Girl Scout Cookies Are Now Rotten With Sin
My friends the hands of Satan love to burn everything they touch and now his dirty mitts have found a way to burn once sweet and innocent Girl Scout cookies in his fiery ovens of sin.
Liberals are selling “Sexy Girl Scout Cookie Girls” and if you look here this poor girl is all dolled up in inappropriate blooses and short skirts.
In the mid-1990s Washington was embarrassed when the Democrat Bill Clinton ruined the morality of President George H.W. Bush’s White House by playing an unholy game of patty cake with an intern named Lewinsky, and when you look at the picture of the Girl Scout Cookie Girl you see she has on a Lewinsky hat beret.
How long will you let Democrats continue to bring their sins from the White House to your house? You see the impieties of the Clinton administration have already corrupted the Girl Scouts and now it’s only a matter of time before Barack Obama uses his dark ways to corrupt your son’s little league or your daughter’s ballet lessons.
Friends, stop letting the liberals influence society with their liberal agenda and vote Republican in the next election. Is this how you want your daughter selling her cookies?
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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12:47 am
Abe,
Did you really have to include that picture in your post? I nearly gave in to the Sin of Lust just now; it was only with the greatest amount of Self-Control that I was able to resist the temptations of the Devil, which strongly encouraged me to yield to my ungodly desires and gaze upon the Girl Scout’s finely-shaped legs with a prolonged Gaze of Unholiness.
The evils of the Great Democratic Atheism are rampant. We must NOT allow our daughters to sell their precious Cookies by means of such blatantly licentious behavior.
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1:19 am
Those images make me sick!
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4:08 pm
this site is great! if you’re questioning whether it’s a parody or not, look at the photo’s of the authors, which is below EVERY article. brilliant.
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10:38 pm
OMG!! Praise the Lard!!
I’d eat her cookies any day!!!
Then I’d dip my Shortbread into her Thin Mint!!
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2:41 am
Wow and I thought I was a supertroll…
Here’ you win a prize (give’s supertroll big troll award to you.)
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4:21 pm
The only question is, could she take the whole box of Shortbread in her Thin Mint?
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4:58 pm
Oh hell i just came all over the fuckin keyboard i want to ram my horns into her cookie box
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3:26 pm
“Join the Dark Side. WE GOT COOKIES!”
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11:26 am
Damm man i’d buy her cookies anyday.
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1:53 pm
No, those cookies only have sin because I masturbated in them. Your mistake.
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8:50 pm
This is just a halloween outfit. Girls aren’t dressing like this to sell cookies, if they are. Speak to their mothers.
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12:26 pm
Oh I bet they do
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2:24 pm
what the fuck is a priest doing up at 1:00 am anyways?
waiting for the naughty chat girls to come on a 3 eh… oooh bad priest
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