Hulk Hogan Nearly Smacks Down Wife’s Lippy Lawyer
As you know, sometimes in marriage the grave and solemn responsibility to politely tell the wife to be quiet and stay in her place falls upon every husband.
Being fickle and temperamental, women do not always respond to gentle words so at times a swift, backhanded slap across the face must be applied to them. This usually gets their attention and sets order straight.
What’s unfortunate in this day and age is that liberals and law like to meddle in family affairs, and as such we have high divorce rates, increased teen pregnancy and our kids committing acts of violence. Order is destroyed when a man’s authority in hampered. The worst source of such hampering are lawyers.
In the following video, renown entertainer Hulk Hogan is forced to deal with a lawyer who is far more mouthy and instigating as a woman. Look how he hides behind a camera and says big, nagging words while he has the protection of the spotlight. He definitely needs a loving wife-tap applied across the lips, for good measure.
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Author: Chuck Reagan
Bringing back morality one kneecap at a time.
4:31 pm
I’ve been married for three years ad if my husband EVER laid a hand on me it would be THE LAST thing he ever did. His father would be the first one to kick his ass. You’re a sad sad man. I hope you enjoy hell. Also how is it all the way back there in 1950?
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4:44 pm
What I want to know is why are there no articles condemning him for cheating? Is it okay for a man to cheat?
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4:53 pm
Also I <3 virgin boy asshole.
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8:52 am
I want to thank christwire for their conservative vigilance! This article and video have made me realize how horrible and corrupting women truly are. As such, I’ve decided to pursue a homosexual relationship with my buddy Chuck, move to San Francisco, and raise adopted Chinese sons underneath our umbrella of truly Christian gay love.
I vow to christwire and to God that our children will be raised in the proper Christian way, to avoid women and to adore the male anus with a fervor matched only by Christ’s love for us, his adored flock. Thank you so much for this enlightenment, I weep with adoration for this website and your holy work, and I can hardly wait until I start filling male anuses in the name of Holy Christ our Savior!
-Monty
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4:58 am
…If ANY man hit me I would smack him right back… and do it again… and again.. Just because you’re the supposed ‘higher race’ (and you’re NOT!) doesn’t mean you have the right to smack someone because they don’t agree with you. So many idiots on this site…
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10:49 am
omfg its people like you that make people hate conservatives you give us a bad name go fuck yourself sir it is never ok to hit a woman
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12:59 pm
I hope that you find peace and love in this life before your wife finds some in the arms of someone else who would respect her and love her like she was a valued equal.
(she likely already has already unbeknownst to you)
Peace
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3:54 pm
It’s a parody site people. Don’t take it seriously.
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9:54 pm
I don’t care if this is a satire website or not. Domestic violence and misogyny are too serious to joke about, and should not be encouraged under any circumstance.
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8:29 pm
You know why brides wear white on their wedding day?
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the kitchen appliances.
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4:44 am
I love this website. it’s HILARIOUS. I’m a Chinese atheist female and we nonwhite irreligious folk love to get onto this website during parties. it’s a fantastic icebreaker! even my white anglo-saxon christian friends think it’s a riot and a half!
keep it going! just for the entertainment value of knowing the world still creates complete fucking loonies to entertain the rest of us with!
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