New Sexually Active Heathen Tshirt Companies Strike Back in Tshirt War
As visitors from our various congregations and online communities as well may know, we are currently engaged in a massive battle against several heathen t-shirt companies.
Dirty Shirty Girls tempt people to buy their very, very naughty shirts.
Some time ago our friend Tyson Bowers III uncovered the works of tshirt company named Dirty Shirty. In an very shocking and frightening account, Tyson shared with us how that vile tshirt company actually propositioned his baby girl, a sophomore coed in college, and talked her into modeling off these shirts! Tyson was rightfully livid and immediately went to his girl’s school to chastise her and also collect her modeling shirts so they could be disposed.
Not long after this incident, the Agents of Morality decided to support a new great brand of tshirts, entitled the Ex-masturbator and Ex-homosexual, or Ex-sin, product series line.
Naturally, there would be nothing more proud for a convert to piety than wearing these tshirts, which proudly state your improved way of life, similar to how new-boycotters of France were able to champion the anti-France mugs we were selling several years ago.
So today it’s a very frustrating and sad thing to learn that several sinister new tshirt company start-ups are selling products, seemingly to mock the line of Ex-sin shirts (which you should support and buy!).
Here are several of the new offenses:
1) New Shirt Promoting the Homogay lifestyle
2) New Shirt Promoting Premarital Relations
Tshirts young heathen converts will love.
This is only the tip of the iceberg, but it’s against such things that we must remain steadfast and devoted in our commitment to fighting against.
In the spread of morality, it’s important to not leave out the urban cultures as well.
In addition to all the common temptations they have to face, they also must endure the hard street lifestyles, gang violence, black magic voodoos, avoiding the temptation to commit crimes and also everything advocated by their “hipster-hop rap music”.
It’s for this reason that the Agents of Morality continue to support this company.
Please see the video below, where we’ve included the statement video with the moral message to the masses:
If you have any new tshirt ideas for us to use in combat against these vile new creations, please let us see an image of your idea in the comments or email it to the holymailbox. If your design meets specifications, we’ll launch them in our upcoming new-counter product line.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
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5:32 pm
beautiful
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7:06 pm
Hey guys. Were can I get one of those Ex Monogamist shirts?
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7:25 pm
Love’m!!!!
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10:56 pm
Oh you Christians never cease to be a insanely funny source of humor.
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5:10 am
what i find funny about this post is that a few days ago i saw a post on this site being so racist calling the african-american “nigs” yet then they use them as the primary models for this post wearing the “ex” t-shirts
yet again this site is full of hypocrites…..here in New Zealand were dont do that. we are a peace loving country (yes we have our crimes but we are not racist). Stop calling yourself a christian and for once just start acting like one!
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2:32 pm
Where there is light there is dark, where there is plus there is minus. Don’t fight things you don’t understand.
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6:23 pm
DAMN! that girl in the first pic is hot!! were’d you find it to
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7:07 pm
I’d eat that first girl up and then sop the leftovers up with a biscuit. Giggity.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MywPTTV5xsA
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8:21 pm
Those girls a Dirty Shirty girls! THEY ARE ALL HOT!!!
You can see them at dirtyshirty.com and they have their own chick site dirtyshirtygirls.com
FAP FAP FAP
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9:16 pm
How about a shirt with the planters symbol on it, saying “Grab My nuts)?
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3:17 am
hmmm…i didn’t see any “ex-pedophile” t-shirts. or is that still allowed by the Church?
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9:42 pm
what the deuce, why are the new england patriots evil? the only problem is that shirt is too small for that girl
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9:02 am
lol wow…this is my second article im readin on this site and i have two things to say. The very first girl in this article…. I need to get on that
and the next: The ex-masturbator t-shirt just made me laugh so hard!!! This site is funnier than college humor..KEEP IT UP GUYS, you give me the daily laugh i need to get out of bed 
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9:10 pm
LOL thanks for this post I just bought my friend the ex-hetero shirt
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12:42 am
Clearly these religious aids will assist the Lord in determining the value of each after-life applicant and help guide our attitudes appropritely to those who express their views thru garments.
Now if we could only get each member of Islam to wear a “MUSLIUM” shirt thru customs.
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5:03 pm
“EX-VIRGIN”?? Wouldn’t that mean that they used to be a virgin, thus saying they’ve had sex?
Wow, fail.
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5:10 pm
“I go hard”? That sounds pretty sexual to me. Lol.
http://p4cmtshirts.bigcartel.com/product/i-go-hard-tshirts-women
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6:23 pm
i am a satanist and i will hunt u down dan. u fucking racist ass cunt licking christian fucker
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6:23 pm
i am a satanist. im finding u one day
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5:31 pm
haha, how much are you charging there?
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5:34 pm
I like the fact that she has a sad face over the entire ordeal.
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6:18 pm
What impressed me most is the attention to details. Is that pink nippleage I see.
As for the ex-sin shirts you guys are on about that’s just ridiculous.
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11:51 am
How about no, Chuckles?
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