Women Cannot Drive That Well
As you know, in the beginning of time God created man and named him Adam. Adam was of course given responsibility over Earth, dominion, and was to name, protect and use all creatures great and small. Such is the responsibility of man to this day.
Adam, as he on most high knew he would, became very lonely and therefore from his ribs God created a helpmeet for Adam. Eve was naturally beautiful and Adam enjoyed her company, that is until she tempted Adam to eat forbidden fruit and forced Adam, and all men, the responsibility to till the ground, provide a home and hunt the very beasts he had named to provide for Eve and their eventual family.
It was at this time Adam named Eve’s species ‘woman’, that is, a woe unto man. Since the day women received their moniker, even though they are still very beautiful and have their use to keep us company and entertained, they can certainly be a woe.
One thing you know about women is that they don’t quite have the manual dexterity or abstract mental abilities of a man, being the secondary type of human. Feminists will try to convince you otherwise, but that’s just because feminists are no good atheist liberals who are destroying society all to forward their little agenda.
It’s important to remind women that even though they do mess up a bunch, we still do love them. Still, they do mess up and when they do it needs to be documented as a reminder the immoral feminists. In this video, you see a typical woman who is unable to drive a car and falls into a feminine panic. There are some things that are just best left to men.
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Author: Abe
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8:01 am
I can’t wait to see the comments on this post!
I’m laughing my head off reading this. For the record, I don’t agree with anything in the article. But I love this site more and more!
Just a friendly suggestion though – maybe proof read a bit better before posting?
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10:05 am
So Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth they had sex and got two boys, that means they fucked their mother to get more children and thus started a whole chain of incestuous relationships.
Is that REALLY what you believe?????????????
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1:37 am
From reading all of the articles on this site, do you really question yourself that they AREN’T inbred?
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10:12 am
oh and Abe
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1:13 pm
So do you just like to piss people off or what? Or are you so threatened by every one else (women, gays, minorities) because they are gaining more rights and success in this country than you?
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1:56 pm
Here are some scriptures that you should memorize. Please stop writing gossip in the disguise of religion.
1 Timothy 5:13
“they will learn to be lazy and will spend their time gossiping from house to house, meddling in other people’s business and talking about things they shouldn’t.”
James 3: 7 – 12
People can tame all kinds of animals, birds, reptiles, and fish, but no one can tame the tongue. It is restless and evil, full of deadly poison. Sometimes it praises our Lord and Father, and sometimes it curses those who have been made in the image of God. And so blessing and cursing come pouring out of the same mouth. Surely, my brothers and sisters, this is not right! Does a spring of water bubble out with both fresh water and bitter water? Does a fig tree produce olives, or a grapevine produce figs? No, and you can’t draw fresh water from a salty spring.
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10:33 pm
“It’s important to remind women that even though they do mess up a bunch, we still do love them. Still, they do mess up and when they do it needs to be documented as a reminder the immoral feminists.”
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You make me lol so very hard, ChristWire.
I love it how people think your website’s real.
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9:27 pm
Actually, if you look at the Biblical Refrences to the creation of women, its obvious as to why they are so impaired compared to there male couterparts. They were only crafted from part of Adam, and therefore only posess a small amount of the loving craftsmanship GOD put into man. LOVE GODS WAY!
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5:37 pm
So all I’m meant for is to look pretty and help around the house? and men are the ultimate gender? funny, my husband does nothing except sit on his ass and watch TV and yell me, (which is 1 reason i divorced his ass) while i WORKED, and DROVE and PROVIDED. If you love women, love them like an equal, men muss up too jerk, just like women do, NO ONE IS PERFECT. jerk
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1:09 am
First of all, let it be known that women have cheaper insurance, legal age before a man and I happen to be a 61 year old woman with an almost perfect driving record I’ve had one speeding ticket in my whole life and just one accident in 61 years. Most men, by the time they’re 19, have lost their license at least if not twice or more. So who’s the better drivers, men or women?
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1:32 am
Uh huh.. that’s why there’s a lot more men in prison than women.
Violent crimes are surely far less concerning than bad driving.
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10:54 am
To the author
You’re a fucking Arsehole! I hope your wife reads this and meets a man who loves her for a woman, not woeful company. I hope lets him use non-traditional intercourse techniques too. You’re a chauvenist biggot you stupid toffee. This article is pathetic.
@ Ian Peatey, I had hope in your first sentence but then you said you loved this site. I love it purely for humour when my job gets boring.
See this link, I know its just wikipedia but have a read. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_Patrick
Woman are bad drivers.
How can you say woman do not have the mental dexterity to to things as well as man?…..
What self respecting woman would truly respect a man who thinks of her as his subordinate whose sole purpose is to be his company.
I love your site, but mostly because is so fucking hilrious, and thats not a compliment
by the way miss mexico is really really really hot, you should have put on the bikini segment!
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1:01 am
“Women Cannot Drive That Well”
The Christwire understatement of 2009!
Thanks for the great read, Abe!
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1:17 am
Sexist fucking clown, just because no girl ever said ‘yes’ to asking you out doesn’t mean you can look down upon them.
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5:34 pm
Actually Andrew, as weird and outlandish as it sounds this site is 100% real….do the research on the site, i know its sickening but it is real.
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5:47 pm
Well, from the way you’re being sassy here I can see why he had to raise his voice at you from time to time. I bet all the nagging and being called a jerk left the poor guy tired out, with no energy to go out and work like he truly desired.
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6:13 pm
I agree with you bean, lol. I would never do that to my wife. That is pure lazyness and disrespect. I love women, and I aim to respect them.
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9:23 pm
It doesn’t matter what your opinions are. You are supposed to serve your husband no matter how slovenly he may appear to your lesser, womanly eyes. Living humbly under your husbands much superior wisdom, as was granted by God, will some day bring you happiness. As a woman, this may be difficult for you to understand, but the fact remains that The Bible tells us that women are below men and should serve their husbands diligently
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1:59 am
Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? Why should women be treated any different from men? We’re both humans. And without us you would not have any way of procreation. We go through the pain of childbirth, we raise the kids with little to no help from you slobs, we work and can do things just like men can! So pull your head out of your ass and step off your pedestal. The only reason the bible and christians and catholics badmouth women is because they want to cover up the truth about jesus, if he even existed, had a wife named Mary Magdalene. Now let me see you respond to that, you sexist bastard!
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2:37 am
Finally! Intelligence! Seriously, a human being is a human being. No different. This is why things like a women getting paid less than a man to do the exact same job, even high into the corporate world, are just plain wrong. ‘Nuff said.
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3:44 am
“And without us you would not have any way of procreation. We go through the pain of childbirth, we raise the kids with little to no help from you slobs,”
I couldn’t agree with you more on this part, darksorceressmonoke. Women are blessed with the responsibility of getting to house the son’s of man, and raise the family too. It’s good to see you recognize natural order.
All too often gays, especially homogay men, try to deny the fact that without women we would not have any way of procreation. God did not make Adam’s helpmeet a dainty dandy named Steve, but rather a beautiful new creature named Eve, which Adam named woman. Truly wonderful.
I also notice, however, that you fail to realize how feminism is destroying society and claim Jesus had a big, festive wedding with much fanfare, pomp and circumstance somewhere in the Bible?
You name also implies magic, so we should discuss that as well. Magic and sorceries, and I’m guessing this ‘monoke’ (evolved monkey beast?) are all bad things to associate with yourself, friend.
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4:58 am
It is merely a name I created for myself; and Monoke is Japanese, merely coincidental that it sounds like ‘monkey’ and means ‘princess of spirits’. If you really want dark you should click my name. If you’re not too scared.
And it also urks me that all of you here refer to ‘gays’ as a bad thing. Why change what people think? Why should it bother you that these people are going to hell by your standards? If they don’t want to be ‘saved’ then stop bothering them. And you should try some reverse psychology once in awhile; meaning that if you make everything legal, fewer people will want to break the law just for the heck of it; and that means less crime and fewer ‘gays’ coming out publicly just to make people squirm. Now the last thing this means is to make murder legal. I am against killing more than anything.
One final thing. I would like to know how you guys stand on animal rights.
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1:16 am
You guys think you’re so superior, do you realize that it only takes one man to father children in a hundred women and not one man can give birth. The old saying is ‘if woman had the first child, man had the second child there wouldn’t be any more children because man cannot stand the pain a woman can stand; giving birth to a child.’ So therefore who is more superior, man or woman?
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