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Only weeks ago I warned everyone about the evil hordes of Chinese who will come and kill us all dead with their clone armies and biological weapons!
People of faith took heart and prayed while the foolish liberals laughed it up, calling the communist Chinese our allies despite their transgressions in World War 2 and crashing our economy.
Now who’s laughing as shocking video footage from China shows that these atheistic wonders have manged to create giant fire breathing robots!
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people and again you should be too Don’t let people tell you are racist for feeling this way, because anyone in their right mind fears a gigantic Godless firebreathing robot designed to burn the life out of all things good and moral.
Friends, the Chinese are engineered to hate American freedoms at birth and there is nothing that would bring joy to their cold hearts more than burning you and your children dead.
In the last century Asia murdered our grandfathers during a sneak attack at Pearl Harbor and now they will send these robots over to firebomb you and your precious children in your sleep.
Now some liberals will try to fool you and say the Chinese would never do such things, the thought of burning a human is preposterous. To that I say tell that to the cute little puppy that’s being BBQ’d and eaten alive at your local Mongolian BBQ.
He’d try to bark a response but his little grilled mouth is too busy swimming in the soy sauce laden bellies of the very people who support making these robots.
Anyone who has no problems eating puppies will not have making sure you and your loved ones are seared well done by their weapons of mass destruction.
This finding has put so much fear into my heart that I will not sleep well and you are naturally scared too. Let us look at more of the leaked video so we can become more panicked and have greater incentive to implore our political leaders return the laws of McCarthyism and sign Executive Orders against anyone who may be trying to aide the Chinese build these new WMDs.
11:30 pm
goodness, this is terrifying. bring on the bombs, just keep the fire breathing robots to yourselves
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2:29 am
Do you think they will use this on the world leaders tomorrow at their little convention?
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7:37 am
It’s clearly meant for intimidation.
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3:32 pm
Go figure, this isn’t Chinese. This is Japanese. Please, if you are going to rant about how the “Chinese” are completely and irrefutably evil in every regard, shape, and form, please make sure that the subject matter revolves around said subject. Of course, you’re probably just going to call me out as a (looks up random insult here “http://www.fightconservatives.com/Inside-the-Book/Conservative-Insult-Generator.html”) hrm… “unpatriotic stem-cell-sucking defeatocrat”, so my entire posting here was basically a waste of time. Not all Asians are lying evil atheists. If they were, I seriously suggest you take Amber out of your article writing staff. No, i’m not being racist. I’m being just as racist as…..erm…every single article you have regarding anything that isn’t a white male.
And anyways, the Chinese are essentially our (U.S.) allies. Blame Bush for this. Neither Obama or Clinton sent our jobs overseas. You can check that out at a “Liberal News Source”, or, you can check that nice little tag on the back of your shirt. If you hate Asia so much, you can go ahead and burn everything labeled “Made in China” in your house. Don’t be hypocritical.
This Website would be on the scale of funny beyond all recognition, if it wasn’t for the fact that you all are serious. Screaming at everyone for attention with rediculous facts like “2 out of every 5 teens engage in blood drinking ceremonies, engage in premarital sex and conduct animal sacrifices.” then insulting them with pre-modern terms is quite hillarious.(http://christwire.org/index.php?s=twilight), you wonder why you aren’t converting anyone to your “cause”. Its okay though. There’s always room for extremism in America. Just take the facts out of everything and ONLY READ WHAT YOU WANT TO READ, and we’ll be good from there.
(Capitalized for emphasis, because i know its coming)
MAYBE THE BIBLE HAS SOME SORT OF TEXT YOU CAN PULL COMPLETELY OUT OF LITERAL CONTEXT TO USE AGAINST MY ARGUMENT. (See. Ad Hominem, Strawman Argument)
I look forward to your 2 sentence response where you call me some form of Satan Spawn, then call me your “Friend”, etc. etc. I’m calling it.
Don’t worry, I didn’t expect you to read any of it. Reading anything other than the bible must be evil (which, probably, you didn’t read either.)
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2:19 pm
its a joke dumbass
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2:02 am
uh no it isnt your really stupid to say this because in her other post it shows racism to other races instead of white mostly she hates chinese but never talked with one
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3:54 pm
Looks like you need to read about the Sino-German cooperation, Factboy. If the Chinese were our allies, they also would not have stolen nuclear secrets to create more weapons of which they will try to use to bring destruction and fear to us. Both Clinton and Obama sold us out to the Chinese with their socialist policies.
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4:19 pm
To the commentator up above, I see you are ignorant and suggest you invest some time researching the Sino-German cooperation. I must admit that I did not know initially know about this alliance between the Germans and Chinese before a seminar study several months ago. It is quite fascinating.
Also, saying there was no way the NAZIs would work with some unscrupulous Chinese because “NAZIs hated communism” is fallacious. The fact is that the German NAZIs did work with Chinese, and they worked with the Japanese. You can rest assured that Japanese are not Aryans and the heart of the NAZI party, Adolf Hitler, would have killed them off as he hated them too. They were means to an end, just like the poor Jewish people and others who were used to build ghettos and machines of war before being killed off by the heartless hands of Hitler’s armies. Thank goodness America was blessed to bring an end to that war and the German/Asian menace.
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2:05 am
finally someone is right chinese are nice and for the ignorant people that are racist you probably never sat down and talked to one for 1 day of your life
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4:29 pm
silly christians are silly christians
take your belief set back to the middle ages where it belongs
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5:02 pm
To all commenters who are posting against “Check Your Facts”, let me just remind you that if you read the Bible, Jesus taught us to love our enemies… not accuse them of going to nuke us off the planet. LOVE (notice the capitalization for emphasis), is one of Jesus’s main lesson in the Bible. However, it is people like you commenters who misinterpret the Bible and think we should accuse our “enemies” are going to debase the world in some shape or form, make a website where everyone believes the same thing, and attack all “non believers”. It’s sad to say that “Check Your Facts” could very be the Pope (minus the sarcasm, of course). The Pope would argue that this website is completely debased. The Pope would call all the narrow-minded souls on this website, who in this current article, believe that China (actually Japan, “Check Your Facts” is right), is going to completely destroy America because they hate us. The Pope, Jesus, God, The Messiah, would all call you out on your hate, and tell you to love your enemies instead.
Please, if you are going to argue my statement, use the Bible as a source (not ANYTHING else).
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6:45 pm
No one is questioning the Lord’s vengeance, least of all me, since we all know that these godless heathen Chinese will all burn in Hell anyway (2 Thessalonians 1:7-9, &c.).
What I AM questioning is our ability to defend the US of A from the Chinese fire-belching attack robots. We have PLENTY of money to invest in developing our own armies of giant robots if only we could get rid of these Communist welfare programs like Social Security and Medicare.
Until now I was wondering what country was going to be the first to develop giant fire-shooting robots, and now we know. It is something I have noticed before: once the Jews in Hollywood harp on a particular theme for a while, it becomes a reality. For example, Hollywood let negro actors play president of the US of A in many movies and now we have a real live negro president. Similarly giant attack robots have been on television and in the movies for decades, so it was only a matter of time before some country developed real life ones. Now we know who has them, the Chinese plotting away in Tokyo to destroy us. Now we need our own attack robots and we need them NOW!!!
Yours in Christ,
Brother Bob
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2:11 am
uh first of all Tokyo is in japan so your retarded and dont know your geology and second of all alot of chinese are christian so you dont know your facts and finally the robot is in a japanese mall and its like watching fire works its so unbelievable that this can happen but it exists
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5:23 pm
Here’s a quick question: What do you think would win, an atomic bomb or a legion of giant fire breathing robots? The author of this article is an idiot, at the very least because she believes that China attacked Pearl Harbor. If she knew ANYTHING, she would know that China was on OUR side and it was Japan that bombed us.
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5:04 pm
listin you ignorant fucks its a prop at a fucking mall god doesnt exist and your all pedophiles
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6:58 pm
OMFG I just had a dream and God spoke to me, he told me to to spread word that white ppl who can’t tell the difference between chinese/japanese/koreans are all retarded and should be put down like crippled animals. He is very very angry with you all because your extremely low IQ is poor reflection upon his above average intelect as you are created in his image.
PS He wants the author to kill herself, as it would give him an easy reason to send her to hell and have her mentally challenged ass repeated sodomized by the Devil. Not b/c He wants to punish her sins, but b/c He “HATES HER SO FUCKING MUCH”
Don’t hate me, I’m just relaying the msg. and if you a true Christian as you claim, you have to kill yourself ASAP.
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12:04 am
Oh my GOD. The Chinese made a fire breathing robot before us. How could we have let this happen? We’re too busy working on anti-missile technology while all the while the answer was as simple as a flamethrower and a bunch of metal. How can we have SECURITY without a fire breathing robot?
Yeah, so I can do it too, Amber. But I use CAPS. So Hah!
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12:37 am
holy sheet! My fellow wise christians, this liberal-commie alliance to end America has gone too far!
I was wondering how to best protect myself when the azn robot satan flamers invade. Asides from Gods blessings and holy water, what would be the best way to fight these modern Philistines?
I was thinking spears, rocks and slings…And some trumpets to doodle around with for forty days…
Anything else?
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10:09 am
Just look at how our once godly nation has fallen behind the death hordes of Asia now that Barry HUSSEIN Obama has taken over the government! We must ALL contact Congress immediately and DEMAND that Social Security and Medicare (Libtard entitlement programs designed to redistribute wealth from hard working taxpayers to non-working worthless non-tax-paying scum) be scrapped and the money used to build our own legions of giant fire-breathing robots!!!1!1!
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9:54 pm
Your wrong! That was ment for amusement not a weapon.There’s a show here in the US that has a gaint robot T-Rex that breaths flames. Here is the reality.A robot is not a efficient weapon in any way,shape,or form.
Also as a “christian” Instead of cursing a whole nation,you should pray for the ones who are not saved.So many people on this site have such a mean spirt and are so full of pride from their salvation.Well the fact is that no matter how much or how little a person sins they still deserve to go to Hell that means you and me and very person you’ve every met.You need to quite hating and humble yourselfs.
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11:14 pm
It’s adorable.
I’d let that thing run rampant all day.
Thanks for being a complete idiot.
You made my day.
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3:57 am
Okay, that’s it…. I’m seriously convinced now that this site is a parody of extreme christians…. It MUST be! TELL ME YOU ALL or at least most of you are JOKING!!! OH man… I still fear you’re not…………. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!! Fire Breathing Robots…. Much scarier than atomic bombs….. OH man, I can’t stop laughing, but you know what is scarier than fire breathing robots… REALLY DUMB CHRISTIANS!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! THE FIRE BREATHING ROBOTS ARE COMING!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Oh man… I hope they don’t come soon… I don’t know if I’ll be able to stop laughing in time… If this site is NOT a parody, then I don’t think people making a joke could actually do better!!
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11:27 am
CSB Note: Post censored for immoral imagery.
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8:01 pm
dude, thats fked up
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2:36 am
I hope Chines destroys your dumbass jesus believing nation. But we have Morals instead of sum book a bunch of douche bag wrote 2000 years ago who just wanted to get laid. Anyone with half a brain know there is no jesus and Definitely no god. Only 4 historian ever mentioned jesus as having existed and noone recounts tales of great miracles.
Back to my point the chinese will not attack your country b/c all have us have been brought up with a clear sense of what is right and wrong and not just the outdated and easily misinterpreted bullshit and the bible gives.
Personally I HOPE ALL THE FUCKEN CHRISTIANS DIE VERY PAINFUL DEATHS (SAME WITH THE MUSLIMS AND JEWS). All religion need to die for reason to exist, think of the great advances in science that had to wait for the church to stop killing ppl like Galileo, and the vastly superior social structure and morality that we would all have without the hypocrisy of religion. SO FIND THE CLOSEST DEVOUT –WHAT EVER THE FUCK– AND BUTCHER HIS ENTIRE FAMILY. SO WE CAN BE FREE OF ITS RETARDED OPPRESSIVE, AND PERVERSE GRIP ON OUR SOCIETY. Be more like China were every law and every government action is dictated by logic, where the HUGE population crisis of the world does not take a back seat to issues like whether some book written 2000 yrs ago was for or against a medical procedure that was invented last century. Apocalypse is coming and it will not have been predicted by religion but cause by it. (with Christians being the main cause cuz they are just so stupid, the jews i can handle evil is just evil, but to be of the same species as christians just makes me ashamed to be human) if you all want to ensure the survival of our future generations we must KILL EVERYONE WITH ANY RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND AND BURN ALL RELIGIOUS TEXT. HAVE FUN AND GOOD NIGHT
FUCK YOU ALL THAT OPPRESS KNOWLEDGE AND REASON TO SERVE MAKE UR LIFE SEEM PURPOSEFUL. I HOPE YOU ALL GET SKINNED ALIVE (SAME GOES FOR BUSH<–dumb cunt AND CHANEY<–straightupcartoonvillainevil)
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3:13 pm
Coming from the perspective of someone in the US military, the concept of using 30ft., firebreathing robots is absolutely absurd and laughable. The use of a biped war machine, or any kind of legged war machine for that matter, makes it a simple target. Much like humans are prone to tripping, a simple, mounted cable would do the job in taking them down, and once on the ground they are at the mercy of high powered explosives by ground troops alone. Assuming they had other defenses (these don’t appear to though), a downed robot could easily be attacked from the air. Until we have robots with the agility of those from “I-Robot” (which we are incredibly far from) or those made of seemingly invulnerable material (Terminator series) nothing will replace the “Joe” on the ground. Seeing as no country does a better job of training their soldiers, even against hopeless numbers, the US troops can fight effectively. China? Not a legit threat, just to get troops here they have an entire ocean to cross, and before their ships could get within 500 miles of our shore, they would be sunk.
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12:01 am
MECHS! YAY! WE FINALLY GET MECHS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxfKZZ4RNng
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3:08 pm
Most hilarious site I’ve ever seen! Woody Allen wouldn’t have done better! Yes, I know, he’s jew… And I suppose you don’t like him either, huh?
I was seriously impressed, I’ve never had so much imagination, and the best is that you seem to believe in what you write! Impressive, really…
The only thing I thank you for, is to show me that some people in America, believers or not, are not enough stupid to believe what you write! I come from France (sorry!), and we sometimes think you all are a little bit extremists (yes, extremists, like Saddam Hussein, you know?), but “speak your mind” told me I was wrong, for some of you!
I am atheist (sorry for that too!), but have a lot of respect for believers who try to understand what the Bible was written for, respecting each other, trying to beat ignorance, and finding the way of a “best life”, and moral, if you want! (we’ll talk about that later…)
I hope I’ll be published, and hope a constructive answer from you, or from anyone who doesn’t agree with me… I’m maybe wrong and want to learn!
Sorry for my english too, like I said, I’m french and am only seventeen!
But please… stop talking about Mcarthism, don’t seem to know what you’re talking about, and for that, I’m sure of myself!
Have a good day, Hugo
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5:41 pm
http://www.japantoday.com/category/picture-of-the-day/view/giant-torayan-robot
This was in Japan. For an art exhibition. In a fucking shopping mall. I was raised as a roman catholic, and taught everything about Jesus and what he done and all the great miracles he perrformed. I’ve now lost all faith if this is how extreme your ignorant pride can swell. This is blatant racism, and you’re head’s too far up your arse to realise that. You don’t deserve the right to live, let alone any creditability because of how disgusting your attitude is towards other cultures. I’m holding myself back from going into a swearing fit because you’d simply shrug it off and still stick by your twisted morals. It’s all down to how you were brought up. Your retarded parents obviously taught you al this bull and now your trying to smother it onto some poor soul. If anything all of you are the shit thats corrupting the human race. I don’t believe I’m gonna bring this up but do you really think Jesus, the man who helped those despite race, gender and mentality, would really think the same? Simply put, you all have issues. I hope you fucking reconsider what you’ve just spat out into our society, and I seriously hope with all my heart that this is just some sick joke.
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8:22 am
Oh, I see. Trolls.
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3:50 pm
Thank heavens! I’ve been on this site for hours wondering if anyone could possibly take it seriously. Now I know that this is just an extremely elaborate troll. Well, played, sir. Well played.
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12:25 pm
I don’t know how anyone can take this for a weapon of mass destruction. I mean, first of all, it’s obviously not meant as a weapon, it’s on display somewhere as a show of some sort. It’s obviously meant as entertainement, like a fireworks display. Fireworks explode, but we don’t attack each other with them, do we? Second of all, if it was a weapon of mass destruction wouldn’t they make it, I dunno, a little more intimidating maybe? I mean look at it, it looks so cute. And honestly, I think that thing would have a hard time injuring anyone. If it was in the middle of a battle field it would be extremely easy to avoid.It would be completly innefective as a weapon.
And guys, this is Japanese, not Chinese.
And I don’t think the Japanese are trying to take over the world either. But who knows, maybe they made some scary anime monsters come to life and are planning to attack us. Look, it’s sailor moon! Run everybody, or you will be destroyed!
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7:25 pm
I had no idea such a fire breathing robot gap existed between us and the communists. Serioously we gotta get our best scientists on this. They’re probably all Chinese though.
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7:07 pm
I hope, for humanity’s sake, that you are just an epic troll.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
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9:39 am
If I knew the party was going to be this good I woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatos.
Call me 6467123661
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7:04 pm
THIS IS BULL SHIT. I’M NOT CHINESE, BUT I KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT ATTEMPTING TO KILL US ALL. If anyone is trying to do that, it is Kim Jung and his legions of anthrax-breathing satan spawn. They need to be castrated. Oh, btw, that sentence was a joke. Everyone except for Kim is a pawn, and are just following orders. Yes, I am American. Yes, I am Christian. No, I am not a white supremacist like you are. Learn to spell, and CHECK YOUR ARTICLES FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!
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7:13 pm
You need to study up on yer world relations, sun. Kim Jung Il and all his Koreans are a suburb of China.
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7:21 pm
If you manage to get yourself killed by that hunk of junk, you probably DESERVE to die. Look how useless it is
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1:35 pm
Do you know how expensive it’d be to build an “army” of those robots?
Another thing, that robot is Japanese, not Chinese, it says so right there on the youtube link.
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11:16 pm
hurhurhur…its cuteeeeeeee <3 the robot
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8:05 am
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this HILARIOUS shit
Makers of the website…I commend you for being such dedicated trolls
Unless you are actually serious…then I commend you for being huge retards
But either way…you guys make my day every time i come onto this website
*also…I’m CHINESE SO FEAR ME
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10:12 pm
Yeah I found out about this awesome baby a few years ago when he was first unveiled at a Japanese Art art show! It is awesome and I can’t wait until it comes alive and fights Godzilla!
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3:39 pm
Why do you hate God?
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2:06 am
check your facts is right
think before u speak u racist idiots, at leat get the facts right before u criticize, those are japanese robots, idiots
fuck you amber
FUCK this bullshit website
seriously WTF is CHRISTWIRE????????????????
another hanging of jesus?????
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3:47 pm
Oh, never would have seen that one coming. Way to go, tiger. “Ad Hominem” at its best. Ignore the facts, and just post something attacking me.
We can come back to this argument after you learn to debate/argue, instead of acting like you are 5 and can get away with such a hilarious response.
As a right and proper response to such a neophyte response,
___________________________________<—–Universal line of reading for the neo-conservative
Why do you hate reading?
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4:13 pm
Give me your proof wherein you found these “Facts” about said “Sino-German” cooperation. You all seem to blurt this out every second phrase, but all I find off the (Socialist/Liberal) Internet is facts that the entire thing was because the Treaty of Versailles forced Germany to rely on China for support. China wasn’t even a Communist nation back then, anyways, so its a completely moot point. The Nazis of Germany can’t even be blamed for making China a communist country anyways. The Nazis hated Communism (See. War between Russia and Germany during WWII). The said “Nuclear” threat from china is completely unbased. Why would China, our number one best friend in import/export, want to kill us? We’re too profitable. The United States buys so many things from China, and i’m fairly sure the Chinese realize that if they magically nuked us to oblivion (like you seem to fear), they wouldn’t have as many people to trade with.
And about your third sentence. Perhaps Clinton “Sold us out” to China. That’s why we had a surplus in our economy during his run as president, and I actually saw products “Made in U.S.A.” back in the 90′s. The Lewinsky incident has absolutely no baring on the subject. And Obama selling us out to China is laughable. He’s been in office for 4 months. Any dealing with China thus far would have to have been based off your irrefutable leader, George Bush.
Factboy has delivered. Now, factboy wants you to deliver some unbiased facts. I want some factual, respectable sources wherein you find your “News”. Not the Conservative Christian Tabloids you seem to find your rage blogs from.
God Bless you on this quest.
Oh, and btw (By The Way. I know you’re probably not up to date with this 8 year old expression), I’ll go one more time arguing with you. Honestly, as much fun as it is to argue with Satan, I have better things to do.
God Bless you all.
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4:38 pm
Well, I might stay a bit longer because now the big boys are coming along and posting with their “Fallacious” facts. Seeing as how he knows what he’s talking about (See. Wikipedia article), he must know a lot about the subject. Oh yes, by the way. I saw that Ad Hominem argument. I guess since you called me ignorant, that must mean a lot. I’ll respond in the same tone. “Well, um…you’re Ignorant too! Haha! that was a good one!” Please. Keep this intellectual and intelligent. Even if my facts are incorrect, I’m not attacking you in some petty attempt to make my argument bigger because I can’t back my own (argument) up.
Lets get crackin’. <—-Use this intentional typo against me!
First off, Hitler stopped relations with China because he found that they would not be good allies for the long fight. Yes, that is true. However, that is completely irrelevant to the subject. The point you are trying to make is that Hitler is somehow miraculously related to making China Communist. Whether or not he worked with them is irrelevant, considering the fact that the Chinese were our allies during World War II. Hitler killed millions of our (Communist) Russian friends, too. He killed more than just the Jews, which seems in your mind to be the only people he killed (I did a article on this a couple years ago, therefore, my fact is completely irrefutable). Hitler killed millions of Soviets, Slavs, and Poles. Hitler was not the only person to create concentration camps. Rather, he was the only person who was widely accused of creating them. We did (against the Japanese), the Japanese did (Against Phillipines, China, US Soldiers), Russia did (Too many people to count)…the only reason that Hitler was considered more evil than Stalin was because Stalin helped during WWII much more than we, the United States did. The only reason Russia almost got defeated during WWII was because Stalin was foolish enough to trust Hitler. It is a known fact that Hitler dedicated all his strongest troops to Russia, and left conscripts in the Western Front to occupy us.
In the end, who took out Berlin? I want to hear your fact on the matter. Its okay to look through the liberal textbooks for the answer. I’ll even cheat and give you the answer, so you don’t have to look. Russia.
America helped on the western front, occupying the Germans on a double front. Russia did the conquering, in the end.
Factboy delivers again. Feel free to pull words out of context, call me names, etc. It’s kinda funny, honestly. Full grown men are forced to Ad Hominem (Argument against the Man, or attacking the person instead of the subject) on a High Schooler. Oh yes, use that odd fact about myself against me.
Take your time, feel free to use your mind and search for information to debate against with me. Whether you are accurate or simply hilarious (see above article), I will be here as a big daddy to you all, because I think even those with varying opinions are deserving of enlightenment.
God Bless you on your search for more knowledge
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9:46 pm
It’s only been 60 years since the Sino-German Cooperation “ended”. Seeing as the current German government is run by avowed fascists, they are probably working hard to reenact the period from 1911 to 1941 when they were both on the brink of world domination. (Rumor has it that Chancellor Merkel has a portrait of Hitler to which she prays… of course this is not really a rumor, since I heard it from a very good friend of mine who loves God more than anything and who I trust with these sorts of issues.)
Thank God that Christian Americans ended their evil Asian/German plot… although it seems to be reemerging. In fact, I would go so far as to say that Obama is probably positioning to allow a Chinese takeover of America… he grew up in Indonesia and is a closet Muslim, so he probably retains connections with the Chinese elite.
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5:12 pm
Do you honestly think we would take the word of someone who calls himself satan?
And we know that the Asians are satans little helpers
go back to the VietCong from where you came
Jesus is Light
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5:19 pm
Way to ignore 2 posts that are intelligent and factual (At the very least, Read the Bible is accurate). But i guess its okay. One day you’ll grow older and read the big boy posts, as well as the littler posts which are easier to read and respond to.
*Insert some sort of “Begging the Question” argument here.*
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2:11 am
stfu , u dont know shit
truechirstian suck my balls bitch
asians are not satan helpers ur mother is a fucking satan sex slave
u should go to hell
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8:05 pm
All your types always overcompensate. I bet you drive a big truck to overcompensate just like you pick that name because your mind can’t handle the facts.
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12:43 am
hot damn! take this information to the vadican STRAIGHT AWAY
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7:26 am
“I was thinking spears, rocks and slings…”
Leave Britney ALONE!!!! Jesus loves ALL sinners. Singers. Singapore slingers.
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11:39 am
God tells us to walk in love. Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord. And you are not the Lord. You are a wolf posing as a sheeple.
“The LORD will smite you with consumption and with fever and with inflammation and with fiery heat and with the sword and with blight and with mildew, and they will pursue you until you perish” – Deuteronomy 28:22
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10:03 am
How can someone hate something that doesn’t exist
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7:07 pm
I’m nodding a big Amen right back at you Brother. Hollywoodists want to hypmotize our children and chariot them to the charred and smokey shores of Hell. But we must act faster than they who seek to mesmerize us with demon thoughts. We must bond together and defeat the enemies of Our Lord by buying a satellite Star Wars plan like President Reagan offered. Then we will build many little plastic American soldiers and trinkets for their children to lust for. Ultimately converting the heathenistics to Christ is better than spilling blood because we will eventually need a Global Army of Jesus to fight the aliens who wish to siphon away our way of worship. Onward Crusader Friend!
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11:16 pm
You do realize that Tokyo is in Japan and not China right?
God bless you for trying though.
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11:41 pm
Speak the truth, Brother Yates. Speak the truth. Next thing you know Heebywood will let a no good feminist lesbian play president on a movie, then ten years down the road you may as well kiss real America goodbye.
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8:55 am
Please tell me that you are not possibly so narrow minded.
I can’t believe that you dare call yourself a Christian.
You are incredibly narrow-minded and intolerant. You’re an absolute disgrace to organized religion.
The different countries of Asia are no closer than the multitude of countries in Europe. Each have their own culture, language, and history – of length which far surpasses that of the United States. Japan and Korea are also not communist. Stop generalizing the hell out of a third of the world’s population.
You stop being an idiot.
Get some sense.
Why in the world would any country build “a large robot army” when there are nuclear weapons?! Do you even realize how hard a takeover with a army of 30 foot tall robots would be to implement? How would any country bring a shipload of those undetected? Fire-breath? Are you serious? One hydrogen bomb would do millions of times more damage with a lot less work.
Grow a brain.
Read a book. Watch less crazy televangelists on Sundays.
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2:16 am
STFUUUUUUUUUU Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr.
seriously get ur facts straight, u dont know shit
u QUeer Gay ass homosexual pedophile fake satan bitch
seriously stop being racist against asians, blacks, and mexicans
go suck ur mom’s balls
P.S. like seriously What THE FUCK Is up With ur Queer ass name??????????
BroThER bob yates pedophilee JR.??????
FUCK YOU
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4:58 am
To be honest, I don’t know anything about “the aliens who wish to siphon away our way of worship” (except illegal aliens, all those dirty Mexican Mary-worshipers out to steal American jobs and send their pedophile priests after our young boys). However, I strongly agree that we should continue with our global missile defense shield that our Glorious Leader President George W. Bush reactivated (after the vile Demon-Rat Clinton stopped the program) and it seems as though the Muslim Negro presently pretending to be president is going to continue with this program. This is money well spent, defending America from all threats while showing the world (who lives beneath our network of laser satellites) exactly who the boss is. U-S-A!!!
Nevertheless, now that the Chinese have developed a completely new weapons system – the giant fire-breathing robot – we too must have one, and one that is better. Not only is it vital that we defend the homeland, but we must maintain absolute military supremacy over all those not lucky enough to be born American so that they know their place. Right now we spend more money on our military than all other countries in the world combined, but I say this isn’t enough! We should be spending TWICE as much as all other countries combined and I think a few legions of giant fire-belching robots will help us make this mark.
For Christ & Country,
Brother Bob
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5:03 am
You know, I find all this nitpicking very annoying. We all know that the Yellow Menace, the Asian Hordes, come from East Asia – which includes “china” “japan” “korea” “vietnam” and many other little local districts, but they’re all essentially the same people, that look the same and reject the Lord Jesus Christ. What difference does it make which province of the Asian Communist Empire the city of Tokyo is in?
Stop being an idiot and look at the threats to the US of A as they are!
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5:13 am
No doubt you’re right Brother Adam and I’m sure that “feminist lesbian” they have in mind will be Hitlery Clinton. I have no doubt, none whatsoever, that the Moonbats and Demon-Rats would love nothing more than to have Clinton sitting in the Oval Office having abortion parties with her girlfriends and defiling Christian children.
These people are real sickos.
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5:22 am
No, I think “your” wrong. There is nothing even vaguely “amusing” about that deadly robot unless you’re some sort of anti-Christian death-worshiper that gets his jollies off by dreaming of dead Christians. I guess if you really want to see those robots incinerating Christian men, women, and children, then it might be “amusing” but I don’t find it so. I prefer life and love and Jesus, those things that these robots and their Chinese masters seek to destroy.
Yours in Christ,
Brother Bob
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6:22 am
Well their dark lord Obama already has her beat on the abortion parties. He loves nothing more than to crack open a baby’s skull and suck their brains out, then celebrate the event by sipping champagne with his little demonic cohorts about how they’re good little Satan puppets for upholding Roe v Wade.
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3:47 pm
I truly hope that you’re kidding.
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6:38 pm
You just ignored everything I said except “your wrong” Tell me more about what else I said?
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2:18 am
dude that robot is for entertainment u dumb shit
go suck ur mom’s boobs, o wait nevermind, i forgot she isnt a women
STFUUUUUUUUUU Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr.
seriously get ur facts straight, u dont know shit
u QUeer Gay ass homosexual pedophile fake satan bitch
seriously stop being racist against asians, blacks, and mexicans
go suck ur mom’s balls
P.S. like seriously What THE FUCK Is up With ur Queer ass name??????????
BroThER bob yates pedophilee JR.??????
FUCK YOU
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10:09 pm
It’s clearly meant to disturb your very well-being. I mean, come on, it’s a fire breathing robot! That’s almost as bad as a fire breathing dragon!
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10:19 pm
Oh really Adam Nelson? I wouldn’t be surprised if you genuinely believe what you just wrote.
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3:48 pm
Owned.
Also, you cannot hate what does not exist.
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4:21 pm
Let us say that me and you die right now…If there is no God then you can say”I told you so” But that doesn’t matter because you say there’s nothing after death…But if there is a God then your in hot water. So tell me,since you seem to know,what is the harm if are lives are meanless any ways?
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10:20 pm
What a backwards person. Just like when God threw Satan into hell and had to continually encourage his people to smite sinners during times of war, the same is true for his nation today. America has been blessed with nukes and a strong army because Satan is constantly powering the hand of our enemies.
Everyone likes to talk against America but let’s not forget who saved Earth from tyrannical British, NAZIs/Japanaziz, Soviets, China commies and terrorists. It surely wasn’t an atheist nation. It was a godly nation; America.
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10:35 pm
“America has been blessed with nukes and a strong army because Satan is constantly powering the hand of our enemies.”
NOBODY should have nukes, not even the United States. If NOBODY has nukes, then NOBODY has to BUILD nukes in order to defend themselves against countries that DO HAVE NUKES. You know why? BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD HAVE NUKES!!!!!
Adam, why don’t you do us all a favor and shove a nuke up your ass? Oh wait, then Dan wouldn’t have your sweet, tight ass to pound and lick every night.
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8:36 am
You just tell that to all the brave men and women who defended us from the Japanese/German alliance in WW2. God blessed his ancient people and new people with the knowledge of how to make nukes, so we could bring a peaceful ending to the war.
Too bad the Democrats betrayed us and sneaked our nuclear technology to the no good Asians and Euros, who have an unprecedented amount of bloodlust in their hearts.
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6:55 pm
You do realize this is a satirical website that makes fun of dipshits like you, right?
…I didn’t think so.
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4:15 am
uh just by looking at your picture on your avatar tells me that thats kinda racist and your comment is racist its jesus with the confederate flag i think which if you didnt know hate african americans and want to enslave them
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1:09 pm
This site is meant to be a satire. Although the articles are only 50% of the humor. The other 50% comes from comments like these that take this shit seriously. ROFL
Do you really think people who ACTUALLY think Orientals are “Ornamentals”, Obama is “Barry HUSSEIN Obama,” or who think the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor can even string together a sentence, let alone build an Onion-like site and execute decent journalism?
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