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    Satan Uses Joaquin Phoenix At Black Rap Concert

    March 14, 2009 9:06 am 5 comments
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    As we discovered several weeks ago, Satan has taken over Joaquin Phoenix. The following video only confirms the worst of our fears.

    In this disturbing footage you see that Joaquin is now acting like an urban black, getting into fights and chanting rap lyrics all the while. This is proof that he’s been infected with some sort of perverse urban black-inducing demon.

    It’s only a matter of time before he’s shooting up coke, pimping women and winds up living off the government with his ‘gang’ of like-minded friends. Let us look at this disturbing video.


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    5 Comments

    • Mike
      March 14, 2009
      9:29 am


      I totally know what you mean. I found another “episode” here” of people being used by satan.

      CSB Note: Link censored for leading to undue impiety.

      We need to do what we can to rid the world of this infestation!

      Hallelujah the lord will help us!

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    • Greza
      March 15, 2009
      4:20 am


      Look! Its the Internet! Try browsing a little… Maybe make a few friends?

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    • Anon
      March 15, 2009
      8:20 pm


      Hold on, its hard to type with my dick in a dogs ass. *Sprok* Ahh, thats better. Anyway..What the fuck are you talking about?

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    • Cray Zayer
      March 17, 2009
      2:28 am


      This filth, this disease! of black culture! This video makes it clear that no one is safe from this menace.

      Watch your neighbors and family closely. If any of them show early warning signs, like drinking cool-aid or grape juice, eating watermelon, and not liking country music, contact a good Protestant priest quickly, so that they can still be saved!

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    • Nicky
      March 17, 2009
      6:20 am


      No thinking person can watch Joaquin Phoenix and believe in natural selection. Thanks for the vid, Dan. This should send the evolutionists scurrying!

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