Comments on: Borneo Montauk Monster Is New Genetic Abomination http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/ Conservative Values for an Unsaved World Tue, 22 May 2012 16:41:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Headmaster Buranto http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-20169 Headmaster Buranto Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:11:19 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-20169 IT'S A FUCKING RACCOON.
IT’S A FUCKING RACCOON.

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]]> By: Anon. http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3273 Anon. Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:53:47 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3273 Sir, kudos. Kudos to you and all those who write the articles featured here. It is possibly the greatest work of satire I have ever seen, and I applaud you. I can only hope that some day I too can create something so genious!
Sir, kudos. Kudos to you and all those who write the articles featured here. It is possibly the greatest work of satire I have ever seen, and I applaud you. I can only hope that some day I too can create something so genious!

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]]> By: MonsterQuest Fan http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3268 MonsterQuest Fan Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:50:54 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3268 This thing was showcased on an episode of Monster Quest, a history channel program. Supposedly it was a mutant created in a government lab. However, it turned out to be a rotting dog (a Boxer to be exact). They determined this by examining the skull of the animal.
This thing was showcased on an episode of Monster Quest, a history channel program. Supposedly it was a mutant created in a government lab. However, it turned out to be a rotting dog (a Boxer to be exact). They determined this by examining the skull of the animal.

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]]> By: Patrick.....Ireland http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3272 Patrick.....Ireland Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:45:49 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3272 This is the funniest site ever. I really feel for it at first and thought they were serious.......... greatest spoof site in the world.
This is the funniest site ever. I really feel for it at first and thought they were serious………. greatest spoof site in the world.

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]]> By: shoshanna http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3271 shoshanna Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:12:37 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3271 I really hope you did not only look at the pictures online when compliling your theory that this "monster" is from a secret goverment lab experimenting in creating chimera. In this age of photo shop and CG I would not beleive what I see on the internet. Did you read any articles regarding the montauk monster. It was not found in Borneo, it was found on the beach of Montauk, New York; a beach close to the Hamptons. Also the carcass was described to be the size of a cat, not a huge beast as you describe. The carcass was partially decomposed so we may not be seeing a beak but part of it's skull. If creating a "montauk monster" is as simple as you describe in your article there would be such creatures alive everywhere. Combining the DNA from two different individuals is very complex. I hope the next time you submitt an article you would do research first.
I really hope you did not only look at the pictures online when compliling your theory that this “monster” is from a secret goverment lab experimenting in creating chimera. In this age of photo shop and CG I would not beleive what I see on the internet.

Did you read any articles regarding the montauk monster. It was not found in Borneo, it was found on the beach of Montauk, New York; a beach close to the Hamptons. Also the carcass was described to be the size of a cat, not a huge beast as you describe. The carcass was partially decomposed so we may not be seeing a beak but part of it’s skull.

If creating a “montauk monster” is as simple as you describe in your article there would be such creatures alive everywhere. Combining the DNA from two different individuals is very complex.

I hope the next time you submitt an article you would do research first.

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]]> By: ralahinn1 http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3270 ralahinn1 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:50:14 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3270 Lol, everyone knows that "cartoon network" made that thing up to promote a tv show: http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/promotion_landing_page/tss/cryptidsarereal/index.html
Lol, everyone knows that “cartoon network” made that thing up to promote a tv show:
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/promotion_landing_page/tss/cryptidsarereal/index.html

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]]> By: anomnomnom http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3269 anomnomnom Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:58 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3269 Every time I read a post on this site, I like it more. Can you guys please write an article on the Large Hadron Collider? I would love to hear real science discussed by... um... whatever you call the ape who wrote this article. It'd be hilarious.
Every time I read a post on this site, I like it more. Can you guys please write an article on the Large Hadron Collider? I would love to hear real science discussed by… um… whatever you call the ape who wrote this article. It’d be hilarious.

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]]> By: Dario A. http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3267 Dario A. Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:56:01 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3267 LOL i was going to write the same thing Jay.... this site is hilarious... it's like frikipedia (google it)... this is the roots of the fundamentalist christians: 18th century beliefs mixed with 21st century technology... pretty funy
LOL i was going to write the same thing Jay…. this site is hilarious… it’s like frikipedia (google it)… this is the roots of the fundamentalist christians: 18th century beliefs mixed with 21st century technology… pretty funy

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]]> By: Jay http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3266 Jay Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:11:29 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3266 I would like to see this "research" you've done which has concluded that this is Ostricpigman. Feel free to e-mail it to the address I've provided. And remember, Al Gore was super cereal, guys! [img]http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/manbearpig7po.png[/img]
I would like to see this “research” you’ve done which has concluded that this is Ostricpigman. Feel free to e-mail it to the address I’ve provided.

And remember, Al Gore was super cereal, guys!

manbearpig7po.png

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]]> By: suckmehard http://christwire.org/2009/02/montauk-monster-is-new-genetic-abomination/#comment-3265 suckmehard Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:39:16 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1265#comment-3265 It is a pig who died in the desert. genetic mutation solved...
It is a pig who died in the desert. genetic mutation solved…

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