New Orleans Celebrates Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday with Giant Sinful Orgy
Reports from New Orleans show that the sinful children of iniquity have restored their city and once again have turned back to their wicked ways.
Today is a day the Southerners in the backwoods of Louisiana refer to us Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday. As the name implies, it is the celebration of all the wrong things you can do: lust, greed, getting inebriated, premarital sex and even unprecedented displays of random nudity.
During the presidency of George Bush, many of you may remember wrathful hands of judgment fell upon New Orleans when out of the blue one day, a mighty storm and rushing wind flooded all the sin out of the city. A sympathetic George Bush, along with a very wise Mike Brown and his friends from FEMA, quickly salvaged what was left of the city and gave the people the hope they needed to first repent and then rebuild their kingdom, but in the name of good.
But alas, the children of the chocolate city have once again turned to their swamp mystic ceremony where men are even so bold to demand to women, ‘Kindly lift your shirt and show me your unmentionables!’ and then give the women beads for complying with their demands.
This year over 800,000 men and women will go through the bizarre shirt lifting rituals, and then fornicate with one another which will surely spread STDs and result in many of the people catching dead.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
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4:08 am
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10:22 pm
hey at least michael jackson wasn’t there
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2:00 pm
Here are some scriptures that you should memorize. Please stop writing gossip in the disguise of religion.
1 Timothy 5:13
“they will learn to be lazy and will spend their time gossiping from house to house, meddling in other people’s business and talking about things they shouldn’t.”
James 3: 7 – 12
People can tame all kinds of animals, birds, reptiles, and fish, but no one can tame the tongue. It is restless and evil, full of deadly poison. Sometimes it praises our Lord and Father, and sometimes it curses those who have been made in the image of God. And so blessing and cursing come pouring out of the same mouth. Surely, my brothers and sisters, this is not right! Does a spring of water bubble out with both fresh water and bitter water? Does a fig tree produce olives, or a grapevine produce figs? No, and you can’t draw fresh water from a salty spring.
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12:13 pm
Dear Mr. Bauer,
Here’s your scriptures, you should include more than just your “personal pick” my friend.
2 Timothy 2:15
“Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who has no need to be ashamed, rightly handling the word of truth.”
Matthew 10:20-22
“For it is not you who speak, but the Spirit of your Father speaking through you. Brother will deliver brother over to death, and the father his child, and children will rise against parents and have them put to death, and you will be hated by all for my name’s sake. But the one who endures to the end will be saved.”
Matthew 11:20
“20 Then he began to denounce the cities where most of his mighty works had been done, because they did not repent. 21 “Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! For if the mighty works done in you had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes. 22 But I tell you, it will be more bearable on the day of judgment for Tyre and Sidon than for you. 23 And you, Capernaum, will you be exalted to heaven? You will be brought down to Hades. For if the mighty works done in you had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day. 24 But I tell you that it will be more tolerable on the day of judgment for the land of Sodom than for you.”
Sin is Sin is Sin. And shame on you for DEFENDING sin and evilness with GOD’S VERY WORDS. I am praying for you to seek God’s will. Though I believe scripture should have been included in this post, it is still true that they are against God with their outward and proud display of disobedience to their creator. (Matthew 12:30)
BTW.. Your quote from the book of James speaks of the evilness of the tongue’s that your defending. For in the city of New Orleans during Mardi Gras, there is no question that those tongues that fill the streets speak soul staining evilness on a second to second basis. It was completely unnecessary for you to defend such. We are here to spread the Gospel, of which the first words are to be “Repent” and believe the good news.
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4:09 am
Btw you guys need a forum
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