• New Hipped Hopped Mongrel McHammer Is Corrupting Our Kids – “Can’t Touch This”?

    March 29, 2009 2:02 pm 38 comments
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  • Today as I searched more dangerous music videos to warn proper people about, I came across another filthy product from the sinister hipped hopped culture of urban black.  There is a new song called Can’t Touch This by a man who calls himself McHammer.

    The song video features dancing flooses, blasphemy against our Lord and all sorts of other perversions you’d find in your town’s inner city area. I spit in disgust at this video that tries to teach our suburban children that God will reward them for dressing like hookers and partying with gangsters. Look at these following lyric stanzas from this devil song:

    My music hits me so hard, makes me say oh my Lord
    Thank you for blessing me, with a mind to rhyme and two hipped hopped feet

    Already you see this menace is trying to convince our kids that the Lord loves hipped hopped music. The only thing God loves is to cast those who revel in this filth to painfully dance barefoot across the fiery lava pits of hell.

    He continues:

    It feels good when you know you’re down
    A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
    And I’m known as such
    And this is a beat that you can’t touch”

    The reasons why some groups of people who shall rename namless in this country can’t get ahead is that they love to do drugs.

    You see they have invented something called ‘superdope’ and I’m going to venture and guess that this new drug leads to more gang violence, hooking, teenage pregnancy and death that typifies the culture.

    So move out of your seat
    And get a fly girl and catch this beat
    While it’s rolling hold on pump a little bit
    And let me know it’s going on like that like that
    Cold on a mission so pull on back
    Let them know that you’re too much
    And this is a beat um that you cannot touch

    At this point he don’t even speak no proper American anymore so I can’t even tell you the words he speaks of. Though I get the gist that it has to do with more premarital sex and trying to convince your kids to join dark orgies of iniquities.

    While I don’t know if this McHammer is somehow affiliated with McDonalds, I do know his new music is a threat to our kids. I bet fives years down the road after hearing this song, there will be a good 30% increase in violence of mongrelian urban childrens and proper kids whose parents don’t protect from this sin inducing afro beats.

    Parents, don’t let your child become another victim of urban warfare. Make the Lord proud and forbid them from ever listening to this type of music. Warning: when you review the following video make sure your children are out of earshot of its gangster making beats.

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