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For the last several weeks we’ve been at war against the demon rod suckler writers and staff over at College Humor.com. These dangerous people have created a kingdom of perversion with their celebrating prostitutes, drugs and the homogay lifestyle in videos and writing.
The entire site is sick, but the worst thing on it is a queer show they call Jake and Amir. A fancy, mustachioed man who slowly drives a black, windowless van through your neighborhood is less dangerous to your kids than the fag globlins Jake and Amir.
Their little show promotes homo relations between two men and it is an abomination. If you review their program, you see that Amir seems to be taking on the role of passive woman, with batting his eyelids and softly caressing his lover’s bosom.
While we researched more examples of Amir being a little finger poke craving sugar plum , we came across this documentary where Amir intentionally ruined the proper relationship of one of his ‘friends’ named Skeeter.
Amir’s raging homo agenda was quite clear in that video, and being a proper man, his buddy crafted a very good revenge against this little fancy boy. My favorite part is where you can see the look of pain and embarrassment hit Amir, as he realizes his dream of $500,000 gay orgy night in West Hollywood would not become a reality.
11:59 am
That was funnier than anything on this website!
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8:04 pm
‘My favorite part is where you can see the look of pain and embarrassment hit Amir’
‘examples of Amir being a little finger poke craving sugar plum’
wow.
yes, i remember now! christ teaches us to revel in the pain of others, and promotes namecalling and hatemongering. NOT.
you are no god-fearing person. you are infected with hate, (which to me ‘hate’ has a pretty devilish ring to it.)
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8:44 pm
^AGREED.
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9:06 pm
The funny thing about this whole thing is that you guys are actually giving college humor more, not less, viewers. So keep it up with the gay talk; Amir, whether he’s gay or not, is still driving that Mercedes.
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2:54 am
That won’t do him much good when he’s burning forever for being gay.
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12:42 pm
Five things
First, I’m a straight male
Second, I respect your right to say what you believe even if I strongly disagree with it. (I believe that your arguments would be stronger if they were backed by facts that were in turn backed by research)
Third, Jake and Amir is a comedy show about a dim whit who dosen’t understand boundries and his co-worker, Both of whom are straight
Fourth, I don’t think God would approve of your language towards his children.
Thank You.
“For God so loved the World that he gave his only Son, that WHOEVER believes in him should not perish but have eternal life”
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10:53 pm
The Yankees are evil, those title victories all have asterisks next to them.
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2:17 am
I have been debating it for a while now and have come to the conclusion that I no longer believe in god. Its people like you who feel that you can force others into your own beliefs. Who gave you the right to judge others?
Too much hate
Too many Lies
Not enough love
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2:19 am
o and how is this link on your site?
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3:10 pm
Prank Wars rule!
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7:06 am
Wow, how seriously in-the-closet is Dan Nordgren?
Do us all a favor and go hook up with the manliest guy you can find, and end all the hate!
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9:44 am
If you are really a christian, you should know that the bible instructs its followers to love all things, and look past those things which do not coincide with its agenda. Jesus said that he loved all people, because they were ALL his children, and he also said “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
Christianity is a very beautiful religion, as is Islam. But like Islam, many non-followers perceive Christianity to be a religion full of hateful, judgmental, narrow minded people who are determined to cast everyone who doesn’t see things their way to damnation. The radicals of every religion are the people who destroy religion, keep people from converting, and turn people away from belief in god.
You may not agree with homosexuality, but regardless, in your faith, only Christ can pass judgment. Just so you know, the bible says absolutely nothing about homosexuality. It has also been revised multiple times and reflects the values of Elizabethan and Pre-Elizabethan England, as well as the attitudes of the Crusades, the time periods in which it was revised. Instead of trying to practice your faith by persecuting those you feel are going to hell, you should try to practice the principles which were actually set out for you; love, respect for all god’s children (all humanity, not just who you pick and choose…god didn’t have your hang ups) compassion, and forgivness. Otherwise, your statements about people burning in hell are laughable, you’ll be there burning with them for the sin of hatefulness.
And just so you know, I am not gay, Actually, I stumbled across this blog and was so disgusted I had to join simply respond to your repulsive language and hateful attitude.
One more thing…you write an awful lot about homosexuals. That must be awful time consuming. Thou dost protest too much…
Get a life, and try and live what you preach.
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9:45 pm
ha ha wow what a fucking guliable little bitch! i fucking hate amir man hes a mothafuckin deuchbag
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10:25 am
Um, nice ad for an all gay cruise. You are so opposed to gay people that there is no chance you wouldn’t LOVE to suck a dick.
God I pray this website is a parody.
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9:00 pm
ahahahaha “little finger poke craving sugar plum”. I lol’d.
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5:26 pm
Oh, hey, remember that bit in the Bible when good ol’ Jesus said that “fag g(l)oblins” are all up for “orgies in West Hollywood”, ? I assume you invented the word “globlins”, as it seems to me some kind of amalgamation of the words “goblins” and “globin”, as in “haemoglobin”.
Because from Sunday School I clearly remember the eloquent phrase “homogay” being read out many a time. Good job with inventing new compound words there!
I truly believe that this website gives conservatism and Christianity a bad name. Your twisted view of Christianity is hardly Christian. What happened to “love thy neighbour as thyself”? “Do unto others as they would do unto you”?
Imagine this. Someone accuses you of being gay, something your perceive as a mortal sin, CLEARLY far worse then rape or murder. They post messages on websites with the topic “Queer Dan Nordgren gets humiliated – LOL!”. They waste their time creating bullying articles entitled “Dan Nordgren is a ragin homo”. They encourage people to attack you, saying “Dan Nordgren is a homogay monster”.
No, it’s not nice, is it?
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11:02 am
His friends name is streeter
also leave amir alone, he’s jewish so he believes in god and will go to heaven
why do you care if he’s gay or not? He says he’s straight and whether thats true or not it’s not up to you to say what you think of his sexuality, you sad people.
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1:12 pm
what’s the fifth thing?
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1:20 pm
Fifth God hates the Yankees!
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1:23 pm
Does Amir really drive a Mercedes? THat’s so Ace!
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1:24 pm
that’s not a very godly thing. plus, with the yankees having 27 world championships, you’d think that they were his chosen team.
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8:53 pm
you’d think that. that is until you learned about a-rods steroid use. cheating is the devils work. God loves a hard worker.
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12:21 am
Can you imagine if the bulls of the nineties were marred by the same kind of stigma. It would be as if people found out that Jesus had been just a really good magician instead of the son of god.
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