• Men Beware, The Gays Are Out To Get You!

    February 27, 2009 3:57 pm 76 comments

    Dear friends, today I bring you a great warning and personal testimony about the true nature of the homogay agenda. It’s truly frightening.

    As you know, the gays have been actively campaigning for decades now to destroy the American nuclear family. With every little victory they get, the more we see the rising divorce rate, economic failure and deadly disease spread through our fine country. Those scientific facts and statistical data you already understand and see day to day.

    What we don’t always run into, however, is personal confrontation with the gay agenda. Today, I unfortunately had the displeasure of having to endure a gay hit on. It was sick and my lunch still does not sit well in my stomach.

    Before going to a food-court Chick-fil-A with several friends, I went to the men’s room to take care of business. As I walked up to use the porcelain standing device, a guy in what could be described as dapper clothing also came into the men’s room, going to the standing stall next to me.

    What happened next is shocking and purely sick. He peaked. I thought my peripheral vision was playing tricks at first, but he was clearly peaking and then upon my ears I heard a whistle, the type that a construction crew in New York would give to a passing woman.

    “Wheew, wheew, I like what I see here,” said the gay. I have never been so disgusted in my life.

    Being a good man of the faith, instead of belting him in his face I turned the other cheek. I told him about how he was wrong for being gay and saying such things, and he claimed he was just having fun and that being gay is ok. I reminded him of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, and he just laughed and went skipping away. He didn’t even wash his hands first.

    The moral of the story is that even when you least expect it, the gays are everywhere and now more bold than ever before. No man is safe. The gays find all guys attractive and will hit on you, so this warning especially goes out to you college guys.

    Do not do things like leave your drinks laying around. Gays may try to drug you and then do all sorts of bad things to you while you’re passed out. Their boldness now only grows since Barack Obama supports them getting married and such.

    This video serves as a great tutorial and reminder of why we must all beware the homogay agenda, it’s growing boldness and be resolute to protect our country from their vicious anti-America plans.

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    Dan Nordgren Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY

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