Hedonistic nudist colonies are in the throes of ecstasy today, as February 6th marks the worldwide pagan World Nude Day Festival.
Followers of the Cult of Paganism (including Hindus, Buddhists, Democrats and some Arabians) celebrate this day by not wearing any clothes around the house and trying to see how much they can get away with going outside with no clothes on.
This is very indecent behavior and you should be very scared that people like this are running around our world. After Original Sin was committed by Adam and Eve, it’s reported that both Adam and Eve were ashamed of their nakedness because the lack of clothing surely was provocative between the two and made them lust after each other.
Even though this was alright after they were officially married and in the confines of what could be called their house, outside of such capacity they remained clothed and expected that each and every one of their children realize they should be clothed at all times too.
Women especially should know that their great-great-great-great (and many more greats, all the way back to Eve’s birth about 6000 years ago!) grandmother would be very ashamed of them.
So people who celebrate World Nude Day, we are very ashamed of you for your actions and do not approve of it at all.