The Power of God Smites Soundboards At Atheist’s The BJ Radio Show

Adam Nelson
• ChristWire
February 16, 2009 6:07 am15 comments

As many of our readers know, last week the immoral miscreants behind the New York based BJ Radio show decided to encourage their listeners to sin and attack our fine community here at ChristWire.


Show host ‘Bizza’ reportedly has a very special meaning behind the “BJ” in BJ Radio show.

In unprecedented acts of villainy, the fans of The BJ Radio Show flooded our servers with indecent images and even tricked several of our female college interns into befriending them on Facebook, at which point they made perverse comments on their pages.

These actions are simply hedonistic, but the people at The BJ Radio Show just had to come back for more. In attempts to lead more people into the temptation of lust, BJ Radio hosts openly re-mocked a sermon excerpt made by our good friend Jack Gould.

You can read and hear their immoral mockery here.

Vexed, several of our Moral Leaders soon after called them up and demanded they censor such blasphemy from their site, and instead of being reasonable they refused! They refused a little moral censoring.

This left us with no choice but to turn our prayer warriors loose on their heathen lands, as to bring a plague of all sorts of misfortune to their radio show.

As you can guess, our prayers worked and over the past week 3 of the hosts fell ill with sickness, while the soundboard in their studio blew up and started an electrical fire. They have been unable to produce a show since their mockery.

Yet, much like King Pharaoh, these fools still have not learned their lessons. They still refuse to let us censor them and bring morality to their community. For this, they will surely endure a fate even worse than sickness or exploding sound boards. Glory!

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15 Comments

  • lol

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  • Thanks for the free promotion!

    ~~C===3

    Bizza

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  • Tyson Bowers III

    What does the chicken bone “macro” mean?

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  • Hey, I’m no atheist. I just think that God wouldn’t have invented the sphincter if he didn’t have a filthy sense of humor.

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  • Haha this is the funniest thing i ever herd…your a silly goose this show rocks my socks and i have flashd them many times..thank god

    null

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  • This is a joke site right?

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  • I know I sure as fuck didn’t photoshop that.. so I dunno who you’re talking about supporting the “homogay” agenda.

    By the way, here’s a pic I found of your beloved “Tyson BONERS”

    [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/f4e8f9.jpg[/IMG]

    BOY, you’re a DICK DEMON, aren’t you?

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  • f4e8f9.jpg

    …to quote Bill O’Reilly … FUCKING THING SUCKS! Nice website tools! augh

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  • Nathan Saft Dennis Lant

    Tonight I am going to pray for someone to die. Tomorrow, somebody on this planet WILL die. I guess that proves that God exists and does whatever the FUCK you ask him to.

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  • Jesus Fucking Christ

    Chicken bone macro doesn’t exist. You understand this show is weekly. There is no cease, there is no desist. Hate will flow every Tuesday. For good measure I like loli’s.
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  • If it’s weekly why did it not air last week?

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  • we broadcasted loud and clear last week. unless you were in the chatroom. our chatroom provider doesn’t always work. figures

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  • DIRT BUTTON!

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  • Tyson Bowers III

    God is not a joke!

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  • you people obviously need some help here

    no im sure gods a joke since ive been insulting you bullshit website for over 3 days and your so called omnipotenet god has done fuck all so i suggest you find a habbit less likly to get you killed and no thats not a threat mearly some good advice. now too sit back and watch the redneck sparks fly

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