The Communist Chinese Stole Our Jobs
I’m so very frustrated right now and you should be too. As you know, America is suffering one of the most tragic economic crunches since The Great Depression. The numbers are staggering; we’re trillions in debt, noble businesses are being forced to shut down and millions upon millions of good people are without jobs.
While the media is trying to act like they don’t know what’s going on, it’s pretty darned obvious and excuse my crassness there. There is a source for all of our economic woes and lack of jobs. There is a very good reason why it’s so hard for a good, skilled American like you to find a job.
CHINA!
The Chinese stole our jobs and are now attempting to hijack your quality of life.
Under the wise leadership of George Bush, the economy was re-balanced and things were not so bad. The government was able to easily give out a stimulus package last year so as to give Americans extra money with which to buy nice luxury items, as it was a time of plenty.
But since the vile Barack Obama came to office, he’s conspired with Asiatics to steal your jobs. Since Obama has been in office, the Chinese have made gains in industry and jobs all while Detroit big auto is rusting, American banks are being forced closed and nationwide, innocent little children are going hungry as their loyal American parents cannot find work.
In a recent report, the atheist Chinese government boasted that they will steal an additional 775,000 jobs from America by 2010. This is an outrage!
They will do jobs that Americans have traditionally loved doing, including parts assembly and field labor work. At least when the Mexicans steal our jobs, they have the decency to come to our nation to do it. The Chinese are simply stealing the jobs and taking them back across the Atlantic to their pagan homelands.
My fellow compatriots, we cannot continue to allow China to steal our jobs. Obama already let them rob up all of our money, which is why our country is now in debt. All of our dollars are over in China, being used to steal jobs and according to some reports, their capital city of Shanghai has several hotels using the American dollar as toilet tissue!
I’m outraged. They are stealing our money, our jobs and next they want our culture. Maybe next they will steal our male babies too, to add to their every-growing army that’s planning world domination.
My friends, now is the time to make all of this end. Do you like not being dead? Do you like liberty? Do you want your kids to have a safe, happy future?
If the answer to these questions is yes, and you don’t want your daughters being bludgeoned in sacrifice for population control, you’d better take heed.
To protect America you must buy only products that are made in America. Now some of you will say, ‘but I tried that and just about everything says made in China’. To you I say stop being a excuse-wielding wimp and be a patriot.
Just like your ancestors of old, if the product doesn’t properly exist make it yourself and open a store to sell it. The only way we can rebuild America is buy isolating ourselves to buy our own products, all while still coercing everyone else to give us their resources for cheap and use the dollar as their trading standard.
This is the way the world has always worked best and we must make it that way again. When America is strong, the world is secure. When that balance is upset, you get the mess we have now.
So today, friends, start buying American and make your nation great once again, lest the glistening buttons of an invading Chinese soldier’s uniform be the last piece of prosperity your eyes see!
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Author: Amber
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5:39 am
This just adds to what you are saying here Amber about these no good chinase trying to threaten us and still our wealth
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwN-ZJkHez8
I’m gonig to make sure my friends and loves ones are only buyin American from hear on out but you better believe you me, i’m really tired of all these liberals always trying to come out and say america isj just like the roman empire and that wes is going to fall
did the romans have nuclar weapons? i think not. we do have nuclar weapons and if push comes to shove well push them right down anyone who tries to stop us from protecting this world from hurt and suffering
china and russia have already shown their true colors when stalin murdered everyone back there with hitler and now they are no different asides on account of stealing our jobs like you point out here
they had just better watch themselves or they mighty hand of america will serve them up something real good like
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5:56 am
you have got to be joking?
First of all Obama has been in office a month, The Chinese started taking over under the 1st bush.
2nd to even mention a boycott of a nations goods is illegal, as part of our support to Israel circa mid 80s we made it a felony for anyone in our country to attempt such an action.
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1:34 pm
Is this website fake? People can’t really be this out of touch with facts. Do, I don’t know, ten minutes of research and you can disprove every xenophobic bit of bs in that rant above. Republicans have hitched their politics to Christianity because as this website proves, people drunk on kool aid will glady drink more. There is not one factual sentance in this article. If it was written by a child, I would cut them a little slack.
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2:43 pm
No, it’s not real. At first I thought it was too, but after perusing the site, I found it’s just a really well put together troll page, like christiananswers.
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3:48 pm
” …according to some reports, their capital city of Tokyo has several hotels using the American dollar as toilet tissue!”
Do some geography, folks!!!
Capital of china –> Beijing
Tokyo –> Capital of Japan
Japan –> Nuked by the US in WW2. now good friends with them (capitalist)
China –> Ex-Communist, now capitalist as well
And no, this is no great asian complex, China and Japan ARE quite distinct from each other because:
They historically don’t like themselves,
They embrace different political models
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6:14 pm
All of our dollars are over in China, being used to steal jobs and according to some reports, their capital city of Tokyo has several hotels using the American dollar as toilet tissue!——–Tokyo is not China’s capital. its Japans : D i think this is a bit exaggerated
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8:48 pm
Wow. Barack Obama hasn’t even finished the first 100 days of his term and these guys are already blaming him for the loss of American jobs. Don’t they realize that this all started while _Bush_ was in office?
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6:00 pm
They didn’t steal jobs. It’s just that when you spend to buy Chinese stuff, they don’t return the favor. They just save the money.
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10:35 am
No-brain racist bigot, stop shitting and shut up!!
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2:32 pm
I quote, “The Chinese are simply stealing the jobs and taking them back across the Atlantic to their pagan homelands.”
Wouldn’t it be a lot faster if they take those jobs across the Pacific instead of the Atlantic?
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12:56 pm
holy shit, this is some sick joke right? You people are fucking stupid!
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6:26 pm
Reading through the website you guys are brilliant. It is so funny and blantantly satirical. I think the fact that most of the people who read the site don’t understand that it is a joke about their own ignorance is great…its kind of like the simpsons and how most of the viewers are too stupid to know its a satire on the american lifestyle. If you ever want a new writer or any kind of help for these pieces I would love to try my hand at it.
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1:56 pm
THEYTOOK’ERJURBSSS!
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2:26 pm
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2:27 pm
Live sperm back to earth….Bin Laden will now fuck your ass deep, and deep thoat….Goli MAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
–regard from Miniack Dipshit
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2:46 pm
I hope you realise that those jobs that these Chinese ‘Stealing’ are actually given to them. The reason that everything is made in China is because big American (and many other countries) businesses find it cheaper to take advantage of Chinese workers than produce products in there own countries. Blame human greed, not Barack Obama, but you can’t do that because your a stupid cunt.
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2:59 pm
I hope you lose your job next
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3:01 pm
Quote: The Chinese are simply stealing the jobs and taking them back across the Atlantic to their pagan homelands.
We’re across the Pacific.
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5:05 pm
The USA is full of ignorant scum.
The USA is a Nation of petty criminals and immigrants.
The corrupt land of war criminals and Madoffs.
Its over for the USA and its short history.
Nobodys cares about your moaning.
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8:05 am
You American no work! Want money lots! Sit all day! Complain fat ass!
We CHinese work hard! Pay little! Steal Whitey job!
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7:46 pm
Okay, now whoever wrote this, please just leave the government to people who actually know what’s happening in the country. “Wise leadership of george bush”. Dang. How more out of touch you can get? Meanwhile Obamas balancing the credit market and getting us out of this trash, you’re ranting about how we were so much better under the guy who screwed up this country in the first place.
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7:02 pm
this is so wrong
1. china is across the pacific get your facts right
2. the capital of china is Beijing not shanghai
3. American buisnesses like wal mart gave china these jobs
so heres my message: please do some research before you post these articles i mean you do have internet connection so go onto google or wikipedia
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6:07 am
why do you love tellin lioes here abudullah?
why does bill oreilly not like france abudullah?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,148011,00.html
why did even the demoncrats realize chinese needed some protest abudullah?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344690,00.html
you best realize they are out to get all of us
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6:55 am
Im not making fun of you, but you should first impress upon me your ability to spell before you tackle the hard science of political debate.
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6:01 pm
(so the solution is to stop buying Chinese stuff until they start buying American stuff)
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