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Dear Amber,
I first want to say I’m a really big fan of your work on ChristWire and really enjoy your insight into our world’s pressing issues. The question I have for you today is really embarrassing, but I hope that by asking it here I can help other parents out there too.
Some time ago my daughter forgot to take her laundry from the dryer before taking off for volleyball practice, so I folded them up and went to put them up for her in room.
When I reached in her undergarment drawer and I will be frank, my heart dropped as I found one of those electronic phallic objects in it. They are used to ‘M’ and I didn’t know how to handle the situation. I thought to ask my husband, but didn’t want him to have to go through the embarrassment and anguish of such things. I instead asked several of my close girlfriends, some of who are not Christians, and some of them said this was a normal part of a healthy teen’s lifestyle.
The night I decided to talk to my daughter about all this, I heard well…I heard reason to not go in the room. I believe she was using the device then. Is this really alright behavior for a good girl or do I need to confront her? Please help!
- Concerned in San Diego
Dear Concerned in San Diego,
You need to immediately take that sinful device from your daughter. Masturbation is another form of pornography that will infest your daughter’s mind and serve as a gateway to far worse sexual activities.
Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.
Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body, and it will not be long until she begins to envision other people partaking in the deviant behavior with her.
This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion, or even female. As a teenager, your daughter’s mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active. It will lead to great sorrow in her life if you don’t put a stop to it right now.
So first, have a talk with your daughter and pray with her. Pray all that sinful desire of masturbation right out of her heart. Throw the device away, and then enroll her in some abstinence counseling sessions. These will teach your daughter the value and need of respecting her body until marriage. Masturbation is very unnatural and by taking proactive steps to get this bizarre behavior out of your teen’s life, you’ll ensure she has a better future.
-Amber
Hi Amber!
Help! I’m currently trying to impress a young lady that I’d like to ask to my spring formal. She’s truly special and I thought that maybe asking her on a few dates ahead of time, then showering her with gifts would warm her heart to me so when I ask her, she’ll well know my intentions and heart. Any suggestions on what to do in particular would be great. Thanks!
M.B., Maryland
Hi MB!,
Young love is truly exciting and what you’ve planned to do sounds truly wonderful. I suggest many, many chocolates and don’t just ask her on dinner dates. Mix it up! Ask her out to breakfast or lunch. Learn her interests and then set up a date or two that revolves around those too. Do things as friends and let your relationship progress from there.
-Amber
Dear Amber,
My family are very devout Christians (I don’t even know if there was a generation of ust that wasn’t) and my father is also a pastor. I recently met a charming boy who I love dearly and in my heart I feel we can really go great places together, he’s wonderful.
The problem is that he is Muslim and my family do have a problem with trust, call them very patriotic. How do I explain to my family that they have to get to know the person and not judge on outside prejudice?
- Wisconsin girl in love
Dear Wisconsin Love,
Your parents love you with all their heart and are looking out for your best interest. Many people do not realize this, but the threat of Homegrown Terrorism is very, very high and every neighborhood may have an American jihadist traitor lurking about.
Jihad USA: Confronting the threat of homegrown terror is an excellent piece that will open your eyes against this very serious threat to America and potentially to your life.
Imagine the sorrow in your parents hearts if this young man is one of the hundreds of millions of Muslims who could potentially be working with homegrown terrorists, and he did something to harm you. Would that not be a cruel fate to place on your parents?
That is their concern, Wisconsin Girl. When you’re young it’s really easy to want to combat your parents and not take their word to heart. But know they are always looking out for your best interests and something in their guts is telling them, “no, no, no”.
So talk to them more about their views on terrorists in America and ask the young man about it too. If he becomes upset with you asking and gets offended, run! He may be guilty. Your parents love you and someone else does too, Wisconsin Girl. 
- Amber
Dear Ms. Cooper,
My son loves video games! I know that there are many bad games out there that cause violence in our youth, but my boy really loves playing games (arcades, handheld, computer) and is a tech wiz. My wife and I would like to get him a really nice new gaming set and television for his upcoming bday (his grades are really awesome too) and feel he would appreciate it. What games can we get to go with his gift?
Jim R., S.D.
Dear Jim R.,
It is great to hear about your son’s grades and to also know that you and your wife are reinforcing his interests and achievements with responsible parental glee. Today too many parents buy entertainment systems for their children without properly taking review into what their kid’s are getting for their personal computers and video gaming machines.
I should also mention that many video games do indeed inspire the desire for violence, terrorism and hedonistic acts in teenager. Therefore you should surely limit your son’s gaming time, even when playing a good Christian reviewed game, to no more than three or four hours per week.
Also remember this. For every hour your play, two hours you pray!
Your teen will love the extra prayer time and video games can be great fun for the entire family as well. My family recently bought the Wii and we are enjoying the Wii sports options on it.
There are also two great sites you should look at!
Christian Centered Gamer
Plain Games
Guide 2 Games (Though some of their reviews are a bit too secular and do not use enough scrutiny)
These sites are invaluable when looking for new (or old) gaming options for your teens.
If you would like to ask Amber a question or for a word of life-enriching advice, simply email AskAmber@christwire.org.
9:02 am
Pillow pants the pussy troll FTW
If this daughter of yours is old enough you should record her masturbating and upload it here for us to decide if it’s good or bad
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7:52 am
Good idea!
If this mother thinks she’s having trouble now imagine what will happen when pillow pantsis peed outof her body on her 21st birthday!
Masturbation is totally normal. Go on redtube.com , you’ll see! You might also see your daughter
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This makes me absolutely sick to my stomach… sexual desire is an absolutely normal part of humanity, yet you seek to do psychological harm to a child by robbing her of that. You religious fundamentalists truly make me sick. I’ve been tolerant of religion for a good part of my life, but after reading this and articles like it, I’m convinced that you people and your fairy tales need to go.
Be realistic. Everything you believe comes from a book that is 2000 years old. There are books both older and younger than it which are more popular. The only reason you believe it is because at some point in your life someone took you in, and it was most likely your parents. If you had been born in another part of the world, you would most likely not be Christian.
If you believe in basic logic, you can easily derive a contradiction from your religion. Your god is good and created everything. Yet, evil exists, which means he created it, which means he is not good.
Men wrote the Christian Bible. These men lied about talking to god. Everything you believe came from these men, and they continue to deceive you even today. Face it, everything about your bible: the translations, the printing, and the original authorship, are all works of men.
By living in the world today, you rely on science, plain and simple. Scientists are men who observe the natural world in a meticulous fashion, they are not evil. Science has brought the world nothing but good: modern medicine, mass farming, communication systems, basic electronic devices. There are mountains of evidence in favor of science. You cannot pick and choose the parts of science that you like.
Centuries ago, scientists postulated that the Earth was not the center of the universe, which was a major threat to religion. As a result, religion adapted by passing off the story of how the world was created as just a story not to be taken literally. We are seeing the exact same thing today with evolution. Don’t let religion adapt again and persist. Pick up a math or science book, anything to sharpen your mind. Realize how foolish it is to base your life around such a simplistic book written by men, when the universe is so vast and complex. There may be a God out there, there may not be. Christianity is a lie, created by men who lied about talking to God. It is dangerous to society, and it makes fools out of us. Please, I beg of you, wake up.
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I know most everything on this website is stupid, and very racist. I still don’t agree with you condeming several billion Christians around the world for being just like Amber. Yes their are people who think and say stupid things like Amber does, but they are not the majority. You don’t need to condemn all Christianity. So you don’t beleive fine. You keep your beliefs and we’ll keep ares. The very foundation of American today is suppose to be tolerance. Maybe you could try praciticing that.
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I have ONLY met Christians who are stupid, hypocritical, liars, brainwashed-idiots, unthinking, non-logical and, when you get down to it, just plain nasty.
I have NEVER, EVER, EVER met a Christian who followed the Bible who was nice, who didn’t invade other people’s privacy, who didn’t love to be Holier-Than-Thou (whilst all the time sinning like Hell) etc. etc. etc.
And WHEN I SAY ‘CHRISTIAN’ I mean the ones who actually FOLLOW the Bible and quote it and regularly go to Chrust at LEAST once a week and who FOLLOW EVERYTHING the idiotic Religion says you have to do – INCLUDING ALL of the contradictory bits.
There are people who CALL themselves ‘Christians’ who don’t bother to do all of that stuff – and they are NOT REALLY CHRISTIANS!! They can’t be – they’re not FOLLOWING their Religion.
The liars who call themselves Christians when they don’t do any of those things can sometimes, or even often, be nice people…. but the ones who DON’T do all of that stuff and who really ARE Christians – well they are (to use an over-used word) basically evil and manipulative, selfish, over-bearing, morally broken and warped.
I use the word ‘follow’ because real Christians can’t and/or won’t think for themselves. The ones who do really DO have a choice – they can be good or bad as far as generalised morals go.
Lady – you are rude and very, very wrong. Prove to me there is a REAL Christian who is nice and I will give you anything you want. I will pay you whatever you like if you can prove there is a real Christian who is a nice and holds to good morals. I know you can’t prove this to me.
Show me a REAL Christian and I will show you an unthinking, incapable, illogical, brain-washed, downright simple and plain idiot.
I have said to many people prove this to me for years – noone has ever been able to show me a ‘good’ and REAL/GENUINE Christian.
If you don’t do all those things the Bible says you have to do then you’re not a real Christian.
If you do do all of those things you are a terrible, terrible person.
I don’t pity you – I pity the people who, for no fault of their own, have to have you in their lives.
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WellWTF1 and Binky, I am an intelligent, thinking, and educated Christian. I understand your frustration with the many people who call themselves Christians. Please know that this site does not represent the faith nor the Bible well if at all. Over and over I see made up stats, false claims, and moral superiority on here. The contributors to this site apparently have no clue as to the issues surrounding prostitution, only they hate prostitutes. I am concerned for the well-being of people who no one cares about and that is what being a Christian is about. I am reclaiming the title from those who hate, those who do not think, and those who only care to force other people to feel guilty all the time. Hopefully you will meet a Christian like me who actually cares about people without any conditions.
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I think the same can be said about all religious extremist. I say that people should live their life as they see fit ans if they see fit to be arrogants, idiotic, bible-following dung-heads, then we can do nothing to change them. I’d rather show a way of living to my kids than to throw them in a goddamn (ironic isn’t it?) religion.
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ITS SATIRE
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This MUST be one of those “Onion News” kind of web sites … there is not way the answers given here are real … FOR SURE, this is NOT a CHRISTIAN website … maybe Catholic, but NOT Christian … but my thoughts are that it is a parody website, making fun of the media stereotype Christian.
Just look at some of the other “topics” on this site …
Is My Husband GAY?
I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People
Why Do Hippies Still Exist in America?
How To Spot A Masturbator
Fake. Gotta be. How to spot a masturbator … LOL! IT is funny!
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It’s d NATURE of God’s love that it’s GIVEN with d FREEDOM 4 us to ACCEPT IT, REJECT IT or MISUSE IT.But there are no CONDITIONS in which God’s love is not GVEN,it is Unconditional. Such Awesomeness.:), He still loves you no matter what. For the record am an Aerospace Engineer,who had a Dad that did not believe in Religion. lol We know men physically wrote the words with their hands, but what you can’t get is the spirit of God which inspires all,am sorry to say that you can’t understand this if your heart is shut.I can go on forever but You need to read the bible, and i don’t mean like a novel, a journal or a story book, but read it with an open heart, RELAX. And relax life is too beautiful to be stressing.
. Check out my tweet please (PrinceSegs). And don’t forget you have free will. And if you want to chat more let me know, lets talk, lets view each others point respectively. Peace.
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FIRST of all, God did not create evil. Satan is the basis of all evil yet when God made him he was a perfect angel in charge of music. ONLY after becoming jealous and vain did he become evil. Now you blame a just God whom the Bible says no bad can come from God.
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So Satan deviated and became evil? God should probably not have let that happen. if he allowed it to occur, then he is an awful god. and if he could not stop it from happening, then you have just argued against the omnipotence of your own deity.
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MASTURBATION IS SIN. GOD MADE ADAM & HIS WIFE EVE. THE MAN USES HIS HAND TO SIMULATE WHAT HIS WIFE’S VAGINA WOULD DO. THE WOMAN USES HER FINGER/S OR A “DILDO” TO SIMULATE WHAT HER HUSBAND’S PENIS WOULD DO. HOMOSEXUALS MEN DO MASTURBATE OTHER MEN & HOMOSEXUALS WOMEN DO MASTURBATE OTHER WOMEN. THE WORD UNCLEANESS REFERS TO ANY POLLUTION WETHER ACTED OUT ON ONE SELF OR ON ANOTHER.MASTURBATION IS NOT NATURAL SINCE GOD MADE PROVISION IN THE UNION OF MARRIAGE. THE PERSON’S HEART NEED TO BE SUBJECTED TO THE WORD OF GOD & GOD WILL PURIFY YOUR & MIND.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO6PVQ7hefU. JESUS SAVES ROMANS 10:9-13;PSALM 32:5.
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is your caps lock stuck or something?
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Dude, you should probably read your Bible a little better. The story of Onan, which was really the story of Judah and Tamar, is the only place where we God being displeased with masturbation (Genesis 38). Now why would God be displeased with Onan’s masturbation? Read the story, in ancient times if a married man died and he had brothers, it was his brothers’ responsibility to give him an heir. This was called Leverite Marriage. If a woman was not a virgin in her father’s house or the mother of sons she had no other acceptable position in society (other than shame) but to be a prostitute. So when Judah sent Tamar away, he was divorcing her from his clan and sending her back to her father in shame. Tamar’s shame was a direct result of Onan’s masturbation. If Onan had given Tamar a son, she would have been accepted as a respected matron of the clan, rather than viewed as a burden. Fortunately, the story ends with redemption and Tamar becomes the mother of twins. The Bible is clear that God is displeased when we hurt others, not when we masturbate… though, as the story indicates, sometimes we can hurt others when we masturbate.
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Very well said!
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EXCUSE YOUR LANGUAGE YOU FAKE CHRISTIANS, BUT IF YOU TOUCH YOURSELF, IT SHOULD BE IN PRIVATE, NOT FOR MOMS TO KNOW SERIOUSLY. jEEZ MOMS CAN BE SERIOUS PREDATERS.
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12:31 pm
I read the first reply containing “Dear Concerned in San Diego,
You need to immediately take that sinful device from your daughter.”:
Yeah, you do that… take away the phallic-shaped OBJECT and make her start looking for a REAL one.
Because that’s what happens.
She would already want the gratification, and if she doesn’t have her “device” anymore, guess where she’ll start looking then!
Sure, you don’t NEED a “device”, but maybe using her hands only wouldn’t be enough anymore then.
And it’s not natural?!?
If that’s so, God shouldn’t have made it possible to masturbate and especially not built the human body this way.
It’s perfectly natural, you use your body and it’s how your body reacts, isn’t it???
The question is, if it’s OK to do.
But saying things like it’s unnatural and such is just ridiculous.
That doesn’t sound Christian, it sounds Catholic…
And I’m not a Christian! I’m technically Catholic but I’m not even a believer.
Also, my girlfriend is a true Christian, although not an American one, she’s OK with it even though she doesn’t even do it.
Also, “bizarre behavior”…???
It’s HUMAN, so what kind of DEMON are you Amber???
YOUR behavior is what pisses me off in religion.
You think you know everything just because you’re a believer and want to be a good girl and be with God right away.
I think you need to get control over yourSELF and not tell nonsense to people!
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re:
“Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.”
[CITATION NEEDED]
could I have the name of the studies or the researchers in question?? or at least the school/organization responsible for those studies? I would greatly enjoy reading it.
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Hmn. Okay. Yeah. I must be a part of that small 10%. I’m 18 years old and have a one year old son and I’ve never once masturbated. >.>
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Perhaps if you HAD mastyurbated you wouldn’t have a 1 year old child at age 18? Just sayin’.
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I too would like to see this study. I believe, however, that to ask for anything concrete and real from this ignorant, ugly, un-American, un-Christian hate-mongering whack-job would be a useless endeavour.
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“…did so because of masturbation loosened their morals…”
Guess what, genius! If a claim have bad grammar/mechanics, there’s a 95% chance that it isn’t credible. Re-read it again. There’s no logic behind it. God, use your head, man.
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Hi MB!,
Young love is truly exciting and what you’ve planned to do sounds truly wonderful. I suggest many, many chocolates and don’t just ask her on dinner dates
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Great advice, if you like spotty fat chicks…….. lol fatten her up….. lol
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You know, I found most of the answers to these questions alright. The only one that I was truly offended by was the one about the young Muslim. Let us first realize that Islam is a religion extremely similar to Christianity. Both are Abrahamic faiths and although Islam can be very radical or extreme, Christianity can be interpreted that way too. What the author has a problem against is not Islam, but the apparent culture of violence she sees in Islamic states in the Middle East. Now while this may be a valid observation, Muslims are not inherently violent, especially if they are not around that enviornment of violence seen in the Middle East. I have a couple Islamic friends and they are so genuinley nice. They have no inclination to be violent because they are surrounded by American culture and American laws, not Shari’ah law or an Islamic culture. The author’s fears are extremely irrational and I think that girl from Wisconsin should decide to be with that boy if he is kind and respectful, not if his religion has been propogated for violence on the other side of the world.
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I agree with Bill, this writer is obviously a very close-minded American, and assumes that being Muslim means you have a higher chance of being a terrorist. This is really, REALLY sad.
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Hello,
This has been stated, but, this site seems to have authors that say things have studies to back them up, but never cite the study. You really need to do this. While your average citizen may think, oh well if the internet said it, it must be true. However, I am learned and know that citation is critical.
The woman who wrote in about masturbation, its not called “M”, its called masturbation, it is a verb, it is an action, it is fully okay to say in the context of describing someone’s actions, there is not a more tasteful way to say it. Like dick, or penis, one is acceptable (Actually the scientific terminology), one is vulgar.
ALL MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORISTS, this is a PSA to the people of Dumbfuckistan, the Koran is very, very, very, very, very, similar to the Bible, the stories are different, but the messages and morals are the same. Also, how many Crusades were launched by Muslims?
Also, video games. Some are very violent. However, they are fantasy. Your son has the ability to become just as intelligent (By the way you describe him, he might already be smarter than you) as his parents. If you can differentiate between fantasy and reality, so can he. If you are really worried, then sit him down and explain to him that games such as GTA4, Halo, Gears of War, etc. are fantasy, and that running about killing people isn’t the best thing to do.
Also, how can you pray for two hours for every hour of play? Do Chrisitans do anything but pray? God has other shit to do than listen to you blather on for hours on end. Actually, what might drive him to madness is having to sit around praying to a God which never truly responds for hours on end.
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i wish that wwe can talk about what you posted. i have relations to people in Isral and am planning to vist Jerusalam next year. in light of what this person has openly segested…it is needless to say that i am shocked and distraught. i honestly felt sick when she catagorized my ansistors as just blood drunk mass killers. i feel that this stuff must be reported.
ps, i live in Western Australia, and before you might consider me biased, half of my family are chatholics
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for the crusades part Muslims did One crusades actually ( well not really crusades ) but its was even against the christian catholic on Jerusalem their leader was Saladin Other than that I don’t know how Many crusades they did
but actually it’s was not a “crusade” it’s was more a Liberation of Jerusalem
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LMAO!!!! “Dumbfuckistan” I CRACKED UP READING THAT!!!!
Amber, you do know that actually 62% or something like that, of young girls who are prostitutes are actually FORCED INTO THAT TRADE.
“Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication. ”
Because you stalked these women and recorded these stats right??? Yeah, I’m pretty sure you just made those up off the top of your deluded Christian head.
You are so very wrong. Masturbation is a natural urge that is completely healthy and by no means has ANY connection to prostitution. It doesn’t even make sense!!
Most teen pregnancies are caused by personal reasons…such as abuse or not feeling loved, urges, being forced into it by their boyfriends, curiousness of sex, to be rebellious,peer pressure, and things like that.
Masturbation helps to FIGHT sexual urges!!! Don’t tell me you would rather have that woman’s daughter going off and banging some guy than just taking her little vibrator and pleasuring herself B Y H E R S E L F. There is a huge chance that she could get pregnant by having intercourse, whereas there is a 0% chance that she could become pregnant by masturbating, and THAT is no made-up statistic.
It’s none of her mom’s business if that girl masturbates. I bet she did it too when she was her age. Hell, I’m 16 and I masturbate for HOURS after I get home from school, and is it any of my parents business? No. They should be glad I’m not actually having intercourse.
MASTURBATION ROCKS!!!!!! F*** OFF CHRISTIANS!!!!!
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“whereas there is a 0% chance that she could become pregnant by masturbating” well actually 99.9999 percent when considering the virgin mary
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you do realize you’re spouting off hate rather than the love of Christ right?
HYP-O-CRITE
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Though in retrospect and having read the article, I can honestly say, what in the fuck, is the point of waiting until marriage? You don’t get married to someone you don’t love, hopefully. In a genuine marriage, you get married BECAUSE you’re in love. So if you’re truly in love, why wait until marriage? It makes no logical sense, and it’s just an obsolete way of keeping the peasants in control. Get up off your bended knee and please, for fuck’s sake, get some common sense. Virtually all of the answers were horrible and are examples of how not to live.
And if your goal is that, then my hat is blown off by you, master of showing us all how not be if we don’t want to be close-minded jackasses
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I have just read this page and have to say that I am extremely concerned that people would ask this Amber person for advise. I am a Christian, and a Registered Psychiatric Nurse, and I am appalled at the fanatical bull this lady is spewing.
First off, if you are a Christian Amber, where are the quotes from the Bible that support your responses? Secondly,you site statistics, but they obviously aren’t credible, otherwise you wouldn’t be afraid to post the references for your statistics (never post a statistic unless you can back it up). Thirdly, Christianity is about love, not hate, but you’re reply to Wisconsin girl in love, was racist.
Quite frankly, I find almost everything on this website fanatical and scary. I apologize to any one that this person and this site offends, because both Amber and this site are poor examples of what Christianity is supposed to be.
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‘Concerned’, I have a teenage girl who is off in college and I’ll be frank. I worry about her safety day in and day out. Since she’s been off to school, despite it being a private institution, I’ve noticed a distinct change in her clothing and habits. A tshirt company even convinced her to do some modeling for them.
Despite all this, I think one of my biggest concerns still has to do with outside influences on the American race and culture. Homegrown terrorism is very real. I was not aware of its presence until a very heart-shocking report on it last year. The article linked by Amber up above only confirmed the worst of my fears.
There are young people here in America who are attempting to undermine our culture and values. If a young person’s parents feel that their daughter may be in danger from such an influence, what right does anyone have to question the parental authority. I agree with Amber’s advice here and have a problem with anyone who would just let their children fly off and date whoever the want, without proper review and scrutiny.
Nowhere did she till the young lady from Wisconsin that the boy was 100% a terrorist. She told the girl to be honest and talk with her parents again, to find out why they feel she’s in danger. Amber also instructs our friend here to ask the boy if he’s a terrorist.
I’d like to add to the young lady in Wisconsin, if she’s reading, that if you do ask this boy DO NOT do it alone. Have friends with you or ask over the phone. Such a question could result in conflict, especially if he’s guilty.
Wisdom is needed when dating these days. That’s how you stay safe.
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A terrorist?
Yes, we’re in your country taking it over with our evil Metal Music, Drifting cars sideways, and our wicked wicked ideas of being free. I oppose ‘Christian’ legislation, Of course I also oppose gun control, income taxes, licensing, and just about everything government does.
Or maybe that’s just me. Just remember kids, a terrorist is anyone who doesn’t agree with the US government.
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This site is pretty funny. Nicely done. You’ve got some dipstick fundies buying it, keep it up.
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ya’ll niggaz is posting in a troll thread
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YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBiC PIECES OF SHIT
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE ATHEISTS OF /B/
HOW DARE YOU DAMAGE A GIRL’S SEXUALITY BY NOT ALLOWING HER TO MASTURBATE?!!
IT IS A COMPLETELY NORMAL PART OF HUMAN GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT
THESE RACIST, SEXIST, ORIENTATIONIST REPUBLICAN FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS NEED TO GO DIE, THEN MAYBE YOU WILL REALIZE THAT THERE IS NO GOD
THERE
IS
NO
GOD
GOD IS A LIE
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GODDAMN COFFEE
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First of all, I can’t say I’m really surprised to find an ebaums brother trolling the shit out of this horrible place.
Secondly, rules 1$2 asshole.
Sure is summer in here.
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11:21 am
You see I met Amber when she was just a young prostitute on the come up, sucking dicks for twenty-five cents behind the Dairy Queen, letting truckers finger her for a candy bar, and doing all anal latino cum-swapping gang bangs with the “Vatos” from Los Locos de Pinche Rio. Amazingly enough Amber had never really considered getting a real pimp before, a man who could show her the true nature of the streets, put some real scratch in her hand, and, provide her with a proper daddy. So I took it upon myself to add young Amber to my herom, and I will admit this was all very odd for me, since most of my herom consisted of young nubile males at this time. Amber was a real go getter, and not to mention one hell of an earner for me! It’s almost like she couldn’t get enough cock. She put that money in my hand in a way that really spoke to me, “Even though I’m not one of your chosen 22 male slaves, Daddy, one day I will suck enough cock that Jesus will love me as much as he loves you!” What a smart bitch!! She has since dedicated the rest of her life to blowing enough phallus to make that big cum-dumpster in the sky, jesus, love her. I know as her pimp and spiritual guide, that I should explain that jesus isn’t real, and just a silly parable for governments to control stupid stupid fucking people, but, she makes so much money that she was able to fund my gay wedding last November in Boston. So, I can think of one little strumpet, that better keep that bitch ass on the track, and but some mo’paper in daddy’s wallet, or else, back to the Dairy Queen with you you fucking whore!!!
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11:24 am
In the 37 Unholy Names of Yigg, Snake Daddy,
I declare this site to be funny…
unless it is serious…in which case
I will the small brains of those running
it to collapse, shatter, and break
to the four corners of the
very flat earth
in which they believe.
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11:26 am
Yigg is Great! Yigg is Great!
This site, however, is not.
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11:48 am
This is seriously messed up…. Telling someone to suppress their feelings about their own body will only lead to them making mistakes down the road. And terrorism is not lurking around the corner in every neighborhood in the U.S. Your neighbors are NOT terrorists. Quit writing this religious propaganda and get a real job.
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11:50 am
“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
- Mahatma Gandhi
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11:57 am
Dear Amber,
Why did God allow you to be born retarded?
Love,
Me.
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12:12 pm
maybe having priests masturbate would save young children from being molested?
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12:39 pm
STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I’M COMMENTING!
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“Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication. ”
Talk about being a straight up liar with statistics. Studies also show that 98% of prostitutes have had a drink of water in their life. Also, 96% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers have worn bras. Furthermore, 100% of women who become sexually involved with other women know the proper name of their genitalia. Need I go on?
Correlation does not imply causation. Feel free to read more about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation
The shameful thing is using these statistics as a lie to further your personal agenda. You should be ashamed.
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This is the worst advice I think that I have ever heard in my entire life. Based on this one response to a plea for help I can say that Amber is an immoral and uninformed bigot who is herself a victim of religious indoctrination. It is a sad state when people who have ties to the church are given moral authority when they have no more qualification to advise on family matters than anyone on the street.
Right off the bat she is asking the woman who is in need of answers to tell her daughter that she is sinful. What a way to start her down the road of guilt and sexual dysfunction before she ever begins. Masturbation is NOT a form of pornography and is NOT unnatural. In fact every animal on the planet engages in some form of it. There is absolutely NO evidence suporting her hypothesis that it infests our minds or that it is a gateway activity to ANYTHING but furhter masturbation, an increased comfort with her body, a more developed sense of her sexual desire and perhaps she might in fact be LESS inclined to have sex too early as a result of being more connected with herself sexually.
I would like to have her cite these studies that she quotes because no social science institution would ever put such ideas out for public and peer critique without fear of ridicule.
Teenage pregnancy is NOT the result of mastubation, and this is either a blatant lie to support her religious “morality” or it is a gross misunderstanding of a real statistic.
Humiliating her by confronting her, calling her deviant and sinful, invading her privacy by throwing away something that belongs to her and then arming her with lies and religious propoganda will do nothing but stunt this poor girls growth and I am shocked that people such as she can be called upon to give parental advice. I sincerely hope that she has no kids of her own, because such a person could never hope to provide the guidance that a parent is called upon to do.
The first advice that I can give this woman is to have a heart to heart about her daughters sexual activity if only to decrease the worrying that she is going through. She has to be allowed to do as she will, but she needs to be armed with the moral fortitude and the correct intellectual information to be able to make informed and mature decisions on a very mature subject. Other than that, you have to trust her and back her up in the decisions that she makes in her young and impressionable life!
Peace
PS-SHAME on you Amber!!!! SHAME!
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1:47 pm
Again I must start and finish with “SHAME” Amber, SHAME! You are most certainly not qualified on even the most basic of social issues. Saying that you can’t date a mulsim because he might be a terrorist is like saying that you can’t date a white male because more serial killers are white males. You choose Islam because it is an easy target and because you are a victim of racist fearmongering.
Parents should screen ALL boys coming into their daughters life, and that screening should be based on the individuals actions towards their daughter, NOT racial bias that will only serve to either tear apart their relationship with their own offspring, give her a reputation as a racist because you clearly are, or set her down the road to racism too. Judgements should be made from facts, and not fear, evidence, not knee jerk reactions, and love for your daughters best interest.
Her best interest is to be involved with a respectful, intelligent and loving boy, not to be presented with distrust, racism and bigotry.
Grow up and join the rest of the civilized world moving forward towards harmony. Stop dragging people backwards in time to the moral stone ages merely because you have the ability to abuse your religious authority and have them do so.
Peace
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2:56 pm
What is with you religious nutjobs? You have to control every aspect of someone’s life, lie about your motivations, manipulate simple minds, keep people in the dark about science, and generally promote a recidivist agenda. Leave the kid alone and go check on who your local priest is spending time with instead.
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3:53 pm
I just don’t like the lies about the stats about prostitutes. That is just horrible you have to lie to your readers amber.
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3:57 pm
I think other commenters covered this in a decidedly more violent way that I would, but I’ll just add a bit.
Kids tend to rebel more the more they are tied down. Some rules are definitely necessary, but if you try to tell someone that masturbating is a sin or that their crush might be a terrorist I can pretty much guarantee you that they will be lastingly hurt.
You can’t control them unless you physically restrain them, so you had better teach them well and show that you trust them to make good decisions.
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4:01 pm
http://www.lolcatbible.com/images/b/b8/Ceiling_cat.jpg
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5:05 pm
“Masturbation is another form of”…”sexual activities.”
“Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body”
“Masturbation is very”…”natural and”…”she has a better future.”
-Amber
There. I edited it. Its better now. Thank Amber!
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6:54 pm
I love that so many people fell for this. I had a good laugh myself.
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6:58 pm
Ha ha ha, Christwire.org what a pool of retards. Yeah, if your daughter masturbates she has an 87% chance of becoming a prostitute.. oh dear god. STUPID FUCK!
askamber@christwire.org needs a LOT of hardcore porn pics, are you with me? (Also looks like she does Mature Men porn in that picture.. love it!)
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8:00 pm
84% of sinful people are catholic
See I can make up statistics that mean absolutely nothing too!
And if the person who asked the question was for real, go ahead and take it away if you want your daughter to hate you and move away from your “Faith” even more.
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8:02 pm
If the daughter gets a Dildo in the shape of a cross, would that make it better?
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8:07 pm
This site is hilarious! I love it.
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8:44 pm
My word.
Your guise of morality is hilarious.
What you do is damaging. You’re the evil you seek to root out of society. You’re harming the good. Suppressing basic human sexuality leads to people like Ted Haggard… that is a great “Christian” story right there.
The fact that you think what you’re giving is “advice” is somewhat frightening. I’m so glad most civilized nations are moving far, far, far away from religion in all its forms.
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8:51 pm
I see many mean-spirited and insensitive comments here. Is that really necessary? For those of you who email for advice, please refrain from all the nasty cursing and linking bad images as well. It’s not very nice.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Fap as much and as often as you want ladies. (My personal advice)
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5:54 pm
Their hate is no worse than yours. You are a discredit to your religion AND your political party. You disgust me.
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Reading all this just made me want to masturbate
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9:02 pm
This has got to be a joke right? Like that lady on yahoo answers talking about finding gay porn in her sons room and deciding that his girlfriend brought it over?
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9:05 pm
Amber, we can just pray for all of them
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Could you do that in silence, you retard sweetiepie?
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9:10 pm
This site cannot be real. I’m looking at the bottom where it says “Powered by Values, Morality, Conservatism”…this has to be a joke right?
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9:49 pm
This is not a real Christian website, it is a PARODY of Christian sites. It is supposed to make you laugh, not get mad. The mean, hateful suggestions that Amber gives each article are meant to be making fun of Christians.
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12:08 am
“HOW MANY OF YOU RACIST, TERRIBLE, STEREOTYPICAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THERE? It’s rather depressing actually, how awful it is that people like you still exist.”
I agree 100%
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Just keep on spewing forth your hate, God will make you pay when the Day of Reckoning arrives.
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You sit and mention that why can’t a Muslim be a white male and call the replier a racist when you clearly talk negatively about Muslims in the way you replied to the answer. I’m just saying, the way you worded your reply means that regardless of the persons race if he is Muslim he is a terrorist and if he “gets offended” then he may be guilty.
“What I find shocking is how many people this day and age think being Muslim is a race.
Your example is horrible because I white man, just like any other race, can be a Muslim. Muslim is not a race.”
Clearly you think that anyone who is Muslim (regardless of race) must be a terrorist then. Amazing at how some people think.
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10:56 pm
If this is truly a parody site, I have so much respect for you.
But otherwise… I could maybe order one of those Jesus butt-plugs for you? Not sure.
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12:45 am
Amber,
I am pained by your ignorance and complete and total distrust in humankind. You are openly racist and are imposing your morals will often diverting from the askers original questions to create terrible falsely supported arguments.
If there is a God, I hope she (being a woman and black of course) smiles down on you.
much love,
Deeply_offended
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Ok, first off, let me say that I disagree with EVERYTHING this idiotic, racist, fearmongering individual is saying. I love gaming, fornication, masturbation, and I am an atheist. Also, I have many Muslim (also racially Middle Eastern, just to be clear) friends, who are, in all honesty, more patriotic than I am, a white non-believer. However, let me say further that I have a healthy respect for any religion or individual that does not try to push its/his/her views on others. For example: The headmaster and founder of my school is one of the wisest and most intelligent people I have ever met. He is also a Christian pastor. He is not, however, intolerant, racist, bigoted, or mean. He hired a Buddhist as our school chaplain. He was in the civil rights movement. He has personally hired 3 homosexual teachers in our school (2 of whom are some of the finest people I have ever known). Also, he regularly invites other religious leaders to our school to tell us about other religions. He has never once tried to tell any of us that if we don’t convert to Christianity, practice abstinence, and pray, we will go to hell. Oh, and he isn’t a creationist, he is an “enlightened” Christian. So, you see, there is nothing wrong with religion, if an individual wants to believe in a god to feel like there is something/someone watching over them, more power to them. But as soon as they try to force their god onto others, they are in the wrong. So for you people that say that ANY AND ALL religion=intolerance and hate, shame on you. I will argue for logic and sanity (naturalism) any day, but I am more than capable of admitting that the wisest person I have ever known believes in a Higher Power.
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2:11 am
This is either genius satire or you people have lost your minds.
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2:21 am
Masturbating is so bad! I stopped when I started having buttsex. Glad I don’t sin anymore.
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SWEET JESUS this is the worst advice column I’ve ever read. It would be comical if it wasn’t so frightening.
When I read columns like this, I am reminded that half of the population has an IQ below 100. I started attending university (studying Sciences) when I was 15 and effortlessly floated at the top of my classes. My IQ is above 160. Statistically, out of every 1 million people, there are about 15-20 who think at my level; Amber, you know that pity you feel when you encounter someone who is mentally retarded and perhaps confined to a wheelchair? That is how I feel about you.
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Amber,
if there is God, you’ll go directly to hell for ruining the lifes of naive people, based on information from 2,000 years old books and ideas from the 19th century.
I pity you.
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3:43 am
These comments make me giggle with gleeee!
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Ah and I would _really_ like to have the source to this awesome study, which claims, that 87% of prostitutes have become one because of masturbation.
Feel free to use the bible as a argument, but don’t lie to the people to make your point. Lying is also a very bad sin, Amber.
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4:38 am
Oh jeez. The Muslim one got to me. The masturbation one made me laugh. This has to be the worst advice column I have ever read. Seriously, you have issues. I can refer you to a psychiatrist if you want, I have a friend who may be able to help you (without using the Bible, or other fictitious historical texts).
Next we’ll be using other fairy tales to live our life by. I’m thinking the Flying Spaghetti Monster could be an option, but I reckon you’d get sick of eating pasta eventually.
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6:25 am
Amber,
People like you are quite dangerous, even more dangerous then AIDS and herpes combined.
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7:03 am
@mark,
I have both the AIDS and the Herpes, combined. I can faithfully say that you are correct, Amber is indeed more dangerous.
Amber is like running with scisors, through a mine field, in Crocs, whilest eating pop rocks and drinking coke.
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7:06 am
Amber, I was praying with a crucifix, and I accidentally the whole crucifix.
Is this OK?
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7:26 am
Amber my love, just try to be logical with your answer and…..
wait, you are far beyond logic ^_^
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8:53 am
Hi Amber
I suspect you are lying about the “studies” you quote. Please post full references to all studies that you refer to.
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10:23 am
amber, will you marry me?
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10:51 am
you need to back the fuck off and let her do what she wants
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10:54 am
Studies show 94% of christians have been brainwashed with fairy-tales right from birth.
Studies show 94% of christians have been brainwashed with fairy-tales right from birth.
Studies show 94% of christians have been brainwashed with fairy-tales right from birth.
Studies show 94% of christians have been brainwashed with fairy-tales right from birth.
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10:56 am
P.s.: i prayed for my sins too… with a crucifix deep inside my pussy.
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Studies show ONE HUNDRED PERCENT% of christards have been brainwashed with fairy-tales right from birth.
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10:57 am
Amber, you’re a closed minded bible thumping idiot, but you’re not too horrible looking that I wouldn’t give you the old in out in out. Nudge nudge wink wink. You spout all this crap about masturbation being sinful and evil, and I’ll bet that you’ve never had your pussy eaten. I’m a master of the cunnilingus, and would gladly demonstrate to you my clam eating prowess. I’ll bet after 10 minutes of me munching your rug, you’d toss your bible in the trash. If you’re especially lucky and deserving, I’ll even give you the ass to mouth. I’m sure you’d particularly enjoy that.
Love ya
CP
P.S. AMEN!
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11:06 am
Amber, you seem to have posted a non nude photograph of yourself. I suggest you post tits immediately, or kindly get the fuck out.
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11:08 am
TIT OR GTFO!!!!
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11:09 am
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling christfags.
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11:18 am
thread needs moar CP.
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11:19 am
You are what is wrong with this world. Go die in a hole you dirty whore
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tl;dr
ITT: /b/tards trolling christfags
and
christfags being tards.
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11:20 am
I approve of this thread.
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11:20 am
THERE IS NO GOD DUMBASSES!!!
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11:21 am
You know why there is a threat of home grown terrorism in the US, other than our failure of a foreign policy and our destructive war started under false pretenses which claimed the lives of around a million of people while displacing countless of millions of others while tearing the social fabric of that country?
It’s because of fuckheads like you who alienate muslims and make them feel as though they’re not part of our nation. You ostracize them and treat them like shit. I mean who wouldn’t love a country which kicks them out of their shops and calls them derogatory terms all the time? I mean fucking Christ, I sure as hell would love the nation which makes me stand for half an hour extra every time I want to board a plane simply because my name sounds a bit suspicious….
So fuck you, you racist close-minded piece of shit. You are the cancer of our nation.
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11:22 am
see, “religulous” whether you’re brainwashed or not.
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11:24 am
I Used to Believe… what remained of my belief died right here. reading Amber’s replies to these questions.
What sort of being powerful enough to create an entire universe will damn us all to eternal pain if we don’t play his cheerleader?
What kinda of being makes us with the internal desire and need to mate, then claims it is wrong.
And if he was truly so all powerful and knowing, why the motherfuckinghell does he have retards like Amber representing him?
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11:26 am
Websites like this make me sick… Masturbation is normal, Dating is awkward, Muslim is just as crazy as Christianity, and Call of Duty is the best game (Your son wants that one).
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11:33 am
dear amber,
people like you make me sick. Are you so ignorant that you believe that just because some muslims are terrorists, all muslims must be terrorists?
fuck you
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11:34 am
dear amber
why are you such a fucking idiot??
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11:35 am
I think it is sad that no one has spoken about the utter hatred toward women this whole thing has shown.
First of all, this young girl might have no idea everyone on this site is talking about her personal time to herself.
Second of all, her mother has complete lack of respect by bringing this subject up with a perfect stranger. Just because you are her mother and don’t understand your child and are not able to have good and healthy communication with her is no one’s fault but yours. Maybe if you decide to treat her like a human with emotions, feelings and a body she might actually talk to you.
Third of all. If you think masturbation is a sin, check yourself out. It is clear in the book you call the bible.. you know the one you love so fucking much! you can see the toothpick in someone else’s eye, but you can’t see the pole in your own. first look at yourself and what you have done and then you can go pointing fingers at whoever you want.
Fourth: prostitution is not a sin either. So what if your daughter would like to prostitute herself its HER FUCKING CHOICE!!! Jesus loved the prostitues, one of his best friends on earth was mary magdalene. She was a prostitute.. or did you forget about that!
Basically this all comes down to RESPECT and CHOICE! Respect your daughter and let her make her own choices. She seems old enough to buy and use her own dildo! Perhaps she is old enough to decide for herself whether god wants her to masturbate or not.If this is the only thing you think is wrong with her.. she must be an amazing person!
Also this is specifically to Amber :
You have no right giving people advice. Who are you to say what people should do. I think you should re-read your thousands of bibles and get your facts straight. Your arguments are weak and you have given material for all these wonderful commenters to destroy you. Don’t worry though there are many wonderful institutions that will guide you to smarthood including: University, Library and the Vagina Monologues. Also read books like “Le deuxieme sexe” by Simone de Beauvoir. That talk all about the history of the oppression of women by men and about the history of why they masturbate and with what and how .. etc.. very exciting stuff.
Sincerely,
A wonderfully happy masturbatory woman who is not a prostitute or pregnant!
HALLELUJIA!! ESTI-D-CALIS!
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11:46 am
This is so sad. I, as a conservative, find your decision to co-opt that label for what you are doing here, offensive. You are NOT conservatives. You are theocratists and imperialists. I am also well versed in the Bible, having been born in the Holy Land I read it in Hebrew. Your ignorance and the decision to spread that ignorance is a cause for prayer and pity. I will add all of you to my prayers and hope that the Lord will lead you to make use of all the opportunity for education and growth that He has provided you by allowing you to be born in the United States. You have scoffed at His offerings and trampled on His gifts. You have sullied the great vision of our Founding Fathers and I can only hope that in the course of your lives you find your way to some kind of light before you pull any more of God’s children into your darkness.
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11:47 am
It’s nice to see that some people in this world have some common sense. The others, like Amber, need to have some sense fucked into them.
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11:48 am
poast pictures or it didnt happen
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11:49 am
I honestly can’t tell if this site is real or satire. Please tell me it’s satire?
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11:50 am
look under her bed, im sure you’ll find more than a fucking dildo/vibrator,
cause i fucked her last week,
MMMMMMMMMMMMM christfag vagoo
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11:52 am
Alright, I have never been so offended in my life. How can you sit there, and give this sort of advice to people? Look deep inside you, and at the world around you, are you serious when you tell these people that masturbation leads to prostitution, and that most Muslims are terrorists?
You sicken me, and fanatics like you sicken me. Religion can do some good, but for one good thing religion does, idiots like you bring it down 100 times more. If anything, the only domestic terrorists we have in this country are the fundamental christian bigots, trying to run a country that was NOT founded on Christian values, look it up. The Founding Fathers were mostly Theist, but not Christian. They wanted a SEPARATION of church and state.
I would like to hear your reply to this, Amber, because I can guarantee you that whatever argument you have, I can prove you wrong.
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11:59 am
lmfao, you guys are brainwashed. this is why america, and the world, is going down. because of brainwashing religions, and beliefs like this. i hope she double penetrates herself while her mom watches. and while her dad fucks her mouth
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12:06 pm
THIS SITE IS SATIRE IT MUST BE. THIS SITE IS SIMPLY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF CHRISTIAN VALUES . WE’RE ALL GETTING TROLLED…
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12:14 pm
Hahaaaaaaaa ha ha
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12:18 pm
No really I’m crying with laughter now!!!!
Seriously though, I truly believe there some very constructive comments here provding some excellent advice!
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12:26 pm
Y’all got trolled, go to the homepage.
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12:44 pm
HEY! I EDITED YOUR BIBLE AT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA! HAHA YOU ALL BELIEVE THIS SHIT? IM A PAGAN FOR PETES SAKE! BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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5:03 pm
back off devil-spawn. she’s spoken for. by me.
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12:57 pm
I use Bible pages for shit tickets.
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5:05 pm
Hi Amber,
You’re a fucking moron. Where do you get your statistics?
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Female circumcision could have prevented all this. Perhaps it’s not too late to save this little girl.
I laughed at this column until I concluded it was sincere. Guilt/shame-driven religion is a tragedy in any language. Throughout history, such has been responsible for more hatred and more violence than any selfish quests for power. And you, lady, are dripping with it. Your existence is offensive to me, but I pity you. I feel worse, still, for those who seek your advice. They truly have lost free-will in their lives and are the very reason “We Still Think” bumper stickers came into being. Somehow, it isn’t enough for you to believe that we have a larger obligation and responsibility to ourselves and to those around us. No ma’am, you must declare that you have the answers to your very existence- while I’m willing to bet that you couldn’t repair your own lawnmower.
You may speak to me regarding the meanings of the universe- only after you have mastered the mysteries of an internal combustion engine! (Nothing too complex- ONE cylinder is a good start). Until then, your ‘teachings’ are one step removed from female mutilation in the name of religion. Why do you not recommend that to your writer? It would surely have prevented this tragedy, and is part of a religion that pre-dates your Christianity.
You’re ridiculous.
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You have got to be kidding me!
You show me 1 legitimate study that backs up any of the stats you posted about masturbation and prostitution.
This advice is horrid. People who respond to sexuality in such a way are .. well.. horrid.
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9:05 pm
amber cooper,
your advice makes me sick…
you call yourself Christan?
and you tell people to be weary of Muslims?
didn’t jesus say to love all people?
Christians should be tolerant of all people and their beliefs.
and where did you get this “information”?:
“studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.”
I’d really like to see that website or article…
Christians like you are the reason i stopped going to church and stopped believing. i was “cured” at 14 when i realized i needed concrete evidence.
And I will be truthful in the fact that I lost my virginity about a week before my 21st birthday, to a girl I had been dating for 6 months, who was also a virgin. we dated for three years… yes, we had unprotected SEX before marriage, and she isn’t a prostitute now, and we didn’t have a baby either! and i masturbated for years before i met her…
i lost my virginity to someone i loved and cared about at the age of 21.
what i’m getting at is that kids can still have morals and values without going to church… activities such as boy scouts help to shape great young men, as well as great parents…
(i know boy scouts is a christian based organization, but my troop was not chartered by a religious institution.)
Stop giving terrible advice!
You give Christians a bad name…
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10:38 pm
This is the most epic troll site I have ever seen.
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Honestly though, if you really think masturbation leads to prostitution or that you should ask a Muslim if they are a terrorist you should probably figure out a way to expedite your trip to heaven and save the rest of us from reading your drivel.
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10:51 pm
Amber is going to hell. There is no way she has any training in the christian faith.
Please do not listen to this. The demon will fall upon you Amber and then you will see your err.
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10:55 pm
Amber is probably already getting her pussy pounded by a 20 something year old already. Whenever you’re off praying to your fake deity, shes sitting at home straddling your jesus crosses while he pounds her raw asshole. Thanks for breeding another whore for society!
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I would honestly like to know where those statistics for prostitues and pregnancies came from. I really am curious.
Just because most christan families are too scared of their own bodies to explore the pleasures that god gave us doesn’t mean you have to punish a curious teenage girl from learning about herself.
Look, either you let her keep her dildo/dolfin/vibrator/butt plug/anal beeds/all of the above, or she will go out and find a real penis to show her what it feels like.
Lemme do what Amber just did… Make up statistics, but mine are more to the truth then hers are.
100% of american christans are fucking morons beliving in a false God and false Scripture. The bible was written by, GUESS WHO!!! MAN!!! the bible was writen by man to control man with fear…
100% of Ambers percentages are false, ther eare no actuall documents from study groups (other then fake ones from christan bible groups throwing darts to pick a percentage)
I honestly dont understand why people are so scared of their bodies and their own sexuality… nvm… i do… your all poeple no one would wanna fuck inthe first place.
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1:56 am
Magnificent troll. 9/10, I was almost raging at full force.
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This site is a fucking sham.
Amber, you’re the reason why I hate religion. You disgusting waste of space. “God” made a huge mistake by letting you set foot on this Earth, cunt.
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3:19 am
About those studies you mentioned to concerned in san diego, I was curious where might I find them?
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3:52 am
Amber:
I hope you can appreciate that the anger in the comments on this site is directed not at you–though you’re an easy target for people that don’t want to elaborate any further than a simple vulgarity–but at the advice you’ve given. Your responses to these petitioners–people who seem genuinely distraught about their lives and are grasping for answers to difficult questions–is fraught with factual inaccuracies, sweeping generalizations, and a mishmash of supposition, bigotry, and unfounded fear.
With regard to your first response, masturbation is a natural process that has specific evolutionary functions for both men and women. There is no causative relationship between masturbation and prostitution or masturbation and pregnancy. Most common predictors for a woman (or girl) becoming a sex worker involve an unhealthy approach to sex from an early age, either through inappropriate sexualization (abuse, such as molestation) or a repressive atmosphere.
The most immediate reason for that life-altering decision, to become a sex worker, is desperation. My understanding of that process is not based only on 3rd-person accounts, but on the direct experience I’ve had with friends and associates who have gone through the difficult decisions posed by life in New York. It’s easy, in any number of industries, to fall victim to abusers that seek only to profit and don’t care about the person they are destroying. Women that are inadequately prepared for these challenges, whether it be from abuse or just a lack of knowledge, are more easily victimized. On the other hand, information and faith can help resolve a person against such victimization. There is a place for God in this discussion, but it is not in creating shame. The important thing is to empower a young woman with her faith in God and belief in her own own moral compass, not make her choose between her body or her faith.
It’s important that, at a certain age, sexual decisions are made by the child and not the parent. It’s not a parent’s job to control the decisions made by a child until they’re 18, when they can magically function on their own; it’s to raise a self-aware individual that can make responsible choices for themselves. If Concerned in San Diego is looking to raise a mature adult, she needs to inform her child, not make her child’s decisions for her. That means that the teenager should have all of the available information.
Abstinence is a commendable decision, but it’s simply not natural for a girl in her mid-teens to feel no sexual desire. God’s decision (if you prefer to believe that He made direct decisions about these things) was to set puberty for humans around twelve or thirteen. Why would He set the alarm on our biological clock to ring seven years before we gained the mental and emotional maturity to handle our hormones?
>> To Concerned in San Diego: Parents have a responsibility to imbue in their children a moral code, a sense of responsibility and a confidence in their decision-making. Would you want your teenager to buy a car without knowing all the facts? Choose her career without exploring the alternatives? Why should sex be approached any differently? It may be one of the biggest decisions your daughter makes, maybe in her lifetime. Why should sex, and only sex, be the area in which your child has to receive her marching orders and tow the company line?
From a more practical perspective, if your daughter already has the wherewithal to acquire a vibrator, she’s probably already made some decisions about masturbation. Confiscating the tool and enrolling her in some abstinence-only classes isn’t going to rewire her mindset about masturbation. It’ll simply cause her shame in her decision and create a conflict between her body and her faith. Before you take Amber’s advice, you need to examine your motives. Are you doing this because you truly feel that her decision will hurt her? Or are you doing it to salve your own conscience and lessen your own embarrassment.
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3:53 am
Amber:
With respect to your answer to Wisconsin Girl in Love, you failed to actually answer her question. She did not request a diatribe on why she ought not to trust a Muslim man. She asked how she can present a man she loves, who comes from a different cultural tradition, to her parents. Her concern is genuine, and I’m sure is shared by more than a few men and women who are seeking to bridge cultural and generational gaps in our increasingly interconnected world. I’d be interested to see your response to the actual question: What can Wisconsin Girl in Love do to bridge the gap between her parents and her love interest? How can she help them overcome their prejudices and accept, in the spirit of Christian love, a guy that for all we know is just another hard-working and industrious American?
Of course, the wider concern with your response is that it feeds into a perception that America is riddled with Islamist cells that merely await the trigger to launch an uprising against mom, apple pie and the American flag. This misinformation has been deployed as a cynical political tactic; the constant state of fear into which Americans have been plunged since the attacks of 2001 has helped create a smokescreen to cover acts that would never otherwise be acceptable.
The important item to remember about Islamic terrorism is that it is a political movement that wraps itself in religion to justify its tactics. The movement has brainwashed impressionable souls–young men, mainly, that have been educated in a twisted version of their religion and emotionally brutalized to accept unconscionable acts as their God’s will–and turned them loose in a semi-organized manner. This movement uses Islam as its cover; other movements in the past have used Catholocism, anti-Semitism, and patriotism to wreak terror. It is not inconceivable that, at the height of the Troubles in Ireland, nineteen young men could have been recruited to conduct a terror attack similar to that experienced in New York. In any struggle where The Cause is elevated above basic morality, there exists the potential for sickening inhumanity.
More specifically, your response sets up a red herring by asking, “What if the guy is a terrorist?” There is no factual reason to suspect the love interest of any crime, let alone terrorism. There is no statistical basis for that judgment, either. Your hyperbolic estimate of the number of Muslims “working with homegrown terrorists” is an inadequate starting point for that supposition. Even if there are thousands of radicalized Muslims in America, ready to wreak havoc on the American way, the chance the young man, one of about 7 million Muslims in the United States, that the young lady has met is one of these is incredibly miniscule. Why should fear of his religion be her overriding concern? Aside from bigotry and misunderstanding, what possible cause could there be to reject him on this basis? The world needs more understanding, more sharing, more belief in brotherhood and Christian love between all parties, even if they have not yet come to Jesus.
>> To Wisconsin Girl in Love:
The answer to your problem is education. What makes any person fearful is the unknown. It’s what drives fear of the dark as much as fear of another culture. Your best bet for bridging the cultural gap between your parents and your friend is to educate your parents about Islam. It might not be easy; years of misinformation about that particular culture has probably built a wall that they might not be eager to break down, and they might respond with derision at first.
There’s a lot about Islam about which the average American might not be aware. The Muslim world has a rich history, especially in science and ideas. It was Islamic scholars that kept alive vital scientific information that would otherwise have been lost during the Dark Ages of Catholic anti-intellectualism (600 AD through the 1300s); it was Muslim traders that brought ideas and goods from China and the far East centuries before Marco Polo. By sharing this sort of information in a casual manner, you can start to foster the respect for another culture that the modern media has shattered.
It’s also important to take baby steps. As heartfelt as you might feel about your love interest, it can be a shock to a parent’s system. First impressions are important. Give your parents a chance to get to know the guy without the pressure of knowing him as a “boyfriend”. It gets pretty hard to hate a guy for his religion when you know him personally first.
Finally, make sure that the gentleman is willing to help. Educate him about your family’s traditions while you educate yourself about his. Make sure he’s willing to show the same respect for your family’s faith as you’d like them to show for his. He should also know what he’s getting himself into, especially if your parents aren’t afraid to be vocal about their (possibly misinformed) opinions. If he’s prepared for uncomfortable comments, he’ll be able to respond respectfully and come that much closer to gaining your parents’ respect. If he isn’t willing to put that kind of work into building a relationship with your family, then you might need to take a closer look at your appraisal of him.
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4:19 am
Amber:
I respect that you approach the questions you receive from a very specific cultural tradition. You clearly have an ideological perspective that colors your advice, and those readers who have sent in questions almost certainly expect that your answers will conform to your faith. That isn’t a negative, by any means. Christian teachings can help provide realistic advice to all types of practical issues. Belief in Christ can inform sound, moral advice.
What concerns me most isn’t that you answer questions from a belief in Christianity. I’m more shocked by your fear-mongering, disregard for facts, exaggeration, logical fallacies and misdirection. In the two examples to which I specifically responded above, a woman in need of guidance was given advice that betrays basic Christian compassion and belief in the essential goodness of man in the eyes of God. God set Adam and Eve free to make their own decisions for a reason; the acceptance of Jesus Christ is only valid if it is made as a free and conscious choice.
While you may very well believe that masturbation is a sin, it is not for any man to judge that sin; a parent’s obligation is to teach their child right and wrong, not shove it down their throat and further confuse their teenager. A parent should have given their child the moral tools to make the “right” choice–for you, I imagine the “right” choice would be to resist the temptation to masturbate–but if the teenager is not given the chance to make their choice with a free and open heart then what sort of decision is it, really? It is coerced, flawed, unreal. Dishonest.
Your screed against Islam–and, let’s call it what it is, a bigoted and ill-informed rant–was even less sensical. You don’t really make a point except to say that Wisconsin Girl’s parents are right and she should take their advice and steer clear of Muslim men. You base that point on the tenuous connection between Islam and terrorism, and suggest that if she dates a Muslim man she is spitting in her parents’ face. This is not an attitude of Christian love; this is not brotherhood. This is fearful prejudice, based on misconceptions and paranoia. In his teachings, Christ asked his followers to love one another. There is no love in your polemic, no sense of understanding for the trials that Muslims–who also follow the teachings of Jesus–face. That makes you worse than wrong. It makes you a pick-and-choose Christian.
I hope that you take the time to approach future questions with more thought and less judgment. There is a lot of good that a column like yours can do for Christians that are confused on the best way to solve problems by applying the lessons of their faith.
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4:22 am
I beat it all the time everyday
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4:43 am
This makes me very sad.
Of course it’s ok for your daughter to masturbate. I’m sure plenty of other people have said that but I can’t torture myself reading all of the comments.
I masturbate a lot and I’m not a prostitute and I’m not getting pregnant. It’s natural and ok to feel good and release that tension. I’m pretty sure if God exists he’d want you to masturbate. If you’re expecting her to not have sex until she gets married, you might want to let her keep that Dildo, or maybe she WILL have it, and having sex is what gets you pregnant.
But of course, she can also use birth control and not get pregnant.
Hellooo? Why do people still think things like masturbation are evil?
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5:12 am
Finally, I want to point out that the only reason it’s worth commenting on this specific article and none of the other deranged articles on this website is that Amber is, in theory, responding to real requests for help from people that are in need. Their problems deserve a genuine response, not a nonsensical kneejerk reaction. They deserve better than Amber’s given them.
The other articles on ChristWire range from racist analysis of President Obama to demands that they be allowed to impede the free speech rights of radio broadcasters. They even pray that God sends a fireball into San Francisco because Marvel made a toy that looks like you need to fellate Wolverine to inflate it. All of this is idiotic, of course, but they have a perfect right to their opinions; their right to free speech is important to protect.
Where the line is crossed is when a vulnerable individual, seeking guidance, turns to such an outlet and is rewarded with lies, misinformation, and a heaping of crap. That’s manipulative and beneath any sense of human decency.
On an unrelated note, if you guys browse the site, notice how many Google ads they are for hilariously inappropriate items? Below http://christwire.org/2009/03/marvel-now-promotes-gay-agenda-with-wolverine-toy/ I see Google ads linking to places to buy Marvel action figures and a banner ad for GayEbonyDating.com.
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10:12 am
THANK you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him or her that Leviticus 18:22 clearly state it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them. My important Biblically based questions are listed below. I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to the Irish, but not English people. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own some Englishmen?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is: my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I do not agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?
7. Lev.21:20 state that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wriggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
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8:05 pm
Amber,
This has made me very, very, very offended. I find it disgusting how non accepting your blog is of people with different religious views or ethnicities or sexual orientations. Masturbating is NOT sinful. I know people who do it and are they on their way to becoming whores or prostitutes? No. They are being accepted into Ivy League schools. This is a pathetic website, and I feel very sorry for the girl who’s mother takes advice from it. Is it maybe news to you that every single guy I have talked to masturbates? That is a lot. Are they all going to hell? Well, newsflash, they can’t, because it doesn’t exist in the first place. The Muslim thing? HOW MANY OF YOU RACIST, TERRIBLE, STEREOTYPICAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THERE? It’s rather depressing actually, how awful it is that people like you still exist. And if he gets offended he is probably one of them? So, he should UNDERSTAND that somebody thinks he’s a terrorist because he is of a certain faith? No. That is disgusting. You people revolt me.
So this is what we get when people start obeying a book written by an anonymous person.
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12:22 am
I do hope that this is a parody of religious fundamentalism. Otherwise, I find it terrifying that people are writing to you for advice, and that you’re spouting off statistics without any proof.
Christianity is supposed to teach about love and tolerance, not being close-minded and judgmental. But some people forget about the fact that prostitutes and lepers were amongst Jesus’ devoted followers, and that he was in general a nice, tolerant guy that preached love, not hate.
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1:03 am
cut up her vagina, that way your saying to god “i renounce my daughters naural urge to find physical comfort” basicaly just puting your thoughts to action
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1:51 am
I did a study, my results were thus:
If San Diego let me teach her daughter to masturbate, 97% of the time she would orgasm.
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2:07 am
I find the name of your website offensive. It makes me think of Jesus’ penis. It is a dirty, sinful name. Websites like these are why that poor evil girl has to “M” to fit in with her friends. All of her misguided Christian friends say “You have to ‘M’ for Jesus or Satan will ‘M’ you in the ‘A’ and you’ll be ‘F-ed’ for eternity.” Is this what you want to teach our kids? That thinking about Jesus’ ‘P’ and ‘M-ing’ to it is ok to post on the internet? Shameful. Shameful. Whoreish and shameful. Amber, if I ever see you in person I will kick you in your tits and beat you in the head with my cast iron Bible. You give good Christians like me a bad name.
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4:39 am
Take away a girl’s vibrator and she’ll just use her fingers…
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4:42 am
ALSO, I’m going to masturbate to this article. Woo!
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4:50 am
Way ahead of you…
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11:03 am
I’m debating whether this is a really good parody, or a really insane conservative. The two are so hard to tell apart.
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11:21 am
please God let this be a someone’s bad idea of a joke…
I am very “religious.” That means, btw, that I have a very dynamic and devout relationship w/ God, not that I follow the dogma or “party line” of a particular denomination.
I just about screamed when I read your response to masturbation (This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion, or even female. As a teenager, your daughter’s mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active. It will lead to great sorrow in her life if you don’t put a stop to it right now.) and her answer to the question of dating, “(Young love is truly exciting and what you’ve planned to do sounds truly wonderful)
What – you think dating a guy is NOT going to lead to a desire for sex, but that masturbation most certainly will???????? Which of the two girls is going to more likely be in the physical situation where sex is an option??? Not the one alone in her room!!!
Do you think that it is likely for a young girl to be emotionally stimulated and “let the relationship progress naturally,” and that won’t lead to sex?? Do you think that she’s not old enough to handle the pressures of being sexually active, but that a young girl would be able to handle the pressures of being emotionally involved?
And your statistics are ridiculous.
Yeah – and how many women who masturbated DIDN’T become prostitutes??? I’d bet at least 90% of women who masturbate do NOT end up as prostitutes. I would also bet that the girls who didn’t use birth control ALSO had “loose morals” in regards to lying, the clothes they wear, and what they watch on tv.
Your response is idiotic, and fails to demonstrate the smallest amount of either wisdom or compassion. You makes gross and extreme accusations and assumptions.your answers show a distinct imbalance in what you think is appropriate behavior, and a gross lack of understanding of human nature. You assume the young girl who is masturbating is inevitably going to fall into a sexual relationship, but that the young woman you encourage the man to woo won’t likewise fall into that same temptation.
shame on you.
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12:37 pm
There is no way this site can be legit…it is hilarious that people are getting up in arms about this. Any news site that has an article about scientist inventing gay pink dolphins can’t be real. They always say that the best sarcasm/parodies are the ones that you can’t tell if they are serious or not. This is a good shot at the conservative, thanks for the laughs. i will be checking in daily to see what other crazy things you guys come up with next
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2:58 pm
If masturbation is a sin does this mean safari park chimps are doomed to hell ?
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12:27 am
Yay for abominations!
CSB Warning: Post censored. Refrain from linking carnal images.
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10:48 am
bravo, amber, bravo. did you win the weekly free dinner from tbiii and that other troll for the most hits on your article?
btw, when you gonna let me hit it, gurl?
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1:02 pm
Amber, Just because no one will lay you and you havent found the joy of being loved by anyone else besides your twisted religous fuck heads, doesnt mean you have the RIGHT to tell other people its wrong and those bogus studies about why girls are “slutty” are ridiculous! Girls become hookers because of POOR PARENTING and OPRESSION like you!!!! Get over your RIGHTEOUSNESS and go suck a dick.
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1:20 pm
Im sorry, I cant let this go!!! This is so retarded I almost want to throw the fuck up!!! Amber, lets be honest your probably a closet scank and you suck dicks out behind your house for free. Its AMAZING, the connection behind hatefull and iggnorant oppression like what you spew, and the fact your sexualy and educationaly deprived!!! TRUE studies show (like by Sari, from the book Sex Guide, you should read it) that masturbation is a pyshical form of stress relieve and ACTUALLY when you know more about your body, the happier you are and the more you love yourself. Tell me Amber, do you cut yourself to feel alive?
Or do you just damn others to make yourself feel better? Have fun in your distorted reality, I’ll be over in ACTUAL reality.
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8:01 pm
Dear Concerned in San Diego,
I grew up Christian, so I know that you will consider some of the writers of the above comments as worldly and misunderstanding. You only want the best for your daughter and, since you perceive her actions as sinful, you want to put an end to them.
However, I have only just moved out of my own parents’ house, so it’s easier for me to imagine how your daughter will respond if you “have a talk with your daughter and pray with her. Pray all that sinful desire of masturbation right out of her heart. Throw the device away, and then enroll her in some abstinence counseling sessions.” If my mom had done that with me for whatever reason, I would resist like I never had before. It’s important for you to talk with your daughter about these sorts of things, but teenagers are fragile and usually will not respond well if their parents’ beliefs are forced on them.
I suggest you talk to your daughter, but not in a confrontational way. Sit her down, make it clear she is not in trouble, and ask her what she thinks about masturbation and sex in general. Offer your opinion, that you believe it is sinful and may lead to worse sexual activity. But don’t try to force these beliefs on her! If you antagonize her, she will never come to you with this sort of thing. What you want is for your daughter to open up to you and tell you if she’s thinking about becoming sexually active, correct? Then let her. Show her you can be trusted to not overreact and she will feel more comfortable confiding in you.
If you want to pray with her or enroll her in abstinence counseling sessions, suggest this to her, tell her that it’s important to you for her to consider it, and make it clear that you’re only worried about her. Perhaps a compromise could be made. For example, she agrees to go to an abstinence counseling session or two and you agree to give her certain privileges she may not normally have, such as an hour or two of a longer curfew. By showing her that you trust her, she will be more likely to trust you.
I hope this helps.
If you have any questions or if maybe you daughter would like to talk to someone who is closer to her age and who has gone to a Christian church her whole life, you can email me at travelgirl555@yahoo.com
-Sierra
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8:29 pm
Dear Wisconsin Girl in Love,
It is possible that this boy of yours is a terrorist or part of a family of terrorists, but it is also possible that your next door neighbor is a terrorist, or that Amber is a terrorist! Don’t confuse religious beliefs with white, Euro-centric xenophobia.
Consider this, if he came to you and asked you if you were a fundamentalist cult member who was planning on blowing up abortion clinics and beating the homosexuality out of, well, homosexuals, would you be offended? Of course you would! Stereotypes never feel good, and they’re not always true. Just because he might get upset if you ask him about terrorists DOES NOT MEAN HE’S GUILTY OF BEING ONE!
I suggest talking to your parents and to this boy. Tell your parents that you love him and trust him. I’m currently engaged to a Lutheran that I’m desperately in love with. Although my parents didn’t think he was a terrorist, neither did they like the fact that he was not a member of our church. However, when they realized how much I love him, they supported me. Even if your parents don’t come around at first, don’t lose hope! Don’t antagonize them or shut them out, but don’t allow them to change what you believe or how you feel. Tell your boy that you’re worried about what your parents might think, but that you want to get through the possible trials ahead with him at your side. If he loves you as much as you love him, he will understand.
I hope this helps.
If you have any questions, you can email me at travelgirl555@yahoo.com
-Sierra
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5:47 pm
I wonder why AMERICA as the only contry in the world with this BIGG of a problem with terrorists? Ofcourse other countries have been struck by terroisem. But only on american news they are blown out of proportion and make the daylie news. Terrorisem is not accepteble, but this is just sad reading. Are you going to go around the rest of your life being scared of your nextdoor nieghbour? FACE THE FACT! Keep living your life as normal or HIDE IN YOUR BASMENT! that is the advice that should be given!
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1:46 am
I can’t seem to decide which is worse, someone actually complaining that their daughter is masturbating, or someone who believes that they are damned for the rest of their life for doing so. As I replied to the Marvel toy post, it doesn’t really matter if you don’t want her to or not, if she wants to then she will, but you shouldn’t try to force religion on people, she has a choice, and it doesn’t matter whether your just some stranger who randomly met her or if your her mother/father. That in a sense is why some teenagers can’t wait to be 18, because that pisses you off that you can’t enslave them to believe how you want them to believe. They have their own individual minds, and there is NOTHING you can do to change that. And as for Amber’s response, the percentages you posted are not true at all. People masturbate for different reasons, it’s not all just about pleasure, at times it’s relaxation or for stress. Masturbating does not give teens an increased risk for having sex before marriage or anything else of that sort. You are merely trying to use false facts to scare people so that it attracts people to your blog and that either makes you money or makes you proud of yourself for promoting lies. There are many many people both male and female that I know who masturbate and still have not had sex and are planning to wait until they are married. So as you claim, it is not vile. Masturbation is not unnatural and if you believe it is well then I guess we all have our opinions.
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5:58 pm
Masturbation is God.
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5:59 pm
Nono, ‘Disgusted’ is God.
(:
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3:58 pm
It’s OK for her to masterbate as long as your daughter is hot, if she looks anything like Amber…..please don’t let her.
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6:16 pm
You guys are fucking insane… that’s just it, you’re absolutley fucking insane… in case you’re wondering, there was recentley someone who started a group, specifically designed to make fun of you extremist christians and your damn website, and i’m a close follower of them. for all those interested, it’s called “….so apparentley i’m going to hell” making fun of a list on this website of things that will make you go to hell supposedly, of which, i am breaking 14 rules
and i’m pretty damn proud of it.
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6:57 pm
Wow…whats worse is putting your daughter’s personal life on the INTERNET, where complete strangers can look at it, if she finds out, bad things are gonna happen.
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1:27 am
You know this is just ridiculous! That photo above is just repulsive! However it is making my giant whore pussy really want some hot black cock.
Anyone wanna buttfuck?
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2:25 pm
have videos been posted yet?
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2:29 pm
just checking back again guys. any videos yet?
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7:11 pm
LOL
i loved that troll story
i got a hardon reading it and i jacked of to the thought of your daughter using a toy
thankyou for broadcasting your personal issues on a blog!(if it was real)
im gonna find your daughter and satisfy her if you take her toy away!!
what happened to AMERICA=FREE COUNTRY FREE TO MASTURBATE FREE TO GET your SEX ON
you are an infringement womens rights you know that??
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2:57 pm
Medammit….
OK, what do you think I made fingers for? Well, first off I didn’t make them, the initial things I “made” eventually lead into the evolution of fingers… but yeah… Anyways, masturbation is a normal and healthy act. Saying that masturbation is going to make her a slut, a whore, a harlot, a prostitute, isn’t right. What is right about masturbation of any sort is that it will relieve her stress if she has any, and introduces her to sexual contact, something she will probably have if she reached adulthood under a fascist parenthood.
As for the Muslim question, who cares? If the guy is a radical Christian that was going to bomb every mosque, temple, and house in the world, would that be a good person to go out with? Generalizations lead to bad things. Stay away from them.
As for videogames, I’ve been reading some of this research about you guys – it does lead to somewhat violent tendencies, but if you just keep him in check, like making sure that the games are appropriate – don’t let him have “Grand Theft Auto IV” if he’s only 8!
Where’s my beer…
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12:41 pm
Yo Amber, apparently you never did the deed with a dildo..too bad…see…what happens is that you get that thing all stretched and ready for the real deal when his time is ready…however, as ugly as you are…have to be in total darkness or with a pillowcase over yer head, actually…maybe two
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9:33 pm
Alright, I’ve been trying to keep myself composed after reading some of the articles on this site. But this, is IT. I have to say something. I’m Chinese and I even restrained myself from posting on that racist trash writing (if you can even call it that).
You idiots on this site pull RANDOM STATISTICS OUT OF YOUR DEVILHOLES. For Fuck’s Sake, there is NO WAY you actually LOOKED UP a LEGITIMATE statistic saying that shit about prostitutes and how they masturbated or whatever. SHOW ME a MOTHERFUCKING source if you can even scrounge one up from this DEPTH OF HELL everyone else calls in the internet. If you manage to find some 600BC prick who said made up some stats like that, I will refute you into the bowels of hell.
Have a nice day milady, and the rest of you “Christians” (the ones being intolerant pricks)
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9:38 am
Its okay. There’s probably no god and no sin. Masturbating is healthy and normal. If you do ‘crack down’ on her sexually all that means is she’ll go wild as soon as she hits college. If you talk to her about anything talk to her about safe sex and make sure she has some condoms, because all the moralizing in the world won’t matter at all the first time she thinks she’s in love.
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10:20 am
Surely this is a joke, right? I mean, the made-up research statistics, the over-use of archaic language, the total ridiculousness of the position of the agony aunt? Surely this is satire or parody? Or it’s a genuinely terrifying example of destructive ignorance.
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11:44 am
Wow. I cannot believe this tripe.
OK, if you think masturbation is horrible, that’s fine, but MAKING UP random statistics to scare people out of doing something fairly normal?
If you’re going to throw numbers out there, at least site a reputable source.
I feel like this HAS to be a joke… it’s like Betty Bowers wrote it.
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12:18 pm
Of course she whould not be masturbating — she should be having real sex with a boy or girl of her own age
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12:19 pm
Of course she should not be masturbating — she should be having real sex with a boy or girl of her own age
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12:22 pm
So I think everything about the made up statistics and bad advice has been said. Although one thing is for sure if she doesn’t talk to her daughter about this and simply attacks her telling her she’s sinful all she’ll do is push her daughter away and make the situation worse. Or she could just ignore it and be a responsible parent by actually engaging with her daughter instead of internalizing with prayer.
Maybe I’m naive but I’d like to think that just being a good parent will work (with or without the religion)
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1:13 pm
She has hands… she should use them to her hearts content.
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2:35 pm
Dear God and Jaysus in heaven…please tell me this site is fake. It is, isn’t it?
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12:37 pm
Hey Amber at christwire, could you please give me the EXACT references of your bull-crap statistics that 87% of women become prostitutes and 90% become pregnant because of masturbation. Also, the last one (the 90%) is laughable because it is IMPOSSIBLE to become pregnant from MASTURBATION. Where do you people come up with this nonsense? Furthermore, there is no (zero, zilch, nada)scripture anywhere in the buy-bull that says masturbation is a sin. Actually, if I were a parent and ALL my child was doing was masturbating in the privacy of their own bedroom, then I would encourage them to do so. I mean, if they were not out “fornicating”, or doing drugs then this is a good thing…..Also, your column about the Muslim biy is just said. It is your, “there is a terrorist around every corner waiting to kill us”, beliefs and attitude that is the real problem. Sad, very sad indeed. COMMENTS: xthetruth1@aol.com
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12:42 pm
This is soo fake.. Except that some people don’t believe it is and they write in not knowing they are a joke. It’s pretty fucking hilarious and also extremely disturbing that someone puts this much effort into it.
Peace out homies
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9:33 pm
Whether the site is real or not, I don’t know, but the advice is a hoot and a half, loved it. Lol. It’s completely boneheaded and wrong of course but funny as hell. Are there any women out there who can offer some helpful tips for the masturbating daughter? Or you can try pointing her to this http://www.sexinfo101.com/kb_mastlad.shtml or this http://www.puberty101.com/p_masturbationgirls.shtml
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11:19 pm
how bullshit are those statistics!!!??
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11:40 pm
Amber,
You are a racist bitch.
Fuck you very much.
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1:52 am
all those statistics are bullshit. making up facts to promote your own agenda.
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10:18 am
Oh my goodness. Are you kidding me? To the mother who’s daughter is masturbating- it is a natural thing. NATURAL. Amber is an idiot, and ill informed. You need to think critically. This woman is not an expert on anything, certainly not sex. So take it from a Human Sexuality educator- masturbation is natural, and important in the maturation of a human being. As for it leading to other sexual activity, it is actually PROVEN to help those who wish to be celibate until marriage to do so, as it provides release of confusing feelings. Do you remember what it was like when you first hit puberty? It is a difficult time for any young person, don’t confuse your poor daughter more by instilling guilt in her about her body, or once the poor girl is married she will be unable to enjoy sexual activity with her husband, and will be plagued with shameful, guilty feelings about her body and one of it’s natural functions. Self-loathing is not something that you want to instill in your child, and she can ABSOLUTELY still lead a life in line with Christian morality without being crippled by insecurities about herself and her body. Do not teach her to hate her sexuality, but embrace it and save it for the special person whom she will one day marry and give it to.
Ps. Almost every single person on the planet masturbates, and there have been many studies to prove this. Look up actual statistics please, don’t take this woman’s misguided advice. People may not admit it, but everyone masturbates, including the ignorant woman who told you to tell your daughter it was unnatural. If sexual pleasure was unnatural, and god created us, why would he have given us this gift?
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3:32 pm
Religion IS a mental sickness and everyone that believes in any religion are in FACT mentally sick, delusional, psychotic!
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4:58 am
You have given an answer in a way that evil has to be handled.
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4:42 pm
There is a way for her to satisfy herself AND still be true to Jesus.
Buy her one of these: http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
But remeMber to tell her… “FEET FIRST!!”
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4:46 pm
THIS SHOULD MAKE HER HAPPY AND STILL KEEP HER RELATIONSHIP WITH jESUS.
REMEMBER…FEET FIRST!!!
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5:07 pm
NIGGERS
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4:06 pm
Amber, I don’t know if you’ve realized this, but Christianity seems to have turned you into a robot. It’s a wonder that you’re human at all. If this is satire, well, then it sucks. And if it’s serious? I can only assume you’re locked in a room in the middle of the desert with nothing more than a bible, a desk, and a computer.
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3:00 am
Well, you can’t get your hand pregnant…
All you listeners to “Devils Music”
Rock On
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3:25 pm
Yeah, I’m sure people actually asked you for advice there Amber. Sounds like you made up a bunch of letters in order to preach you goofiness. Oh, so so funny. This site has to be a comedy site, nobody is this stupid are they?
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11:41 pm
I love to touch myself.. Especially with vegetables like cucumbers, after I use it on myself I put it back in the fridge and giggle when mommy eats it..
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2:03 am
WOW FUCK YOU, you are the most screwed up person in the world giving terrible advice, I know you know what you are doing you are acting like a religious zealout on purpose to gain attention and that is just sick
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6:20 pm
Amber is probably one of those sick freaks who believe that it’s fine for guys to masturbate, but it’s sinful for girls to do so as well.
Obviously Amber doesn’t realize is that masturbation can be used as a form of birth control. Think about it: Girl gets horny, girl wants to have sex, but is either scared of having sex or doesn’t want to risk getting pregnant, so girl starts fingering herself instead.
I started masturbating when I was 15. I’m now 18, and I’ve never had sex (although that could also have to do with the fact that the only person I’ve ever been sexually attracted to was my gay best friend, and it wouldn’t really have gone over well if I’d suddenly jumped on his dick).
Seriously Amber, you and your crazy Christian cronies are always going on about how “evil” abortion is, and how great abstinence is, and yet you condemn masturbation, which is technically a form of abstinence.
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6:26 pm
Hey Amber, guess what? I’m going to masturbate tonight! Yay, I’m so excited!
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9:38 pm
lol what if your a good christian and you get raped by a homosexual ? hmm?
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4:09 am
wow.hark the devil angel sings.
play shebop by cyndi lauper. give yourself some loving honey;)
anyone stupid enough to ask this racist hitler reincarnate for advice is truly worshipping satan himself.
amen.
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12:14 pm
Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.
Hmm, studies also show that 90%+ of the population mastarbate during puberty. Does that make 90%+ of the world prostitues.
That’s like saying all murderers breath air, therefor breathing air is the cause for murder.
lol, think you need to go and have a solo sessions for yourself Amy, maybe loosing you up a bit. Not that I think your not hypocritical enough to have done so already.
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9:38 pm
I have the most fun on this website, I haven’t laughed like this in a long time!
You guys are so pathetic with your hypocritical religion! I find it very entertaining.
It’s ok for priests to fuck little boys and girls, but not ok for “christian girl”
to masturbate.
By the way women become prostitutes because they masturbate, I’m sure they have many other reasons to start a life like that.
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9:49 pm
Oh I just remember I didn’t masturbate today!
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3:50 pm
I got an massive orgasm reading the story i cummed all over my keyboard and licked it several times, then i went in to my kitchen grabbed a banana heated it in my microwave oven for 10 secounds at 300, then i pushed it far up my rear end, then i took several fruits and vegetables and thrusted it up my ass and then swallowed it with a great joy. Dont worry, your daughter is fine , so am i , doing sick things to your body is a thing you only can control , i bet you’ve beaten the ham several times your self
By the way, if any of you want to know sick things to do to your body without severely damaging your internal body/soul please contact me, i got several sick things to do, like the filthy orange, you heat it up make a hole and thrust your penis inside it , another way is good also, you take rotten manure , freeze it, make a hole and fuck it like its no tomorrow, im sure that will please your sickening oaths
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8:46 am
Its my understanding that if a girl were to masturbate, it would keep her developing and raging hormones in a satiated check, and therefore she would be less tempted to go out and do something pre-maritally that could result in disease, pregnancy, or one of several emotional consequences.
I mean…why go out and get in trouble with society and god when you can go home and do it with plastic in piece?
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8:10 am
Firstly, I would like to say that all the stupid horny teenage boys need to silence their stupidity and take themselves to REDTUBE promptly. Secondly, I would like to say that I am a 16 year old teenage girl with a boyfriend and I masturbate. There is NOTHING wrong with it and you should NOT take your daughters vibrator away from her. If you don’t like it, try talking to her, calmly and without a major Christan freak out and explain that you think shes a little too young and you don’t think its right. Don’t make her feel bad for her sexual urges. There is nothing wrong with them.
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9:25 am
Amber,
Teenage masturbation as “sinful?” What studies do you have that prove conclusively that “unbridled masturbation” will lead to other more deviant activities?
In what scientific or medical, peer reviewed journal did you read this drivel?
Human life is brief, fragile and brutal enough as it is. You and others of your ilk take what I believe to be two of the VERY last refuges of the self (our bodies and minds) and figuratively, but NEVER literally (because you don’t do oral!) SUCK out whatever fleeting joy we can privately have in life.
That you use God, the Creator of us all, as a weapon to get others to beleive as you do sickens me. Do you truly believe that God made us without knowing the capabilities, inequities, and desires of His creation?
Do you truly believe that He put us on this Earth merely to bow down to His Almighty power? I don’t think so.
It is True that He did it for that Reason, but that wasn’t the only one. He did want us to have some joy to ourselves…I don’t think He wanted a bunch of wailing sychophants. If so, what would be the point of all this?
So…don’t suck all the joy out of this teenager’s life. Who is she hurting by her behavior?
Mom should say NOTHING but if she can’t help herself, have the “safe sex talk” with her daughter. Sheesh!
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9:25 am
Seriously? if masturbation is a sinful act, then sex is a sinful act, then all christian families will not reproduce as God said, as He said to go forth, and multiply, so who cares if she masturbates? masturbation is a form of sex to keep your virginity, so it might be a good thing because it teaches people to not have premarital sex. this is just more propaganda from Amber
may she die and burn in the flames of hell.
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10:41 pm
HAHA. Fap all you want ladies ^^.
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2:21 pm
Dear Amber,
Are you some kind of repressed Christian extremist idiot when it comes to sexuality? How dare you come off with advice telling a mother how to teach her daughter that her body and her normal teenage curiosity and masturbation are sinful and something that will cause her to be damned to hell and become a trollop!
Your statistics are grossly biased and mostly flat out lies. There is no viable research to support your contention that masturbation leads to increased sexual desires or prostitution. If you had any real educational and clinical training you would never have reacted with such repugnancy and referred to a sex device as a sinful tool leading to self destruction.
Very few teenage girls