• New Orleans Celebrates Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday with Giant Sinful Orgy

    February 24, 2009 4:55 pm 5 comments

    Reports from New Orleans show that the sinful children of iniquity have restored their city and once again have turned back to their wicked ways.

    Today is a day the Southerners in the backwoods of Louisiana refer to us Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday. As the name implies, it is the celebration of all the wrong things you can do: lust, greed, getting inebriated, premarital sex and even unprecedented displays of random nudity.

    During the presidency of George Bush, many of you may remember wrathful hands of judgment fell upon New Orleans when out of the blue one day, a mighty storm and rushing wind flooded all the sin out of the city. A sympathetic George Bush, along with a very wise Mike Brown and his friends from FEMA, quickly salvaged what was left of the city and gave the people the hope they needed to first repent and then rebuild their kingdom, but in the name of good.

    But alas, the children of the chocolate city have once again turned to their swamp mystic ceremony where men are even so bold to demand to women, ‘Kindly lift your shirt and show me your unmentionables!’ and then give the women beads for complying with their demands.

    This year over 800,000 men and women will go through the bizarre shirt lifting rituals, and then fornicate with one another which will surely spread STDs and result in many of the people catching dead.

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