My friends the hands of Satan love to burn everything they touch and now his dirty mitts have found a way to burn once sweet and innocent Girl Scout cookies in his fiery ovens of sin.
In the mid-1990s Washington was embarrassed when the Democrat Bill Clinton ruined the morality of President George H.W. Bush’s White House by playing an unholy game of patty cake with an intern named Lewinsky, and when you look at the picture of the Girl Scout Cookie Girl you see she has on a Lewinsky hat beret.
How long will you let Democrats continue to bring their sins from the White House to your house? You see the impieties of the Clinton administration have already corrupted the Girl Scouts and now it’s only a matter of time before Barack Obama uses his dark ways to corrupt your son’s little league or your daughter’s ballet lessons.
Friends, stop letting the liberals influence society with their liberal agenda and vote Republican in the next election. Is this how you want your daughter selling her cookies?