Comments on: Watch Twilight Movie Online Now, Your Heart will Race with Fear and Panic

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 05:05:07 +0000

Hey proud lib, why don’t you tell rachel Maddow, maybe she can run another story using christwire as her “source”

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By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:47:25 +0000

I’m just going straight to insults now. Practice this thing called spell check. also if you are in school take a typing class, english class and slap your elementary school spelling teacher. If you are not in school go back.

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By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:36:33 +0000

With no satanic vampire cult there would still be those godless injuns and their shape shifting black magic

p.s. do I really need to point out this is not meant to be taken seriously

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By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:34:35 +0000

What kind of (insert insult here) would even have to think this is serious?

p.s. Get a life, I mean really

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By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:19:42 +0000

I’ll reply since I have nothing to do this evening except plan genocide. This entire site is satire, meaning not serious, I’m unsure what’s more funny the sick since of humor found on this site or tools like you who take this seriously. What kind of lame, uneducated backwoods moron do you have to be to think that just because it’s on the internet it is to be taken serious? If you dislike the content, leave.

p.s. The first amendment was created to protect “offensive” speech. If all speech were non-offensive there would be no need for freedom of speech.

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By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:14:06 +0000

I’m glad to hear that you’ve re-found God. I’ll pray that he sends you a dictionary. Upon receiving it please look up the definition of satire. This entire web site is satire aimed at religious types. The fact that you actually believe this to be serious is sad. To answer you werewolf question, he is a godless heathen who practices the dark magic of shapeshift. He will burn in hell. Thank you for ruining the movie for me as I refuse to pay money to purchase the book.

p.s. if you still think this site is serious go find a sense of humor.

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By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:05:13 +0000

So dracula’s name means son of the dragon? And what is a dragon? A serpent! Which is a snake, which is the form the devil took in the garden of Eden. Not to mention the references to a great dragon in the book of revelation. The fact that the books author is Mormon is just more proof of her godless intentions. REPENT FOR THE END IS NEAR!

p.s. if you took this seriously please visit you nearest psychiatric unit and check yourself in

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By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 22:55:28 +0000

While it is true that this seed of evil and his godless harlot do not have premarital sex or kill humans that does not excuse the evil of the book or movies. Also in defense of the Cullen family they DO promote a hetero-family structure with one male and one female “parent”. Not two males or females. The feel good ends there for me. If you look at the relationship between Edward’s siblings you will see blatant incest. The true tragedy of this movie lies in it’s real heroes. A godless indian tribe who practice evil magic who can shapehift. These godless heathens consider themselves natural enemies to the satanic vampires. However, rather than destroy them they agree to a treaty. The sign of a true liberal. I know in the world of Twilight Chief Jacob will burn in hell for his godless ways. I can only hope there is a special layer of hell as he and his tribe allow the satanic vampire to force their evil ways on an impressionable and willing to please Bella.

p.s. if you took this seriously then you are worse than Hitler.

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By: jeff

jeff — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:42:57 +0000

ISIAIh 41 BRING forth your IDOLS did they PREACH to you see they can’t speak they can’t DO ANYTHING all they do is cause confusion. Jeremiah 10 they nil hier IDOL down like a scarecrow it can’t move cant speak can’t move must be carried these are nothing but the WORK of CON men.john 10 jesus christ sais his sheep hear his voice and another voice thy will not follow and if another person tries to preach to tem they WILL FLEE from him. jeremiah 5 the priests bear rule on thier own authority what will you do when your judged my word is not inside them. Now here is the kicker john 5 son of man voice goes back in time mathew 16 jesus christ claims to be th son of man.‎1 cor2 mind of CHRIST preached internally and john 16 sais the spirit of truth comes in the future. Ezekiel 13 lying prophets of ISRAEL my word is not inside them saying god sais god sais god sais wrote hoping mankind would CONFIRM thier WORDS. all of this is EASILY verifiable.

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