The Soviet Russian Red Army Is Going To Kill Us Dead!
The Soviet Red Army is on the rise and their only true goal is to nuke you and your loved ones dead. Right now it is very cold, dark, wet…and very, very I’m afraid. In your heart you should be scared too.
Soviet Russians have always had it out for us because they are jealous of our freedom.
Common poster that adorns the wall in ever Russian family commune.
In the 1960s, a Russian democrat named Krushchev corrupted the heart of a young Christian named Fidel Castro in Cuba. He was a pious, devout man who loved America until through their atheistic mystics, the Soviet liberals turned poor Castro’s heart to the dark side of communism.
With all the good naturally sucked right out of him, Castro worked tirelessly with the Soviets so they could kill the children of The Greatest Generation, that is, the very Americans that had saved Earth from the no good NAZIs and their allies only twenty years earlier.
As we’ve seen time and time again in history, the villains against the moral nation of America were vanquished and Cuba was no exception. Through brilliant Republican leadership and advisement a young John Kennedy was used to bring the conflict to a peaceful end.
But as you’ve seen accurately portrayed in 80s war movies, the communist desire for peace is null and their hearts are filled with wanton bloodlust, a lust that can only be satiated with the blood from our dead bodies.
Today in the USSR, millions of well-trained young Russians rallied in the streets, yelling out pagan communist war chants and brandishing signs that displayed phrases like “”Our cause is just. It will be our victory!”.
There was once a time when communists used to hide in fear and cower in terror because they respected the strong, moral hands of America.
During the 1980s, America was blessed with the most brilliant leader of modern times in Ronald Reagan. Along with the divine (though somewhat liberal, but not too bad) Pope John Paul II, Reagan was able to crush the evil hope, spirit and dreams of the Soviet Russians.
Pope John Paul II and blessed President Ronald Reagan were on a mission, from God, to single-handedly bring peace and freedom to Earth by vanquishing the Soviet Russians.
Reagan tore down their walls of oppression in Berlin, put to shame their dreams of space conquest and even inspired Gorbachev and his minions to repentant tears after a beautiful speech given in the foreground of waving American flags.
Why are these communists so emboldened? I’ll tell you why.
Obama.
Barack Obama is a Democrat and as history has shown us, liberals love Trotsky (e.g., Franklin ‘FDR’ Roosevelt) and all love the teachings of Karl Marx. Obama is no exception.
Why is it that time and time again after Obama victories, Vladmir Putin would go and kill tigers in bizarre rituals and supporters were caught on tape waving Russian flags at his campaign rallies?
You can see Obama supporters boldly waving a pagan Soviet flag on US soil.
Why were the Russians so bold as to even try to invade the blessed Southern state of Georgia ?
Now this is not verified but I know as well as you do the Russians helped cheat McCain out of the elections. They knew McCain would defend this nation against their threat. This is why liberals worked so hard to ruin your confidence in good polling solutions like Diebold and errant chad counting in red states.
Friends, I would like to tell you that a new Reagan was on a mission and that everything will be ok, but it most certainly is not.
Gone are the days of American glory and now we are in a dark age of oppression. As we speak liberals are working to continue causing things like high gas prices (give more money to the -Arab allies), a weak economy and high divorce rates.
Much like Pharaoh when trying to vanquish the children of Israel, liberals and Soviets know the best way to hinder and yoke the spirit of morality is by attacking family values and prosperity.
Now there may not be time to buy enough bomb shelters so you can hide and pray if the Soviets do attack our poor, defenseless nation under Obama, but there is one lesson from the past that we must remember as we weather this giant Russian red storm of destruction and iniquity.
Faith.
Even when the Soviets had 1300 strategic nuclear missiles while we had none in the 1980s, President Ronald Reagan did not shake in his boots and neither should you. He stood strong and had faith in the American people.
He had faith we would persevere. He had faith we would overcome. Indeed, Reagan had faith the the heart of America would find the means to eliminate Soviet confidence through prayer, technological marvel and pride.
Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today’s world do not have. – Ronald reagan
So today, good friends, know that the atheist threat of Soviets is out to get you! Even though you should be scared, you should also have faith that in 2012 –should you vote Right– once again our nation will put the threat against Democracy into containment where it belongs.
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7:01 pm
“Why were the Russians so bold as to even try to invade the blessed Southern state of Georgia ?”
Are you sure you’re not confusing the STATE of Georgia (in the US) with the NATION of Georgia (in Eastern Europe)? They’re two different places, just with the same name. Russia invaded the NATION of Georgia, they didn’t set foot on US soil at all.
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7:44 pm
I’m slightly confused, as you are too. Let me just make this clear before we begin discussing what you’ve written above:
1) Defining America as a “moral,” “blessed” nation is clearly inconsistent to the America I know, being a citizen of said country. Are we not the nation that instituted slavery from our birth until the 1860s, and then continued to enact laws strictly segregating peoples from voting booths, restaurants, bathrooms, and water foundations strictly on the basis of their skin color? Are we not the nation that has backed military coup’s in many African, South American, and Asian nations, many of them culminating in violent dictators that have bleed their own citizens? Can America really proclaim itself to be the moral authority of the world when we’ve invaded nations (i.e. Iraq) upon unfounded grounds? Isn’t America the nation who looks after it’s own economic/political priorities before humanity (i.e. Israel’s recent invasion of Gaza)?
2) Have you read any of Karl Marx’s texts? Do you know what Communism is? Do you know what Democracy is? If so, you would know that Communism, specifically in the form of the “Soviet Russian Red Army,” which you’ve stated, is a “threat against Democracy,” is one of the greatest examples of Democracy? And, in case you don’t believe me, here’s a definition of Democracy, as defined by Norberto Bobbio: ” ‘democracy’” denotes one of many possible modes of government, namely that in which power is not yet vested in a single individual or in the hands of a few, but lies with everybody, or rather with the majority” (Liberalism and Democracy, 1). Now, I can see where you are going to attack me: Soviet Russia isn’t a Democracy, but a totalitarian state, and, on that point, I’ll agree with you. However, you are not just attacking Russia, you are also attacking Communism as well, which is clearly a topic which you’ve no proper grounding.
3) “Much like Pharaoh when trying to vanquish the children of Israel, liberals and Soviets know the best way to hinder and yoke the spirit of morality is by attacking family values and prosperity.”
You clearly do not understand that liberals and Communists are on opposite sides of the political spectrum. In all honesty, you, as an individual who most likely desires individual prosperity, are a liberal. Liberalism argues for individual rights – such as defined in our “Declaration of Independence” or France’s “Rights of Man.” However, Liberalism also argues that a state is a necessary evil, an evil that is required for the protection of individual rights. In turn, Socialist, as well as Communists, wish for equality of all peoples at the expense of individual rights. By having a prosperous and equal society, the individuals will be prosperous as well. So, I simply wanted to address the gap in your argument concerning Liberals and Communists, since they are opposites of political spectrum, thereby making your position either on the side of Liberalism or Communism, which, then, makes you an individual who is also “attacking family values and prosperity.”
I don’t know why I spent so much energy on this when you clearly have a highly skewed viewpoint. You’ve absorbed so much propaganda that you haven’t an original thought of your own. And, for your information, I am a follower of Marxism; however, I’ve studied it, as well as other forms of political thought, and recognize its positives and negatives. By following America blindly, without any actual knowledge to back your argument, you’ve demonstrated what happens when an individual loses all form of questioning and becomes a mindless, mediocre follower.
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7:49 pm
Also, if this is a real website – real being that these articles are not satirical – then I’m shocked and laughing. If it’s a satire, then I’m shocked and laughing.
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11:40 pm
RE: Field
You’re shocked, laughing, and writing fucking essays. Face it man, you’ve been trolled HARD.
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9:22 pm
This is a parody post you idiots.
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5:36 am
man ur dumb if you serch up amber or abe in here they are fully racist
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7:16 pm
It is over, I will be trolled no longer, this site is a parody. A damn good one. Like a method actor that will not break character no matter what.
However, it might be legitimately insane.
For that, here we go.
The USSR does not exist anymore, it disbanded in 1993. Russia is just russia now, and they are no longer communist, you fuckwit.
I do not know if you really thought that Russia invaded the US, I just can’t fathom that level of stupidity, you must have meant Georgia the Nation.
Also, in the 80s we had plenty of ICBMs with nuclear payloads.
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7:32 pm
Actually, fallen, you need to read President Ronald Reagan’s speech about the discrepancy in weapons. They had 1300 tactical nukes aimed at us, we had 0 at the time of his address.
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11:08 pm
“…blessed Southern state of Georgia…”
Not Georgia United States. You know Atlanta, peaches, Jimmy Carter…The one you are referring to is a little further east.
And the pic of the fire that resembles the Pope is a photoshopped picture from several years ago.
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11:26 pm
“Why were the Russians so bold as to even try to invade the blessed Southern state of Georgia ?”
Well, this confirms it: Amber is officially retarded.
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12:30 am
I just heard about them Korean variety of Chinese were shooting some missiles at us today as well. Probably a joint effort with their little Russian sinhole buddies. I’ll research it up tomorrow and warn everyone about it.
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5:10 am
Is this for real??? if it is a joke it worked well made me laugh, but if its meant to be real then I pitty the writer..
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4:38 pm
Never realized that Kennedy was Republican…oh the things you “learn” on Christwire…
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3:45 pm
KENNEDY WAS DEMOCRAT! YOU GUYS ARE DIPSHITS!
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10:44 am
I know…and I feel used.
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