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North Korea Launches New Space Weapon, Threatens America
March 24, 2009 by Chuck Reagan
Filed under Commies, Faith Links, War on Terror
Pyongyang, North Korea – The demented hordes of North Korean scientists announced today that they will be launching a new communications weapon into space and its purpose will be to bring harm to America and her allies.
Pyongyang officials proudly announced that their new space communications satellite will be launched next month. The satellite’s purpose will be to direct nuclear missiles and other Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMDs) that North Korea is currently developing for itself and its axis of evil allies.
World map shows dangerous, terrorist enabling Axis of Evil in red (North Korea, Iran and Iraq). Developing Axis of Evil in orange (Cuba, Libya and Syria). The world’s moral leader in blue (America).
Testy North Korean military officials took time to call American military leaders, warning America that if any interference with the launch takes place that they will double their efforts in creating a senselessly large arsenal of nuclear weapons.
This development is especially troubling to US allies in South Korea, as North Korean and now Kim Jong Il’s savage military forces have been at war with South Korea since 1953.
Nuclear technology and space-based communication weapons are a technology that can only be trusted in the most moral of hands. To date, America has set the standard for good use of nuclear technology by using it as a means to create energy and bring peace to nations like Japan during times of war.
Contrast this with North Korea’s communist styled desire for the weapon; fear, destruction and intimidation. North Korea has already threatened actions against America, and they will only become more hostile and malevolent should they be allowed to launch this satellite and secretly develop nuclear arms.
Just imagine the chaos and destruction that can be exacted when Kim Jong-Il develops this technology and shares it with our terrorist enemies who sneak attacked us on 9/11 and still want nothing more than to rain nukes upon your children as they innocently play on a playground.
For the reasons of preserving the ways of our allies and ourselves, and ensuring our children aren’t seared to death by the heat from a North Korean satellite guided nuclear weapon, it is of great importance that our government takes every military avenue possible to peacefully coerce North Korea to abandon all science and military endeavors.
Until this happens, and North Korea is forced to remain committed to a dependent agrarian lifestyle, you and your family are at risk of being attacked by a rogue North Korean long range weapon.
Chuck, do you need to get laid?
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Frankly, I disagree with this analysis. After all, North Korea’s greatest ally is now soiling the White House, “pre_sent” B. Hussein Obomo who is imposing an Islamofascist Commie regime on our once Godly republic as you read this. North Korea has no need to attack us, Hussein Obomo will simply hand the US to North Korea and its Islamofascist allies. If anything, these new weapons are being launched by North Korea to support the DemonRat regime and their socialist collectivization of America. These North Korean weapons will probably be used to help round up and exterminate the White Christian Patriots of the Heartland, but I doubt any of the Islamofascist Homosexual Commies on the coasts have anything to fear from this development.
May the Lord have mercy on us now that the tribulations have begun.
In the Blood of the Lamb,
Brother Bob
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Greza – How do you even know what that Islamofascist imposter’s name is? Until he releases his full, official, long-form birth certificate (along with his original social security card, naturalization documents if applicable, credit card numbers and so on) we can’t even tell if he is a natural born American citizen, much less what his real name is. Barry Soetoro ring any bells? (Just Google it).
Adam – your 2:23 post makes some sense assuming you subscribe to all the Lie-brul “political correctness” and multi-cultural (i.e. anti-American) crap. However, your 4:54 post makes no sense whatsoever. I’ll just assume it was posted by a evil Leftist IslamoCommuFascist troll faking your identity.
Yours in the Love of the Lord,
Brother Bob
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Yeah, I don’t want them to send that up there either. However, NKorea isn’t our biggest worry. If we’re not careful we’re about to upset China something severe. America has already insulted their military recently, or at least the Chinese took it that way. Yeah, if you have any spare hope in you, place your hope in Clinton as she tries to keep our conversations with China clean and open, because China’s not happy with all this spending and whatnot. Of course they’re going to be concerned; they’re our biggest loaner.
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this site is a joke from the onion.com
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Insulted China? I thought the Americans just insulted Canada. But I’m not up to date on the news, and you may be right. Ironically, I’m Chinese.
And you people, come on. This website is obviously a joke. Brother Bob is clearly being sarcastic. I mean, isn’t “IslamoCommuFascist” a big enough giveaway?
Where’s your sense of humor people.
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All i can say is life would be alot easier with out the hassle.
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Are you covering the fact that it failed and fell into the ocean? Or are you just going to leave incomplete reporting on your horrible site to corrupt your readers?
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Oh, North Korea.
As if their technology could actually last that long.
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Call him by his real fucking name you low life piece of shit, joke or not.
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His name is Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Are you now prejudice and hate Muslims now or something?
Why do you types of people hate diversity? I’m getting sick and tired of people crying when we call the man by his middle name of Hussein. It shows they have no tolerance for other cultures, or they wouldn’t get so offended that his name is not normal.
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Oh wait… then again, I hate Muslims, so I’m the one who’s rasict.
Nevermind. You’re fine, Greza. As for you, Brother Bob, stop spreading vicous lies about other people of another race. Did you not know that people who lie cannot inherit the kingdom of God?
Wait… this article is a lie! Chuck, if you keep on writing lies like this, an eternal pit of hellfire will be waiting for you! Repent and turn from your sins!
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Brother Bob, I am shocked. I am NOT left-wing, Islamic, Communist, Terrorist, or a troll! I am juts trying to tell the truth about this website I’ve been working for! Lairs will NOT inherit the kingdom of God, so I am doing what should be done: tell the real truth.
I’m sure the rest of the staff will heed to my words. But considering the slanderous articles they’ve been posting, I’d say that’s pretty unlikely.
All liars will burn. Tell the truth, repent, and be saved.
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3 John 1:3 – “For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth.”
Of course the Truth is plain enough and truthfulness is proper. However, I do not see what you are claiming is untrue. This article states facts and is even being reported in the mainstream (i.e. liberal) media. The only question was one of interpretation: does launching this device pose a threat to the US of A? That is the position of the article’s author and I simply provided an alternative interpretation of the same data.
So what exactly are you suggesting is untrue?
Revelations 21:8 – “But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.”
In Christ’s Name,
Brother Bob
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What I’m suggesting is untrue is every article on this website. The staff here at Chirstwire must REALLY support the King of Lies himself.
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Well, it seems like a good Christian website to me. I may not agree with all the specific interpretations of the information (as was the case with this article), but I don’t see anything brazenly false or offensive. Is there something specific that you can point out that seems false? If so, I’d be happy to look it over.
A humble servant of the Lord,
Brother Bob
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Check their articles corncerning Obama.
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well 99% of the article written On this site is fake and pure satire
oh and by the way Nkorea is Not islamist if they have a religion its would be either taoist or buddhist
communist can’t exist in a country as well ( a communist country can’t have a government or a leader of some sort )
and faschist well a lot of western country his faschist sorry to tell you the truth but still
On another Note his Birth certificate is enough as for Hussein it,s come from his father who was from KENYA and his Mother from USA was OBAMA so he Inherit BOTH name
oh and why did you asked his CC Number ?? ( credit card ) it’s won’t be of any use to you or Maybe you wanna steal his Money ? and his private life as well ?
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