• Parent Alert – World of Warcraft and Cosplay Will Destroy Your Child

    March 6, 2009 9:43 am 318 comments

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    World of Warcraft is a dirty virus, the likes of which has not been seen since the Black Death ravaged the lands of 13th century Europe. Parents, you have no time to waste if you’re to save your child from this plague!

    Yes, dear parents, today I come to you with urgent news that will frighten your heart and soul! There is a new threat to your precious children, a threat that will pin them down and ruin their lives in every way, form and fashion! As you should expect, this gaming threat is another creation inspired by the Godless wonders known as the Japanese and its purpose is sinister!

    Indeed, there is a new video game threat to our children that goes by the name World of Warcraft. It is a dangerous game that will infect your child’s mind with all sorts of vile spirits and gateway them into a life of alcoholism, violence, gay orgies, drugs and laziness, as the product warning on the game packages warn.

    The Bible also gives us warning and proof as to why any good Christian, or decent parent, will bar their kids from this hateful game:

    Galatians 5:19

    19Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

    20Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

    21Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revelings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

    22But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

    23Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

    24And they that are Christ’s have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

    25If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.

    26Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.

    This sinister game teaches youngsters how to pervert all these Biblical edicts, as they cast evil spells as they ‘level up’ to wage war with orcs, wizards, fairies and other genetic abominations of demonic lore.

    Recent studies show that over 73% of youth under the age 29 who play this game immediately lose their jobs, relationships and sense of sexual identity. It’s common to see a WoW player wide-eyed, confused as they lurk about in Cheetos-stained shirts in between their gaming sessions.

    The infatuation with ‘leveling up’ and buying new ‘magic weapons’ for their characters on this game is so strong, that followers of this gay-inducing WoW have been known to lock themselves in their rooms for weeks on end, playing sometimes until the point of death.

    Neuroscience shows that the mind of a WoW player truly becomes a burnt wasteland, as the addictions to this perversion activate the same dopamine pleasure center as does a lifetime of drinking alcohol.

    The fried, scrambled minds of a Warcraft player are naturally addicted to this game. And like a true crack drug fiend, they will stop at no ends to level up and continue their endless quest to nowhere! They are driven by the forces of Satan to do crazy, depraved things, even if it involves becoming a devilwhore.

    Consider the following heartbreaking example of this young woman, who sold her body to receive what’s called an epic mount. An epic mount allows characters to ‘evolve’ to the point to where they can cast evil spells on their enemies from the sky. This young woman’s desire to have this epic mount was so high that she allegedly offered premarital infidelities to ANY person who would give her the mount!


    World of Warcraft causes strange unnatural in young woman. Click for full image

    Terribly sad and horrific.

    Just imagine, this could be your daughter! Do you want your daughter running all around the neighborhood, sleeping with random, terrifying creepers who stalk her on the internet!

    Think, dear parents, about how often your kids use their computers online. How often they are out of your sight. They could be setting up meetings with countless random strangers to get diddled in all their orifices, all so they can receive an epic mount.

    At this point your heart is full of fear and you want to think that it cannot get much worse than your precious child getting stewed by the devilrod of complete strangers, all for a perverted video game upgrade. But it gets worse, so far worse my friends.

    The miscreants of WoW are not content with their pixelated fornication or prostituting themselves for enchanted armor upgrades. No, they have created a real-life community for themselves called cosplay comic conventions.

    If your son and daughter plays Warcraft, they have faced demands of A/S/L (internet stalker slang for age, sex and location) and have certainly been propositioned to partake in these cosplay orgy fests at least three dozen times.

    Our sources report that at these festivals, the participants dress as their favorite imaginary characters as they chant strange incantations, have pagan blood ceremonies then all exchange armor upgrades in deals sealed with all sorts of perverted sexual acts.

    I wish I could say this threat was not widespread, but over 11.5 million people worldwide partake in this sinister cult and even have set themselves up a store to buy their costumes!


    Another young woman infatuated with WoW cosplay anime

    My friends, this game is truly evil and it will destroy the life of your precious children. If you’ve noticed your teen son or daughter is getting a bit heavier and dressing more like a harlot as they grow up, odds are that they are addicted to World of Warcraft.

    If you find they do have a subscription to War of Warcraft, it is your duty to set it to fire! Burn their entire gaming system and pray for them, as their lost soul has many sins from which it needs cured.

    You should also take your kid to a doctor as well, as those who play WoW surely have a far greater risk of having a life threatening STD, such as AIDS which will kill your precious child dead.

    Go into your child’s room today, be they young teens or college-aged, and search for this menacing game. One you destroy it and ban it from their lives forever, you will certainly assure they don’t end up dead in an abandoned alley, a destitute prostitute who had her life ruined by a sick Japanese inspired game.

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    Jack Gould Pastor Jack "Jbox" Gould is a local best-selling author, motivational speaker and youth pastor extraordinaire at Langley CC, where his stories about the laid back California life and relations to Jack-in-the-Box bobble heads are all the rage. Email Jack a Question

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