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    The BJ Radio Show Is Pornography For The Ears

    March 3, 2009 7:54 am 19 comments
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    Warning – This article discusses a very heathen community and contains photographic evidence of their transgressions. If you have women and children in the room, please first pray together and then have them leave before reading. Thank You.
    - CSB

    My dear friends, as you know we have been engaged in warfare against the immoral miscreants behind the The BJ Radio Show.

    This is a very sick show where every person on it is a crack-spreading prostitute for Satan. They just sit back and let Satan fill them up with the juices of evil, then spew their abundant aural and visual pornographic drugs all over the airwaves.

    We first found about this show after they told lies about sermon excerpts from Pastor Jack Gould, on air to their listeners, and our interns requested that they allow us to censor their show.

    These atheistic wonders not only refused the polite requests of our interns but harassed them in the most dogged, perverse fashion. They hurled everything from profanities to even malicious Facebook attacks upon several of our female interns.

    Upset, Tyson Bowers and I decided to sit in on BJ Radio’s live broadcast this past week. What we witnessed was nothing short of appalling, depraved and frightening.

    As you know, we’ve actively campaigned against Howard Stern’s radio show, for it promoting pornography and graphic speech every which way. My friends, even the antics of Howard Stern have nothing on what you will witness on this gay-inducing BJ Radio show.


    Photo Evidence: Female guests and web fans of the BJ Radio show have no shame in assaulting you with filthy carnality.

    The opening webcast of this show has a segment called Masturbation Orgy time. It’s where the hosts encourage listeners to call in while ‘frapping’ to the people they are interviewing on their simultaneous webvideo broadcast. This week they interviewed a New York band named Radio Drama.

    One of the three girls of this band, named Amber, looked to be wearing only a shirt and no pants, showing off her sin-causing legs on purpose. When I called in to tell this young lady to put on some proper pants or a long skirt to cover up her iniquity, she proceeded to make remarks of a sexual nature to me.

    Harassed, I felt deeply offended by her put-ons. But it did not stop there. Before I knew it, women on the show all started to lift their tops and expose their milk-sacks to me. One web viewer named Tracey even joined in and wrote ChristWire across her chest.

    That was enough and I left, calling in once more to express my displeasure with this radio kingdom of sin. As if to add insult to injury, these heathens even apparently did fake calls of Tyson and I calling into the show, changing our words with imitations of others to make us look like really bad people.

    Friends, this BJ Radio show is uncouth and must allow us to censor all their shows from this point on. Pray and then join us live tonight (7pm EST) as we visit their New York studios and take this filth down!

    Update:

    It turns out this “Amber” friend of BJ Radio also has made a turkey pornography video. We have to put a stop to these people.

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    Pat Heinkel is the senior church organist for Shellington Pres., where he also proudly serves as a volunteer firefighter, distinguished lecturer and has the town's (maybe region!) largest collection of Coleoptera. Email Pat

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    19 Comments


    • And how were the first real boobs in your live?

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    • Dear Pat Heinkel,

      I want to fill your mothers cunt up with the juices of my evil.

      That is all,
      Anon

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    • Pan Heinkel’s daughter swallows semen.

      That is all.

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    • capt awesome


      porn for the ears, my ears never got off so hard before, jesus christ i love breasts

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    • I’ve never thought to refer to anything as “gay-inducing”. Thanks, Christwire!

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    • Pan Heinkel’s little girl loves me.

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    • Tyson Bowers III


      The women on this show are devils! Just like that Olivia Munn

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    • Tyson Bowers III


      Pat they are mocking us again!

      http://www.thebjradioshow.com/?p=516

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    • Is it so hard to turn the dial and ignore the radio station? I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

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    • It’s called free speech bitches!!! It’s why you can spew your hate mongaring on your stupid piece of $&^* Blog. Gay-inducing wow that a new one, I don’t think that these nice boys are gay-inducing! But what ever you think. I think you really have bigger fish to fry don’t you?!

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    • How do you define pornography? My good friends at Dictionary.com define it as “obscene writings, drawings, photographs, or the like, esp. those having little or no artistic merit.” I see teaching people to hate other people’s races, sexual orientation and political affiliation – to the point where you wish our “heathen president” would fail just as your “god-loving” president did as obscene.

      Obviously, your writings, unlike the BJ Radio Show, show no artistic merit. Unless, of course, “artistic merit” is defined as seeing a blow-up Wolverine toy designed for kids 5-7 years old as being a sex toy. To come up with something like that, you have to be kind of perverse.

      According to my Bible studies, I’ve learned that Christ is actually loving, caring, and would prefer his followers to do the same. I thought that being Christian meant following the caring God of the New Testament and not the Smiting God of the Old. Hmmm. Maybe I”m wrong here. Even if I am, I’d have to say I’d rather listen to the gay inducing humor of BJR then the hate inducing crap that you spew.

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    • CSB Warning: This post censored for immoral image.

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    • I FIGURED IT OUT!!! these people @ Christwire are scared! hahahaha, fear the world you iggnorant little buggers! FEAR IT!!!! oh wait, they’re doing it just fine without my cheering……I wonde what it feels like to live under a rock, Pat, can you describe it for me?
      LOL
      BJ Radio ROCKS MY SOCKS, so does Howards Stern and I LOVE seeing my fellow FEMALE show their legs and MUCH MUCH more! You want obsence? Come over to my house, I’ll SHOW you Obscene.

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    • you do not have the right to not be offended so turn it the fuck off instead of getting butt hurt.

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    • That would have worked if “Pan Heinkel” was a real person.. gah, I’m such a failure at typing.

      In any case, what I’m trying to express is that PAT Heinkel’s daughter is an oral whore. I’m sure that’s not the only orifice that’s been dirtied on her.

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    • Well, at least they spelled my name right…

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    • Tyson Bowers III


      damn. tyson clone, your picture looks like you shit your pants. Nigga, I told you not to eat the Bel Grande meal at taco bell. Now look what you did. Shit your pants and then posted a picture of the face you made. How disgraceful. Now gods totally not going to let us into heaven, dude. Good going fucktard.

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    • This people are not very nice.

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    • Tyson Bowers III


      Oh give it up Adam. Our secret is out, I love to buttfuck you while we listen to this show. Why don’t you just man up and admit it. Oops, sorry, I mean Fag up and admit it. You Gaping butthole you.

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