm
CSB Note: Post censored for evil imagery.
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10:46 pm
lol
Post censored for evil imagery.
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11:52 pm
if this is a satire, why isn’t it funny?
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12:40 am
because you lack what i like to call a sense of humor.
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12:02 am
CSB Note: Post censored for evil imagery.
LOL
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12:46 am
if this is serious you are a piece of shit cunt.. seriously, eat shit and die..
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1:13 am
I’m not even going to read all these comments. How can you rationally say all that, yet claim this is not racially motivated. Most people see race as: White, Black, Hispanic, Asian. (I’m sorry if I left anyone out.) Point is: Each of those are broken down, even to Chinese. Wait, I know how you can say this: you’re nuts, narrow-minded, obviously brainwashed, etc. I’m not going to make fun of your religion for three reasons: 1) I’m mean, but not like that. 2) You wouldn’t listen. 3) You’re too stupid to understand.
This fear of Chinese People is what psychologists call an Irrational Phobia, i.e. it makes no logical sense.
Do you have a gun? Perhaps you’ve got some paper money in your pocket. Both of those and more were created by the Chinese.
Sure, Chinese culture is different. That doesn’t make it wrong. There’s likely some Chinese guy typing a post titled: “I Am Extremely Terrified of White People.”
I’m atheist, but I know a Brit, a Venezuelan, and so many white guys that are atheist. Then again, all the other Chinese people I know are Christian. Hmmm… I must be seeing things.
Chinese people, due to their culture, tend to be more tolerant you prick. You are what we call a RADICAL. You’re calling the Chinese terrorists. You’re acting like a sort of mental terrorist infecting ill-informed stereotypes into our youth’s minds.
PS: I found this article when I was reading the Gizmodo article:
http://i.gizmodo.com/5150092/303000-people-extremely-terrified-of-chinese-people
My first reaction was laughter.
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1:18 am
Oh, I forgot: Christians have been the most historically violent in spreading their religion: The Spaniards pretty much taking out an entire race in search of gold. Second, your “source” is biased. And you obviously don’t “<3″ me.
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1:30 am
Haha…Amber, you’re hirarious.
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2:40 am
christians and white people are the most evil beings on earth. that’s because they are under the control of satan. they have no minds of their own and are easily manipulated by satan. I hope the Chinese will wipe them all off the face of the earth.
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3:45 am
People, this is a SATIRE page. I’m Chinese, loved the post. It’s called humor, which from what I gander here, you are all lacking.
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4:12 am
I’m Chinese American and an Atheist.
I’m extremely terrified of religious faggots like yourself, trying to bring about Armageddon so Jesus will come back.
Also your article is extremely inaccurate, so inaccurate that I would have thought you were a troll, except this is a christ-fag website, so it might actually be from the heart considering how fucking stupid religious fags are.
China is instituting a one child policy to slow down their population growth, and there is no cloning research going on, not to mention cloning would be a extremely impractical way of growing the population even if the Chinese wanted to do that.
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6:52 pm
disrespectfu, go back to your country
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4:24 am
haha, theres no way this is for real, hahaha, funny though.
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4:49 am
Pearl Harbor was Japan.
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5:07 am
Your views are racist and ignorant. Your own country has enough WMDs to wipe out the planet, take a look in the mirror loser.
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5:55 am
Thanks, Amber, for making my day. It’s a pattern, really: everytime I think that human stupidity can’t possibly surprise me anymore, someone always does something to prove me wrong. In this particular case it was you, broadening my horizons with such an enlightening post. I’m still wondering if you’re really that much of an idiot to actually believe what you wrote here, or if you’re just pulling a big hoax in order to get a huge laugh when you unveil it to the world (which would be a sign of high frustration, to say the least, but still light years better than the first option). In the former case, I can make a number of recomandations to you, each of which are meant to make the world a better place:
1. Castration. Reproduction is NOT an option for you, no matter what others may say. Say loudly “I will not reproduce” in the mirror at least five times in a row, at least three times a day. You may think about the gene pool and its diversity (although you probably won’t), but trust me, you’re way below the threshold here. ANY threshold. Chemical castration, surgery, industrial grade chastity belts (use more than one), try all the available methods just to be on the safe side.
2. Trepanation. Once a popular procedure, it was declared one of the biggest mistakes of medicine and abandoned nowadays. However, I truly believe it would work wonders for you. Try it, I’m sure there are still some doctors who perform it. Even if it makes you unable to speak at all, this would still mean that you’d appear to be thousands and thousands times smarter than today (not in a mathematical sense though, cause if you take an IQ of 0 and multiply it with another number, no matter how large, guess what you get. You can ask someone to google the answer from you if you didn’t guess). And maybe you won’t know how to use a computer afterwards. Computers are supposedly just machines, but even a machine can’t take anything you throw at it.
I don’t really know what to say anymore. I was going to suggest getting a job, like rice sorter, toiler paper engraver or ant trainer, but I don’t think there’s anything that will convince you to give up writing on the Internet (or writing in general, or speaking in general), so what’s the point? Have a nice life, although I can’t imagine you’ll have a long one; someone as dumb as you can barely learn how to breathe on his own.
One last recommendation though: watch “Idiocracy”. It’s the exact picture of how the society would look if everyone would be as incredibly stupid as you are.
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6:00 am
Thanks, Amber, for making my day (and with such delightful style). It’s a pattern, really: everytime I think that human stupidity can’t possibly surprise me anymore, someone always does something to prove me wrong. In this particular case it was you, broadening my horizons with such an enlightening post. I’m still wondering if you’re really that much of an idiot to actually believe what you wrote here, or if you’re just pulling a big hoax in order to get a huge laugh when you unveil it to the world (which would be a sign of high frustration, to say the least, but still light years better than the first option). In the former case, I can make a number of recomandations to you, each of which are meant to make the world a better place:
1. Castration. Reproduction is NOT an option for you, no matter what others may say. Say loudly “I will not reproduce” in the mirror at least five times in a row, at least three times a day. You may think about the gene pool and its diversity (although you probably won’t), but trust me, you’re way below the threshold here. ANY threshold. Chemical castration, surgery, industrial grade chastity belts (use more than one), try all the available methods just to be on the safe side.
2. Trepanation. Once a popular procedure, it was declared one of the biggest mistakes of medicine and abandoned nowadays. However, I truly believe it would work wonders for you. Try it, I’m sure there are still some doctors who perform it. Even if it makes you unable to speak at all, this would still mean that you’d appear to be thousands and thousands times smarter than today (not in a mathematical sense though, cause if you take an IQ of 0 and multiply it with another number, no matter how large, guess what you get. You can ask someone to google the answer from you if you didn’t guess). And maybe you won’t know how to use a computer afterwards. Computers are supposedly just machines, but even a machine can’t take anything you throw at it.
I don’t really know what to say anymore. I was going to suggest getting a job, like rice sorter, toiler paper engraver or ant trainer, but I don’t think there’s anything that will convince you to give up writing on the Internet (or writing in general, or speaking in general), so what’s the point? Have a nice life, although I can’t imagine you’ll have a long one; someone as dumb as you can barely learn how to breathe on his own.
One last recommendation though: watch “Idiocracy”. It’s the exact picture of how the society would look if everyone would be as incredibly stupid as you are.
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6:03 am
“The US is the only society to have gone from barbarism to decadence without passing through civilization along the way”
From: Dont know
Thank u for this. I had a lot of fun reading it and i realy hope some of u will come to the conclusion that ignorance shouldnt be Gods way.
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6:46 am
I find these people of high moral fiber–those who condemn racism by suggesting that the progenitor of said racism be raped to death, castrated, etc.–to be quite droll.
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7:55 am
Go fuck yourself you racist bigot. It’s people like you that cause all the world’s intolerance and hate crimes. I sincerely hope you die in a fire whilst people of all races surround you and cheer.
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8:05 am
You people do realize this is satire, right?
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8:18 am
I sincerely hope that this is a satirical exercise in hypothetical realisation. Otherwise the only thing that terrifies me are that there are people such as yourself who truly think like this.
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8:39 am
i am Chinese but i find to be quite funny that one can be so completely naive and oblivious to the world they live in. i hope you may come out of your rock, cardboard box or whatever you live in and watch/read the news once in a while to know whats going on around the world instead of making false assumptions. have a good day =)
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8:39 am
youre a fucking idiot amber
go kill yourself
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8:52 am
I’m having pre-marital sex with a chinese girl. Chinese actually are rather fond of Americans. You guys rock, you’re either great trolls or the crazies of society, either way, good show. I mean, you can’t be stupid enough to confuse the Chinese (who were our allies in WW2) to the Japanese. Can you? CAN YOU?!?
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2:40 am
“I’m not being racist” Oh really? Are you serious? That is beyond the level of low. Are you trying to be funny? I hope not because that was utterly profane. Egocentric, condescending, morons. Please, learn to be mature. And don’t tell me I am naive. I might be only 15, but I sure know how to be human rather than you fools. How ironic a 15 year old knows better than some social retards who lack a brain. And if you have a serious issue, I suggest you make an appointment with your psychiatrist. BTW for those of you who think the US is better, you evidently haven’t listened to the news. Who is dragging the worlds economy down? Oh, yes, the US.
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6:35 pm
I agree with you on the economy part. by the way Go Russia!!!!!!!!!
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8:56 am
I hope this was a joke, because I laughed my ass off. Hell, if it wasn’t a joke, its still pretty funny.
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8:59 am
LOL U FREAKIN TURD
I have no respect for you or any of your friends
Go to libary and take history lessons from Kindergardeners
*FLAME REWRITE*
Go to libary and take history lessons from RETARDED Children
I found this “Artical” from google sugest fail on http://www.failblog.org
And i honestly didn’t think I would find something this retarded
I asume you are as brain dead as shit hurling chimp, with no life
Have you ever read a book.. with words… or even pictures for your matter?
Or do you cluddle up next to a fire with a good stack of bounded blank pages?
Honestly I feel I a little bad for you and your faimly (especaily your kids)
All the above corrections by your pittying peers are correct
Please Study these websites so that one day someone may love you
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China
And one word of advice: Untill you stop being a racist junky: NEVER SPEAK TO ANY CHINESE PERSON EVER!!!
The GOOGLE SUGGEST fail:
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9:14 am
Wow you are just as crazy as terrorists. You need to check yourself into an insane asylum for further examination and stay there for the rest of your life you nut job.
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9:15 am
You, are an absolute doos. Let me tell you what a “doos” is. In South Africa, Doos is a word with which, one describes another if that other is incomprehensibly stupid. Much like you are. However there are more connotations to the word Doos.Such as: Idiot, severely brain damaged, one who has, unfortunately, lost their brain stem, a person of insufferable ignorance, a Christian, The village idiot and of course Amber Cooper. Thats right, even now, our dictionaries are being updated to include Amber Cooper as the definition of Infinitely stupid. However, i applaud you, it is amazing that you are able to breathe without an actual brain. You are truly a marvel of modern medicine. You seem to survive solely on indoctrination.
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12:53 pm
communism is an ideology, the idea of communism is not a reality. So those nations are not actually communist nations.
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1:52 pm
No nation today is Communist. They may call themselves Communist, but that doesn’t mean that they are. No nation has ever abolished social classes and in no “Communist” nation is there total governmental and municipal ownership.
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9:10 pm
Amen.
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7:16 pm
seriously people… THIS IS A JOKE. why doesn’t anyone get this? IT’S A FUCKING JOKE!! this person doesn’t really believe any of this they are just trying to fuck with people like you.
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9:16 am
Lol, you silly americans are always good for a laugh.
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9:18 am
Wow I noticed you also filed this under Commies. You know we never would have been communist had you fucking Conservatives in the White had not denied the Nationalist China help when they were fighting the Communists. But that doesn’t change anything you are still a crazy bitch who needs to be sterilized.
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9:55 am
I thought I was reading the onion…hilarious!
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9:59 am
To Amber: need to brush up on your New Testament.
John 8: 1-7
1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4 they say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: Lev. 20.10 · Deut. 22.22-24 but what sayest thou?
6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, [b]He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.[/b]
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10:00 am
All you are saying is stupid and not documented. You based your ideas on fiction. read some history first dumb ass.
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10:03 am
this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen ever. And for those of you who don’t belive this, check out this chick who’s like the female version of dale gribble from king of the hill
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRuFV9cwzfk&feature=channel_page
“You see, dear readers, the fact of the matter is that the Chinese communists are very cold, calculating and harsh people. The core values of Chinese communism include wanton carnality, stealing, bringing death and providing slothful people with income”
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10:05 am
I…don’t know if this is a satire or not…if it is Kudos…
But if not…I…can’t believe anybody, who as access to the internet, can be so…ignorant(that isn’t the right term, dipshit would be better). Also, if you got all of that so badly messed up, clearly you didn’t complete ANY of high school let alone anything before that. I am truly sad for you if this is what you believe. Have a crappy life you ignorant fuck.
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Hey amber cooper you little bitch, would you stop TROLLING, you have drawn enough attention!
btw i would like to add this:
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10:12 am
Wow.. you have so much hate inside of you.. and you still call yourself a Christian. Unbelievable
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10:14 am
Great satire. I am not a Christian but I think you are mocking them too harshly.
(come on people, how can you fail to notice this is all satire?)
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10:55 am
you disgust me.
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11:00 am
Brilliant masterpiece of true political commentary. We need to take out those Tojos before they unleash something truly horrific, as if those terribly un-Christian and immorally violent kung-fu motion pictures were not enough!
God bless you, Amber and keep preaching the good news!
[Idiots... this is a satire website, so do a little research before you start freaking out. Sit back, think, laugh... If you would just do a wikipedia search on Landover Baptist, you'd realize that you were the ignorant one when you raged over the internet. As a Christian pastor, I endorse ChristWire as comedic genius.]
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10:00 pm
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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11:01 am
This is just a misguided joke!
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11:03 am
You are an idiot. China did not Ally with the the Nazis. They allied with the US and the rest of the Allies against the Axis. Learn your history. And China is a slothful country? Is that why we have half the damn country on welfare while they work like slave for pennies a day?
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8:59 am
Thank god someone said that!!!!!
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11:03 am
I’m truly shocked! You’re unbelievable Amber! Do you think that your very non Christ like views are going to help the cause of Christianity? I think not! I think you’ve probably turned away any potential Christian that may have read this.
Hell and you come to mind!
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9:07 am
I was raised catholic but in recent years all the hate mainly from america has turned me away. Looking for some christian blogs i stumble on this. That scrap of faith is gone. My god loves unlike this nutjob!
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11:04 am
Amber.
I seriously hope you realize you’re just hurting your cause. Are you so bent on going to heaven that you’ve forgotten that you’re still on earth? How do you expect God to move in you when you’re so filled with bigotry and hatred towards everyone who believes differently? Jesus commissioned the church to make DISCIPLES of all nations, not to make enemies and alienate everyone outside of the legalistic Christian bubble. Christ came to save us who fell from grace, not to glorify the (modern) Pharisee.
This entire website is bogus. Condemning everyone that doesn’t abide by YOUR teachings? Where is God in this equation? You’ve seriously stepped on a lot of fundamental Biblical principles in just one article. I shudder to think of who you’re following, because it certainly isn’t God.
I am extremely terrified of this website’s supporters.
P.S. For those who see this as satire… seriously, read through the rest of this website and see if it doesn’t change your mind.
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11:05 am
also, you’re satire sucks, take some pointer from The Onion. You need truth and a little lie to make it funny.
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12:06 pm
Get a history lesson and a life.
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1:04 pm
it’s obviously satire. meant to be funny. or am I not in on the joke that commenters are supposed to act like it’s real?
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1:11 pm
hahaha this is the funniest article i read this week!
“write your Congressman and demand McCarthyism once again be our national standard,”
lmao
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1:12 pm
If this is satire, why did Amber get so much wrong?
Amber, I hope you get what you deserve. Christians like you are pathetic! You’re fucked up and dumb and everyone who says that this is satire are also fucked up and dumb.
I hope you die a horrible death and I hope your site gets hacked and totally screwed up.
Come on someone, hack this site and make a mess of it!
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1:13 pm
You better watch yourself… I’ma comin’ to EAT YO BABIIIEEEEES!! WITH CHOPSTICKS. And then after that, some friends and I were planning to go freedom bomb a God-fearing nation. Wanna come along?
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1:35 am
I so hope, with all my heart, that this is a parody.
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9:02 pm
DEAR CIVILIAN WHO STANDS AND FIGHTS FOR ALL THAT IS MORALLY RIGHT,
I START OFF BY SAYING THAT EVERYONE IS WRONG. IT IS THE CANADIANS YOU SHOULD BLAME FOR OUR WORLD TURMOIL AND FEAR. THEY STAND FOR ALL THAT IS WORNG AND THEIR BACON IS HORRIBLE. THEY ALSO ENJOY ANILINGUS ON WEEKENDS AND ARE AGAINST WHAT GOD STANDS FOR. THE JESUS BOMB SHOULD BE DROPPED ON THEM FIRST AND THEN ON ALL THE FRENCH FOR WHOM THE FRENCH FRY IS NAMED AFTER. GO PATRIOTISM! GOD BLESS AMERICA, AND NO PLACE ELSE!
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9:13 pm
matt, you should start a religion
you are the funniest person ever
keep up the good work
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2:49 am
my god…
1stly, the site’s name is CHRISTwire..it’s people (i will refrain from foul words) like you that give Christianity a bad name. i don’t care if you did not intend it to be so, it is. suck it up. you make us look like religious and unyielding bigots. what the hell man?
2ndly, i am a chinese. i have no idea if this post is/was meant to be a joke. jokes are funny. this is not. in this age now does it look like the world needs help promoting hate and prejudice now. maybe it didn’t occur to you, that even if you did write a disclaimer saying i am not racist, bullshit. you gotta get some cold hard facts before saying bullshit.
3rdly, you said to bahhh that he /she forgot to capitalize God. seriously? you want to give out spell checks? do you not see the issue here? the chinese want to take over the world? seriously? you have got to be kidding me.
it is too bad man. to the author and the editor, kudos man. you guys just made the top 50 stupidest people in the world. to those that take this seriously, seriously, there is nothing to be afraid of the chinese for. we are just doing all the countries in the world strive for. political stability, better standards of living for the population, etc. oh, and i hope you guys do not associate this site with Christ. Christianity promotes peace and goodwill towards all.
-j-
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1:15 pm
this is probably the worst thing i have ever read, and, mind you, i read most parts of the bible.
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1:49 pm
If the site goes down again, I’ve copied the post to my blog for your pleasure!
Most Un-Christian Like Article Ever!: http://www.lukeaddison.com/blog/index.php/2009/02/christian-article/
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1:52 pm
I think you guys should get off of Ambers back. Maybe not all her facts are exactly as they should be, but on the whole she’s absolutely right.
The Chinese are massing forces to kill you and your kid. So let’s hope they do it quick and leave the rest of us alone.
I love you Amber!!!!
Thank you for being brave enough to speak the Truth!
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4:33 pm
How dare you suggest that our children are born with hate in their hearts? I can’t believe you would lower yourself into insulting our children. Maybe you don’t realize this, but you could not live without China. You write of taking down the Chinese when you don’t even realise that the person who made the computer you were on probably was Chinese. Maybe it’s because people like you sit in their homes, watch what the television has to say about China and are brainwashed into your ideals. Because if you had an ounce of experience with China or if you had ever been to China, you would be swallowing your words. You try to make everything sound so horrible in China and yet you don’t realise that your American reality is the same as your imaginary Chinese nightmare. I’m interested in how you know that ‘the core values of Chinese communism include wanton carnality, stealing, bringing death and providing slothful people with income?’ Oh, because the Crusader’s didn’t pillage and and kill mericlessly, or maybe they did, but they were non-believers, so it’s jusitfied? You act like you’re all so accepting yet you shun those who do not follow your beliefs. You have no right to be self-righteous.
By the way, try reading something that’s not a Bible next time, then maybe you’d know that China wasn’t allied with Hilter, it was the Japanese. But hey get us confused! I mean who would blame you? It’s not your fault we look the same? Your just here to judge and look down on everyone. And fix your grammar too.
Also what’s YOUR definition of a racist, because I think mine might differ, see as how you think that ‘these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process’ is one of the most racist things I have ever come across. I don’t see how you can now all this if your so ‘extremely terrified of Chinese people’. Your conspiracy theories are a SHAM! You seek to glorify your stance against abortion by suggesting China wants to overrun you, with our billions of people created because we didn’t abort? That’s just weak.
You should really try and clarify your arguement, are you targeting the Chinese or Asians. Because there’s a difference.
There’s my two cents, which compared to your’s is like 50 bucks.
P.S. Please note the sarcasm in most of my comments, it’d be sad if you didn’t.
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7:42 pm
Thank you ‘I am China’! My point exactly!!!
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1:55 pm
Lady, you are confusing the Japan of the past with China. China fought against Imperial Japan, and in fact went communist only after Hitler was dead for 3 years. Yes, china is a large super power economically and militarily. Look at the shirt you wear, the shoes you buy, the TV you watching. The PC you used to write this garbage. Where are they from: China? We as consumers want everything as cheap as possible. And with China cheap wages, where have things been made in mass production. China. You have made China what is today. When was the last time you bought an American made Curtis Mathis Television I can tell you, July 31, 1982. All others were made where CHINA!
China has let America money to help stabilize our economy. Why? To buy more good from where? CHINA. They are not the enemy. You’re the enemy with the attitude you have.
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1:59 pm
You all know this is a satire site…. right?
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2:05 pm
Only the week minded would think this is satire.
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2:06 pm
China fought with the Allies during WW2 moron. You’re thinking of Japan, they bombed Pearl Harbor. Read a book, it might improve your grammar.
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2:14 pm
This article is written with utter incomprehension of facts and ignorance to reality. Articles like these make me lose faith in humanity. I am Christian, and after reading this, I’m ashamed to be even remotely associated with people like you.
But others have said what I have to say already. If you are truly Christian, then you and I both know who judge you in the end. God loves all, and he will not tolerate the blind ill-will and untruth that you wrote in this article. I pray that you accept your mistakes soon, for only condemnation awaits.
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4:06 am
People, please! It’s a joke! A JOKE! Don’t write pages and pages and pages of text, because it’s wasted effort. The author probably only reads the comments and has a go(o)d laugh about you guys. It’s like this http://antispore.com/2008/09/11/understand-my-beliefs-please/
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2:17 pm
This is almost certainly satire. I’ve vacillated between anger and laughter for too long, so I’m going to put my two cents in. Here’s proof that it’s satire:
Hey Amber, Adam Nelson, Reverend Brandon or Pastor Ezekiel! If this is satire, say something stupid!
Plus, why would the following message appear when this site’s server is overloaded with viewers, causing a 404 error?
“Why do 404 error messages occur?
The 404 Error message was created by an unholy menagerie of vile atheists, Democrats, liberals and Godless Soviets in the Year of our Lord 1992. We’re told through electronic pathogens and demonic incantation rituals, they managed to create ways to electronically limit the amount of lost souls and seekers of truth that ‘web servers’ could process in a given minute.
Though their machinations are evil and everlasting, through hope, prayer and clicking refresh you can eventually overcome these wicked limits during times when tens of thousands of people flock to ChristWire per hour to discover the works of True Christians.”
Seriously folks… it’s certainly a joke. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fetishes? Mistaking Chinese training sessions for space walks as real ones? Direct links to the “Axis of Evil” websites like Huffington Post, Daily Kos, and Crooks and Liars in the right-hand column?
If these people aren’t satirists, then God is playing one hell of a joke on them.
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2:48 pm
YOU FAIL.
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2:51 pm
ur a dum retardzzzz
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2:52 pm
As Eric Cartman says on South Park, “ahhh excuse-a me, when is the invasion?”
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2:56 pm
jesus sucks my balls fuck this amber bitch she needs sme black cock in her christian pussy
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2:56 pm
ur a fuckin dumb ass bitch
suck my asian dick
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3:10 pm
A comment by Mr Gould, a man who claimed that the Twilight movie would posses teenagers.
This website gives the internet a bad name… but it gives you some great pop ups!
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2:57 pm
Amber,
Your article was inspiring. I am a Chinese Kung Fu hero that is allied with you and Christ. I have won the tournament of Mortal Combat many times. I will use all the kung fu I learned from the Hethen Thundergod Raiden in your crusade against them. I will rip the beating hearts out of their chest, decapitate our enemies, sever the spine from the body, launch a harpoon into them in the name of Christ. Together we will send them to meet Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn in hell.
–The Right Wing of Mortal Combat
Liu Kang
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12:51 am
personally, I’m terrified of white peoples…
Every time I see one walking down the street I soil my pants!
Sometimes I think they are immune to my terror babies…
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3:02 pm
People like you are whats wrong with America
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3:08 pm
This guy is crazy. Maybe he got beaten up by chinese
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3:08 pm
I too am extremely terrified of the Chinese and their burgeoning threat upon the Western world. However I often have difficulty identifying them from other Orients. Do Chinese have the squinty eyes that go up toward their ears, or is that the Japaneses? Lately I even find myself confusing them for the lazy yet peaceful Latino Americans (Mexicans) who are more and more frequently displacing their Asiatic counterparts at sushi bars and Japanese steakhouses.
I don’t consider myself a racist. However, this fear (nay, terror!) is slowly but surely alienating me from all brown peoples irregardless of nationality.
Any advice you can give pertaining to proper identification of the Asian subspecies would be greatly appreciated.
Note: This DOES NOT apply to African Americans. As I said previously, I’m not a racist.
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3:08 pm
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
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3:19 pm
The orientals are extremely primitave and are all bound for an eternal jounrney to hell. We americans should be the moral leaders of the world.
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3:43 pm
Is this what Jesus died for over 2000 years ago? For satire and the humor of liberal Jews? Woe unto those who find this truth to be satire? All Chinese people are evil slant-eyed sneaky little nips that need to be eradicated. They give us decent White Americans cheap cars, particle board, and electronics. I still own a Zenith and listen to records produced by RCA. (When entertainment was White, Christian and American) Ya’ll seem to forget that movie “Red Dawn” when the Red Russian Commies teamed up with the Cuban Commies and invaded America. That was a truth that needed to be said. The Chinese are the next group of Commies to invade and try conquer us White Americans. They all know Karate and will give us a beating, but it will take Conservative Christian Americans to save the day and bail out the ill-informed liberals that don’t know God’s message. We fudged a little by putting socialistic NoBama in office, which will enable the Chinese to invade us, but we can reconcile that in 4 years.
Remember, Rush is Right.
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9:17 pm
if you dont like the cars the asians make then lets see you try to make a better one whitey
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1:03 am
1)I find it hilarious that your first line is talking about why jesus died when, his main teaching is to love your fellow man…
2) You are no better than a nazi because of your statement about eradicating all chinese people
3) you are ignorant and give all americans a bad rap and it is because of people like you the rest of the world doesn´t take us seriously.
4) the movie red dawn, although a good movie, is a work of fiction
5) a have had a Lexus, toyota´s luxury brand, for 11 years and it is still in great condition
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4:02 pm
Chinese Girls are not born evil, that is just ABSURD! But they do have side-ways vaginas.
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4:08 pm
1) You are slandering an entire race of people, you are racist.
2) You are slandering other religious and non-religious beleifs, you are in effect the same as a nazi.
3) Why would china invade america? makes no sense, i am from outside of america and can see from another perspective that there is no reason, your economy has issues, most of the stuff in your country of technological value was made in China, you are a primary consumer of the chinese economy.
4) You watch to many movies (See propaganda).
5) What you have is called a “Phobia”, which can be simply described as “Stupid fear”
6) People are laughing at you, see Digg and Failblog.com.
7) Americans are split into 2 groups, Biased arrogant assholes, who beleive all other people apart from their own sect has no moral’s, and people who look at the them and think “What an idiot”, the latter is more common.
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9:59 pm
Wow. That is a lot of ‘FAIL’s.
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4:49 pm
No. You’re not a racist. You’re just a xenophobe.
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4:54 pm
chinese people freak me out too… but like 95% of what you said is complete bullshit. For one, it was the japanese that took hitler’s side in world war 2. China was taken over by Japan and devastated. Hong Kong was also not taken over by china…. There was a long established agreement between England and China that it would be given back to them after a certain amount of time. Maybe you should google “opium wars” too. You also realize that they’ve already had the nuclear bomb for a while now right?
Did you fail high school history or something? You’re pretty fucking ignorant.
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4:56 pm
*cough*
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LMFAO why can’t more people spread the gospels of rick astley and save the world with his smooth poppy sound
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4:57 pm
I’m pretty sure this is satire. If so, then bravo. It’s good stuff. If by some slim chance this is serious, then please publish which state you live in so I can avoid it at all costs.
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Amber, right?
Congratulations on being a complete idiot. I have no words for you because anything I say will not be understood.
This kind of stuff belongs on failblog.
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http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/picard-facepalm.jpg
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12:45 pm
Do you not read. Hitler and the Chinese worked together far before the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor.
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Want my number?
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This is why half the world hates America AND Christians.
Go die in a fire, motherfuckers.
You warp people’s mind like as if it were play dough.
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5:17 pm
This is just silly.
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5:57 pm
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It’s depressing and it’s senseless, and that’s why…
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re always friendly, and they’re ready to please.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You’d better learn to like them; that’s what I say.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they’re cute and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please.
I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they’ve done to impress.
There’s Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re wise and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please.
All together.
[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees…
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11:24 pm
hehe you guys should make a song out of that.
BTW: This article was completely racist, though i did get a few laughs out of it (even though I am infact Chinese). Reading comments was even better. (nice one Spam, good Star Trek pics!)
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I can’t tell if this is serious or not…
Sixty years go WWII had already been over for a few years and Adolf Hitler was already dead. “These Asian people” were not “joined up with Adolf Hitler” to destroy anyone. If anything Japan was closer to Hitler than China, because as any middle school student will tell you, it was Japan that was part of the Axis, not China. This isn’t to point fingers, because Japan, a country completely different from China, was facing numerous economical difficulties due to their limited natural resources.
If believing that Chinese babies are “innately filled with hate,” is not racist, I don’t know what is.
Ok, I just read the part that accuses China for the Pearl Harbor bombing and realized this is not worth the next hour I was going to put into correcting this article.
Read a history book. Learn that Asia isn’t a country. Or put this up in Mad Magazine. It is a pretty silly article.
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6:04 pm
Are you serious? This is possibly the most ignorant, misinformed, small minded article I have ever read. First of, please be aware of at LEAST the most basic facts of American history: We, not Hitler, allied ourselves with the Chinese in the Second World, and we, not any other nation in the world’s history, have used nuclear weapons and killed thousands.
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6:09 pm
Ha ha, you got your Asian people mixed up
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6:12 pm
No more Panda Express, Walmart brand clothes, and computer chips you used to type this post for you!
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6:49 pm
What?
This just sucks dicks. That is all that can be said.
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6:55 pm
Enough of your bias and ignorance. It’s because of the misinformed like you that I decided to vote democrat the last election.
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6:57 pm
You need to learn your history. And general knowledge of cultures. And never go on the internet again. And don’t have kids.
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6:59 pm
Is this serious? I applaud your skill as a writer, but this is this biggest load of crap I have ever read.
All I would like to say, other than you might want to talk to a therapist, is that I am a democrat, I believe in God and love Him wholeheartedly, and I DO NOT support abortion.
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7:05 pm
Amen Comrade
^_^ lol
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7:50 pm
GOOOOOD GOD!!!
Are you insane? This is the most backwards, uneducated, racist, generalist, idiotic thing I have ever read.
Don’t you dare call yourself a christian because you are not!
Jesus came to the earth to love EVERYONE.
Thats it. No prerequisites. No limitations.
He loves everyone.
A christian is someone who is ‘like Christ’. You are the dire opposite of Christ in every way.
I am a christian because I love everyone! Even my enemies! Because love is the most powerful force on earth.
You should try it sometime.
And please, never, ever publish any form of written communication, ever again.
You have earned the title of WTFPWNED FAILURE!!
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7:51 pm
I don’t know what’s funnier, the article or all the gullible people who think this is real. It’s a joke, geniuses.
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7:53 pm
God bless America!…Only in the U.S.A., people are free to say whatever they want, with or without a sound mind….!!!
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8:07 pm
haha, seriously, have you EVER heard of satire?
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8:08 pm
Oh my god…Is this guy serious?
This can only be described in one way:
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I find it quite ironic that people seem to tell people things like “your stupid”. It’s “you’re”, as in “you are”. It’s a contraction. Go back to second grade and learn you a book.
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8:12 pm
she sucks huge black cocks
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8:12 pm
Thank you, Baruch_S. The rest of you people, please pay attention to what you are reading before you start communicating your outrage.
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8:16 pm
I fail to see how being an atheist means you’ll build WMD to destroy the world. Its odd, that USA is a country that embraces Christianity, yet we still have much more WMDs than countries like China.
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8:23 pm
This is unfounded and extremely biased. What a bunch of propagandist bullshit.
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8:47 pm
LMAO I am so hoping that this is a joke, but if it’s not I just want to say the author must be some special junkie/redneck SOB.
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8:52 pm
You know, if you’re saying all this bullshit about Chinese people, how can you not be racist? Furthermore, dont blame us about something that happened a long time ago. You’re not so great yourself.
Gawd doesn’t like you very much.
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1. This article is biased. VERY biased.
2. “Chinese people brazenly sacrifice their young women in pagan ceremonies.” Well, hypocritical much? Don’t Christians favor men as well? Eve –> Bringer of all evil in the world? Even today, here in America, studies show that being a woman affects how much salary you get and I think that that is completely unfair.
3. “Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.” Key word: REconquer. Here’s how the story goes: China was all secluded-like and stuff. British people came in their little ships and took Hong Kong. Then, China and Great Britain agreed to sign a document that gives Hong Kong back to China. The End.
4. “Indeed, these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process.” That’s just stupid. I don’t have any intention of killing you or your family. I don’t even know you. And although my parents do want to buy a new house, they are not going to steal land from the West. Again, that’s just stupid.
5. “They are even responsible for the recent housing market crunch and faltering US economy.” …HOW?!
7. “Liberals want nothing more than to see a small population of American overran by billions of Asians. This is why they support abortion.” That’s not true. I support abortion because if the girl was raped, you can’t blame her for not wanting the baby.
8. “Historically, Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American.” If you’re going to say things like that, please give evidence. Then, I might believe you.
9. “…the Chinese are atheistic wonders.” Not true. Chinese people believe in Buddhism, Confucianism, a lot religions. Yes, even Christianity. I’ve seen churches filled with Chinese people. In fact, a lot of my friends are Chinese and believe in God at the same time.
10. “…even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well.” Chinese babies are just like any other. What evidence do you have that they DO hate you?
I think that’s all the main objections I have with this article, but I’m sure that if I read it again later, I’ll find more.
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5:22 pm
Niggress, you been TROLLED.
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8:55 pm
I’m sure it’s already been said, but China was allied WITH US in WWII. As in, they were AGAINST. THE. NAZIS. Get it?
Of course, if this turns out to be satire, WIN!
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You are one misled, misinformed and deluded individual. I truly feel sorry for the sick state of your warp mind. Whoever is responsible for making you the character that you are have done humanity a great wrong. Hope one day you find the courage to truly seek knowledge instead of propaganda and develop some critical thinking skill so that you have a chance to see the world for what it truly is. You are a sad sad individual.
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9:03 pm
Right now I am currently sabotaging your internets!
(If you actually BELIEVE this, then you FAIL! It’s Japan you idiot, get your facts straight)
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9:11 pm
Me go pee pee in your coke!
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9:22 pm
I think this has gotten famous due to FAILBLOG…
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9:55 pm
At first, I thought this was merely some well written satire. Then halfway through I realized the sad, sad truth.
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4:15 pm
i want to fuck your face and cum inside that big mouth of yours, stud muffin. i wanna feel your crucifixion inside my tight little ass
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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9:57 pm
Actually, the more I read it the more I am convinced this is satire and that no one could possibly be that stupid. But I could be wrong.
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10:01 pm
Wow, Amber..you are so right! All you said was true…so true…but you missed one concrete fact, that is those Chinese Commies are actually recruiting party members on Mars now…they have been doing it since June 24th, 1856….2 pm that day to be exact!…there are millions of Martian commies ready to invade the earth, especially the US, at a moment’s notice….it’s a fact!…I know this is a concrete fact cuz I just talked to Senator McCarthy, President Ronald Reagan and John Paul II. They are not dead, like the commies want us to believe, they are still alive!….I know it sounds crazy…but i am not crazy!….All three of them are sitting next to me right now as I am typing!!!!……..and President Obama is a Chinese tooooooo…..!!!!
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I am okay….I am okay now….I know I should listen to my doctor and take my medication everyday……..it’s safe now….I think I can think straight now…
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10:08 pm
wow you need to re-read your history book dude! Hong Kong was originally a part of China, and it was the Britain who gave Hong Kong back to China. China did NOT steal the land, come on.. geez…
now i know that AMAZINGLY STUPID people do exist.. I’m impressed..
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10:13 pm
wow this is extremely sad… Who the in their right mind would right about this stuff… its crazy.. THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER TO WRITE ABOUT!!! and your information is way off ive been to china myself a few times and its nothing like you described it. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
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10:14 pm
You claim not to be racist, all while obviously hating Chinese people, as well as hating atheists, claiming that they have no morals? Die in a fire, you stupid cunt.
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10:19 pm
Failtastic!
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10:23 pm
I don’t have anything to say except the fail trolls did this article justice.
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11:08 pm
That’s the sound of this article flying over all your heads.
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11:19 pm
98% of commenters fail.
if you can’t read this article and detect the satire, then you are laughable at best. if you do happen to have the presence of mind to read the other “articles” on this site and still don’t see the satire, then you are far worse than anyone this website purports to be.
and no, purports are not like dolphins.
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11:50 pm
And this is actually racist.
And yes, this is why lots of people hate America. Including me. And I’m American. I’m also Asian, and that holds a lot more sway over me than America.
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12:57 pm
Please sign up right away for the most important signup sheet of your year.
http://www.signappnow.com/sheet/TxyfgeK4
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11:58 pm
You, my friend, are a stupid fucking bitch. You white fucking bastard. Go suck a big hairy cock. preferably a chinese one. way to post a hate filled blog about chinese people on a fucking christian site. am i supposed to believe that this is how a christian is supposed to act. this is why atheists hate you. you dumb bitch. i hope your next plane has 2 chinese suicide bombers and they anally rape you with the bomb. then they will rub their tiny asian penises all over your face. and jizz in your eye. which will burn. burn with the fires of a thousand evils. you know who else hates chinese people? The devil. you dont want to be like the devil do you? silly skank ho. go have sexual intercourse with your brother, and continue your inbred family line you cock muncher. if i am to believe you are a christian, then obviously it sounds like atheists are much nicer people, you racist bigot faggot cunt licking douche bag. enjoy your life of hatred. i love you.
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12:03 am
What the heck? Bombs of freedom? By that, do you mean bombs that freed millions of innocent lives from this earth? I have to say this site makes me ashamed to be religious.
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12:09 am
jesus hates you amber. yes you.
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12:11 am
The sad thing about the Internet is, no matter how extreme you try to write your satire, someone SOMEWHERE is going to be reading and nodding along because they truly, deeply believe that shit. And a fuckload of people are going to believe that YOU believe that shit too, because SOMEONE OUT THERE MIGHT.
I mean, Jonathan Swift was totally about eating Irish babies, right?
And The Onion could predict the consequences of Bush’s election (and reelection) nearly a decade in advance, right? OH SNAP
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784
Yeah, the world is a sad place for satire these days.
That said, I laughed my ass off at this article. Hilarious shit.
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12:14 am
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Did you guys read the whole thing?
It’s satire.
//Right now, YOU CAN NOT. Bill Clinton was caught giving our nuclear secrets to China and President Obama has let them buy up all of our national debt. Not until you write your Congressman and demand McCarthyism once again be our national standard, the menage of Chila will continue to grow.
Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor! Call your politicians today and demand a return of McCarthy, all for you and and the bring joy to your kid’s future.//
Look at the image of the author at the end of the article above the comments.
It’s an Asian woman.
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12:15 am
So sad
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12:16 am
“America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
I couldn’t help but burst out laughing when I read that line. If you’re not joking, which I find hard to believe, you should sterilize yourself immidietely for the good of the world.
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Holy shit Jared, this whole fucking site is blatant satire.
Chill the fuck out.
She’s not racist, she’s kidding.
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mad disrespectful jaredd. all i gotta sayy .
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If you are terrified of the Chinese, you should know that they are not scared of you. But you will not be awarded passage to heaven. Rather, your hell is to be reincarnated as a brick in the Forbidden City.
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i hear that!!!! its times like this that make me sick of the whole “free speach” thing……. stone her, hang her, throw her in the brig!!!!!! (just dont play with matches)
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1:00 am
OMGOODNESS you got to be kidding me. Make sure you evolved completely to a homosapien before learning how to use the internet. Grow a brain and learn your American histories. God needs to start blessing America by allowing people like you to start growing a brain… cant believe you published this.. EPIC FAIL! Damn…. because of you im ashamed of being an American….. Please.. for the sake of America, make sure you get a brain first before posting another post!
DISCLAIMER: not all American are as brainless as she is!
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1:09 am
… could anyone possibly take this seriously?? Granted it’s not in very good taste, but holy fuck that was some funny shit right there.
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1:12 am
Take it back! Or else I’ll eat your cat!
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1:12 am
i’m going to add this to failblog. seriously. you are that much of a failure, in my eyes, and disgrace the simple notion of morality, humanity, and all forms of excellence. This article defines the antithesis of good to me. If there is a hell, and a god to go with it, i sincerely believe you’ll find yourself there.
Enjoy.
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1:16 am
Good troll is good.
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1:30 am
I was convinced this was satire until I realized it was posted on christwire.org which means that, yes, this Amber chick might actually believe in this garbage. Because neo conservative American Christianity says that if you join the club, you’re automatically right about everything.
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8:22 am
That’s not a picture of Jesus – it’s Sarah Jessica Parker with a beard.
100% Fact.
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2:17 am
hah hah dumb bitch.
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p.s. LOLZ loved the part about the Chinese. Dey sucks 4 sure!!!1
Are there plans for a book?
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racist racistly useless, thats whot u r
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2:45 am
I am a christian and a conservative. I have served my nation in its conflicts three times this decade in the Marine Corps. While you are right that we should be aware of the Chinese threat, you are wrong for many a reason.
First off, the Asian people did not join Hitler. Just Japan, and that is because WE (U.S.A.) brushed off the Japanese people. In all reality, if our foreign policy wasn’t so isolationist prior to December 7, 1941 Japan probably would not have attacked us. Let me reiterate. Only a small segment of the Asian people, limited only to Japan, allied themselves with Nazi Germany.
Second, seriously that is a bold statement to say that we were the nation holding the moral standard back in 1941. While I do not disagree with you, I cannot agree. It is an ethnocentric comment.
Third, China did not steal back Hong Kong. Great Britain leased Hong Kong from the Chinese. The lease had expired and Hong Kong returned to the People’s Republic. Nothing shady to it. This is much like the U.S. turning over the Panama Canal to Panama after our lease expired.
Fourth, the killing of infant females is a cultural thing. Not a pagan ritual. It is because in Chinese culture the son or sons take care of it matriarchs and/or patriarchs at age of what I guess could be deemed retirement. This is why having sons is so important in Chinese culture. I do not agree with the policy, but at least I understand why they do it.
While we are on the subject…. Buddhism, Hinduism and the various other philosophical belief systems and religions of Asia are not pagan. Pagan is pagan. Using that word in this essay, and in this context is erroneous.
Fifth, the Chinese are doing nothing that the American’s have not or are not currently doing. Economically the Chinese are whooping our ass, sure because we do allow it (that is the only part I agree with you on). Of course we would do the exact same thing if the tables were turned.
Militarily they do not stand a chance. Sure their Air Force is vastly larger than ours, but they have 5 pilots for every 1 plane (and they have less planes than we do). They cannot afford jet fuel so they train with model planes (not the kind you fly, but the kind you display on a desk) on Chinese Air Force runways. Their Navy is a god damn disgrace and they do not have the logistical support to make it from China to the U.S. As a matter of fact it is logistics that keeps the Chinese Army in the homeland. That is why they very rarely venture outside their own borders in mass. Tibet being the only exception. Which basically means their is no conventional Chinese military threat to the U.S. Which leaves its strategic rocket forces who still cannot accurately place a ICBM on a target. Trust me, on this military subject I am very well educated on these things, more so than most people, even in the military.
Seventh, you are a propagandist, and not an intellectual. If you want to propagandize something you should know that you cannot let the people respond like I am now by leaving comments tearing apart your propaganda. Take a hint from Joseph Goebbels since you are so fond of WWII history. Oh and in case you are wondering, if you were to edit, delete or turn off commenting that would completely devalue and invalidate your blog post. Therefore you are in a lose-lose situation, so you might as well as not write it. Unless you want to exercise your freedom to speech and sound like a dunce.
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3:46 am
I’m sure a quite a few responders have already brought up this point, but as a historian, I felt I might as well reiterate:
Both Chang Kai-Shek’s Nationaist and Mao Zedong’s Communist China fought ALONGSIDE the Allies (specifically America, Australia, Britain/Burma/India) during World War Two. As a matter of fact, downed American airmen in China such as those returning from the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo in 1942 received hero’s welcomes, and at least two were personally thanked by Mao Zedong himself. Before the US even entered major operations in the Pacific, volunteer airmen under the command of then Brig. Gen. Claire Chennault valiantly took to the skies as “the Flying Tigers” to protect the Chinese from the Japanese Imperial Army even without supplies or fully functional aircraft.
Also, I wonder which “most mornal nation on earth” Hitler and ‘The Asians’ set out to destroy. Was it the Philippines? Poland? Cambodia? Czechoslovakia? Vietnam? Sweden? Laos? Belgium? Thailand? France?
As for “pagan Chinese sacrifices”, that at least drew a snicker so I thank the blogger for a hint of amusement amidst the heinousness. To those who would consider the Chinese a sea of pagan sinners, be reminded that there are 100 million Christians in China (cbn.com study, 2007), which his pretty darn close to the approximated 170 million American Christians. Now of course the savvy blogger would point out that there are almost 1.5 billion people in Chine vs our 300 million, but this blogger seems to be into revisionist history enough that I can probably slip my numbers right into the mix without question. Seriously, Wikipedia is there for a reason. Do some research before you rant.
On a personal note, it’s most ironic that the above blogger is posting such a noteably uneducated message using a computer almost certainly designed in Beijing and uploading it to the internet probably with the help of Taiwanese CAT-5 cable and a Foxconn router also made in China. The white laces they put in their fascist boots are crafted by the very people they wish to kick.
There are many very intelligent conservatives and many good Christians out there. It’s a shame that these days, you really only seem to hear from the *amazingly retarded* ones. This is our burden, the burden of free speech. Luckily, as Americans, we are also free to rebuff such uneducated slander.
I was driving to work in my friend’s Hyundai. An old man stopped beside us at the light, spat on the door of his car and said, “buy AMERICAN you goddamn commies”. Upon inspecting the doorjam of his Sonata, we noticed that it was built and assembled in Alabama. The old man drove off in his Dodge Ram 1500, proudly built IN MEXICO. NOTHING is what it seems anymore, keep your minds open people.
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5:10 am
As a conservative historian and newsman, I can feel it in my guts that you are so very wrong. Your ‘historical facts’ are perverted by the shroud of anti-Americanism that plagues liberal history books, and now your heads as well. Your head is infected with liberalism.
The enteric nervous system, your guts, is a powerful thing, Barjack. That goes for Mr. Military Dan up above as well…and all the other errant community contributors on the prior comment pages to this sage wisdom from Amber. Your guts are like a second brain. Did you know you have more nerves in your guts than your head?
The facts of the matter here are something you can only properly feel down in your guts, my friends. And my guts tell me that you’re a liberal and these are blatant lies.
Now I’m sure an uppity Dr. Internal Medicine, MD, or Dr. Neurosurgeon will be along soon as well, trying to claim that their years of study have shown them the guts most certainly do not supersede the brain in thinking and Sister Amber is of misguided mind, and I’m here to tell you today that they are wrong too.
They are not thinking from their guts and their pagan hearts are not attuned to that of morality. Academic liberals will always try to trick you with their perverse facts, good friends, and if you find yourself in their boats just remember this. No matter the subject, you know better than them.
The true knowledge of conservatism…it’s down in your guts.
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1:17 am
Haha. You work for Fox News, don’t you?
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5:12 am
Just for your information. China is not Japan. Your article brings up Chinese specifically, and how to be vary of the Chinese population. However, the following insinuates you’re targeting all Asians: “Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler”.
Either that or you were not educated well enough to know that Japan teamed up with Germany during World War II. Not China. In fact, Japan fought China during that very same war.
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8:09 am
This bitch is such a moron
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9:28 am
♪ Never gonna give you up ♪
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9:28 am
♪ Never gonna let you down ♪
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9:28 am
♪ Never gonna run around and desert you ♪
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9:29 am
♪ Never gonna make you cry ♪
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9:29 am
♪ Never gonna say goodbye ♪
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9:29 am
♪ Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ♪
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9:35 am
Amber and Jack Gould, you two bible thumping morons do not even know what the truth in your own “good book” says. Furthermore, pull you nose out of what you can’t understand and read a history book. Jack you are worse then Amber, how can you deny history? Your “good book” is history, which you follow blindly, yet it is barely based on facts. I am following my gut and it says that this post is full of extremely hateful lies posted by a radical conservative, jesus freak.
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9:38 am
~President Obama has let them buy up all of our national debt.
You dumb bitch Obama has only been in office for two weeks, you want to place blame on somebody look towards Bush!
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10:03 am
omg i did not think the i am extremely scared of asians would really appear on google i though it was a joke failblog.org made omg this is funny the only time i was ever scared of asians was when i was like 5 watching those kung fu movies and then i was only scared of villians killing jackie chan
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10:10 am
WTF?! u crazy lady. srsly. i mean like. wow. no words can describe your senseless look at an entire group of people. you are doing exactly what hitler did, cept with chinese people. hitler thought the jews were all plotting to take over the world. sound familiar? yea. it should. hail satan
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10:34 am
I like boys
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11:58 am
You do realize, amber, that the church in China is one of the fastest growing in the world?????
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11:58 am
Wow, way to spell Adolf wrong and confuse the Chinese with the Japanese.
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12:00 pm
As a Chinese person, I am offended. I have no desire to kill you and your family dead. I only want to kill you and your family -mildly inconvenienced-.
My are-you-serious gauge tipped way into satire especially during the part that says every Chinese baby is filled with hate in its tiny little heart as soon as it develops those cells. I giggled hard.
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12:41 pm
I love how this website is so insanely popular and it just shows how many retard christians there are out there who eat this type of stuff up. i saw this on failblog and wish we only had half the interest these xtians show…
oh, christwire, do you have a business address? I would love to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a dark demented little website. (which im sure is not nearly as dark or demented as the mind of the people who actually run this website) What I mean is, I would love to EXPLODE your current location, and rape your women. They are of no worth to this society.
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1:09 pm
LMAO@AMBER
EPIC FAIL
“menage of Chila”
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1:58 pm
I LOLED SO HARD AMBER SO HARD
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1:06 am
Firstly.. you can’t be this good at writing and yet be ignorant enough to produce such content. And secondly, if you are to write an article for controversy, try not to offend a majority of the world.. if someone get’s a hold of your information, you nor your immediate family have long to live. Trust me on that one ;]
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2:06 pm
IGNORANT DUMB BITCH
Go read a book…. oh shit your probably too stupid
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2:08 pm
Only religious ignorant fools make these general assumptions, without failing to pick up a newspaper, because only god is right LMAO…
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2:12 pm
Why would the Chinese want to destroy us? We buy their products at inflated prices. If they took us over, their products would be sold at a cheaper price, and therefor not net much profit.
And the bit about Liberals supporting abortion to allow them to take us over? Don’t we abort Asian babies too in this country?
And we didn’t bomb China during WWII
But what do I know. I’m an ex-Methodist, now a Diest, who probably has more education than you, because I learned how to think outside the church.
With radical beliefs like this, I think it’s time those dam, dirty liberals revoked your non-profit status. Let’s see how much you hate them then.
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2:23 pm
Oh Father in Heaven… please let this just be horrible, horrible satire…
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1:20 am
Much agreed.
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2:31 pm
Hey, I’m Chinese. You should be afraid, VERY VERY afraid…bitch.
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2:33 pm
Amber:
Are you taking the medication I prescribed to you daily still…you know it’s very important to follow this direction…do you see stars around you still?…let’s book you a new appointment…
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2:50 pm
Asians = AMAZING!….and they’re good at ping pong bitch
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2:53 pm
i cant find my post anymore XD but omfg theses responses are funny i mean my god me and my friends at high school though the google search thing was just a joke on failblog till i looked it up and omg this is a good one i have got to join this site to find more good stuff
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3:00 pm
that’s why im an atheist
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3:04 pm
AMBER IS A WHORE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL COME SUCK MY DICK U FAT BITCH!!!!!!
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3:11 pm
You ARE a racist.
Though China may have allied with Nazi Germany, China did not bomb Pearl Harbor. That was the Japanese.
And I find it laughable that you refer to the US as “the most moral nation on earth.”
I am extremely terrified of small-minded, RACIST Christians like yourself. You give Christianity a bad name.
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3:18 pm
I suggest you get your facts straight, little girl. It was not China that aided Germany, it was Japan. They were the ones who genetically mutated American POW soldiers in horrendous experiments. And who the fuck are you to say that Chinese people have no morals? How the hell would you know? For you information, China actually HELPED the Allies in the war, they did not side Germany. Go back to history class and actually pay attention, you nut job.
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3:20 pm
You seem not to have realized that China FOUGHT AGAINST HITLER in WWII. furthermore, Pearl Harbor was a JAPANESE action (Japan was imperial at the time, not communist). There are more holes in this article than Dick Cheney’s hunting buddies. I would suggest you grab the nearest rough/hard object, grasp it firmly in one hand, and GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!
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4:01 pm
People, as funny as it is to read your super angry responses, don’t you get that this article is satire. It’s not serious. It is succeeding at goofing on you readers as much as it goofs on ultra right wing zealots. Haven’t any of you ever seen the Colbert Report or experienced sarcasm in your life. Get a clue before you spend so much time working on your emotionally charged rebuttals. Nevermind, the rebuttals are just as entertaining as the article itself, so get nice and worked up and have at it.
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4:04 pm
This is the most inaccurate and badly researched article I have ever read.
I think the line between Japan and China blurred a few times in this article…there are references to Pearl Harbor, but, um, that was the Japanese not the Chinese.
Senator McCarthy spent the last few months of his life in straightjacket. “Noble?” He was a violent alcoholic crackpot.
“Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.”
The key words here are “steal it back.” You bury yourself.
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4:16 pm
Obvious sarcasm is obvious. Dumbasses.
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4:30 pm
Wow. The blatant stupidity and idiocy in this article makes me lose faith in the human race. …Well, not really. But whatever. I haven’t read something this retarded in a long time and it really made me laugh.
I’m Chinese. *gasp!!!*
Well, guess what? I’m sending my army of amazing cheese ninjas and panda army at you. They will grow so much bamboo in your backyard and house that you’ll never see the sky again. Have fun and enjoy life, my friend.
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5:27 pm
wow amber u so smart.. no more lo mein or general tsao for you
i’m suplised you can write a mini essay on the chinese
but u truly are an idiot… need an mri on ur brain or something
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5:36 pm
Wow. Seriously. Wow.
I accidently found this website. This IS a joke, right? You’re kidding me. You’ve got to be pulling my leg. Really? REALLY? Someone please tell me this is a joke. This HAS to be a joke. Someone? Anyone? You;ve got to be joking. YOU HAVE TO BE. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? I’m not sure which is funnier, if this is a joke and everyone fell for it, or if it’s not a joke at all. I really, really have to know whether this is fo realz. Seriously. I won’t be able to end my little chucklefest until I know. I’m seriously crying from laughing so hard.
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5:54 pm
you are a racist, girl! don’t be shy to admit who you really are. you’d better read some history books and get your facts straight before you speak up in a public website, you are embarrassing yourself. geez, unbelievable. Oh, btw did I mention you are a racist?
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6:02 pm
I salute your incendiary article’s ability to make such bold statements without any basis in fact. The Asian peoples hooked up with Hitler – ROFL. Yeah, the Philippines really got it on with Hitler. It’s funny – most Asians aren’t christian. I know two people I can name off of my head right now who are:
1. You
2. Adolph Hitler
That is so sweet that you intimately know the mind of well over a billion people. Isn’t claiming to have that kind of clairvoyance kind of, well, heresy?
“From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well. It’s a part of their cultural heritage to hate the good Eest.”
I’m sorry – I missed the medical journal report that discovered this. Or was this knowledge gained via your black magic satanic powers?
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1:28 am
I agree with this comment.
(Even though this article is a satire. Please, please let it be satire.)
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6:10 pm
Dear Amber,
I really want to give you a ticket to fly around the world and pay for all your expenses and to see what Hong Kong and China has to offer
Tk
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6:21 pm
fuck you you narrow minded racist biggot! why dont you take your fuckng holy christ dildo out of your ass and respect other peoples cultures you dick! and have even ever tasted fried rice?!?!?!?!??! IT’S FUCKIN’ DELICIOUS!!!?!?!?!!1
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2:19 am
No… this guy is not a true Christian… It really is sad… True Christians are accepting and people like this neanderthal is why we have such a bum-wrap… Damn this is just pathetic and sad… PLEASE LET THIS HAVE MEANT TO BE SATIRICAL!!! PLEASE!!!
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6:23 pm
WHITE POWER!!!!!!!
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6:23 pm
Let us hope so.
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11:44 pm
Matthew 7:1-2 Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
I came across a link to this posting on my facebook feed and have spent the better part of an hour perusing this website, which claims to be Christian-based and conservative. I would expect conservative Christians to follow the teachings of Christ strictly and with goodness. Regardless o your political views or personal opinions, Amber, until you have traveled to China and interacted with at least some of the people who live there, I would suggest withholding your judgement of the ENTIRE race. Through personal experience we gain wisdom and through wisdom, understanding. Christ teaches compassion and understanding, and you would be wise to seek just that before forming theories about the intentions and lifestyles of whole nations of people. Maybe you would be interested in volunteering your time with a missionary organization developed to bring Christianity to the peoples of rural Asia, teaching salvation through Jesus Christ, rather than spending said time blogging intolerance and unfounded fear.
I urge you to pray for guidance to overcome your fears and ask God to help you bring more goodness into the world instead of instigating more hatred.
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6:32 pm
this website is an elaborate satire
looks like the reaction its caused proves its success
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6:49 pm
I love conservative Christians. They’re so cute, pretending to know stuff.
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7:07 pm
amber. . .
China has one of the oldest civilization known to Man. Thus we evolved into the perfect breeding race to strive and conquer your pathetic world. Watch out!
China can easily bail out the US from debt with the excess funds they have
Actually..family is extremely important to Asians esp the Chinese…more than your trailer trash existence can comprehend. Thus we like LARGE families..plus in the countryside of China. .we need alot of helping hands to work in the fields. If you were born in China. .you’d be killed cuz you’re a girl..girls were useless as they could not do the farm work..and boys needed to carry on the family name.
The entire world, would be a total shithole without China.The Chinese created paper, gun powder, printing (wood block & moveable type), the compass, the calendar, umbrellas, forks (which actually came before chopsticks) , kites, pottery.. .list goes on and on. . .
The Chinese are GODS. . be afraid, be very afraid. We will fuck you Amber…and fuck you very hard until you bleed from every lil filthy orifice on your body.
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10:05 pm
“amber. . .
China has one of the oldest civilization known to Man. Thus we evolved into the perfect breeding race to strive and conquer your pathetic world. Watch out!”
Except they just inbred constantly to be weak and short, never striving outside of China to conquer anything, but instead hiding behind large walls for thousands of years.
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China can easily bail out the US from debt with the excess funds they have
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Oh really? Then why don’t they? After all, their economy is totally dependent upon the west buying their cheap trash, and the only reason why they have the money in the first place is because we gave it to them.
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The entire world, would be a total shithole without China.The Chinese created paper, gun powder, printing (wood block & moveable type), the compass, the calendar, umbrellas, forks (which actually came before chopsticks) , kites, pottery.. .list goes on and on. . .”
Is that the best you can do? China still is a shithole. I oughta know, I live there. Who used the gun powder to shoot people? white people. who used the compass to find America and populate it? white people. Plus, printing is not a chinese invention, but is more to be attributed to the Mongolians who owned China (and many other places) at the time.
Now check this out: What did white people invent? The entire modern world.
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10:11 pm
Yeah! And AIDS! Fucking goddamn AIDS!
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7:10 pm
American people smell, Chinese people eat dogs and religious people are far worse.
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7:18 pm
I’m glad to see that there are some westerners out there who have a brain.
Since you seem to understand us so well, I will defend you against the ignorance masses and admit that you are correct. Not that it would make any difference, since you are powerless to stop us.
For centuries, what you know as “Asia” has actually been a society of people dedicated solely to the worship of the great Sun Wukong, who shall lead us in a purge of the Western world in order to reestablish the Middle Kingdom as the center of the universe. Our Pagan Chinese voodoo, perfected over thousands of years, has empowered us with magnificent and terrible abilities.
You got a taste of it during the Olympic Opening Ceremony. Each of those Chinese drones beating drums under perfect synchronization are the result of secret genetic experimentation and virgin sacrifices. In addition, we can fly.
I would suggest you not anger us any longer, and submit willingly. The One Child Act was falsified decades ago in order to throw off your government census records. There are several billion of us in totality, most of us in secreted areas around the world, studying mathematics and science alone much they do in America.
Your god will bow down to the mighty Sun Wukong who shall ride through the sky on a golden cloud, cleaving your mountains with a swipe of his hand. Vast armies riding on flying dragons will rain won-ton noodles down on your people and fill your rivers with soy sauce.
Accept your fate!
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3:39 am
Randomly came across this post while searching google for “I’m scared of…. ” and this came up. Your reply cracked me up so much I peed a little in my pants.
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7:53 pm
Fail.
1. Learn the difference between China and Japan, please.
2. Take a history course at your local college.
3. Being a Christian is no excuse to hate like this
4. This is definitely rascist.
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6:03 am
Amber,
Tsk,tsk,tsk.
I read 5 lines of your work and then I felt like my I.Q. had been dropkicked into a toilet, I am not Asian, nor am I American, but I am ashamed to call myself a human after reading (part of) this. Yes, you are Racist, but if you had not compiled this into an article, then you would have saved yourself a lot of trouble as indicated by the comments. because I know you will probably not understand this, here is a summary: EPIC FAIL! However, not all of my feedback is bad. For everyone reading this, remember, the U.S. constitution gives everyone the right to freedom of speech, but, Amber, for the love of God or whatever ultimate force you believe in, Shut the hell up.
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7:54 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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7:57 pm
Amber, you look like you are Asian.
Don’t hate yourself. There’s help:
http://suicidehotlines.com/
If that doesn’t work, try this one:
http://www.rejectionhotline.com/
God speed.
(On a side note, do you think god speed is faster than light speed?)
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4:27 pm
Nah, she looks white, you can tell by a number of things. However, you would probably most notice the absence of the epicanthic folds (What some ignorant, uneducated people call “Slanty Eyes”). Oh yeah, and the absence of a brain.
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8:01 pm
I’m thinking this must be satire….
right?
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8:04 pm
http://sanity.typepad.com/sarcastic_secular_sanity_/2009/02/i-am-extremely-terrified-of-christians.html
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8:20 pm
You CLEARLY don’t know what you are talking about. The Chinese did NOT bomb Pearl Harbor, and they were one of the ALLIES during World War II. I can’t believe that you actually think that what you’re saying is right, you ignorant xenophobe! Besides, Christians are no better, just think of all those “Holy Wars”. Just because you don’t agree with how Asians do things, doesn’t mean they’re pagans. You are a bigot. And by the way, I am a Christian American, and I definitely do NOT agree with your opinion.
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8:23 pm
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA
epic fucking fail
thise bitch is hilarious
no fucking idea
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8:49 pm
FUCK YOU PEOPLE
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8:57 pm
AND FUCK YOU cd FUCKING FUCK
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9:05 pm
You’re a moron.
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9:19 pm
Japan had an alliance with Hitler, not China. If you wanna talk about shit, learn your fucking history.
The only thing I truly am scared of is of religious fanatic fuckers like you.
Get out of my internets!
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9:23 pm
Jesus never fucking existed, your church lie to you for money and power and you’re playing in their hands. Way to go faggot.
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9:26 pm
Wow. The fact that people come to this website, read the articles, and then take them seriously enough to get all worked up and start arguing in the comments actually scares me a little bit. It’s called SATIRE. It’s like the Onion. The about the author boxes make it pretty obvious too. Calm down, people.
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10:31 pm
Lol go get your facts straight
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10:31 pm
satire is supposed to be funny.
if you laughed at her article, you are FUCKING stupid as FUCKING SHIT.
fucking cunt. who ever thought that was a well written article should go inhale carbon monoxide. fucker.
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9:07 pm
im never a fan of bad words, but a thumb-up to ur respond, cuz’ only bad words came out of my mouth after i was half-way through this article(cuz’ im going to bed in 10min and i do not want this stupid article and ignorant+racist author to ever appear in my dream). Im not a christian but i know how to respect others WAY BETTER than this author who calls herself a christian who loves all men kinds(of course im not saying only christian respect,just giving an example becuz’ i ve read a verse from my cousin’s bible)
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10:38 pm
Seriously this is just nonsense, i can’t believe ppl like this live within the US.
I’m Chinese and do tell me where u live so i can send a fist in your face.
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7:28 pm
Hey, I am a Chinese American….and I think this is wrong….you are acting like Amber now!
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10:51 pm
If this is a satire, it was poorly produced.
Rule 24, Rule 14.
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4:00 pm
It obviously was not poorly done… have you read how many people took this literally, word for word. I mean you have to be absolutely unfamiliar with satire to not recognize its sarcasm immediately. I saw it with the freaking title before I read the article, holy shit. Does anyone actually still believe this? Sometimes I think the “rebuttles” people post on here are actually extended satirical responses. Anyways, very entertaining article and intended historical fallacies.
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11:07 pm
YOU’S TROLLIN’!
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11:10 pm
I don’t know, but this was really hard to take as a satire. But i really do hope it is, because then i would have to say wtf.
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11:12 pm
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4:30 pm
I am not Cristian, although i do think its ideologys are great, but i totally agree with you, WHAT HAS CHINA EVER DONE TO YOU??? IT GIVES MMOONNEEYY TO THE USA!!! ALOT!!! SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE CRITISIZING IT!!! actually its fun to be in china ( i know because im chinese) and it may say its communist but it is not really communist as more socialist. so next time you post a racest blog, think before you write. and remember there will always be people against these types of racist well, poo. because i refuse to swear in a cristian website or any other religious website.
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11:28 pm
BEWARE! I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
…if you’re really THAT ignorant =)
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6:48 am
ha ha!
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10:00 pm
wow its girl like that that I love asian
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11:41 pm
um…i don’t think that’s what i said
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12:00 am
Actually, Jesus did exist. There is a record of a Jesus of Nazareth being crucified by the Romans. Whether he performed miracles and was the son of God is up to a person’s faith, but the person known as Jesus of Nazareth did at one point live and was at one point crucified. If you don’t believe me, do some research and I’m sure you’ll be able to find out the facts.
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6:31 pm
Um….sorry wrong about that too. Jesus was actually a dog, Judas was his owner.
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11:55 pm
Okay, people, calm down. There is no way this person is serious about what she (I believe the author is a she) said. Someone that can write this well would not be so dumb as to know that China was not the ones to attack Pearl Harbor.
This article, if my assumption is right, is based on the thing from post secret which the author has as her picture to begin the article. Someone sent in the postcard saying they’re afraid of the Chinese, but not racist, and I get the feeling that the author took that and ran with it, trying to come up with some explanation for the person’s fear.
It is my opinion that no one should take this seriously. It is far to ridiculous and outrageous to be a true fear tactic. And even if this person did mean everything they said, you can sleep well at night knowing that this person will not actually impact the world outside of West Virginia.
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11:59 pm
The amounts of fail that are present here make baby Jesus cry.
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12:39 am
Amber, you’re a racist bigot, in every sense of the word. You deserve a thousand more picard face palms.
Its people like you who perpetuate racism in the modern world. GO READ A FUCKING BOOK and be knowledgeable about something before you post. God is dead, live for yourself. racist bitch.
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1:03 am
Lulz. I’m sorry so many people end up taking your blog seriously. I think it’s very witty and well-done.
Heh heh. The comparisons to Carthage made me smile even more. A very subtle joke, too – most history jokes are like that. I mean, you could talk about guillotines and the French Revolution and make jokes about “Robspierre eats cake”, but most people will just end up giving you a blank look.
Anyway, hilarious blog. Two thumbs-up!
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4:29 pm
holy shitcicles. if that was supposed to be funny, you should have posted it SOMEWHERE ELSE. you know, everyone hates you now. frankley, i cant blame them. honestly, you even spelt east wrong (its not eest, dumbass)anywho, if i were to continue, i think i might just commit suicide or something drastic like that. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO DIE IN A REALLY BIG HOLE. Its called hell, and i will meet you there for a nice cup of tea. your crazy christian friends can come too, free of charge. grrrrrrrr….
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1:28 am
the author of this is bat shit crazy. Are you f’ing serious? How do you think that way? Obama let the Chinese buy up all the debt? Try looking at the last president. You people make me sad. Everything is so black and white for you. You are driven by such hatred and exclusion. You give a bad name to Christianity and religion in general. Shame on you all for your hateful and completely irrational thinking. May you pay for your misdeeds, hatemongers.
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1:51 am
Amber. You’re fucking awesome. You have made me laugh so hard tonight. You’re a fail blog celebrity. you should go to DISNEYLAND!!
Adam Nelson is just trying to get laid…i’m pretty sure he’s going to…if he doesn’t rape you first.
And Pastor Ezekiel will be in hell with all Chinese people for touching little boys…
and ill be there to videotape Satan giving you a history lesson…and you being made to write “i will not use the lords name in vein” in Chinese blood.
bitch.
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Here here. This article has truths but we must move forward. China may be the sleeping Dragon but it time for a world culture reset. Brand USA is dying and people are sick of the US military parading “Democracy” around the globe like the US actually has democracy.
The American dream is a dream. Because you have to be asleep to believe it…..get what I’m saying?
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6:01 am
Barack O’bama is as Irish as they get.
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6:46 pm
FUCK YOU GK I LOVE THIS WEBSITE
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6:47 pm
FUCK YOU GK I LOVE THIS WEBSITE
FUCK THIS WEBSITE IT”S GAY
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1:55 am
troll spotted
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2:01 am
I hope, with all my heart, that this is satire.
My biggest problem with people of any religion is their obsessive need to be right and to eradicate the ‘wrong’– through murder and violence, or the more subtle injection of their own structure of beliefs and the quite stamping out of all that is old and all that the people are used to and believe. You have just as good a chance at being wrong as any other person on the face of this planet– might does not make right.
Now sit down and shut your damn mouth.
Racist bigoted fundie moron.
You’re fairly stupid. Which is sad– because ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever.
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2:03 am
You have GOT to be the dumbest bitch in existance. THE JAPS were allies with Hitler, not “asian” people. The JAPS invaded CHINA (RAPE OF NANJING?!?!?”)
you’re a waste of skin. not brains though, because you HAVE NONE.
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Oh the internet strikes again. ^_^
This is 99% likely to be a satire. But I still stand by my previous bit about ‘I’m right and you’re wrong’.
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2:56 am
you better prepare yourself~
because when that day comes and china takes over…
IGNORANT FUCKS LIKE YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO.
love, peace, and empathy,
michelle.
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4:39 am
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2:58 am
What a paranoid…
By your logic, I can’t imagine how many people would be terrified to death because of us Americans… We have tons of WMD, many military bases around the world, and we threat other countries when they don’t listen to us. Oh, and maybe you should also be very terrified of Russia, India or any country that are also becoming strong.
China is just seeking its own independence, and why can’t they? They have 20% of the world population, they have one of the oldest civilizations in the world, and they have been a superpower several times through out its long established history (10+ times longer than ours).
The current leaders of China are all moderates and they are not seeking to become the next world police like the US. They just want to be strong enough to maintain its own independence, so no other country will dare to invade or threat them again.
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3:34 am
Congratulations on failure at spotting obvious parody-hate, guys. You have been successfully trolled. Have a nice day.
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3:39 am
LOL
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4:49 am
there isn’t hardly a true word in this post.
First of all, but completely irrelevant, Pearl Harbour was attacked by Japanese, not chines.
Hong Kong was LEASED by Great Britain and the lease EXPIRED. Period.
Now let’s talk about Morals: ever heard of the Opium Wars, where Great Britain went to war with China to FORCE them to allow “trade” in Opium by the British?
This article is so bad, it can’t be satire – or it would actually be funny.
So all that’s left for you to do is pray.
a lot
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3:44 pm
lawlage.
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11:01 am
Do you really believe that Chinese are the same as Japanese because a minority of Chinese used to be buddhist (most were actually daoist but now they are mainly atheist). Thats like saying europeans are the same as americans, hell bent on world domination because some of them are Christians. Its just so unbelievably shocking to realise that there are still some people in the west that are like you! You actually sound like you grew up in the middle ages. Grow up and travel the world before you condem everyone for not being a Christian.
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11:50 am
I’d like to especially thank you for sharing these good words of gentle wisdom to the heathens who would are argue against truth.
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9:26 am
Douche…
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3:10 pm
Love your comment!
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4:44 am
bitchy ass fucker i hope you die!!!!!!!!!
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5:03 am
TO YOU DUTCH JAKE (HEATHEN OF BEELZABUB):
“First of all, but completely irrelevant, Pearl Harbour was attacked by Japanese, not chines”
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME UNGODLY BUDDAH WORSHIPPING DEMONS. I WILL PRAY A 100 ROSARIES TO ST. BARTHOLOMEW FOR YOU TO SEE THAT WE CHOULD HAVE DROPPED A “CHRIST BOMB” ON THEM BACK IN 1949. THEM PEOPLE SPIT VENOM LIKE A SERPENT COBRA OF SATAN INTO OUR LORDS FACE EVERYTIME THEY REPRODUCE. WOE BEUNTO YOU DUTCH JAKE. I WILL PRAY MY HARDEST FOR THE LIGHT TO HIT YOU SMACK RIGHT IN THE FACE LIKE CHRIS BROWN.
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5:15 am
YOUR LAUGHING ANGERS OUR MIGHTY LORD AS HE CALLS ME THIS INSTANT TO SCOLD YOU. WOE BE UNTO YOU. PRAY TO ST CHARLES FOR SALVATION AND REPENT YOUR SINS. I MEANT EVERY WORD OF WHAT I SAID UP THERE. REPENT, BEFORE A MANIAC ON A TRACTOR FORCES HIS WAY INTO YOUR HOME AND SHOVELS STRAIGHT SIN INTO YOUR MOUTH!
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2:44 pm
*stifles laugh*
*snicker*
Hehe . . .
Hahahahahaha . . .
HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!
*dies* . . . again
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3:42 pm
PHHHFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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11:20 am
Please Please Please tell me what mental illness you suffer because I want to use it as an excuse for when I have an idiot episode… PLEASE
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12:06 pm
You forgot to capitalize ‘Nirvana’.
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7:00 pm
no fuck you!Im a bitch!
an asian Bitch!
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1:00 am
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SAINT PATRICK
GO CAST SOME DEMONS OUT OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT OR SOMETHING
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5:06 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dies*
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6:43 am
what the fuck?! do your homework before you make this shit.
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7:18 am
I heard that Barrack Osama is actually Chinese.
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5:45 am
lmao kunfu/karate does that even work against a lone drunk with pistol (unlimited ammo)?
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9:48 pm
umm.. it’s spelled taekwondo. and btw i hope this is satire. if it isn’t I’m going to K!LL HER AND SWEAR AT EVERY THING. LMAO.
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7:50 am
Wow. That is all I have to say about that. Obviously home schooled…..
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8:18 am
very well done, frankly i’m quite in love with your work.
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9:49 am
Please, please, please let this be satire. People like this surely do not exist in today’s society, do they?
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9:52 am
me chinese me no dumb me gonna go and eat your mum
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9:53 am
i understand her gahyuk i to am from de mounties were my ma and pa are brother and sister my granny is also a scared ah the chiny folks and she has lived to be 33 years old u hyuk hail republicans and our proper thinking
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9:56 am
freedom to the mud races!!!!!!!
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9:59 am
dogs taste so very very good but not as much as my little baby sister death to america i am filled with so much hate i will shoot ninja stars at u and make u sushi a gong hai fuck choi
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10:03 am
we are not human death to america we dont have our own problems to deal with death to america we do not have our own culture u should respect death to america our own religions or life styles death to america we also do not have our own style of dressing and acting and eating death to america you americans did not come force your way into our country make us change our way of life to suit u death to america o no u americans never did anything wrong
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11:48 am
Bombs of freedom? Seriously? The bombs of freedom that took lives of millions of INNOCENT people who were unlucky enough to be born in a nation the government of which happened to go to war? What the hell is this?
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11:51 am
Anyone with a thought process can log onto to the internet and post this kind of f**ked up repugnant BullS*it. It only takes one person to do as you see above but it takes several people to ive this person an audience. YES! I totally agree that the author is just plain Ignorant, but do you really think this “person” believes the crap they spout out? Maybe they typed up this crock for laughs and to get attention, or maybe even piss off people so they get all these angry comments. Face it, you are only making the author more “famous” by replying to this idiocracy and total blasphemy to the Christian religion. It takes one moron to start an argument, but it takes more morons to continue one. I DOUBT this article will be removed, but if it is, good riddance, but there will still be people like this in the world today. . . its just a FACT of society and life.
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12:50 pm
God probably doesn’t exist…and if he did, it is most likely that the people he would rain down his fury upon, are the same people who preach such borderline retarded ideas, that a race’s nature is “innately” immoral. Or that God really views the Asian culture as “demonic.” Didn’t he make all man and woman? As a note, Matt – each of those Saints you mentioned, were know pedophiles…good choice.
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1:05 pm
ok, wow, i can’t believe you all ACTUALLY took this seriously! Look at the site it’s freakin’ ON! This is a wonderful type of literature called SATIRE you idiots, and if you had half a brain and an open mind, you would have realized this either after or while you were reading it. So please, continue on with your analytically impaired lives and flame other brilliant pieces of satire, while we laugh at you from the sidelines.
P.S. Great piece!
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1:56 pm
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
This is a broadcast message from the Center for Troll Detection and Awareness (CTDA). Anyone who has visited this website and posted an angry response to one of the “articles” featured here has been successfully “trolled.” This website is a farce. These people posting these articles do not actually exist as they are presented. These people do not actually believe the things they are posting. They are using a form of satire to get you, the reader, as mad as possible, aka “trolling.” Know that in your anger, you have let the trolls win. However valid your point may have been, this is the “internet;” your opinions can be immediately ignored, deleted, or mocked in whatever ridiculous way the troll deems appropriate. If, after realizing yourself to be the victim of a successful trolling, you are still angry, the best thing for you to do is to leave the website until you grow a sense of humor. This concludes the CTDA broadcast.
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2:36 pm
As a woman of God, i try to not judge people for their thoughts and actions.
Don’t worry about China coming to get you in your sleep.
Free your self from all of your hate, pray for the Chinese, and for yourself, that you won’t be so hateful. And know that is just the way of the world to make everyone else look bad. don’t be like another person in the heard.
step aside from the narrow mindedness of the world and really get to know someone before you are condeming your brother. Just remember that Judge and you shall be judged.
don’t be cut down and thrown into the fire, thrive.
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7:55 pm
So let it be written, so let it be done?
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8:10 pm
You communicate incredibly well for a Communist Pagan, though your silver-tongued lies do smell of a mole from the liberal media.
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10:00 pm
jajajajajaja. You went to the same poh-dunk school as Amber, didn’t you?
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11:09 am
Nice satire there.
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3:02 pm
last night at dinner i laughed so hard i threw up
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3:15 pm
Asian people are very kool since I would know..and they kick some butt at tennis. I think being terrified of asians is overrated and very unessacary. Make friends with one and you will find that it is very funny to make jokes with them, in a non rascist way. They have nice hair. they have very nice friends and they make good food from time to time..also they are very smart(math). If you have a problem with asians then you a problem with yourself!!!
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3:21 pm
I must say, that I think christwire.org has the funniest collection of articles on the internet. Never have I shed so many tears of delight reading articles entitled: “The Scary Japanese Robot Threat to America, Earth”, “Godless Chinese Unveil Deathvan Bus Terror to the World “, and “Proof African People Are Animals, Even if They do Live the Highlife”. These were f-ing hilarious. bahahahahahahahahahaha. damn. that.was.funny.
here here christwire.org! May your writing entertain my workdays from now on!
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3:29 pm
But they make good food ^_^ They can’t be bad. I LOVE chinese/japanese people. They’re what makes the world go oval.
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3:31 pm
DEAR AMAZING,
CHRISTWIRE IS NOT FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT,YOU SCREECHING HARLOT OF IMPURITY. AS YOU SHED TEARS OF DELIGHT, OR LORD AND SAVIOR WEEPS AS YOU BLATENTLY DISRESPECT AND METAPHORICLY URINATE HIV IN HIS MOUTH. THOSE ARTICLES YOU READ ARE THE TRUTH. ASIANS ARE DISGUSTING CONCENTRATION CAMP LOVING JEZABELS AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRACK SMOKING BLING BLING LUNATICS! I WILL PRAY TO ST. BERNARD FOR ALL OF YOU TO BE VIOLENTLY RAPED.
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3:40 pm
oh. mein. got. i’m not a christian, and if this is what christianity is like (I know it’s not) i’m more than willing to burn eternally. who in hell do you think you are??? isn’t God supposed to be loving and accepting of all people he created? how could you be so narrow-minded??? you just brought shame upon so many Americans and christians and i know i will never be able to be quite as epic in my insults as these other people, i can at leat try you racist paranoid, narrow-minded PSYCHO!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
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4:04 pm
This article reflects what kind of website this is. The author is raciast, stupid, and ignorant, as well as the editor of this site. Did your parent teach you eat cow shit? Is that why you full of it? May be you slept thru all your history & geography classes. Do you know how many coutries in Asia? You are a very bad image for all Americans and your article reflects how stupid we are.
Where is Hong Kong? An island 2000 miles away from Britain and 1 mile away from China. Funny thing is you actually used the words “reconquer” and “steal it back”. May be you also slept thru you writing classes. Are you a home shcool drop out?
This is a free country and you can say anything, but writing some bs like this you might have committed a hate crime.
p/s: swallow your mouth full of shit, don’t let it choke you in your sleep.
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8:58 pm
MOTHERFUCKER YOUR CRACKER FUCKER
I FUCKED YOUR DEAD MOM
FUCK HER
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4:30 pm
Dang! She’s figured us out! Fellow AZNs, let us flee for our lives to plot the demise of the world another day!
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7:07 pm
Ms. Amber,
You are to be forgiven for your youth. However, though some of these folks are quite rude, because they’re angry, and anger doesn’t make for effective persuasion. But then, neither does fear.
I had the good fortune to make a trip, on business, to the country of China two years ago, and spent a week there. The people there are good people, friendly people, and moral people. (I didn’t meet them all, of course.)
The Chinese peoples also have religions. They’re not perhaps the religion that you know, but it’s quite possible that you don’t know much about the other religions. I am reminded of a quote by Ambrose Bierce, who wrote a number of funny definitions in a book once upon a time.
The quote is –
“KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.”
You’re only 23, Amber. Give yourself some space to grow. You won’t be a better Christian due to failing to think carefully, and that’s what’s happened here.
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7:13 pm
I am just looking for pics of poo…
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9:30 pm
I think if this is satire, she needs to do a weekly show on tuesdays…
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10:06 pm
Please, people. How can you think this is real?
I thought it was hilarious – well done.
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7:00 am
haha, you so got this on the magical google fill-in.. just type “i am extremely terrified” and look what google does.. xD
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12:34 pm
What a big joke. It seemes that your brain is full of shit.
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1:28 pm
well I lol’d, this has renewed my faith in trolls. insane jesusfreaktrollzftwbai
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1:37 pm
“If we taint pure water with just a drop of poison, all of the water will be tainted. Likewise, if we taint ourselves with thoughts of duality-of you-of me, we will become tainted.”
“only question how we treat others not how others treat us” (Chinese old sayings translated by an American master)
From craving from arrogance come violence, from trust from honesty come peace.
For good or for bad, everyone is someone we can learn from.
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1:45 pm
I’m Chinese, and I LAWLed.
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1:58 pm
That was dumb. You need to get your history right. China never attacked Pearl Harbor, Japan did. Since chinese copy everything their bombs or planes would never make it across the ocean to the US because they would crash in the ocean from the low build quality
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4:35 pm
You know, it’s things like this that make me realize there is no God. If there was, then you sorry “Christians” would actually do by His example, but you don’t. You run around spouting half truths, policies that have been outdated since the times of your bible, and things that, under common sense, wouldn’t even be said. And you do it all in His name.
According to some of your pathetic religious doctrine, He is the one, Him, and Him alone, who will reserve true judgement for the wrongdoers of this life. It is not your place, as you cannot cast stones at others unless you are without sin. Yet time and again, your missionaries are caught in a variety of compromising positions, only to have their sorry butts covered up by their religious leaders for fear of persecution, misjudgement, trial, & public mockery. Time & again, your priests & leaders molest the “innocent” children of this world, taking advantage of their “kindred spirits” & all that other garbage, & yet you still run around pointing fingers at other shouting “HE IS OF THE DEVIL!!! HE IS A GODLESS COMMIE! HE SHOULD ROT IN HELL!!” You make yourselves out to be judge, jury, & executioner, as if your opinion mattered.
God doesn’t exist if people like you are at His command. He is an unknown, pathetic entity that exists solely to allow pathetic rejects like yourself to justify your existence by bringing others down. You all claim to want change, you all claim to WANT what is right, yet you do not DO the right thing.
I sincerely hope you wake up one day and realize how hated & looked down upon by even your own kind you are. I hope it causes you to cut your wrists in agony while blasting some Christian garbage that you think qualifies for music. God is dead, he left this universe because of people like you. There is no God.
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5:28 pm
HAHA if this is SATIRE then this is a great work! if this is what you truly think you should do some research. Last i checked, (even tho initially germany did supply arms to china) China was on the allies side. If i were to be afraid of anyone… it would be the Japanese! We nuked them 50 years ago, they still haven’t forgotten
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11:19 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
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4:44 am
God is fake
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10:52 am
What an idiot…. you must be american?
Go to china and get an education. Some Christians are just as bad as those Islamic extremists. I wonder if God is real will he punish people for hating others based on their ignorance and blind belief in religion?
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11:08 am
o.m.g.
insulted
and i pity this very ignorant author.
i wish the god he/she believes in would enlighten her.
and FAST.
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2:27 pm
You are an idiot. China fought with the Allied Forces along with the USA to fight AGAINST Japan! China and USA were on the same team fighting against Japan in WWII. Check your history books before posting such an idiotic post.
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6:08 pm
Damn, these are the reasons why we want to make bombs. To kill dumbass shit faces like you. Learn some shit first. Yeah, Look at US, dropped a nuke on Hiroshima when they were already crippled? Then again. The US killed the Native Americans so they can get more land. Said that they were first to be on this land. yeah, sure. Obviously they were blind, JUST LIKE YOU YOU FUCK FACE!
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12:44 am
FUCK YOU WHITETRACK FUCKERS AND YOUR MOMS
FUCK YOU CRACKERS
FUCK YOUR BABY WHEN ITS BORN DEFECTED
FUCK YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND HOPE THEY DIE SOON
AND FUCK YOU WHITEBITCHES
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5:54 am
This has to be a joke. The talk about zygote hatred pushed it into the realm of satire for me. Also, she shifted scope when talking about WWII from Chinese to Asians, something that tells me she actually knew what she was talking about and was intentionally trying to sound ignorant. That’s just what I think though.
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7:34 am
Seriously? Some of you people are taking this article SERIOUSLY? Please stay away from the Onion or A Modest Proposal, then.
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4:59 pm
you should go die in a hole.
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4:43 am
Hey man, back off, she’s mine.
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9:41 pm
WOW UR SO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
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10:06 pm
Holy shit, I’m going to add this to my fucking FACEBOOK. Dammit, it is so fucking hilarious. My asian friends shall agree.
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10:12 pm
this is the most ignorant piece of writing i have ever read > >
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1:21 pm
Ignorance is standing by while the Chinese beat us in the new space race with opium fueled terror ships.
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1:03 am
Holy fuck.
This was more ecstatic than the babies I just ate.
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3:51 pm
Chewy.
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2:20 pm
i am wondering what in this bitch’s mind; and am also wondering what educated this bitch. if she is not a by-product, it would be the failure of the educational system which produced her.
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2:22 pm
this bitch even could not tell in WWII, US and China were in the same side, combating Nazis …
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2:31 pm
Why our America is in a deep trouble now? Because Mr. Bush is stupid. And why we all elected Mr. Obama? Because he looks up to Chinese
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9:04 pm
things like this should be put on tv more often
spread the word…
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3:38 pm
You are extremely ignorant about China. I hope you will educate yourself before writing again about China. China is a great country and the people are gentle and kind. I have many Chinese friends and they would not harm a puppy. You must have made up your assumptions because none of them are true. Please apologize to the Chinese people as soon as possible. It is important to understand your mistakes and correct them. I have a Chinese girlfriend and she is the best person on earth.
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4:16 pm
God damn gooks
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5:31 pm
Matt,
Please do respond to this comment because I would love to here your thoughts. On sin: you have sinned more than Jesus can absolve you for in the few comments you have left for this article, although you’re wonderful cohort Amber, who wrote this splendid argument. Although she does not understand the world today she does bring up many interesting thoughts – except that all of them are wrong. You seem to think that God shall punish all those who you do not like or support and have put yourself on a ridiculously high pedestal. I hope that one day you can realize that God loves all his creations equally (as he states in the Bible, which you seem to know even less about than the real world). I find it hilarious that you feel so strongly against a culture that your wonderful God loves immensely and forgives profusely. You have far passed the point of forgiveness by your God, though it doesn’t actually matter because he is a moral figure of fiction that you must lean on as a crutch because you are a weak and empty person inside. I hope you are able to respond to this comment in an educated manner instead of using old English, vulgar language, and more terrible references to your wonderfully ignorant religious beliefs. Have a great day and enjoy rotting in the ground because nothing happens when you die.
Sincerely,
Your newest best friend, Atheism!!
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1:01 pm
I am genuinely amazed at how grossly uneducated most of you supposed “Christians” are on this site. To admit that you do not clearly recognize this as satire, even after at least 5-6 people post just that, is to admit that you have the IQ equivalent of a fortune cookie (which, much to the chagrin of a lot of you reading this, is NOT a staple of Chinese cuisine).
So, put your Bible down for a minute or two and pick up an Encyclopedia. Get your (no doubt) fat ass out of that church and into a library.
Focker Out.
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6:58 pm
no fuck you!
im an asian Bitch!
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4:10 pm
DEAR PROUD AMERICAN (YOU EXCRETED DEMON)
THE AUTHOR AND EDITOR OF THIS SITE ATTEND THE SAME CHURCH AS I AND THEY ARE 100% CORRECT IN THEIR BELIEFS. YOU NEED THE CHRIST BOMB DROPPED ON YOUR TRAILER AS GOD NEEDS TO DROP IT ON EVERY COUNTRY BESIDES AMERICA. YOU SIR ARE A DISGUSTING PIG WHO SUPPORTS ABORTIONS AND INCEST. DAMN ASIA, DAMN YOU, AND GODDAMN COWS.
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8:35 pm
Hi Amber, what a great article. Post something as irrelevant as this, and sit back and watch how some people get offended, and more alarmingly some people actually support it. You must be very clever.
If I have got this wrong and you do mean what you have written, then do not bother going to church as you are wasting your time, as is anyone who supports you. Any church representative who supports these ideas is unfit for their position.
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12:23 am
wow, you sure got a lot of responses. was this a test of sorts? don’t bother replying to my email. its fake.
but yeah, way to manipulate.
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3:05 am
omfg…. TROLLED!!!!!!!! ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah LOl @ chinks
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9:56 am
What a pile of bullcrap…
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12:42 pm
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist.”
That’s true. You’re not a racist: you’re a yellow-bellied snivelling little coward who wets your pants with fear of the unknown, but that’s a broader kind of cowardice than mere racism. Your terror is the source of your anger. Try growing up and stop shitting bricks all the time.
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6:52 pm
me chinese me small eye me big dick 7in fuck you!
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7:04 pm
March 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
fuck this im
gonna come out
i love asians i just wanna fuck them all the time 24/7
especially asian girls cuz im tran-sexual and i use my dick to fuck my own ass all day!
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12:58 pm
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1:11 am
What are you saying, here?
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1:34 pm
Dear author of this shit: you are a fucking moron.
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2:17 pm
THIS IS SATIRE. NO ONE SEEMS TO GET THAT. and if it wasnt satire this person would not be Christian. You can call yourself a Christian but that doesnt make you one.
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4:35 pm
If this is satire, kudos. If it isn’t, congrats for making me laf at your complete stupidity. Either way, ROFL LOL
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5:51 pm
wow possibly one of the best pieces of literature i’ve read, glad to see someone still has a sense of humor
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9:44 pm
Im pretty sure the Chinese are not the brethren of the Russian. I know a Chinese woman who hates the Russians. You would think communists get along with other communists. It’s funny isn’t it…then again it’s funny you’re afraid of chinese people, yet you’re not a racist…hmmm.
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10:01 pm
Fool! Just you wait – the Chinese are but instruments of our Lord. Everyone knows they have no soul.
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9:59 pm
YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK.
HONG KONG WAS CHINA’S ANYWAY. Great Britain “Borrowed” it in the 1900s for 100 years. its in a contract to be returned in the 2000s. get ur facts dumbass
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10:40 pm
come on asshole～
your ‘essay’ only accounts for your incompenent
you must suffered from some unfair treatments from chinese people in the past
poor thing～
now it seems you deserve it and what’s more
you‘ll get more in future
cheers～
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5:51 am
my name says all…
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8:17 am
I am Chinese and sometimes I scare myself…BAHAHAHAHA
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8:48 am
I read this article twice, but i didnt see what is satire. So I will translate this article to chinese and publish it in chinese major bbs, let me see whether chinese people will feel this is satire…… or insult.
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9:31 am
Wow… when I read the title, I thought it’s something worth reading.
But it is such a piece of shit that I won’t even bother to correct.
As a Chinese, I am glad to see that most people replied are sane, no matter where they are from.
Thanks, friendly people.
and Amber – just go fuck yourself! shame that world have you, just like Hitler.
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10:19 am
Now the some of the European and American countries are connsuming the 80% of the energy that is consumed around the globe to raise 20% of the global population. Have you ever listened to the song, we all living in America?
Do you see who is dominating the earth now??
“the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy” means you are not only a racist but also a sexist.
In terms of “massive death”, put what the Japanese did aside, who dropped two nuclear toys on the japan land and killed the whole land, including the children, women who has nothing to do with the war? not to mention the offsprings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now f**k you! how could u possibly be a man with any moral.
So now go to the zoo and have sex with some apes to get HIV and blame on the Africa, you will get more attention.
Now go n buy more fancy stuff u couldnt afford with your credit cards ,vote to overpay your company’s CEOs and blame on the China for financial crisis, you will get much more attention.
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11:34 am
Go learn your history, you piece of sh!t. the Japanese hooked up with Hitler and killed millions of Asian, including 300,000 Chinese people in just one city – Nanjing. The Russians, the Italians, the British, the French, and the German all invaded China, or else how do you explain all the Chinese treasures stored in the museums in the “civilized” western world with high moral standard? I think you should at least TRY use your ignorant pig brain and stop the nonsense~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
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11:56 am
u r fucking bullshit, u don’t know anything about Chinese culuture, history, when ur fucking country, UK, japan, russia, french,germany,USA, Austria,stolen treasure, kill our people, what the fucking asshole country.
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12:37 pm
great job Amber
posting this horrible post and attracting 300000 people to come and visit
and congratulation you are one of the top ten idiot on my list
who would care what you write really, china will still grow and expand
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1:10 pm
Nothing is true. I am wondering how much do you know about Asia and China? Don’t you know that Hong Kong is part of China even before the naissance of U.S.? Britain invaded Hong Kong around 1840, and grabbed Hong Kong for more than hundred and fifty years. Anyone with little geography common sense should know that it is impossible that Hong Kong was belong to Britain.
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1:44 pm
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2:03 pm
I am extremely afraid of stupid dumbass protestant “Christian” idiots like you.
And everybody knows that its the Zionist Jew bastards that you have to look out for.
Anyway you Reformation lovers are inbred idiots. No match for sophisticated Christianity like Eastern Orthodox/Greek Orthodoxy, which i am a member of.
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3:08 pm
You this fucking religious NAZI. Fuck U
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4:48 pm
I found this article to be painfully ignorant and also hard to read. The writer has not a clue whats going on in the real world. People, step away from your christblogs and private schools. Theres a real world, filled with people who God loves but you’ll never reach it or do anything worthwhile if you stay in your ignorance. Do as Jesus did. Love not Fear.
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1:57 am
what part of “One child per household” screams grow the population to you? That sounds to me like they’re trying to limit it. Pull your head out of your ass
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10:21 pm
China did not send a film crew to the Duggars, it was Korea…
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5:28 pm
You’re silly.
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6:21 pm
The author is a black humorist,show her article to all chinese,she will be laugh
at as a idiot.
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6:55 pm
LOL FUCK YOU
im gonna keep planing how to fuck the world up with my 7in cock!
muthufucka!
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8:50 pm
What a dumb joke!
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9:01 pm
Sorry Sir
Has you never gone China?
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12:46 am
hahahahaha… oh.. i really, really, really, really, really, hope you truly don’t believe this. please.
wow.. for people like you, i just have pity.
please go outside you house and buy a ticket to china. for your own sake. you might learn something instead from your own prejudice and teachings.
btw: im chinese. i might just call my relatives in china to tell them that their secret big war is already known to americans.
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2:25 am
u’r out of ur mind.
no need to refute.
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2:26 am
u go fucking crazy.
idiot, moron, retard
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7:40 am
Never, never have I seen such irreligious talk on a Christian website. Not only in the original post but mostly in the comments and talk surrounding it. Step back people and look at this from a better standpoint. Yes, this girl may be very ill-informed and incorrect on more than one level, but is that any reason to say such hateful things? Would Jesus in this situation treat someone with such contempt? That is not the way to teach, it is not the way to be a good Christian or even for those on this website who may not be Christian, it’s no way to be a decent person. Why lower yourself by saying such fowl things about and to a person? My savior taught of kindness and acceptance, of love for one another no matter the circumstance. Hate not the sinner, but the sin.
The most I can say to you, Amber, is to look past the hateful comments but to take in the overall gist of what they’re trying to say: You need to research more into this because many of your statements lack truth and you also may have misunderstood many things you did seem to try to research. Please don’t let pride keep you from looking into whether or not you were wrong in this matter which could ultimately make you a better more informed person because pride in such a manner is a sin in itself. Good luck to you in whatever you try to do, but please try to take my suggested path into consideration.
Love,
Hillary
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11:21 am
I bet this is the kind of religious propaganda and glossed over facts Muslim terrorists say about the U.S. to recruit.
If this is the kind of blatant ignorance that Christian conservatives uphold, then I’m no longer a Christian conservative.
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12:03 pm
Don’t you think that you are paranoid and stupid?
I mean, come on
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3:05 pm
U NEED DOCTORY
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3:08 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4688453/Giant-rat-caught-in-China.html
More reason to be afraid. If my intuition is right, they must be working on a some kind of mutant plague to wipe out Democracy in the West. I always knew those Chinese were too smart to use Nuclear energy to bomb us, fearing retribution. But an army of mutants? Lord help us.
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4:20 pm
Amber,
I know why you fee this way, God and Ex-President Bush told me; you were molested as a little kid by your redneck Father. Then he made your brother watch as he filmed his sexual deviance. Now you’re in a cult . . . Yeah, that’s what I was told.
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9:31 pm
Omg. You do not know how hard you are making chinese people around the world laugh right now, lol.
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12:52 pm
lmao i found this through fail blog and indeed your ARE AN EPIC FAILURE IN LIFE!
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6:27 pm
cloning? my my. do you realize that human technology hasnt reached that far yet? human experimentation in itself. no. human cloning doesnt exist yet.
and i assure you, my dear, that we chinese are indeed human
and the fact that china is overpopulated…..thats the very point of the one child policy.
what is the point of satire anyway? if some fool comes to this site believing it all, wont that just strengthen their false hatred?
and even the site members are claiming its not satire. what do you make of that? hmmmmm…..
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8:33 pm
riiiiiiighhttttt…..
that’s why Chinese Christians are supporting Communist regime….
just cuz the gov’t messed up, there is no reason to fear Chinese…. this is Xenophobia to the max
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6:58 pm
LOL NO FUCK YOU
IM an ASIAN BITCH
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8:53 pm
how about taking a mission trip into some of the under ground Chinese Churches… you will be shocked by their faith. Indeed the Government is doing wrong things, but does that mean a regime that took the country by force represent allllll of Chinese population….
I am disgusted by this racist “article” of yours….. Spend some more time with Christ and realize the foolishness of your actions. and don’t give me that lie about “i am not being a racist” a someone with half of my intelligence will see that you are indeed being a racist. And let me tell you, God is blind to the color of the skin, if not Christians outside this so called “Christian Nation” is alot more faithful than hypocrites like you.
wake up and realize that God loves all his Creation equally and is more pleased by faith than some cheap offering
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9:22 pm
Chinese were allies of nazi blah blah blah blah blah……..
Well doesnt that mean that the italians are evil too?
or Japanese?
Also germany arent evil nazis like they were b4. yes there r crazy nazi ppl still around but most of them are not like that. In fact they very friendly and gentle ppl.
I am a christian myself too but u cant be christian and say that “I hate chinese ppl” thats going againist what bible tell u to do. in the bible its said to LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! EVEN UR ENEMIES!!!!
So anyways i have one thing to say:
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8:41 pm
I HATE NIGGERS, I HATE WHITE PEOPLE, I HATE CHRISTIANS, I HATE BUDDHISTS, I HATE GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK, I HATE THE US, I HATE LOSING THE GAME, I HATE BOXXY, AND LASTLY, I HATE JEWS.
thank you, have a nice day
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2:30 am
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I AM CHIENSE AND IM OFFENDED ILL FCKING KILL YOU I DONT EVEN LISTEN TO TECHNO FCUKNG WHITE NIGGER
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7:22 pm
Satire, people! Satire!
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8:58 pm
omg that is hot asian chick rock ok?
amber ur just jealous of this chick cuz your flat and your face looks like your mama took a dump not had a baby LOL
have a nice day!
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12:41 pm
Amber, I’m sorry love but that’s just silly.
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12:11 am
Listen, there are a lot of comments here, so I will probably be pissing into an ocean of piss, but here goes.
First, no nation on Earth can conquer the US, at the very worst it would end in nuclear war with both sides being decimated.
Second, The JAPANESE joined the Nazis, in every single actuality the JAPANESE fought against the CHINESE during WWII, in a way, the Chinese were on our side.
Thirdly, Saying the word asian and then dumping everyone in Asia into it is retarded. There are Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indian, and dozens of other completly different cultures and peoples in Asia,
Its not the bigotry that bothers me. Its the stupidity that really gets to me.
Fallen, because, if God lets bigots, idiots, and the like into heaven, hell might not be a bad place after all.
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10:26 am
It’s all so clear now…
These Asians have been planning this invasion since the beginning of time and are ready to strike at this very moment.
It’s kinda like a version of War of the Worlds, but the aliens look a lot more ugly in this real life version.
What can we do? I might move to some socialistic country in Europe and hide to my death.
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9:13 pm
Ummm… Wow?
I have 2 different thigns to say, and ill try to be nice (TRY)
1) if this was satire, congrats, this was hilarious and every single person officially hates you (i said i would try). This is possibly the meanest, most racist, thing that could be read in english and not censored. At the very least, say you are sorry for provoking everyone and say that it was fake. Then we can all have a nice laugh and you don’t have to worry about having your ass kicked by people that took it literally.
2) if this wasnt fake and you really mean it, again, congrats for having the bravery to say it on the internet, but still, every single person officially hates you. seriosly, somethings don’t belong on the internet for peoples to read… mabye get a diary and write it… but not on the internet. Have a nice day (i hope you die =D)
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9:33 pm
I don’t give two shits if this is satire or not.
If anyone actually thought of writing this with such disgusting style and non-scholastic attitude, that person is a complete moron. At LEAST sound smart. I don’t care if this was written without any intention but to poke fun, because the very idea that someone would think of these completely repugnant ideas is beyond me.
Pearl Harbor was because of China / Asia as a whole? That sounds like something a 5th grader would say. If you are American and do not even know the cause and place of the Pearl Harbor attack, you should not even call yourself American. Do you realize how many movies are dedicated to just that one thing?
Some things just should NOT be messed with, and this is one of them. You took your cause wayy too far.
Amber, you said it yourself. China has two billion people, eh? Congrats, you just insulted two billion people through what you think is supposed to be “funny.”
To sum it up, you have absolutely no morals and this just defames the Christian religion. I feel very sorry for devoted Christians.
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2:08 pm
“Satire” is just an excuse to take back something you know is wrong without having to apologize for it.
Just like Miley Cyrus made the stereotypical “Asian eyes” and then went off to say that it was her, “goofy face.”
When something is racist and hurtful, putting the word, “satire” doesn’t make all the pain go away. Why? Because it still advertises hateful stereotypes, which some jackass might use as an excuse to rationalize their racism.
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3:42 am
Surely this is a piece of satire, but anyone who does any reading whatsoever knows that it is poorly constructed, distasteful, completely unwitty, and awkward to read.
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7:40 am
Well. I feel fuuny that China becomes a symbol of devil. And Holy people have care about it. I really can’t understand what do you believe……But for me, one for all, all for one…..
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6:25 pm
i now realize Asians are evil and are going to kill us and take our land.
and i am going to prepare myself for it.
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6:32 pm
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7:51 pm
you’re so mean……even if this is a joke it really hurts people that are chinese. People of every race will have unkind people and many things here are made from china. its sad to see people judging others by their race.its ok if you think that but i highly suggest that you get some evidence. you should meet a few chinese people.this shows that you believe it stereotypes and are racist. I am chinese and ur post is hurtful.
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3:04 pm
Im really annoyed with this site which is plainly not a parody in any form. Damn you.
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5:53 pm
Amber, i totally agree with everything you said.
i also am terrified of Asians and i will prepare myself and my friends and family for their attack.
and all you other people who are not preparing will face a certain death and we will be forced to say “I told you so.”
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6:07 pm
WE NEED TO TAKE COVER FROM THE CHINESE!!!!
AAHHHHAHAHHHAH!!!!
RrrruUUUUnnNNNnNnnNnN!
says sharee from chs
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6:11 pm
yes.
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6:21 pm
seriously, people. this is satire. i mean, no one would be so STUPID as to write a legit article about their fears of the “yellow menace”. if you don’t believe me, check out some of their other articles. gay baby dolphins? come on.
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11:00 pm
Get the facts straight woman. And your entire post is purely bias from your point of view, pointing out the negativity in Asian’s. If the Chinese were to dominate the world you can say it would be in response to your stupidity.
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5:34 am
Someone slap this bitch. Hard.
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8:39 pm
… i was laughing while reading all the comments. japan (even though they make the best anime) bombed pearl harbor. not chinese. and asians are awesome. you are really stupid if you hate chinese and asians for that matter.
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1:24 pm
I’d copy and paste the erroneous parts of this article, but nobody wants to read the whole thing again.
…Also, you misspelled and misused “East”. We are the West, not the “good Eest (sic)”.
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7:05 pm
check it out!!
http://www.asiancandy.com
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1:30 am
amber is a slut
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8:55 pm
i couldnt agree more
also if you think about it…God could be viewed as a dictator
of you dont believe in him or his word…you go to hell
same as if someone didn’t agree with what Stalin said, they would be put to death
he is a sadist and a dictator…pretty simple
its very hard to agrue otherwise
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3:54 pm
Amber, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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7:03 pm
Lots of copycats without brian
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2:53 pm
ok. I seriously hope this is satire. i’m in my financial management class right now, trying not to laugh my ass off while my teacher is ranting on about trial balances. If this is satire, good stuff. If not, it’s people like you are who fuck over the US.
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11:33 pm
Amber, I like you. I didn’t go through all the responses. I don’t care the point u tried to make. But I have to say the title of this article is enough intriguing which got me a chance to read it. I hope it is not your intention that drawing people’s attention. but the voice from bottom of heart. Also u look like a Asian girl with a innocent face. If all the assumptions I just made are true, I think i really can fall in love with u. Less-intellegent, innocent, Asian comprise my favourite type. I always think the girl like this is gift of nature.
Keep in contact, Amber, your admirer from far europe
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3:14 pm
Amber, what you’ve just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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8:01 pm
SOMEONE MEATSPIN THIS SITE!
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2:17 pm
“Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.”
So you’re saying that it was theirs to begin with before Great Britain went in and took it off their hands? Way to make the Chinese seem in the wrong…
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10:18 pm
Dude. People. Its not satyr. Satyr is funny. This is not funny. Its complete bull.
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11:18 am
Ni Hao Bitch
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1:15 pm
Amber, I am shocked that you would put down such a fine country. Why do you have to be so intolerant towards other people? They’re human, just like us.
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3:24 pm
I reeeeeeeally hope this is satire. Cos if you’re actually this ignorant I’m pretty scared and it shows what religion does to people.
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7:56 pm
This can`t be real… Certainly the author is on drugs, some very heavy drugs.
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5:55 am
I am also extremely terrified of Chinese people. Everytime I go near Chinese people, I can feel their staring eyes in the back of my head. Once one of them even greeted me, but I ran away before they could subdue my mind with their voodoo.
Two nukesful of justice, freedom, liberty, and Christianity wasn’t enough. We need to drop more to ensure a better world.
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12:51 pm
Amber, quit with the racist nonsense and goplay with yourself…guaranteed it will make you feel better and the rest of us as well, because you’ll be too busy giving yourself the old rubber fuck and you won’t be here spouting nonsense and we wont read it and thereby you’ll make us all feel better…
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4:39 pm
No wonder people hate you, you’re a feeble-minded mangled bowl of piss who plays with the imperialist pedophile and the indecisive snob.
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7:54 am
Yeah, I always thought China got invaded and screwed by Japan in WWII. And I thought greedy Wall Street banker leveraging sub prime loans caused the global economic crisis. Thank you for pointing out the shortcomings in my knowledge.
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3:31 pm
This is by far one of the dumbest things I have ever heard in my life. First of all why are you being racist on a christian website. Second, even if you are going to diss someone get your facts right, pagan rituals, whatever. Bombs of freedom to stop China in WWII? Where are you getting this from? Oh well, I guess there will always be mentally ill people out there like you.
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2:29 am
you are nuts
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9:45 am
Amber
You ignorant pig hahaha
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6:15 pm
Amber,
Though you may not be serious, this is clearly not a satire. A satire is written to inspire change and provides a hint of an ideal for the readers to move towards. A Modest Proposal was a satire. This is just a poorly written mockery and you should be ashamed for posting this on the internet.
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9:08 pm
and then you and your bloody fucking american dream shall die.
your nation is under a severe crisis and your nigger president will not help you.
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12:53 am
I’m surprised someone was able to figure it out. my master plan to take over the world is so amazing and awesomely powerful that not even your revealing of my plan shall stop us sick, atheist, pagan, Hitler supporting even though he allied with nations that attacked China in WWII, Pearl Harbor bombing even though that was the aforementioned nation, “reconquering”, rabbit-like proliferating people! we SHALL conquer america. good job revealing this master plan.
all hail my pagan gods!
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5:01 pm
nicely put!
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2:23 pm
Great Britain invaded China and it was an agreement that they made to give Hong Kong back to China in a hundred years time… China didn’t steal it back for fuck sake… this article is ridiculous..seriously…LMAO..
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2:41 pm
Your a fucking dumb ass…get a life.
If anyone is going to rule the world it is going to be me. CASE CLOSED.
I am training a huge army as we speak. I am located in a secret location in the Mexico.
BEWARE!
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9:38 pm
aMbEaSt dEaRiE,
i lOv3 yoU t0o yOu’rE sO sMarT
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1:37 am
Hey, Amber, good one. These comments have me falling out of my chair. Damnit, I’m not supposed to think like that. I think you’re harming the very essence of spirituality. But I can’t deny your total lack of valid history, and I can’t stop laughing. Were you home schooled?
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2:33 am
Because you know we LOVE sacrificing little girls!
Who says that we don’t have morals?
We kill the girls early to end the pain!
In case you were wondering this was SARCASM!
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11:02 am
This is a satire, you guys aew idiots.
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11:03 am
are*
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4:49 am
This entire site HAS to be a parody, seriously, I just can’t believe there are people THIS fucked up, but then again.. They’re amerikkkans…
And there are people who grouprape babies, so… :\
“I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People but I’m not racist.”
Next title:
“I Am Extremely Attracted To My Best Friend’s Sister, but I’m not gay.”
yeah… crazy racist bigot bitch.
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8:54 pm
Racist, homophobic, paranoid, and historically/factually confused …
Not a good way to go through life …
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8:18 pm
If this is meant to be satire, then EPIC FAIL.
Satire is supposed to be funny. This isn’t. So I suggest you work on your sense of humor, then maybe you can come back and post up another article THAT DOESN’T INSULT 20% OF THE WORLD’S POPULATION. Seriously? Do us all a favor and at least do your research before you attempt satire. Or if you actually did, then make it seem like you did. No need to make other people pissed off at your apparent stupidness.
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12:25 am
Successful Troll is successful
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9:23 am
what iswrogn with you.? not all chiesne are communist. some people in hcian probaly disliek their currnet govenrmet. there are christian chiense peop.e I kno am friends with some of them.
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3:12 am
Wow… am I supposed to believe that there are ADULTS typing such foul language, even if this article is nothing but lies and has no validity whatsoever? Besides the mere **** this article contains, you folks are poisoning the minds of aspiring and innocent children T.T
I am Chinese and I feel ….. insulted yet piqued at the same time. It’s amazing what people do when you give them too much sugar
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10:07 pm
Is this bitch Amber trying to claim that the Chinese were allied with Hitler during World War II? Hey bitch, learn some history! It was the Japanese who attacked Pearl Harbor in order to gain a foothold in the Pacific, not the Chinese! In fact, the Chinese were in a war AGAINST Japan at the beginning of World War II!
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11:32 pm
Wow. Some of my best friends are Asian and Christian as well. They believe in Jesus and God and believe in everything that the Bible says. God commands us to love our neighbors as ourselves. Are they not our neighbors? Jesus would never discriminate against someone based on their race. This really sickens me as a Christian that hate like this is published on a website that calls itself Christian. You have no right to use that name at all.
WWJD? not this!
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6:55 am
ur are racist…. chinese did not join hitler they r japanese… you cant even tell difference between chinese and japanese… and did china ever invade another country before? or is this just another paranoid anti communist feeling? ur such an weak soul who get brain washed by ur media… go fuck urself kunt
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7:33 am
“America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom”
yes god approved America to nuke japan hahaha ur too funny
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11:09 am
China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!
My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.
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4:31 am
It’s written by a chick called Amber, it says beneath the article.
And yes, it is sad and racist.
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist” would indicate, that if not a racist, you’re a xenophobic (someone afraid of foreigners).
As for claiming she isn’t a racist … well, let’s look at it this way.
Racism is discrimination against a race, ethnic group or nationality.
“From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well.”
If that isn’t a fine example of racism, I don’t know what is.
Tell me Amber, how do you feel about blacks and Jews?
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11:11 am
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11:39 am
FUCK THOSE GODDAMN CHINKS
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9:44 am
you do realize it was the JAPANESE that were with the nazis in WW2. the CHINESE were treated like the German nazis treated jewish people
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7:24 pm
Um… First of all, Karate is Japanese. I would know, I take it.
Second of all, pistols do NOT have unlimited ammo, and drunk people wear themselves out very quickly.
Finally… This is satire, and it’s kinda funny.
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10:03 am
Oh no! You figured me out!
Dammit! I was going to rule the world with my army of hethan Chinese clones!
Oh well, can’t win ‘em all, as I always say. Haha, just look at me and Jehovah. That guy, ho-ho-boy, he got mad at me. Yessir!
Ah well, I still have the Nazis hiding in the center of the Earth…
(http://paranormal.about.com/od/hollowearth/a/aa022206.htm)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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12:45 am
SO is your penis/vagina
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12:42 pm
fag bitch
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12:41 am
There is a line between satire and being racist. I am unable to see the satire in it as your comments seem to imply that your personal opinion on the matter is very closely matching the “satire” of the article.
You and some other people on this site seem to wholeheartedly believe that all the people living in China are oppressed despite many Hong Kongers telling you otherwise. Perhaps it’s because your heads are shoved so far into your twisted devote Christian ways.
You sit here criticizing China for being atheist yet the U.S. is not Christian. “Pinnacle example of a progressive nation?” I suppose so. I mean, if it wasn’t, surely the United States wouldn’t be so hypocritical with their minimal wage vs. cheap labor and child labor in other countries. In fact, Americans are way too good to be doing crap like building buildings. Why don’t we just make others make the buildings in parts and send them here like we did with the Statue of Liberty.
How about if we replaced every time you typed anything to do with Asia and replaced it with things to do with Christianity. I mean, it would still be satire. The number of inaccuracies would be unchanged. And an added plus, maybe all these angry people will finally be satisfied. But who cares about their satisfaction? In the end they’re all commies and God doesn’t love commies. Forget that the bible preaches that God is all-forgiving and loves everyone. We all know that’s not true. Everyone who isn’t Christian is going to Hell. And if you’re really hardcore, the gays, too.
But I thought the bible also preached that killing is wrong? But I suppose Muslims and Jews don’t count as people. After all, nobody cares about them. We should all support the violent ways of Christianity and kill people of other religions who fail to see the light because they are wasting our air. Even if they are Atheist or Buddhist and don’t start wars with other religions. The fact that they are not willing to kill for the sake of what they believe makes them sinners. What a violent god you have.
After that rant, I just realized. You’re a woman, and I’m pretty sure in one of the older editions of the bible it said that women belonged in the kitchen, tending to housework, and their sole purpose in life was to give birth to sons for their husbands. You seem to be out of place. But wait. I forgot that the bible gets updated. I’m sure that the people who wrote the updated versions had direct contact with God. However, that still doesn’t make sense. If God was perfect, there shouldn’t have to be newer versions of the bible. There would never have been slavery or women’s oppression. Why didn’t God just kill everybody and just start off with another batch of select few of whom he liked. Perhaps your god isn’t so perfect. Perhaps your god is just a dead white man. Otherwise, why isn’t there one unified Christian church.
Jesus was born in Jerusalem, which is in the Middle East, which is apart of Asia, yet he his depicted as White because what? White people have a superiority complex?
A pity that the Nazis didn’t massacre the Christians instead of the Jews. It would have done so much for the world.
“Because it isn’t satire, young lady. Everything written here is the Lord’s Word and goodness put into action through us, His humble servants. It’d be wise for you to repent and accept the Lord and Jesus into your heart, so you may be cleansed of the demons of your soul and see the truth we are trying to spread.”
Oh wait. I thought it was satire. My mistake. So Sorry.
Just about everything in this post is sarcasm just in case anyone still wasn’t able to tell.
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3:25 am
Dude!!
This is hilarious!! Really funny post, whoever duped Christ wire into posting this is a genius!
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2:02 pm
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! I actually got snacks to read this crap.
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12:06 pm
Sad. Just plain sad.
I am part Chinese and you are saying that I am all this utter rubbish you are rambling about.
The Chinese invented so many things and all this other stuff and your gratitude is, “I am terrified of them”?
I am going to now walk away with my head shaking slowly and sadly.
God did not want this. And I am sure he is up there shaking his head with me.
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12:15 pm
Amber you racist bitch! Have you heard of Japan, Thailand, Lao, Tibet? Any of them?
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2:55 am
Then there’s no need to show respect for god
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10:08 am
and Let He who is without sin throw the first stone
You must be pretty sin-less since you’re passing so much judgement.
*alien-in-toy-story-voice* ooooooohhhhhhhh.
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7:01 pm
fuck this im
gonna come out
i love asians i just wanna fuck them all the time 24/7
especially asian girls cuz im tran-sexual and i use my dick to fuck my own ass all day!
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2:08 pm
LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR MAN
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2:26 pm
this is just so stupid. ignorant as hell. who do you think you are to critise Chinese nationals although i am not one. the countless disregard of respect just cannot be accepted.
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1:14 am
god thing im an atheist. i won’t go to heaven nor hell and don’t try to convert me you have no proof that god exist and i have neither that he doesn’t. we are the same people with different opinions. i’m chinese and i’ll eat your babies and make a WMD by age 18.
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12:14 pm
Wow… Way to be a homo, and tell boldfaced lies on top of it! Way to be a Christian!
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11:23 pm
She is right, China is full of fag enablers! They want to trick the USA into being fags so they can out breed us and take over!
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12:05 pm
lol its just kinda funny to c how some Americans look at us…90% of $hit here is fabrication and not even supported by facts…”Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.” What happened here was all signed in a treaty years ago when AMERICANS, BRITISH, and many WESTERN COUNTRIES invade China for profits and colonization…I shouldn’t ask u to change ur ways but it is sad to believe in so much false information.
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6:51 pm
Another pathetic, nonsense, rediculous, arrogant and ignorant post by yours truely Amy.
China is building WMD? Wow! you should look at the USA’s arsenal – now wheres your morals?. And it’s budget, more than the rest of the world combined. We should be fearing the US, not China.
Also, you complete and utter retard, China was an allie of WW2, Japan and China are not the same thing, tube. So how and earth did these asian people you are talking of (Chinese incase you forgot what your talking about) team up with o’ll Hitler. Utter tube.
Also, Great Britain had a lease on HongKong, and it ran out. Also, the Days of our empire were long over and gone and we didn’t have the resources to continue having it. It was a peaceful handover, with the UK still having economic infulence on it till 2047. Again, I’ll reitterate, You mam, are an uneducated fool. Perhaps if you were slightling tuned in, you’d pickup on their Tiwan and Tibet problem. Tube.
China has adopted a one child per household, so where the hell did you get the population growth thing from? Again, do you know anything about China? They’ve got a huge aging population problem, you need an education!
Chinese Comunism?????? They only reason why you fear the chinese, is because they’ve adopted captalism as the way to run their economy and it’s growing to a point that will rival the USA’s in a matter or a couple decades. All be it with a lot of socialism still, but that’s socialist capitalism, much like most of Europe. Don’t confuse a single party run state (which is usually the classed as the evil bit of China, incendently they are starting to open up to democracy) to Comunism. Again, a fool who can’t tell the different between economics and politics.
“They are even responsible for the recent housing market crunch and faltering US economy”. Are you nuts?????? The housing crises was caused buy idiots not paying their debts. It was the USA’s fault because you were in too much debt, living the high life and not paying for it! Causing a run on the banks. Not the Chinese. Oh, I see where your going with this, You don’t like the fact that the Chinese will do the manufacturing that the US won’t pay it’s own people to do, and the result is it get outsourced. That’s your problem, it’s all that good capitalist competition that you endorse you see. Another simple economic thing that your tiny ignorant mind can’t understand.
“President Obama has let them buy up all of our national debt”. Right, ok, so the Trillions of bonds that the Bush administration sold of to China to garrantee their loans has nothing to do with it? You blame a guy who’s been in office for 3 months for this? Your name isn’t Shara Palin is it? Maybe is a right wing woman thing. Extreame Capitalism got you in this mess. Nothing else.
“next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor” Yeah, like I said, China isn’t Japan of the 1940s. And, unlike the USA, doesn’t have a blue water navy or the technology to even think about going up against the military-holic USA.
You are a bloody tube to the extream. It’s people like you who cause problems in the world. Never solving them.
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7:00 pm
Oh Oh Oh, I forgot a point!!!
Christianity is the fastest growing religion in China.
Another PWNAGE point.
Amy is uneducated, spread the word. Infact, better still, point everyone to read this story of hers.
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10:31 am
Oh Oh oh, my post has been taken down.
So much for free speach. Idiot.
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12:09 pm
Have any of you heard of the concept of satire? Ignorant bastards.
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11:47 am
You forgot to capitalize God, and no, I’m not a pagan Buddhist who’s striving to reach ‘enlightenment’ or nirvana.
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7:39 pm
I keep calling you Amy. lol, I mean Amber!
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9:34 am
CANNY SKITSY
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5:58 pm
I THINK AMBER IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH IS PROBABLY MENTALLY RETARDED AND DOESN;T AFRAID OF ANYONE.
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1:02 pm
Fucker! RACIST!
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3:32 pm
Wow, you sound really hypocritical. You start off saying, “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.”, then later you go on to say, “Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American.” You even commented on them “stealing” back Hong Kong. Hong Kong was China’s to begin with. They were just taking back what the British took from them. And by the way, not all Chinese people agree with their government ways. Actually, the vast majority of them don’t like the fact that they are limited to two children, and if they have a third one, it’ll be killed. They also depise the fact that they are forced into athieism(which is not a religion) Chinese people would love to worship God, but they can’t because their government condemns it. If they even so much as look at The Holy Bible, they will be killed if they are caught by officials. Now do you really think that the Chinese enjoy living a life like this? P.S. China did not start Pearl Harbor, Japan did. Read up on your history again.
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7:38 pm
is this a joke?
cuz if it is its a sick disgusting one. yes, im chinese, yes, im atheist, yes i dont like this post. whoever made this post must be an illiterate asshole with an iq of negative 0.5…. u have no facts at all, its just weird twisted lies that sound like its coming from hitler himself. bet if u were president of USA you would be just like him. except u’ll be exterminating asians. I BET U CANT EVEN TELL BETWEEN A KOREAN, A CHINESE, AND A JAPANESE! cuz in truth, asians have an 80 percent chance of guessing which asian is from where just like how western guys can tell between a scot and an italian. its kind of like that. u on the other hand cant tell sh1t. on ur post u mixed up the chinese with the japanese. stupid whore….i bet ur from some washed up texas county kkk member..
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3:24 pm
Christianity is a lie, the only real religion is Satanism(joke) and atheist(not really religion?)God is not a superior being that floats on a cloud, he’s the good inside everyone making it just a feeling.
there, said it
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5:30 pm
Are u stupid????
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6:36 pm
This is freakin hilarious..keep the comments going LOL
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2:33 am
Actually President George W. Bush presided over the largest sale of our national debt to China…if that’s your concern, blame the republicans.
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12:50 pm
I find this article very funny, nonsense in it makes me smile. But thats not why I am posting this here. I read a couple of comments by Chinese fellows here where they are claiming this as insulting (I agree) but in a way approving their communist government, defending China. Actually, most Chinese hold such a position, I mean supporting their current regime which is totally totalitarian. I just want to say to Chinese fellows that their regime is brutal devastating many cultures and people that are currently part of China. Han Chinese who are reading this – China is not only inhabited by Han who enjoy steady economic growth, there are other ethnic groups also. So stop encouraging Westerners to like you and please free Eatern Turkestan (my homeland) and Tibet as well as inner Mongolia. These are not your lands, you are foreigners there. You are wiping out our cultures and people with your brutal policies and animal behaviour. I generally see Chinese as aggressive conquerers, not just their government, but the whole nation. I can tell this from my experience.
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1:33 am
wats bugging is this nonsense is a top google search.the authors got issues… seriously!
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8:09 am
HA HA.
You people are so stupid I cannot believe this!
HA HA!
You are such a buch of flying assholes it ain’t even funny. You don’t know shit from shineola or your asses from your elbows and can’t write in your own language either. I bet you inbreed cokroaches didnt get past 4th Grade.
If anybody’s gonna rot in hell it sure is gonna be you guys, your hands on your chest and your heads up your asses.
Truly yours Scott
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7:34 pm
Um…this is stupid. I am Chinese, I lived in China for 17 years. This is not happening! We are not training any of our people for world domination, or anything like that! This is such a hateful post, and I am extremely offended. It is hate like this that is tearing our world apart and dividing us more and more. United we stand, and divided we fail. If people would just come together, rich and poor, black and white, christian and non-christian, I belive that the world could be a much better place.
So stop putting up things like this. Just because we have different customs and standards, and we behave differently doesn’t mean that we plan to rule the world! It is a different culture, get used to it. We think that America is quite different too, but we never say anything like this!!! Yes, we push our youth to suceed in almost everything…so what? Isn’t that a good thing?!
and isn’t America also training all of their troops and doing expieriments? everybody is! IT IS NORMAL FOR A COUNTRY TO DO THAT. That way, if WE get attacked by another country, we will be prepared to handle it. And no, we are not to blame for your economy at all. You borrowed money from us and now you are paying it back, and that is our fault? I dont think so!
We cherish life and happiness as well too! We are human, you cannot treat us as if we have no hearts. We love, hate, and laugh just like everybody else. Did you know that it was thoughts like this that started the KKK? Do you really want all of us asains to die just because we may be quieter than others, abnormally more focused in school, and have different life styles? That isn’t right!!!! Think over your thoughts…you’ll realize how wrong you are.
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11:55 pm
Propaganda!
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6:32 am
This acticle has made me terrified…
of Christian extremists who are so narrow minded they cannot understand the concepts of love and acceptance any true Christian would feel
for the sake of us all i hope you learn to live and let live instead of making up stupid lies and preaching untruths
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11:49 am
You guys who write this shit are fucking morons…. wait till china takes over and i will come over to your house, fuck your wife, and rape your kids. Dumbfucks. I bet you guys aren’t even Christian. I thought Jesus wanted Acceptance you fucking retards… if you have NO life at all, then go and do something, like a dog or a cat or your mom. Seriously… get laid with a horse. GOD IS GOING 2 SMITE U ALL BITCHES!!!!!!
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12:55 pm
Wow, the big man upstairs finds this to be pitiful. We are all humans created by Him. Saying this makes you no better than the terrorists.
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12:58 pm
And Christianity (or other religions) AREN’T?!?!
How’s the Kool-aide?
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7:13 am
GO ASIAN POWAAA! WE GOT OUR PRANS TO TAKE OVER THE US!! HAHAHAHAHA! ASIAN INVANSION DOMINATION!!
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8:20 am
i was reading carefully until i reach the line:
“Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.”
you don’t event know about chinese history. year 1897 china rented hongkong to Britain for 100years in order to pay dept. so 1997 it’s OBVIOUS that britain had to give back hongkong to china.
read some books before writing racism articles
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8:30 am
3 words: IGNORANT, BULLSHIT and …. ASSHOLE
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12:02 pm
yea jason you got it right…anyone who can’t see this as satire is just as dumb as the people who actually believe in this cr@p
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1:47 pm
you’re all retarted.
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6:48 am
Haha, you cannot spell American.
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6:17 pm
I `M NOT AFRAID OF THE CHINESE I JUST CAN`T STAND THEM
I AND ALL MY FRIENDS RECENTLY LOST OUR JOBS TO THE CHINESE
AND THE FACT THAT THEY TREAT ANIMALS TERRIBLE
YEAH I JUST CAN`T STAND THEM
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4:13 am
Parker? Are you Parker Nesbit?
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5:03 am
I agree with Chris Weir on his first argument — American fear of competition, inaccuracy of WWII history of the author. What happened to the whole “love your neighbor” concept that we Christians are supposed to be inherent with? *sigh*
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9:25 am
1. time is pure energy, related to force and mass movement
2. god only exists in the human mind, the ten commandants are the forms of first law of jewish civilisation. Jezus was a charismatic leader (che guevara style).
3. we live by coincidence we are the evolution of succesful fornication
4. the human kind is doomed to survive untill a solar flare explodes (at any moment now)
5. for sure world wars will occur in the near future, with asia involved
6. underdevelopped countries are being boycotted by the western nations of the triadium
7. the current institutionalised governments prohibit the mankind from being comfortable in its true form, it’s instincts and lusts.
you just read some random facts in life which will answer all forthcoming questions about life in the near future.
don’t hate each other, every one is a big a loser as the rest.
life’s hard, if you can’t deal with it quit bothering other people.
love yourself, no one wants to love someone who can’t love him/herself.
this was god speaking, now all say your prayers tonight and you will be saved during the apocalypse. (and you better do well cause I’m listening to all your confessions tonight son)
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9:29 am
mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn fuck that i typed a whole cumload of shits for u ppl to read but the fn server cut off my connectin…. great not gonna type it again
well this was god speaking but i hate the human race so fuck yall i’m going to my other planet i created..
euhh right dont forget to pray tonight the apocalypse is tomorrow…
and all them gay priests, it’s ok just become amish they’ll be my slaves in heaven anyway (if u know what i mean
and pope… damn.. hitler is so proud of you!
well see ya later, or not if you dont pray and confess tonight…
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3:25 pm
This article is one of the very many reasons as to why I LOATHE religion in any shape or form.
(Before I start may I just outline the fact that I did call myself a Christian for a brief period in my life, before I realised that I could live my own life without abiding by the rules of a false “God”. That and it changed nothing.)
Every religious person I have met in my life, (that’s quite a few, may I add)be them Christian or any other faith, have been selfish, obnoxious, cruel, hypocritical, deluded arseholes, to put it kindly!
I am totally for free will and following a faith, but I draw the line at FORCING false facts such as “the menace of the the People’s Republic of China truly a great peril to the world today” and an imagined deity down everyones throats.
We do not believe in your God for many reasons; possibly one of these reasons is because he influences you to write mad nonsense such as this!
What rights do you have to write this appauling excuse for an article?!
Shame on you.
You have just lowered many opinions of you, your country and your religion.
Isn’t Christianity supposed to be an all-loving religion?
I thought your God “loved all of his children”, and as far as I know, that includes China, maybe you should actually read the Bible and get your facts straight.
But don’t even get me started on the contradicting piece of shit that is the Bible.
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3:46 pm
the american christians truly are the most dangerous people on this planet :/
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5:16 pm
You are an incompetent piece of ignorant and undying white trash piece of fucking shit.
Your historical accuracy (or lack thereof) baffles me, and your word choice disgusts me.
I am appalled by your blatant ignorance and idiocy.
Communism benefits the country of the People’s Republic of China as a whole, and the USSR kicked fucking ass. So if you want to bring back McCarthyism, the stupidity brought on by that fool, you can go jump off a cliff.
And for your little and defective brain, not ALL Asians fucking bombed Pearl Harbor. Japan was willing to surrender before the stupid US dropped the fucking A-bombs in WWII.
“Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.” you said.
FUCKING GREAT BRITAIN TOOK HONG KONG FROM CHINA IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE DUMBASS.
By the way, I’m proud to be Chinese, and so is the rest of my family. You stupid piece of white trash.
You say you’re not a fucking racist, but hello, YOU MUST BE FUCKING BRAIN DEAD TO EVEN COME UP WITH THIS SHIT AND SAY YOU’RE NOT RACIST YOU BITCH.
AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL DUMBASS.
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5:49 am
Although I can taste the satire in this article, I am worried that some people may not and they may believe the article and begin to be extremely anti-Chinese. I think there should be a notice at the beginning of the article to inform the reader that it is a piece of satire.
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10:18 am
Maybe we should look up the definition of the word ‘racist’ cause one of us has been using it wrong. Japan bombed Pearl Harbor not china, there was a date which Great Brittin gave Honk Kong back they did not steal it. Just because someone isn’t ‘christian’ doesn’t mean they have no regard for life. There is not a single legitimate fact in this entire article! It’s racist propaganda like this that starts wars. You should be banned from ever speaking again. Shouldn’t you be at a Klan meeting or sleeping with your sister right now anyway?
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6:51 pm
You suck
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11:03 pm
Wow. It is true that Asia was involved in World War II. Particularly, JAPAN, which was attacking China frequently. China was the victim of invasions. Now, I can understand how anyone brain-dead enough to believe in a magic sky-man could take this to mean that Japan, in fact, is the ultimate evil, but I assure you that that, too, is such bull$hit. Think for yourselves for once, Christians.
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9:11 am
This is completely wrong, and is full of lies. None of these things are even remotely true. I have acquaintances in China, I am from China, and this is all an elaborate lie written by some intolerant, radical moron. And the fact that this article is written on a Christian website is an affront to the Church. I am a Christian as well.
Many people in China also practice religion. The sentence claiming that the Chinese kill their children and hate Americans is a lie and an insult.
Whoever wrote this article deserves to be shot.
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12:00 pm
Haha. This is pretty funny. You write about being terrified of Chinese people, but then it appears all over Google, where anyone, including the Chinese, can read it. Now, think about it. They are probably thinking that you are really scary. They probably hate you, too. Haha.
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7:15 pm
is this a fucking joke?
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11:07 pm
Okay, you are fucking RIDICULOUS. Honestly, saying you’re not racist and then ranting on about how the Chinese are going to kill everyone, blah blah blah, is bullshit.
I’m not Chinese, but I am part Asian, and you are a REAAAALLLYYY stupid person.
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3:26 pm
Put buckets of water at your door, they call it holy, you get your moneys worth. Including this stupid fucking article. Im afraid of religious idiots cause they end up killing people.
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3:46 pm
Yeah, Bill Clinton and Obama are evil and are destroying this country. And, Reagan, Bush, and McCarthy are saints… OK.
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11:25 pm
Dear Amber;
I wish people like would get their facts and research done right before writing any article, was it too much to ask for you to use a spell checker? And please keep God out of rubbish like this. If you were really a Christian you would not fear the future, let alone be terrified of it, and you would know that the world is heading for a one-world government, and that the US is nowhere in Christian or Jewish prophecy, and you ought to know that fundamental Islam and North Korea are probably more of a threat than China. One last thing, I have a feeling you are racist, and I don’t like your kind.
P.S. The only reason I give this any time is because it has had a lot of hits, and Google now has it as the first suggestion for “i am” not because this has any validity.
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4:56 am
HERP DERP HUURRRRRRRR
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10:14 am
Please Check wat you said, this post is full of insulting remarks.
Read up on your history again. Chinese stand at justice side both in the WW1(100,000 mercenary army) and in the WW2.
Please Check wat you said, this post is full of insulting remarks.
Your prejudice somewhat represents some extremists’
As a Chinese oversea student, I could not agree to many decisions made by PRC’ gov, but de facto these decisions are not made by us. I mean you can not judge our people by gov’ behavior.
You can not say Chinese have no or low moral/ethical belief just because most of PR.Chinese are not Christian.
1 Chinese have many kind of religons: Christian, Buddhist and Hindu religions…
2 While Chinese people have many kind of Cultures(More than 5000 yrs continuous culture): The main framework of Chinese Culture is Confucianism and New Confucianism. Here follows some extracts from Wiki:
According to Confucius, social order would be preserved through the maintenance of a moral order based upon proper personal behaviour and interpersonal relationships. On the other hand, the ruler should implement a ‘dezheng’ (virtuous rule) upon the ruled. The ‘virtuous rule’ should have two components: a policy benefiting the ruled in economic matters and a policy lenient penalties upon the ruled while focusing on their education and rehabilitation in political matters. Confucianism became the guiding school of thought of the Chinese nation since the Han Dynasty (206 BC-220AD) and had dominated Chinese society for 2,000 years.
You can still hold your your opinions but I still hope you will change it after you know more about China and our history.
Respect yourself Respect others Respect your culture Respect others’ culture
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10:37 am
This is awful you people come on why are you being so mean to each other?
Jesus came here for all people and loves all people!
It says in the bible that these things must take place when it comes to prophecy and we are supposed to be sisters and brothers in Christ our Lord.
Jesus came here for the sick remember. Lets not be cruel to each other because we all know in our hearts it is wrong.
God Bless You All!
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10:42 am
Clearly everyone is in the right place because you guys whoever you are are really being cruel and hateful. Please stop. Jesus came for my pittiful sick self that I am just as he did for all of us. I thank God for our Lord.
I don’t know why people here are writeing wuch awful stuff that is so mean and wrong. I think all people deserve respect and love and thats how our Lord feels to.
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12:08 pm
Question: are you high or just incredibly stupid?
you’re dumb.
very stupid. That’s okay though, there are people who can help you. They are called doctors. They are very nice. so are straight jackets. try them.
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6:16 pm
I’m sorry although you could be correct about Chinese peopole and their tactics, involving their quest to spread communism and bring upon world domination, you must know that the Chinese people were not the ones who bombed Pearl Harbor. In fact, the Japanese were which led to the United States to join the force to fight against the Axis Powers.
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9:23 pm
It was pretty funny article, but there are so many bigots who actually believe this that it is a little hard to tell if it’s a joke. Then these same bigots come and start fights in the comments. Seriously, some of you people scare me with your extreme conservative Christian beliefs. There’s nothing wrong with being Christian until you use it for hate.
Also, don’t take offense to this article.
IT’S A JOKE.
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8:12 am
The author is mentally sick or trying to be funny. How could he believe in so many non-truth? This weekens the republic party. I wonder whether this is meant to be a funny site.
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12:46 pm
This is satire. Read a book, you innumerable flotsam.
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5:30 pm
You ignorant, single minded… are you that insecure that you resort to bashing the chinese, and use your christianity as a reason? LEARN SOME HISTORY.
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5:55 pm
I am sincerely hoping this is some sort of experiment in psychology on the internet. I find it hard to believe this is an actual person’s actual view. I find it even harder to believe that this is ‘conservative satire.’
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8:22 pm
AHAH.
AHAHHHH.
OH MAN.
LOLOLOL.
SO, WE CAN BE AFRAID OF THE ASIANS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST?
Dude, I’m laughing so hard my sides are KILLING me!
We have THE WHOLE WORLD’S SUPERNATIONS to fear! And what about rising nations?
Seriously, stop pointing at countries and races to prove your religious points and degrade atheists. That was a thing that people did 60 years ago, as you said, during WWII and Nazi-Germany.
It makes you look like a dumbass.
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wait….
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9:15 pm
What do you really believe in? If you truly had any shred of morals you wouldn’t be purposefully spreading hate and false information to scare people into believing something. That’s terrorism! And what is it you are trying to gain personally from all this? I think the antichrist would definitely work like this, just a warning to anyone who believes in that sort of thing! It’s not about hating the right people! Even if this is true, you can’t let the “heathens” drag you down with them! Sadly, I’ll bet nobody will read this reply… Nor would it persuade any hate-mongers.
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9:18 pm
Oh, and it was the JAPANESE that bombed Pearl Harbor. And you yourself said the Chinese had to steal their own land BACK from the British. I hope people see you as god testing them… DON’T LISTEN TO THIS DEMON-SPAWN!
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9:21 pm
I have never heard a more incorrect, hypocritical and completely pointless article (if this piece of rubbish could even be termed as an ‘article’, thereby inferring that it has a shred of journalistic integrity).
You mention that China is developing WMD’s, due to their complete “lack of morals”, as opposed to America, which you claim is the epitome of moral high-ground. What hypocrisy! Do you realise that America has more WMD’s than any other country in the world? Therefore by that logic, America is the most immoral country ever! What a complete lot of rubbish.
Also, you mention that the Chinese “Commies” wish to takeover the Western World. Pardon me, but what proof do you have of this, other than the ‘divine’ wisdom that you seem to think you are possessed of, due to your complete lack of evidential support. What a ridiculous Cold War attitude. Your ‘theories’ are outdated, stolen from the Cold War era, not to mention completely false. I pity the people who actually believe you. Unfortunately, this is one of the things that religion can do to people, and is many times more successful when that person is an ignorant, christian extremist. You certainly don’t have to be Islamic to be dangerous – religious extremism can happen to anyone, and it is just as dangerous. Why don’t you do us all a favour and stop posting unsubstantiated rubbish on the internet.
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9:21 pm
Also, one of the reasons the rest of the world hates us is because of people like you…
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11:14 am
If the world hates us its because of Obama.
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10:11 am
do you realized that if china wanted to they could make the american dollar worthless. we do so much trade with china we practically keep their economy running so why on earth would they want to destroy us!! you are retarded.
Japan and china are totally different countries. It is hilarious how stupid you are. sorry for the insult but do some research!!!!
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12:26 pm
The Chinese didn’t “join up” with Adolf Hitler. That was imperial Japan. Japan is now a capitalist nation that is arguably more productive than the United States due to pompous, arrogant attitudes of most Americans. The American mentality went from the self-made man ideology of the founding fathers to the “I’m better than you and loved by God more because I’m American”, thus leading to laziness and LACK OF MORALS IN AMERICA.
The Chinese are not training anyone for world domination. They are becoming increasingly capitalistic due to the fall of communism and how it has left a bad taste in the world’s mouth.
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12:59 pm
well first of all this is racist. its easy to hide behind the im not a racist and then generalize about an ethnic group. so “only 60 years ago these asian countries joined Adolf Hitler” well last time I checked my history books the chinese did not join hitler it was the japanese in fact the chinese were invaded and suffered hundreds of thousand of casualties and their cities were razed. the chinese did not steal Hong Kong from the UK. The UK had a contract for the land and the contract expired. the contract was honored by the chinese but they decided not to renew it.
well i cant read anymore this is ridiculous.
The author is obviously very ignorant.
because someone is not a christian does not mean they are evil. HOW MANY TIMES AMERICA????? are we becoming fanatics like the ones we are fighting in the middle east? recent proof says yes maybe not at the same level yet but the murder of a women’s clinic doctor? the shooting in the museum in DC?
tolerance, education and understanding are the tools we need.
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8:34 pm
wow, i am so completely and utterly shocked at how shallow and incorrect this article is, i don’t even know where to begin. like the supporting facts in this article sound like the excerpts i heard in this documentary i saw about hate.com! it says at the beginning that this isn’t racism, but it sounds to me like extreme racism or even nationalism! now wheres the morality in that?
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8:34 pm
Wow. This was the most retarded thing I’ve ever read. I was absolutely outraged that some some shit-for-brains cunt actually wrote this. Then in disbelief I read it again. I actually laughed the second time because I just find extremely stupid, subhuman creatures hilarious. Seriously, everything is wrong, biased and racist.
If this blog is indeed a satire, then that bitch should have the ovaries (or quite possibly testicles or neither) to clarify because I wasn’t really laughing. Except for the outrageous idiocy and ignorance. Her stupidity is laughable.
By the way, this shows how Christians are hypocrites(no atheist).
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9:10 pm
Wow. This was the most retarded thing I’ve ever read. I can’t believe that there someone so stupid and ignorant actually exist. This shit-for-brains cunt wrote an incredibly racist, biased, and inaccurate blog. I was absolutely outraged. Then, in my disbelief I read it again. The second time i actually laughed because it was so stupid and subhuman the author is.
If it is actually a satire then the Amber should have the ovaries ( or possibly testicles or neither) to clarify because it wasn’t funny. Except for her ignorance and stupidity, that was funny.
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11:51 pm
Listen to my son Jeebus’s post. I CREATED YOU AND I CAN DESTROY YOU! MWAHHAHAHA! Striking Amber with lightning in three… two… one.
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8:39 am
u say that america is “The most moral nation on earth”
you crazy b*****d!
America is insanely rich and powerful but at a price…
i’ve seen it: when people cant keep up with their rent/mortgage payments they get forced out onto the streets with no money and nowhere to go…and the government doesnt do shit to help them!
it may be a one-of-a-kind nation but that doenst hide the fact that its morally bankrupt!
ps. ur a racist fucktard
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8:55 am
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
thanks a million amber i havnt laughed so hard in a long time!!!
yea chinese ppl rly scare me cause they can prob do some CRAZYASS martial arts nd use chopsticks to make my eyes really skinny (by the way im not racist ROFL)
u crazy biach if this is for real u need a hobby
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9:01 am
Great, one person who has racist thought to Asian people, i might not be Chinese but Viet is as just as same. For some reason you have been uneducated or your parent seem to have racist thoughts to Asians as they have taught you to be. As you say “I am extremely terrified of Chinese People, but i’m not racist” becomes an oxymoron. You say your terrified of a race, yet ; you say your not racist at the same time. What do you prove? NOTHING. Why would God create Chinese people if they would bring terror to America? America at first was a nation of mixed group that it is today. Besides, Nazi’s are the people you should be terrified of, they wanted to take over the world. I betcha your some Nazi that escaped execution and is hiding with the KKK and posting propaganda about Asians. Huh? am i right? yea just hide your pathetic ass. Some Christian you are, if you where a real Christian, then you would be able to accept, and TOLERATE, another race whether you like it or not. It’s people like you who start a genocide, from what Joseph Stalin started, then to Hitler, Rwanda, and Darfur, and next America, the mass killings of Asians. And you will be one of those people who start it. And when you die, may the Mercy of God condemn you to HELL where people like you belong. Great, when we recover after Hitler, another person like him steps up. You know, history repeats itself until we learn our lesson, apparently you haven’t.
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1:22 pm
what the fucking shit?!
you are a bunch of dickheads and assholes and you should go to hell and fuck the devil
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1:46 pm
WTF, are u serious! like the US has a reason to look down on us , we’re f-ing loaning them money and what we get is a “I’m not racist , but im scared of china”
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2:27 pm
Wow. This was the most retarded thing I’ve ever read. I can’t believe that there someone so stupid and ignorant actually exist. This shit-for-brains cunt wrote an incredibly racist, biased, and inaccurate blog. I was absolutely outraged. Then, in my disbelief, I read it again. The second time I actually laughed because it was so stupid and subhuman the author is.
If it is actually a satire then the Amber should have the ovaries ( or possibly testicles or neither) to clarify because it wasn’t funny. Except for her ignorance and stupidity, that was funny.
By the way, this shows how Christians are hypocrite (no atheist).
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5:07 pm
thats suppose to be funny? Totally lame, but a good way to get lots of hits on your blog.
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5:26 pm
i think my comments are being filtered. Repressive bitch.
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8:48 pm
THIS IS SO RACIST AND RIDICULOUS
Chinese culture is some of the richest in the world
I hope nobody actually believes this s$!t.
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9:35 pm
are you insane! you know nothing about the world! you just say stupid things because you think ur smart. go back to whatever youre good at(nothing?) and leave the world alone. there are so many things wrong with what you said.
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9:47 pm
LOLS!!!!
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11:05 pm
Guys, everyone calm down. You see this article is NOT seriously written. It’s satire, which brings it to a point other than a bit of humor, to prove a point about the way in which modern people tend to think.
The author DOES NOT actually fear chinese people, she’s written this to show the humor in the way some people come to illogical conclusions. Basically she’s pretending to be stupid so that people can see how dumb this way of thinking really is.
The point is that she wants you all to read it and say “Man, look at the way she is making fun of how people come to illogical conclusions, I should make sure not to sink to that low a level of judging people.”
Its kind of like reverse psychology, except you guys just aren’t understanding what it was really meant for.
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12:17 am
wow, you guys are retarded. and btw you mixed up japanese w/ chinese for the WWII reference. you guys really need to step out of your bubbles and step into the real world.
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3:13 pm
Im sorry Amber, I always knew you wouldn’t make it. You always had problems with spellings. And “Adoldf Hitler” is a major fail. The leader of the Nazi Party during WW2 was Adolf Hitler. Besides, that the whole point of this “story” of yours is really confusing. I always knew that you didn’t have the potential to be a writer. Dont push yourself too hard kid. Your personal opinion is distorted, I wonder what’s happened to you. You need to see a doctor and get your head checked. It is regretful, to learn that you have progressed little since your graduation from pre-school. “Historically, Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American.” I’m worried by the little knowledge you have gained since your pre-school days. Historically Amber, america as we know it today was a land occupied by the “red-indians” (named by the famous explorer who thought he had reached India… maybe you relate to him, thus you have his lack of knowledge and bearings. Confusing geographical West with East, and mixing everything up in that confused head of yours.) The greatest error in your ways kid, or the greatest sin in your writing(as I would put it), is that you have brought conflict and you have torn open old wounds. Deliberate, the cause of it seems(thus I deem it a sin). Have you not learned forgiveness from the preachings of pastors? Have you not read through the Holy Bible and digested its contents? I fear you have much to learn. Pray, child. pray for forgiveness from the Father. Ask for forgiveness from those whom you have so foolishly offended. I fear that this wound, fresh and bleeding… Will not heal until people learn to reason, to judge correctly. Truth or perception, it is your choice.
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8:23 pm
“Only 60 years ago, [the Chinese] peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
Let’s see, for one China and America fought as allies against the Japanese…
China was communist, while Hitler was extreme capitalist (Hitler hated communists (i think he even had a campaign to kill them in germany)).
Are you sure you’re not talking about the Japanese, because:
- Japan did have an alliance with Hitler’s Germany
- USA carpet and firebombed much of Japan, then they dropped the two nuclear bombs,
is the “day of infamy” pearl harbor, because that’s Japan.
Are we on the same colloquial ‘wavelength’, or are you just a bit ignorant about the truth…
I don’t know, maybe the author was raised hearing of asians attacking pearl harbor, and nowadays, he sees that china is the most populated and getting the most media attention, so you immediatly think that? or what…
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8:25 pm
Lol. This is better than comedy.
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8:42 pm
And we wonder why America is the most highly hated and despised nation in the world.
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1:15 am
Just to say to Lucifer4omen666 any religion is real it just depends on which one is right. And no maybe you should get your facs right because jehovah (god) does not live up in the clouds.
I am chinese and am extremely offended. Skyblue, you have nothing to worry about it is obvious that this isn’t true. Everyone has a fre edom of speech but Amber is saying that the ‘will’ not ‘possible’ and ‘maybe’
Sure i am a little late to have a say but this is hypocritical and racist.
Besides who are you talking about? Don’t drag all asians into this! The chinese created paper and kites and fireworks, like to see your children live without paper.
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10:47 am
First things first. In the late 1800s and early 1900s, Western Powers introduced opium to China, partly for profits and partly so that they can add fuel to fire and take advantage of the political turmoil then. How gentlemanly is that? Also, the fact that some countries took advantage of a weaker country and carved territories for themselves show that they, too are hungry for land and want to “dominate the world”. Hong Kong was loaned to Britain durin that period for a hundred years. Now that the lease is over, China is just taking back what is rightfully hers. Is that wrong?
Also, certain territories such as Tibet belonged to China from the start. Anyway, ask any country to give up it’s territories and see is she is willing!
The article showed that the Chinese were people of loose morals. Are there no westerners who are unscrupulous? How rampant is abortion, free sex and other vices in Western countries? Is the article saying that all westerners are sin-less and saints?
Also, was China even involved in the Nazis incident? Anyway, USA’s current setback was her own doing and China even helped bail USA out. What does this say?
Obviously, the author is also ‘cold, calculating and harsh’, judging by the way she describes her fellow brethren. She is one who blames failure on others instead of wanting to find out the real reason.
The author is obviously shallow and foolish. This means something, coming from a 15-year-old kid still in school. She ought to be ashamed and go back to school to learn her lessons well. Particularly lessons on humility, respect and History.
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10:50 am
by the way, I’m not prejudiced towards any race or nationality, even Nazis, cause I believe everyone has a good streak in them. There are always good and bad people in every race. Even among Chinese. This is a lesson the author should learn
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12:27 pm
Get an iq of atleast triple digits before you post anything.. dumbass.
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8:13 pm
After seeing “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people” pop up endlessly on Google, I felt compelled to read your article. I highly recommend you do some reading before posting an article with so many factual errors. For example, we fought Japan, not China, in WWII. You may also want to consider some grammatical tutoring. In short, your article shows you to be ignorant, barely literate, and highly irrational.
You are fully entitled to your religious beliefs and your political opinions, no matter how vehemently people disagree. America was founded on that thought. But remember, if you post an article that makes you look ridiculous, you invite what comes afterward.
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2:25 pm
I have never read anything more ignorant and ridiculous in my life. This is officially the most stupid website that has ever been created. I am not even Chinese and I am offended. How can people that claim to follow god are so stupid and racist??? Amber and all those who support this nonsense are really the only ones going to hell…And yes the devil is coming for your soul ONLY.
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9:46 am
SCEW YOU amber you cunt. get fucked and die.
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10:02 am
amber is a dumb fuck
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10:09 am
pagan > christains in moral
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10:26 am
okay, is this for real?
like is this an actual real life christian webpage?
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10:47 am
You are going to burn in hell.
I made a mistake when I created you.
My son died for everyone’s souls but yours.
There is a difference between a bigot and a racist. Read a book.
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1:14 pm
omg, its so true….i’m gonna get those mother f*ckers
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3:10 am
if this isnt a joke then congrats to the author on her moronic uneducated ramblings.
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7:32 pm
Bravo on the SATIRE. I know you actually know your historical facts. I found the article quite humorous.
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8:19 pm
Please calm down people, it’s been said multiple times by other commenters that this is a SATIRICAL website. No need to get so angry about it!
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10:15 pm
You are probably the most ignorant human being alive.
First of all, the Chinese did not fight against us in WWII. Get your facts straight. Also, Asia was a civilization before North America was even discovered. Almost EVERY SINGLE thing we have in the US today was adapted in some way from the Chinese.
I rarely say this to people, but you are an idiot.
And the part about Hong Kong being captured from Great Britian is totally stupid. First of all, China had the land first. Britian came in an “claimed” it. Much like they did with the US. This, my friend, is why the Revolutionary War happened.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
Please, before you post more crap on the internet, do some more research besides smoking your crack pipe.
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2:46 pm
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD! Seriousy, anyone believing that CHINA of all countries is a “sleeping dragon waiting take over our souls and lives”, or whater you wrote, needs to be hogtied (naked), shot at for 38 hours straight in the most sensitive parts with a paintball gun, and released into a small pen full of raging bulls, and frozen alive in an ice berg. But that’s just my opinion, for what it’s worth.
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3:40 pm
I was shocked to see this, because I’m chinese and I go to church. I don’t get this stuff, I’m still a teenager. But this is pretty stupid, for sure. I mean, almost all of the article is inaccurate, but what makes me agitated are the comments. I don’t understand how people can believe this. God help you guys who do. And I encountered all of this when I went on Google, pressed “I” and saw the title of this site at the bottom. Can you believe that? All I needed to put was “I”.
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5:29 pm
LOL, this person speaks like a 16th century a puritan who’s scared of reality and technology haha..
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4:55 am
bitch
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2:46 pm
1. Know your history knowledge
2. Go back to 5th grade or whatever
3. Fail
4. Go to hell
5. You’re a racist motherfucker
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4:38 pm
HAhahahhahahaha… this made my day<3
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7:09 pm
Lol. This is satire right?
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10:30 pm
Lol @ asian author of this article. Look at amber’s thumbnail image!
I am not a great ethnic scholar, but I think the funniest part of the article is that a “Chinese” person wrote it ^^.
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10:20 am
My history may be a little rusty, but i’m pretty sure it was the japanese that did pearl harbor, not the chinese. Amber you are a moron.
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7:17 am
I’m pretty sure the ad banner on the top of this page rotates, but there was an ad for THE CONFUCIUS INSTITUTE.
Not only are their writers retarded, but their admins are too
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10:02 am
who cares who bombed pearl harbor(it was the japanese)but anyway how do so many people are scared of chinese people they are people! what has our world become? this is so rikiculusthis many people are scared of chinese people. omg im extremely terrified of american people! goodness! no wonder everyone in the world hates the usa! its people like this that make people hate us!
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12:03 am
Me on a good day
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2:36 pm
Knowing that this is satire, I found this post to be extremely hilarious. If I had not done some research before reading this, my comment would probably include words such as “racist”, “motherf*ckers”, “should”, “die”, “in”, “a”, and “fire”.
I was born in China, by the way, and I’m WAY too open-minded to take ANY racial remarks seriously. After all, all racists are are jealous people who have insular attitudes towards foreigners and must rely on preconceived notions about white (or any other color for that matter) supremacy to feel good about themselves.
Cheers.
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5:55 pm
are you on drug given by your evangelical pastor?
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3:36 pm
chinese japanese dirty knees look at these (.)(.)
you is fucking ridunkulous
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6:22 pm
Lol this is a satirical website. she doesnt actally mean this, it is meant to be outrageously dumb therefore funny. like if i were to go yell DOWN WITH THE KITTENS THEY ARE PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION VIA SCRATCHING OUR FURNITURE!!! im sure some members of peta would be like THAT IS NOT TRUE KITTIES ARE ADORABLE!!!! but the rest of the world would know i was joking.
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4:55 pm
“….China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination”.
How naive you are! Or maybe you think that your fellow citizens are…..
World Domination indeed! No, not the chinese. Maybe Brain (from Pink and the Brain).
I’ll give you another choice/clue/hint: the Jews.
The press is theirs, Hollywood is theirs, major TV networks are theirs, american Congress is theirs.
Does that ring a bell?
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8:57 pm
Amber you racist jerk. Go die. People like you are why the KKK existed. Don’t give me bull about how I’m not being rational. I’m not joking. I took and passed multiple courses in many disciplines. stop being racist.
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9:44 pm
Directed here by a screenshot from failblog.org, showing the incomplete search in google: “I am extremely terrified of”, and getting the alternative “Chinese people” it just made my day when i did the search myself, and this blog popped up.
So thank you Amber, for showing that subtle humor is not dead in the US, and providing it with such skill!
The scary thing is that some people actually think you’re serious… lighten up people;)
Keep the laughs coming=)
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11:50 pm
I NEED TO FART!
CAN’T HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER!!!!
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11:52 pm
NEED TO F@RT ASAP!!!
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5:47 pm
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. People who think like this get what they deserve- their brains and hearts wither away.
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2:05 am
Thank you so much for this inspirational article. As a Chinese, I am extremely ashamed of all the millions of people we tortured and gassed in World War 2. Now i plan to enter Japan to teach them the True Way of God,even with the constant threat of Communists, I know my path is right. Please pray for me on my journey.
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11:56 am
I think this is just a farce. Besides, the author does infact look chinese and I mean that literally.
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7:15 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah this was the funniest piece of shit I’ve ever read! Either that or the most ignorant, stupid and mis-informed. Either you are a typical one brain-celled American, or you’re joking. I hope for your sake, Amber, that it’s the second one.
Oh, and God’s not real =)
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3:41 am
I would just like to point out that America’s so-called moralistic values are so strong they feel the need to kill thousands of Iraqi people to prove a point or blow up Japanese cities, how can this be any worse than China’s supposed WMDs that threaten your wondeful land! Btw I am English and even us, your “partner” nation absolutely hates you! No wonder considering this narrow minded bollocks
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6:44 pm
How FUCKING stupid is this bitch.
China never joined Hitler retard your almost too stupid to insult.
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6:54 pm
Thanks for reminding me why I stay away from the “Holy Masses” Wow, thank God for telling me to worship from home.. Sometimes I think people like this have fallen under a darker angel, but just won’t know it until it is too late.. or maybe it’s what they want. Either way.. this is sickening. Perpetuating hate, you are trully a great follower.. of what, well I don’t know.
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6:50 pm
Lol, the comments here are funnier than the post. So few people have actually figured out that this whole site is a parody site. Didn’t anyone actually check the bottom of the page to notice how all of the posts are ridiculous?
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8:02 am
I think your being paranoid good luck
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7:55 am
You’re a fucking idiot.
Now this is why women should stay out of politics.
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12:41 pm
I’m pretty sure this was meant to be a joke. At least that’s what I’m hoping.
Have a laugh people, there’s no way this person is serious. The only sad thing here is that it’s being taken seriously at all.
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4:09 pm
Wow you people are fucking slow. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. It took me three sentences to realize it’s satire.
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6:56 pm
this is the most RETARDED thing i have ever read. People should have to pass an IQ test to use the Internet
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12:05 am
I really dont understand why you wrote this.Because its so ridiculous!As you see，I am a Chinese senior high school student and I
am not very good at English!So I needed a dictionary when I was reading you article.
How can you use such kind of words to describe Chinese people.As a race,we have a long history,but as a country we are just like a teenager.Of course，we have made mistakes.However， I swear the things you mentioned our country and our people have never done before and would never do it in the future.You are stigmatizing！
Our country are always fighting for the world peace，helping the developing countries to protect our rights.
All we want is just like you，wrorld peace！
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1:30 am
AAaaaaHA! “helping the developing countries to protect our rights”
So are you saying China’s plan is to make all the poor countries give them resources to aid the Mother China Land?! I knew it!
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4:09 am
its not american who does that and by the way I think he didnt mean Ressource help he mean diplomatic help
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1:50 am
You are incredibly uninformed. Man, just when you think the world can’t get any more ignorant. Although, i have to give you credit for bashing the dems and liberals alike. Your an idiot though so you don’t get any points for it. Poor reflection on educated christians and true believers of any religion really. Must be westburrow baptist…
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1:25 pm
LOL! “Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor!”
Hey, just a little heads up, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. Might wanna do a little research before you slander an entire race of people. I’m just gonna assume this entire article is a joke. If you truly are a Christian, you are a ****ing hypocrite. Pray for them, don’t slander.
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11:05 pm
The only kind of people you should be worried about are the ones that are running OUR GOVERMENT, the US GOVERMENT…Sure the chinese are communists..and i bet they’re goverment is just as crooked as ours.. but that doesnt make the people (as a whole) themselves crooked… Plus Chinese people make some DAMN good food. Who ever wrote that whole thing is ignorant.
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11:13 pm
OK. It’s satire. But very well done satire. I could believe a crazy Christian saying these things (or just a racist) but if you look at some of the other articles, well they’re just too much. And if they’re not…well after the ’08 election, if you watched 10 minutes of the news, you’d see just how fucking nutterballs those people are.
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6:17 pm
It’s a joke! It’s not serious!
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10:22 pm
to amber cooper
first do u known the history of us in the world war II?
if u see it clearly please get the page and the edition of the book where can u got the words supports u
second everyone has his/her own contry love it is a morality.
but aspersions chinese make you feel good? it is ibel
thrid someday i want u go to china.
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11:46 am
yes amber, us chinese are going to come to your house and KILL YOU after we steal your land and sacrifice some young women.
while taking the lord’s name in vain
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4:55 am
She might take your sentence as a proof!
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4:18 am
well you can Just Kill her nobody will care
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12:28 pm
hahaha amber your retarded!!! Look at yourself!
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12:49 am
That’s a very hateful thing to say.
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6:28 am
Yeah, that’s an insult to retarded people.
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4:12 am
you son of bitch ! fu*k you everyday
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10:12 am
Amber, you look chinese, actually, you look Mongolian.
This is the worst piece of crap ever written, you are such a stupid bigot and you have the nerve to call yourself a Christian.
You are soooooooo pathetic….no wonder why shit is also “amber” colored.
I hope God be as evil as he was during Moses time and He blows you off your made-in-china slippers with a “Lightning of Peace.”
You are such an idiot, I am still amazed… Man what a b!tch.
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10:28 am
THIS IS THE MOST BIAS AND CRAPPISH STORY I”VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE 38 YEARS OF LIFE. WITHOUT CHINA, WE WOULD NOT HAVE PAPER, COMPASSES, OR THE SILK ROAD. If I remember correctly, Hong Kong was given back to China in a presentation ceremony in 1997, not ‘stolen back from the British’. Also, China was not on the Axis side of WW2, they were FIGHTING the Japanese, an AXIS power. If you really want to express these views, then do it. But these ‘facts’ and ‘statements’ that you should be extremely terrified of Chinese people is the worst of them all. ‘I am not racist, but I am extremely terrified of Chinese people. You should be too.’ YOU SHOULD BE TOO?! OK, that’s taking it too far. DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO THINK, I HAVE ENOUGH LIFE EXPERIENCE TO LISTEN TO MYSELF AND NOT SOME RACIST PIG!
LONG LIVE THE PRC.
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3:42 pm
Wow! is she dumb,retard,stupid,moron,brainwashed or idiot?
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10:30 pm
yes you are racist. and even thogh im in6 grade i know what harrasment is. seeing how im hispanic…. anwway, i will not insult you. i dont think anyone should. but you need help. PLEASE sign in to a mentel hospital or visit china. you need help as 4 your article
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2:48 am
you are an idiot. Every time you mentioned China you meant Japan. Every time you said Chinese, you meant Japanese. However Chinese people are the only ones that put their babies down, not Japs. You know nothing about world was 2. Japan was invading China at the time and china had almost no militant strength. Pearl habour was Japan too.Japan teamed up with the Nazi’s but did no fighting on the same turf. But your right, there is a lot of Chinese men, and they outnumber the women by heaps. but that’s ok. Because there’s no women, and no one to give birth, the next generation of Chinese will be a lot LOT less than their current. and no. no they do not clone people douche bag. you are religeous and religion is stupid like the people that follow it.
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4:07 am
OMG! This is serious stuff? Did you fail your history class, you don’t even know your country’s history let alone the world history… Ofcourse ignorant people are terrified of everything…
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8:12 am
THIS IS A SATIRICAL SITE!!!!! IT’S A JOKE!!!!
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12:43 pm
Um. Just a few points. You know. Facts.
- The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. The Japanese also slaughtered hundreds of thousands of Chinese during their invasion and occupation. Japanese. Not Chinese.
- Some Chinese people are, in fact, Atheist or agnostic. However, despite the Chinese governments attempts, the nation is still predominantly Buddhist, Taoist and Muslim, with roughly 14.2% Christian (divided between Catholic and various Protestant denominations.
- “Liberals” are not the only ones who support abortion. I’m constitutionalist, with decidedly right leanings. In other words, I think Chinese flavor of communism is just as repugnant as a theocracy. Hint hint.
- In China, females are not ritually sacrificed, though I have to give the author credit for creativity, you get F- for fact checking. However, it has been documented that due to the “One family, one child” law and the pressure to have male children, some parents have aborted when it’s known to be a female.
- China did not “conquer” Hong Kong. There was a treaty which the British Government chose to honor.
- “It’s a part of their cultural heritage to hate the good Eest.” Um. It’s spelled “East”. And second, we’re the “West”. China and Asian nations are the East. Oh, and it’s not part of their culture to “hate” the… West. It is, however, deeply rooted that Asian cultures are superior, since they had advanced mathematics, currency, written language, and even seismographs long before European nations had even gone past “Oh look, a rock!”
Please continue writing this stuff. You give me endless amusement, and it tickles me to know that, should you breed, my own daughter will have little if any competition for high paying and rewarding careers.
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5:39 pm
goddamn it. how stupid can you be? hiding behind your veil that america has the highest morals and are superior to everyoneelse. But thats ok. I suppose it isnot ure fault. but this is just sad. Oh, China was on America’s side during World War Two. Just to let you know. xD
perhaps u should stop being paranoid and go back to 9th grade history…yes?
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6:53 pm
Chinese people are cool
Amber go suck your own balls.
Amber ur parents dont even love you your adopted.
Amber u smell like shit
-Iran
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6:57 pm
Amber go lick your own balls
You fail so much failblog is proberbly full of your photos
You suck ur mums Pen15 every night…and u enjoy it
-Iran
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7:01 pm
Amber, the Chinese didn’t ‘conquer’ Hong Kong from anyone, it was ‘leased’ to the Brits in one of the unfair treaties during which Great Britain, America, and Germany, among others, banded together to essentially bleed China dry. China, which came to be known as “the prostrate giant” of the time, was forced to grant land, war compensations (for being invaded), and extraterritoriality to England, with other Western nations enacting a “me too” policy. China was held at the mercy of the West by its peoples’ addiciton to opium, a cleverly introduced substance the likes of which Chinese had never seen. And to not check which Far Eastern country bombed Pearl Harbor is foolish enough, but to say the Chinese did it is, excuse me, border-line retarted. The Chinese were busy getting raped at Nanking during the Rape of Nanking. There are countless books and websites on the subject.
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7:21 pm
Awww man! You just made me feel awful. My name’s Amber, and I think this is stupid and pointless and racist. Now people are making fun of me. Not cool.
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8:35 pm
I just want to say one thing, you are a dumb ass, McCarthyism was for stupid racists and liars who wanted to control politics by lying. Seriously get a freaking job u cunt! fucking dumb ass amber, you redneck bitch.
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8:42 pm
Amber … You know your probably making the situation worse than it is right?
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8:48 pm
this thing HAS to be a joke. I mean is there really anyone this ignorant?
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10:36 pm
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12:56 am
this is the most poorly written piece of “satire” i’ve ever read.
satire is supposed to be funny, i did not laugh at all. satire is supposed to prove a point, but i see no point in this article.
FAIL.
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1:12 am
Wow, it is a huge relief to have someone agree with me on this subject. I have a “friend” who is Chinese and she is just the worst thing ever. Their whole race is so fucking academically advanced it’s not even fair. They’re a terrible thing for America because they force talented Americans to be forced to go to crappy ass schools instead of high quality colleges, therefore, making Asians smarter and more likely to take over the world. I totally agree with you Amber and I think I am in love with you now. I use forks, by the way. Eating with sticks is an abomination.
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1:37 pm
Your type of thinking leads to things like the Holocaust. P.S. it’s spelled CANNOT.
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5:55 pm
Haha christians…LOL…. nutters, shouldnt christianity be considered a mental illness
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8:39 pm
Seriously?! Any other part of the world may be doing the same thing you just described (I’m not saying asia is). Why mock on asia?! I love asia.
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4:22 am
OI JEW DUDE!!!
FUCK U I AM SO THE SON OF GOD!!!!
UR JUST CRANKY COZ U DONT HAVE FORSKIN U JERK!!!!
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5:13 am
BOOBS
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8:53 am
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
That was Japan, dumbfuck, not China. Get your history straight before your get up on your high horse. A fucking child knows more about the world wars then you do.
“Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.”
Who stole the land in the first place? England, bitch. Good on them for taking their shit back.
TROLL TROLL TROLL etc etc etc. Theirs only a billion other things incorrect in this article. Not racist? Highly unlikely. MORE TROLLING goes here.
As a ‘white person’ from a ‘western society’, in defence of the Chinese and every other race on earth you people seem to hate, fuck you woman. Your the type of bitch who starts wars that kill billions.
Were all human faggot, and being ‘white’ or ‘Christian’ does not make you a superior being. Being a Christian makes you a world-killing faggot. Look at what you do to people. If god really exists, people like you will probably be the first thrown into hell.
And I’ll see you their.
In closing, up yours.
TROLL TROLL TROLL.
Sincerely, every fucker with half a brain on this planet.
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9:34 am
Really. Your fighting like this on a CHRISTIAN website. I hate this article too, and almost had to force myself to comment, because, I mean really, I don’t think this article even deserves the respect of a comment. Ranting in a comment makes it even worse. Do you realize, how many swears you people are typing…? I swear once in a while on this website, but most every post has swears in it.
Is this really worth your time? God’s going to take care of her. He’s gonna whip her ass real good for this article, and I’m pretty sure he can do that without our ranty comments, no?
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12:23 pm
You’re ignorant.
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2:23 am
LMAO! Extremely funny!
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2:33 am
I think its a genuine fact the Asians have a lot of the world today and its a clear and present danger that American society has to address. Those people work for nothing in factories and now the red Chinese are buying nukes and making tvs. Its very dangerous and if Bush were still President he would STAND UP to these vicious commies! Its all the hard cause there are just so damn many of them they have no sexual control or something. There are literally billions of these types of people in Asia and America and Europe (I dont think they like the weather inAfrica) anyway, it’s very dangerous unless we can limit them and white people stop lesbianism and have more babies. We just have to have more Christian marriages and children in good homes, Its surprising because there are such a high proprodence of homosexuality in the Asian world. The men cannot grow hair and rice is low fat. Anyway, many of the girls are marry white American men and that’s scary. Its a way to interfere in the US of A. And the Asian boys also lure many Americans into Homosexualities. My friend’s boy went to thailand and the things that happened him there with boys it was horribel. He came home and tried to open up a antique shop or something with his Asian sex lover.
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7:15 am
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf (sic) Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth.”
Are you referring to the Japanese? Because it seems like this article is about China. Japan fought against China and attempted to enslave its people. Next time you vomit onto the internet, make sure it’s factually correct vomit.
It amazes me how retarded most people actually are. I guarantee you’ll find more intelligence in a peach than you will in this article.
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5:06 pm
Can no one tell that this is a joke? I thought this was hilarious!
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10:40 am
Just a few historical facts: 1) it was Japan, not China that entered into an alliance with Nazi Germany. China was at the receiving end of some rather nasty work by the Japanese Army of the day.
2) Hong Kong was not ‘invaded’, the lease was up and so it was returned to China as per the agreement. An agreement that had much to do with the distribution of opium to the Chinese as for anything else.
Please please please, get your facts right.
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12:58 pm
Please sign up. Pleeeeeeeze?
http://www.signappnow.com/sheet/TxyfgeK4
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4:30 pm
Racist ass, cao ni ma
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4:30 pm
HOW THE HELL DOES CHINA TAKE BACK HONG KONG??!?!? FUCKING GREAT BRITAIN TOOK THE MOTHER FUCKING CITY FROM THEM IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE! JESUS, LEARN YOUR FUCKING HISTORY!!!
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10:16 am
wow… as a former naval sailor, as a student of war, not only is this chick WAY OFF THE MARK… she’s GD insane!!! and yes i said GD, i am a christian… but this chic is outta her ever loving mind and must be damned lest we all get the label for her insanity!!!!
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12:56 pm
Amber, either you are really good at satires (like “A modest proposal”) or you are the biggest, biggest stupid slot-eyed Chinese descendant a womb has ever sput out!!!!!!
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1:28 am
We Chinese people are friendly people !
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1:58 pm
This is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever read. China was allied with America in almost every single war. There are many chinese churches across America and China, and everywhere else in the world.
Right now, China is saving out economy by helping us with debts. You should be thanking them!
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2:20 pm
This isn’t funny.
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4:47 pm
you people can’t possibly believe this person is serious
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1:27 am
There is so much to say
and so little space…..
I could start babbling
about what you said and
call you all that…
But the thing is…
I would never sink to you level…..
As much as I would love
to say all the horrible
things that everybody
was saying, only thing
or at least the best thing
I can do is wait for you
to realize the truth by yourself……
Because the lessons that
you learn by personal
experience are the ones
that stay for ever and are best learned…….
And it would kind of suck
if you died with that kind thought……………
What you should really be scared of
is yourself…. Because joke or no joke,
someone that thinks that way about someone
like the Asian race…..
Has other kind of issues or internal
problems that are not detectable easily…..
Or in just by simple sight….
So be careful with yourself….
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6:48 am
Really.IS THAT FUNNY?Please,learn the difference between China and Japan. Your igorance of the history is unbearable. First,stop being so racist.Second,JUST SHUT YOUR DAMNED MOUTH.
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2:36 pm
Three questions:
1) Is this satire?
2) Whether or not this is satire, how did something like this get to be the top Google suggestion for merely typiing in “I am” into a search?
3) No, seriously, is this satire?
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2:30 am
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2:33 am
i dont know who the hell this guy is but this works
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2:36 am
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2:44 am
wow. i like cheerios.
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8:56 pm
What the fuck is up with these people?
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10:15 pm
1. I hope this is fake.
2. As I am japanese I wish to inform you that emperror Hirohito was the one that bombed peral harbor, and it was well payed for by the atom bomb on japan.
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5:54 am
You are an asshole,and I’m extremely terrified with your stupid mind!
Because you don’t kown the history,you don’t have beautiful mind,you don’t have patriotic mind!
I’m sorry,you are rubbish !!!!!!
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8:28 am
how extreme and arrogant you are.
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10:07 pm
are you fucking serious? really? What the fuck?? did you say that the CHINESE bombed pearl harbor? Do you live under a fucking rock? this is retarded. but just by the way…. how do you blindfold a chinese person?….with dental floss lol
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6:28 am
LOL Calm down ppl lol still this is funny hsit… one ting its taklign about asians and jesus lol wat can i say.!!! Still Hail CHAIRMAN MAO NUMBER ONE ASIAN ALL FOLLOW his FOOTsteps!!!
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7:52 am
Its funny that she didn’t mention the Bushs and other repubicans(not misspelled) continously have secret business deals with chinese.
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10:03 am
Holy crap, I thought this was a joke from The Onion. Just one quick question for those that actually believe this crap: what’s the highest level of education you’ve completed? I’ve read a lot of theological opinion, in particular, David Ray Griffin, and educated Christian theologians would be terrified with such absurd rants as this one.
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10:07 am
Jesus was a communist. You’re all heathens, and you will ALL rot in Hell! Praise Jesus, the real one, not the hate-filled satanic charlatan you follow.
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10:27 pm
LOL WUT
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12:25 am
I have reason to believe that you’re an idiot.
P.S. I hate you.
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11:14 am
Sir
Are you fucking retarded?
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2:13 pm
Your an idiot. The chineese were allied with the US in WW2, it was the japaneese your ignorant prick who bombed pearl harbor.
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5:54 pm
Oh man, great blog. I couldn’t stop laughing. This is the funniest ever.
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4:12 pm
UR a bitch u got that?
don’t go fucking criticizing other countries when the chinese give you mist of ur stuff.
if china wasn’t there ur pencil would be a dollar each, u got that.
next time think before you speak…
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6:44 pm
Are you a retard? That is all.
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3:34 pm
lOLZ u is da stupids.
jesus isn’t gonna give you no helps. I GUARNESH THAT.
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4:08 pm
I am more worried about this author’s mentality than Chinese’s threat. She is not OK. She is mad at everything, ignorant and stupid. Her words are wasting everyone’s time. Though I don’t regret her miserable existence, I regret she ever put this shit down.
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12:11 am
haha amber you’re the only girl i would seriously punch in the mouth
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11:40 pm
like a somebooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodiiiiieeeee
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1:22 am
EPIC WIN!!! Satire ppl. This author is extremely gifted. This is a parody of the christian extremists. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
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12:35 pm
You give Christians a bad name
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1:11 pm
Just because one is atheist, it does not mean they do not have morals, you ignorant bitch.
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6:00 pm
You are a nutcase. Please seek a licensed therapist. Most of your “facts” are distorted conspiracy theorist bullshit.
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6:03 pm
Im chinese. and now that you mention it. i might decide to kill you. guess you might be right.
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9:41 pm
what the hell? there were no chinese sided with hitler….they were JAPANESE you idiot. you have no clue about chinese culture either, do you? they only keep their sons so that they will be able to care for them in old age…sure its wrong for them not to keep their daughters….but thets what adoption is all about!! you are so terribly ignorant that i think that i just lost brain cells reading this piece of crap…
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7:23 am
CHINA! was an allied force in world war 2 you CUNT they did not invade the US. that was the JAPANESE you CUNT. Why does being a christian mean you’re gonna nuke everything that looks at you funny? Just so you know, you’re a racist, retarded-christian cuuunt.
love Australia
oh by the way, a lot of Australia is multicultural…and we aren’t all christians!?!??! look out! the nukes are coming!
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3:14 pm
Could anyone give me the definition of ‘irony’? Anyone?
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7:50 pm
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5:18 am
Obviously this author is crazy, insane! I don’t give a damn to all the bullshit. No country is flawless in the world, no country is extremely. We are people living on this tiny planet, point finger at each other won’t work. A guy like this author, what I can tell you is: shut your big mouth up!
I am a Chinese, from a not perfect country, but I just love it!
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11:58 pm
omg this guy is soooooo retarded.my 9 years old cousin knows more that he does. i bet he is paid to do that. If some China hater shows up and flashes 10 grands to you, you be doing that some shit. $ gives you the evil !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1:45 am
dumass author chinese people didnt steal hongkong england did!! got read a history book before yoiu right this dumbass
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7:06 pm
You’re probably the “dumbest” American who ever lived, if Chinese people didn’t have morals why are their families more together then Americans? Most Chinese people let their parents live with them rather then put them in some retirement home, not saying retirement home is bad, but having them in your life brings families closer and btw Russians do have morals, they’re always about “comrades and brotherhood” dumb shit. This is a bigger BS then W. Bush beating Gore, you’re the one bagging on the Chinese and you say you aren’t racist? Not only are you hypocritical, you’re the one with no fucking morals, I can’t even read half of this article because of all the stupid false BS in the beginning already said enough, it says you’re a fucking racist, stupid, idiot who don’t know shit about anything.
And for the guy who said Chinese eats dead fetuses, there maybe some sick people out there, but it’s not only Chinese. Stem Cell research for example, uses fetuses, that’s done in America though only now new technology changed it and some countries eat animal penises. Some kids in Canada microwaved a cat, my point is some fucked up shit about some fucked up people shouldn’t be blamed on the WHOLE race, At least in china you don’t hear as much news about people running around with a gun killing random people, their love, and then themselves. The Zodiac Killer was American, does this mean all Americans are murdering psycho paths?
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6:58 am
i think that you are racist .you make chineese peaple ou 2 be evil and i bet uv never got 2 know 1 , i think you need 2 see a counsiler or sum1 coz you have real issues and i feel bad for you and u cant be christian because chrustians belive in jesus and jesus taught love and peace and you show none of theese things , i hope you wake up to your own ignorance . peace and love
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10:42 am
ur dumb
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2:03 pm
well … that provided me with a good laugh
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4:35 pm
FUCK U U DUMB BITCH. CHINESE PEOPLE PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD???? WHO STARTED THE SLAVE TRADE? WHO INVADED IRAQ FOR OIL? THAT’S RIGHT. THE FUCKING WHITES IN THIS WORLD. HAVE U DUMB PEANUT OF A BRAIN NOTICED HOW ALL THE UNDERDEVELOPED COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD WERE CONTROLEED BY THE AMERICANS AND THE BRITISH??? LIKE AFRICA. AFRICA IS FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW COS OF THE SLAVE TRADE. U AMERICANS ARE THE MOST FUCKING GODAMN SHIT PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. u CAUSE EVERY SHIT THING TO HAPPEN. U GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. NO WONDER THE ISLAMS BOMB U LOL GO TO HELL AMERICANS
AND AMBER COME SUCK MY CHINESE COCK…..OH WAIT I DONT WANNA DIRTY MY COCK IN UR MOUTH… GO FUCK URSELF TO DEATH
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11:25 am
Even if Chinese people were to invade America i would support them becuse America is field with idiotic rasist like you
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4:46 pm
Poes law anyone?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe%27s+Law
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4:48 pm
I AM A ASIAN SO DONT FUCK WITH ME BITCH. AND IM ATHEIST AND GAY SO YOU CAN BURN IN HELL BITCH FUCK. ALSO YOU CAN BURN IN HELL BITCHFUCKER. GO STRAIT TO A BROTHEL AND GET LAID SO YOU DONT DIE A VIRGIN MOFO. BUT MAKE SURE YOU GET STERLIIZED FIRST A FTER JACKING OFF SO THAT YOUR DUMBASS SPERM DOESNT RECREATE MORE OF YOU YOU STUPID ASSED MOTHER FUCKER. Thank you for your time.
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8:50 am
I’m terrified of chinese people and I’m chinese myself. What does that say?
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11:38 am
greatest troll or hyper christian…TAKIN ALL BETS I ALSO OFFER VIDEO POKER!
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1:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p6mWzb7cXQ
It’s the Charlie kitty!
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2:19 pm
I hate all Chinese people too! They all have tiny dicks and they all beat us at school and take our jobs. They can’t see what they’re doing. They can’t see anything. They need to open their eyes.
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4:10 pm
you are such a fucking lunatic, you cant even spell things correctly, let alone have the correct information
CHINA WAS ON OUR SIDE DURING WORLD WAR 2 YOU IMBECEL
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5:29 am
Man..everywhere I go on the internet- something bad will happen because:
I’m religious
I’m chinese
I’m a nerd
and i’m everything that people pick on.
Satire or not this is obviously not christian:
Going to church doesn’t mean you’re a christian as much as
standing in the garage will make you a car.
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2:46 pm
The replies of people who thought this was serious are 1000 times funnier than the article itself
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6:31 pm
Whew, looks like someone has stopped taking her medication. Fortunately for you, there are thousands of trained psychiatrists and psychologists out there that can get you back in control. For your sake, and more importantly, for our sake, please, seek professional help…a lot of it!
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9:11 am
what the F@CK is this crazy b@tch tacking about??
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2:45 pm
Ching chung chong, ching chong.
We built your railroads motherfucker.
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6:45 pm
hey, amber-bitch? How about that? That’s what I’m calling a racist from now on. First of, you spelled adolf wrong. Secondly, China was on OUR side 60 years ago, and the Japanese were behind Pearl Harbor. Also, they do NOT kill their children for paganistic ceremonies. they kill their children to eat them cuz they’re poor as shit. To add onto all of these obvious flaws, you’re paranoid as shit, and you should be put in a mental house or prison, at the very least be put out on the frontlines of the imaginary war you are so convinced is going to happen without any sort or armor or weapons. I hope you die, and I’m glad that you’re going to be disappointed when you find out that your god is false.
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9:51 pm
From a logical viewpoint you should get your facts straight before publishing anything about other people.
If you want to represent Christianity then remember that Jesus wouldn’t have published an article like this no matter what the circumstance and would have relied on God to make things right.
And morally speaking your article’s title is ignorant. Imagine if there was an article like this saying “I am Extremely Terrified of White People” or Black or French or Hawaiian people. If the whole world thought like you then everyone would stay in their rooms behind locked doors.
Now that’s not very human, is it?
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11:37 am
Well, no wonder looking on google for “I am extremely” Comes up with 120000 result for “I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People”…. lol
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3:35 pm
http://www.petitiononline.com/vettech/
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5:59 pm
kill all jews
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6:08 pm
kill all jews
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3:12 pm
I disown you.
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6:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p6mWzb7cXQ
Cute kitty!
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11:21 pm
why would anyone do anything about china reconquering hong kong? wasn’t hong kong china’s to begin with?
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12:54 am
i think the best part about this article (as funny as it truly was) are the outrageous comments posted by the majority of the people! haha
satire = pretty funny
over reactions from the public = priceless
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7:50 am
HAHAHAH, omg, you’re an awesome troll!
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2:59 pm
America , the most moral nation on Earth really
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7:17 pm
people like you make me ashamed to be white. such ignorance should not be tolerated. you and all people like you disgust me, and i can’t wait til you all die in the horrific ways you deserve. i fucking hope you get cervical cancer. you are a worthless piece of shit.
jesus would not love someone like you. open your eyes and look at this world. you will see you are wrong
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9:19 pm
Try opening a history book sometime–China did not ally itself with Adolf Hitler, that was Japan. America bombed Japan, not China. Oh, and I hate to give you this spoiler–the USSR fell in 1989. I was alive, I think I know that.
Also, I bet 90% of the items in your home were made in China.
And not all democrats are atheists. It’s usually a good editorial habit to refrain from making generalizations.
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4:16 pm
you fucking bitch go fuck yourself … you cant because your so fucking lonely! your a fucking douche bag with no right to live…. “i am not racist” you say??? W H A T T H E F U C K you are a disgrace to god and jesus your a satanist trying to make Christians fell bad that their Christians. satin shall fuck you in hell.
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4:14 pm
have you BEEN to china? i have, twice. the last time i spent three weeks traveling from beijing to the vietnam border and back. you really ought to shut the fuck up until you go there. they could be saying the same thing about you right now.
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11:35 am
You know China? If not, then learn more, please do not send such a post, it damaged China’s image, but also shows your ignorance.
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6:15 pm
just to prove that chinese people can be civil, i will not cuss in this comment. true, i am not chinese, i am tiwanese, but this article insults all asians in general. i am telling you that most chinese people dont want to be communist, and chinese people do not want to dominate the world. also, there are NO rituals in which people are killed.
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7:12 pm
I can’t believe you even wrote this. The U.S. has the largest supply of WMD’s in the world. The U.S. tortures. The U.S. kills, especially right-wing, death penalty loving fundamentalist kooks like you. You are spreading death and hate. Do you think Jesus would have written your article? Not a chance. He would actually be over in China helping people, without publicity, because he would care more about them than some crappy blasphemous blog. You fail.
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5:01 pm
I hate commies as much as the next guy but this is a oil overboard.
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11:06 pm
I am Chinese and find this article EXTREMELY offensive. It is not only historically incorrect, but racist too. We do not want world domination. We just want what we do. And in World War Two, that was the JAPANESE people, not the Chinese. So before you go and accuse us of all this, take a look at your facts, because they are BEYOND incorrect. Notice, I’m not swearing at all. I’m trying VERY hard not to. So, if I were you, I’d consider therepy.
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6:39 pm
UR AN ASSHOLE!!! oh ya population booms, u realize india’s got more people? ur an idiot
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9:04 pm
This is, hands down, a pretty good SATIRICAL article. Articles or, for that matter, “news sources” like these aren’t exactly an original idea (read The Onion). Also, assuming that this article didn’t come across as satirical for many ,it seems, one glance at other “articles” should’ve probably done it. I mean, “Bearsharktopus?” Not exactly subtle satire.
So read on and laugh out loud.
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1:52 am
Ha ha i had a good laugh reading the article and the commenets.
For heaven’s sake it’s a satire people, get a grip and life
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2:59 am
China !! – you know what — ? you can jail Xiaobo but you can’t jail me I am from the US and I have a constitutional right called the freedom of speech and right now I am going to run my mouth about the government of the Chinese cause they have jailed Xiaobo but they can’t jail me ha ha !! China It seems your people want to be free Tiananmen Square was a tragedy and please immediately stop beating Tibetan men women and babies it seems you would like to see them extinct let those peaceful people go home you evil assholes you are better off killing me China china china cant you see your own beautiful ancient wisdom good and bad energy Feng Shui would say something here is out of place and that brings bad things don’t you read the messages in your little fortune cookies? AND FOR SOME REASON AS I SIT HERE WITH ALL THIS ON MY MIND- I WISH GANDHI WAS STILL ALIVE HE WOULD HELP THE TIBETANS GET BACK THE PANCHEN LAMA THAT THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT KIDNAPPED UNLIKE THE POPE WHO EITHER DOESN’T CARE OR HAS GIVEN UP HOPE GANDHI WOULD ASSIST WITH ALL THIS I JUST KNOW IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE WOULD DO IT FOR FREE FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY ASK NOTHING GANDHI GANDHI GANDHI HERE HE COMES ALL WRAPPED UP IN HIS BEAUTIFUL HOMESPUN AND ALL I HAVE LEFT TO SAY TONIGHT BEFORE I GO TO BED UM, UNFORTUNATELY GHANDI IS DEAD — WILL SOMEBODY ELSE PLEASE HELP TIBET TIBET TIBET !! My name is Crystapo just so everybody knows who said it !
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2:56 am
I am just stunned how this article is still running. I suggest the moderator delete this immediately. Sorry to all people that may have been offended by this article.
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6:10 am
Article is,
- Poorly Done
- Not Researched Enough
- History is way off
- Doesn’t even know Chinese or other Asian Cultures b4 basically blasting it to hell.
Note: Not all Chinese are Atheists, they have their own religion to ya know and some practice Christianity.
and most importantly, who the hell gave this person a job?
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10:07 pm
And I think it’s great that you impotent american imperialists are sucking our cocks and trying to rally your wreck of an economy to defy our supreme will before we inevitably bring upon such great catastrophy upon you out of our sheer malice that you will bend to our will with no resistance. It makes us feel confident, while putting up enough of a challenge (what little you are capable of) for us to not feel bad about steamrolling you tossers.
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9:02 am
Well… pearly harbor? isn’t that ummm JAPAN? lol this article is silly. If China did hate us then they can join the club with everyone else. Everyone hates the USA because of people like you. Get down from your high horse and suck its dick. You should be worried about korea.
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1:08 pm
Can’t you folks tell this is a satire?
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2:49 am
i think this is a satire… unless the person who wrote has been living in a cave or something
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8:06 am
Wow what fucking hick school did you come from Amber? Yeah sure by technicality, most of Asia did join up with the Nazi’s, but that’s only after the Japanese went and conquered most of it. Are you going to let one nation who violently conquered and ruled other nations speak for all of them? And last time I checked, there were hella underground Chinese rebels that were helping the Americans in WW2. Also, Chinese taking over Hong Kong from the British? It was the British who took over Hong Kong first, then signed a treaty AGREEING to give it back, so when that date came, they gave it back.
And the Chinese killing babies? Honestly I do think that sounds wrong but they’re just dealing with overpopulation (the MAJORITY of which China is responsible for) in the most effective, albeit cruel, way that everyone else is too scared to employ.
I could write a book rebutting your argument but… I just can’t be fucked because I’m pretty sure you’re a lost cause.
Honestly go fucking get some education
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10:03 am
o my gosh, this is so crazy that this many people are so scared of chinese people. they are people. what has our world become? why are this many people so scared of people. so all of these people scared of PEOPLE,need to get over it, God made them.Gosh,wwjd. I don’t think Jesus was scared of chinese people. He was cool. He was amazing, He was bodatious.
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11:40 am
you are retarded
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12:55 pm
I cannot understand the persistent link between atheism and amorality.
An atheistic society has to think very hard about its moral structure and values; a society based on religion does not get to think about or question its morals.
Regardless of my religion, I would prefer to live in an atheistic state and be free to publicly debate what morals I want my country to have.
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10:30 pm
You are extreme idiot. china did not fight in ww2, that was japan. i think you need to be better educated on subjects you which to speak of. i hope you burn in hell you raciest piece of crap -_-
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2:49 am
This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. Are you even aware that the Chinese were allies in World War Two? We did not drop bombs on them. We did drop bombs on Japan. You are a bigot. You fear what you do not understand. And you talk about how they are atheists, they are not. Most of them are Buddhists. Buddha is much more peaceful then your so called “benevolent” God, who killed by the thousands. When Humanity reaches this level of stupidity I lose faith a little bit. Yes, they have Communism, but Communism is a good for of government if it is done correctly. No one has done it correctly yet, but China is trying to. Get your facts straight before you type up something so stupid and ridiculous as what you have brought upon this website.
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8:37 pm
ambers balls= 8D
rasicts balls=same as ambers
male balls=8==D
chinas balls=8==================D
ambers mom=8=================================D
ambers dad= currently gay
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5:08 pm
China didn’t reinvade and conquer Hong Kong. Britain leased Hong Kong for 99 years from the Chinese after the 2nd opium war and, like all good business nations, honored their lease. It wasn’t anything hostile, although admittedly Hong Kong inhabitants no doubt appreciated a Western influence.
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6:36 pm
This is the funniest and stupidest thing I have ever read in my life, Amber is a retard, but I can’t stop laughing at this. I can’t believe people actually believe or think like her. I am not Chinese btw. I think you(Amber) need to move to L.A. or N.Y. somewhere where RACIST people don’t live. lol
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9:52 am
o my gosh! how come this many people are scared of chinese people! They are people! God made them extra special. Really WWJD! What would Jesus do? He wouldn’t be scared of them. o MY gosh, I am extremley terrified of american people! uuuuu!
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9:01 pm
Actually… the Japenese teamed up with Adolf Hiitler. How can you start a paper with the title, “I am terrified of chinese people” and then say you’re not racist? your whole page is racist. I love how you keep saying ‘Chinese People’. The chinese people don’t have a say in jack squat. Neither do Chinese soldiers. Its the POLITICIANS and GOVERNMENTS of China who decide things like that. I thouroughly doubt that Chinese people have any desire to dominate the world. Perhaps their government do, but don’t speak ill of an entire country just because you’re to ignorant
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10:36 am
Hahaha. This is pretty funny. And to all you assholes making fun of Amber, its a SATIRE retards. They’re making fun of the way hardcore conservative hicks think about China. I’m a chinese person, and this article makes me giggle my ass off, that’s just how silly it is. Read a few other articles on this site, and you’ll realize how this is a satire.
No, I don’t find this website racist (does anyone find south park racist?), yes, I think its funny, yes, I’m a christian Chinese who lives in Canada. Yes, I think everyone who’s trashing the writer is an asshole.
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7:36 am
“China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!”
Jesus is disappoint.
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8:44 pm
I can safely say that almost every one of the opinions expressed here is incorrect.
HOWEVER!
With opinions like this, you most certainly SHOULD be terrified of the Chinese.
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7:16 pm
Have you no idea that there have been countless horrid acts done under the name of God? Not to say that I am against religion, but there really is no factual basis in the entire article.
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7:30 pm
by the way. china never fought together with adolf hitler
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4:07 am
OMG!!!!!!!! Shut your F***** A** up! Gees thats just so mean! Well I hate you too!!!!
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7:28 pm
I FOUND THE COMMENTS TO THIS ARTICLE HILARIOUS. Seems they all 1000+ seem to all fit into like 4 groups. ITS SATIRE people! Its not meant to be considered true and its not meant to be candy-coated & inoffensive to All people. Instead of replying to each individually, I decided to take some of my favorite comments, and make a list with my thoughts added, on how ridiculous people really are to state them.
“The ‘Amber you’re a moron’ group”
Yeah? Suppose for a moment, on the off chance (similar to Flat Earth theory being true) she truly is a moron that believes what is written. Well, first off, Morons can be Hilarious. They are capable of doing riotously idiotic things to heights that put dancing bears, stage comics, and the 3 Stooges to shame. No one believes we should hate Chinese citizens because “China bombed pearl harbor”, if they do, they’re 1 in a million.
“When something is racist and hurtful, putting the word, “satire” doesn’t make all the pain go away. Why? Because it still advertises hateful stereotypes, which some jackass might use as an excuse to rationalize their racism.”
Yes! The earnest hatred of this article burns with the heat of 1000 suns. This woman is obviously out to demonize the Chinese, not to reveal underlying prejudice within people or to laugh at the inappropriately sensitive people that found this article worth writing a 3000 word post retort to.
“I am chinese and ur post is hurtful.”
Yeah? Makes you feel like less of a human being I suppose? Are you degraded? Maybe it even makes you feel like your race is of primary importance to who you are. Go ahead, you should doubt your worth just like true racists want you to. (or MAYBE, not!) I remember the last time I watched comedian Chris Rock joke about white people, it made such a lasting impression on me. It made me curl up in a ball, cry for hours like a pathetic child, and question the merits of humanity. So I relate to your Completely rational sensitivity and see it as a sign of maturity. (or… maybe not.)
“Amber, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.” “I shouldn’t ask u to change ur ways but it is sad to believe in so much false information.”
Your right! She needs to write a specious 3 page book report to you like everyone else, because you just matter That Much.
“you people can’t possibly believe this person is serious” Oh, yes they can! XD Amazing, isn’t it?
“I really dont understand why you wrote this.” So you’d write back, all offended and self-righteous. OR you get the satire and realize the Point it’s Making. Same goal achieved.
“is this a joke?” Trust your instincts young padewan.
“Propaganda!” Yeeeessss, the masses they are slowly being Fooled! bwahhahaha! Look how they grow to fear the Oriental scapegoat!
“This is why I hate [insert religion statement]” “Christians shouldn’t, atheists shouldn’t ect. ect.” Yeah, yeah, with all the doctrine, verse quoting, and dozens of references to Christianity in THIS article… wait a second… Western religion was only mentioned Once, and vaguely at that? Heh. Maybe she wasn’t satirizing religion at all? Man, Taco Bell sure is a bad restaurant, I find it offensive. Woah, how off-topic, useless, and random! Kinda like All the religious opinion comments. There are plenty of other articles to rant on religion and belief opinions available.
“What rights do you have to write this appauling (nice spelling) excuse for an article?!” 1st Amend., but I’m sure congress won’t have the intelligence to view this as black satire either. I have a better question. How come all these people on MSNBC and FOX can make millions pushing slanted one-trick ,bullcrap arguments, yet unlike your dandruff, an internet author that can rile up so many people isn’t getting a raise?
“Although I can taste the satire in this article, I am worried that some people may not and they may believe the article and begin to be extremely anti-Chinese.” Of 1000+ of responses and millions of views, almost everyone TOTALLY believes the way amber does, Obviously. Just look at the comments. Also, Hate crimes are through the roof. Oh wait, no they aren’t. Seems the opposite, everyone is all offended by Obvious satire. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
“This is completely wrong, and is full of lies. None of these things are even remotely true.” “Dear Amber;
I wish people like would get their facts and research done right before writing any article, was it too much to ask for you to use a spell checker?” Genius! False statement! You figured it out! Want a Nobel Prize?
“Hey, Amber, good one. These comments have me falling out of my chair.”& “It took me three sentences to realize it’s satire.” Likewise.
“If this is meant to be satire, then EPIC FAIL.” “Really. IS THAT FUNNY?”
“Satire is supposed to be funny. This isn’t. So I suggest you work on your sense of humor, then maybe you can come back and post up another article THAT DOESN’T INSULT 20% OF THE WORLD’S POPULATION.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_humor Maybe20% (seemingly more) of the world’s population need to grow a pair, get a brain with the ability to sense the concepts of “sarcasm” or “BS”, and stop being a bunch of puerile bellyaching grouches! If you don’t enjoy satirical black humor, if it’s too morbid or offensive to you, just go back to watching cute widdle panda bears sneeze on youtube, watching reruns of B-Rate 80’s sitcoms, and getting lame jokes from some overpriced, half-baked cell phone service. I myself would probably think your brand of humor is BORING, bland, and unimaginative. ( FYI she WANTS you to be offended/persuaded/THINK ,Genius) Try getting THIS level of persuasive response from some episode of “Fraiser”, “Full House” or “Who’s the Boss”. Oh yeah, you can try, just insert OTHER people laughing so we know when to let out a chuckle, or Lecture people on some issue like teenage sex or something. Unfunny, no impact, & Still no dice.
“I don’t know if your being serious/ if this is satire But if not…” MINDFAIL!!!
“ Your mistaken! [Insert EPIC historical essay] Ect., ‘In 19/40/20 China-US-Japan-Penguins-WW9 Ect.’”… I almost skipped mentioning you guys, just like I skipped that 4-hour piece of work you wrote. Thank you for educating the masses with your incredibly interesting and concise reports on things we didn’t already know. I’m sure society has benefitted from your wealth of knowledge. If I ever need to write a historical thesis paper, I’ll Surely resort to citing you, oh wise pedantic professor.
“There is a line between satire and being racist. I am unable to see the satire in it as your comments seem to imply that your personal opinion on the matter is very closely matching the “satire” of the article.” Yeah, she’d never stoke the fire. Much like the prude-minded, emotionally-driven responses, that wouldn’t be funny.
“How can you be Serious? This is dangerous, you should place a warning ect. Ect.”
Oh I so agree. Why continue to rile up people that are just as Impressionable as the supposed “ra-sust” they accuse? Perhaps because its just too richly hilarious to watch you whine and boo-hoo like a wuss because it “hurt my little feelings”, literally LOL’ing at your lofty condemnation of this totally accurate and honest BLACK HUMOR Satirical work? Naturally your sensitivities and strict doctrine of what humor should be is the most important factor in the universe, and thus, should be coddled like a precious, fragile 3 year old, lest it erupt in a flurry of red-faced, impish, whining rants. I’m sure she’s truly sorry she offended you. If you so braindead this makes you a bigot, wow, I got some magic beans for sale that will Change Your Life!
Lastly, “THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! I actually got snacks to read this crap.” Sounds like a good idea, now that you mention it.
To close, of Course china bombed pearl harbor, they’re also planning to take over the world, and the media is making anyone declaring that Truth out as merely crying wolf. You gotta believe me! (Or not)
*I just want to address anyone with any death threats or the “I hope you dies” toward the author; Honestly. Shut Up. Nobody’s going to email some “I’m coming to get you” message if they really want to hurt somebody. If people like the Rosie O’ Donnells, Rush Limbaughs, Kieth Olbermans, Bill O’Reilleys and Howard Sterns of the world can stir up controversy & are still alive and well, Sorry friend, nothings going to happen to This 1 internet satirical author. Your not scary, your not threatening, your pathetic and laughable. On the Same Note, NO FREAKIN body is going to Become a racist from reading this Edgy Joke. Go write an article about flowers, puppies and diversity to offset this one. Grow some thicker skin, do your little cussy rant if you have to, call it hurtful & unfunny , have a good cry, whatever. Then, go back to google.
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12:18 am
If we Chinese people were as bad as you said they were, I (a Chinese guy) would smash your head in with a lead pipe! You’re denying it but YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! YOU ARE RACIST!!!! (and dumb). You also got all the facts wrong! The Japanese (who are nice people UNLIKE YOU) sided with the Nazis. The Chinese in fact opposed the Japanese who invaded China. Change your view of China, I doubt God likes it.
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9:44 am
WTH?! HAH! this is the most bull****ing i have ever read…
i myself, am chinese and going to assume your a yankee
1. i find this very stereotypical that we (chinese) intend to have “world domination”.. ~seriously, every nation thinks of “world domination” including the “peacefuL” americans..
2. since when the hell did the chinese side with the germans?! we techniqally fought with you (americans)!
3. learn how to spell “east” not “eest” ~ very typical of an uneducated person..
4. training men for world domination? ~ its true that their training men, but not for world domination.. their only training them only to prepare them for whatever is to come in the near future..
5. sounds like to me, that you’ve had “bad” experiences with the chinese
this proves you, yanks, are very ignorant..
to those who agree are just as bad as the author..
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4:59 pm
This article is completely ridiculous. First of all, the Chinese and Japanese are different people. It was not the Chinese who dropped the bomb on Pearl Harbor, or who were allied with Hitler. Also, McCarthyism was a very dark time in our nation’s history. It was the equivalent of the Salem Witch Trials, only in the 1950s. And essentially everything in this is a lie.
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6:47 pm
For starters, China never attacked the U.S. Japan did. After they attacked and killed many in China. Second, we never bombed China. We bombed Japan. Third, this article is racist because it promotes fear of an ethnic group based on lies and innuendo. Get your facts straight.
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8:51 pm
I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD. LETS BRING ALL THE WOMEN TO THE WEST.
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9:49 am
Watch my adorable kitty video!
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12:16 am
first off, this is extremly racist, and just over all very immature.
grow up, do you not relize how immature you sound?
no, im not chinese, but i do see the ridiculousness in this.
stop posting crap like this.
its a waste of time.
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7:33 pm
You’ve got no reason to feel that way!!!! ‘China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.’ SO WHAT??????????? It was ours in the first place!!!! And seriously, ‘lands’???? You need a geography lesson! Hong Kong’s not that big! ‘But I’m not racist.’ *sarcastic* Oh, of COURSE you aren’t! I wonder why I even bothered to read it! Yeah, I’m Chinese, and proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9:28 pm
I heard all white people like the color blue
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12:35 am
It’s true I have already planned out the first 24 steps in my plan for world domination. I hope to eventually implement my plan of White Slavery and extermination of Jews, gays and Muslims.
BTW, just wanted to clarify this if people here didn’t know it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor and at the time Chinese was under Japanese oppression
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10:32 pm
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST COMMENT PAGE I’VE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well once you accept all people’s idiocy and racist attitude as comedy, it just shows how funny some people are.
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7:42 pm
wow first but honestly all of the things in there are bull pucky but as a christian may i say THIS WEBSITE IS A PEICE OF TRASH IT IS NOT MADE BY CHRISTIANS CANT U TELL???? NONE OF THE THINGS IN HEAR ARE CHRISTAIN NONE OF IT IS EVEN ‘RESEMBALING’ CHRISTIANITY so please do not insult my beliefs because of something an athiest made i really cant even IMAGINE why so many people hate christians. because of you dumbasses who think that there is no punishment for your idoecy SATAN WORKS IN YOUR LIFE!!! and really butt fucking jesus? NOT IN A MILLION YEARS go have fun in hell k? YOU PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ATHIEST BULLSHIT LIKE THIS MIS REPRESENTING CHRISTIANS ON THE INTERNET STOP AND THINK ABOUT REAL CHRISTIAN FOLOSSOPHY DONT CONVERT JUST THINK!!!! why would a christian post something completly slandering god mis quoting his teachings? and i know no one quoted him but please im just venting. none of this BS. on this website even RESEMBLES christianity I AM REMINDED EVREY DAY OF THE PATHETICNESS THAT EMBODIES THOSE THAT BELITLLE SOME ONE ELSES BELEIFS. honestly i dont disprove ANY RELIGION/BELIF SYSTEM/OR WAY OF THINKING. i just keep and open mind and FIND THE FACTS. heres one for you RAPTURE WILL BE A BITTER SWEET MOMENT. oh and you are forgiven amber you athiest i forgive you. jesus forgives you… we need a prophet for TODAY.
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2:33 am
So I ordered the General Tso’s Chicken the other day from this joint down the street. The funny thing is I practically have never gone there, don’t ask my why. But anyway, I got the stuff and I just slathered it in hot sauce because I’m just one of those people. And lemme tell you something: it wasn’t half bad.
I think that if we all just slathered each other in hot sauce, we could eat each other. That’s all I’m saying.
Nibb High football rules!!
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12:15 am
everybody knows that this is a joke, right? because it’s hilarious. colbert should hire whoever is behind “amber”, because this is excellent. notice, if you will, that ‘amber’ seems to have deliberately used incorrect information in each and every single one of her arguments.
granted, it is funnier to see the reactions. i’ve been trying to find the other people who realized it was comedy, but they’re hard to find in the comment thread.
p.s.: has anyone figured out that christwire is a satire site? anyone?
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3:27 am
I like Chinese food.
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4:25 pm
the japanese teemed up with the nazis in ww2 not the chinese dumbfuck
and america is far from the most moral nation in the world
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5:14 pm
Wtf?….Random….
You are probably one of the most randomest and weirdest people I know…..
This was the top search on google, so I searched it, and this is what came up.
People are going retarded these days….
Random topic, random subject.
And P.S. All asians are not bad. INDIA OWNS!
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5:18 pm
Oh yea, this was fucking hilarious, btw. Love you Amber. Either you have a one-celled brain, or a good sense of humor. Hoping for the last one.
And to the people who took it seriously: LOL
And to the Bunny-for-world-domination-lovers: Bunny will dominate the world. You just see.
Just look at some of the comments: Fucking hilarious. Laughed my ass off. About how serious you dorks could be. LOLZ
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12:09 am
That had to have been the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Seriously, the author should get a creative writing award for that.
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9:36 am
Do you mind? I am feeling VERY insulted. And you logic is flawed..my dear Amber, are you so simple-minded to actually think that all Chinese live in China? I myself am a Chinese-Singaporean. Oh, puh-lease. It appears that you obviously are a racist person. Apparently, your education teaches you nothing about race and religion. I’m proud to be Chinese; my cultural roots make me what I am.
You’re sick. Have you ever really known a Chinese person in your life? A battle against the Americans? Haha. Excuse me while I go throw up. WAKE UP!!!!The world doesn’t need another sick and totally deranged person who goes around writing stupid mindless articles that center around race. You are in an illusion where only Americans should be allowed on this Earth. I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!
How would you like it if I told you some stupid racist jokes about your race? And did you study history at all? Get your facts right, please. The Chinese aren’t the cause of every ill on this Earth.There are millions of Chinese kids who are too poor to go to school; and there you sit, announcing that we Chinese deserve to be dead! We’re just trying to carve out a living, like everyone else. We get to where we are by sheer HARD WORK. Determination, and a drive to succeed; that’s why China has risen to be where it is today. ARE YOU BLIND???!!! The Chinese are not hard, cold people. Can you not feel it? It’s you who is cold, hard and unfeeling.
You are the worst tyrant I’ve ever seen. Whatever.I’ve decided that you are so not important right now. You belong in the dustbin, do you know that? Our world leaders are committed to world peace, the USA has it’s first black president; and here you are, ruining that vision. Because of people like YOU, race attacks continue all over the world.I don’t see anything wrong with being Chinese, it is who I am.People will always see me as a Chinese; I am not about to deny what or who I am. YOU are a disgrace. Without our inventions, you’d still be living in caves. YOU are so dumb sometimes, Amber. Why do you hate us? Everything you’ve said is so illogical! Communism? I myself am not a fan of it; I believe in democracy.A dark Asian culture??Nothing is more beautiful than our culture. When will you wake up? I can recommend a counsellor.
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8:04 am
Oh good God, you people must be kidding me. First of all Amber, JAPAN attacked Pearl Harbour, not CHINA!!! Secondly, what kind of idiot actually beleives any of teh stuff on this website? I’m best friends with some Chinese people, and they’re brilliant. What about the Chinese who are born in America/England/wherever and have lived their whole lives there? You people are idiots to beleive anything in this article, or this website for that matter.
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8:07 pm
oh my goodness
somebody’s off their rocker
you must be either really
1) messed up, or
2) bored
go read a history book.
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9:12 pm
Wow! Its the comments not the satire that reveals the hate present in the world.
Name calling like “trailler trash”, “fat”, “ugly”
Comments like “I’m sorry your daddy touched you..”
Show the real biggots
To those commentors who felt so moral making these attacks on the believed rascist, I suggest you look at your own assumptions about the author and the insults you used and ask yourself which one of you has the real predjudice
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9:30 pm
LOL
TRUE
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5:49 pm
“Not until you write your Congressman and demand McCarthyism once again be our national standard…”
You just wrote an article about how Chinese people want to take away your rights, yet you advocate Americans taking away the rights of other Americans through McCarthyism? This makes perfect sense!
Rather than having the Chinese take away my rights I’ll just let Americans do it, wonderful plan! A Christian dictatorship is a perfect idea!
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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12:30 am
Alright, first off it was the JAPANESE who attacked Pearl Harbor, not the CHINESE. They are VERY different cultures that have been at war with each other since God created the Earth. So, to say that they joined Adolf Hitler is absurd, because it was the JAPANESE who joined the Axis. Second, to say your not racist and then say that we should fear them, sounds a bit like racism. Now, maybe you need to go have a talk to God (whichever one that may be) and ask Him to show you the way out of your ass.
As for anyone of orient descent who reads this, keep in mind not all Americans are this way. Some, like myself, who you are and where you come from. You should never be ashamed of that, even if someone says you should. For instance, just because Japan fought the U.S. in WWII, didn’t make it’s people evil. They probably thought that Americans were evil. So, before you start pointing fingers, think about what it would be like ot be on the otherside of the fence.
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10:24 am
HERROOO PLEASSSE
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11:03 pm
pearl harbor was the japanese
IDIOT
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2:35 am
The article was pretty bad, though not real. The comments are hilarious! Amber didn’t display her ignorance but so many others did. Way to go. This was brilliant. Really.
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6:35 pm
I must say that as a person from China I am deeply offended. We’re called Orientals, not “Chinese.”
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11:42 am
You know what? China’s been a sleeping dragon you (as Greenday nicely phrased) American IDIOT. I am aware not all Americans are retarded as you, you’re just that minority of paranoid tards nobody even care about.
But After the famous Egyptian, Greek and Roman empires, comes the Arabian and Chinese, ghengis khan pushed his Mongolian empire (later slowly submerged into Chinese culture), right up the European doors and was just sad enough he died before he conquered Europe, if he did, you’d all be typing Mongolians now.
In the entire Chinese history its only weak point was before the Qin Dynasty when everything was divided, the Three Kingdoms era and the ending of the Qing rule, when the Brits took the advantage to invade China and force fed Chinese Opium for their profits. Now back then there was a weak Emperor at throne controlled by his dim-witted grandmother, but now the US is in debt of China of … ohh, A TRILLION dollars?
Yeah, in general, you have every right to fear of China.
But note China has never intentionally started conflict, FYI the current China is a mix of socialism and capitalism, now Bush was equally dim-witted to go on a war with Iraq that lost you thousands of men, and name me ONE open hostility China has been with another nation?
China will not stir up conflict, but if you keep poking the dragon’s eye like this article, you will hear it roar.
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8:37 pm
This is utterly brilliant. Thanks for the laughs!
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8:39 pm
Does anybody else think that “Amber” is just Stephenson Billings’ really, REALLY creepy alternate moniker?
If he can prove that Amber really exists, I will give him a banana. Since this article is about as intelligent (and funny) as something written by a chimp banging his fist on a typewriter.
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2:02 pm
WTF how retarded are you amber…….
THE JAPANESE BOMBED PEARL HARBOR NOT CHINEESE YOU FAIL IDIOT
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5:38 pm
that was harsh
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12:13 am
if you, author of this article, actually studied history, it was JAPAN that allied with Germany against the allied forces… not china.
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10:22 am
This is one of the most non educated article I have seen these days.
Hong Kong got reconqure by China? I thought it was a British Conquired HK and then the NamKing agreement said to return on 1997.
Such a retarded
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1:52 am
/facepalm
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4:40 pm
lulz @ all the dumbasses getting their panties in a bunch.
this peice is hilarity
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4:45 pm
You can laugh at us now, Hung Gay, but we’ll be the ones laughing at you when we’re nice and cool up in Heaven and you’re roasting away in the pits of Hell.
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4:59 pm
I am seriously hoping this is a satirical joke or piss-take. If it is not, I want to remind you that your views here are not the Christian ideas I hold to be true. If you really think this about some of God’s people, you need to spend time thinking about life.
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5:38 pm
agreed
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4:16 pm
I have to say, this amber (the name doesn’t even merit a capital letter) is extremely close-minded and misinformed. First off, check your history books, the JAPANESE bombed Pearl Harbor and allied with Hitler, not the Chinese. I am a Republican, but even I am disgusted with your libel against Obama and Clinton – What a load of crap!. Joseph McCarthy didn’t care about communism in America, he just had good people charged so that he could grab power. The Chinese are NOT thinking of launching a campaign to take over the world, and they will not kill everyone and steal their land. I wonder if you realize that the Chinese are NOT all atheists. There are Buddhists, Confucionists, Taoists, and even CHRISTIANS! Another thing, “Kill you and your family dead”? What type of grammar is that? I can’t believe that you’re comparing everyone in the Democratic party to communists! Oh yeah, and by the way, China is NOT cloning its people to increase their population, they are trying to LOWER the population, since they are OVERPOPULATED! One last thing; most of the bs that you have been listing, was actually tied to the JAPANESE; furthermore, it doesn’t even matter if you’re talking about the Japanese, since they don’t have an army! That’s right, after WWII, they signed a TREATY! They aren’t allowed to have an army, so we Americans provide their defense for them. You should go back to elementary school and try to learn something, because I know you are NOT smarter than a 5th grader!
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8:59 pm
You suck man, okay let’s get that straight
so now you’ve made people think that chinese are bad so fuck you mothafucka
you should’ve fucked your mom before writimg this piece if shit.
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3:44 am
That was racist
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7:39 am
There are so many errors with this article that it’s almost foolish on my behalf to try and edit it but nevertheless, I’ll try.
1) Get your history right: China never joined up with Adolf Hitler – that was Japan. It was Japan who bombed Pearl Harbor.
2) Again, check your history books: Hong Kong was given back to China by Britain in 1997, not forcibly taken back.
3) All that pagan b*llsh*t is what it is, b*llsh*t. Have you ever even bothered to find out a bit more about the people you are so afraid of.
4) I’m not even going to bother arguing with your outrageous beliefs of American politics. It would be like hitting my head about a brick wall, pointless & stupid.
5) Bring back McCarthyism? Go back to high school and read “The Crucible” again if subtle metaphors work better on your poor excuse of a brain than actual facts. Oh wait, your brain is too small to comprehend the meaning behind my last sentence.
Oh, and your statement about not being a racist? B*llsh*t.
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10:07 am
I LOVE COCK SO MUCH LOLOLOLOL.
THIS SITE R GEY.
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10:50 pm
wow… stupid ass mofo wasted 2 mins of my life reading that shit
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12:01 pm
China was on the Allies side you moron
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3:25 am
Im extremly terrified of amber
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2:10 pm
You realize CHina was on our side in World War II?
So not ony are you animal-buttramming faggots, but you also failed history. Wonderful for you.
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11:42 am
…fail
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9:11 pm
I don’t know why over a thousand people would take the time to do this but consider me one.
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9:21 pm
What are you trying to say? We were fighting the Japanese, not the Chinese you dumbass. What you are saying is very racist. Saying that they are born to hate us is like saying Africans are born soulless. And liberals support abortion because people should have a choice in what they want, not because they’re super evil secret Nazis or whatever the hell you’re saying. You’re just a retard. This is Samuel, and I’m out.
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4:42 am
I am extremely terrified of the chinese people even though I’m a chinese myself. You know what they do here in china? They go to hospital and steal babies to cook and eat. Some even eat raw babies.
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10:52 pm
Amber – 1) have you ever been to China? I think not. 2) Wherever you are getting your information is a place I would not rely upon. It’s giving you a very distorted view of the world. 3) This is just plain wrong in so many places, and so many levels, I don’t even know where to start.
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6:31 pm
dumbest. fuck. ever. nuff said (;
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8:24 pm
WELL… This is a joke. @#$@. I was getting enRAGEd at this site. The innacuracies (china bombed pearl harbor? Mcarthy being a noble man?) didn’t quite hint me to the satirical nature of the site. Then i went to the homepage and saw the more obvious articles. Chinese train praying mantises to kill puppies? really? All right this gave me a good laugh, albeit being a waste of time.
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2:54 pm
i can’t tell is this a joke or is this serious? if it is serious its pretty retarded. we fought with china in WWII for one thing. google it.
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7:57 pm
Amber, first of all get you facts straight… China did not re-conquered Hong Kong. After China’s defeat in the first Opium War, the Chinese government was obliged to cede the island of Hong Kong to the BRITISH. Second of all, the bomb shit you’re saying… ahem.. it was Japan! Go buy yourself a map if you know what that is. Destruction, come on… like if America hasn’t done enough harm to so many countries out there. Sure, you’re not racist.. you’re JUST an ignorant little bitch… I am still laughing my ass off.. “Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and STEAL IT BACK from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.”
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10:11 am
ASIANS ARE COOL
THEY INVENT COOL STUFF
THEY ARE SMART
I <3 ASIANS
THEY ARE HOT
I WANT THEM IN MY PANTS
YUMMY YUMMY
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4:01 pm
people chill out it’s obviously a satire of the racist bigots who actually do believe this kind of thing, don’t take this so seriously
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8:10 am
i think ur view on the chinese is really BIASED. and the chinese DID NOT bomb pearl harbour. it was the JAPANESE. GET UR FACTS RIGHT AND DO NOT GROUP THE CHINESE TOGETHER WITH THE JAPANESE. did u fail ur history in school or something? u’re not racist? i think this article just showed how racist u r. and hello? hong kong did not belong to great britain in the first place. all i can say is that ur views on the chinese are fucking screwed.
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8:40 am
Dear daughter,
as your mother, i need u know that you are wrong.
A)learn your history. since when did china joined hands with germany?
B)yes please go back to primary sch. hongkong belonged to china since the QIN DYNASTY. please dont tell me Qin dynasty was in the 1990′s.
C)wanton? stealing? name me which countries which doesnt have these crimes.
D) the chinese kill their own offsprings? name the evidence. dont give me some crap websites.
E)nuclear experiments? genetic? crumbing of us? hahah funny. did you see china doing all these? if u didnt see it personally, dont talk.
F)communist threat? china isnt communist anymore. you are outdated.
to end off, i wish i’ve never given birth to this type of racist, ill-informed, uneducated, daughter.
Love-no-more,
mum
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11:33 pm
hahahha this has got to be the stupidest thing ever
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth”
the chinese were attacked by japan, who were allied with hitler…. way to get your history right.
and the usa is definitely not the most moral nation on earth. ever heard of slavery? or abortion? or the death penalty?
“Indeed, these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process”
i hope they do know that it was the usa who borrowed trillions of dollars from the usa, and the usa never paid them back… so if someone was stealing, it would’ve been the usa.
“Reports show that each and every day the Chinese people brazenly sacrifice their young women in pagan ceremonies, so that their men may have more supplies and food stuffs to consume as they train for battle”
…. go look at african countries… they do the same, and so many other countries as well.
“Much like when the Soviet Russians were the powerhouse of liberalism, the Chinese are busy performing all sorts of nuclear experiments, genetic manipulation and training of troops”
the usa does the same thing…. nuclear experiments = weapons of mass destruction, genetic manipulation – the usa and the human genome, training of troops… well every country does that
“They are even responsible for the recent housing market crunch and faltering US economy”
i believe that the recent housing market crunch and faltering us economy was because of careless lenders, and careless borrowers. china only helped the usa by giving cheap raw materials.
i don’t hate the usa, i’m proud to be an american, but even i know that the usa has it’s flaws, and compared to these false accusations, i’m just saying that before you condemn china, maybe look at our own flaws.
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12:04 am
Amber, go shove a dildo up your ass…….
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7:10 pm
I can’t believe you. Racist, crazy. What ideas are you trying to spread? You are evil indeed! I kept trying to tell myself you just where taught wrong, but you are a wild person! No priest should ‘preach’ the way you do. Chinese babies hating the “Good East”, which you spelled wrong. My goodness. I can’t believe you. I just can’t.
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12:37 am
Erm just comment about your article, you say that a few years ago China was able to reconquer Hong Kong back from the United Kingdom. This is complete rubbish. The reason that Hong Kong was GIVEN back to the Chinese was because an agreement was made between the UK and China in 1897 that the UK would rule over Hong Kong for 100 years. And low and behold in 1997 Hong Kong was returned to the Chinese.
I would also like to see scientific proof to back up your point that even from a zygote that all Chinese already hate the ‘good east’
I’m sorry to say it but this article is both flawed in its judgments as none of them are backed up by reputable sources and although you say you are not a racist a lot of your points are very borderline racist. Before you ask, no I am not Chinese, I am English.
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12:39 pm
I only read the first paragraph – and I am (serious question) wondering, is this article just a joke? (or are there really any people on earth who think that way? – because that would extremely terrify me)
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11:30 pm
Jesus hates u racist loser. even Hitler makes u look like the peice of turd u r.
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10:49 pm
i suggest a psychiatrist or suicide to the author if she really believe all that shes saying. then again shes American hey they’ll believe anything. (don’t believe me a lot of them believe there is a such thing called a “war” on “terror” and that makes sense to them)
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11:41 pm
*buries face in plam*
you give a bad name, a very bad name, to christianity. You are racist,ignorant, and most importantly, completely and utterly wrong. Athiests? Seriously? The only thing i can say about this is, i just fell for a troll post.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
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4:44 pm
ur a fucking bitch….now chineese people hate u and god hates u…..go suck some dick or suck my 15 in iron rode u damn whore….u dick sucking piece of worthless shit………ur a BITCH and
PS-”I am chinese u are fine as hell *i love u *…..well ur pic if that is even u……xd but fine girl in that pic
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5:59 pm
Oh For GOODNESS SAKE!!!
I’m a Chinese and a Christian at the same time. I take part in patriotic activities and China is NOT a threat. Since when did we conquer nation after nation for personal gains?
We barely fought any war after the 3 kingdom’s war
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8:27 pm
china is the most christan spreading contry in world rite know i think thier morals r fine
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9:30 pm
You do know that pearl harbor is done by japanese and most asians hate japan and japan is US’s little bitch and Your really ignorant
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6:06 pm
THATS RIGHT FEAR US B*TCHES!!!! CAN YOU SAY AZN INVASION? WE ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. AZN PRIDE 4EVER!!
^_^
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11:08 pm
Ok look, I’m not Christian and I just wanted to speak my mind and opinion. Me being Chinese is seriously offended. How would you like it if all the asians start saying whites are just soo stupid or critizing a race that has done nothing to you. Has a chinese done something personal to you?? And you know what?? Maybe some Chinese are racist, and eat festuses but you know what? It doesn’t mean you can catagerize ALL chinese to be like that! Like a lot of white people are fat. I can’t just say ALL white people are fat! So you know what? You need to shut your mouth up and think about what a jerk you are. Because you know what?? No one likes racist people and apparently nobody likes you. Majority rules, and most people think you’re a jerk
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1:50 am
*headdesk* This is the saddest thing i’ve seen so far…
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3:04 am
Hey, are you FUCKING HIGH? Let me ask this again, are… you… fucking… high? We Chinese aren’t killers. We don’t fucking run around with 9MM’s. We are not the one that wages war for land, we are not the ones using slave labor. Think stupid whore.
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8:55 pm
To that fucked Amber who made this article,
You know what? All of your shit can be ignored cuz none of it is taken seriously. You need to get in the real world! And take a few facts. You’re just a bitchy asshole who enjoys sucking up to George W. Bush and spread Chinese gossip. You should respect the country that makes most of yours! I am not only writing this post because I myself am Chinese but because all you’re holy shit is worth about 1 googleth of a penny. Your fucking god is nothing more than a book that a rich king wrote to his advantages. And, no, we’re not sick and twisted people. We’re intelligent folk who invented all the shit you’re wearing, down to your fucking little Speedos or your little lace thongs! I can’t believe you, Amber, the worst whore in the world, who can’t even get the FACTS straight (um, hello? The fucking Japanese sided with Adolf, invaded China, and crashed you’re fucking Pearl Harbor!) is allowed to fucking write such a jacked up, piece of shit website. You want me to write like I believe in your fucking God? Here’s what he’d say, “Amber, you fucking whore, you are a waste of SKIN. Don’t even get to brains, beauty, or brawn cuz you don’t have any!” I’m sure, just this once, you’re damn God would cuss just once, cuz you’re such a jackass! And I’ll take a few things from the best of the best – ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever which is what exactly describes you, down to your fucked white little toes. So I have one last thing to say – no, one last fucking WISH, a command deep to Satan.
I, THE TRUECHINESE, HOPE YOU, AMBER WHATEVER-THE-HELL-YOU’RE-LAST-NAME-IS-YOU’RE-STILL-GOD’S-LITTLE-WHORE-AND-SATAN’S-NUMBER-ONE-HELPER, DIE IN A VERY, VERY, VERY LARGE HOLE, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS HELL. YOU CAN DRAG DOWN ALL YOU’RE FUCKING WHITE FRIENDS WITH THAT BELIEVE ALL YOUR FUCKING SHIT. I’LL GO WITH YOU, AS WELL, BUT ONLY FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. ONLY TO VIDEO TAPE YOU HAVE A LITTLE CHAT SESSION WITH SATAN, BURN SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY IN THE PITS OF THE WORST PITS IN HELL, COME BACK UP TO EARTH, AND WATCH THE VIDEO FOR GOOD LAUGHS AND SHOW IT TO THE WORLD.
TrueChinese
P.S.: And, here, I will say a true fact. While it is true that the Chinese are ABLE to dominate, they don’t wish to. In fact, we wish for world peace, unlike you, pissing up your bitchy face, hoping that the Chinese will die in your little bedtime story hell.
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11:45 pm
Typical Asian anger.
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12:36 am
typicial american racist
asian anger ??? it’s takes a lot before you make them angry but when you make them angry you can’t be chummy chummy with them anymore trust me on that
and yes ASIAN are the nicest people In this world american redneck are the worst
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10:33 pm
gawd should kill ya in yo shleep!
no…but really, how can someone NOT take these racist, rude, petty and ridiculous articles seriously if THERE IS NO DISCLAIMER?!
or maybe there is one, and you guys are just giggling as we vainly search for it.
or maybe you guys really are just morons who take this crap seriously. america tolerates closed-minded people (heck, if we didn’t, the kkk would be lying at the bottom of the ocean in barrels of cement), so why can’t closed-minded people just tolerate america?
but nobody is THAT moronic…so i have to infer that some people actually LIKE writing things that disgust them.
well, i can’t imagine how writing derogatory articles can be fun, especially since all you’re gonna get is negative feedback.
and i can’t imagine how getting negative feedback is fun, unless you guys are actually proud of the offense you cause (yeah, yeah…freedom of speech and all…we have it so the media can criticize stupid people like you and not get sued).
or if you guys are protesting against “phony” morals and beliefs, then i wish you luck on your crusade, because nobody’s gonna humor your clumsy satire. in the end you won’t win recognition or even real laughter or appreciation. you’ll just be pitiful, hypocritical nothings.
remember that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. it’s really lamentable how someone who has the skills to write wastes it cranking out trash. because this article doesn’t just make those goshdarn fundamentalists and racists and xenophobes puff up with anger (or reeling them in like gullible fish, i guess)…it’s making everyone angry, or at least extremely uncomfortable. and really, everyone just hates you now.
everyoooooooone. crazy chinese people like me. your professor. your mom.
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11:29 pm
what is this article? satire…yes, i’m a big girl so i know
what’s the point of satire? to make fun of something that you don’t believe in, preferably with a bit of grace
what if many people can’t tell that you’re making fun of them? then it’s bad satire since it fails to achieve its point
what is bad satire? intellectual bullying
and what is an intellectual bully? just a plain old bully who discovered that playground tactics don’t work anymore
is this intellectual bullying effective at all? not really. actually, it just causes harm, anger, and creates more intellectual bullies. unless the authoress isn’t writing for the purpose of making a difference in anything just posts articles for attention and her own self-satisfaction.
…wait wait, what if the authoress just HAS no real purpose?
wasting time on stuff with no purpose? why is she still alive?
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5:25 pm
this blog=fail
if you’re going to publish something, use spell check “adolf” not whatever the fuck you used
this is why my Chinese boyfriend and i are atheist and want to leave this country.
fuck you amber, you are the reason why we hate living in america
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5:35 pm
Although I am disgusted to hear of your beastiality practices, I am at least comforted by the fact that you are attempting to breed with an Chinasian than with a blackman. At least with a Chinasian the chance of you actually cross-species-breeding is significantly smaller, since there yiggle yaggles are so small.
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5:42 pm
fuckling stop with the hypocracy you fuckface.
one second you go one about how chinese and balcks are nothing but animals and should be trested as such. then the next you rage about how they do not live up to your standards for humans. what do you egt insulted every time a dog don’t act like a human? what about when a cat don’t? a hourse? fucking pick a stance you can’t just jump from one stupid stance to the other for maximum eficienty in hate.
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8:11 pm
I’ve read quite a few of your articles on here now, and, really I struggle to see how you call yourselves christian. The bible clearly states “judge not lest ye be judged”
Matthew Chapter 7 Verses 1-6 quoted below for your perusal as clearly you have skipped over this part during your daily bible readings (assuming you read the bible daily as all good christians should.)
“1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.
6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.”
Clearly, you are judging a lot of people on this website. Black people, Gamers, Asians are just some of the people whom you judge as a whole through stereotypes that are simply not true and have proven to be so.
How can you call yourselves christians when you say things such as “New Orleans (some of you may remember the time, not that long ago, where God displayed his dissatisfaction with this sinful city by smiting it with his torrential tempest”? How is this a christian attitude? I am not american, but the hurricane, and the destruction it caused to New Orleans city was terrible. And should I have been an american citizen I would have been down there as fast as possible to help those people clear up.
God doesn’t send these things to punish people “For God so LOVED the world so much he sent his ONE AND ONLY SON to DIE for us.” God also promised after the flood in Noah that he would never do something like that again. Are you seriously saying you disbelieve in God’s promises? Because if you do, I’d say that makes you a pretty poor advocate for his religeon.
Also comments such as “homogay fags.” and “I actually laugh at the thought of these people trying to get out of the shower” this is little more than bullying. Which is a SIN. Far more of a sin than playing some video game.
Taking aside that your views on video games, most of all World of Warcraft are completely wrong and totally unfounded. Say they weren’t. Say everything you claim is true. Shouldn’t you, as christians help them? instead of sit there and laugh at them? Is that what jesus would do? Is that was Jesus DID?? No. Jesus helped people. He helped everyone, and most of all he helped those who NEEDED his help. You sit there and laugh and call us names, again this is a SIN.
Your racist making stupidly ignorant accusations that Barak Obama and RObert Mugabe are “cut from the same cloth” do you actually believe this?? Barak Obama is probably the best thing that has happened to the USA for a long time. He is a good man, who I have no dounbt will work his best for your country to make it a better place. You really think Barak Obama will kill people? Rape they’re wives and rule you so feirociously that no one can ever run against him again? This is what Mugabe did. I do not see Obama doing this.
This article in itself is INCREDIBLY racist and offensive. “Chinese people will take over the world and devour our souls” you actually believe this?? really? Where is your proof? You have none. you just make unfounded accusations for no reason at all, except to attack people and make yourselves look “rightous”.
Good christians help people. They go to Africa or poor countries or countries where Christians are persecuted on a daily basis and try to help out any way they can.
Good christians went to New Orleans and helped them clear up and rebuild they’re lives, they did no sit tehre and praise god for his “wrath”.
God loves us. He doesn’t punish us, and he is not vengeful. “god is love”, he loves us all equally. ALL, that includes you, me, gamers and black people and hell, even chinese people! God loves us all, and, sorry to burst your bubble but there will be asians, black people and gamers in Heaven. Sorry.
I don’t know waht Bible you guys read from. But the genearl standard version sold throughout the world disagrees with most of the “teachings” you’ve put up on this website, so you may want to re-evaluate which relgion you are actually a part of here, cos it isn’t the christianity that I know.
But hey, I guess your going to ignore this post as I am not a christian. And I am a gamer. So Obviously i’ve just been sent here from satan to try and sway you off the path of good and onto my path of destruction.
But I used to be a christian, until I was about 16. Then I stopped. Why? Because I was sick of attitudes like this off some people.
I was raped and abused as a child. Christians told me this was my fault. Made me feel a bad person for this, i was unclean in the eyes of god for this. Apparantly. and to make it worse, i self harmed!! Harming my body that is a temple of god! Im such a bad person? You, I know will say yes.
I know I am not. I may not be a christian anymore, I don’t really know what I am, but if there is a god, I know he loves me, and I know he doesn’t see me as unclean for what happened to me or what I did cos none of it was my fault.
And the same goes for everyone else you have prejudiced against on this site to date.
I put it to you that it is YOU guys that are the true followers of Satan and are the ones making Satan’s kingdom bigger by the day. As you discourage people from God’s love with your unfounded claims. Telling them that God does not love them will not turn someone into a christian will it?
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5:11 pm
Whoever wrote this artical is really messed up.
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11:35 am
Wow so much hate spewing forth. Totally wrong views.
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2:27 pm
i loved this article. I am an idian and despise chinese because i believe they are evil. Its good to know how there are others that think they are evil. They poison our children with lead. Soon they will attack america or india. If you have a problem, email me
-slushie27@gmail.com
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4:03 pm
Dear all,
From the forum, you can see that there’s a clear seperation of people who are well educated (well informed of world cultures) and people who are ignorant (or living in denial and simply put not too smart & refused to be) First of all, Amber (the author) clearly did not do her research into understanding the Chinese culture & history. Is she stupid or what? I do not believe she is. Is she just venting because of some bad experiences with Chinese people…maybe. Or she might have been misinofrmed. Do chinese people eat babies? No. The last time I checked…only people who practiced some form of occult or some strange ritual and people who are in this cult outift can be people of any race.
Let’s look at some of the red-herrings that were written in the article:
Are all Chinese communists?
Ans: No. There was a Chinese civil war back in the 1930s & early 1940s between CCP and KMT. KMT lost the war so there was Taiwan, the more democractic country between the two. Go research on that if you need to.
Therefore, All Chinese people do not equal to Communism.
Did Chinese people help Hitler during WWII?
Only a small group of chinese people did. The only Asian country that was Nazi’s ally was Japanese. Japanese people are not Chinese. So is all white folks are not German or Nazi sympathizer.
Was Hongkong taken away or stolen from the British?
No. It was called the hand over. Hongkong was originally part of China because of the Opium war, it was “leased” to the British for 100 years. It’s like you signed the lease for a year for your apt and when the lease is over, you either get the f%$k out (pardon my french) or negotiate with your landlord for extension. FYI, Opium was brought in by the British and European…they were trying to get the Chinese people to addict/hook on to their drugs so they can generate more profit…therefore before the Columbian were the biggest druglords…the White European people were dominating the drug trades in Asia…trying to steal and colonized Asia countries and from the Asian people in general.
So the biggest thieves of all time? The white Europeans.
Are Chinese people cold and emotionaless as what Amber describe?
To be fair, there are Chinese people who are like this…but not all of them. People are people..if i would point out…there are white people who are way more cruel. Remember the lynching of black people back in the 1800s and eraly 1900s by white people. They even took pictures with smiling faces and the black people who were hung on the tree like animals…those white folks were labelled “good christians” in their communities…also, KKK, Neo Nazis..etc groups that went around beating the crap out of minorities in different cities…and for no reasons. They feed on hate and create social disorder for our society. Are all white people like that? I do not believe so. Should I fear White people because of their shame history of biased tretment, white supremacy bs and butchery of the weaks? No…because at the end of the day, if you really understand the world…there are black sheeps in every race. Bottom line…Hate is wrong. Hate is for people who are inferior and had issues of depressions and living in denial. If you hate, you need to seek help. Hate is totally unnecessarily and unwanted. So check your facts before you write anything again.
If I know there’s a Chinese man who bullied you unnecessaryily and treat you unfairly, don’t matter whether you are black, white, hispanic or others, I will still stand up for you. I’m Chinese.
I am a good Chinese and I am your fellow people. Got it?
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7:40 pm
If you care about the safety and welfare of animals, please sign this petition:
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11:38 pm
This is a piece of crap. Are you saying that newborn, chinese babies are considered TERRIFYING COMMUNISTS? I myself is Agnostic, because i am scared of turning into an evil, satan-inspired “Christian” like you are. Quit saying you’re not a racist, you obviously are.
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11:42 pm
What the fuck? This is the most stupid thing I ever read. This Chris guy must had a brain damage or something.
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6:22 am
Even if this is satire it’s still god awful
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9:30 am
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth.”
Maybe you learned about a WWII on some other planet because everyone on planet Earth knows that JAPAN joined Hitler. Japan INVADED China you stupid moron. The US even HELPED China. US and China were on the SAME FREAKIN’ SIDE.
If you’re going to write a blog hating on people, at least get your facts straight.
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7:58 am
Tell me this is some kind of gag site. Because if it isn’t their is something seriously wrong with you people. I have never seen or heard more racist garbage anywhere on the web. First of all it was the Japensese who joined the World war 2, unless your one of those idiots who think all asian’s are the same. And cultural heritage to hate America, what century are you living in. And no pope in this century would ever agree with ANYTHING said in this article, or even on this website. He racists idiots should be ashamed to call yourselves Christians. If your going to pray for anyone, pray for yourself. I know it says in the bible that ALL man should be treated equally. why don’t you give that a try!
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10:20 pm
my younger sister and i. yes, she is completely terrifying.
get a life you jackass. and stop associating yourself with Jesus. I would be willing to bet He is up there just shaking His head at you.
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10:55 pm
This is hilarious!
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2:33 pm
First time on this site. Never coming back again, unless I want a good laugh.
Face it, as much as I dislike it, America actually NEEDS China. We borrow money from them, and there’s a whole market out there. And…in case you didn’t know…Hong Kong was supposed to be returned to China after a certain amount of years…it was an old agreement…But of course you didn’t know that, because you live under a rock.
Enjoy festering alone in your hatred.
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8:15 pm
>Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.
Are you a TOTAL moron? China was an Allied Nation after Pearl Harbor. Allied = US, England, Soviet Union. China is not the same as Japan. The above paragraph was as far as I read since the author is obviously someone with absolutely no knowledge at all.
Seriously – if you people expect to be taken seriously? GET EDUCATED!
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10:38 pm
Obvious troll is obvious, unless the author of this post really believes what she wrote. Then she’s stupid.
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11:37 pm
honestly… This piece of pretencious amphigory really left me speechless
And if by chance this is a piece of satirical display of “humour”, you should understand, with even the whim of conscience left in your soul, that it is not at all comical, but hurtful (if we cared about your little piece of trash) and absolutely unneccesary.
And if by posting this would make you feel rather superior in culture, ethnicity etc. you are a sickminded immorality that meets the bare minimum of a human being.
you dont even know a subatomic portion of the truth of the Chinese people, culture and religious matters. So therefore you have no right to anger us using condescending false information based purely on prejugdice and lies of certain matters you have mentioned above. Without wasting anymore of your time and our time on your racist, fictional believes about us, please go fuck yourself.
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11:52 pm
honestly… This piece of pretencious amphigory really left me speechless
And if by chance this is a piece of satirical display of “humour”, you should understand, with even the whim of conscience left in your soul, that it is not at all comical, but hurtful and absolutely unneccesary. And if by posting this would make you feel rather superior in culture, ethnicity etc. you are a sickminded immorality that meets the bare minimum of a human being.
Rant is over, now the truth.
you dont even know a subatomic portion of the truth of the Chinese people, culture and religious matters, so therefore you have no right to anger us using condescending false information based purely on prejugdice and personal opinions. One group of Chinese population does not represent the whole(because we have 1.6 billion throughout the world), there are many Chinese Christians (such as myself) around the world and in China. Yes, we have a very oppressive communist government that controls our media and freedom with means that are so horrifying that you might not understand why they would choose such disgusting and disgraceful methods of operation. Actually, we don’t understand either, but what we do understand and notice is that through the past decades, China has been growing. China has been growing as a nation, becoming more civilized and developed each and everyday as its citizens become stronger and more liberated. So to conclude, without having first hand sources or information on the whole population and its identitIES, your opinions are extremely biased and stereotypical.
-CHINESECHRISTIANTHATTURNSTHEOTHERCHEEK,BUTTCHEEK,TOFARTONYOURFACE
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10:29 am
The Chinese is the Master race that survives for thousand of years and the biggest race in this world hence #1 Superior Race. If 1.3 billion Chinese farted at the same time, the thermonuclear reaction will be far greater then all the nuclear bomb in the world combine, bigger then Tsar Bomb. You must pray to your Cruel God, that the chinese don’t believe in Spaghetti Space Monster since thousand of years ago already and it only took you numbskull brain until today to realise there is no God and thank your lucky star the chinese has not destruct the world yet with their thermonuclear fart. While you still digging and only recently discover dinasour bones, the chinese already engrave & embalmed culturally lord of the dinasour that is the Bahamut Dragon in Chinese lore…yet, the chinese is the only race that has survive the dinasour period until today while you still in the osmosios primodial soup and yet to evolve to become today’s bitch. Yo Yo Yo!!! uh HUH check it out!
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11:46 am
China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!
-Not really
My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.
-source
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.
-Who is someone who believe in a magical man to tell me what I should do?
Much like their brethren in the USSR and the Democratic party, the Chinese are atheistic wonders. Their lack of morals means they have no problems developing WMDS with which to bring massive death, all while doing genetic manipulation and cloning to ensure population boom.
-Athiests have more morals in my opinion
Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.
-No, the JAPANESE joined Hitler, Japan is not asia, and Japan didn’t team up with germany to destroy France, silly.
Or as you meant, America.
Despite past American grace, the menace of the the People’s Republic of China truly a great peril to the world today. Indeed, these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process.
-Kill me dead? Lolwhut?
Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.
-Im pretty sure Hong Kong belongs to Japan.
You see, dear readers, the fact of the matter is that the Chinese communists are very cold, calculating and harsh people. The core values of Chinese communism include wanton carnality, stealing, bringing death and providing slothful people with income. From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well. It’s a part of their cultural heritage to hate the good Eest.
-Sadly I doubt you’ve been there, lying shit.
Historically, Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American. Liberals will tell you lies and say this is not true and very extreme, but mark my words. Liberals want nothing more than to see a small population of American overran by billions of Asians. This is why they support abortion.
-Thats funny, so lets go 500 years ago they wanted to destroy you? A country which didn’t exist.
Now skeptics and atheists out there will say that Chinese kill their young too, and yes, you’re right. It’s true. Reports show that each and every day the Chinese people brazenly sacrifice their young women in pagan ceremonies, so that their men may have more supplies and food stuffs to consume as they train for battle.
-Can you source this shit?
What battle, you may ask?
-Im not asking crap
Know that the Chinese are going to attempt a great battle, battle being perhaps better described as a world domination plan. Such endeavors typify their nature, as their culture still does not value the principles of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
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Asia still is bitter about WW2, and how we showed them new ways to live outside their old Pagan tradition, and it’s for this reason that you must be very afraid. At its roots China embraces communism, a practice which noble men like Senator McCarthy, President Ronald Reagan and the somewhat liberal John Paul II fought against with all their heart
-Nope, ASIA isn’t China, and furthermore you didn’t fight China.
Much like when the Soviet Russians were the powerhouse of liberalism, the Chinese are busy performing all sorts of nuclear experiments, genetic manipulation and training of troops. They are even responsible for the recent housing market crunch and faltering US economy.
-Once again, source?
How can we combat this communist threat?
-Well…
Right now, YOU CAN NOT. Bill Clinton was caught giving our nuclear secrets to China and President Obama has let them buy up all of our national debt. Not until you write your Congressman and demand McCarthyism once again be our national standard, the menage of Chila will continue to grow.
-Pleae source.
Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor! Call your politicians today and demand a return of McCarthy, all for you and and the bring joy to your kid’s future.
-And watch them laugh.
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1:16 pm
Hey Amber,
I don’t agree with your views, but if that is your real picture, would you care to join me for lunch sometime? You’re kind of cute
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3:19 am
She’s married.
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3:54 am
That didn’t stop her from having a steamy, concupiscent, lustfully libidinous night of passion with me in Vegas last November. True, I have yet to convince her to embark upon a threesome with me and Claire, but I think that a little alcohol should do the trick.
Amber, sweety, I know I broke the rule of what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but that sex was just too good to forget. Please come back to me.
Yours,
Ambiguous
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8:32 am
You’ve truly FAILED in life!!
your a DUMB ARSE!
the christians should be embarrassed to have you as an ambassador!!
Again i cant stress enough how much of a dumb arse you are!!
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3:47 am
from here i can see how ignorant some ignorants are.
The ones who ate babies are also scared us and we were surprised and grieved by the news and pics.
people alo over the world are the same. if you think your race is better, go to hell!
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12:56 am
1st – It was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor…
2nd – They are not bitter about WWII anymore
3rd – Stop generalizing “Asia” as “Chinese”
4th – You are a dumb bitch
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3:10 pm
OMG you are completly retarded and Chinese people are not gonna take over the world your just an idiot!!! omg how did you even get permission to get this published!!!! WOW!!! Way To FAIL!! retard!
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5:45 pm
I’m currently working on my masters in political science, and the evidence used in this article is biased and frankly wrong.
I’m not going to blabber on and on, but one clear example of the bias is the fact that Amber said China reconquered Hong Kong and stole it?
Having been in numerous lecture halls and debates, all of my professors unanimously agreed with China on this act. Why? BECAUSE HONG KONG WAS CHINA’S PROPERTY BEFORE THE UK STOLE IT. a hundred years ago, China was weak, so England took advantage, and owned Hong Kong for 100 years.
Then after the 100 years went up, the UK tried to keep Hong Kong. China said “no, it’s my fucking property, the contract is over”
and the Chinese lack morals???
Wow, have you EVER read a history textbook? lol
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10:44 pm
Some notes…
-Yes, some of us may be atheist, but we are also Taoist, Confucian, and a tiny population of Christians surprisingly. So why are you flaming them?
-We have morals, but don’t the Americans have much more WMDs???
-We aren’t in the genetics field very deeply. We have yet to completely map out a gene map…
-We’re trying to decrease to population, not create a giant boom. And nobody’s actually cloned a human yet.
-That was Japan that joined up with Hitler, not China.
-And by the way, you spelled Adolf wrong.
-America is far from a moral place… Don’t make me start ranting.
-We still don’t want to kill you. We still need to take your money from you after all that market export debt.
-Hong Kong never saw military force. It was merely a diplomatic ceding of an old piece of land that originally was part of the PRC. Hong Kong was just a UK colony and was still officially part of China even at the time of Western occupation. Besides, Hong Kong is still an SAR administered by the UK but territorially a part of China.
-Chinese communism is based off of Soviet Communism, a thing you all peed your pants about.
-Caucasian sex drives are much worse. Not going into much detail because that might go out of hand.
-We don’t steal anything from other countries except for maybe technologies.
-Slothful? If you compare the Chinese-American population to the White-American population, you really don’t have a foundation for this statement.
-…How does anyone hate particular people before its even born??? But trust me, there are other races that are genetically more violent. Much more violent. -Chinese people are typically associated as a peaceful race, only fighting under threat.
-You misspelled East.
-Everybody in the whole world hates or stereotypes on Americans. Much to good reason.
-No… We just have laws that enforce only one child per couple. Its called birth regulation. Something the Americans and maybe the Indians might need to look at.
-Pagans are awesome. It was the root of your twisted religion. And it happens to be anything BUT Christian
-By the way, you’re thinking Mayans which are in south America, a lot closer to America than china.
-The communists know that their people are perfectly fine with their current life-style and frankly, its working. If you took a poll, not many would say that they hate the way communism has shaped the land. So really, you can’t count the pursuit of happiness part.
-Yes, we are bitter about WW2, but that was about the Japanese doing bull like the Rape of Nanjing.
-Communism is fine, its just different. You don’t need to stereotype like usual and think that most people there aren’t happy.
-Nuclear experiments, okay, but to develop nuclear power plants and catch up with the crazy Americans and Russians.
-Genetic manipulation, no such thing. If the Chinese could use genetic manipulation, we’d give ourselves foot long penises to make you Caucasians shut up.
-Training of troops, no-ish, we’re mainly downsizing. But yes, still training of troops.
The housing crunch was caused by burger-flippers trying to buy mansions and then not being able to catch up with the mortgage or their credit card debt. That’s what’s causing panic in the US.
-Pearl harbor was the friggin Japanese for the last time…
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11:31 pm
This is NOT the message that Christ came to spread!
This is the exact reason that so many people hate Christians!
You give us a bad name!
Believe me when I say, this is in NO way how Christ’s love should be reflected.
But, you know what? It makes sense!
I must have missed the bible verse that says…
“If someone is different than you, bomb the living snot out of them and accuse them of ridiculous crimes against humanity that aren’t true. Showed them, huh?”
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12:26 am
wow
Chinese people is awesome!!!
we will eat your soul and body. lol
stupid guys,
we are all people in the same planet,
why u say such the stupid things???
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6:18 am
What a load of crap B*S~~~~~ The author obviously dont know Sh##t about history~~~~First, China did not take Hong Kong back from the British, it was the Brits who took over HK after the opium war with China, both governments agreed on leasing HK to the Brits for 99 years and 1997 was the final year of the lease so it was just a matter of legal procedure. BTW communist China could have opted to take over HK when it took power in 1949, but it did not and instead respected the agreement with UK and let the Brits hold on to the lease. Anyway, I wasn’t surprised at all, because the author herself is Christian and this article implied her hatred towards any people who are not “Christian”.
Well hello, listen, author of this article, I tell you what you take a history class and do some study on religions, and tell us when on earth has any religion truly contributed to the progress of mankind? And of course, if you were just using China to vent out your own frustration, flush the toilet after you squirted all over the floor.
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10:22 am
I have noticed you list one of the reasons you are afraid of the Chinese population is that they are atheist and therefor have “no morals” I am somewhat offended by this. Did you know Linkon was an atheist? Was Ghandi a Xtian? I don’t think so. If you are going to base your fear of a nation on the idea that you have to discriminate agents all who are not you, you are the sick twisted ones.
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10:32 am
“Liberals want nothing more than to see a small population of American overran by billions of Asians. This is why they support abortion.”
WTF. does ANYONE else see anything wrong with that statement? anyone at all?
“Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor! ”
That was the Japenese. Thats where the term kamikaze came from. Remember, Japs bombed pearl harbor, we do hiroshima and everything ends with them?
you obviously need to go back to world history. untill then, stop spreading your hate.
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10:35 am
do you even know what that is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism
it was the practice of accusing random people of being communist and investigating them. This wasted a lot of money and didn’t come up with any real communists.
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3:33 pm
You tell lies you liberal dog. McCarthyism kept America safe for years and helped us win the Cold War.
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6:06 am
Hmm -I stumbled upon this site by accident and am ahashamed to admit I wasted precious minutes of my life reading this garbage.
BTW -Hong-Kong was only ever on a 100 year lease to Britain. It was never ‘re-concoured’ by GB but simply handed over as per terms of the contract.
I despise lazy researchers almost as much as I despise ignorant fearful people who feel the need to demonise an entire nation.
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4:25 pm
i think the Chinese are fucking retarded. i love this person. i love you amber. you are a genius. the Chinese are going to take over the world.
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4:34 pm
i think Chinese people are fucking retarded. i love you amber.
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6:57 am
Get you facts right bitch. Asian people who are the Japanese not the chinese. Tard face cant even tell the difference. Nuff Said FINGER UP YOURS!
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3:35 pm
I am more scared of americans…they ar ethe ones who conquer countries and make war against half of the world sinc ethe beginning of the 20th century…
ABt the one who wrote this…well, u know, rednecks shouldn’t be alllowed on the inbernet
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2:01 pm
Amber, this is God. I hate you.
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2:08 am
hey i dont want her either lets put her in purgetory with a fuckload of un-baptized chinese babys!!!!!!!! are you with me god
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4:25 am
There seems to be alot of people very angry about this post. This site is too hilarious to be serious, stop treating it as such!
Whoever wrote this article actually said that China teamed up with Germany in WW2; 8 seconds on the internet should be enough to tell this is not the case. The only agency that would publish a story with such a glaring error while attempting to make a SERIOUS article about something is Fox News, and this is not Fox News, so clearly it must be for laughs.
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8:11 pm
What a worthless piece of article. I’m pretty sure the chinese have better family and moral values than you do. WMDs!!!!!! Just like that? What a fanatic!
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2:45 am
OH MY GOD. I can’t tell if this website is a joke or you people actually belive this stuff. I went ahead and stopped reading when you talked about China teaming up with Hitler. THE CHINESE PEOPLE WERE SLAUGHTERED BY THE JAPANESE WHO WERE WITH HITLER IN WW2. I hope whoever writes this crap dies in the most painful and slow way possible.
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2:01 am
oh ya someone with my ideals look at my post!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahahaha read the the whole mother fucking thing 90% wrong
but the world domination part so very true, no just kidding but in some places
I am terrified too of you know who! Ooooooohhhh!!!
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so here you are being racist and your cock is smaller so dont even go there
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satan, I don’t get your deal man, are you ok? your supposed to like all of the racism and hate, you make everyone do that!
are you sure you do’t wanna come up here to heaven and chill for a bit, I can get mom to give you a backrub, hell can run itself you know, you work too hard!
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thank you for asking but you know how it is i have to whip fucktards like her XD
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“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth.” This is pure hog shit. The author is a moron and so is anyone who believes him. Since when have the Chinese joined Hitler? It was the Japanese! This fucktard author doesn’t even know shit about basic history, can’t even differentiate Chinese and Japanese.
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the japanese were the ones who attacked America, the british signed a treaty with china to give back hong kong to china in the 1990s, of course no one fought back because IT WAS PART OF A TREATY, china didnt steal HK. get your facts straight before you post bullshit
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Dear amber,
perhaps you should beef up on your research as opposed to the penis that you take up your arse on a daily basis which could be the only reason for all the crap that was spewed out of the other end when you made this article. I would love to meet you so that I could slap you in the face with a fish.
Sincerely: Pwoopy
PS: We do not sacrifice women, we eat babies!
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hehe,what a white moron.
A chinese people read and reply.
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What is wrong with you people? Asia is not planning a mass attack on the world, not are its people. Liberals are not the demons of this world. I do not believe for an instant that this is a Christian website, at least not of the good kind. If you wanna call yourself a Christian website, then you should probably actually READ SOME OF THE BIBLE! Did Jesus not ask us to love our neighbors? Often? China is our neighbor, everyone in this world is our neighbor, he wasn’t talking about the people next door. Generally I am pretty good about loving my neighbor, but I am not able to with the author of this website.
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uh, didnt america fight japan, not china, in world war 2?
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“these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth.” – you need to STFU cause you don’t know what are you talking about!
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Are you retarded. How the fuck could China be making a population boom you stupid fuck, they have a One Child policy.
Cloning is just retarded.
China wasn’t even on a side in WW2, if you check the histories I think you’ll find that they were busy trying to fight off an invasion from JAPAN. JAPAN was the one america was fighting you idiot, not Asia.
You, Amber, are officialy retarded
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莫名其妙！！！
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莫名其妙。。。
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First, You and the other lower life forms that write these “articles” need to be psychogicaly evaluated! Then you all need a fucking history lesson because it is obvious that you never finished high school! Assuming you even made it through middle school!
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Obviously you have some mental disorder that can not be treated. I feel sorry for all then innocent chinese that stumble apon this girls distubing “articles” and see the pure hatred that flows through her icy vains. The chinese are filled fasinating cultures. They built a stucture (The Grate Wall of China) that can never be matched by even the highest advances in Building technology. They also make some of the best food in the world.
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Well im terrified of americans. they idiocity will take over the world
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Wtf amber ur saying ur not racist ??? Ur saying chinese people eat their fcking own people?? if they do that then why the hell is china one of the most populated fucking country in this whole world. I am chinese but im not saying this just because i support the chinese. Chinese people may have some bad habits like eating dogs but they dont eat babies and plot to destroy america. america has allys and could just call for help and crush china. the ruler of china wouldnt be that stupid if they wanted to plot against america why are the chinese still supplying needed goods to america? I dont care that u dont like chinese people but thinking of stupid ideas like eating babies isnt going to help anyone. In fact some people may even try to find and kill yu just because of these random ideas uve thought of. China and america will be allies for a long term
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hey you should read my letter to that prick i say in it that i’ll personally kill him with my good friend jesus.
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Loooool, this really made my day. Most funniest I’ve read in a while. Are you like 2 years old?
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The vast majority of comments posted in response to this parody are simply proof positive that true democracy doesn’t exist. Why? Because true democracy requires INTELLIGENT people making INFORMED, INTELLIGENT decisions about society. What I’ve read above cried out “we’re stupid, we can’t read, we don’t understand satire, and we probably shouldn’t be allowed to procreate”.
Yeah, I said it.
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you parafanaliactric son of a bitch you probably the one who posted this if so read my letter to you. you ignorant, racist son of a bitch.
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wow you have balls to post this on the internet. ive never met a more racist filthy pig like you. chinese people are awesome an EVERYTHING you say is BS. so shut the fuck up an shove all your racist comments up your ass. thank you.
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I wil not use these slurs and hurtful words people are calling you, but i will say that you have some facts missed up. I think you may be convinced by someone, of something that is not at all true. Secondly, lets watch what we say, you’re being rascist, though you say you aren’t. It is rascist to be afraid of an entire race based off rumors and what people did 60 years ago. Please rethink your position, I do not believe that you will always think this. Maybe take a trip to China? Meet some people and then reconsider how you feel. Have a nice day
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1:34 am
good for you not using the rontchy language but THIS IS WRONG and you gota get MEAN…… get ANGRY for this racist peace of trash!!!!!! (toned down the slurs for you
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12:21 pm
are you actually retarded or dumb? know your history before you blab on about nonsense. hongkong ORIGINALLY was owned by china but due to a treaty by in the i forgot what year Britian was was able to own hongkong untill 1997. therefore, after the treaty is over and done with, it is RIGHT to take back hongkong cause CHINA DID OWN IT. what is these nonsense about taking it over and no other country doing anything about it. youre a disgrace of your own country for your ignorance
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8:29 am
I AM ASIAN U RACIST, THEY HAVE VALUES AND YOUR THINKING OF JAPANESE, HELL THEY PROBABLY MADE WHAT UR ACCESSING ON THE INTERNET. YOU G2H THIS SHOULD BE DELETED.
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1:21 am
i have to disagree on the post to delete this website…… true we are pist BUT this is the one place we can all gang up on and trash talk the shit out of this sick bastard. other than that reason i agree TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7:36 am
obviously. i wholly agree with amber, these despicable animals of people disgust and terrify me. and it’s well known these cannibalistic animals butcher and eat their young. sick fucks, they are.
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you sick bastard i hope you die too me and jesus are PISSED anyone who agrees to these mother fuckers are retarded and ignorant!!!!!!!!!!!! you son of a bitch
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1:47 am
hey hey hey, satan, you can’t speak for me, plus haven’t you got anything better to do? Our entrance ques have been down of late, I was thinking that was because you guys have been taking all of our work? so are you guys busy? I was thinking, next week or something, we should catch up and have a beer and shit, the old mans away for a while, and it is fucken boring as all fuck up here!
oh, BTW what internet have you got down there? we got 56k the other day, it can suck a homo dogs dick, thats How slow it is, moses sent me a 4mb attachment yesterday, and it took 37 mins to DL, fucken rubbish!
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2:20 am
ok but why not come down here???? we get 3g wi-fi from at&t and its the time of year when the rabbits come out to play :3
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9:26 pm
Who ever wrote this is a fukin retard and needs to get an education you saying your not racist full of bullshit everything you wrote in the article is bullshit stop living in your little white world you fukin loser your going to hell
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1:28 am
if you wana know whats in store for him read my comment you’ll see exacly whats in store for this fucker!!!!!
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2:14 pm
How retarded is this, Blame china for the US housing bubble and the economy?? WDF!! go get some educated retarded dumbass, if you would of done your god damned research you would realize that china has 0% involvement in US bubble, instead you should go look at HOW Wall Street , Big Banks, and the Super Rich has fucked up the economy and caused the housing bubble, DUMBFUCK!! Stupid White Propaganda!!
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5:31 pm
what the fuck is this. you religious zealots are actually insane. since when has religion and democracy become an excuse for bigotry. this is the most racist ill-informed piece of crap i have ever read. whoever wrote this, and all of you who believe it, need to realize how despicable this is. As an ex-catholic, I have read the bible more than once and understand its convoluted message to be one of love and kindness. read your holy book and this re-read this disgusting work of fiction and fallacies.
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8:37 pm
What the hell is wrong with the people who write articles like this? Please I beg you please don’t procreate.
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2:48 pm
I hate you.
You are racist.
I’ll have you know that I’m half chinese, and that my converted grandmother is a better christian than you are.
Most of the chinese population isn’t in favor of any of the governments actions. They work, and hope to live off the little salary they earn. They are FAR too busy trying to put nourishing food on the table to spend time training for some kind of world domination.
Get your head out of your ass, you racist prick.
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1:26 pm
Fuck you.
I’m chinese, half. My father is white.
my mother did not use magic or something to marry him.
They were friends first, then he asked her out.
I hate ignorant bigots like you.
You say you aren’t racist
and yet you are scared of an entire race because of your shallow, unfounded views.
Chinese men don’t have time to train for a world dominating army.
They work 16 hour days to put food on the table, like they have time to spare training for that kind of shit?
They do not sacrifice their daughters for “pagan beliefs” It’s called taoism, and it’s a peaceful religion. You need to do your research.
Bitch.
Go suck a cock and die.
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12:03 am
have you ever considered becoming An Hero?
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10:19 am
I know that no one will most likely read this but i feel this must be said. On behalf of all rebulicans out there i say sorry to everyone.
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3:11 pm
I think you may be confusing China for Japan. We never fought the Chinese in WW2, in fact we were allies fighting against Germany and Japan. Also China did not “steal” Hong Kong it was given back to them as per their agreement with the British government. You should check your facts before you publish your work
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11:42 pm
first, your religion was derived from a german religion you dumb whore. second the japanese bombed pearl harbor. third china produces almost 90% of american products, if it wasnt for them you wouldnt be able to write this. im just supprised you can write at all, have you ever taken your head out of “GODS” ass? if there was a god, which there isnt, he wouldnt send you to hell for your thoughts you racist bitch, he would send you to china. so you can see justhowritch of a culture and how much better and civilized they are as apposed to most, you, americans. dumb bitch.
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11:48 pm
hey, I didn’t put asians here to scare you stupid americans, I put them here to be smart as all fuck, you wouldn’t even have playstation if it wasn’t for them!
so everyone STFU and read the book i wrote, the FUCKEN BIBLE
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2:28 am
hey god
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1:09 am
Even I think that is fucked up. i hope you fucking die and get burned by a bunch of chinese christians. I hope you die a painful and agonizing death and the only one who goes to your funeral is your mother who spits on your lonely ass grave and leaves laughing. I mean here you are telling people all this crap about how these people were with hitler but here you are telling everyone lies of these people so that we will all hate them. ALL OF THIS IS RACIST. my dear friend Jesus (yes were friends so get over it) says that what your doing here is wrong and you will never get accepted into heaven. I don’t want you either and im leavin your ass there where you are forever and when you finally die you will be reincarnated as a chinese man and we will make you live forever in the nightmare that will forever be your life. there is no amount of words me or Jesus has to describe you. you are a bastard a dirty bastard. you sick mother fucken bitch ass prick straight from the dumpster pussy that you mom calls a beaver i hope you die cause nobody would care cause thats all you are NOBODY…… scince im satan i know you did this for attention you fucktard. you are the most vile and sickening waste of space that god put on the earth, even to this day i remind him of the fucken mistake that he made putting you on this earth soooooooo undeserving of this punishment knowing you still breathe. if you really care about america and the world…….. kill yourself and anybody who made you this way…. do it in the most painfull way imaginable if by some reason you dont (and i’ll know) i will come onto this earth with jesus to end this mother fucken mistake that is you once and for all……………. this is a warning……. kill yourself or i’ll kill you in the most grusome ways imaginable and i will reancarnate you over and over to kill you again and again with jesus. i’ll be watching you…….. dont sleep tonight you pussy ass mother fucken waste of space…….. I WANT YOU DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i always get what i want. goodbye…… for now.
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8:37 pm
http://lesbianlife.about.com/cs/families/a/Parthenogenesis.htm
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!???!
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9:50 am
I believe the Chinese need to learn how to LOVE more.
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7:18 am
ok..
what the fuck is with this woman?
hey you know those people who have no lives, well yup thats right AMBER comes to mind. Just “stating the facts” like you.
people say we don’t a reason to be angry, that it is satire? I am australian but have a background of china. I have learnt english for all my life. Anyone can see this gone overboard. You call this satire and your brother fucked you last night
Well how would you like it if theres bullshit written about your ancestors and culture.Just because you have a fucked up life! KEpp it to yourself shit face!
- Hong Kong was stolen by Great England, they signed a contract to keep Hong Kong for 50 years.
-Pearl Habour has nothing to do with China. You have been living under a rock for so long
Get a life!
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7:25 am
I’m Chinese and all my Chinese friends are Christian!
A large number of China is Christian.The whole entire religious group, if they haven’t, have now disowned you. You shall die in hell in these 5 years. Or or!! *excited* You already died??
CUNT
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11:07 am
It is just a sham for Western media. China will not even allow Google in their country, so what makes you think they would welcome Christians when the proverbial door is closed.
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7:39 am
FUCKING BULLSHIT
like i would understand if you were making a joke IF YOU WERE ASIAN! DO NOT fucking tell me your “history facts” your not even asian.I saw your measly attempt to write a comeback on February 5, 2009 at 6:35 pm. What the fuck is wrong with you. I have studied Chinese history for a long long time.Every single thing you wrote in that shitty comeback is false. I rest my case you slut. Who do you think you are anyway? A bitch? You got one thing right.
go back to sucking your cocks for homeless people , oh and your brother too.
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11:07 am
I think this is the Chinese bloodlust for Americans Amber is warning us about. Notice how he resorts right to trying to make her feel less than human, so he can see her as a monster and feel justified doing evil things to her and any other American.
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3:27 pm
Who ever wrote this is a frikin idiot (i am extremely afraid of idiots who say they are not racist but are) you hypocritical bitch
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11:22 pm
Not racist, huh…? Funny how quickly you jump to your own defense…
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6:42 am
Hi Amber,
I think I spotted an inacuracy in your article. The words.
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7:19 pm
Ok, so im chinease and im christian, and almost 100% of what you just wrote is complete bullshit.
1. China doesn’t want world domination
2. US and China don’t hate each other (China actually loaned the US billions of dollars to pay for the war in Iraq)
3. What the hell?!?!?!? Adolf Hitler and China never teamed up!!! China was and ally.
4.Hong Kong was RETURNED to China by Britain, when their treaty ended.
5.Since when did Chinese people support abortions??? Theres not 1 abortion clinic in China (as far as i know i might be wrong)
6.Why would China be bitter about WWII? They were on OUR side you pot-smoking retard!!!!!
7.PEARL HARBOR!?!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!?!
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7:56 am
*An…
an ally.
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4:56 am
ommmgggggg HAHAHAHHAHA I HOPE THIS GUY ISNT SERIOUS CAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO STUPID. your history is ALL wrong and your psycho ass thinking is crazy. go see a doctor.
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2:32 pm
they dont eat fetuses. you must have issues or soemthing. ‘you’re not racist or an—’ man, you are one crazy ass bitch. “despite the american grace?”(i live in america, but i hae not always thought that america did whats right) “Dark asian culture?”(we had way more advanced muscicians, words, poetry, etc) we did not steal back hong kong, the ignorant whites of britain(not saying all of them) have always accused other cultures of being barbarians in the past and they forced us to GIVE it over to them. we were the ones who invented gunpowder for fireworks, but the whites were the ones that made them into guns for bloodshed and killing. the chinese was with the allied forces dumbass. i am chinese and you are fucking stupid to be posting these kind of rtrd false information on the internet. all i got to say is. fuck. you.
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2:44 pm
im 100% chinese and i am christian. yea, im darn right an American Born Chinese and i really hope the next time you’re in a library, you do some REAL researching. pick up a history book or something. I hope God would help you find the way back to sanity becuase you are one crazy, confused, racist, bitch.
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4:07 pm
Lady you are fricking crazy do you have any idea of what McCarthyism is? It practically goes against the values our founding father’s fought for, the same values you claim China threatens. This website should be shut and who ever posted the comment saying that people should take an I.Q test before posting I agree.I have traveled to many countries and i must say its infuriating to be judged and ridiculed for being an American because people like you do all this talking and seriously have no clue what there talking about. For a travelers sake either dont speak or go get an education because it’s pretty obvious you dont.
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12:26 pm
But if she spends all her time studying history, how is she going to have time to misinterpret the Bible?
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4:29 pm
Ok, I don’t even want to finish reading your ignorant shit but….America the most moral country?!?!?! MY ASS!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH! You are SO PATHETIC!!!! America is so NOT the most moral country on earth!
You are just terrified of China because you are a fat American living off McDonalds and going to your ignorant, fungus-smoking church!!
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4:41 pm
Also if you look a christian religion it has strong resemblence to pagan rituals. How close minded can you be ” there is no reason to respect pagan rituals”. THat may be true but honestly if a person of another religion came up to you and said convert to this religion because our god is the one and only true god and if you dont you will burn in eternal hell fire, I would not convert if i followed a pagan religion.Why? Because that would be my religion. Any Christian who was told to convert to another religion would say no and we should respect people’s decisions not to convert. I think it is totally retarded to say that All people who are not christian will go to hell. Because you dont have to be christian to be a good person. A couple of years ago a new tribe was found in Brazil. Chances are they never heard of catholicism so are they going to go to hell? Us Catholics are pro-life and say respect life. “Respect Life” should not be exclusive to pro-life matters it should be used to all life. I was raised a catholic but God could have just as easily sent me to Pakistani family or a Chinese family. So if God sent me to a non Christian family I would go to hell? REally!!!! Some one close this website this a perfect example of when Freedom of speech should be taken away.
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7:50 am
费解
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9:05 pm
ok first of all chinese are not atheists. and secondly, get ur facts straight. thirdly, you say you are not being racist, but somehow, this article sounds like it is. and all this is stereotype, cuz most asians are not atheists. and you should be afriad of us.
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1:38 pm
img src = “http://media.ugoto.com/pictures/pretty-gross-snot-you-must-see-b16.jpg”
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3:28 pm
I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL. AND THE DEZIL WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR SAYING THIS. I KNOW PLENTY OF ASIAN PEOPLE. THEY ARE ALOT BETTER THEN YOU WILL EVER BE. YOU EAT SOULS YOU HEARTLESS B!TCH.
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2:57 am
I’m kinda glad this came up on google before “why am i so terried of commitment,” seeing how fucked up other people can be really makes my problems seem pretty insignificant.
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12:49 am
Read the bible people stop being stupid!!!
God loves every race and he does not judge
by color of skin or race. So dont say your not
racist to make yourself sound better because you are.
Who are you MAN , to judge a whole race created by God?
You should be ashamed because you should be loving these
people and showing them your compassion, while there are fellow
chirsitan brothers and sisters out there risking their lives to
follow Christ in a communist government and instead you are here
ridiculing them. You know what you judge them now but in the end
you will be judged by Christ himself!!!
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8:32 am
天哪,真的是不可思议.错误百出的文章,不过感谢上帝，大多数美国人不是和你一样想的。
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11:38 pm
You truly are ill-informed to the point of stupidity and from what you write, you obviously are a racist even without trying. It’s so sad that people like you exist in this world. Did your parents give you up for adoption?
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1:13 am
Amber……Amber, Amber, Amber, Amber. Amber. Can you please explain to me how you aren’t racist? You probably won’t since I doubt you heed any of these comments. We accept that you’re racist, I just wish you wouldn’t deny it like that. Don’t lie to us about it. Or maybe you’ve started to believe your own lies. Who knows? Regardless, drawing generalizations against an entire group of people is what we call prejudice [preh-joo-dis], and it is in fact a fundamental part of racism. Calling ALL Chinese people Atheist, moral-lacking, sick, or evil is in every way racist and bigoted. Hell, even lumping Chinese into a large generic group called “Asians” is pretty much ignorant. Ignorant. That must be a word you hear a lot. You should look it up, it’s not a compliment. Hatefully stereotyping groups of people and attributing negative qualities to the very fabric of their culture is what puts you on a very slippery slope to becoming very much like that Adolf guy you talk about a lot. You know, the one the Chinese teamed up with? I’m sorry, did you say the CHINESE were in the Axis Powers? Was your history teacher as misinformed as you are? On the contrary, it was the Japanese responsible for that day of infamy, who were, in fact, bitter war enemies of the Chinese at the time. Oh, but it doesn’t matter to you, does it, they’re all Asian, they’re all the same, they’re all evil to you, aren’t they?
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5:20 am
YOur really stewppid assretarded peanis fase amber rawt in hell yew um sthyte fer braens,go pic ur pubik ares owt 1 bi 1,beefur i cal the polleece ,I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM HAHHA HEY MOM:)
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2:54 pm
If you don’t wish for a Chinese uprising, perhaps you should stop buying everything from China. People like you sold us out by insisting that buying less expensive Chinese goods instead American made goods manufactured at a fair rate does not make you less patriotic.
The day of reckoning will soon be upon us. We will have to get used to being second place for a while before India down grades us to third. Before you know it, “We’re USA! We’re #1!” will only be a catch phrase. But, then again, it’s not much different than the Chinese made ribbon magnet on your car bumper.
So, you say your not racist. You have to expect them to come looking for the money saved on the clothing you wear, the iPod you keep tucked in your pocket, and the big screen television. You wouldn’t let anyone you care for work in factories, under conditions that the poorest Chinese people work under, yet you support this rotten infrastructure because you want these things–darn it… it’s our right to have these things!–but you don’t actually want to pay for them what they are worth.
So, the next time you see a shirt that sells for eight dollars what it would cost an American manufacture twelve dollars to produce, perhaps you should recognize that someone else is paying four dollars out of their cost of living. Perhaps, if you really want to do something tangible to slow China’s take-over, you should do more than defend your lack of racism.
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2:58 am
Racism, lies, Americanism, more lies, load of crap, retard, lies. That’s the examination of what you’ve written.
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10:09 pm
LOL, i love this site, i come here just too laugh! if this WAS real (which there is no way it could be) then whoever wrote this would have to be a complete dumbass. i mean. how could anyone call McCarthy a noble person, McCrathyism ruined the lives of thousands, it actually caught like 4 commies out of 4 thousands arrested. or how asia joined sides with hitler? lol much? only japan joined sides with hitler, china was AGAINST Hitler. Part of russia is in asia and they were at war with germany.
wow, i feel like a history teacher now, you know, i could be one.
keep up the comedy! Oh and,
UP THE IRONS NIGGA!
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2:37 am
“China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!”
Cuckoo…
“My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male
citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.”
And what’s the difference between ChristWire and China then?
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.”
So-o-o-oooooo racist!
“Much like their brethren in the USSR and the Democratic party, the Chinese are atheistic wonders. Their lack of morals means they have no problems developing WMDS with which
to bring massive death, all while doing genetic manipulation and cloning to ensure population boom.”
They actually have population control and being atheist isn’t a reason to heartlessly kill. On the contrary you think animals are humans tools so you’re more heartless than
them :p
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good
men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
I assure you America is NOT the most morral country by far.
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11:16 am
1st; China was on OUR side during WWII.
2nd; Japan was behind Pearl Harbor.
3rd; How could the Chinese be ensuring population boom with their one child per family rule?
4th; Are you Chinese? o.O You look Chinese.
5th; Bill Clinton did not give them nuclear secrets. Every half-assed government on Earth KNOWS we have nukes.
6th; Maybe half Chinese?
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11:45 pm
I’m half Chinese, half Swiss-Irish. And a Christian. If Asians are so horrible, why did my father marry one? This article doesn’t belong on a Christian website at ALL.
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1:21 am
你胡说啥呢
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8:18 pm
Am I correct in thinking this is a purely theatrical and satirical website? I am sure that this website serves no real purpose than parodying actual conservative sites. If so I find this highly humorous and applaud you for surreptitiously fooling many a commenter into believing your very entertainingly false paradigms.
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6:52 pm
OMG…Is this for real, how is she a writter?
just die for being unbelievably dumb and ignorant
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9:22 am
i cant believe you youre full of crap whats your problem how can you not call yourself racist my god
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10:12 pm
u r lacking of common knowledge. please read a real book, not a japanese fantasy comic book
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11:15 pm
u spell china wrong dumb butt
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7:23 am
HaHa well i hope you are taking the piss with this post… otherwise you truly are retarded, but dont worry loads of great people where retards
There are genuine reasons for being cautious of China(the government, not the people)
but personally im just as “afraid” of America, Russia, India, Iran, Pakistan etc well most countries with nukes as i am of China.
its fairly certain that China will be the new superpower in the next 10-20 years, i hope they do a better jobb then the freaking americans that are just trying to act as world police while going after there own goals of oil etc.
Most countries governments are getting perverted and corrupted as it is now, IMO.
but the people themselves are usually very friendly. specially Asian people are very friendly.
Anyways have a nice life even though it can be hard when your terrified of 20% of the humans on this planet…(chinas population is about 20% of the world total), but i take your like most westerners and cant see any difference in the looks of a Asian person so its more like 30-40% of the worlds population your terrified off.
//from a Swede living in R.o.I
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7:06 am
The author has an evil, racist agenda. She is propagading lies. Everything written here is a lie. For example, China reconquerered Hong Kong? Wouldn’t we hear about that in the news? The UK voluntarily agreed to return Hong Kong to the Chinese. The British were the ones wrong in taking control of it in the first place. The failing American economy is China’s fault? It’s the fault of lazy, stupid Americans who got mortgages they could not afford. Have you ever heard of Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism? Those religions are native to China. They are not atheists.
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12:02 pm
actually I have nothing much to said but just said she is stupid and her Freedom of speech can actually lead to a war between two countries if she didnt shut up her constitution is Good in her own country but not on Internet there is Thing you should shut up about
and anyway just think about it a Lot of Image is censored on this site freedom of press and of speech My ass ?
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7:54 am
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7:35 am
Hey Amber,
I won’t challenge you on what is your opinion though I do feel is shows a amazing lack of education or interest in facts.
As to you reference to facts they are what they are and don’t change. If you read just a little you would find for one thing that China has been buying our debt for the last 20 years with the biggest contributions coming from Georgie Boy Bush who took all the progress of lessening our national debt made by President Clinton and shot it into space.
Also, get a dictionary and look up the word ‘racist’, you’ll probably be surprised to find that it fits you to a ‘T’.
Best wishes from a big fag with AIDS, see sometimes your wishes do come true.
Stefen
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8:13 am
Demand to see Stephenson Billings’ credentials:
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/stephenson-billings-show-us-your-credentials
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3:16 pm
Racists!
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3:32 pm
hey fuckface u are a disgrace to humanity. i hope u die in a hole while being raped up the ass violently by a homeless crack addict, then have ur dead body harvested for organs after it has been raped and filled with aids infested cum, then have ur organs sold for . cash for ur homeless rapist to by more crack and rape more fuckfaces like u. suck mah chinese balls muthafuckass
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8:39 am
I honestly believe that this post is written to stir hate against Christians, Republicans, and America. So sad for somebody to do this in order to achieve his/her personal agenda.
And, if this is satire as some people think it is, I don’t find it amusing at all. It’s sickening. I happen to be Asian and very proud of it.
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2:25 am
China makes stuff.
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7:50 pm
Herro,Chinaman heah. Your house is my next pearl harbour. kthxbai. CHAOOUTSIDE MUDDAFUCKA
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12:03 am
Are you for real?
First off, your facts are way off.
Why the fuck is this even on a Christian website?
Your a confused woman, go fuck yourself.
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6:48 am
you seem to assume “communism” is somehow anti-Christian – yes _some_ implementations/systems are but that does not make communism anti-Christian
just as sin does not make the person inherently bad – only the decision/action
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5:40 am
I am terrified of Chinese too but I am Chinese.
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12:00 am
Wow. I wrote like a paragraph about how biased and how your views on Chinese people are completely ridiculous but I deleted it instead. Responding and getting mad to people like you is just a waste of my time. As a Chinese/Canadian I am very very proud to say that you are the scum of Earth. Good for you =)!
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1:57 pm
WTF is this article? Is it a joke or are people actually this stupid?
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6:36 pm
Holy fucking shit! this is a joke right?
I mean, no one is dumb enough…
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8:01 pm
damn it! thought this crappy homepage was a joke!
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4:52 am
you are an ignorant fool.
hong kong wasnt stolen from britain and china didnt even contribute to the bombing of pearl harbour! you are scared of chinese… BECAUSE YOU ARE RACIST.
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10:41 am
sooo… china teamed up with hitler… to make war on america? I think that you may want to do a quick review of who was fighting who in world war II.
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6:56 pm
AHAHAAHAHAAAAHHAAHA!!!!! Anyone who takes THIS site seriously???? Put a FUCKIN’ GUN in your mouth AND DON’T STOP PULLIN’ THE TRIGGER, DUMBASS!!!
I’m an Equal Opportunity Kind O’ Guy….I don’t discriminate…I HATE EVERYONE;..I think MOST People are Braindead, anyway, and believe EVERYTHING on the Internet AND the News; it MUST be true because IT’S IN THE MEDIA (CNN, FOX, Cartoon Network….all the same…..oops….sorry Cartoon Network….Didn’t mean to insult ya there)…
Stupid Fucktards!!
People are not happy unless they can hate something…..so fuck it……THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS!!! KILL ‘EM ALL!!!!
DROP THE BOMB AND PUT ALL FUCKHEADS OUT OF OUR MISERY, DAMMIT!!!
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7:04 pm
YES FUCKTARD…….A CHINESE PERSON NAMED ROB!!!! ROB, MUTHAFUCKA, ROB…..STUPID ASSHOLE!!!! FUCKING ROB……SO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP…..THE CHINESE GUY IS NAMED ROB….ROB McNAMARA CHIANG, FUCKER!!!!!! ROB!!!!!!!!!!!! (Stupid SonofaBitch Cunt Face!!)………………AHAAHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9:44 pm
My name is amber and I am the author of this post and I am a brain slow twat. And a whore. Someone should slap me. That is all.
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3:47 am
I stopped reading when you called the USA the most moral country on earth.
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11:59 am
I am Chinese, but I live in Wisconsin, and this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read hahahaha. Nice Job, whoever wrote this!
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4:42 pm
I don’t care what you think of Chinese people, but i need to respond to one paragraph in this article,
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
THE CHINESE NEVER ATTACKED US IT WAS THE JAPANESE THAT ATTACKED PEARL GARBOUR YOU FUCKING UNEDUCATED IDIOT. TO GET SUCH AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF MILITARY HISTORY WRONG IS QUIET SIMPLY DISRESPECTFUL TO ALL THE BRAVE MEN WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DEFENDING THIS GREAT NATION. MAY YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ATTEMPTING TO PUT THE BLOOD OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS ON THE HANDS OF A PEOPLE WHO ARE INNOCENT.
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12:11 am
wow, I just have one question and I am dead serious. Are you fucking kidding? At first I thought that this site was completely serious, terrifying but serious. For a moment I began to suspect that it might all be a put-on, now I’m back to thinking that this site is written completely in earnest. Please tell me you’re joking. Please.
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3:10 am
I’m Chinese, and wow this is extremely dumb. Cloning to ensure population? Only a sci-fi fanatic would write something as stupid as that. Hopefully the author of this bull was just joking, because if he wasn’t, he is most likely retarded.
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8:11 am
I think this idiot wants to get his head kicked in or something
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1:17 pm
hurhurhur, the good east C:
you mean the east coast of china? that’s good
arghhh
im gonna eat you alive
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9:16 am
ehhmmm…..communism DOES NOT FCKIN EXIST IN CHINA ANY MORE
CHINESE DO NOT AND NEVER WILL EAT FETUSES
U ARE RACIST
WE ARE ALL FCKIN HUMANS NO ONE IS DIFFERENT, EVER HEARD OF EQUALITY, U DUMB BITCH???????
i feel so sorry for you having such a weird, abnormally warped mind. you need to open your mind, see the world, live life like it is in the 21st century. remember, this is not world war two any more. peace treaties have been signed. china does not even think about world domination, only you in your warped mind.
why did God create the earth?
so that man kind can live in peace and equality.
what happened?
look at all you racist scumbags. may god have mercy on you and realize what twats you are
Being a (chinese) human too, i feel ashamed people of my species are being so racist. do u see cats or dogs slagging off each other just because their fur is a different colour? no you do not. so why do humans do this?
the question remains unanswered.
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2:17 pm
Hate to say it guys, but she has a point. I’m an atheist, Chinese and I’m pretty immoral. The other day I was walking in the street and some whites were racist towards me, so I gave them the middle finger! I hope God forgives me.
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11:22 am
wow people.
ever heard of satire?
These aren’t fundamentalist christians writing these inane articles. They are a satirical website like ‘onion news’ having a poke at christians.
let me make it really clear – comedic journalists writing fake articles to make people hate christians.
And they are getting the response they hoped for.
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11:38 pm
oooo i’m chinese, fear me!! lmao
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3:47 pm
I’m Chinese, and I for one don’t want to “kill you and your family dead in the process.”, I for one am not a Communist and I am not some kind of evil monster that is only driven by greed.
I’m sorry but saying that you are terrified of a certain race, that you think they are only ever driven by selfish desires and that they all want to steal your land and kill you in the process is nothing short of being racist.
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12:01 pm
LOL
HAHHAAHAHAHAHA
the person who wrote this is a fag or a fag, but it’s okay , at least it’s stupid-funny.
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4:44 pm
I too am TERRIFIED of the Chinese. Everyone knows, or should know that Mao Tse Tung was an admitted communist. He was also VERY CHINESE!!! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, homosexuality, sexual addiction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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7:01 pm
Chinese allied with Hitler? HA!
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9:35 am
Liberals can go die in a hole.
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12:07 pm
as a chinese person, I have to say there’s 1 sentence of truth. The fact that they are atheists. The fact that the chinese in china are very driven by greed and deception, cheating, and it’s how that society operates. But, you underestimate the power of christianity. I’ve met very few truly athiest Chinese in America. They too want a better future away from the corruption. But yes, I understand your fear, cause how do we separate those who want to corrupt vs those who won’t?
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6:21 pm
I think this entire site is trolling.
IT’S SO STUPID JUST READ THESE KINDS OF ARTICLES LOLOLOL
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1:17 pm
do you people really believe that chinese people are going to take over the world? wow. there are much more important things to worry about!
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1:55 am
Should be ‘I am terrified of the Chinese Government.’ Also, if you admit to the fact that the people who run this country are as bad as China (I gauruntee that anything China does, America does as well just to keep ahead.) then how would writing to them to reintroduce the ideas of one of the least popular men in recent American history and politics help?
China didnt cause the failing economy, outsourcing to all the third world countries among other things did. Stop looking to blame China and find blame within your own city, and all factories that shut down because their AMERICAN owners outsourced jobs for cheaper labor. Do not blame the poor third world workers for taking them because they at least paid 10 cents an hour, so they could feed their families.
You, Amber, will never understand the Chinese people, you have never been to China, or any of Asia. I am sure all of your information is second hand, and mostly derived from popular conspiracy theories. Spreading mindless propaganda doesn’t make you a better person in the eyes of God. Walk up to a Chinese woman, ask her for a strand of her hair… perform a DNA test against your own, congratulations… you’re sisters, 99.9999 percent chance that you’re of the same species.
Then again I suppose science is the devil too. Not that you’re against science or anything, just like you aren’t racist.
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12:57 pm
I hate HK people. They’re a bunch of wimps…. great satire here!
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1:55 pm
Must be those sick Filipino maids in HK who are making a HUGE influence on Amber after those Flip dicks killed 8 o our peaceful citizens on tour a bus!
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4:33 pm
Why do you say Asia in a whole? It was the Japanese who chose the Axis side, forcing Koreans to go into battle. China was invaded in WWII, also by the axis power. Now not all Japanese people thought this was the way to go, but Koreans are happy the Allies won, China too. Please don’t group every Asian person together, it is a little racist, least you are stereotypical and very ignorant. Anyways, why would the China be angry about the Allies winning? Axis powers were taking over and killing many people. Anyways, it’s a new generation of people who don’t want any genocides. The most moral country? Look back at the last hundred years of American history. We slaughtered millions of people, all because of their ethnicities. We treated them worse than dirt, including the Chinese. Your views remind me of what Hitler thought of the Jews. All in all, there is only one race; the Human race.
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4:58 pm
I think you are sad and pathetic to hold these views. You are a racist, and a xenophobe. Do you honestly believe Democrats are atheists? Have you even bothered to read the Gospel and what it says about helping the poor? Oh, and by the way, it was George W. Bush who created that enormous debt to the Chinese with the senseless Iraq war.
Get a life!
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3:17 pm
yeah… so the chinese were not teamed up with Adolf Hitler. they were too busy fighting off japanese invasion before WWII even started. you obviously have no clue what you are talking about.
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5:18 pm
Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.
The Netherlands and Belgium are more crowded than Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.
Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.
What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?
How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?
And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?
But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.
They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.
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7:25 am
obviously you are a racist mate. chinese people are friendly, its fine you dont appreciate their culture in some way we think its wierd, but many of our stuff are the same to them. Check out your daily wear and use, they are all made in China, just think how much they contribute to this world.
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11:56 pm
WTF. u stupid christians think tat everyone sucks in china cus they dont beleive what you believe. Serioiusly, God’s a myth, if he were real, why doesnt he just save everyone. if hes real, why arnt all the Chinese people dying cus they’re “atheistic wonders”. honestly, the only proof that “God” and “jesus” exist is an old book. You guys are just mad cus the atheistic Chinese realized what bullcrap religion is and spend their time actively working to enhance society instead of going to church to talk to air.
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6:04 am
Burn in Hell you racist pig! God hates you!
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6:13 am
Amber you should go back to elementary school. Obviously you learned about WW2 from the Bible, which is not a history book. And Buddhists are not pagans you dumbfuck! Why can’t you all see that this is why only retards trust in the Bible and conservative politics!?!?! It’s because of you shithead! Jump in a six foot hole and bury yourself bitch, because I cant stand living in a world full of morons!
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4:07 pm
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1:57 pm
suck my big asian dick amber
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8:01 pm
this article is awful. what would jesus say? is this even in the spirit of christianity? Christ would be ashamed of you.
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5:18 pm
Some one forgot to take their meds…..again…..
(and by some one, i mean all of y’all
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11:34 pm
LOL pearl harbour was japan u faggot!
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5:07 pm
uummmm…. how can you be scared of chinese people?!?!?!?!? theyre people(awesome, i might add… i have plenty of chinese friends and i am white) I DO NOT GET YOU RANDOM RETARARDED FREAKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE!!!
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1:09 am
Lolz, this is hilarious. First, douche, it was the JAPANESE who bombed Pearl Habour, not the Chinese. Second, it was the JAPANESE who joined forces with Hitler. There are many more things to point out, but I’m not going to, lol.
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11:52 am
lol. I wonder how many days of freedom we have left?
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12:41 pm
Asia thanks you for consumerism, capitalism, neo-colonialism, and the degradation of our culture due to your torrent of personalities.
Really, we owe you for that one.
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5:53 pm
I know this site is totally satire and this whole thing is completely a joke… BUUT. I must say – the historical inaccuracy in this essay was hilarious!
It was the JAPANESE who sided with Adolf Hitler during WWII, not the Chinese. It was the JAPANESE who the USA Fought against, and bombed… The Chinese were actually Invaded & attacked by the Japanese during WWII, and sought aid from the USA.
Get your Historical Facts Straight!!! Even for Satirical jokes like this!
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8:44 pm
china relations
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8:47 pm
Funny and racist article
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4:50 pm
Amber, you idiot. PLEASE get your facts right first. first of all, it was JAPAN that allied with Hitler (whose first name is Adolf, not Adoldf). China fought AGAINST both groups. JAPAN, not China, bombed Pearl Harbor. Second of all, hate can’t be passed be passed genetically. Additionally, China is in the East, and Europe and the Americas are the West. Thirdly, Britain was the one that stole Hong Kong; China simply took it back. Fourth, Buddhism, whose god is NOT the Buddha (Buddha simply means enlightened one, like the Christian saints) follows the same God as Muslims, Jews, Hindus, and Christians (yes, Christians). Calling them pagan is a perfect example of Christian arrogance and ignorance. Other good examples are the Crusades (murder, rape, and pillaging in the name of God), the Inquisition (the forced confessions – lies – of non-Christians), the invasion of America (the violent takeover of a relatively peaceful – compared to most Christians at the time – people in the name of God) that killed over 90% of the natives, and the irrational Salem Witch Trials (in which people tortured others to make them lie that they were witches). Don’t get me wrong; I love Christianity for its ideals. I don’t hate Christians because many of my best friends are Christians. I just hate the ignorant ones. Like you, Amber. No offense intended.
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6:52 pm
The only part of this article that makes even a slight amount of rational sense is using the words ‘noble’ and ‘Reagan’ in the same sentence.
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1:21 am
/// Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture. ///
What an idiotic post. First, get your facts right. These Asian peoples – you are pointing fingers at more than half the world’s population. It is as good as saying you non-Asians.
Only the Japanese joined up with Adolf Hitler. And China and the Chinese are the victims of the Japanese – so you should fear the Japanese and not the Chinese.
Again, the day of infamy, if you are referring to Pearl Harbour – the raids were carried out by the Japanese, not the Chinese, not “these Asian peoples”. And America was blessed to rain bombs? Blessed by Satan? You not only nuked the Japanese, you rained bombs on Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Grenada, Iraq, ad nauseum. A very dark American culture indeed.
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5:35 am
xenophobic retarded ignorant person, you most certainly are.
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5:18 pm
…. yeah your just making all the rest of america…. and people with the name of amber… like myself… look bad… -.- fuck you bitch… -.- and one more thing… you are retarded.
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6:15 pm
You should be more afraid of Americans then Chinese.
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9:43 pm
haha
for real?
seriously?
either this person is crazy, needing medication, high, or just REALLY racist
maybe it’s a troll too? who knows
but it got a laugh out of me
and I’M chinese
I suppose I could get all serious and point out the major flaws, but that would be rather pointless seeing as how others have taken the liberty to do so
:3
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3:55 pm
Not another christian craphead!
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8:52 am
fuck this person who posted this what kind of mother fuck dick faced bitch dicky dick dick do u think u are u son of a motherfuckty son of bitchy bitch itch
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8:55 am
YOU SOB>:O You little racist, you in fifty years will be in an insane asylum and if you ever read a history book, or even know how to read, then you would realize that in the thousands of years that china has been here, china has never attacked an organized nation. However, many countrys included Britain, Japan, etc… has attacked china. you and your stupid excuses for your ignorance.
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8:56 am
I am chinese and proud of it
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1:09 pm
have you no shame?
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5:37 am
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?!
Look, I’m only 15 and even I know that being terrified of an entire race of people counts as racism.
I’m not where to start with the points I need to make, so forgive me for rambling a bit, but this needs to be done.
First and foremost, their culture is different from ours. That doesn’t make it wrong or evil or anything like that. It’s just different. I could go on for hours about this but you seem so brainwashed I doubt I could convince you.
Secondly, just because some people in a group of others are evil doesn’t mean that everyone in the group is evil. For example, we know that the terrorists from 9/11 were Muslim extremists. Does that mean that all Muslims are evil? Well, considering how racist and bigoted this site seems, you probably think so, but they’re not. Maybe I should give a different example. Here in America, there have been a large number of murders, rapists, and other criminals. However, not every American is a criminal. Another example: some priests have been arrested for having sexual relations with minors. Yet I’m sure you would agree that not all Christians are pedophiles.
My third point isn’t so much proving you wrong as giving you some advice. I know I’m going to kind of ramble with this, but I hope you understand. I was 6 years old on 9/11. When I saw those towers fall, I could just feel the pain of all the people who died, and all the sadness of those who lost their loved ones. My childhood effectively ended that day. But yet, although I hated al-Qaeda after that, I never blamed the attacks on all Muslims or anything like that. You simply can’t group together people like that.
And before you reply, let me tell you that when I was 8 I became a devout Chrisitan and remained that way for a number of years until I realized how hateful the religion really is. All of these people I hear talking about the Bible are always mentioning how God loves everyone, but not non-Christians, homosexuals, and all sorts of other minorities. They’re constantly saying that Christianity is all about love but they’re filled with so much hate. I still believe in God, but not the hateful God I’ve heard all of these “good Christians” talking about. I believe in a God that loves everyone, no matter what, regardless of race, sexual orientation, gender identity, and yes, even religion. Why am I mentioning all this? Because of your line, “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist.” That makes about as much sense as saying, “God loves everyone no matter what, but he’s going to make you burn in Hell anyway.”
Oh, and before you say anything – I’m conservative.
Now I could simply attack you like I always see the people who run this site attacking the people who reply to these hypocritical articles, but I’m not a kid. So, good day to you.
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5:39 pm
amber person you’re retarded in more ways than one.
first off u spelled adolf wrong when you were talking about hitler. Second off, Japan did the bombing of pearl harbor, NOT China. third off the reason why the get rid of the girls is because they are unlucky and are only allowed 1 kid and the want a boy to pass on the family name. Fourth off, a lot of my Chinese friends are Christians and are 100% offended. lastly you can’t say any of this without being considered racist so shut up and go learn something.
~Me and my asain buddies
P.S. i’m asian too
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5:12 am
What a fucking moron. China was conquered by many European countries, including USA and Japan until Russia helped them out. And you’re saying Chinese people are harsh against the world? Dude go and fucking put a dick in your mouth to shut up.
1. Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, not China.
2. Americans were colonized in China, fucking pigs.
3. If you didn’t know already, USA NEVER WON WW2. GREAT BRITAIN DID.
4. You never won a war except that you fucking destroyed the planet earth by using nuclear bombs on Japan.
5. Without Einstein, USA would never be able to use the nuclear bomb.
6. Then USA started a war against Vietnam cause they didn’t agree to something USA wanted.
7. You destroyed your own property (WORLD TRADE CENTER) to somehow blame it on Iraq for the oil sake.
9. Get an education soldiers, going to the military won’t make you any prouder, except that you fucking die for your country. Trust me, you think anybody is going to remember you? Fuck no, you’ll be gone after a few decades, nobody is even going to put flowers on your fucking grave stone, they play prank on it and pee on your fucking stone.
8. Many of you from the United States are incredibly dumb as fuck.
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7:06 pm
All I can say is….you’re a hater, and you’re going to hell. Diversity and acceptance is a gift, whilst anger and bitterness is a curse. Why waste your time on something that will get you nothing? I believe the word for what you need is “progress” and “THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY.” grow up please.
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10:47 pm
*Facepalms* Really, not all Chinese are evil or insanely inhumane. It’s probably only a small number of them that have been raised not knowing exactly what’s right or wrong. I’m Chinese, I’m not from China and it’s kinda sad knowing people out there actually stereotype an entire race as being evil and malicious because of one fucking country. We’re still human and not all of the Chinese are bad people. Please just stop being racist.
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1:50 am
I just have to say, I enjoy reading your post. Maybe you could let me know how I can bookmark this? I feel I should let you know I found your page through yahoo.
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8:22 pm
What the hell is wrong with you? You have to be the stupidest person ever. bombs of freedom? Dumbas.
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12:55 pm
Bitch be crazy.
In the future, China’s unstoppable communist forces will hunt you down.
Havee fun!
<3 <3
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7:57 pm
This is a complete bunch of bullshit- “The Chinese stole Hong Kong back from Great Britain”? I would go on, however I did not care to read the rest of this idiotic article by this shit-for-brains bigot who probably dropped out of sophomore year of high school.
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3:33 pm
You need to go to a mental asylum. It’s people like you that are like the slave drivers in America as for the past. Shame on you, person who acts a H*** lot more like Satan than Jesus.
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7:13 pm
You are so stupid. Why are you so rascist? And for your imformation, it was “JAPAN” GET IT RIGHT! (who joined with Hitler) NOT CHINA! WTF! And the part about China “building up an army?” How…why…I can’t even comprehend anything you say. World Domination? Are you crazy or what? do you have ANYTHING to back up ANYTHING you say? And Britain stole Hong Kong, which was rightlfuly that of China’s. We HATE AMERICA? Why would we sponser American products on our commercials? I knew you were a rascist from the first moment I read this article. The US dropped a bomb on Japan and it caused billions, even trillons of people to die. (Two bombs actually) There was even a BOOK written about the terrible things that the US did to JAPAN. And this EVEN ISNT CHINA!
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5:00 pm
You’re talking about Japan, right?
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2:24 am
CHING CHINGS FTW
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4:22 pm
Amber, you sure are one dumb ass bitch…or whatever you are.
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1:48 pm
okay so fuck you for saying all this shit.
go back to history, the japs were involved with hitler. not all asians. fucking retard. google the rape of nanjing and read it. do it. i dare you. china and korea and vietnam were the ones that were victimized by japan. japan is more of the bad guy in ww2. so get your facts straight. also, you’re christian, yes? you have a chronic need to prove other people wrong and convert them to your beliefs, even though america is a democracy, not a theocracy. well, this article is turning people away from christianity, not bringing them to it. who the fuck wants to be identified with people that hate on others like this? no one. so either stop writing stuff like this or stop calling yourself christian.
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3:45 pm
WDF hitler? pearl habour WDf what are u smoking
it ture were planing world domination well not realy (im asian) well when 2012 happens asian people probaly going to survive like beacse ther are liek 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ people <—– i fell aspleep and amber ur gay in the pants
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3:48 pm
DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO U AGREE THAT AMBER’s GAY? vote up if u hate her ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1:17 pm
you’re just extremely terrified of chinese people because we’re successful as all hell. hardworking, studying, going to universities, starting companies, etc! you’re just mad because we’re going to be your future bosses.
LOL
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1:18 pm
omg. you’re just extremely terrified of chinese people because we’re successful as all hell. hardworking, studying, going to universities, starting companies, etc! you’re just mad because we’re going to be your future bosses.
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7:46 pm
you are a dumbfuck. This is one of the most racist things ive ever heard. and btw, the japanese, not the chinese, joined adolf hitler.
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4:25 am
You know… I don’t recall Asians being strictly oriental. Next time you try to sling some mud at some one or a group of people get it right 100%. It’s like saying the eurpeans crucified Jesus. well yeah they did but it wasn’t all the Europeans. Next off you are a racist. And you probably think that Christianity should be the only religion in the universe. Well no. Let people believe what they want (unless your an extremist, then you need to diverge from your current path or you’ll probably go to he’ll if there is one) personally I believe that there is a god, but he has just created the universe and we were a byproduct. By writing this article I believe it is now safe to claim you are a borderline extremist. And for however long it took you to write this hate article you could have been doing something useful like instead praying that some one find a cure for aids, cancer, etc. you could have volunteered at a can drive. Picked up some garbage. Maybe even something as small as donating like $5 to a shelter of some sort. Yet instead you decided to demonize not Asians as you say, but orientals. Get a sense of moral and think before you act. Maybe next time say to yourself is writing demeaning statements about other people a good thing?
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6:48 pm
Haha, that’s pretty fun. No, not the being terrified part, but rather saying that you are not racist and that you don’t hate Chinese people. After which, you rant about how you hate and fear Chinese people. You say that they are athiest and have no souls, which allow them to build WMD. You know what? That kind of sounds like us, as we built and build WMDs too.
I hope everyone knows that
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11:08 am
One day when I let my people actually use the internet they will stumble across websites and articles like this. And they will laugh.
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5:35 pm
“Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth”
Jews? Those who don’t believe Jesus came back to save us?
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8:53 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAAAAA, AHAHAH, AHAHAH, BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA- WAIT holy sh*t… some people actually believe this cr@p?!? BWAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAAAAA, AHAHAH, AHAHAH, BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! Idiots
You, and I am very sorry to tell you this, are racist. Very racist. Go suck your mother’s c0ck.
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3:09 pm
WHAT A LOAD OF TRIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (such a cool word)
his name is Adolf Hitler
East is a direction
Eest is not
Great Britian GAVE Hong Kong to China
condemning a nation because YOU THINK that they are going to eff up the world based on the past analysed falsely is something a 3 year old knows not to do!!!
America is more dangerous to herself than China is. (the world too)
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3:12 pm
FUCK CHRISTIANS!!!!!
THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO CALL THEMSELVES “GOOD” R THE ROOT CAUSE OV AIDS, RACISM, TYRANNY, JUDAISM, OPPRESSION, JUSTIN BEIBER, NAZIS, TEH TEA PARTIES, HOLY WARS, MUSLIMISM, CAPITALISM, AND ALL OTHER HORRIBLED THINGS N THE WORLD. THESE ASSHOLES MUST BE ERADICATED SO THAT WE CONFUSIONISTS TEACH THE WORLD THE TRUE QUALITIES OF GOOD BUDDHIST COMMUNISM AND THE HATRED THAT 1 CAN CHANNEL WITH THE ALMITY POWER OF TAOISM. THIS DAOSIM IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THE JESUS IS ACTUALLY JUST A MASTERBATUR AND IS ACTUALLY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO IS SADDAM HUSAIN AND OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!
IF U DISSAGREE WITH ME, GO SUCK MY NUTS
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3:15 pm
This is a load of TRIPE!!!!!!!!!!
his name is Adolf Hitler
East is a direction
Eest is not
Great Britian GAVE Hong Kong to China
America is more dangerous to herself than China is. (the world too)
FUCK THE WORLD
FOR THE WIN
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7:29 am
Oh Ignorance…hallowed is thy name. I only hope her Jesus saves her from going to the hell! Can’t believe such dumb asses still roam the planet!
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2:11 pm
Normally I wouldn’t be inclined to comment on something so ridiculous as this article, or whatever it’s supposed to be. But no one hear has addressed the author’s point that he or she has clearly mixed up China and Japan. Japan allied itself with the Germans and attacked China. The Communists united with the forces of Chiang Kai Shek to fight the Japanese forces. The Western Allies assisted the Chinese with this fight. Chinese people had nothing to with Pearl Harbour.
Whoever wrote this article is an absolute idiot who should read a book before they publish such filth on the internet. The five minutes I spent reading this article are five minutes of my life that I’ll never get back. What a waste of time.
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12:45 pm
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.”
That was the Japanese, not the Chinese (which we were allied with in WWII). Being a racist one thing, not bothering to even look up a fact is another. Misinformation for Jesus i guess.
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1:36 am
I stumbled across this website from The Atlantic while reading an article about Glen beck … Your Website is extremely much worse than the Wittenberg door ever tried to be or even other Christian satirists (on the positive side ) and it continues to amaze me that anyone who even reads the bible at the most literal way could even come up with this inane writing … I have lived with Chinese people very closely for nearly 3 decades and this article and others like it cannot even be put into the recyclable garbage can . Your is my husband gay is yet another example of misguided abusive use of opinionated musings too IF used under the umbrella of Christianity or Theology. sheeeeeeeeesh
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7:01 am
Amber you are a bloody bastard, racist mother fucking bitch. how dare you say such shit about Chinese people you fucking racist pig. its bitches with twisted minds like you that make the whites look bad when they are really not. I hope you burn in hell for this you fucking twisted born bastard piggish bitch. and by the way am black you fucked up bagger.
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2:32 am
shut the hell up, bitch!
you know nothing about China
Come here and it will knock your shit out of your ass
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2:41 am
我了个去，你写的这是中国么？二战是日本好不好
中国的现状写的完成不对
看到good west一阵恶心
我不禁想问：
你傻逼啊？老子被枪打了还是被驴踢了？
你长那么恶心还学个毛啊一场大火把你家都烧死了剩下你一个孤儿苟活于人世你老往上给我蹦达你妈了个B你是怎么活下来的？
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2:43 am
你是:
进化不完全的生命体,基因突变的外星人,
幼稚园程度的高中生,先天蒙古症的青蛙头,
圣母峰雪人的弃婴,化粪池堵塞的凶手,
非洲人搞上黑*的后裔,阴阳失调的黑猩猩,
被诺亚方舟压过的河马,新火山喷发口,
超大无耻传声扩音喇叭,爱斯基摩人的耻辱,
和蟑螂共存活的超个体,生命力腐烂的半植物,
会发出臭味的垃圾人,“唾弃“名词的源头,
每天退化三次的恐龙,人类历史上最强的废材,
上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机,能思考的无脑袋生物,
损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害,祖先为之蒙羞的子孙,
沉积千年的腐植质,科学家也不敢研究的原始物种,
10倍石油浓度的沉积原料,被毁容的麦当劳叔叔,
像你这种可恶的家伙 :
只能演电视剧里的一陀粪,
比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖,
连如花都帅你10倍以上,
找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球,
想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下尸体以免污染环境,
你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去,
喷出来的口水比SARS还致命,
装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题,
耍酷装帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖,
白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话,
只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞
要移民火星是为了要离开你,
如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆,
去打仗的话子弹飞弹会忍不住向你飞,
手榴弹看到你会自爆,
别人要开飞机去撞双子星才行而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力,
你去过的名胜全部变古迹,你去过的古迹会变成历史,
18辈子都没干好事才会认识你,连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保！
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5:58 am
what a piece of shit!
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2:12 am
Well, would ya look at that! China never joined with Adolf Hitler (two words, dumbass), that was China! And by the way, BOMBS THAT KILL CHILDREN AND INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE NOT BOMBS OF FREEDOM. Children died and burned in the Hiroshima and Nagasaki blast.
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8:16 pm
I hope these heathens will someday find a way to rejoice in the resurrected body of Our Lord Jesus Christ the Messiah. Bless you for this information, Lauren.
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4:53 am
People like you are the reason why I am non-denominational. You are the most ignorant racist person i have ever come across. You give Christians a bad name. Shame on you for claiming to be among them. Closed minded people like you need to just need to get together and kill yourselves…saves all of us from having to hear your bullshit!!!!
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4:58 pm
this article is so twisted.
anyone know who she/he/it is the “author” of this crap
wanna know it/her/his more
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8:30 pm
fucking troll…
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2:19 am
I’m half chinese myself and I must say I agree with many points this article presents. Yes the Chinese are very cold and calculative people always playing with their little abacuses to find ways to screw the white man over, and we are look at America’s failing economy who ever heard of them going below the Canadian dollar?
The Chinese are also very ruthless that’s why they all take Karate classes to harden their mind and discipline themselves to show no fear and to crush their enemies by any means necessary. Also because they’re midgets and lack physical strength to overpower their enemies so they learn the ways of Karate and focus on using their intelligence to destroy the white man or in their tongue ‘Guai lao’.
They’re also making good relations with Africans and will use them as ‘associates’ in overthrowing the white men from Global power. When really the Chinese hate them just as much as the white men do and will dispose of them with their superior intellect once they have conned them of their work, like your local convenience store owner cons you 15c out of your can of Coke.
And it was quite a sad day when the British were thrown out of their rightfully claimed ruffian island of Hong Kong. They’re considered the worst of the Chinese because their dialect in their language is rude and need to be taught the civilized way of life from their superiors, the British, although the British are really nothing anymore.
Be very afraid. You will have to succumb to the Chinese way of life or live your miserable declining life as Americans. They’re insects and must be exterminated. They’re ants you can’t squash one but you need to squash them all. If America really cares for its security it would drop the bomb again on them gooks like it did before.
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5:42 pm
Wow, epic fail.
I didn’t even read the whole article, but there are a few things I need to clarify:
1) Asians did not join with Hitler in WW2; only Japan.
2) If any Asian country is bitter over WW2, it’s Japan.
3) Chinese people have a LOT of morals–just ask any Westerner that’s visited China.
4) China has “historically” wanted to destroy every thing American? Funny, because America’s place in history is only a drop in the bucket compared to China’s.
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5:50 pm
Okay, Chinese have no souls or morals, which is why they build up their WMD arsenal. That must mean that Americans and other countries have even less morals and souls because their nuke stockpiles are several times larger than China’s.
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5:10 pm
Come on, this is obviously satire. Praising McCarthy? Come on, this was probably written by a liberal in order to stir up hate for conservatives… Think Stephen Colbert. No doubt funny, I can’t take this seriously.
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8:07 am
I think they are still better than fucking USA & Britin.
Alleast they are not killing the people in the world. I will be glad if they become the world supper power.
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12:23 pm
Virginity Stealing Camels with blue teeth that just so happen to be in your back garden.
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6:56 pm
WOOOOOOWWWWWW.
umm, you definitely have some issues.
hate to break it to you, bud, but you ARE racist.
chinese people dont want to kill our families.
well im sure some do. but then again, some americans probably want to kill our families. and some mexicans. and some blacks. EVERY culture has some crazy whacked up people.
this is definitely not a christian website…POSERS.
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4:36 pm
the about the author section forgot to mention that the author is a nut job as is the rest of this website
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7:06 am
I am chinese and I say fuuuuuck you
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10:07 am
This is so absurd. I saw this on someone’s FB post as a joke. Seriously. I can’t believe the insanity people foster, and on a “Christian” site no less. Jesus would be so ashamed of “His children” who are writing this hate speech.
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6:54 am
HELLO! there are about 50 million Christian in CHina, way more than what we have in USA. You are so ignorant and uneduated! You should start reading more international news.
In China, there is muslim, Cathoic, Taoism, Budhism besides Christian.
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4:12 pm
“Much like their brethren in the USSR and the Democratic party”
Democras aren’t that bad
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12:14 am
i have a small penis and i am ashamed to be chinese
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12:17 am
i have a small penis and i am ashamed to be chinese. it is true that i am a part of the chinese world domination crew. and i will beatbox battle your ass to death. chopstick style.
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4:12 am
Ooohh! Ching chong ting tong ling long!!!
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5:29 pm
i will shoot u in the face…
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11:53 am
You are so ignorant…. and just stupid.. you are racist.
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5:49 pm
whoever read this is a retard, because they had to go through all those comments to read this, and I think all of this is dipshit.
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7:37 pm
Half of this stuff is about the Japanese! WTF GTFO
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9:46 am
How can a nation that bought us Saturday Night Live, arrested Development, curb your enthusiasm etc not understand IRONY and SATIRE. No wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans can’t take a joke! Shoot first and ask questions later seems to be what most of you do. Grow a braincell guys.
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7:21 pm
FUCK U BITCH
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12:47 pm
How many religious wars have you fought? How many scams have you used to ruin people’s life? People like that Harold Camping is pretty normal in Christianity, and you have the audacity to suggest that the Chinese are amoral? Judging from your article, you seem to be the amoral one, not surprising, given the fact that Christians are nuts.
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1:58 pm
Okay Retard 1st chinese fought on the side of the allies in WWII so thats all fake been u dont get ur morales by having a religon. STUPID AMERICANS THAT HAVE NO EDUCATION LIKE YOU should know that only the west has done inhumane things like slavery and colonization of other countries and what did China do, nothing at all. Senator McCarthy was an asshole and his regime in the senate has hurt many people, while the Chinese did not bomb Pearl Harbor and Ur so racist by saying lies about a country that can handle its economy
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2:06 pm
ahhh. wow. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks. thanks. this is truly a new kind of satire, relying largely on commenters in a thread which is a new(ish) thing itself. love how the thread, once set in motion, becomes a gift that just keeps on giving, with a few ‘nudges’ to keep people foaming. if you don’t appreciate it move along – no wait, don’t – please write lengthy, self-righteous, obscenity-laced comments about why we should be more tolerant lol.
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4:22 am
ITS ALL TRUE IM CHINESE AND WE’RE HERE TO TAKE OVER. YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN BROCCOLI? ITS POISONED! BEWARE OF US AND OUR MSG!
on a more serious note, ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
AT THIS!
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5:05 pm
I think this was a joke?
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4:57 am
Amber my dear. I am a christian to , but you my dear are an evil human being for criticizing Chinese people , they are people just like us all , no war no dragon no bullshit like that , i am extremely terrified of people like YOU my dear because you are so self righteous you think you stand for GOD and all that is good and sacred but people like you have the hugest sins in the book , you people hate other religions races and sexual orientations it’s not like you should embrace these but neither should you hate them for as God said Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, and Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.” Therefor you should love Chinese people 2 in order to be a real christian , but you do not in consequence you are an evil described by your own religion there for you are a greater threat for your own kind than you , and for not understanding this you are just plain dumb!!!!!!!!!
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10:10 pm
You are the scum of the earth, spreading hatred towards your fellow man. I’m sorry, but you’re definitely going to hell if you really believe what you have said in this article. You are a waste of the Earth’s resources, you know nothing about ANYTHING.
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6:38 am
It was the Japanese (A Dishonourable race of Pirates, Cutthroats and Murderers) who joined Hitler in WW2. NOT the Honourable Chinese!
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2:26 pm
i really love your articles. one of the best satire web sites on the web and a good wake up call for all these strange people really thinking this way.
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5:53 pm
jews
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7:07 pm
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11:14 pm
your history is FLAWED. japanese bombed pearl harbor not the Chinese were also attacked by the Japanese and the United States came to their rescue. just FYI
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9:38 am
“Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth” lolz. You are the best troll ever. China defended from japan in WW2 and japan was with hitler. You pretended you can’t tell the difference!
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5:06 am
…You do realize China was on OUR SIDE in world war II? It was Japan that was against us…
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10:34 am
You notice how this website asks u to leave and email just so they can email useless crap to you? Well anyways me and my friends are gonna hack this website then rig it to go poof off the internet.
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10:58 pm
I’m afraid of Chinese people too. Their women especially.
Those little titties and big hairy bushes really freak me out.
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8:21 pm
omg do some research. and japanese people, why do you hate chinese people? it should be CHINESE PEOPLE HATING ON JAPANESE. because of what they did. seriously, you’re too stupid ha ha ha ha ha. idiots.
and amber, what about you go fuck yourself. seriously, I’m so disappointed.
May God forgive your ignorance.
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11:27 pm
M.S.G…………the work of the DEVIL
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3:25 pm
Whatever bullshit sounding news you come across about China, unlike other nations of the world, you should believe. China is a fantasy world and its true they are planning on world domination. They still believe they are the center of the world and everything else are just barbarians (yes this includes America). Everyday Chinese you see on the streets secretly sneer at you at your racial inferiority and how they will someday dominate you and make sex dolls out of us. You think I’m trolling, right? History speaks dudes. Be very afraid. I’m thinking a worldwide preemptive strike is the only thing that will prevent Chinese domination of the world. They beat U.S. in war once in the Korean war; they sure can do it again.
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4:10 pm
So sad. As other comments have stated, I am scared but not of the Chinese, I’m scared of this racist, uneducated author.
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5:24 pm
Stop bringing innocent people into this.
You racist…
I’m Asian, and am completely insulted by the words of your article…
This is also called child abuse! When they read this in the near future… “From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well.” Words are a powerful weapon, as they say, the pen is stronger than the sword..
They read and think of this and have many, many thoughts.
It’s called emotional abuse, along goes with racism..
That’ll lead to stress, suicide, and countless others..
And your history is messed up… As soon you go back to school and relearn, you can fix your article and not confuse the younger readers.
Once again, stop bringing innocent people into this..
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1:33 pm
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist.” That makes no sense. You just contradicted yourself.
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4:09 am
you ignorant piece of shit. go die in a hole. people like you make this world shit
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3:32 pm
I sense many incorrect items of information. The Chinese did not bomb Pearl Harbor. That was the Japanese. They did not side with Hitler, those were Japanese puppets in Chinese territories. Honk Kong was given back to China, by the British Empire, after 100 years, after the Opium War. And their roots, are not filled with Communism, there were many products of Literature, Religion, and Inventions. They made paper money, gunpowder, and much much more! Though since Mao Zedong’s overthrow, China has been in a state poor of life for the common person, they are not all bad people. We are not the most moral nation, we have factories in their country, paying them minimum wage, pollution the air to… It is not all their fault, it is their government, so take it to them. Not all of us of Chinese descent are evil. Its just the Government for China that is evil, and please don’t group all of Asia together, and Like White people are broken down to many things, Asians are broken down too. So please stop with the hating, we are all Christians here. There is a lot of Chinese Christians you are offending. We are also in dept to them, as we can’t seem to stand on our own. As it pains me to say, we are as right now, we rely on China, to make our own items… Please, not all of them are atheist. There are some of our own Christian brothers there. So please quit insulting all of us with Chinese around the world.
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2:56 am
there is something seriously wrong with you people (authors and owners of this website). I accidently stumpled upon this site and I am truly disgusted by the racist, ignorant, judgmental, and RIDICULOUS articles. Someone who is actually saved by Jesus Christ and practices Christianity doesn’t spread hate. Unfortunately, there are extremists who give religion a bad name. Most of these articles are filled with useless opinions that are void of any factual background. Go play in traffic.
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5:19 am
Oh no you did not! I no see why you american so afraid of china people? We no do anything wrong! Why you scared? You all hoe!
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5:42 am
If you could make an argument in proper language, we may appreciate it.
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4:46 pm
She makes more sense then you. You hate gays, yet look at your HAIR.
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11:58 pm
China has been ruined by its Communist party and failed economic policies in the past 50 yrs.
It takes time to redevelop its moral standard for many people, but China has been dominating the world’s for thousands years of history because they civilized much earlier than the west. the fact is, West Up, China down, West down, China Up again for the next few hundred years.
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4:44 pm
IF you’re scared of the Chinese than stop using you computer. Because most likely it was made by a Chinese girl named Chenguang Mao
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5:37 am
chinks make my fucking cooch itch.
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5:47 pm
Why must you tell lies? We would never have such ads in this community and you have no proof otherwise.
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6:25 pm
nelson you silly twat. have a look at this as you can see im not lying.
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6:32 pm
shit it wont let me post it, oh well just goto the page on this site about the pepsico and gay lifestyles.
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9:53 pm
lol adam nelson you albino dumb shit
heres the proof fucking gay fag
you Guys like to ad for gays even though you say you dont like it
and you even lied sooooo christian!!
i wanna become a christian right now you dumb fucks
you guys are the reason why people hate christians you ruin it for everyone
fucking bitch fags
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6:35 pm
My dear friend, I suggest you reread. You clearly glossed over the article or may have some issues with reading comprehension.
For your points you’ve asked to be educated about:
1) Yes, the Chinese are attempting population boom. Their numbers will soon reach 2 billion people. That is just far too many people for normal means. Something is not right.
While we know the Chinese government has implemented a one child policy, you must ask yourself to what ends and how is this carried out?
The ends are so that their national supply of goods is not exceeded by demand. The Chinese government wants a minimal amount of women and a maximum amount of men, and they know through this policy families will kill their female babies as men in China get more benefits from their Socialist system. Does that make sense to you now?
2) Yes, the Chinese were allies of NAZI Germany. You need to study your history, my friend.
The Sino-German Cooperation lasted from around 1930 – 1942. During this period of time NAZI Germany (1933) shared technological advancements with China, while China shipped massive amounts of goods to the NAZIs. It’s with these goods that Hitler was able to quickly build up an arsenal which he used to spread to his own allies (in the Japan Asias and Italy), which as you know cost many European and eventually American life.
Much like the Godless Soviets in USSR, the Chinese didn’t hop on the American bandwagon until they faced sure defeat and realized their NAZI allies would kill them dead too.
3) The people of Hong Kong are now being oppressed and wish that HK would go back to the way it was before communist rule. That’s a takeover, as the heart of the people are being ignored.
-Amber
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6:40 pm
Dude you have to upload the image from your computer’s hard drive to the net. Go to http://imageshack.us/ or something and upload your ish mang.
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11:56 pm
oh sweet thanks dude, im uploading it now
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9:22 pm
uhm wow, is this a fucking joke?
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11:10 pm
Hey crazy person. The communisty government in china did not emerge till after WW2 when the REPUBLIC OF CHINA which was us backed lost to the Communist forces which would become THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA. The government that did buisness with hitler was in fact the republic of china under the rule of Chiang Kai-shek. The remains of this government can be found in present day tiawan.
So. Maybe you should go read some history or something.
Too sum up. Nazis worked with the US backed republic of china which is now tiawan.
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6:36 pm
Stole HK from the Brits, eh? You and your imperialism can suck it.
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just to point this out. Hong Kong is not being oppressed and has a seperate government. Though it may be true that communist China is in control of Hong Kong, Hong Kong still has its own government.
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9:44 pm
In response to your commments
1) Yes, the Chinese are attempting population boom. Their numbers will soon reach 2 billion people. That is just far too many people for normal means. Something is not right.
–RESPONSE: Chinese people are not “attempting” to population boom, it just happens! How do you think humans ever spread accross the earth?? And besides the government is trying to limit the pop. but imposeing 1 family 1 child laws. How come you dont even know that??
While we know the Chinese government has implemented a one child policy, you must ask yourself to what ends and how is this carried out?
The ends are so that their national supply of goods is not exceeded by demand. The Chinese government wants a minimal amount of women and a maximum amount of men, and they know through this policy families will kill their female babies as men in China get more benefits from their Socialist system. Does that make sense to you now?
–RESPONSE: Actually the killings have actually reduced and females are more highly valued in chinese society and the gov. has made exceptions for certain families so the one child one family policy is not a big issue.
2) Yes, the Chinese were allies of NAZI Germany. You need to study your history, my friend.
The Sino-German Cooperation lasted from around 1930 – 1942. During this period of time NAZI Germany (1933) shared technological advancements with China, while China shipped massive amounts of goods to the NAZIs. It’s with these goods that Hitler was able to quickly build up an arsenal which he used to spread to his own allies (in the Japan Asias and Italy), which as you know cost many European and eventually American life.
Much like the Godless Soviets in USSR, the Chinese didn’t hop on the American bandwagon until they faced sure defeat and realized their NAZI allies would kill them dead too.
–RESPONSE: you actually have it backwards, Germany provided the goods to China
and it was a purely industrial alliance and China fought on the Allied side for most of the war and when it wasnt they fought against the Nazi Ally: Japan
Moreover when you talk about the European lives lost why dont you consider the millions of lives lost by American occupation of China during 1898 and the Chinese lives lost and forgotten on the Rails Roads of california and the lives lost in the Korean war. Why dont you think about that?
3) The people of Hong Kong are now being oppressed and wish that HK would go back to the way it was before communist rule. That’s a takeover, as the heart of the people are being ignored.
–RESPONSE:I have a friend who recently visted HK, no ones complaining and the precommunist rule you talk about had no real change after the British gave the territory back it is still very westernized and no one “wished” it was back the way it was.
Apparently you actually have no real evidence. YOu tell half truths bending the facts to fit your twisted world.
-Amber
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6:02 am
you fail at everything forever. This is conspiracy nonsense and it pained me to read this never-ending fountain of shit. It didn’t pain me because it was so terrible, it just pained me because I fell out of my chair from laughing so hard.
Complete ignoramuses like you are the reason why people hate us.
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9:13 am
Obviously being a Christian made you a complete idiot. Congrats.
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5:28 pm
I am chinese… I plan on eating your children’s brains as they sleep… very soon… beware amber, beware
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8:47 pm
You. Out of the gene pool now.
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1:59 am
Wow, i seriously think you’re the biggest dumbass I’ve seen in a while. Go learn your history before you write garbage like this again please. And i think you’re making a perfect example of how a christian should NOT act.
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7:15 am
You are an idiot.
I cannot find any other words to describe your idiocy.
You are simply, an idiot.
You think that it was CHINA that bombed Pearl Harbour? *Palm. Face*
Oh God please let this be a joke :S
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4:59 am
very interesting. I am glad I don’t have a daughter like this one or I would curse my sperm rest of life.
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6:51 pm
1) Yes, the Chinese are attempting population boom. Their numbers will soon reach 2 billion people. That is just far too many people for normal means. Something is not right.
Wow. This must be satire.
Lady, you are not God. You don’t know what is right and wrong avout population growth.
Normal means? Have you been to China? It’s friggin huge!
“attempting population boom”?
Are you high? It’s called sex. They are having it. Allot. People get pregnant.
Thee isn’t much else to do when you are a slave.
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2:04 am
“Yes, the Chinese are attempting population boom. Their numbers will soon reach 2 billion people. That is just far too many people for normal means. Something is not right.”
Seriously shitbrain, just because China has a lot of citizens it doesn’t mean they are planning an evil plot. Get a life, you retarded infant.
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11:13 pm
JAPAN attacked pearl habor not all of asia you idiot. Go look at a map. How can you be so uneducated.
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8:42 am
The Asians??? ’twas the Japs, not us.
Go look up the Rape of Nanjing. We tried pretty damn hard to make the Japanese get out.
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9:47 pm
Apparently you are not christian at all
I thought Christ wanted us to forgive not accuse
and only Japan was the asian antagonist
China fought with the Allies
please get your facts straight before you
start working for Satan.
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11:59 pm
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6:14 am
Why do you deny the facts of the Sino-German Cooperation?
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12:16 pm
Have you ever done mission work to Asia?
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1:09 pm
^From the broken English on that site you can tell it’s the work of some older commie Chinese. It’s a sad commentary that they have to resort to stealing content just to report the truth about their history.
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10:11 pm
That makes 4 dumb fucks who escaped from a mental instituition
You, Adam, Amber, and the other guy who made the article lol
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1:16 pm
Awwww, my heart really goes out to you my friend. It truly does. If I could I’d first just give you a big hug and let you cry out all the years of pint up anguish.
I know that you have to say these things as you’re now living under very strict and immoral communist rule, where speaking out against the atheist government there could result in you being savagely beaten and life taken the very next day.
To have to live through such atrocities…I can not even imagine. Know that you’re in our thoughts and we wish freedom will once again be something you can enjoy, Jon.
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1:16 pm
Awwww, my heart really goes out to you my friend. It truly does. If I could I’d first just give you a big hug and let you cry out all the years of pint up anguish.
I know that you have to say these things as you’re now living under very strict and immoral communist rule, where speaking out against the atheist government there could result in you being savagely beaten and life taken the very next day.
To have to live through such atrocities…I can not even imagine. Know that you’re in our thoughts and we wish freedom will once again be something you can enjoy, Jon.
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4:01 pm
Go play in traffic, maybe then you might learn to treat people with respect. Don’t even try giving me that bullshit of tolerate my intolerance. You are a racist bigot, at least admit it instead of beating around the bush. You mam, are the one bound to eternal hellfire.
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10:14 pm
BULLSHIT I AM TALLER THAN 99% OF YA DAMN WHITE PEOPLE
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
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2:03 am
Ornamental… wow… Dude I’m sorry but I think you need to go back to preschool or something.
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8:43 am
Hi
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9:01 am
O Really?
Go to a REAL ORIENTAL (not ornamental) country (and not just surf online) for your facts. Korea has the second biggest CHRISTIAN church in the world. so STFU and get your facts straight.
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12:48 pm
If going to heaven meets spending the rest of eternity with people like you, I gladly embrace burning in the depths of hell.
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9:59 pm
i dont think you know how to spell
and btw im “oriental” dipshit
and Pastor Ezekiel i think you full of bullshit
please change your name to dumbfuck
God doesnt want a fucker to be a pastor let alone use a biblical name to mask your Satans work.
and I am probably taller than you and look better than your cursed face
I can dunk on a 10 foot rim so suck my dick you Satan fucking Pastor
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1:51 am
Mr. Ezekiel, your lack of cultural understanding clearly shows your lack of a passport as well, much less, a travel visa. People giggle because they’re too polite to correct you, you’re like their inside joke. You’re talking about some of the longest continuous cultures on the planet — cultures that plan for tomorrow; I giggle at you as well, for you too will pass.
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7:07 am
“ORNAMENTAL”? Really? Good grief.
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12:59 pm
Um I did a few years of missionary work in Japan and can assure you that some do accept Christ. In fact, Chinese people were more willing to convert than China. You’re an idiot
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7:11 pm
Amber,
wow. I applaud you for not deleting all of these comments!
I know that we are all subject to our own upbringings and biases, but how about introducing some critical thinking. You make way too many assumptions and they all seem to point toward one thing…
It’s not that you’re stupid, or even racist….
You might have a well intentioned heart, but you have been brainwashed.
Spend a few weeks in silence and in solitude. Earnestly ask God to reveal his heart to you. Don’t listen to whoever it is that has taught you to believe these things. Listen to God – keeping in mind his loving kindness for all peoples. Is this really the future he has laid our for the world? Is it possible that you’ve been deceived for years up until this point?
Consider this: everything you think you know right now, might turn out to be all false.
Honestly, as a Christian, I am immensely disturbed by this article. It feels wrong through out my entire body.
BTW, have you read Brother Yun’s book “Heavenly Man”? He’s a Missionary in China – very good book – check it out.
May God help us all and give you PEACE!
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7:12 am
Oh come on guys. I wasn’t sure about the article at first but this post is SO OBVIOUSLY satire, its hilarious. Lighten up, don’t take everything so seriously. Nobody is that dumb.
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9:44 am
You bastard. You call yourself a pastor?! I live in china (originally from US)
and i can tell you 6-10% percent of chinese people are devout christians.
Get your fucking facts straight before you post ignorant racist shit. Fuck. You.
You should ask yourself,would God say the same thing as you did? No. Because He is not racist. AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!
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4:03 pm
Unfortunately you would refuse something that these idiots actually believe. I hope they die terribly in a fire. We should be progressing forward not back.
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4:06 pm
Interestingly, holocaust means ‘death by fire’. So it seems your ideals are in line with Hitler’s, who as you now know was working with the Chinese. Why do you hate freedom?
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10:13 pm
faggot that wasn’t the PRC
go read history, that was during the DYNASTY ERA
the CURRENT CHINA, the PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, didn’t happen until AFTER the world war II
god such an ignorant prick
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8:40 am
Um… these “Chinese” people you talk about are currently hiding in their little island of Taiwan… We’re trying to kill them for you.
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10:23 pm
I’m sorry but you must have had your head up your ass while you were in China or something. You wonder why people do not truly respect the US.
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9:55 pm
Adam, I truly hope you havent done any mission work in asia
because i dont think God wants a devil worshiper to spread his gospel.
Please dont do any mission work
no body wants to listen to a racist ok?
please…
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10:48 pm
How do you manage to circumvent the strict internet censoring to access the free web, if you don’t mind my asking?
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8:36 am
Nah, the first sentence is one
We’re coming!
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8:45 am
Um wow… Did you read a single word of that post you just replied to?
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8:46 am
Now that explains a lot
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8:47 am
Quiet yous! That’s top secret. They isn’t supposed to know bout that… yet
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9:02 am
Oh yeah I forgot to remind you, the new plans that we created last meeting finally printed out. I’ll give them to you at the next meeting.
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9:34 am
oh, thank god, it’s a satire, i’m about to blow a gasket and murder my creepy co-worker sits next to my cube… no, i wasn’t. but he is pretty creepy, way too friendly, he might be chinese… but, really, tho, i should’ve read the comments before posting my own. i’m not a god fearing christian conservative right wing, and i’m scared of American Legion members, i always thought they will either mistake me for a Viet Con and run me over with their 1974 steel framed Catillac, or mistake me for a Japenese and beat me with their painted red walker with “Johnny” going across the handle bar, or both! so, here i go, I am extremely terrified of American Legion. But I love angry old people.
btw, i just figured out, that’s a mirror on my cubicle wall, there’s no creepy co-worker next door, it’s just myself, keep starring at myself… how you doing?
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1:16 pm
Yeah, I think this is satire, haha. Props to the author…
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3:31 pm
Maybe if the Japanese and NAZI Germany would have won the war, you would have also been able to discus…
Oh, wait. They would have murdered you either via bombing (Japan) or throwing you in an oven for having too much melanin in your skin (NAZIs).
Either way, being delusional and not realizing that America is the pinnacle example of a progressive nation would have been the least of your worries. From apartheid to a black socialist president, without a slight bit of uprising or violent protest since the 60s.
How is that for a moral nation? Do you think such things would happen in a NAZI operated world? An atheistic Soviet/Japanese/Chinese empire? Exactly, my friend. You know America is the most moral nation on Earth, yet you want to publicly live in denial as some form of self sympathy.
I also see we have an Arab up above who mentioned a Fatwa. Typical fair for when they are faced with the truth.
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3:33 pm
This is the exact reason why President Bush had to bring freedom to your backwards people. One day, in time, you’ll wash that anger out of your heart and be able to function properly in a civilized society.
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4:20 pm
Also have you ever thought that somebody might not want your fuckin freedom biatch?
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2:12 pm
Hi Amber,
you were right, Clinton gave MFN (most favored nation) status to P.R. of China, however, during the 8 years of Bush presidency, he didn’t revoke it.
Your favorite former President Bush during his 8 years was able to
1) stop embryonic stem cell research
2) start a war by himself (without Senate’s approval) against Iraq
3) block federal aid to foreign groups that offered counseling or any other assistance to women in obtaining abortions
4) provided more government grants to faith-based organization
But he allowed trade deficit to balloon from $83.8 billion in 2000 to $246.4 billion in 2008 (he takes office from Jan. 2001 through Jan. 2009). That’s almost 3 times the amount. I think your former President Bush loves Chinese people! If he hates Chinese people as much as you do, he would of attacked China, and not Iraq.
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6:28 pm
I’m not sure that this is satire….
How do you know. The rest of the webpage seems real
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12:38 am
lol yeah it is satire. if you do some research on it you will find out. actually brilliant how its done
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7:42 pm
P.S. Amber, I love the pic. Contrary to one of the posters above, I hope that you do NOT get raped to death, but I would love to stick my pinky in your little butthole again. It was fun last time.
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8:12 pm
“Chinese Cosmonauts Caught Faking Spacewalk All Underwater”
“Secretary Hilary Clinton Caught Kissing Barack Obama (Picture Evidence)”
These are like headlines on The Onion. By the way, that is also satire, in case you’re wondering. The actual articles are full of silly made-up facts and are written to sound like typical right-wing reasoning taken to a ridiculous extreme. The “writers” of the site (who may all be the same person, I don’t know) then respond to the comments in character as their ultra-conservative personas, sort of like Stephen Colbert. It’s a kind of performance art.
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8:13 pm
Why indeed? It’s like they can’t handle your truthiness.
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8:34 pm
Stop spreading Satanic lies, heathen.
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8:47 pm
Oh crap, apologies all around! It’s okay, I’m reading the comments below me and it doesn’t seem like they’ve picked up on it. I’m so grateful for the handouts – my handwriting is atrocious!
Death to all unAsians and such! *secret handshake*
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9:30 pm
I am chinese and im christian…
do you really think this is what God believes?
and by the way
your facts are all wrong
China is not soviet
and today china is not even a communist nation even though it is called one
no nation today is communist
so before you write this stuff and make a fool out of your bigot self please…
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT
and
GET YOUR ASS INTO A MENTAL INSTITUION
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9:48 pm
RIGHT ON ADAM YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT
you ARE A DISCRASCE TO THE WHITE CHURCH YOU GOD DAMNED man
STOP WORKING FOR SATAN!
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12:03 am
STFU CRACKER FAGGOT!
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1:31 am
Lastly, before I quit: Amber, if this is satire, apologize and give it up. If you don’t many of us will take it as your true, yet ignorant, thoughts. Jokes over.
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6:30 am
This doesn’t only make the list of the dumbest things I have ever read, it takes the number 1 spot. Not only that, I would have to read something written by a retarded chimp for it to lose its spot at the top (Sorry. A mentally handicapped chimp).
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9:19 am
Amber’s mother should be beaten for squeezing out such an idiotic piece of racist shit.
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11:02 am
Seriously, dude… chinaman is not the proper nomenclature. Asian-american, please.
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11:12 am
Brother Kieter,
I would suggest it would do you well to read 2 Kings 2:23-25.
I will paraphrase for those who are biblically inept. The blessed prophet Elisha had just received the mantle from his mentor Elijah. As he was travelling, some ignorant youths came by and mocked him because of his baldness! Such a horrible thing to be ridiculing a blessed man of God like that…
Elisha then cursed them in the name of God and two bears came from the forest and mauled all 42 of the children!
All this in the inerrant, infallible Word of God goes to show that you should be careful in your critique of those doing the Lord’s work.
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1:06 pm
Um, what? A) Democrats are not athiest (theres a larger percentile of religious left-wingers than religious right wingers) B) China is trying to REDUCE their population and C) the US has WMDs ourselves. Nuclear Weapons were OUR invention for christs sake. You are a racist piece of shit and you should be ashamed of yourself
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3:04 pm
Go learn your history, you piece of sh!t. the Japanese hooked up with Hitler and killed millions of Asian, including 300,000 Chinese people in just one city – Nanjing. The Russians, the Italians, the British, the French, and the German all invaded China, or else how do you explain all the Chinese treasures stored in the museums in the “civilized” western world with high moral standard? I think you should at least TRY use your ignorant pig brain and stop the nonsense.
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5:00 pm
I’m reasonably sure this is satire. Nobody who knows how to get onto the Internet is really this dumb.
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6:22 pm
I am extremely terrified that people like this live in the US.
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6:39 am
i was going to put something meaningful, but after reading all of the commments, i realize you already know you are an idiot. even so, im still going to send a mob of angry asians that all know karate and tae quan do to beat the shit out of you and your dog.
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11:16 pm
Epic fail
i lol’d
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12:59 pm
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10:28 pm
yeah you say blatantly that you aren’t racism, because you obviously are. Have you ever heard of China having a different political system that does not correlate with America’s “We the People” Constitution? China is controled by their government officials without people’s right to vote, you should be scared of the Chinese government not the Chinese people, they are the ones also being oppressed by the government. For you to say such things is ignorant and racist, i am asian and i have no intention of what? trying to do anything wrong. Wtf is going on in your mind, maybe if you smoked some weed, and let your mind expand than you would lose your shortsightedness of the world. Those people are being oppressed and you’re going to be terrified of them? Seriously Fuck You
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1:51 am
go fuck yourself amber and suck a nut u racist bitch
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2:01 am
fuck you amber
put ur facts straight
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9:09 pm
Amber, i’ve read some of your posts and found out that you are very racist – and illiterate as well.
I bet god is watching over you and says,
“Amber, you disgraced Me”
And this website are full with bullshits.
As a Christian, you shouldn’t wrote this.
Go FUCK youself and lick the butter off from your asshole.
A.M.E.N
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1:11 pm
From the picture, looks like she is a blond ……
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2:49 pm
ok, i have blond hair. does that make ME stupid? no! i’m a very intelligent 15-year-old… and i completely disagree on this whole spiel!!! someone who has half a brain wouldn’t be stupid enough to write something as HORRIBLE as this! Chinese people are awesome, if you ask me. they’re way smart. where would anyone get facts like this?! its dreadful! i actually laughed at some of it! i mean, i probably shouldn’t have, but i did. i feel kind of bad for the writer though, because she has an opinion too.
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3:49 am
I’m sorry what about HIROSHIMA! You narrow-minded idiot, believe it or not civilised life does exist outside of your American bubble, go get a life St. Amber, Jesus would be proud
Hugs and Kisses from the UK
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3:09 pm
“She’s” crazy. She’s a girl!
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3:09 pm
Chinese people are awesome, if you ask me. they’re way smart.that’s racist.
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3:19 pm
ZOMG ONLY THE SEVEN-DAY MINDED?!?!?!?!?!111
THIS ARTICLE WAS BLOWING MY MIND UNTIL I REALIZED IT WAS ON A WEBSITE CALLED CHRISTWIRE.
GIVE ME. A FUCKING. BREAK.
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1:28 am
So, I googled this from a friend to only find that there was such a topic for “someone scared of chinese people”????
First and foremost, I am Chinese and a Christian and this site is deeply offensive to anyone. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I do not care how old you are or what race you are from, why are you all posting that you are scared of Chinese people or making innappropriate remarks about Chinese and the rest of the responses about Christians is disrespectful.
You can respond with whatever you feel like, but just for your records, I will not be checking this site again. For those that have no regards to other people, shame on you and shame on your disrespect to others.
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9:04 am
WHY? IF IT’S SATIRE, WHY IS SO MUCH WRONG? UH, UH, BECAUSE IT’S SATIRE
DUMB FUCK
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4:01 pm
China, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, and N Korea are the five remaining communist countries actually even today. But that doesn’t make this article have anymore validity.
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9:19 pm
uh i really do not get why this is on a christian website i am christian and REALLY think this person needs help, chinese people are great people why are we talking about this? right now the threat is terrorism. WHAT HAVE THE CHINESE DONE TO YOU all people are sinful by nature and that includes you some people are worse than others and this is not helping anyone.
PLEASE this is embarassing to Christians and Jesus would never say some thing like this out of wack blog
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12:46 am
Andrew,
Let me remind you, China is not a Communists State, it’s a Socialist republic. ANd, yes, Cuba is a communists state.
This guys an idiot.
DOn’t even pay attention
He probably ahs no friends and is on the brink of suicide.
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8:49 pm
His name says he’s from HK, how could he possible be Asian-AMERICAN? He’s not from America.
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8:56 pm
FUCKING CRACKERS
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9:25 pm
What censoring? (i live in HK too)
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11:56 pm
I meant to say, “so dumb as to think” not “so dumb as to know”. My bad.
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11:57 pm
The massive amount of fail makes baby Jesus cry
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12:08 am
In your next attempt to call someone dumb, learn to use proper grammar and spelling. It helps to give more credence to what you have to say. When you say things like “ur dumb”, it really reflects more on you than the person to whom it is directed. So please, stop being an idiot before you start calling out others for being the same.
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9:48 am
Adam,get off the comments and go fuck yourself. Now.
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1:46 pm
oh, and on the slim chance this isn’t satire, i apologize for calling everyone idiots but just ignore things like this. It’s horrible, but why stoke the fire and give the author the pleasure of succeeding in pissing people off?
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3:11 pm
umm actually, they are still trying to increase their population and have even gone so far as to come to america and film documentaries on large families, the duggers being one…not trying to be a jerk, but if you are going to criticize someone, at least do it with facts.
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4:04 pm
DEAR LII (HEATHEN)
WHAT IS LAWLAGE!? IS IT SOME UNHOLY ASIAN SIN? IVE SEEN THE PICTURES OF ASIAN MEN EATING BABYS AND FETUS’ FROM YOUR COUNTRIES MILLION ABORTION CLINICS. ITS AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD, WHO WILL DEFICATE YOU INTO THE PITS OF MIDIAN. GO BACK TO YOUR LUST BARN OR WHATEVER HANG KING BUFFET YOUR FAMILY OWNS. THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS, BUT SERVICE IS ATROCIOUS. MAYBE IF YOU SERVED THE LORD YOU WILL GET MORE BUSINESS. WOE BE UNTO YOU SIR.
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4:30 pm
Are you telling everyone you are just like them? Wow, can’t believe you have a crowd of uneducated/uncivilized animals under the same roof.
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1:27 am
LOL YOU USED GOD’S NAME IN VAIN
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6:54 pm
LOL Matt i thought you were a “GODDAMN” christian??
why did you “Goddamn” use Gods name in “GODDAMN” vain?
GOddamn it?? LOL
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5:13 pm
whoa, calm down matt. it’s people like you who give us christians a bad name. calm down, you’re being a superior racist. as long as chinese people or ANY people are good, i think they’ll go to heaven.
GO LIBERAL CHRISTIANS!
(ps. i know you’re gonna say i’m going to hell, but i believe that’s not the case.)
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5:15 am
you should really do some research before writting this stuff
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12:57 am
Wow. This is hilarious. I love how you typed the message in all caps.
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
And btw, there’s nothing wrong with the rise and fall of society. It happens. Like, Britain was the biggest power for a while, but then the US rose to the highest power.
And as for the Opium Wars, the British weren’t trying to force the Chinese. Ling was like, “Leave and give me your drugs.” I understand that opium is bad, and the UK was wrong to use it as a seductive power against the people of China, but it HAPPENED. It’s past. Two hundred years ago. Calm down.
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12:53 am
oi! keep me out of this
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7:15 pm
My a nut job? I thought it was their a nut job. Or was it your a nut job?
“Your an idiot”
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12:08 pm
There’s no need to show respect for pagan virtues.
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11:05 am
Yes, yes it is.
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6:57 pm
yeah, this isn’t intended to be serious. most of people posting here are really slow and don’t realize this is supposed to be a joke, but it is.
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9:42 pm
WOW UR SO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
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11:27 am
You are a fucking idiot. This entire website is all satire. Only a fucking retard wouldn’t realize this, so apparently there’s a lot of fucking retards reading this article
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12:45 pm
LOL, I just looked at the rest of the site. OK, ya gots me. Well done!
I particularly enjoyed “Dog Walks Like A Human In Latest Evolution Propaganda Video”
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1:33 pm
I’ve the darndest notion of what you’re trying to say here, but if you can’t speak English you need to just get out.
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4:50 pm
What manner of depraved Communist evil…? I’ve never…
You know, if you’re going to visit the site from China — which I’m surprised you can even access it, what with all the censoring your government does over there — at least get an English-lettered keyboard, son. This is just a wall full of Cantonese gibberish here.
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2:16 am
Wow, Sally, you have quite a soiled, foul mouth for a lady. It makes one wonder in what foul tasks you’ve engaged?
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5:00 am
I would are(sic)argue that Jesus probably had a very large penis, what with being God and perfect man and all.
Chinese and Japanese are famous for their small ones.
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3:34 pm
Sarcasm lady.
Where’s my beer…
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7:45 pm
UMMM your wrong… you believe in a fictional character… and the chineese did NOT aid the axis powers, the japanese did you ignorant fool, the japanese invaded china and almost all of the pacific islands
so stop believing in bugs bunny, get a job, and follow the only real strategy in life,
survivalism
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8:51 am
Lets hear what 1.3 billion chinese will think.
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6:28 am
Do keep us updated on this, I’d love to see what the Chinese think.
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12:40 pm
btw, attacking china will not be very wise
we’ll be able to flood your place in any second with our population
so becareful
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5:24 pm
Your dad must be a donkey cuz your dad has a big penis and a small brain
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6:49 pm
at least chinese dont have penis’s the size of crayons like you!
papadoc your a fagoot with shit for a penis
cuz im asian and i have a 7in dick!
fuck you asian style
BITCH!
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6:50 pm
haha papadoc your dad died like a bitch like how you will faggot
i say he was being judged by god for your god damned comments ^-^
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3:51 am
My Dad died ten years ago when you were only three years old.
What do you think the words: STAFF OF LIFE mean?
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3:53 am
And did you know that Asian vaginas go sideways?
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6:14 am
Well….it is NAZI symbol, not Cantonese
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12:48 pm
These aren’t Christian conservatives, I know some of them. Rick Warren is a Christian conservative. Bush was a Christian conservative. These people are “Christian” extremists.
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1:22 pm
Son, if I had the honorable President George W. Bush’s number on speed-dial the first thing I’d ask him today is to throw you into the prison camp he set up in Gitmo or Eastern Europe, so you wouldn’t have time to try to hurt the message of truth.
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7:21 pm
You are not a very nice person.
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6:25 am
Yes, those are swastikas.
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7:03 am
Neither are you, for spreading hate and panic. Any historian who’s head isn’t between his legs will tell you that China is communist only by name.
Even if this is satire, it’s quite inappropriate. Would you like an article on Caucasian Americans and their hate crimes? The horrors of American imperialism and its effects on history? All that was done because people believed they were acting on what they thought was God’s will? Would you find that funny?
You’re a fool if you get a kick out of this. And a fool if you call yourself Christian.
“If anyone says, ‘I love God,’ yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen.” (1 John 4:20)
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5:46 pm
hey! i am over five foot five! taller than most of my american buddies. short and ugly? wtf…
you know what, i dont even care if this website is satire. i mean, amber’s comments make her look like shes pretty darn serious.
if this site is satire it should be shut down. if it isnt satire it should be shut down, doubly so. you freaking “pastors” “reverends” and whatnot who claim to be of the Lord. especially you. isnt there a verse in the Bible (yes im chinese and christian. im a real christian too) that says to love your enemies? ok, so maybe WE are your enemies. in your case. and you know what? arent we all descended from noah? therefore we are all family. and doesnt God tell us to love our family? AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WRITING A HISTORICALLY-INACCURATE ARTICLE ACCUSING YOUR FAMILY FOR SOMETHING THEY ARENT/DIDNT DO IS NOT LOVING/CARING FOR THEM!
shut up, i know someones going to say its satire. i dont care if it is. how do you shut down a website anyway?
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6:00 pm
Haha you comment has to be satire in itself. You’re seriously asking for censorship on an article satirizing ignorant Chinese and American stereotypes.
What’s the first thing Americans think about with Asia and the internet…?
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10:01 pm
See, my beef with sites like these is that its hard to tell whether or not they’re satire like The Onion. Take Landover Baptist, for instance, their ToS indicates that the entire site is a parody and a work of satire, but their introductory threads contradict this by linking to an old revision of their Wikipedia entry that says otherwise.
This is a problem for me because what will happen to new Christian converts who come across this stuff looking for answers? They will think that such racist, hate-filled drivel is representative of true Christian beliefs and practices and either a) join them and agree, or b) change their minds about the whole conversion thing, and the reputation of Christianity as a whole will suffer because someone decided it’d be funny to pretend to be a Christian and write an article bashing the Chinese without telling everyone its just a joke.
My conclusion: Whether the site is satire or not, it should be stated clearly and written in a place where people will actually see it (like the front page), and not in the ToS (nobody reads the ToS. nobody.).
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6:52 pm
next time you respond to a blog, think be fore you write. you should really check and see if it is simply satire.
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7:01 pm
this is a joke.
Congratulations, you’re really stupid.
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7:03 pm
justify it any way you want, but you’re a dumbass.
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7:11 pm
if going to hell means being with retards like YOU i hope there is no heaven or hell. THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE!!! this is not a serious article. and Pastor Ezekiel is not a real person. they are just doing this to get stupid people like you to respond. so the people who get that this is a joke can laugh at your ignorance.
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1:31 pm
Why are the churches underground? Are there tornadoes ravaging the countryside or do all the Christians have to hide under their because the atheist Chinese government hates religion, is not tolerant and will kill them dead for trying to spread the message of peace?
It seems that you just confirmed Amber’s grave warning, friend.
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9:00 pm
omg that is hot asian chick rock ok?
amber ur just jealous of this chick cuz your flat and your face looks like your mama took a dump not had a baby LOL
have a nice day!!
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5:02 am
DEAR VILE WHORE!
YOU HAVE LITERALLY (EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE), BUT YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN CAUGHT WITH YOUR COCK IN THE COOKIE JAR ON THAT STATEMENT! I WILL PRAY TO EVERY SAINT EVER, YES EVER THAT YOUR FIRST BORN TAKES ITS LAST BREATH INFRONT OF YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND THE DARK LORD HIMSELF MOLESTS ITS FRAGILE LIFELESS BODY EVERY MOMENT OF THE DAY.
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1:34 pm
Dude. Pull your head out of your butt.
Come on Asian h8r.
“i will prepare myself and my friends and family for their attack”? Seriously? Are you Serious right now?
Anyone who agrees with this uneducated moron shouldn’t own a computer.
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1:23 am
Lol, what Christian of ANY kind would wish for someone to be raped.
You’re disgusting.
Plus, a St. Bernard is a dog.
Get it right.
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4:44 pm
I’d like to believe that this is all just one big piece of satirical gold. But I can’t, it seems ridiculous to go to such lengths. At best, we’re all being trolled.
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6:56 pm
did you kno your crayon dick is so sideways that when i say your dad suck on it he had so suck on it from behind since you bent it so much it was going up your own goddamn ass!
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6:57 pm
did you kno your crayon dick is so sideways that when i saw your dad suck on it he had so suck on it from behind since you bent it so much it was going up your own goddamn ass!
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6:59 pm
lol
no fuck you!
im an asian Bitch!
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7:06 pm
im coming out!
im a homosexual tranyy- who like to fuck white boys and like asian bitches!
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3:58 am
I have to agree. The entire site is so rediculous, it HAS to be satire – but I can’t see anyone really going to such lengths. Not to mention that most of the articles aren’t even funny, which by definition satire… is?
So my final verdict: one (or more) asshole who just wants to watch people argue on the internet. So I say not to the “posters” but to whoever is running this abortion of a site: you are fucking idiots.
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5:00 pm
Are you stupid?!
We need to protect our Eest!
Shun the non believers!
Shuuuuuuun!
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5:11 pm
you are obviously an Asian and you are going to attack us and you don’t want me to prepare for you and your peoples attack on my Eest.
you’re just afraid that people now know the truth and my head is not in my butt.
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6:00 pm
No, your head’s still in your butt. The lube is true knowledge, wheras this article is the glue taht keeps your head still in your ass.
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10:02 pm
You, my friend, say the word ‘and’ to much.
Also, I bet you’re one of those highschool kids who play World of Warcraft all summer long.
Do you even know where the ‘Eest’ is?
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9:50 pm
Yes. That is true.
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10:05 pm
are you asian?
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10:07 pm
wow youre dumb
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7:09 am
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐?
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6:46 pm
He is saying you are a Nazi. And he is right.
If you don’t speak English get the hell out of here?
You have never even read the bible all the way through.
Jesus doesn’t talk to other people like that why are you?
If you don’t speak Christian, maybe you should get the hell out of here.
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4:50 pm
ok, you are not my friend.and maybe i like to say and .
and and and and and and.
there.
and i’m not in high school anymore and i perfer Lord of the Rings online.
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4:51 pm
no, you’re dumb
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5:15 pm
Wow, what a sexist comment. Shame.
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5:06 pm
at least i dont wear glasses
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3:41 pm
He’s white.
Where’s my beer…
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3:54 pm
haha nice!
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8:15 am
According to my dictionary and my knowledge of ancient greek holocaust means literally “completely burnt”, but in the common language of ancient greek it means “sacrifice on the pyre”, not “death by fire”. Holos means “all” (see English “whole”) and Kaustos means is the past participle of the verb meaning “burning”.
The holocaust in ancient greece was a sacrifice to a god or more gods made in a particular period of the year (think it was first day of spring but I’m not sure, slavonic and greek mythology are mixing up in my head) and consisted in roasting a lamb, or more if it was a public sacrifice, on a sacrifical pyre then eating it.
so, in any way, holocaust doesn’t mean death by fire.
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9:56 pm
You fools! It’s a well established fact that Obama is a fundamentalist islamo-marxist!
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4:37 pm
oh! so the chinese bombed pearl harbor? strange, i thought the japanese did. would you mind giving me five sources that clearly state that china bombed hawaii?
Amber, honey. please get a job.
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12:55 am
oh god, dude, that’s so not cool. like, really, it’s not. go fuck yourself you racist dickhead
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1:21 am
As if the Nazi symbol was a widely supported Christian symbol and generally spoken at evening dinner after giving thanks. Riiiiiight… Grow up, bud. This is the internet. Unless you can somehow filter out the undesirables, you’re going to be reading more and more of these comments. It is after all what this site is all about to the majority of its viewers — satire. It’s these very same commenters whom drive up this website’s popularity ratings, so it might be YOU who is speaking in the unusual language.
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9:21 pm
Funny? This is absolutely insulting that she would associate us with Hitler. It was the fucking Japanese that teamed up with Hitler. And it was the fucking Japanese that decapitated two of my aunts in front of my grandma when they were infants. It was the Japanese that took away everything from my mom’s side of the family. This shit isn’t funny. Its stupid and all it does is spread racism and ignorance.
So what if this is a satire site. There are clearly numerous people coming here not knowing that. They are taking this in as fact. Thanks to Amber, she just spread more hatred falsified hatred towards China.
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12:19 am
Praise God for your words of truth! Do you attend Westboro with the illustrious Pastor Fred by any chance?
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12:33 pm
You said it Joe.
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10:34 am
I take that back, must have been a technical problem. lol.
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12:33 pm
Yes, but this isn’t humourous.
It’s insulting to a sixth of the world population and is dangorous because believe it or not, some nieve people actually hook onto this shit and start believing it.
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6:38 pm
buddy..your afterlife wont be the best if you live like this :/ its never too late to go back to HIM!
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1:50 am
the swastika is a south asian symbol that the nazi’s adopted. i’d put money on this not beign a reference to nazism.
wiki it for more
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7:33 pm
I have a theory…. many of you agree that the original work which is definitely a satire is not comical. Take the time to read through all the replies and you’ll see the humor, in my opinion the comedy starts with your reactions not with the original writing.
As for the satire itself… Sorry but I don’t think it was that funny, but I love how it brought out all the angry serious people! I enjoy loling at them.
Disclaimer!
– 1) if someone is ignorant enough to write something like that with even a hint of seriousness they’re probably too stupid to be of any threat to the human race, if you do a search for IQ and learn about what average and below average is…. waaaaay at the bottom there’s numbers like 30-60 which is mentally retarded, that is where you would find the person capable of writing something like that with a hint of seriousness.
– 2) The people capable of taking the author of something so devoid of intelligent thought can be found in the same IQ bracket… God bless them they do try.
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12:24 am
You moronic, bible-thumping freak of nature.
You must not realize that
1. Your article is total bullshit
2. It was the JAPANESE that teamed up with Hitler in WWII and atacked us at Pearl Harbor NOT THE CHINESE
3. You have to be clinically insane to say such things
4. Since you would tactlessly lump the Japanese and Chinese people together you CLEARLY have to be racist
5. You are full of smelly rotten ignorant biggoted shit
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10:23 am
You are missing the whole point, slot eyes: you are hating THE PEOPLE of china, the women and men, and little innocent children.
You may hate their governors, their evil rulers or whatever you tambouring wiggling slut, not the people.
And I have already lost enough time with your stanical-dressed-as-christian HATE and absolute stupidity.
I feel sorry for you.
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7:01 pm
You are a retarded piece of shit
you are extremely racist and your proberbly related to the KKK
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12:20 am
no haha hong kong was chinese territory first and britain took it for a while and then contractually gave it back haha stop being so goddamn stupid
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4:22 pm
How dumb are you? I can’t believe idiots like you exist, you should go and get yourself a Darwin Award so that the world can be a better place for everyone. Your bullshit doesn’t even merit a reply, especially since you know NONE OF THIS by firsthand experience.
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9:30 pm
dear amber I will answer your question clearly
1) Chinese Boom was Long time ago You were not even Born now the 1 child Policy is mostly to “stop” this Boom yet you need to pay 700$ USD to have more than one kids (700$ per kids by the way ) where did I found that In a documentary Ni Hao China ( Ni Hao means Hello in case you wonder )
2) CHiang Kai chek did Export weapon to nazi ( now Taiwanese ) he was the successor to KuoMintang ( who was friend with Mao ) oh since you said china shipped massive amount of weapon
why should not we talk about PRESCOTT BUSH the GRAND father of George W bush after the japanese attacked pearl harbour ( since USA was neutral before that) the Government decided to have a No-Trade policy with the enemies)
So you bash China when you should Bash your Imperialism and Pseudo democracy
Your Great Nation is Only Pure Bullshit hidden by lie and Propaganda You hate communist but its has Nothing to do with you and you still continue to Bash on them because of that
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3:11 pm
It’s not the government that demands more men than girls
it’s a sexist belief that dates back to nearly the beginning of the culture
My mother grew up in a chinese household.
her younger brother was treated like a prince, and she her whipping boy (girl) anything bad he did, she suffered. It’s not the government. They simply have the wrong belief that boys are more valuable than women because they can continue the family name. Women were believed to be weaker, and there was a hefty dowry that had to be paid for each daughter’s marriage, which was why they were considered such burdens.
Now, they are learning their mistake since they are running out of women for their men to marry, so now they are marrying women outside of china to continue their race.
Also, chinese is NOT synonymous with asian. Chinese are not Japanese, in fact, they were terrible rivals.
You are a stupid ass “ho fei hak gwai ham bao sa gwa” (good luck translating that!)
Also, “Come mierda después muera”
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2:35 am
you just wont stop will you? i told you once and i’ll tell you again……. MOTHER FUCKEN DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody wants you alive……… we are all thinking it…. we are just waiting to here the news on it. but it wont happen untill you die bitch…. do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it whats stoping you really?????
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1:21 pm
amber C:
did you know?
now if your parents were a single child and you are too, you are allowerd to have more than one kid in china?
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11:24 pm
hmm you do know china also shipped supplies to the USA *GASP* at that time. and did you know that Japan invaded Manchuria (northern china)in 1932? and also did you know nationalist china (as was the government of china from the boxer rebellion to the Civil war between the communists and nationalists in 1949) also Mao came to power in 1949 not before, they were NOT a part of the axis, the axis nations included, Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, Japan and after June 1940 the french fascist Vichy government. the USSR did have a non aggression pact with Germany but it fell apart in June 1941 when 3 million German, Italian , Austrian, Romanian and Hungarian soldiers invaded the area now known as the Ukraine. Again i say your history is flawed.
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11:37 pm
oh and Hong Kong was given on lease to the UK for 100 years in 1887 after the Opium wars. and it was Given Back to china officially by PM thatcher
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3:58 pm
Umm… They are trying to slow down their populations growth, as it has become too much, yes they offer benefits to the families with less kids, but they don’t give them offers to kill them. The Chinese-Nazi Thing, that was orchestrated by Japanese controlled puppets in China.
P.S. Do you fear us Chinese Americans too? Do you fear us, as we fought among your fathers likely, in just WW2 over 20,000 Chinese-Americans fought in the Armed Forces. Do you think we like you insulting our Heritage, “…these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process…” and “At its roots China embraces communism” You are being quite rude. This embarrasses me as a Christian, and makes me sad as a Chinese-American. Is my family trying to “kill you and your family…” No, were not. Please reconsider your ideals, for your self, and us Christians.
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2:35 am
The men cannot grow hair and rice is low fat. Anyway, many of the girls are marry white American men and that’s scary. Its a way to interfere in the US of A. And the Asian boys also lure many Americans into Homosexualities. My friend’s boy went to thailand and the things that happened him there with boys it was horribel. He came home and tried to open up a antique shop or something with his Asian sex lover.
I think its a genuine fact the Asians have a lot of the world today and its a clear and present danger that American society has to address. Those people work for nothing in factories and now the red Chinese are buying nukes and making tvs. Its very dangerous and if Bush were still President he would STAND UP to these vicious commies! Its all the hard cause there are just so damn many of them they have no sexual control or something. There are literally billions of these types of people in Asia and America and Europe (I dont think they like the weather inAfrica) anyway, it’s very dangerous unless we can limit them and white people stop lesbianism and have more babies. We just have to have more Christian marriages and children in good homes, Its surprising because there are such a high proprodence of homosexuality in the Asian world.
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3:43 pm
Look who’s talking
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12:29 pm
ur such losers JAPANESE motherfuckers joined the nazi bitch hitler. LIKE YOU. WOW ur like such a cunt u spend ur days in history class giving a blowjob to urself. what an asshole. y’all are jealous cuz asians have more talents than whites can ever live up to. smarts? check. sports? check. social talents? check. only thing we get beaten in are hard contact sports like football cuz there are so many blacks around. go yank on ur cameltoe bitch ass nigger.
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1:08 am
Just to mention that Kai sek ( forgot the name ) was the successor of Kuometang ( forgot the spelling as well ) Kuomitang and Mao zedong were ALLIES and FRIEND they both accepted each other and wanted to Unify china Under a demo communism
Mao Zedong even admitted that some of Kuo mitang’s Idea were good same goes for the doctor ( yes Kuo Mitangw as a doctor )
Kai chek was a Traitor to Mao Zedong and Killed MANY of chinese and a civil wars took place Inside of china between Kaichek WHO took the imperialist way of America and hopefully he didnt succeed
Oh and the people of HK doesnt suffer not anyone In china actually, actually it’s safer than in USA and much less racist Than the people In USA
Yet you hate chinese people because they are not christian which is clearly racist thought
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9:15 pm
Not to Mention CHiang Kai shek was on USA side to actually Betray Mao Zedong and started to kill many Mao’s Men
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12:29 am
Yo Bitch if you dare touch a chinese woman head with your slut hand I will cut your hand and Make you eat it You christian faggot with your “homogay agenda” everywhere Ya just stupid you should be put to death for your racism and don,t get with your freedom of speech you racist sucker
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3:04 pm
EXCUSE ME?
I’l have you know I’m the DAUGHTER of a mixed marriage. My mother is Chinese and my father’s family is scottish/irish and has been here for more generations than we’ve bothered to count.
My mother and father are more than happily married, they have been together for well over 16 years (married for 14 of them) and are expecting a baby soon.
It’s people like you that need to be put down like the rabid dogs you are.
I hate you and your ignorant views.
oh, and PS, you can kiss my ass, it’s scientifically proven that Asians are better at math and science than any other race. Suck THAT!
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9:10 pm
ok thats just being stereotype. get ur facts straight homo.
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6:28 am
Yeah, they work for pennies because American companies outsourced all the factory work to China! That was to save your ass 20 cents on a garden hose at Walmart you redneck fuck. I’m so pissed at this shit website and the lowlifes who support it, LIKE YOU! PLEASE SOMEONE (smart asians) start DoS this website for GODS SAKE! Wipe it off the fuckn internet for good!
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3:54 pm
a chinese person named rob? stfu. just stfu.
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10:15 pm
Wasn’t R.O.B. the Robot made in China?
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3:39 pm
biatches be hawt
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6:12 pm
I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU!! People dont know what the hell they r talken bout!! Japaneses is the people who joined Hitler to conquer some countrys but failed. I’m asumming you are chinese? Haha. :]
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