College Humor Shows Filthy Dolphin Sex Videos
My friends, as you know we have been campaigning against the gay-inducing videos of two boys named Jake and Amir of internet website College Humor. Our research in the past has shown this Jake, along with his partner Amir, have been actively promoting the Home Gay Agenda to our young, bright college students in America.
Today’s research shows that the sinful antics of this terrible two know no bound, as their site was caught promoting dolphin sex pornography.
These prostitutes for Satan at College Humor lay around in their offices all day, letting the juices of evil fill them up as they find all sorts of new ways to pervert the minds of our nation’s future at colleges across America. It was really bad when they were caught promoting gay, and now they are trying to make dolphin animal sex seem ok too.
If you have women or children in the room, please have them leave before you first pray and then review this sick video evidence.
This video is nothing but pure filth and has been stewed to a deep-liquor of sin. In it they have caused an innocent dolphin to attempt relations with a human female, and that’s not right.
I encourage all our readers to join us in demanding these hussies take all this filth down!
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Author: Pat Heinkel
Pat Heinkel is the senior church organist for Shellington Pres., where he also proudly serves as a volunteer firefighter, distinguished lecturer and has the town's (maybe region!) largest collection of Coleoptera. Email Pat
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I Approve Of This Video.
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12:01 pm
Let me first point out, no penetration. In fact, the woman was not nude. How is this “Filthy Dolphin Sex”? in fact, what is actually happening in this video is the trainer told the lady that she could get a hug from the dolphin. Thelady followed the directions by coaxing it, the dolphin came up out of the water, and then GASP! is that filthy dolphin sex?!?! NO. It is the dolphin trying to get higher up on the lady for the “Dolphin Hug”. Where is your mind? What happened to loving Gods creatures? Are hugs now evil?
Personally, i don’t like College Humor. I don’t find it very funny. Another thing I don’t find very funny (or christian, for that matter) is trying to sensationalize and condemn the site, or any other. I respect your belief, and to tell you the truth, Jesus Christ is a personal hero of mine, but I do not appreciate you attempting to infringe upon others beliefs, lack of, or otherwise. I understand that this is a christian blog, but please, for at least the sake of following what you think you are following, try not to be so judgmental. Remember, even Christ was a heretic at one point, and asked his followers to accept, not judge.
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4:11 am
This is KAK funny……..nothing wrong with it….
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2:16 pm
god i wish that dolphin was slamming its cock in my ass
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2:21 pm
Oh shit i meant to type:
“god I wish that dolphin WASNT slamming its cock in my ass” … no wait to late
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2:23 pm
I totally approve of this video and enjoy it in a very personal way. Thanks for bringing this wonderful vid to my attention Pat Heinkel
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2:27 pm
I am a devoted Christian and I am coming up to my 13th year as a priest and i think that you, Pat Heinkel, should FUCK OFF!
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4:58 pm
I am so turned on right now
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10:57 pm
Holy Christ that video got me so horny.
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5:07 pm
I’m pretty sure the reason Pat Heinkel and the rest of the mongoloid writers at this site secretly want to sodomize. Why else would they constantly be linking to the things they deem perverted? It’s funny to think that a great place to find immoral (by Christian Wire’s standards) content is their very own fucking site. Do the world a favor and just fuck a man already. God damn.
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11:13 pm
Wow Crazy christian language is so colorful you never see phrases like pure filth and has been stewed to a deep-liquor of sin and letting the juices of evil fill them up. Is this site meant to be a joke?
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12:04 am
ok, I am sick of what everyone here is posting about college humor. first of all, it is not Jake and Amir’s site, they are only one part of the whole site, a couple workers, nothing more. they are definitely not gay. also, some of the videos you post, including this one, are not made by the college humor people. members of the site send in videos and the college humor people put ones on they think are funny or good. you have no good reason to try to take the site down and its people like you that make me hate this religion, and any religion really. fanatics suck.
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12:57 am
FUKKIN LOL’D
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1:30 pm
Pat,
Truly you are the sinful one who needs to see the error of his ways for viewing such a video and letting your mind wander to sinful and erotic places. There is nothing sexual about this video. Your dirty and unpure mind has wander to let you SEE it as sexual, when in fact the dolphin is not even making those motions for any other reason but to keep itself balanced on a platform. For you to view this video and think the dolphin is “humping” this woman or doing anything sexual, shows blatantly how unpure and sinful your thoughts are! Go confess and pray to God, because you are a sinful, dirty, man.
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3:08 pm
College Humor is hilarious. Jake And Amir are hella funny.
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1:09 am
“…have been actively promoting the Home Gay Agenda to our young, bright college students in America.”
Sure. Our college students are pure angels. Not to mention the ones that get shitfaced every day and cant even pass freshman year.
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2:18 am
OK it is a POE. After the last 8 years I don’t doubt anything but this has to be fake…
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5:42 am
It’s funny how these self-described “Christian” bigots revel in pornographic descriptions. It seems like they all have severely inhibited perversions coupled with a Tourette-syndrome-like love for speaking dirty in public. Holy-schmoly.
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4:59 pm
If you have [b]women[b] or children in the room, please have them leave before you first pray and then review this sick video evidence.
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3:32 pm
I had never heard of this until YOU PUBLISHED IT ONLINE….so now who’s the pervert ?
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9:47 pm
my dick is so huge right now i wish that dolphin could plow me in the as while i make homosexual love to my boyfriend karl
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6:18 pm
Chuck Norris approves, as well.
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11:13 pm
I highly doubt you’re a Christian.
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11:20 pm
Yer moms not a christian. Not since I fucked her so hard she called me god. Now she worships me and my penis.
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5:15 pm
These homosexual heathens have infiltrated this God fearing site, is there anything we can do to remove the taint they have already spread here and in the other Gay Dolphin thread?
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3:02 pm
No you are wrong. That fish has a penis and is trying to mate with that woman.
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6:20 pm
I do approve.
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6:22 pm
Leave room for me!
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5:50 pm
juices of evil?
I am laughing so hard right now I peed my pants.
So the lady is getting it on with the dolphin; it’s not a girl dolphin, it’s a boy dolphin so it’s perfectly non-gay okay, right?
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