Comments on: Scientists Have Created Gay Pink Dolphin Species http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/ Conservative Values for an Unsaved World Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:00:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Scientists Create World’s First Openly Gay Horsie Pony | ChristWire http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-72641 Scientists Create World’s First Openly Gay Horsie Pony | ChristWire Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:36:34 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-72641 [...] I told everyone about the gay pink dolphins, I thought that would be the end of the line.  I fantasized about the day I could take my shot gun [...] [...] I told everyone about the gay pink dolphins, I thought that would be the end of the line.  I fantasized about the day I could take my shot gun [...]

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]]> By: yo mamma http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-71652 yo mamma Wed, 16 Mar 2011 06:43:26 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-71652 uhm, how the hell is the dolphin gay? you wouldnt know. and maybe its a female, and scientists didnt create this dolphin! thats impossible, you cant make a dolphin pink. its actually albino, albino means they have a lack of skin pigment and albinos can be in any species icluding humans. it gives the creature pink or white skin, and white fur. so stop being a dumbass and assuming things and do some DAMN reasearch. that dolphin is a miracle of nature, not a scientist's sin. uhm, how the hell is the dolphin gay? you wouldnt know. and maybe its a female, and scientists didnt create this dolphin! thats impossible, you cant make a dolphin pink. its actually albino, albino means they have a lack of skin pigment and albinos can be in any species icluding humans. it gives the creature pink or white skin, and white fur. so stop being a dumbass and assuming things and do some DAMN reasearch. that dolphin is a miracle of nature, not a scientist’s sin.

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]]> By: Furmen Sakume http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-67256 Furmen Sakume Tue, 08 Feb 2011 01:53:19 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-67256 I Loled pretty hard at this. I Loled pretty hard at this.

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]]> By: Ex0 http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-56583 Ex0 Tue, 12 Oct 2010 11:57:23 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-56583 This.... This HAS to be a joke right? Right? seriously, if this is for real, can you guys just cull the population and fall off a cliff? This is why I'm agnostic. The Crusades were about "killing in the name of God" But did God ever state "Go forth, And slaughter those helpless and innocent in my name!" ummm... I don't think so. Plus, God made Man in his image... So does that mean that God is a secret homosexual with both male and female genitalia and a huge rack? I mean seriously... all I see is "RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE!" and "KILL IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!" Yeah, that didn't work well during the dark ages with your "witch trials" and it isn't gonna do you any good here. Please go die so I can sip ice water and watch you roast in hell. This…. This HAS to be a joke right? Right?
seriously, if this is for real, can you guys just cull the population and fall off a cliff? This is why I’m agnostic.
The Crusades were about “killing in the name of God” But did God ever state “Go forth, And slaughter those helpless and innocent in my name!” ummm… I don’t think so.

Plus, God made Man in his image… So does that mean that God is a secret homosexual with both male and female genitalia and a huge rack? I mean seriously…

all I see is “RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE!”
and “KILL IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!”

Yeah, that didn’t work well during the dark ages with your “witch trials” and it isn’t gonna do you any good here.

Please go die so I can sip ice water and watch you roast in hell.

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]]> By: TheDivineComic http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-55248 TheDivineComic Thu, 30 Sep 2010 06:33:38 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-55248 I can scarcely believe that you can call yourselves Christians and spew such hateful trash. If you knew anything about God,which I'm beginning to doubt at this point, you'd know that he loves all of his children. If he truly wanted to waste his time condemning every Gay person, or all the people who have committed adultery, why would he bother making the gays in the first place. That's right, you ignorant, sinful, embarrassments. He MADE Gays, much like he made that Dolphin. It has been proven by scientists, which people on this site often seem to reject as "fag sympathizers", that being Gay or not is determined by the chemicals in your brain, which God also gave us. What saddens me the most is what Christianity has become, you people cling so tightly to your hatred that you are suffocating the vision that God had and twisting it into a breeding ground for hatred and discrimination. God preaches love, and acceptance. All I have seen here is hatred. Perhaps you should all take time to reconsider what damage you have already done to your relationship with the Lord, and repent. Perhaps then you will have a chance to be with him come Judgement Day. Good luck to you all, may God bless you and grant you sight, because you are blinded by your hatred. I can scarcely believe that you can call yourselves Christians and spew such hateful trash. If you knew anything about God,which I’m beginning to doubt at this point, you’d know that he loves all of his children. If he truly wanted to waste his time condemning every Gay person, or all the people who have committed adultery, why would he bother making the gays in the first place. That’s right, you ignorant, sinful, embarrassments. He MADE Gays, much like he made that Dolphin. It has been proven by scientists, which people on this site often seem to reject as “fag sympathizers”, that being Gay or not is determined by the chemicals in your brain, which God also gave us. What saddens me the most is what Christianity has become, you people cling so tightly to your hatred that you are suffocating the vision that God had and twisting it into a breeding ground for hatred and discrimination. God preaches love, and acceptance. All I have seen here is hatred. Perhaps you should all take time to reconsider what damage you have already done to your relationship with the Lord, and repent. Perhaps then you will have a chance to be with him come Judgement Day. Good luck to you all, may God bless you and grant you sight, because you are blinded by your hatred.

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]]> By: Zebby http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-55133 Zebby Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:57:22 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-55133 *blink* ... So... You've never heard of pink river dolphins then? .. um.. Scientists didn't create this, pink dolphins have been around naturally for years... Troll created site, try better. *blink*

… So…

You’ve never heard of pink river dolphins then?

.. um..

Scientists didn’t create this, pink dolphins have been around naturally for years…

Troll created site, try better.

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]]> By: Arsenic http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-54933 Arsenic Mon, 27 Sep 2010 01:21:24 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-54933 DUDE. THOSE ARE FUCKING ENDANGERED. DUDE.
THOSE ARE FUCKING ENDANGERED.

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]]> By: Science http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-51811 Science Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:44:40 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-51811 Dear assholes, It's an albino dolphin. You're welcome. Go eat a dick. Love, Science. Dear assholes, It’s an albino dolphin. You’re welcome. Go eat a dick. Love, Science.

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]]> By: Anonymous http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-49505 Anonymous Sun, 22 Aug 2010 06:10:55 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-49505 "As you know, scientific poll data indicate gay males fantasize about gaping, pink sinholes an average of 23-26 times a day. This is likely why you usually see them daydreaming when they should actually be performing their little secretary and nursing jobs." This was the most specific and offensive i may have ever read. Also, im pretty sure straight men think about pink sinkholes a lot during the day, too. “As you know, scientific poll data indicate gay males fantasize about gaping, pink sinholes an average of 23-26 times a day. This is likely why you usually see them daydreaming when they should actually be performing their little secretary and nursing jobs.”

This was the most specific and offensive i may have ever read. Also, im pretty sure straight men think about pink sinkholes a lot during the day, too.

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]]> By: hotdog http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/#comment-38944 hotdog Mon, 17 May 2010 17:29:11 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=1526#comment-38944 Oh, "suspicious Chinese subtitles at the bottom of the screen"..... they'll be 'subtitles' then. You really are a moron aren't you. Oh, “suspicious Chinese subtitles at the bottom of the screen”….. they’ll be ‘subtitles’ then. You really are a moron aren’t you.

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