• The Blue Ducks Are Gay! They Face Species Extinction!

    March 10, 2009 2:30 pm 35 comments

    Scientists and liberal progressives alike are without words, as a lesson of natural order is playing out with a species of blue ducks. The ducks are gay and they are now facing extinction!

    Being gay is against natural order as the entire point of having reproductive organs is continuation of the species. Everyone from liberal scientists to politicians will deny this fact, all in attempts to forward the destructive homogay agenda.

    Attempts to breed a rare species of duck to avoid extinction in the UK have backfired after the only two remaining males fell for each other.
    Source – The Daily Telegraph

    So today these scientists and politicians are being treated to an early Ides of March, as their science research has stabbed them in the back with the Sword of Truth!

    An article from the Telegraph tells the story of three ducks, Cherry, who is a female, along with Ben and Jerry, who are males (drakes). Cherry is the last remaining female Blue Duck in existence, and as such bird keepers at the West Sussex bird sanctuary want her to mate with one of the two males. There is only one major problem: the two male ducks are gay.

    They are very gay for each other. As reports center warden, Paul Stevens:

    “‘They stay together all the time, parading up and down their enclosure and whistling to each other as a male might do with a female he wants to mate with,” he said. ‘”

    That’s just filthy and gross. These little homoteer ducks are parading about in typical fashion, not even concerned about the continuation of their species. Sound familiar? The warden continued:

    “‘People who visit the centre think they’re a fantastic couple, without really coming around to the idea that they are two males. They both have very big personalities and people come from all over the country to come and see them. Cherry doesn’t seem bothered by it, she’s just happy to keep herself to herself.’”

    Well this story is all very sad. An entire species of animal is going to be wiped off the face of God’s green Earth, just because the last two males of the species are gay. Terribly sad.

    Now as you know, being gay is not a natural genetic condition. This shows that these poor ducks either faced some severe psychological trauma or perhaps a chemical imbalance from toxic river pollution.

    Whatever the case, they are victims of circumstance and now their openly gay lifestyle means the death and destruction of their species. Never again will Blue Ducks roam Earth, and two males who were infested with a gay spirit are to blame.

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