New Hipped Hopped Mongrel McHammer Is Corrupting Our Kids – “Can’t Touch This”?
Today as I searched more dangerous music videos to warn proper people about, I came across another filthy product from the sinister hipped hopped culture of urban black. There is a new song called Can’t Touch This by a man who calls himself McHammer.
The song video features dancing flooses, blasphemy against our Lord and all sorts of other perversions you’d find in your town’s inner city area. I spit in disgust at this video that tries to teach our suburban children that God will reward them for dressing like hookers and partying with gangsters. Look at these following lyric stanzas from this devil song:
“My music hits me so hard, makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me, with a mind to rhyme and two hipped hopped feet”
Already you see this menace is trying to convince our kids that the Lord loves hipped hopped music. The only thing God loves is to cast those who revel in this filth to painfully dance barefoot across the fiery lava pits of hell.
He continues:
“It feels good when you know you’re down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I’m known as such
And this is a beat that you can’t touch”
The reasons why some groups of people who shall rename namless in this country can’t get ahead is that they love to do drugs.
You see they have invented something called ‘superdope’ and I’m going to venture and guess that this new drug leads to more gang violence, hooking, teenage pregnancy and death that typifies the culture.
“So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it’s rolling hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it’s going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let them know that you’re too much
And this is a beat um that you cannot touch”
At this point he don’t even speak no proper American anymore so I can’t even tell you the words he speaks of. Though I get the gist that it has to do with more premarital sex and trying to convince your kids to join dark orgies of iniquities.
While I don’t know if this McHammer is somehow affiliated with McDonalds, I do know his new music is a threat to our kids. I bet fives years down the road after hearing this song, there will be a good 30% increase in violence of mongrelian urban childrens and proper kids whose parents don’t protect from this sin inducing afro beats.
Parents, don’t let your child become another victim of urban warfare. Make the Lord proud and forbid them from ever listening to this type of music. Warning: when you review the following video make sure your children are out of earshot of its gangster making beats.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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2:34 pm
Hate to burst your bubble, but this song is NOT new. It came out in the late 80s early 90s.
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2:59 pm
1. this song came out DECADES ago, get in touch with the world u old has-been
2. “My music hits me so hard, makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me” hes thankin god for blessing him with a gift u moron
3. “A superdope” means cool..its not a drug idiot
4. “So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it’s rolling hold on..” means get out an have some fun
5. its MC Hammer not McHammer
6. since when did the rights to own America get passed on to YOU smart-alack?
7. do everyone and get off the internet,and never come back on
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3:41 pm
Right between .29 – .32 seconds, you can see very immoral tribal dancing. Very disturbing.
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4:28 pm
MC Hammer. Em-See Hammer. Congrats on picking a “new” sound. God f**k America!
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7:39 pm
i agreee lol
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8:32 pm
Hmm I wonder why they don’t have no other races dancing around in this video. Sinners discriminating?
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8:48 pm
It’s a hip hop song that’s talking about how he is a good dancer/rapper and how no one can copy him, because he’s so good at what he does. It was written in the 80′s. It’s not new in any sense of the world, and it’s not tribal dancing either. It’s people from the 80′s wearing stupid parachute pants and dancing to have fun, not worship satan.
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2:21 am
“At this point he don’t even speak no proper American anymore so I can’t even tell you the words he speaks of. ”
This could be the greatest sentence ever written in modern commentary. Kudos to you, sir!
Now, where can I find this “superdope”?
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8:12 am
Oh my gosh, I have never seen such Filthy Seductive Dancing before. Thanks, Abe, for pointing this out to those of us who still care about preserving the Christian moral structure that every single one of America’s founding fathers affirmed. We must move quickly to counter McHammer’s worldly message.
(sigh) The Bible says that in the end times sinful behavior will increase…
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9:14 am
Are you really this silly?
Where in the Bible does it say Hip Hop music is evil? Wha?
He’s calling himself cool. Superdope. Fly. It is not a drug, you twat.
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9:49 am
Seriously? I direct this at the other commentators: Do you people not recognize SATIRE when you see it? Sheesh! This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in a long while! Props to the superfly Abe!
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7:26 pm
Haha, you’re so right. Some of the authors seem to actually be writing serious stuff, but this HAS to be satire.
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12:26 pm
im at a loss of words!…….. really?
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8:20 am
ALLs Me needs to knows is hows to gets me hands on an ounce or two of this SUPERDOPE, and oh yeah, if you think this video is bad, then check out the naughty little number by Riskay cleverly entitled “Smell Yo Dick” also featured on youtube
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11:42 pm
You guys know this website is one big joke right? Hate to ruin it for you but it’s all just satire.
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12:12 pm
Hey, guys! I found this new device! It’s a case of magnetic tape on a spool, that, when read by a magenetic reader, plays music! It’s called the cassette tape!
SLOWPOKE is SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
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8:57 pm
MC Hammer is a Born-again Christian. I think it’s super dope. Just thought you all should know.
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9:41 pm
You people are just stupid.
Some people missed the 90′s…
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12:08 pm
“At this point he don’t even speak no proper American anymore”
>At this point he DOESN’T even speak ‘propper’ ENGLISH anymore.
Im pretty sure jesus didnt say learning to spell, and basic grammar, is sinful.
l2write you cretinous piece of cancerous shit.
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12:25 pm
obvious troll is obvious
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9:54 am
Abe you’re a racist redneck.
Everyone’s entitled to their opinions, But I don’t agree to the idea that they should air them and try to influence others with them if they have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about!
No one likes a racist.
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3:33 am
bahahahaha this is funny you gotta admit. probably made my day… well year. keep it up ignorant americans. there is more filthy music out there. ummm have u heared the handjob protest song? its very informative. heres a link. whoever wrote this please enlighten us by ur view of this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nzXtuZIfJE
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7:13 pm
lol is this a joke…..anyway U CANT TOUCH THIS is the best song ever and no one can touch hammer’s dancing skills.
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7:22 pm
Mc hammer is the lord
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1:06 am
How can this guy even use the internet, hes a hillbilly, I think he was in the movie Deliverance.
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1:11 am
This is nothing more then racist propaganda, not so cleverly disguised as a Christian message (as is most of this man’s dribble).
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3:46 pm
Yes, and I was under the impression that Yourtube was supposed to be family friendly and not allow these types of urban pornographies. Perhaps their censorship staff missed this offensive video?
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4:54 pm
Youtube is ran by the liberal media.
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12:36 am
Tyson is taking on a new name after seeing this video. He will now be known as M.C. BONERS.
His first album will be entitled:
“Please Boners Don’t Touch ‘em.. unless you’re an underage boy”
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1:34 am
Jesus Fucking Christ, the irony.
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1:50 am
It’s because those type of people actually tell their community that the white people are the devil. That makes me laugh every time!
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10:21 am
Some them uppity Farukacon and Malcolm X types?
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12:27 pm
oh by the way asshole it came out in 91′-92′
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6:25 pm
Trolls replying to each other. Hey, don’t see that too often on this site.
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1:42 pm
Dont worry
we have a black president
so the Rapture must be near!!
All the black can hippity hopp on hot lava in hell
while we relax in heaven listening to some Garth Brooks and the Osmonds
and laugh with the lord
God bless
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1:55 pm
Do NOT joke about Jesus. Abe is simply expressing the views of the silent majority. Why do you have to continue being here? We have our ways, you have yours. Isn’t this America? Can’t we all get along? I will fervently pray for you, that you will find the Lord. Or the Lord will find you. Lord knows you need the Lord.
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4:25 pm
AMEN!
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4:19 pm
Would you mind repeating your senseless bullshit? I didn’t get a clear understanding of:
All the black can hippity hopp on hot lava in hell
Are you being close minded or excedingly stupid? I can’t really tell with the level of stupidity you have.
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