I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People
China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!
My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.
Much like their brethren in the USSR and the Democratic party, the Chinese are atheistic wonders. Their lack of morals means they have no problems developing WMDS with which to bring massive death, all while doing genetic manipulation and cloning to ensure population boom.
Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.
Despite past American grace, the menace of the the People’s Republic of China truly a great peril to the world today. Indeed, these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process.
Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.
You see, dear readers, the fact of the matter is that the Chinese communists are very cold, calculating and harsh people. The core values of Chinese communism include wanton carnality, stealing, bringing death and providing slothful people with income. From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well. It’s a part of their cultural heritage to hate the good Eest.
Historically, Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American. Liberals will tell you lies and say this is not true and very extreme, but mark my words. Liberals want nothing more than to see a small population of American overran by billions of Asians. This is why they support abortion.
Now skeptics and atheists out there will say that Chinese kill their young too, and yes, you’re right. It’s true. Reports show that each and every day the Chinese people brazenly sacrifice their young women in pagan ceremonies, so that their men may have more supplies and food stuffs to consume as they train for battle.
What battle, you may ask?
Know that the Chinese are going to attempt a great battle, battle being perhaps better described as a world domination plan. Such endeavors typify their nature, as their culture still does not value the principles of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
Asia still is bitter about WW2, and how we showed them new ways to live outside their old Pagan tradition, and it’s for this reason that you must be very afraid. At its roots China embraces communism, a practice which noble men like Senator McCarthy, President Ronald Reagan and the somewhat liberal John Paul II fought against with all their heart.
Much like when the Soviet Russians were the powerhouse of liberalism, the Chinese are busy performing all sorts of nuclear experiments, genetic manipulation and training of troops. They are even responsible for the recent housing market crunch and faltering US economy.
How can we combat this communist threat?
Right now, YOU CAN NOT. Bill Clinton was caught giving our nuclear secrets to China and President Obama has let them buy up all of our national debt. Not until you write your Congressman and demand McCarthyism once again be our national standard, the menage of Chila will continue to grow.
Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor! Call your politicians today and demand a return of McCarthy, all for you and and the bring joy to your kid’s future.
Oh the internet strikes again. ^_^
This is 99% likely to be a satire. But I still stand by my previous bit about ‘I’m right and you’re wrong’.
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you better prepare yourself~
because when that day comes and china takes over…
IGNORANT FUCKS LIKE YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO.
love, peace, and empathy,
michelle.
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What a paranoid…
By your logic, I can’t imagine how many people would be terrified to death because of us Americans… We have tons of WMD, many military bases around the world, and we threat other countries when they don’t listen to us. Oh, and maybe you should also be very terrified of Russia, India or any country that are also becoming strong.
China is just seeking its own independence, and why can’t they? They have 20% of the world population, they have one of the oldest civilizations in the world, and they have been a superpower several times through out its long established history (10+ times longer than ours).
The current leaders of China are all moderates and they are not seeking to become the next world police like the US. They just want to be strong enough to maintain its own independence, so no other country will dare to invade or threat them again.
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Congratulations on failure at spotting obvious parody-hate, guys. You have been successfully trolled. Have a nice day.
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LOL
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there isn’t hardly a true word in this post.
First of all, but completely irrelevant, Pearl Harbour was attacked by Japanese, not chines.
Hong Kong was LEASED by Great Britain and the lease EXPIRED. Period.
Now let’s talk about Morals: ever heard of the Opium Wars, where Great Britain went to war with China to FORCE them to allow “trade” in Opium by the British?
This article is so bad, it can’t be satire – or it would actually be funny.
So all that’s left for you to do is pray.
a lot
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lawlage.
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Do you really believe that Chinese are the same as Japanese because a minority of Chinese used to be buddhist (most were actually daoist but now they are mainly atheist). Thats like saying europeans are the same as americans, hell bent on world domination because some of them are Christians. Its just so unbelievably shocking to realise that there are still some people in the west that are like you! You actually sound like you grew up in the middle ages. Grow up and travel the world before you condem everyone for not being a Christian.
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I’d like to especially thank you for sharing these good words of gentle wisdom to the heathens who would are argue against truth.
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Douche…
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Love your comment!
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TO YOU DUTCH JAKE (HEATHEN OF BEELZABUB):
“First of all, but completely irrelevant, Pearl Harbour was attacked by Japanese, not chines”
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME UNGODLY BUDDAH WORSHIPPING DEMONS. I WILL PRAY A 100 ROSARIES TO ST. BARTHOLOMEW FOR YOU TO SEE THAT WE CHOULD HAVE DROPPED A “CHRIST BOMB” ON THEM BACK IN 1949. THEM PEOPLE SPIT VENOM LIKE A SERPENT COBRA OF SATAN INTO OUR LORDS FACE EVERYTIME THEY REPRODUCE. WOE BEUNTO YOU DUTCH JAKE. I WILL PRAY MY HARDEST FOR THE LIGHT TO HIT YOU SMACK RIGHT IN THE FACE LIKE CHRIS BROWN.
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YOUR LAUGHING ANGERS OUR MIGHTY LORD AS HE CALLS ME THIS INSTANT TO SCOLD YOU. WOE BE UNTO YOU. PRAY TO ST CHARLES FOR SALVATION AND REPENT YOUR SINS. I MEANT EVERY WORD OF WHAT I SAID UP THERE. REPENT, BEFORE A MANIAC ON A TRACTOR FORCES HIS WAY INTO YOUR HOME AND SHOVELS STRAIGHT SIN INTO YOUR MOUTH!
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*stifles laugh*
*snicker*
Hehe . . .
Hahahahahaha . . .
HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!
*dies* . . . again
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PHHHFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Please Please Please tell me what mental illness you suffer because I want to use it as an excuse for when I have an idiot episode… PLEASE
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You forgot to capitalize ‘Nirvana’.
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no fuck you!Im a bitch!
an asian Bitch!
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SAINT PATRICK
GO CAST SOME DEMONS OUT OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT OR SOMETHING
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dies*
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what the fuck?! do your homework before you make this shit.
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I heard that Barrack Osama is actually Chinese.
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lmao kunfu/karate does that even work against a lone drunk with pistol (unlimited ammo)?
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umm.. it’s spelled taekwondo. and btw i hope this is satire. if it isn’t I’m going to K!LL HER AND SWEAR AT EVERY THING. LMAO.
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Wow. That is all I have to say about that. Obviously home schooled…..
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very well done, frankly i’m quite in love with your work.
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Please, please, please let this be satire. People like this surely do not exist in today’s society, do they?
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me chinese me no dumb me gonna go and eat your mum
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i understand her gahyuk i to am from de mounties were my ma and pa are brother and sister my granny is also a scared ah the chiny folks and she has lived to be 33 years old u hyuk hail republicans and our proper thinking
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freedom to the mud races!!!!!!!
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dogs taste so very very good but not as much as my little baby sister death to america i am filled with so much hate i will shoot ninja stars at u and make u sushi a gong hai fuck choi
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we are not human death to america we dont have our own problems to deal with death to america we do not have our own culture u should respect death to america our own religions or life styles death to america we also do not have our own style of dressing and acting and eating death to america you americans did not come force your way into our country make us change our way of life to suit u death to america o no u americans never did anything wrong
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Bombs of freedom? Seriously? The bombs of freedom that took lives of millions of INNOCENT people who were unlucky enough to be born in a nation the government of which happened to go to war? What the hell is this?
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Anyone with a thought process can log onto to the internet and post this kind of f**ked up repugnant BullS*it. It only takes one person to do as you see above but it takes several people to ive this person an audience. YES! I totally agree that the author is just plain Ignorant, but do you really think this “person” believes the crap they spout out? Maybe they typed up this crock for laughs and to get attention, or maybe even piss off people so they get all these angry comments. Face it, you are only making the author more “famous” by replying to this idiocracy and total blasphemy to the Christian religion. It takes one moron to start an argument, but it takes more morons to continue one. I DOUBT this article will be removed, but if it is, good riddance, but there will still be people like this in the world today. . . its just a FACT of society and life.
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God probably doesn’t exist…and if he did, it is most likely that the people he would rain down his fury upon, are the same people who preach such borderline retarded ideas, that a race’s nature is “innately” immoral. Or that God really views the Asian culture as “demonic.” Didn’t he make all man and woman? As a note, Matt – each of those Saints you mentioned, were know pedophiles…good choice.
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ok, wow, i can’t believe you all ACTUALLY took this seriously! Look at the site it’s freakin’ ON! This is a wonderful type of literature called SATIRE you idiots, and if you had half a brain and an open mind, you would have realized this either after or while you were reading it. So please, continue on with your analytically impaired lives and flame other brilliant pieces of satire, while we laugh at you from the sidelines.
P.S. Great piece!
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As a woman of God, i try to not judge people for their thoughts and actions.
Don’t worry about China coming to get you in your sleep.
Free your self from all of your hate, pray for the Chinese, and for yourself, that you won’t be so hateful. And know that is just the way of the world to make everyone else look bad. don’t be like another person in the heard.
step aside from the narrow mindedness of the world and really get to know someone before you are condeming your brother. Just remember that Judge and you shall be judged.
don’t be cut down and thrown into the fire, thrive.
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So let it be written, so let it be done?
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You communicate incredibly well for a Communist Pagan, though your silver-tongued lies do smell of a mole from the liberal media.
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jajajajajaja. You went to the same poh-dunk school as Amber, didn’t you?
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Nice satire there.
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last night at dinner i laughed so hard i threw up
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Asian people are very kool since I would know..and they kick some butt at tennis. I think being terrified of asians is overrated and very unessacary. Make friends with one and you will find that it is very funny to make jokes with them, in a non rascist way. They have nice hair. they have very nice friends and they make good food from time to time..also they are very smart(math). If you have a problem with asians then you a problem with yourself!!!
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I must say, that I think christwire.org has the funniest collection of articles on the internet. Never have I shed so many tears of delight reading articles entitled: “The Scary Japanese Robot Threat to America, Earth”, “Godless Chinese Unveil Deathvan Bus Terror to the World “, and “Proof African People Are Animals, Even if They do Live the Highlife”. These were f-ing hilarious. bahahahahahahahahahaha. damn. that.was.funny.
here here christwire.org! May your writing entertain my workdays from now on!
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But they make good food ^_^ They can’t be bad. I LOVE chinese/japanese people. They’re what makes the world go oval.
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DEAR AMAZING,
CHRISTWIRE IS NOT FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT,YOU SCREECHING HARLOT OF IMPURITY. AS YOU SHED TEARS OF DELIGHT, OR LORD AND SAVIOR WEEPS AS YOU BLATENTLY DISRESPECT AND METAPHORICLY URINATE HIV IN HIS MOUTH. THOSE ARTICLES YOU READ ARE THE TRUTH. ASIANS ARE DISGUSTING CONCENTRATION CAMP LOVING JEZABELS AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRACK SMOKING BLING BLING LUNATICS! I WILL PRAY TO ST. BERNARD FOR ALL OF YOU TO BE VIOLENTLY RAPED.
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oh. mein. got. i’m not a christian, and if this is what christianity is like (I know it’s not) i’m more than willing to burn eternally. who in hell do you think you are??? isn’t God supposed to be loving and accepting of all people he created? how could you be so narrow-minded??? you just brought shame upon so many Americans and christians and i know i will never be able to be quite as epic in my insults as these other people, i can at leat try you racist paranoid, narrow-minded PSYCHO!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
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This article reflects what kind of website this is. The author is raciast, stupid, and ignorant, as well as the editor of this site. Did your parent teach you eat cow shit? Is that why you full of it? May be you slept thru all your history & geography classes. Do you know how many coutries in Asia? You are a very bad image for all Americans and your article reflects how stupid we are.
Where is Hong Kong? An island 2000 miles away from Britain and 1 mile away from China. Funny thing is you actually used the words “reconquer” and “steal it back”. May be you also slept thru you writing classes. Are you a home shcool drop out?
This is a free country and you can say anything, but writing some bs like this you might have committed a hate crime.
p/s: swallow your mouth full of shit, don’t let it choke you in your sleep.
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MOTHERFUCKER YOUR CRACKER FUCKER
I FUCKED YOUR DEAD MOM
FUCK HER
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Dang! She’s figured us out! Fellow AZNs, let us flee for our lives to plot the demise of the world another day!
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Ms. Amber,
You are to be forgiven for your youth. However, though some of these folks are quite rude, because they’re angry, and anger doesn’t make for effective persuasion. But then, neither does fear.
I had the good fortune to make a trip, on business, to the country of China two years ago, and spent a week there. The people there are good people, friendly people, and moral people. (I didn’t meet them all, of course.)
The Chinese peoples also have religions. They’re not perhaps the religion that you know, but it’s quite possible that you don’t know much about the other religions. I am reminded of a quote by Ambrose Bierce, who wrote a number of funny definitions in a book once upon a time.
The quote is –
“KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.”
You’re only 23, Amber. Give yourself some space to grow. You won’t be a better Christian due to failing to think carefully, and that’s what’s happened here.
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I am just looking for pics of poo…
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I think if this is satire, she needs to do a weekly show on tuesdays…
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Please, people. How can you think this is real?
I thought it was hilarious – well done.
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haha, you so got this on the magical google fill-in.. just type “i am extremely terrified” and look what google does.. xD
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What a big joke. It seemes that your brain is full of shit.
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well I lol’d, this has renewed my faith in trolls. insane jesusfreaktrollzftwbai
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“If we taint pure water with just a drop of poison, all of the water will be tainted. Likewise, if we taint ourselves with thoughts of duality-of you-of me, we will become tainted.”
“only question how we treat others not how others treat us” (Chinese old sayings translated by an American master)
From craving from arrogance come violence, from trust from honesty come peace.
For good or for bad, everyone is someone we can learn from.
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I’m Chinese, and I LAWLed.
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That was dumb. You need to get your history right. China never attacked Pearl Harbor, Japan did. Since chinese copy everything their bombs or planes would never make it across the ocean to the US because they would crash in the ocean from the low build quality
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You know, it’s things like this that make me realize there is no God. If there was, then you sorry “Christians” would actually do by His example, but you don’t. You run around spouting half truths, policies that have been outdated since the times of your bible, and things that, under common sense, wouldn’t even be said. And you do it all in His name.
According to some of your pathetic religious doctrine, He is the one, Him, and Him alone, who will reserve true judgement for the wrongdoers of this life. It is not your place, as you cannot cast stones at others unless you are without sin. Yet time and again, your missionaries are caught in a variety of compromising positions, only to have their sorry butts covered up by their religious leaders for fear of persecution, misjudgement, trial, & public mockery. Time & again, your priests & leaders molest the “innocent” children of this world, taking advantage of their “kindred spirits” & all that other garbage, & yet you still run around pointing fingers at other shouting “HE IS OF THE DEVIL!!! HE IS A GODLESS COMMIE! HE SHOULD ROT IN HELL!!” You make yourselves out to be judge, jury, & executioner, as if your opinion mattered.
God doesn’t exist if people like you are at His command. He is an unknown, pathetic entity that exists solely to allow pathetic rejects like yourself to justify your existence by bringing others down. You all claim to want change, you all claim to WANT what is right, yet you do not DO the right thing.
I sincerely hope you wake up one day and realize how hated & looked down upon by even your own kind you are. I hope it causes you to cut your wrists in agony while blasting some Christian garbage that you think qualifies for music. God is dead, he left this universe because of people like you. There is no God.
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HAHA if this is SATIRE then this is a great work! if this is what you truly think you should do some research. Last i checked, (even tho initially germany did supply arms to china) China was on the allies side. If i were to be afraid of anyone… it would be the Japanese! We nuked them 50 years ago, they still haven’t forgotten
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
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God is fake
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What an idiot…. you must be american?
Go to china and get an education. Some Christians are just as bad as those Islamic extremists. I wonder if God is real will he punish people for hating others based on their ignorance and blind belief in religion?
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o.m.g.
insulted
and i pity this very ignorant author.
i wish the god he/she believes in would enlighten her.
and FAST.
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You are an idiot. China fought with the Allied Forces along with the USA to fight AGAINST Japan! China and USA were on the same team fighting against Japan in WWII. Check your history books before posting such an idiotic post.
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Damn, these are the reasons why we want to make bombs. To kill dumbass shit faces like you. Learn some shit first. Yeah, Look at US, dropped a nuke on Hiroshima when they were already crippled? Then again. The US killed the Native Americans so they can get more land. Said that they were first to be on this land. yeah, sure. Obviously they were blind, JUST LIKE YOU YOU FUCK FACE!
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FUCK YOU WHITETRACK FUCKERS AND YOUR MOMS
FUCK YOU CRACKERS
FUCK YOUR BABY WHEN ITS BORN DEFECTED
FUCK YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND HOPE THEY DIE SOON
AND FUCK YOU WHITEBITCHES
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This has to be a joke. The talk about zygote hatred pushed it into the realm of satire for me. Also, she shifted scope when talking about WWII from Chinese to Asians, something that tells me she actually knew what she was talking about and was intentionally trying to sound ignorant. That’s just what I think though.
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Seriously? Some of you people are taking this article SERIOUSLY? Please stay away from the Onion or A Modest Proposal, then.
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you should go die in a hole.
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Hey man, back off, she’s mine.
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WOW UR SO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
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Holy shit, I’m going to add this to my fucking FACEBOOK. Dammit, it is so fucking hilarious. My asian friends shall agree.
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this is the most ignorant piece of writing i have ever read > >
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Holy fuck.
This was more ecstatic than the babies I just ate.
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Chewy.
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i am wondering what in this bitch’s mind; and am also wondering what educated this bitch. if she is not a by-product, it would be the failure of the educational system which produced her.
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this bitch even could not tell in WWII, US and China were in the same side, combating Nazis …
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Why our America is in a deep trouble now? Because Mr. Bush is stupid. And why we all elected Mr. Obama? Because he looks up to Chinese
, and he has to.
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things like this should be put on tv more often
spread the word…
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You are extremely ignorant about China. I hope you will educate yourself before writing again about China. China is a great country and the people are gentle and kind. I have many Chinese friends and they would not harm a puppy. You must have made up your assumptions because none of them are true. Please apologize to the Chinese people as soon as possible. It is important to understand your mistakes and correct them. I have a Chinese girlfriend and she is the best person on earth.
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God damn gooks
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Matt,
Please do respond to this comment because I would love to here your thoughts. On sin: you have sinned more than Jesus can absolve you for in the few comments you have left for this article, although you’re wonderful cohort Amber, who wrote this splendid argument. Although she does not understand the world today she does bring up many interesting thoughts – except that all of them are wrong. You seem to think that God shall punish all those who you do not like or support and have put yourself on a ridiculously high pedestal. I hope that one day you can realize that God loves all his creations equally (as he states in the Bible, which you seem to know even less about than the real world). I find it hilarious that you feel so strongly against a culture that your wonderful God loves immensely and forgives profusely. You have far passed the point of forgiveness by your God, though it doesn’t actually matter because he is a moral figure of fiction that you must lean on as a crutch because you are a weak and empty person inside. I hope you are able to respond to this comment in an educated manner instead of using old English, vulgar language, and more terrible references to your wonderfully ignorant religious beliefs. Have a great day and enjoy rotting in the ground because nothing happens when you die.
Sincerely,
Your newest best friend, Atheism!!
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I am genuinely amazed at how grossly uneducated most of you supposed “Christians” are on this site. To admit that you do not clearly recognize this as satire, even after at least 5-6 people post just that, is to admit that you have the IQ equivalent of a fortune cookie (which, much to the chagrin of a lot of you reading this, is NOT a staple of Chinese cuisine).
So, put your Bible down for a minute or two and pick up an Encyclopedia. Get your (no doubt) fat ass out of that church and into a library.
Focker Out.
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no fuck you!
im an asian Bitch!
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DEAR PROUD AMERICAN (YOU EXCRETED DEMON)
THE AUTHOR AND EDITOR OF THIS SITE ATTEND THE SAME CHURCH AS I AND THEY ARE 100% CORRECT IN THEIR BELIEFS. YOU NEED THE CHRIST BOMB DROPPED ON YOUR TRAILER AS GOD NEEDS TO DROP IT ON EVERY COUNTRY BESIDES AMERICA. YOU SIR ARE A DISGUSTING PIG WHO SUPPORTS ABORTIONS AND INCEST. DAMN ASIA, DAMN YOU, AND GODDAMN COWS.
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Hi Amber, what a great article. Post something as irrelevant as this, and sit back and watch how some people get offended, and more alarmingly some people actually support it. You must be very clever.
If I have got this wrong and you do mean what you have written, then do not bother going to church as you are wasting your time, as is anyone who supports you. Any church representative who supports these ideas is unfit for their position.
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wow, you sure got a lot of responses. was this a test of sorts? don’t bother replying to my email. its fake.
but yeah, way to manipulate.
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omfg…. TROLLED!!!!!!!! ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah LOl @ chinks
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What a pile of bullcrap…
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“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist.”
That’s true. You’re not a racist: you’re a yellow-bellied snivelling little coward who wets your pants with fear of the unknown, but that’s a broader kind of cowardice than mere racism. Your terror is the source of your anger. Try growing up and stop shitting bricks all the time.
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me chinese me small eye me big dick 7in fuck you!
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March 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
fuck this im
gonna come out
i love asians i just wanna fuck them all the time 24/7
especially asian girls cuz im tran-sexual and i use my dick to fuck my own ass all day!
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Dear author of this shit: you are a fucking moron.
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THIS IS SATIRE. NO ONE SEEMS TO GET THAT. and if it wasnt satire this person would not be Christian. You can call yourself a Christian but that doesnt make you one.
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If this is satire, kudos. If it isn’t, congrats for making me laf at your complete stupidity. Either way, ROFL LOL
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wow possibly one of the best pieces of literature i’ve read, glad to see someone still has a sense of humor
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Im pretty sure the Chinese are not the brethren of the Russian. I know a Chinese woman who hates the Russians. You would think communists get along with other communists. It’s funny isn’t it…then again it’s funny you’re afraid of chinese people, yet you’re not a racist…hmmm.
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Fool! Just you wait – the Chinese are but instruments of our Lord. Everyone knows they have no soul.
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YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK.
HONG KONG WAS CHINA’S ANYWAY. Great Britain “Borrowed” it in the 1900s for 100 years. its in a contract to be returned in the 2000s. get ur facts dumbass
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come on asshole～
your ‘essay’ only accounts for your incompenent
you must suffered from some unfair treatments from chinese people in the past
poor thing～
now it seems you deserve it and what’s more
you‘ll get more in future
cheers～
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my name says all…
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I am Chinese and sometimes I scare myself…BAHAHAHAHA
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I read this article twice, but i didnt see what is satire. So I will translate this article to chinese and publish it in chinese major bbs, let me see whether chinese people will feel this is satire…… or insult.
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Wow… when I read the title, I thought it’s something worth reading.
But it is such a piece of shit that I won’t even bother to correct.
As a Chinese, I am glad to see that most people replied are sane, no matter where they are from.
Thanks, friendly people.
and Amber – just go fuck yourself! shame that world have you, just like Hitler.
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Now the some of the European and American countries are connsuming the 80% of the energy that is consumed around the globe to raise 20% of the global population. Have you ever listened to the song, we all living in America?
Do you see who is dominating the earth now??
“the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy” means you are not only a racist but also a sexist.
In terms of “massive death”, put what the Japanese did aside, who dropped two nuclear toys on the japan land and killed the whole land, including the children, women who has nothing to do with the war? not to mention the offsprings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now f**k you! how could u possibly be a man with any moral.
So now go to the zoo and have sex with some apes to get HIV and blame on the Africa, you will get more attention.
Now go n buy more fancy stuff u couldnt afford with your credit cards ,vote to overpay your company’s CEOs and blame on the China for financial crisis, you will get much more attention.
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Go learn your history, you piece of sh!t. the Japanese hooked up with Hitler and killed millions of Asian, including 300,000 Chinese people in just one city – Nanjing. The Russians, the Italians, the British, the French, and the German all invaded China, or else how do you explain all the Chinese treasures stored in the museums in the “civilized” western world with high moral standard? I think you should at least TRY use your ignorant pig brain and stop the nonsense~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
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u r fucking bullshit, u don’t know anything about Chinese culuture, history, when ur fucking country, UK, japan, russia, french,germany,USA, Austria,stolen treasure, kill our people, what the fucking asshole country.
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great job Amber
posting this horrible post and attracting 300000 people to come and visit
and congratulation you are one of the top ten idiot on my list
who would care what you write really, china will still grow and expand
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Nothing is true. I am wondering how much do you know about Asia and China? Don’t you know that Hong Kong is part of China even before the naissance of U.S.? Britain invaded Hong Kong around 1840, and grabbed Hong Kong for more than hundred and fifty years. Anyone with little geography common sense should know that it is impossible that Hong Kong was belong to Britain.
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I am extremely afraid of stupid dumbass protestant “Christian” idiots like you.
And everybody knows that its the Zionist Jew bastards that you have to look out for.
Anyway you Reformation lovers are inbred idiots. No match for sophisticated Christianity like Eastern Orthodox/Greek Orthodoxy, which i am a member of.
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You this fucking religious NAZI. Fuck U
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I found this article to be painfully ignorant and also hard to read. The writer has not a clue whats going on in the real world. People, step away from your christblogs and private schools. Theres a real world, filled with people who God loves but you’ll never reach it or do anything worthwhile if you stay in your ignorance. Do as Jesus did. Love not Fear.
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what part of “One child per household” screams grow the population to you? That sounds to me like they’re trying to limit it. Pull your head out of your ass
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China did not send a film crew to the Duggars, it was Korea…
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You’re silly.
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The author is a black humorist,show her article to all chinese,she will be laugh
at as a idiot.
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LOL FUCK YOU
im gonna keep planing how to fuck the world up with my 7in cock!
muthufucka!
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What a dumb joke!
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Sorry Sir
Has you never gone China?
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hahahahaha… oh.. i really, really, really, really, really, hope you truly don’t believe this. please.
wow.. for people like you, i just have pity.
please go outside you house and buy a ticket to china. for your own sake. you might learn something instead from your own prejudice and teachings.
btw: im chinese. i might just call my relatives in china to tell them that their secret big war is already known to americans.
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u’r out of ur mind.
no need to refute.
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u go fucking crazy.
idiot, moron, retard
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Never, never have I seen such irreligious talk on a Christian website. Not only in the original post but mostly in the comments and talk surrounding it. Step back people and look at this from a better standpoint. Yes, this girl may be very ill-informed and incorrect on more than one level, but is that any reason to say such hateful things? Would Jesus in this situation treat someone with such contempt? That is not the way to teach, it is not the way to be a good Christian or even for those on this website who may not be Christian, it’s no way to be a decent person. Why lower yourself by saying such fowl things about and to a person? My savior taught of kindness and acceptance, of love for one another no matter the circumstance. Hate not the sinner, but the sin.
The most I can say to you, Amber, is to look past the hateful comments but to take in the overall gist of what they’re trying to say: You need to research more into this because many of your statements lack truth and you also may have misunderstood many things you did seem to try to research. Please don’t let pride keep you from looking into whether or not you were wrong in this matter which could ultimately make you a better more informed person because pride in such a manner is a sin in itself. Good luck to you in whatever you try to do, but please try to take my suggested path into consideration.
Love,
Hillary
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I bet this is the kind of religious propaganda and glossed over facts Muslim terrorists say about the U.S. to recruit.
If this is the kind of blatant ignorance that Christian conservatives uphold, then I’m no longer a Christian conservative.
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Don’t you think that you are paranoid and stupid?
I mean, come on
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U NEED DOCTORY
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4688453/Giant-rat-caught-in-China.html
More reason to be afraid. If my intuition is right, they must be working on a some kind of mutant plague to wipe out Democracy in the West. I always knew those Chinese were too smart to use Nuclear energy to bomb us, fearing retribution. But an army of mutants? Lord help us.
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Amber,
I know why you fee this way, God and Ex-President Bush told me; you were molested as a little kid by your redneck Father. Then he made your brother watch as he filmed his sexual deviance. Now you’re in a cult . . . Yeah, that’s what I was told.
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Omg. You do not know how hard you are making chinese people around the world laugh right now, lol.
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lmao i found this through fail blog and indeed your ARE AN EPIC FAILURE IN LIFE!
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cloning? my my. do you realize that human technology hasnt reached that far yet? human experimentation in itself. no. human cloning doesnt exist yet.
and i assure you, my dear, that we chinese are indeed human
and the fact that china is overpopulated…..thats the very point of the one child policy.
what is the point of satire anyway? if some fool comes to this site believing it all, wont that just strengthen their false hatred?
and even the site members are claiming its not satire. what do you make of that? hmmmmm…..
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riiiiiiighhttttt…..
that’s why Chinese Christians are supporting Communist regime….
just cuz the gov’t messed up, there is no reason to fear Chinese…. this is Xenophobia to the max
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LOL NO FUCK YOU
IM an ASIAN BITCH
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how about taking a mission trip into some of the under ground Chinese Churches… you will be shocked by their faith. Indeed the Government is doing wrong things, but does that mean a regime that took the country by force represent allllll of Chinese population….
I am disgusted by this racist “article” of yours….. Spend some more time with Christ and realize the foolishness of your actions. and don’t give me that lie about “i am not being a racist” a someone with half of my intelligence will see that you are indeed being a racist. And let me tell you, God is blind to the color of the skin, if not Christians outside this so called “Christian Nation” is alot more faithful than hypocrites like you.
wake up and realize that God loves all his Creation equally and is more pleased by faith than some cheap offering
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Chinese were allies of nazi blah blah blah blah blah……..
Well doesnt that mean that the italians are evil too?
or Japanese?
Also germany arent evil nazis like they were b4. yes there r crazy nazi ppl still around but most of them are not like that. In fact they very friendly and gentle ppl.
I am a christian myself too but u cant be christian and say that “I hate chinese ppl” thats going againist what bible tell u to do. in the bible its said to LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! EVEN UR ENEMIES!!!!
So anyways i have one thing to say:
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I HATE NIGGERS, I HATE WHITE PEOPLE, I HATE CHRISTIANS, I HATE BUDDHISTS, I HATE GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK, I HATE THE US, I HATE LOSING THE GAME, I HATE BOXXY, AND LASTLY, I HATE JEWS.
thank you, have a nice day
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I AM CHIENSE AND IM OFFENDED ILL FCKING KILL YOU I DONT EVEN LISTEN TO TECHNO FCUKNG WHITE NIGGER
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Satire, people! Satire!
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omg that is hot asian chick rock ok?
amber ur just jealous of this chick cuz your flat and your face looks like your mama took a dump not had a baby LOL
have a nice day!
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Amber, I’m sorry love but that’s just silly.
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Listen, there are a lot of comments here, so I will probably be pissing into an ocean of piss, but here goes.
First, no nation on Earth can conquer the US, at the very worst it would end in nuclear war with both sides being decimated.
Second, The JAPANESE joined the Nazis, in every single actuality the JAPANESE fought against the CHINESE during WWII, in a way, the Chinese were on our side.
Thirdly, Saying the word asian and then dumping everyone in Asia into it is retarded. There are Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indian, and dozens of other completly different cultures and peoples in Asia,
Its not the bigotry that bothers me. Its the stupidity that really gets to me.
Fallen, because, if God lets bigots, idiots, and the like into heaven, hell might not be a bad place after all.
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It’s all so clear now…
These Asians have been planning this invasion since the beginning of time and are ready to strike at this very moment.
It’s kinda like a version of War of the Worlds, but the aliens look a lot more ugly in this real life version.
What can we do? I might move to some socialistic country in Europe and hide to my death.
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Ummm… Wow?
I have 2 different thigns to say, and ill try to be nice (TRY)
1) if this was satire, congrats, this was hilarious and every single person officially hates you (i said i would try). This is possibly the meanest, most racist, thing that could be read in english and not censored. At the very least, say you are sorry for provoking everyone and say that it was fake. Then we can all have a nice laugh and you don’t have to worry about having your ass kicked by people that took it literally.
2) if this wasnt fake and you really mean it, again, congrats for having the bravery to say it on the internet, but still, every single person officially hates you. seriosly, somethings don’t belong on the internet for peoples to read… mabye get a diary and write it… but not on the internet. Have a nice day (i hope you die =D)
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I don’t give two shits if this is satire or not.
If anyone actually thought of writing this with such disgusting style and non-scholastic attitude, that person is a complete moron. At LEAST sound smart. I don’t care if this was written without any intention but to poke fun, because the very idea that someone would think of these completely repugnant ideas is beyond me.
Pearl Harbor was because of China / Asia as a whole? That sounds like something a 5th grader would say. If you are American and do not even know the cause and place of the Pearl Harbor attack, you should not even call yourself American. Do you realize how many movies are dedicated to just that one thing?
Some things just should NOT be messed with, and this is one of them. You took your cause wayy too far.
Amber, you said it yourself. China has two billion people, eh? Congrats, you just insulted two billion people through what you think is supposed to be “funny.”
To sum it up, you have absolutely no morals and this just defames the Christian religion. I feel very sorry for devoted Christians.
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“Satire” is just an excuse to take back something you know is wrong without having to apologize for it.
Just like Miley Cyrus made the stereotypical “Asian eyes” and then went off to say that it was her, “goofy face.”
When something is racist and hurtful, putting the word, “satire” doesn’t make all the pain go away. Why? Because it still advertises hateful stereotypes, which some jackass might use as an excuse to rationalize their racism.
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Surely this is a piece of satire, but anyone who does any reading whatsoever knows that it is poorly constructed, distasteful, completely unwitty, and awkward to read.
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Well. I feel fuuny that China becomes a symbol of devil. And Holy people have care about it. I really can’t understand what do you believe……But for me, one for all, all for one…..
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i now realize Asians are evil and are going to kill us and take our land.
and i am going to prepare myself for it.
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lolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololollolololololol
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you’re so mean……even if this is a joke it really hurts people that are chinese. People of every race will have unkind people and many things here are made from china. its sad to see people judging others by their race.its ok if you think that but i highly suggest that you get some evidence. you should meet a few chinese people.this shows that you believe it stereotypes and are racist. I am chinese and ur post is hurtful.
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Im really annoyed with this site which is plainly not a parody in any form. Damn you.
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Amber, i totally agree with everything you said.
i also am terrified of Asians and i will prepare myself and my friends and family for their attack.
and all you other people who are not preparing will face a certain death and we will be forced to say “I told you so.”
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WE NEED TO TAKE COVER FROM THE CHINESE!!!!
AAHHHHAHAHHHAH!!!!
RrrruUUUUnnNNNnNnnNnN!
says sharee from chs
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yes.
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seriously, people. this is satire. i mean, no one would be so STUPID as to write a legit article about their fears of the “yellow menace”. if you don’t believe me, check out some of their other articles. gay baby dolphins? come on.
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Get the facts straight woman. And your entire post is purely bias from your point of view, pointing out the negativity in Asian’s. If the Chinese were to dominate the world you can say it would be in response to your stupidity.
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Someone slap this bitch. Hard.
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… i was laughing while reading all the comments. japan (even though they make the best anime) bombed pearl harbor. not chinese. and asians are awesome. you are really stupid if you hate chinese and asians for that matter.
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I’d copy and paste the erroneous parts of this article, but nobody wants to read the whole thing again.
…Also, you misspelled and misused “East”. We are the West, not the “good Eest (sic)”.
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check it out!!
http://www.asiancandy.com
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amber is a slut
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i couldnt agree more
also if you think about it…God could be viewed as a dictator
of you dont believe in him or his word…you go to hell
same as if someone didn’t agree with what Stalin said, they would be put to death
he is a sadist and a dictator…pretty simple
its very hard to agrue otherwise
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Amber, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Lots of copycats without brian
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ok. I seriously hope this is satire. i’m in my financial management class right now, trying not to laugh my ass off while my teacher is ranting on about trial balances. If this is satire, good stuff. If not, it’s people like you are who fuck over the US.
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Amber, I like you. I didn’t go through all the responses. I don’t care the point u tried to make. But I have to say the title of this article is enough intriguing which got me a chance to read it. I hope it is not your intention that drawing people’s attention. but the voice from bottom of heart. Also u look like a Asian girl with a innocent face. If all the assumptions I just made are true, I think i really can fall in love with u. Less-intellegent, innocent, Asian comprise my favourite type. I always think the girl like this is gift of nature.
Keep in contact, Amber, your admirer from far europe
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Amber, what you’ve just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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SOMEONE MEATSPIN THIS SITE!
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“Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.”
So you’re saying that it was theirs to begin with before Great Britain went in and took it off their hands? Way to make the Chinese seem in the wrong…
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Dude. People. Its not satyr. Satyr is funny. This is not funny. Its complete bull.
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Ni Hao Bitch
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Amber, I am shocked that you would put down such a fine country. Why do you have to be so intolerant towards other people? They’re human, just like us.
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I reeeeeeeally hope this is satire. Cos if you’re actually this ignorant I’m pretty scared and it shows what religion does to people.
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This can`t be real… Certainly the author is on drugs, some very heavy drugs.
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I am also extremely terrified of Chinese people. Everytime I go near Chinese people, I can feel their staring eyes in the back of my head. Once one of them even greeted me, but I ran away before they could subdue my mind with their voodoo.
Two nukesful of justice, freedom, liberty, and Christianity wasn’t enough. We need to drop more to ensure a better world.
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Amber, quit with the racist nonsense and goplay with yourself…guaranteed it will make you feel better and the rest of us as well, because you’ll be too busy giving yourself the old rubber fuck and you won’t be here spouting nonsense and we wont read it and thereby you’ll make us all feel better…
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No wonder people hate you, you’re a feeble-minded mangled bowl of piss who plays with the imperialist pedophile and the indecisive snob.
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Yeah, I always thought China got invaded and screwed by Japan in WWII. And I thought greedy Wall Street banker leveraging sub prime loans caused the global economic crisis. Thank you for pointing out the shortcomings in my knowledge.
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This is by far one of the dumbest things I have ever heard in my life. First of all why are you being racist on a christian website. Second, even if you are going to diss someone get your facts right, pagan rituals, whatever. Bombs of freedom to stop China in WWII? Where are you getting this from? Oh well, I guess there will always be mentally ill people out there like you.
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you are nuts
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Amber
You ignorant pig hahaha
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Amber,
Though you may not be serious, this is clearly not a satire. A satire is written to inspire change and provides a hint of an ideal for the readers to move towards. A Modest Proposal was a satire. This is just a poorly written mockery and you should be ashamed for posting this on the internet.
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and then you and your bloody fucking american dream shall die.
your nation is under a severe crisis and your nigger president will not help you.
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I’m surprised someone was able to figure it out. my master plan to take over the world is so amazing and awesomely powerful that not even your revealing of my plan shall stop us sick, atheist, pagan, Hitler supporting even though he allied with nations that attacked China in WWII, Pearl Harbor bombing even though that was the aforementioned nation, “reconquering”, rabbit-like proliferating people! we SHALL conquer america. good job revealing this master plan.
all hail my pagan gods!
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nicely put!
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Great Britain invaded China and it was an agreement that they made to give Hong Kong back to China in a hundred years time… China didn’t steal it back for fuck sake… this article is ridiculous..seriously…LMAO..
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Your a fucking dumb ass…get a life.
If anyone is going to rule the world it is going to be me. CASE CLOSED.
I am training a huge army as we speak. I am located in a secret location in the Mexico.
BEWARE!
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aMbEaSt dEaRiE,
i lOv3 yoU t0o yOu’rE sO sMarT
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Hey, Amber, good one. These comments have me falling out of my chair. Damnit, I’m not supposed to think like that. I think you’re harming the very essence of spirituality. But I can’t deny your total lack of valid history, and I can’t stop laughing. Were you home schooled?
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Because you know we LOVE sacrificing little girls!
Who says that we don’t have morals?
We kill the girls early to end the pain!
In case you were wondering this was SARCASM!
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This is a satire, you guys aew idiots.
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are*
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This entire site HAS to be a parody, seriously, I just can’t believe there are people THIS fucked up, but then again.. They’re amerikkkans…
And there are people who grouprape babies, so… :\
“I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People but I’m not racist.”
Next title:
“I Am Extremely Attracted To My Best Friend’s Sister, but I’m not gay.”
yeah… crazy racist bigot bitch.
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Racist, homophobic, paranoid, and historically/factually confused …
Not a good way to go through life …
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If this is meant to be satire, then EPIC FAIL.
Satire is supposed to be funny. This isn’t. So I suggest you work on your sense of humor, then maybe you can come back and post up another article THAT DOESN’T INSULT 20% OF THE WORLD’S POPULATION. Seriously? Do us all a favor and at least do your research before you attempt satire. Or if you actually did, then make it seem like you did. No need to make other people pissed off at your apparent stupidness.
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Successful Troll is successful
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what iswrogn with you.? not all chiesne are communist. some people in hcian probaly disliek their currnet govenrmet. there are christian chiense peop.e I kno am friends with some of them.
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Wow… am I supposed to believe that there are ADULTS typing such foul language, even if this article is nothing but lies and has no validity whatsoever? Besides the mere **** this article contains, you folks are poisoning the minds of aspiring and innocent children T.T
I am Chinese and I feel ….. insulted yet piqued at the same time. It’s amazing what people do when you give them too much sugar
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Is this bitch Amber trying to claim that the Chinese were allied with Hitler during World War II? Hey bitch, learn some history! It was the Japanese who attacked Pearl Harbor in order to gain a foothold in the Pacific, not the Chinese! In fact, the Chinese were in a war AGAINST Japan at the beginning of World War II!
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Wow. Some of my best friends are Asian and Christian as well. They believe in Jesus and God and believe in everything that the Bible says. God commands us to love our neighbors as ourselves. Are they not our neighbors? Jesus would never discriminate against someone based on their race. This really sickens me as a Christian that hate like this is published on a website that calls itself Christian. You have no right to use that name at all.
WWJD? not this!
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ur are racist…. chinese did not join hitler they r japanese… you cant even tell difference between chinese and japanese… and did china ever invade another country before? or is this just another paranoid anti communist feeling? ur such an weak soul who get brain washed by ur media… go fuck urself kunt
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“America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom”
yes god approved America to nuke japan hahaha ur too funny
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China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!
My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.
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It’s written by a chick called Amber, it says beneath the article.
And yes, it is sad and racist.
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist” would indicate, that if not a racist, you’re a xenophobic (someone afraid of foreigners).
As for claiming she isn’t a racist … well, let’s look at it this way.
Racism is discrimination against a race, ethnic group or nationality.
“From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well.”
If that isn’t a fine example of racism, I don’t know what is.
Tell me Amber, how do you feel about blacks and Jews?
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FUCK THOSE GODDAMN CHINKS
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you do realize it was the JAPANESE that were with the nazis in WW2. the CHINESE were treated like the German nazis treated jewish people
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Um… First of all, Karate is Japanese. I would know, I take it.
Second of all, pistols do NOT have unlimited ammo, and drunk people wear themselves out very quickly.
Finally… This is satire, and it’s kinda funny.
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Oh no! You figured me out!
Dammit! I was going to rule the world with my army of hethan Chinese clones!
Oh well, can’t win ‘em all, as I always say. Haha, just look at me and Jehovah. That guy, ho-ho-boy, he got mad at me. Yessir!
Ah well, I still have the Nazis hiding in the center of the Earth…
(http://paranormal.about.com/od/hollowearth/a/aa022206.htm)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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SO is your penis/vagina
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fag bitch
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There is a line between satire and being racist. I am unable to see the satire in it as your comments seem to imply that your personal opinion on the matter is very closely matching the “satire” of the article.
You and some other people on this site seem to wholeheartedly believe that all the people living in China are oppressed despite many Hong Kongers telling you otherwise. Perhaps it’s because your heads are shoved so far into your twisted devote Christian ways.
You sit here criticizing China for being atheist yet the U.S. is not Christian. “Pinnacle example of a progressive nation?” I suppose so. I mean, if it wasn’t, surely the United States wouldn’t be so hypocritical with their minimal wage vs. cheap labor and child labor in other countries. In fact, Americans are way too good to be doing crap like building buildings. Why don’t we just make others make the buildings in parts and send them here like we did with the Statue of Liberty.
How about if we replaced every time you typed anything to do with Asia and replaced it with things to do with Christianity. I mean, it would still be satire. The number of inaccuracies would be unchanged. And an added plus, maybe all these angry people will finally be satisfied. But who cares about their satisfaction? In the end they’re all commies and God doesn’t love commies. Forget that the bible preaches that God is all-forgiving and loves everyone. We all know that’s not true. Everyone who isn’t Christian is going to Hell. And if you’re really hardcore, the gays, too.
But I thought the bible also preached that killing is wrong? But I suppose Muslims and Jews don’t count as people. After all, nobody cares about them. We should all support the violent ways of Christianity and kill people of other religions who fail to see the light because they are wasting our air. Even if they are Atheist or Buddhist and don’t start wars with other religions. The fact that they are not willing to kill for the sake of what they believe makes them sinners. What a violent god you have.
After that rant, I just realized. You’re a woman, and I’m pretty sure in one of the older editions of the bible it said that women belonged in the kitchen, tending to housework, and their sole purpose in life was to give birth to sons for their husbands. You seem to be out of place. But wait. I forgot that the bible gets updated. I’m sure that the people who wrote the updated versions had direct contact with God. However, that still doesn’t make sense. If God was perfect, there shouldn’t have to be newer versions of the bible. There would never have been slavery or women’s oppression. Why didn’t God just kill everybody and just start off with another batch of select few of whom he liked. Perhaps your god isn’t so perfect. Perhaps your god is just a dead white man. Otherwise, why isn’t there one unified Christian church.
Jesus was born in Jerusalem, which is in the Middle East, which is apart of Asia, yet he his depicted as White because what? White people have a superiority complex?
A pity that the Nazis didn’t massacre the Christians instead of the Jews. It would have done so much for the world.
“Because it isn’t satire, young lady. Everything written here is the Lord’s Word and goodness put into action through us, His humble servants. It’d be wise for you to repent and accept the Lord and Jesus into your heart, so you may be cleansed of the demons of your soul and see the truth we are trying to spread.”
Oh wait. I thought it was satire. My mistake. So Sorry.
Just about everything in this post is sarcasm just in case anyone still wasn’t able to tell.
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Dude!!
This is hilarious!! Really funny post, whoever duped Christ wire into posting this is a genius!
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THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! I actually got snacks to read this crap.
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Sad. Just plain sad.
I am part Chinese and you are saying that I am all this utter rubbish you are rambling about.
The Chinese invented so many things and all this other stuff and your gratitude is, “I am terrified of them”?
I am going to now walk away with my head shaking slowly and sadly.
God did not want this. And I am sure he is up there shaking his head with me.
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