God Floods Fargo, North Dakota For Promoting Gay Rights Bill
Fargo, North Dakota – The wrathful power of God is once again on display today, this time as he has caused a terrible flood to fall upon the backslidden anal-love promoters of Fargo, North Dakota.
For centuries North Dakota was a bastion of morality but earlier this year, emboldened with the election of their dark savior B. Hussein Obama, North Dakotan democrats announced they intended to make North Dakota gay friendly by promoting the homo gay agenda.
Senator Tom Fiebieger (D, Fargo) announced on their sacrilege website GayAgenda.com:
“‘These are our sons and daughters, or brothers and sisters. The thought is, in North Dakota we treat people the same, and we shouldn’t treat people differently because of who they love.’”
Senator Fiebieger forgot that the Lord smites dirty queers and their enablers, tossing them to burn forever in the fiery depths of hell for their disgusting gobbling of man man meat dangles .
The National Weather Service reported North Dakota’s Red River will at least swell over 43 feet today, and the judged people of Fargo are fleeing from God’s wrath in a panic.
For every one homosexual man, four boys are molested. For this reason God is being thorough in his wrath in Fargo and no one is going unpunished for trying to enable gays to ruin the life of children.
One mother of several children had to flee her house and said:
“‘It is very hard to be out of my home with kids. But I have no choice.’”
Much like every gay, everyone in Fargo did have a choice. They could have chosen to obey natural order and banned the gay lifestyle. They could have encouraged the mentally challenged people who like homosins to embrace a normal person’s love.
Instead, some North Dakotans chose to promote the very unAmerican liberal agenda of gay marriage, and now they are being judged. Their cities are flooded, their lives are disarray and people are fleeing in panic.
Let this be a lesson to you, America. California was nearly wiped off the map during the time of Proposition 8. Fortunately, they corrected their atheist ways and Christians in the state begged for God to tarry and call off his angels of death and chaparral fires that had come upon their hedonistic state.
Woe unto those who try to promote harmful equality for gays. Look what God has done to North Dakota the next time someone tries to tell you it’s alright for a man to dive deep into another’s rump roast. The only juices the gays will marinate in are that of filthy fecal waste, sin and the burning lava of hell.
Friends, don’t join the gays in drowning in the juices of their sins. Gay is not ok and now North Dakota is learning that the hard way.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
7:59 pm
“For every one homosexual man, four boys are molested.” Where did you find this statistic? Do you have a credible source? It seems very bias of your to say something like that without proper proof.
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8:03 pm
God frowns about gay homo agenda supporters!
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12:46 pm
You are psychotic. Conservatives don’t need insane people writing loads of crap and improperly quoting false statistics. It makes everyone look bad. The in-house psychiatrist at the radio station here is concerned that the over-offensive and ridiculous nature of this post will lead to physical attacks on Christians. Therefore you should retract it before you yourself are physically harmed for your stupidity.
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1:14 pm
Wow, thank you! The shear idiocy of this post reveals the madness that is rightwing, pseudo-Christian homophobic ideology. The idea that God would punish innocent people, including children, by flooding their homes because of a gay rights bill is repugnant.
I for one, want to live in a world where we treat each other with kindness, dignity and respect, and I think most other people do, too. That’s why people with all kinds of religious beliefs and political values keep trying to work together, and I think the gay rights bill is an example of that. That’s also why I think that crackpot ideas like yours will eventually disappear. But thanks for helping that day come sooner.
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1:48 pm
So what does it mean that the flood seems to have miraculously changed course and crested two feet below what seemed likely yesterday?
Just asking, but if I were you I might be questioning my belief system.
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4:22 pm
How dare you say this! Flooding is a natural occurrence, not something “God” can whip up. When you’re trapped in this situation yourself, ask yourself why God would do such a thing to you and you wouldn’t have to look far you homophobic arsehole
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8:43 pm
Heh, I think Tyson Bowers III need to get off the Meth and out of his parents basement.
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10:17 pm
Nordgren, you’re a devil in disguise, and not a very clever one at that. I was always taught to watch those who “have all the answers,” who “know” the unfathomable motiviations of God, and who present themselves in seemingly attractive form, all of which you DO, but you’re SHAM and, beneath your broad, white smile, you’re MONSTROUS, a grotesque demon of such hideousness, such corruption, that you should be exorcised by the State of North Dakota for being so obviously a destroyer of human beings and God’s will. YOU manipulate God’s words to your own ends, and I only hope that he forgives my callousness when news of how He might deal with YOU, how he might punish YOU for your pride, your vanity, your lust to be proclaimed a Prophet when you are so obviously FALSE.
And since when has North Dakota been a “bastion of morality?” You might be a so-called “film student,” but I would recommend that you do some real studying of old newspapers, public records, and just some good old-fashioned history books, then ask yourself: If God, indeed, punishes the wicked with floods, why has He spared North Dakota though it has a long- tradition of non-gay gay men beating their wives and children to death when drunk? Why has He spared North Dakota though it has an outstanding and long-tradition of non-gay men choosing their prostitutes? Why has He spared North Dakota’s long tradition of allowing non-gay men and women to break their wedding vows CONSTANTLY, ON A DAILY BASIS, EVERY MOMENT?
I’m sure that if God didn’t want North Dakota to promote the rights of some of His Children–if denying some of His Children is even in His Plan to begin with–He would handle the situation in a loving, compassionate, and charitable way, in the ways of His Son, the Christ.
I can only say that if my path ever crosses with that of yours, I will go down on my knees, bow my head, and pray with the greatest trust in God using the Words of Our Lord’s Prayer in defense of your wickedness.
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2:20 pm
“why has He spared North Dakota though it has a long- tradition of non-gay gay men beating their wives and children to death when drunk?”
Maybe the wives and children needed a loving reminder to mind their place and respect natural order, hmm?
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4:46 am
I’d fight even your God for human rights for everyone. I’m an agnostic, and I have no, absolutely no, respect for conservative judgmental individuals like yourself.
North Dakota and Fargo was the victim of a natural disaster that could have happened anywhere at anytime. Don’t conveniently link it to the support of Gay rights.
Why hasn’t Norway suffered a tsunami, then, for being open to homosexuality in a way that America isn’t, and how about Australia? Doesn’t Sydney have the largest homosexual population after San Francisco?
Dan Nordgren, abandon this arrogant demeanor. You’re no better than Hitler with your hatred for someone who differs from yourself, and not even with God on your side can you justify this.
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4:00 pm
North Dakota Fargoians having a fudge packing fecal fettish needed something to break up the lust burning in the cold winter. Thank God for letting them have what they needed. Going from lusting for each other, they worked together to avoid catastrophy and the total flooding of Fargo. God has once again proven he is able to provide people’s needs.
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1:59 pm
Dan, maybe you should read the passages of the bible where it says you should not judge others. You are just as much a sinner as you proclaim the gays and lesbians to be (which I disagree about that…God made them in his image the way they are). Dan, you ought to be ashamed and disgusted with yourself.
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2:17 am
Your facts are all but correct, you bend and twist the words of the bible to your own personal ways. For one, you put your faith into the bible as the word of God, but it was not he who wrote it. It was man who wrote it in interpretation of the word of God. Now ask yourself a question, is man even righteous, susceptible to error, or mistake? Is man righteous or not, known to succumb to himself before another? In your twisted story you proclaim homosexuality as the rape and molestation of young boys. However, you are too full of yourself, that you use your own ideology over the facts of life. For it is not just the homosexuals that commit such deviation, the straight man is known for such crime and guilt as well, even the adolescence of girls face such from the straight man. It is also from straight men that rape is more common speak.
All those who make belief in the Lord Jesus Christ, claim him a divine perfection. However, hateful phrases are preached against homosexuals as the word of god. here is a true statistic for you: Most homosexuals live the life without choice. This would mean your God would condemn someone for a choice they did not have. Is that an example of a fair, just, and righteous God?
I’ve also heard tell that incest was as well a sin, however, in the bible King Abraham had wed and pro-created with his sister, from there he produced offspring with those children. This would be incest. Yet the Bible (word of God as you would put it) glorifies Abraham, supposedly claiming him a great king.
All the meanwhile, you have got yet another “fact” out of proportion, before the flood was even expected, North Dakota dropped the bill, and made it so that Homosexuals, had no rights in basis. In North Dakota, one can be denied work, housing, mortgages, financial aid, and insurance if they are not straight, shortly after that was declared, then tale of flood came through, and the flood began getting worse. There is no way you can debate this with me, as Fargo has been my home since birth. However based on the above, was it support that was punished, or was it the homophobia?
I may also add upon this, you may call homosexuality as sin and lust, but you dis-acknowledge yet another fact by doing so. Some homosexuals, remain virgin throughout their lives, where some couples chose life by each other, only showing their love to each other, and not even another gay man can intertwine. In this has been stated two observations, to some gays, it is love not sex, where it is only the importance and value of each others hearts. Other couples, sex is sharing of oneself with the one they love, however yet, only between the two, and not ever with others, and that yet hardly fits the idea of lust. Now look upon the straight man, more tales of lust, unfaithfulness, greed, and violence would be placed in knowledge unto them.
Now I ask before you, lay down your false visage of a prophet or preacher. Look at that of which I have just stated, as all is fact. Yes, true I left some possibly helpful facts out, but through the sheer ignorance of one such as yourself, they would be easier for you to twist. I ask you make haste in argument to my points with your “flawless logic and facts” and make attempt to successfully counter my points. For if you can not, you shall bow you head in shame and ask forgiveness for your prejudicial sins, and your twisted words which portray the Saviour Lord Jesus Christ as hateful. For if you do not repent for your hate, hell awaits your damnation, and God would yet have to shed another tear for a corrupted child.
~~~~~Sincerely, Michael Srenity
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12:56 pm
I don’t know. One Roman emperor said gays caused earthquakes.
Decision!
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1:32 pm
Ok I am a little confused here “For every one homosexual man, four boys are molested. For this reason God is being thorough in his wrath in Fargo and no one is going unpunished for trying to enable gays to ruin the life of children”
So what your saying is if there was no homosexuality that no boys are molested right? So what you are saying is god is sending down his wrath of homosexuality by having molestation on children. that is a little sick of the so called holy good man to give the world molestation on children for homosexuality. WOW AIN’t God just the greatest……..NOT! THAT IS JUST A SICK TWISTED POST! I never grew up here in fargo and i just moved here to fago. I think whoever wrote the stupid post is a minded freak that probally likes to molest children!
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10:32 pm
This article seems legit enough that I thought this was a real website. Then I looked at a few other things and realized what was actually happening. Thanks for helping to destroy the right wing. Someone has too.
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9:03 pm
Just where does it say that in the Bible? And before you push the Sodom story on me, keep in mind that the city NEVER EXISTED.
Jesus told us to “love thy neighbor”, but I don’t see you doing that, Tyson.
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9:32 pm
That’s unfortunate for me then. But I will still live my life to the fullest regardless to what God may think. I can’t dwell on things like that.
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10:58 pm
http://christwire.org/2009/03/protecting-your-child-against-the-homosexual-tv-agenda/
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1:36 pm
this thread is now about pirates. ARRRG!
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1:31 pm
Do you think maybe God is punishing North Dakota because of people like you. Christian conservatives who put blinders on when it comes to greed, lying, slandering, bearing false witness, killing of innocents abroad not just the ones YOU consider worthy. God destroyed Sodom because of greed, ignoring the poor and needy. Read Ezekiel 16:49. You, who think you know so much, are destroying the conservative Christian movement with your radical, irresponsible thinking. Educate yourself.
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12:45 pm
you seem to be loving your neighbour a little to much there, adam
tsk tsk
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1:37 pm
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1:38 pm
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!
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1:39 pm
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
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4:14 pm
Just because you hate God’s judgment, doesn’t mean you get to play God. The entire Earth was once flooded because everyone started being sinful, including those who chose gay sins. Look at Katrina, what it did to sin city of New Orleans. The San Francisco earthquakes. The deadly tsunamis in Asia several years ago. Mount Vesuvius of ancient lore. In India, during a pagan religious festival, the ground opened up and many people fell straight to the center of Earth. Soddom and Gamorrah.
The list goes on and on. Don’t proceed to lecture God about his wrath, just because you’re a liberal who would have everyone loving sin.
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4:33 pm
Why don’t you ask Noah about the floods? Oh wait, you’ll never get the chance if you support the homo gay agenda. Noah and everyone else will be up in heaven, laughing at sinners who are drowning in a flood of fire with Satan.
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4:40 pm
Oh I would, but the problem is he didn’t exist. And Satan isn’t that bad. He is, after all, Santa really…
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1:53 am
ha, burn :hi five:
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2:05 pm
YEs they were greedy with the sin of gay and violence. Where do you think we get the word sodomer and name Saddam, respectively.
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2:47 pm
To Mr. Dan Nordgren,
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5:40 am
So you support domestic abuse? You really are a demon in disguise.
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6:24 am
Since when is beating someone to death “loving”?
You’re sick man, just sick. And you better change your profile picture because you look slightly homo in it.
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5:35 am
Linking to your own website doesn’t count, dumbass.
This thread needs moar pirates.
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5:36 am
No, Adam, you are the liberals.
And then, Adam was in hell.
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2:30 pm
LOL christianity is part paganism LOL christmas is founded on a pagan holiday LOL the bible is a metaphor LOL easter is based on a pagan holiday LOL constantine combined pagan rituals with christian teachings to please the pagan majority in rome LOL love thy neighbor LOL homo gay agenda is redundant
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5:38 am
No, fail. Noah never existed. Neither did the flood.
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4:30 pm
the word sodomy came from a passage in the old testament called Sodom and Gomorrah… have you read it? it’s pretty funny… a whole town tries to butt rape two angels so the hospitable man sends out his daughters to be raped instead. and god liked that. i’m no even christian and i’ve heard that story.. haha
Now where did you get that the name Saddam came from sodomy… their spelled entirely differently… and i’ve never even heard of that comparison… care to elaborate?
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5:04 pm
OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10:24 pm
You, my retarded child molester, have no right to call yourself a spokes person for any religion. As a priest, paster, father, overlord, whatever the hell you money grabbing freaks call yourselves, you know nothing of the gay community. We are a tight knit group of supporters and comforters. And if I’m no mistaken, don’t a lot of priests, pastors, fathers, overlords, whatever the hell you money grabbing freaks call yourselves, molest choir boys? Dude, don’t be a hypocrite. I’m really sad that I’ll be seeing you in hell, I was hoping you wouldn’t be invited to our beautiful fiery hell party.
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