Parents Pull Your Children Out of Public Schools Right Now

Abe
• ChristWire
March 30, 2009 6:53 pm26 comments

My blood boils over with rage from the following picture a reader sent us. Public schools have taken homo gay agendas to a disgusting new level and this is the most sickening example of atheism gone wild I’ve ever seen in my life.

I wish this were Salem and we still had witch trials because I’d be the first to tie demented liberal witch teachers up to rocks and through them over cliffs into icy rivers to see if they float. They would hopefully drown in more than the water but the sins of guilt for corrupting our children.

Smokey the Bear once taught our children about the dangers of forest fires but now it looks like Smokey himself better learn about the dangers of hellfire, because that’s where all these vile liberal sin mongler’s are headed for promoting the gays love of lapping up the devil’s food cake from each other’s sinholes.

Parents, don’t let your children bake in the oven of Satan because liberal teachers want to teach them how to be gay. Immediately take your children out of public schools and teach them yourself or put them in a private. Or you’ll find their privates will be turned to sin factories by the liberal chuch of the enemy.

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26 Comments

  • 99% Members on This Site Are Hypocrites

    That’s not Smokey you old fuxx0r, it’s Pedobear!!!
    Also, I know you’re probably some 30 year old sitting in your basement getting a good laugh out of the amount of people posting on your trolling article. Same with this entire site…truly an amazing job how it’s maintained so formally and how everyone has a semblance of actually being serious!

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  • this is such a awful website people need to be free of filth such as your close minded propaganda.

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  • 1 Corinthians 5:1–
    “It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that an innocent child should have to suck off Smokey the Bear.”

    And are the public schools ashamed of this Atheistic Homo Gay Perversion? Nay, they are haughtily “puffed up, and have not rather mourned.”

    These perverters of innocent children must be “delivered over to Satan” post haste.

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  • *blink* I’m confused, what the hell is this about??

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  • this photo is ridiculously out of context. are you seriously suggesting that this photo is proof of “homo agenda” corruption?
    are you serious? you might just be an idiot
    this website is a serious laugh to everyone who isn’t a retarded bible thumper.
    eventually this kind of thing will be outlawed as hate speech

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    • utterlydisgusted

      I’m so glad my Pastor preached on this a few sermons back:

      ” [1]“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. [2]For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

      [3]“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? []4How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? [5]You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

      [21]“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. [22]Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ [23]Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’” Matthew 7, verses 1-5 and 21-23.

      And by the way, ugly idiot old fart. The majority of us (unfortunately) do live in the same country as you. How’s that for some awesome irony?

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      • utterlydisgusted

        … Why did my comment end up here, as opposed to down at the bottom like it should have? Wow. The previous comment was not directed at you, TexasAgnos, but at the OP.

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  • lulz

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  • Best epic troll in existence.

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  • Oh crap, you guys got this??

    Aww, you guys are jerks. I was just trying to have some fun…

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  • WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!! God damn how fucking dumb are christans. Get you fucking heads out of your asses and shut your mouths. Damn you people are stupid OTFLMFAO

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  • If this website is a joke, its pretty funny. If you guys are for real, you’re nuts.

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  • was it not the pope who defended the child molesting priest by saying “There petifiles, at least there not gay”, so how is this gay?? same thing just sub a priest for a bear…

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    • Please get an education and learn how to spell. Let me guess: you’re a graduate of the Public Fool System.

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  • Sister Kali Vagilistic X.P. Aladocious

    Wow, now Christians are promoting murder of school teachers. Were has Christianity gone to. It states in Revelations that in the last days there will be those preaching in the name of God, but they will be deceived my the Anti Christ. I would say that the author of the above article is clearly one of those what the Bible is talking about. It is right there in Revelations, read it yourself you will see.

    Also, read your history, the Salem Witch trials had nothing to do with witchcraft, but was in fact an argot fungus infection in the rye bread. This resulted God fearing Christians to murder innocent men, woman, and children in the name of God. It was 100% fear (just like today) that empowered those to commit murder. All those killed in the Salem witch trials where exonerated (after their deaths those far too late) of all charges, and our country still lives with the horror and embarrassment of the extent that ignorance and fear can cause. Do we really want to repeat such a mistake again?

    God is Love
    Love is God
    Sister Kali

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  • WHO MAD THIS SITE ANYWAY????? YOU GUYS ARE SO DAME STUPID ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ITS JUST STUPID

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  • pedobear haha

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  • Michael Serenity

    I only know what this picture is, because of random web surfing a while back.

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  • It’s pedobear you F*CKING moron, thats why he’s doing that.

    Pedobear is a popular internet meme.

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  • Captain Obvious

    Totally unrelated, but here’s what going to be seeing you in “the fiery depths of Hell”, Abe:

    Cybran-Zilla.jpg

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  • “TROOOOOLLLLL! IN THE DUNGEONS! Thought you ought to know.” *faints*
    -Professor Quirrell

    I agree with everyone here, this is a wonderful troll account. You’re probably laughing your ass off somewhere right now for making people actually believe you. And I don’t care, because I’m getting lulz out of the idiocy of this entire website. Just admit you’re a troll and get on with it, okay? You can’t be a troll forever.

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  • B0iih4zatail

    LOL Pedobear! That’s a seriously inappropriate mascot to be having around young children like that… However, you’re overreacting. It’s not like you see Pedobear just waltzing around every freakin’ public school. I have NO idea where you got this picture. Probably from /b/, which I’m sure you hypocritical trolls visit daily.

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  • MICHAEL BELT

    THERE IS A CHILD MOLESTER BY THE NAME OF PAUL WATSON AND HE IS THE GENERAL MANERGER FOR TOWN AND COUNTRY INN AND RESTURANT LOCATED AT 2000 E 23 STREET IN CHATTANOOGA YOU CAN SEE HIS PROFILE ON T B I SEXUAL OFFENDERS REGESTER I WAS THE MAINTENCE SUPERVISOR I SAW THIS MAN FONDLE YOUNG CHILDREN IN THE LOBBY OF THIS MOTEL THIS MAN SHOULD BE RAN OUT OF TOWN OR NOT BE ALLOWED TO RUN A MOTEL I WOULD LIKE TO LEAD A GROUP OF PEOPLE TO PROTEST THIS SEX OFFENDER BEING ALLOWED TO RUN THIS MOTEL AND FONDLE YOUNG CHILDREN ANY ONE INTERESTED IN DOING THIS AND PROTECTING OUR YOUNG CHILDREN PLEASE CONTACT ME AT OLDTIMER1299@YAHOO.COM THIS MAN PAUL WATSON WAS CONVICTED OF MOLESTING 3 YOUNG BOYS IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA AND IS NOW HIDEING IN OUR TOWN OF CHATTANOOGA PLEASE LETS GET HIM OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE RAPES ANY MORE OF OUR KIDS.

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  • the only people who need to be burned is people like you who tell their children all this fictitious bull shit and expect them to believe it. It’s just like the great philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche stated and i quote “God is Dead!”

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  • the only people corrupting our children are christian fundamentalists like you.

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  • more like genitals

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