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Scientists have now evolved a dolphin that has faggy pink skin and oversized blowhole phenotype!
As I continued my quest to find more examples of the homogay agenda to warn everyone about today, a week of straight prayer and fasting could not have prepared my eyes to see this genetic abomination.
As you know, scientific poll data indicate gay males fantasize about gaping, pink sinholes an average of 23-26 times a day. This is likely why you usually see them daydreaming when they should actually be performing their little secretary and nursing jobs.
So really it should come as no shock that homo scientists are now molesting nature itself to create a living version of their perverted fantasies. They have no respect for divine order!
This genetic abomination is one of the worst examples to date from the dangerous genetic engineers. If you look closely at the following pictures, you can see these scientists have made this little flamboyant fagoteer dolphin smaller than normal too.
I’m sickened and outraged at how the gays are exploiting nature just to fulfill there fantasy of having a “cute” little gay sex pet. This is no doubt tied into the gay-pride dolphin pornography being peddled by Jake and Amir at CollegeHumor.
We must put a stop to this filth!
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11:35 am
I stumbled across the following thread while researching this gay debacle of science.
It is extremely violent and the homo angle is veiled but there.
http://boards.1up.com/zd/board/message?board.id=notgames&message.id=233969&query.id=13#M233969
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12:24 pm
We should kill it in the name of God. Let the lords righteoousness shine as we destroy this vile abomination. Let us rend its flesh in the name of our Lord.
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OMG you are a fucking lunatic. KILL it in the NAME OF GOD???? because killing isn’t a sin rite? Killing any living animal is ok? Are you insane? and It ISNT A GAY DOLPHIN YOU NUT! If anything it is a frikken pink dolphin. you bunch of psychos. Man alive, it scares me , I mean really scares me that you people live in the same world I do. Get a life, and leave the damn dolphin alone. GAY DOLPHINS… WHAT A BUNCH OF CRACK POTS.
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12:38 pm
You shut your mouth fattie. Go back to breaking through innocent, God-fearing Christians walls and offering them the devils juice.
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1:11 pm
I love how hypocritical the so-called “Christians” are on this site. “Let us rend it’s flesh in the name of the Lord”? There’s nothing in the Bible about “rending flesh”. You people make me sick. Come Judgement Day I’m hoping no PRAYING that he sends you hypocrites (not KoolAid) to hell. ETERNAL DAMNATION!
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1:14 pm
KOOLAID
Why do you ask for forgiveness, have you had unmentionables in your puffy pink sinhole?
Sodomites will burn.
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1:15 pm
BobGreat is obviously a homosexual sympathizer. I’d wager (if it weren’t a sin, that is) that he’s a pillow-biter.
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1:16 pm
I’m gonna start off by saying that I hope this is a joke site and that you guy aren’t serious. With that said, here’s a message for ya.
This website seems to be pretty hateful. Wasn’t Jesus’ message about love? Yes, there may be some things that you don’t agree with, but the Bible says to flee from evil, not dwell on it.
This doesn’t seem like it’s just a warning to other Christians, it seems like condemnation for something that was DISCOVERED. It’s an albino dolphin, not a hidden gay agenda by scientists that want to get your kids to sleep with men.
Do Christians seriously wonder why they have trouble converting people? Telling people they are going to go to hell, condemning them for things that you have no proof of, deciding that someone is a bad person based upon one act you’ve seen – do you guys seriously think you’re making a change for the greater good?
Try loving people, being kind to them, and actually listening to what they have to say rather than threatening them with an eternal lake of fire and see if you get any more done that way.
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1:21 pm
Hey Christians you should also find a way to get rid of the colors of the rainbow. You know because it’s on the Gay Pride flag.
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1:24 pm
Quag,
Your moniker reminds me of the lascivious sinner from that abomination Family Guy. This is not surprising as you are using the same line the media is using, “It’s a naturally occurring albino dolphin.” The liberal media has a gay agenda and has for sometime.
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1:33 pm
Everyone here except for Amy and Jesua sounds like left wing liberal wackos. The Lord will punish you all in due time.
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1:41 pm
Can we get back to the original response here? I looked over that site that has the dolphin story (which is a bit of a misnomer, since there isn’t a dolphin it in for quite a while, and it doens’t show up much when it finally makes an appearance), and I fail to see what is homosexual about it. It’s clearly violent, with people being shot quite a bit, and very ungodly with all of the cursing and the very concept of genetic enginering, but I fail to see the ‘gay’ connection there.
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1:41 pm
Jesus loves me, this I know. The Bible tells me so.
But man, that’s a fucking sexy dolphin. I want to ride that thing across the ocean. Feel the wind in my hair and the salt spray on my face. It’s tight sphincter around my phallus.
It’d be magical.
But yeah. Fuck those damn Jews and Fags in the media. We all know left wing radical scientists made this to try and make our kids have sex with each other. Albinism is a MYTH!
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1:43 pm
Can we watch the language please? I’m trying to have an honest discussion here.
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1:46 pm
“The Lord will punish you all in due time”. I like how you use the Lord’s name in vain. You “Christians” (note the use of quotes) need to read up on the Bible again because you’re just like the Pharisees.
http://www.enduringword.com/commentaries/4015.htm
Read up.
Especially this part:
Then Peter answered and said to Him, “Explain this parable to us.” So Jesus said, “Are you also still without understanding? Do you not yet understand that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and is eliminated? But those things which proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and they defile a man. For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies. These are the things which defile a man, but to eat with unwashed hands does not defile a man.”
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2:27 pm
This is such a great article!
I was worried a few weeks ago because my father, a great man who has worked hard to give me a good life, decided out of nowhere that he wanted to quit his job at the steel mill and train dolphins. After reading this article, I realized that my father might have been brainwashed by one of these gay dolphin scientists (or homo-wizards as I prefer to call them).
What do I do? Do I confront my father? Should I ask my pastor to intervene? I am very worried that my father is now a sinner.
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2:38 pm
As a concerned citizen, I’m curious as to if you guys have come across lesbian dolphin videos you can post?
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2:45 pm
Here’s one for you comic hating fundies to chew on.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0vGamcQIYs&eurl=http://www.godhateshomophobes.com/video-homosexual-dolphins.php&feature=player_embedded
Paul
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2:47 pm
Hello my name is Hank, and I think most dolphins are gay to begin with. I say this only because of this time I went to some hotel that let you swim with the dolphin out back. I liked it first but then it started getting frisky and I ran out of there like a little girl. I couldn’t even tell the guys at my propane place because of the extreme embarrassment.
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3:00 pm
I find it especially concerning, in the case of this fag enabling comic, that if you read further on there is a heavy implication that man can control and modify nature to the extent that only the almighty possesses.
In the comic, may the lord forgive me for reading, the dolphin and the boy are both ‘genetically modified’ (just another fancy way to say satanically invoked)by a clearly atheistic evolutionary scientist. As though anyone aside from God himself could modify or otherwise change a creature of this earth. All this does is further the fag enabling agenda of atheists and evolutionists.
This is a bunch of hokum. Any good christian scientist could tell you that we came from God and only He has the power to change his works for the better.
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3:41 pm
Nobody would waste their time creating a pink dolphin through genetic engineering. It’s abviously been painted pink. Hasnt this creature been tormented enough? Im not fornicating with it, Im making love to it. Dolphins are beautiful smart creatures. They have trusting eyes, seductive long eyelashes, and a giddy “come hither” yelp to them. Dont get me started on their smooth, firm skin. I hope I can see one again at my local sea world.
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4:07 pm
I’ve read the bible. I wonder about something. Why do the ten commandments not mention slavery? Four commandments about worshipping God, and not making idols, etc, yet when it comes to the worst thing one human being can do to another – nothing, nada, complete and utter silence.
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4:20 pm
TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS
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4:27 pm
btw Chef I’m not Pandaclaws
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4:57 pm
As a site that claims to be so against gay sex, why is everyone talking about it? Like seriously, every attack on someone in this article is ‘you’re gay! I bet you’re a fag! I bet this person is a fag!’ A good majority of the people on here don’t sound like their education level is that much higher than a 12year old kid on AOL. I bet if someone posted an article saying that if you breathe air you’re gay, how many of you would actually die, hopefully a good amount. The world doesn’t need more people like this running around with your shot guns, missing teeth and straw hats. There’s nothing wrong with being a Christian, but when you go around saying EVERYTHING is gay, including the gifts that God made for us (the rainbow?) then you have a problem and if anything, are doing more for Satan’s side by spreading hate and stupidity.
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5:27 pm
I hate trolls. They hide under the bridge and pop out and scare you. Then they ask you for change. Screw you, I’m getting a McDouble.
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6:20 pm
I would like to ride that dolphin over the rainbow while my boyfriend grabs my testicles .
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7:20 pm
We are God’s representatives, earthly agents O’ divine punishment. Oor mission is tae destroy doon tae the last wee bit thae fools wha’ would oppose oor god. Amen.
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7:23 pm
We must show this faggy dolphin Jesus’s love by killing her muff diving slimy self.
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7:52 pm
Really now? Really? You guys are kidding right? And you guys call yourself Christians. Last time I checked Christians weren’t supposed to spread hate or judge others or speak hateful words and blame your hateful words on God to cover up your own fears. You people sicken me and Jesus will love any homosexual who is a decent person over a hateful straight person who puts words in God’s mouth.
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8:32 pm
I’m a gay, black, atheist, communist and the very sight of that hot freakin gay pink dolphin just turns me on. Good God do I want to violate its blowhole so badly.
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8:48 pm
I would just like to say that it’s very cute that there’s a pink albino dolphin out there and that I hope it doesn’t get sunburn. There’s nothing wrong with it, quirks of nature make the world go around.
Some of the comments on here are totally uncalled for and I think some of you need to grow up a bit before you try and involve yourselves in discussions. Being gay or lesbian is not evil or wrong, it’s just something that happens and not only to humans I hasten to add there are plenty of examples of gay animals out there.
As long as people are kind to eachother and live good lives, spreading tolerance and aid to those who need it we have nothing to fear. But people that spread hate like this and call it God’s work are bigotted fools. If God is truely all-knowing and all-seeing then He will know what you’re up to speading all this hate. You should be ashamed of yourselves and I only hope He/She/They whatever it is that’s up there believes you when you apologise.
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9:46 pm
They keep saying it’s not their territory, then they gear up and send their fowk in. As ayeways, wha’ ae shameless. impudent bunch. Thon land disnae belong tae the protestants. It’s catholic… OORS!
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11:58 pm
You are all unbelievable
This is not a scientific abomination you fucking retards, it is an albino dolphin. This isn’t the first of its kind you imbeciles.
God does not hate gays, no where in the bible that you so called hate filled christians love so much does it say god hates gays. You guys really need to tear down your walls of insecurities and realize no one is better then anyone because of who they LOVE.
God LOVES all of us, not just you because you shove the bible up your pompous asses.
Jesus christ is regretting dying for people like you, you are all disgusting sick people. People like you are the reason things like the holocaust took place, and organizations like the KKK exist.
I can’t wait for judgement day when you twat suckers who give REAL christians and catholics bad names are sent to HELL where you belong with all of your hatred.
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2:06 am
you guys are the most pathetic bunch of people. a dolphin, because it’s pink is gay? Are you kidding me? this is such an interesting occurrence coming from a scientific standpoint, but i forgot you Christians have your thumbs so far up your asses science doesn’t exist for you, you backwards hicks. this website disgusts and repulses me, and i seriously doubt any of you have a decent education.
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3:27 am
Seriously?
Kids, you’re looking at an albino dolphin, not genetically modified. Next, in an act that can be qualified as nothing more than paranoia, you absolutely insist that this is a gay plot.
Do you really think the colour pink, a wavelength of light, is the sign of all the gays? You really think the gays are that interested in genetically engineering a pink dolphin?
Have you actually taken the time to think that maybe, just maybe, not everything is a gay conspiracy? It seems like you’re going out of your way to find something that isn’t there.
None of this is to any of the comments on here, I understand they are trolling something fierce, this is only in reply to the original article.
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3:55 am
JESUS HATES YOU ABE.
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4:01 am
Stop trying to use a pink dolphin as a way to attack the “Homogay” agenda. Just because you’ve dedicated your entire life to a fucking book doesn’t mean you have to take it out on others.
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4:03 am
Dear Abe,
I believe I can help you with those hideous hick chompers. Come to my clinic and gargle some cum with me and it’ll put the protein back in your gums. The saltiness is great for healing wounds, so if I jab my cock down your throat too hard, it will heal right up again. Please come see me soon.
Damon, the Dick loving Dentist.
xxx
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10:02 am
Wow, this is all horrifying. I caught this story the other day and had no idea that this creature was intentionally created. That makes it worse!
Didn’t the people of Louisiana not already have enough of God’s wrath with Katrina?
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12:16 pm
Wow. Just wow.
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2:30 pm
Infidels, this is the reason why the Jihad against you imperialists will never end.
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4:15 pm
the education level here is laughable, im guessing this entire page is a joke including all these christians who spread nothing but hate and complete blind ignorance.
1. because something is pink it’s not gay. assuming that is simply childish.
(flamingo’s are pink, guess they are gay huh?) why would god make a “gay color”?
why would scientists waste their time making a pink dolphin to have sex with in the first place? really if people wanted to have sex with dolphins it wouldn’t matter what color it is.
2… actually you know what im just going to stop here, i don’t even know why i would try to explain something to such simple minded idiots.
i mean you clowns don’t even realize the earth has been here for millions of years.. and none of you will take the time to even consider relevant scientific fact about anything. notice how you hating christians never have any answers to our replies?
in my opinion there is NOTHING WRONG with religion… i just urge you guys to get an education, people like you just bring the intelligence level of humans down… it’s really really pathetic. and to think if you people have children your just going to spread the hate and stupidity to another generation.
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8:04 pm
You religious nutjobs need to shut the fuck up and stop trying to alienate everyone who is not part of your cult. Just because a dolphin is pink doesn’t mean it’s somehow the homosexuals fault, you ignorant assholes. Once you morons can actually back your arguments up with solid facts, then maybe people will listen.
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8:05 pm
Science is WAY cooler then the stuff your God has done. Look at that dolphin! Bet God can’t do something like that.
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9:01 pm
That’s some good photoshopping there.
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4:04 am
God seems to me like a angry man with a beard. Why in the hell did he created humans in the first place? was he bored or something? That remind me of sim-city
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7:07 pm
Your anti gayness reeks of oppressed homosexuality!
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12:31 am
heres some gay shit mah nigga
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3:38 am
You need to munch on a nice big
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9:28 pm
Waitwaitwait…
Is this a gag site or something making fun of Christians that act like idiots?
If this is an attempt at a serious article I, as a Christian, am very offended.
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2:59 pm
HAHAHA this site is a joke…..made my day.
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7:14 am
hey you, i wanna take you to a gay bar!
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11:52 pm
You moron. CollegeHumor is a joke site. Nothing there is meant to be taken seriously. And there is a species of dolphin that is (or mutation that causes dolphins to be) naturally pink and it has nothing to do with the dolphin’s sexuality.
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11:57 pm
Even FoxNews says this is something natural: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287938,00.html
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9:50 am
I love the duality of your thoughts! One hand everything you don’t like that science creates is sinful. On the other you are more than glad to say that the inventions you do like are made by God. And by the way, guess what, this “gay” dolphin was born like this, naturally. Care to guess who made him “gay” or as science would call him “ALBINO”? GOD!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html
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1:34 am
Did they ever find this abomination dolphin and kill it?
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7:23 pm
As a gay dolphin, I’m extremely disappointed in all the bible bashers in here. Leviticus says “Love thy neighbour”, and does not the Lord forgive all?. I mean, I don’t hate you guise, it’s just a shame that you’ve all been brainwashed by something as believable as a flying spaghetti monster.
Yeah, you can keep your “God”.
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1:09 pm
I’m gay. I don’t think about sex more than the average straight male.
DUMBASS award of the day.
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2:27 pm
this dolphin may be an infectious homogay, but it too is a child of god.
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1:10 am
“As you know, scientific poll data indicate gay males fantasize about gaping, pink sinholes an average of 23-26 times a day. This is likely why you usually see them daydreaming when they should actually be performing their little secretary and nursing jobs.”
This was the most specific and offensive i may have ever read. Also, im pretty sure straight men think about pink sinkholes a lot during the day, too.
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9:44 am
Dear assholes, It’s an albino dolphin. You’re welcome. Go eat a dick. Love, Science.
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8:21 pm
DUDE.
THOSE ARE FUCKING ENDANGERED.
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5:57 pm
*blink*
… So…
You’ve never heard of pink river dolphins then?
.. um..
Scientists didn’t create this, pink dolphins have been around naturally for years…
Troll created site, try better.
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1:33 am
I can scarcely believe that you can call yourselves Christians and spew such hateful trash. If you knew anything about God,which I’m beginning to doubt at this point, you’d know that he loves all of his children. If he truly wanted to waste his time condemning every Gay person, or all the people who have committed adultery, why would he bother making the gays in the first place. That’s right, you ignorant, sinful, embarrassments. He MADE Gays, much like he made that Dolphin. It has been proven by scientists, which people on this site often seem to reject as “fag sympathizers”, that being Gay or not is determined by the chemicals in your brain, which God also gave us. What saddens me the most is what Christianity has become, you people cling so tightly to your hatred that you are suffocating the vision that God had and twisting it into a breeding ground for hatred and discrimination. God preaches love, and acceptance. All I have seen here is hatred. Perhaps you should all take time to reconsider what damage you have already done to your relationship with the Lord, and repent. Perhaps then you will have a chance to be with him come Judgement Day. Good luck to you all, may God bless you and grant you sight, because you are blinded by your hatred.
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6:57 am
This…. This HAS to be a joke right? Right?
seriously, if this is for real, can you guys just cull the population and fall off a cliff? This is why I’m agnostic.
The Crusades were about “killing in the name of God” But did God ever state “Go forth, And slaughter those helpless and innocent in my name!” ummm… I don’t think so.
Plus, God made Man in his image… So does that mean that God is a secret homosexual with both male and female genitalia and a huge rack? I mean seriously…
all I see is “RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE!”
and “KILL IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!”
Yeah, that didn’t work well during the dark ages with your “witch trials” and it isn’t gonna do you any good here.
Please go die so I can sip ice water and watch you roast in hell.
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8:53 pm
I Loled pretty hard at this.
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1:43 am
uhm, how the hell is the dolphin gay? you wouldnt know. and maybe its a female, and scientists didnt create this dolphin! thats impossible, you cant make a dolphin pink. its actually albino, albino means they have a lack of skin pigment and albinos can be in any species icluding humans. it gives the creature pink or white skin, and white fur. so stop being a dumbass and assuming things and do some DAMN reasearch. that dolphin is a miracle of nature, not a scientist’s sin.
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12:32 pm
yeah kill it, thats very christian of you.
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4:51 pm
OH MY SATAN, are you christian zealots really all that ignorant? do some freakin reasearch, its an ALBINO dolphin, its a dolphin without the proper pigments you retards!!!
HAIL SATAN!!!
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12:42 pm
If you were a true Christian KOOLAID you’d nail yourself to a cross as punishment for making such a liberal, fag-enabling comment.
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12:50 pm
No one can nail themselves to a cross. Its a question of logistics. Then again Christians will believe anything.
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12:55 pm
Only a fat satanist would say something like that.
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1:01 pm
Instead of calling me names, you could…..I don’t know…. FORGIVE ME.
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1:16 pm
It’s not up to me to forgive you, koolaid, it’s up to the good Lord. And the good Lord thinks you suck.
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1:30 pm
The rainbow was created as a symbol of God’s promise to never flood Earth again. The next global judgment will be by fire.
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1:30 pm
Amen.
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1:36 pm
SO what makes the dolphin gay? It’s color? Last time I remembered there were pink flowers. Oh and how about some scripture to back up your claims? It’s funny you mention all these things yet fail to back it up with scripture. God’s Word is the only one true authority on these matters.
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1:43 pm
“Do Christians seriously wonder why they have trouble converting people? Telling people they are going to go to hell, condemning them for things that you have no proof of, deciding that someone is a bad person based upon one act you’ve seen – do you guys seriously think you’re making a change for the greater good?”
With over 1 billion people on Earth as Christians, your claim that we have trouble ‘converting’ people is dubious at best. The only ones who don’t like Christianity are either brainwashed, worship pagans or just enjoy rolling in the muck of their sins.
People like you always try to twist the facts around. You remind me of the former Iraqi information minister.
“Yabba yabba yabba, we’re defeating America as you listen to this yaba yaba” all while we were literally raining peace creating bombs on Saddams palaces and showing his soldiers the true meaning of freedom.
Now you have the audacity to try to imply that being gay is moral. That creating genetic abominations is something that’s GOOD? You have to be kidding me.
Last week I was accosted by a gay male in a bathroom and now I have to look over my shoulder, making sure that another doesn’t try to hit on me. It’s not right for a man to have to go through anything like this and these scientists are just encouraging gays even more.
So you quit trying to twist stuff around to make morality comfortable for you. To be moral, you have to cast off wicked ways. That includes not perverting nature by your choice and actions.
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9:48 pm
I prey for all you hate mongers that created this website and or use it. I believe God does not want us to spread this hate and rally people to want to kill these ‘evil’ homosexuals.
Oh how I cant wait for the day of reckoning and all you fools have to explain to God why you hate so much and why you didn’t love and forgive every person on this God given earth, and I do believe we are nearing the end of times.
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1:49 pm
I Corinthians 6:9:
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Romans 1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet
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10:26 am
What about all that wonderful pink pussy that my daddy made?? Does that mean that liking pussy is now gay?? Fuck! I’m coming back to smite all you faggots, and to take back the Witnesses.
Your Own Personal, Jesus….
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1:52 pm
In case you didn’t notice that dolphin? Not a human being. Not a part of mankind.
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1:58 pm
You scare me. Why would you want to lay with a dolphin?
Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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2:18 pm
Nah my dick wouldn’t fit in the blow hole. Too big. It’s ok man don’t suppress your “ungodly” feelings towards the pink dolphin.
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4:37 pm
Your sorry mother gave birth to your “pink” ass. Just because you’re pink, doesn’t make you homosexual, or does it? Answer me Pinkie!
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1:54 pm
The artist depicts “Justin” as a young boy swimming and being flamboyant. The artist implies there is a connection between Justin and the dolphin. I said it was veiled, and so it is. There is also a picture of two men engaged in a sex act, that is pretty direct IMO. The site should be blacklisted.
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2:19 pm
Keep your son off College Humor, as it promotes the gay agenda. You can read all about it here:
http://christwire.org/2009/02/college-humor-promotes-gay-office-relationships/
We’re currently working to get that immoral Jake and Amir censored to a decent standard.
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1:58 pm
“Do you not yet understand that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and is eliminated?”.
Listen Bob(Not So)Great, do not use the words of our Lord and Savior to condone abominations. You are taking his words out of context, he also said, “A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another” this does not mean that I should have anything to do with your sinful practices.
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2:02 pm
Can you please explain this “homo angle’ of which you speak. I have a thirteen year old son that frequents video game site (which is where this cartoon is located). While I’ve warned him more than once to be wary of those site, as foul language and imoral ideas are usually prevelant, I’m still not seeing this ‘gay’ connotaion you’re speaking of. I’ve done (so far anyway) a good job of keeping filth away from my son’s eyes, but if you’re seeing something there that I’m not seeing, I’d like to know where it is to be a little more wary of it in the future.
Thanks for the help.
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2:08 pm
I don’t think of swimming as being flamboyant. It seems to me that you’re looking for something to be there, and not finding it, you’ve created it. There is a connection between the boy and the dolphin, obviously, but it seems more that the reason for that is because some of the boy’s genetic material was used to create the dolphin. While I would agree that doing something like that is an abhomination and clearly against God (as one of the characters points out, before he is rudely shut up by the godless military machine), I don’t see anything homosexual about it.
The one picture you’re talking about doesn’t seem to be a part of the story, though it clearly is both wrong and gay (saying both those words is a bit redundant). I’m still not seeing it within the story itself.
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2:11 pm
Then maybe you should stop hate mongering and turn the other cheek already.
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2:36 pm
Kindly watch the language people.
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2:17 pm
I have a feeling Dan Norggren secretly wanted to have sinful sexual relations with that man. A true Christian would have smashed his face into a urinal while reciting the Lords Prayer. Shame on you,
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2:27 pm
Did you read my post or did you start making up some stuff after the first sentence?
First of all, I never said that I approved of or thought that it was morally acceptable to be homosexual. You decided that I thought it was ok and you put those words in my mouth.
Second, a large percentage of Christains are simply christian because there parents are and haven’t really discovered it for themselves. I’m not saying they’re any less holy or that they’re not saved, I’m saying that they just haven’t put as much of their time into discovering what it is that they believe.
Third, whether you like it or not, the dolphin wasn’t man made. It was discovered in a lake in Louisiana. Here’s a link to a story about it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html
Fourth, just because one man offered to do something sexual with you doesn’t mean that all homosexuals want to. To say that you have to “watch over your shoulder” implies that not only another gay man will approach you, but that it’s gonna happen whether you like it or not. I don’t know if you were suggesting that a gay man was going to rape you or what, but I don’t see how it has any significance with this debate other than that someone offered you something and you turned it down. Someone offered to sell me a car for $1200 dollars the other day. I turned them down. Not a big deal.
Fifth, and this is my final point on your first post, not all people that aren’t Christian are “brainwashed, worship pagans or just enjoy rolling in the muck of their sins”. Yes, some of them are that way, but a lot of them are just people seeking the truth, and they aren’t satisfied with what they found yet. After seeing websites like this, I can understand why. And whether they believe it or not, I believe there is something respectable in the fact that they didn’t just follow something blindly themselves but want to discover it for themselves.
Thoughts?
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2:20 pm
Yeah he’s one of those fools who like to use the Bible to their own benefit. And I like how you judge me automatically without knowing who I am. Very Christian of you.
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2:20 pm
Justin (of the comic strip fame) is obviosly NOT homosexual. If anything, I’d wager the fictional character is based on a very heterosexual man.
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2:21 pm
You sound like a queer sympathizer.
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2:22 pm
College Humor does more than just promote the gay agenda. It seems, from the little I have unfortunately been exposed to, to promote pretty much everything that is wrong with society at this moment in time. Every kind of decadence can be found there, and what I saw was enough to ensure I’d never look at it again.
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2:22 pm
That’s not taking the Lords name in vain, you fucking cunt.
Go back to your mail order bride you sack effemite braindead cognitavely-impaired sack of crap.
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2:30 pm
Wow Future. A little strong there. Fuck you too.
I say that with a Godly love.
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2:25 pm
That was clearly uncalled for. I have to tollerate foul language at my place of work, I would just hope that coming to a Christian site I could avoid it.
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2:29 pm
Perhaps that’s explains why I’m not seeing the gay connection that was first mentioned when this ‘comic’ was linked. I just don’t get it. Maybe I’m not looking hard enough.
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2:34 pm
I don’t know that I would find anything gay about that, just odd. Why would a steel worker just up and decide to quit his job? I find that a little hard to believe.
I don’t know if you’re serious or not, but none of this is really anything to make light of. Gays, and what gays have done and are doing to this country isn’t really anything you should be taking lightly. It’s when we don’t look at it seriously, and we make jokes about it that we lose control. And once that happens, then you have chaos. Look at your television right now. How many gay shows are there right now? Those came as a result of peopl emaking jokes, not caring, and just being indifferent. Is that really what we need to be doing?
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2:37 pm
Wait, I’m using the moniker of “Hey guys, here’s something we have that’s a fact. Let’s not choose to ignore it, realize it looks kinda cool, and move on with life.”
It was discovered. That’s not up for debate. With that said, there is really no way for an argument to start here.
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2:39 pm
As I have been saying. Is there no filter on this site? No was tfor this site’s administrators to stop this kind of filth?
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7:54 pm
Kindly eat my ass, communist homo sympathizer.
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2:40 pm
I assure you, sir, I am quite serious. My father is a great man, never a sinner. He showed me the way of the Lord, gave me my first bible when I was four, and read the Good Word to me every day.
But now he has been acting strangely, not like a pious man. He skipped church last week–something he has NEVER done before, and now this fascination with dolphins. He says they are “beautiful” and “majestic”. I am very worried that he has lost his way, but I am only a teenager and still have so much learn from Christ, so what do I do?! I think I need to seek my pastor’s advice. He just had a sermon about the sinful ways of gays and he seems to be the most knowledgeable.
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2:45 pm
And, sir, you are so right about the television and gays. That’s the reason why my father got rid of our cable. Now we just watch Bible DVDs. I’m tired of gay-friendly shows like The Apprentice and Deal or No Deal.
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2:43 pm
Quag,
You are spewing forth like a great pile of vomit. Man should not mess around with God’s creatures as is obviously the case with this pink Dolphin. Albino dolphins are white, not pink, this was genetically engineered and that is obvious. The fact that it is diminutive and pink only goes to prove that it is indeed a part of some homocentric conspiracy created by Darwinists and the like, you know those people that will tell you the earth has been around for millions of years and that man came from monkeys.
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2:49 pm
You can see suspicious Chinese subtitles at the bottom of the screen.
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2:50 pm
I would venture to say that consulting your pastor would probably be the best thing for you to do. I don’t know that I would asume that he is gay, but something is clearly amiss if a man of God suddenly decides to stop doing what a Godly christian should (working to support his family), and decides to throw away his life on frivilous, questionable activities. I’m sorry son, but it looks like you need some help.
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2:53 pm
I wouldn’t call either of those shows overtly gay, but you would have to assume, having had gay contestants, that they at least fall into the camp of tolerating them, so I’d agree that it’s probably best to avoid them. Has your father started watching cable again?
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2:57 pm
He has!
I came home from church choir late one night and my father was watching a show called “The Office” when I came home but he changed the channel quickly and said, “I’m just flipping. Not watching anything.” It was horrible! I wanted to call Pastor Whittaker right then and there and cry to him that my father was watching The Office but I knew that would just cause too much fear in the church community.
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2:58 pm
Some of us are trying to have an actual discussion here, and joke comments like that really aren’t helping.
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3:00 pm
If I were to find a slinky in the closet of a newly built house, you could say i discovered it, doesn’t mean it wasn’t manmade.
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3:06 pm
Brainwashing. I bet the symbols have subliminal meanings can we remove the video. They discuss two males sharing a female as well, that is adultery and forbidden. This homocentric propaganda has got to stop.
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3:07 pm
Again, I’m really not finding this comic ‘fag enabling’, as a few people have pointed out. Yes, it’s wrong on a number of levels, but I’m not really seeing the gay angle. None of the male charachters have sex with each other, and while it might be possible that some of the characters are gay, it doesn’t really say.
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3:10 pm
I believe he is from the comic site, there is a LinktheLegend on other messages there. The site itself is weird, it’s on a videogame website but they talk about everything but videogames. Not a bad thing as videogames make children do behave in very un-Christian ways
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3:22 pm
There was a Left Behind game. I got it for my son for Christmas.
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3:36 pm
I did not realize, I will have to look into that was it for the PC as I don’t have one of them Wii machines.
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4:17 pm
God doesn’t care what happens to niggers
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4:34 pm
Is this a SOuth Park quote, that show is an abomination as well.
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4:46 pm
That’s why I left here for a while. I was hoping when I came back, that people would be willing to have an actual discussion about a rather serious topic, but that clearly isn’t the case.
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5:03 pm
I believe some of these posts are by regular users of collegehumor.com trying to make this site look bad, the posts do not reflect on the site as any regular user here would know who does and does not post with any frequency.
I agree with what you are saying Taranis, but that is why I think some of the above posts are nothing more than supporters of the gay agenda promoting collegehumor.com
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5:30 pm
Taranis, I believe that everyone here is speaking about gay things because this is an article about the gay agenda being pushed forward, which is exactly what the gays want. They seek nothing more than to invade our minds, and place impure thoughts there.
That’s how it works. They want to put in our heads the mental image of their sinful acts. They want us to think about them in bed together, caressing each other lovingly, stroking each others manhood slowly, lovingly. They’d like us to picture them putting their penis’ in each other’s mouths, slowing working back and forth, carressing each other’s testicles. They want us to picture that moment when one of them bends over and accepts the offering of the penis, the initially painful and eventually pleasurable act, the thrusting and gyrating, the loving force of the whole thing. That’s what they want us to think about, but we can’t. Because it’s wrong.
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5:06 pm
these trolls are most likely from collegehumor.com, they read Tyson’s article and have nothing better to do.
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6:07 pm
Would you accept 10 piece McNuggets as an alternative? Or will you call 911?
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8:37 pm
I cannot believe that the above response was written by a Christian, you seem to know quite abit about the delicacies of homoerotic fornication. I have read through all of the responses and believed you to be genuine until this final hilarious response…keep up the good work, this puritanical nutjobs need to lighten up.
Salut!!!
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9:14 pm
Alexander Anderson (of Hellsing fame) was Irish? I thought his nationality wasn’t defined.
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10:10 pm
Black people can’t be communist retard. They think they’re better than anyone because their ancestors got pulled out of the jungle with some fried chicken bait and a few white guys to drag on the boat so they could pick cotton for a living.
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10:12 pm
shut up
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2:38 am
Wow, you are a very hateful and prejudice person. You need healing in your heart to you won’t prejudge others, friends.
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3:05 pm
I’m going to find your son fuck him and make him into the biggest fag in the world.
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4:45 pm
You have to tolerate foul language at work?? Where the ‘fuck’ do you work? They don’t allow that ‘shit’ at my place of employment. If you’re caught cursing at my job, you’re up ‘shit’ creek without a ‘fucking’ paddle. Next thing you know, you’re selling your ‘ass’ on the street and ‘teabagging’ your new pimp boss. I really need to get a job where you work.
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4:59 pm
I bunked Adam’s bum in the 10th grade on his cousins couch on a long hot summer, several times. I still remember the time he told me he loved me, in return I gave him a reach-around and pretended he was a beautiful pink porpoise. Ah, those were the days!!
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6:11 pm
…………wow
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7:57 pm
Quag, you sound like someone who tries way to hard to seem “cool” or “intelligent” in the eyes of the public, when in fact you are not.
You are a boring, unoriginal, disgusting disappointment to The Lord.
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7:58 pm
You sound like a queer.
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10:44 am
“it’s really really pathetic. and to think if you people have children your just going to spread the hate and stupidity to another generation.”
Thank you Oh, Omniscient Darwinist Puppet…also the word you meant to use above is you’re not your, but then we can’t all be as bright as you.
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8:00 pm
Listen up, Aladdin, everyone who’s read the Bible knows that Arabs are the retarded offspring of those who rejected the Lord God in the Old Testament.
Better repent, sucker. His vengeance is swift.
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8:03 pm
Listen up, pansy. This is America. It’s time for us to school you in some good ‘ole Bible learnin’.
Jews, homosexuals, blacks, jews, albinos, jew albino dolphins, everybody who doesn’t look like me is going to Hell. And after that, the lake of fire.
Better turn up the heat, buddy, build up some resistance. Sinner.
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9:52 pm
Listen up, Christrebone, everyone who’s read this website knows that these Christians are the retarded offspring of those who lived on false doctrines such as hell and chauvanism.
Better find an actual well-meaning Christian, sucker. God does not like people who make up lies about him.
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9:55 pm
Christrebone, you sound like someone who tries way to hard to seem “cool” or “intelligent” in the eyes of the public, when in fact you are not.
You are a boring, unoriginal, disgusting disappointment to The Lord.
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9:58 pm
“Jews, homosexuals, blacks, jews, albinos, jew albino dolphins, everybody who doesn’t look like me is going to Hell. And after that, the lake of fire.”
Whatever happened to “Love thy neighbor”?
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9:57 pm
I Agree, Almost every “Pro” god article i’ve read on this site just deals a blow to a religion i have faith in. Some of the ignorance spread by these so called god fairing people honestly make me question what i was taught in church. Hell, if anyone cursed or used the word Fag in in or around church and the Father heard about it, You were in for one hell of a Scolding and lecture.
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5:28 am
It’s a gag site making fun of Christians’ gullibility.
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3:36 pm
Christrebone, Jesus told his followers to “Love they neighbor” and love those you hate. I don’t see you doing that, eh?
DO us all a favor and kill yourself. If you think God is going to let you in heaven for your hateful spouting, you are going to be terribly wrong.
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3:56 pm
The Lord thinks you suck too, Christrebone.
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2:03 am
Until you die Original Adam.
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12:29 pm
Oh, “suspicious Chinese subtitles at the bottom of the screen”….. they’ll be ‘subtitles’ then. You really are a moron aren’t you.
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